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Fun with Anagrams: Houston Texans

So, like any nerd, I enjoy playing with anagrams. It's even more fun when you can rearrange words and get something that makes sense, like rearranging Clint Eastwood, and getting Old West Action. So, as always, my thoughts turn to the Houston Texans. I wonder what we'll learn by rearranging some letters?

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We can learn that Texans opponents facing Brian Cushing, can expect to incur bashing! (Full disclosure, I love this one.)

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We can learn that Kareem Jackson makes me want to smack a one jerk.

But we already knew that stuff. What surprised me was finding that Chris Myers is an anagram of Miss Cherry. "WTF?" I said, but then I googled Chris Myers and found this:

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(Disclaimer: I use the words "google" and "crudely photoshop" interchangably.)

Going further, we can learn that Duane Brown is "urban owned", that Eric Winston is a "stoic winner", or that the Tennessee Titans are an "inane testes nest". (Or, you know, a "sane, sentient set", but that one made zero sense).

You can "see my candor" when I say that Demeco Ryans is getting back to form, and that the native Americans would call Danieal Manning "Nail Man, End Gain."

The accusations of the Texans as "dirty" by the Jaguars recently are confirmed when we open up Reliant Stadium, and see that it has the "dirtiest alumna", but that may only be because the Jags left Reliant as nothing more than "animal detritus."

And lastly, the biggest one of all. The Houston Texans. Do they "exhaust no snot?" Have they "shat xenons out?" Or is "Texas hunt soon" the prophetic phrase?

No, for the answer this week, you have to rearrange "Houston Texans W", and get "Texans own South." Now that's a proper anagram.

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this is awesome

how have more people not commented on this? cushing and texans own south by far my favorite.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 8, 2011 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

This is awesome!

I laughed at “Inane testes nest”

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by Schlauton on Dec 8, 2011 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

You should have seen some of the ones I omitted

Wade Allen Phillips = dahlia nipple swell for example

by JBal on Dec 8, 2011 1:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

HAHA!

That really did make me lol.

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by Schlauton on Dec 8, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I love you.

Marry me.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Dec 8, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

I'm already married.

so we’d have to do it in Tennessee I think

by JBal on Dec 8, 2011 1:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

But then you'd have to be cousins too...

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Dec 9, 2011 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Well done

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 8, 2011 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

Rec'd

This is hilarious. It also reminds me: Not sure who would post them, but what happened to the venn diagrams? I loved those!

*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

by RaY210 on Dec 8, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

MDC. Someone else posted one or two also.

Those were stellar. My favorite was the wu tang one.

by JBal on Dec 8, 2011 1:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Rec'd

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 8, 2011 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

Fantastic!

Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.

by Lone Spot on Dec 8, 2011 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

Great work!

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Dec 8, 2011 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

Nice!

Way to blaj !

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell

I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 9, 2011 9:41 AM CST reply actions  

Thanks, all

Glad you guys enjoyed this. I know I did.

by JBal on Dec 9, 2011 10:04 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Miss Cherry

Do you know how I can get in touch with her?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Dec 9, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

^^

Miss Cherry looks like she could be Wade’s long lost daughter

by RedBully on Dec 15, 2011 6:16 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

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