Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
Normally at this point of a post (I refer to it as "the beginning"... it's a working title), I tend to put some snappy entry that most likely has no reference to football, but instead is some seemingly irrelevant snapshot of my life that I'll somehow tie to the game.
Today, however, I'm going to introduce you, the reader, to something my wife likes to refer to as "every f*#%ing day of my life." In other words, I'm going to ramble. Perhaps pointlessly, perhaps not. We'll see.
Why? Well, I'd like to say it's because I have some interesting insight into the performance of T.J. Yates or a slick analysis of the upcoming game against the Bengals that I'm going to deliver in a humorous manner, but the truth is I've got nothing better.
There may or may not be something coherent in the upcoming words -- I mean, there may or may not be an actual tooth in Chris Johnson's mouth -- but the point is that as of right now, you and I have about the same idea as to where this is going.
And isn't that really what matters?
No. The answer is "no".
Now, when thinking about the Texans these days, I find that I'm experiencing a significant amount of mixed feelings. On one hand, I'm thrilled with their amazing success, but on the other, they've experienced a string of bad luck not seen since the 2010 Texans, which has likely doomed fans to a feeling of impending anti-climatism (don't you judge me on my word choosiness!). It's like watching "Shutter Island," only if someone told you that Teddy Daniels is Andrew Laeddis (the book was way better, by the way).
Ok, perhaps the 2010 Texans weren't really plagued with bad luck as much as they were with total suck. Maybe the bad luck was the fact that they didn't get totally blown out in every game, thus giving us, the fans, a sense of false hope week after week before ultimately stabbing us through the metaphorical heart with a spear tipped with poisonous tears harvested from Mario Williams that were shed while attending Frank Bush's defensive meetings.
In any sense, one has to wonder what the hell we, the fans, have done to earn such a string of bad luck. It's like the reverse of "My Name is Earl," where we've not really done anything wrong (collectively, that is... I'm sure that individually, we've done plenty wrong) and are being punished for it. But that really doesn't make any sense, because by that rationale, Steelers fans would be the equivalent of Mother Teresa's puppy, and I think we all know that's not true.
Still, even with the string of injuries (ow), one has to be impressed with the team's ability to continue their unprecedented high level of play. It has to make you wonder what prompted such an amazing turnaround not in the team's physical ability (they've always had the talent), but rather in the team's mindset. The leadership hasn't changed, and the primary players haven't changed that much. No, the only major change was in defensive coaching.
Ultimately, I think the addition of Wade Phillips has provided much more than improved defensive play. It's had a trickle-down effect to the entire coaching staff, not unlike the effect Johnathan Joseph has had on the secondary. It essentially allowed Kubiak to fall back into his comfort zone and focus on developing quarterbacks, supporting the offense, convincing the players that there may in fact be a Santa Clause, and not coaching the defense (disclaimer: I don't know if Kubiak was actively involved in coaching the defense in years past or if he just left it to his defensive coordinator, but either scenario supports the notion that he can't coach defense).
The truth of the matter is that the horrible injury luck is really just chance (though it's entirely possible that we may have to shoot Brett Hartmann), but it's entirely possible that the hiring of Wade Phillps was a critical factor in allowing the team to have a prepared backup quarterback or two.
When the playoffs come around, however, at some point, the Texans are going to have to rely on T.J. Yates to make plays, and this will be against difficult and competent playoff defenses (unless they're facing the Patriots), and it's tough to imagine that he won't struggle.
That's not a knock on Yates, but rather a realistic view of the situation. Stranger things have happened, yes, but more often than not, they don't.
So I guess that, ultimately, is the purpose of this ramble. This team has withstood an unbelievable amount of adversity and continues to succeed. Even if the probability of reaching the ultimate goal has taken a Johnathan Joseph hit, we can still be proud of their success and maintain a modicum of hope. The team still has one of the league's best defenses and probably the best running game, so perhaps it's more than a modicum. A tinge, perhaps.
More than anything, though, my plan is to enjoy the journey, hope for the best, and rejoice that I'm not in Tennessee.
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the texans attitude all year
All Gamechangers
As for that last sentence..
/starts a slow clap
by brightshinies on Dec 8, 2011 3:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This year not over but
next year we have the base pieces.
The D will blossom into a JuggerFly from the Juggerpillar it is.
Draft will add talent.
talent will be healthy.
Attitude will be focused on the big game.
I can't even THINK about next year
I am so incredibly stoked that our boys are finding ways to win – even with the litany of injuries – that I cannot help but be proud and excited about this team. There is nothing (except common sense, maybe) that says that the Texans cannot win a playoff game or two…
…with a third string rookie QB, and
…without Andre Johnson, and
…without Mario Williams, and
…without Brett Hartman
I realize that this goes against all the caution that BRB preaches… and bleach cocktails, BUT!
Kubiak is tossing around the f-bomb for Derga’s sake. How can I not be excited.
I have been stuck working offshore for the last month and I missed the four games prior to the Atlanta game. Fortunately, the magic of DVR has allowed me to catch up. When you watch the last five games back-to-back-to-back you can see how the team is evolving. The offense – even with TJ Yates – are adding plays and new alignments. The defense is doing some crazy shit. Bum’s Boy is going “All In” on a high percentage of plays and it is damn exciting to watch.
Will the defense get burned with this approach? Most certainly. It’s going to happen – and Julio Jones almost lit the torch last week. But how many games over the last decade have we watched quarterbacks sit back in the pocket for day and a half and pick apart our secondary? I would much rather see the team being aggressive.
Will it be difficult to continue to win and make it to the playoffs? Yes. Every game in the NFL is hard to win (except those against Indy, I guess) and the Texans could still blow it. But I am here to tell you that these guys are dialed in. We still have our weaknesses, but everyone’s play is stepping up.
Will it be even harder to win a playoff game with so much talent in the infirmary? Yes.
But, I do not care.
I am loving watching Texans’ bodies fly all over the field and laying wood on people. I am loving watching opposing quarterbacks having to get rid of the ball in less three seconds or face a certain sack. I am loving watching our rookie quarterback coolly dip a shoulder to avoid an edge rush and step up in the pocket to deliver the ball down field. I’m loving watching Cushing bleed on everyone in the dogpile.
I’m loving watching this team play football.
Next year be damned. I pulling for these to surprise the hell out of the league RIGHT NOW.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
by PygmyStone on Dec 8, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions 9 recs
CORRECT
on all points.
As the season went on I was extremely excited to see the D get better. If we had the same D we have now (experience and confidence-wise), against the Saints earlier in the season we would’ve won that game, hands down.
They are a force to be reckoned with.
^^ This.
This is the most fun I’ve had as a pro football fan since 1993; I’m riding it as far as it will take
me.
Fuck a whole bunch of next year.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Nice job, PStone.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Agreed!
As much as it sucks to watch player after player go down, it’s been truly exciting watching them play
*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
by RaY210 on Dec 8, 2011 3:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Took me a minute to figure out where I recognized the title from
RIP, Leslie Nielsen, who actually has a joke on his tombstone
by JBal on Dec 8, 2011 4:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It's from one of the naked gun movies
Featuring the comedy stylings of O J Simpson, no less. Leslie Nielsen screwing up the national anthem was a good scene.
by JBal on Dec 9, 2011 10:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Should "And isn't really what matters?"
be And isn’t that what really matters?
I’m a little confused
yes
But unfortunately I’m nowhere near a computer right now so it will stay as is. I was pretty out of it when I wrote this so if there are only a few things wrong, we’ll call it a win
No there was no alcohol involved
by Vega on Dec 8, 2011 4:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good Catch
I fixed it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 8, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
Yet Another Good Catch
Fixed.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 8, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
With all we've suffered through in past years
all I can do at this point is top off my Kubiade and bleach mix and enjoy the ride. I’m really excited about the prospect of the playoffs and getting that monkey off our back. It’s been an up and down year but that’s better than other seasons that have just been down. Proud of our boys and how they’ve held up all things considered
"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell
I think enjoying the ride
is ABSOLUTELY what we should be doing as fans, no matter how far it takes us and the Texans.
Vega, great thread once again. All salient points touched upon.
These guys are playing way above what anyone in the league expects of them from an injury stand point. They find a way to win.
When it does end (as eventually all things must), I think they will have proven to everyone, beyond the slimmest modicum of a doubt, that they have more grit and character than the rest of the League rolled up in one big ol’ sweaty ball.
Follow the invalid toad.
Before the season started, there was a lot of talk about just getting to the playoffs
and that would be good enough. My feelings were different. After all the crap from previous years I wanted blood. I felt that the Texans would have to have a near perfect season before I give Kubiak a pass.
Well, after all these injurys, disrespect, suck ass media, and Bullshit refereeing— I think this team has sufficiently flipped off the naysayers and antagonists, and I’m down for the struggle.
Texans vindicated X10
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 8, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Had to wreck this....
you said everything I wanted to say. It seems we are playing against the refs every game as much as we are playing the other team. (and what ever deity we have pissed off that seems to want Texans players body parts for appeasement) I even told the gf last Sunday that it seems like the NFL doesn’t WANT us in the playoffs.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
The only reason they wouldn't want us in is because they didn't pick us
Once we’re in a lot of them will quickly change their tune and act like they’ve been on board all along. The other half will be waiting for us to fail so they can say I told you they don’t belong.
Truth is, we’re going to have to make it on a consistent basis before we get the benefit of the doubt.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
What
Are you talking about, ‘Texans pass rush’ never heard this string of words used together before.
by SMITHILLIAK on Dec 8, 2011 6:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
we had a pass rush.
it was just “soft”
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
It was actually pretty good last year.
8th in the league according to PFF (3rd this year). The problem was that QBs just never had to hold the ball for more than two seconds because our coverage was so awful. This year, we’re actually getting coverage sacks.
Yes, and according to Cushing
It would have been better if they hadn’t had to do so much brainwork reading offensive plays. He said he doesn’t see how he would ever want to go back to a 4-3 now.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
rec'd for "word choosiness"
I love all the national media saying how great it is that we have overcome the challenges this year. Imagine the comments when we are in the afc championship game.
I had a dream. In that dream I saw a multitude of screaming people on Richmond. I saw Kubiak laughing. I saw Andre Johnson pouring champagne from a trophy on to Brian Cushings head. What does it mean?
lets talk about next year
Do we trade away mario to get some more depth/draft picks? (I’m not saying anything about marios play, I love him!) Do we trade tate? Or do we keep rolling with the studs we have?
by skeezy12 on Dec 8, 2011 6:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Keep rolling with the studs we have if we can pay them all.
That’s going to be a problem if Foster gets his money. Rick Smith will have to fit all those salaries under the cap and still pay his top draft picks. It won’t be easy.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
It comes down to a financial challenge and negotiating.
If the team (granted, a group of individuals) choses to stay together in order to win championships (more championships?) it will require them to work a number of sweet heart deals.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yep. People like Schaub and 'Dre will probably have to restructure.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
You'd have to tag or sign Mario
before you could trade him. And you shouldn’t trade him.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 9, 2011 7:55 AM CST up reply actions
What could you get for him?
Two 2nd rounders, maybe?
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
a 1st, a 2nd, a 2013 2nd, & an average player
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Agree, he should be worth at least someone's #1.
Plus whatever else we can squeeze out of them. But here’s hoping they find a way to keep him and the other important pieces.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 9, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Keep rolling with the studs we have
Keep rolling with the studs we have if we can pay them all. That’s going to be a problem if Foster gets his money.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
dammit, WTF?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Nicely done
I am actually missing some of these as they come out because of work – which is a good thing.
I like your wordsmithification there.
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right























