Thursday Night Football: Open Thread (Browns v. Steelers)
by Tim on Dec 8, 2011 6:45 PM CST
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PrintAccording to this learned treatise, we should all be pulling for the Browns tonight. I know that won't be easy, but you're a Texans fan. You've made a life out of pulling for crappy football teams (this year excepted, of course). You can do it!
Rooting for a bad team is made slightly easier by penning and reading sassy comments from your fellow fans. Hence, we give you this lovely open thread for Thursday Night Football. Go forth and multiply. Your comments, I mean.
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A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
i hate thursday night football.
Its not on freaking tv
With the injuries to Quarterbacks Matt Schaub, and Matt Leinart, the entire fate of the Houston Texans 2011 season rest on the right arm of.... T.J Yates????
Oh boy...
There's always FirstRowSports.tv
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
TV
Ur doin’ it wrong.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Odd
This TV-shaped thing over my fireplace seems to be displaying the game.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
..go forth and multiply?
/hides from panda…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Time to settle back with a brimming beaker of ethanol
and watch Cutie McCoy absorb another brutal beatdown.
I sure hope his poor parents aren’t in the stands again like they were in Houston.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I hope the Browns win tonight. Not only does that help us, it'll ease crazy Browns fans like this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhW6nSLSq6Y
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Have we not all felt his pain?
…and recently!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Not as long as they have
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Truth.
The NEW Cleveland Browns: sucking consistently since 1999.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
They made the playoffs in there, though.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'm with ya!
I root for the Brownies as long as they’re not playin the Texans
by mckraut on Dec 8, 2011 8:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Browns/Texans fan?
Wow, and I thought I was a suffering football fan.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Sister teams
The similarities between these two teams is amazing. I see a fun-house mirror reflection of The Texans 2010 season when I look at the Browns this year.
I was a Texans/Lions fan a few years back.
I do agree about the similarities between the Stickerless Helmets and the Texans, though.
The Browns
are a perennial underdog. The Steelers are evil incarnate. The choice should be obvious.
The Steelers The Browns
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 8, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Has anyone mentioned yet that the Stealers are foul, loathsome, disgusting pools of dog diarrhea?
If not, let me be the first, please.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
That's putting it mildly.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
You can't even hope to contain Colt McCoy
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Nick Saban thinks you're full of shit.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Off topic but...when the hell did the Rockets land Pau Gasol?!
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Damn decent series by Cleveland
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
...sounds like they got "replayed".
4th and 2 at PIT 2:
(Field Goal formation) P.Dawson 20 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-C.Yount, Holder-B.Maynard.
3rd and 1 at PIT 1:
P.Hillis left guard to PIT 2 for -1 yards (L.Foote; J.Farrior).
2nd and 2 at PIT 2:
(Shotgun) C.McCoy scrambles up the middle for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN. The Replay Assistant challenged the runner broke the plane ruling, and the play was REVERSED. (Shotgun) C.McCoy scrambles up the middle to PIT 1 for 1 yard (J.Harrison).
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
They did
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Come on now.
That ou generated a pun…I swear that was unintentional. How the hell…?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Cutie's hot!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Im so sick of that napa know how song...that tackle made my day.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Can't stand the way that douchey-looking actor lip syncs.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
That's the worst commercial ever made.
At least in terms of commercials that are so bad they make me change the channel until I am sure they are over.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Those rats(?) on those old Quizno's ads beg to differ.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
No way.
“I know belts and hoses, not X and Ohses” trumps anything those rats ever did.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Challenge accepted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Hell
that one is at least funny on some bizarre level.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
and the McD's pet name one
that one makes me change the channel every time. Also that scott trade commercial with the douche going “get it got it good”. Just typing that made me cringe.
No matter how those are (and they are terrible)
they don’t trump the shitty lip syncing by a shitty actor with a shitty lisp of a shitty song with shitty lyrics.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
^^ This.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Exactly.
The fucking volume of that commercial makes me want to kill someone.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
That pet name one makes me want to throw up.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
What a horrible play call on 3rd and goal.
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Ya...right into harrison's arms.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
...or care very much what happens to Cutie.
Betcha they draft another QB.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Barkley would be a steal for them.
And Greg Little and Co would give him some decent options.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
You mean you weren't surprised
when they gave the ball to their overrated, shitty RB?
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
No
I was more surprised about a slow developing hand-off.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Well, when you have a slow
overrated, shitty RB, those are the only handoffs you’ve got!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
Poor Jordan.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I just pictured an Asian in a panda suit
lining up at RB.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Wow
The chick in that doctor commercial has some serious fucked up hair.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Was it the St. Vincent commercial?
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
I think so
I don’t have the sound on.
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Weird
I figured St. Vincent was a regional/local commercial.
Fun fact: A girl I know worked at St. Vincent for 4 years and she said the hospital was so terrible that she wouldn’t go there if there was any other hospital available anywhere in the state.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
It's odd
I’m watching a stream, but lately, almost every stream has been from AR.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Do the streams try to marry one another?
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Also
I care for y’all so deeply, I wish I could share my gas with you. It’s incredibly rank tonight.
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olafactory failure...
Kindaa similar to H2S poisoning.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Depends on the jetstream.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Thats ok
my 7 yr old son is doing a fine job substituting for you.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
We're so glad you can't.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
So how the hell do the Glitter Kittehs get 3 primetime games and we only get 1?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
they were 2nd in the division last year.
You get primetime games based on where you end up in the division
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Do Saturday Night games start this week?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Get a ball, D.
Fuck some Pittsburgh Stealers.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Just when I was about to comment that he was playing well.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Hah!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
FU Heinz Ward and Heath Miller
Now Cleveland needs to score.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Hey MDC
Yeah, commercials for Besser Hardware on Main Street and Greenshaw’s or something like that. Crazy it’s yet another LR feed.
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Greenhaw's is overpriced.
Never been to Besser Hardware.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
deal for gasol got squashed by the other owners. since NO is a league owned team, the owners get to vote to approve.they dont want LALA land to get paul.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 8, 2011 8:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yep. Since NOLA is a league-owned team, the owners can squash a trade like that.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Well, then I think Chris Paul is stuck in NO this season
and NO will be screwed next season
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
How unfortunate. New Orleans shouldn't have to suffer through a bad season like that.
They should let the Hornets go to another town…but where?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
How about Charlotte?
Whoops, I guess they tried that already.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Maybe Jacksonville
They’re about to lose their football team. Might as well give them something else to watch
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Banned.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Plus they don't need a second team.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Forgot about the Bobcats
Then again, it’s easy to do that.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Good news in my book. I didn't like the sound of what the Rockets were giving up for Gasol.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Funny. I'm not broken up if that's the case. I don't like Gasol. Soft, gutless player.
by USMC_JA on Dec 8, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Gasol (and I agree with your assessment of him) for a first round pick, Martin, Scola, AND Dragic
I think someone messed with Morey’s spreadsheet formulas.
Damn. That rates a big WTF. That doesn't sound very Morey like.
He’s also on the wrong side of 30.
Gasol flops too much.
Not exactly a good fit for the Rockets.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I think Gasol would be a great fit for the Rockets
Marc Gasol that is
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Marc yes
Pau no
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Cutie can move and keep plays alive, ya gotta give him that.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
OGGY!!!
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yep. its not officially off but its looking like it prolly is. im with u. i would rather make a play for nene and if we dont get him, we go into 2012 with a bunch of money in a deep free agent market. although gasol-nene frony court sounds kinda good.
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
hes restricted...next year though. only if memphis lets him walk though
"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"
by F-BombTheJets on Dec 8, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
I hope it is off...and I agree with you.
Being mediocre in the NBA is purgatory with no good or easy way out.
Obieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
We miss you Ogbonnaya
Kick some Steeler ass
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
That's a credit to Chick Harris for teaching them up
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
More like the only healthy one.
Hillis (broken ego) and Hardesty (broken everything else) are both injured. Ogbonnaya’s their last resort.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
That's what having a good team is like.
It’s a strange sensation. I’m still getting used to it.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Is the Denny's Build Your Own Holiday Slam
on Kubiak’s menu?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I think Ben got fucked up on that one
And I mean bad fucked up.
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Finally, the football gods take someone else's quarterback!
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
If he's out for a while
Wow, that really changes the power structure in the playoffs.
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Ain't that the truth.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Only if they're down to their 3rd string QB as well
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
But Charlie Batch is their 2nd string
I think I’d take Yates over Batch right now.
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Hell, I'd almost take David Carr over Charlie Batch.
…Almost.
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
I know, but ain't Dennis Dixon their 3rd string QB?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, he is.
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Ha yeah.
Probably what Robert Griffin III will be after a few years in the league.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I think RGIII has more potential
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
I thought the same of Dixon.
And if he didn’t get hurt in that final game in Oregon the Ducks are in the NCG and he’s probably the Heisman winner.
I’d give Griffin a little edge but he reminds me a lot of Dixon.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'd take Yates
over anyone other than Aaron Rodgers.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Especially if you're homeless?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
DEFINITELY!
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
then why does
Kuharsky keep telling me that Hasselbeck is the best QB in the division?
Yates - our current game manager.
Because he's the kind of "special"
that generally gets government checks every month.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I still think
you need to have the TV fold out from the handicapped entrance.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Eh Batch has filled in okay enough before.
Yates definitely has higher potential but the unknown factor with him still makes me hesitant.
Solid first showing though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
But he's 37 now
Only 87 attempts over the past 4 years.
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Oh yeah
And behind that horrific o-line.
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Changes the look of THIS game...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Ogbonnaya needs to channel his inner Arian Foster & take this game over
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
I channeled my inner Arian Foster once.
I wrote pterodactyl poetry for a week.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
How did that work out for you?
I gave you a rec because I think it worked out great!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Don't be too sure.
As much as I despise that prick, I have to admit he’s a tough SOB. He may shoot it and tape it up next week and play.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Now only if they can take out Flacco
With some sort of debilitating illness
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Explosive diarrhea?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Mono?
It put Sage out of action
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
I prefer
stereo
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Thanks Mutat!
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Gee, that's a shame.
//snicker//
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Roethlisweasel's injured!
Oh I hope it’s not something serious.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I'm so sick of injuries
Even for the damned Steelers.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Naaaaah.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Dec 8, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, you're right
Fuck the Steelers
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
OWWWWWW!!!!!
That replay looked nasty
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
High ankle sprain, looks like.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Looked like to me #69 realized what was going on and mashed it down with his shoulder...
nasty Browns D lineman…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Don't forget those O-lineman.
Especially the one that dared to spill Cushing’s blood.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
What the hell kinda dirty ass O lineman leaves their helmet on for a friendly little head butt.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That kinda makes this game interesting.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Come on Colt, Hillis was open
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
So does this make them the Roethlisbergerless Steelers?
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
Rapelisbergerless Steelers to be exact
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
benless sounds better
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Yeah that has a nice ring to it.
And doesn’t use a tired unfunny joke.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
what happened?
not able to see the game
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Rapelisberger got his ankle messed up
Out of the game right now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
Rapelisberger got his ankle rolled up.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
was it bad
like out for season bad?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Probably not
but could keep him out 1-3 games
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
you think this can screw them
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Can't tell. He limped off with help--they didn't put him on the cart.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Pouncey ain't looking so good either
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
ben is pretty tough. he'll probably wrap it up and come back for the 2nd half
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
so the Stillers are screwed then?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
/kubiaked
Depends on how Batch does for the moment. When Ben return to the sideline either in streetclothes or on crutches we’ll know more.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
got my hopes up
not that i wanted him injured or anything just Hate them and wanted them screwed for the playoffs
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Yeah. After I read my post, I saw how it might do that. I think he's injured.
How bad remains to be seen.
Pouncey's got a bad limp to him right now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Browns offense is jut ugly to watch.
I know it’s the Steelers defense but still, it’s ugly. They need a couple WR’s BADLY.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
The Browns offense
makes the Jackoffville Jacks offense look like the ’81 Chargers.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
..just thought about the SOS issue for the Texans. Mathematically wouldn't it be better if
Pittsburgh wins this one?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Not sure.
If the Steelers tied the Texans and Pats and BAL lost things would be confusing.
All the Texans need to do is keep winning.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Texans beat the steelers in a tie because of head to head.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
H2H doesn't matter in a 3-way tie.
You eliminate a team using other tiebreakers and then go back to the top of the tiebreaker list between the two remaining teams.
no because ravens beat them twice, and we only gain 1 point against NE if Pitt wins
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
^This
with another game against the Colts on our schedule, the only way we’re beating the Pats in a tie-breaker is if they lose to Miami and we lose to someone other than Indy.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Well since the Pats have to face Tebow
go ahead and pencil that in as a loss
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Won't help in tiebreakers
since we didn’t play Broncos. Basically, we have to beat Indy at the common-opponent level or we don’t beat them.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Just saying if they lost a couple games they'd be out of discussion taking a bye from the Texans.
Unless BAL just blows the last few games they have. Since they are all against bad teams there’s a good chance of that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'd like Pitt to lose tonight
so Bal doesn’t have that “have to win out” mindset.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
we could catch them if the colts win 3 of their next 4 games
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
How so?
They played the Colts, too, so they’d get three more wins in that scenario. They lead us by five wins in strength of victory already.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
we would gain 6 since we played em twice
but that still wouldn’t be enough since they gain 3 as well…I already corrected myself.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
We're on the same page.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
nope...my bad
we would only gain 3 on them since they played Indy once we’d be shy by 2
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Yeah.
That’s what I was thinking.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
LOL...we might as well face it
Baltimore and NE are gonna have to drop one for us to get that seed.
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
but we gotta battle to be in position to take advantage of that opportunity.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Dec 8, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, we have to battlefight our way to the promised land.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 8, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, we're gonna have to step up
and show ‘em we can play in this league, cause if we don’t, well…its on us
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
by professortex on Dec 8, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec's for everyone!
Too bad I have to C-c-c-c-ombo breaker this Kubiakisms run!
My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.
Man, the NFL is really sucking in prime time a lot lately.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I bet Guns the Ref
knows the difference between a fumble and an incomplete pass.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Lame.
The NFL fined Texans defensive end Antonio Smith $15,000 for an illegal hit on Atlanta Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan, the Houston Chronicle reported Thursday.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
All Smith did was slap him upside the head ala Deacon Jones.
Is that so bad?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
That love tap? $15K?
That’s outrageous. It shouldn’t even have been a penalty.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Yet Trent Cole gets fined $7500
for an after-the-whistle bodyslam that ended Russell Okung’s season. That seems fair.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
thas 'cause the Texans are dirty...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
All I have to say is...
All hail to UT and his offerings to Kratos. With Ben getting hurt vengeance may be in the works.
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Dec 8, 2011 8:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That's true
We need Kratos to take down Flacco.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
The scourge has only just begun. Flacco and Brady beware!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
no doubt about it
But a kill is a kill. Take’em where you can get em.
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Dec 8, 2011 9:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe Irvin scored some blow before the half.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
What did he say?
I couldn’t hear a thing over all that salsa cacaphony
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
I wanna see him limp into the lockerroom...for the fifth time during halftime...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Apparently
Studies Show Russian Girls are Highly Attracted to “Western Men”
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Big Ben is warming up?????
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Un-frickin-believable
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Ridiculous.
The dude just won’t stay injured, ever.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Dec 8, 2011 9:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Novocaine is a helluva drug.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Letting him play is fiercely stupid.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
let the ben cocksucking commence
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
That's what she DIDN'T say.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
twsDs?
;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Figured I should spell it out the first time.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Time for a hellacious blitz
One more hit and Big Ben is out for good.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
fify
Novocaine Dimerol is a hell of a drug.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Demerol by itself is pretty good.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 8, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Demerol
Falls into the group of pain killers: " I hurt – but I don’t care!"
…just from what I’ve heard…
Follow the invalid toad.
I've had it for a kidney stone.
Pain? What pain? After we left the ER, my wife had to keep checking me to see if I was still breathing. I only wish I had already discovered Pink Floyd by then.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 8, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
"...my hands felt just like... two balloons..."
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yes, I was Comfortably Numb.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 8, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
...for the youngsters...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUYzQaCCt2o
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Wow he can barely move.
He won’t last long if they have to pass.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
He's more of a statue than Drew Bledsoe.
But of course the Browns can’t stop the run.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
wow their run D is pathetic
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Gotta feel bad for Batch
PIT telling him he’s so bad they’d rather have 1 footed Ben out there instead
by LouisianaTexan on Dec 8, 2011 9:14 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Oh God we won't hear the end of this until Sunday,
When Tebow plays.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah
I was getting into it with a SteAlers fan about Schaub not sucking it up and playing like RapesChild already. The differences in injuries are tremendous. Stubbing a toe and rupturing everything that holds your foot together are a tad bit apples and oranges.
I had to remind him that Jamison got his orbital fractured from Pterodactyl sweat.
Follow the invalid toad.
Goodness Joe Haden is a beast.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
BTW.
NFL is adding on to the combine by adding 8 additional ones. I bring this up because it’s interesting but more importantly Houston is on of the cities that will get to host one of these new combines.
It’s going to expand the amount of college players that can try out for the NFL which means more diamonds in the rough potential.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
My goodness
I want to lie about college football experience and try out, just for the blog fodder it would give me.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I think there's a height requirement
Even for kickers.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
If there's a vocal octave requirement
He’s definitely fucked.
Bandwagon fan since Oct. 6, 1999.
by Lone Spot on Dec 8, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Is there a drug test?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Unless that test picks up vodka
I’m fine.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
If there's a
can-run-without-breaking-something-and-needing-hours-of-treatment-afterward requirement, I’m still ahead of you.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm taller than Dave Megget and Trindon Holliday.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
*cough* bullshit *cough*
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Man, if only I was two inches taller
and bald, then the world would be my oyster.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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by MDC on Dec 8, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeh
and I could toss them farther, too....
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Quaterback sneak!
/shudders
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Can't believe that one...
Come on Colt!
/thoroughly convinced Pittsburgh loss doesn’t hurt us….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Duane Brown
sends his regards to Harrison.
How arrogant.
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I saw two holds on the o-line that play
They aren’t going to call them to protect Ben.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Is anyone else
reminded of Kirk Gibson limping around the bases whenever they show Benburger?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Willis Reed.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Joe Theisman
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
That was a bit worse
than a high ankle sprain
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Okay then, Curt Schilling
the bloody sock
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
He's not Tebow....
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Demerol is a hell of a drug
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
The play is probably coming back
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Not a TD
But just delaying the inevitable
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
I stand corrected
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Damn, three dead stops back to back to back
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
lol. pathetic. can't run it in on the worst run defense in the league.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Wow great stand by teh Browns.
To bad they will probably be punting soon.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
If it's not a safety.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Stopped them dead, no TD
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
"How can you miss the extra pint?!"
lol
Official hype-man of the Flour Bluff Academic Decathlon team
thats how shaub broke his foot.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Thinking the same.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Yeah.
How many times does that happen on a QB sneak? Especially one that bad.
/cursed Texans talk
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Nah...Albert Haynesworth broke his foot
If everybody was somebody, then nobody would be anybody - Gilbert and Sullivan
Maynard went Full Turk on that one
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
oh god. we should have signed Matt Dodge. Turk is gonna hurt our defense.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Holy Shit
Polamalu had his shoulder popped back into place on the sideline
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Brought back memories
Sheesh. It actually turned my stomach. Whisky will help.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Nice long INT return for the Browns
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Cmon, Colt!
You drive the ball down the field, and I’ll drive your wife. Deal?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
No, you can get his mom though
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Sure
I’ll go there.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
"No, you can't have this delicious bacon cheese burger,
but you CAN have this perfectly cooked porterhouse."
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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I don't think he minds
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Myself
I’d prefer the porterhouse.
/likes older women
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Can the Browns turn that INT into a TD?
Best chance they’ll have all night I bet.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
BTW, did that award get discontinued?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 8, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
The NFL league office started coming over and fining every guy that showed up on that award for illegal hits.
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
Nope.
It just requires my seeing a hit in the Texans game that is big enough to cause me to remember to do the post that week.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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LMAO of Course it was Harrison.
Better open up that check book bro. the fine is already in the mail.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Harrison with another helmet to helmet shot
So what’s the fine now on him, $100,000?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I think this one will hurt Harrison more than McCoy
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Gotta be close to that.
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...
awww man
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 8, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Next man up
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Cmon Colt!
I’ll do your mom good!
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Damnz.
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Matt Leinart
thought that ball had too much air under it.
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And distance
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Nice.
Leinart (and Schaub?) got Wally Pipp’d.
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I'd love for that to be true.
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And McCoy throws an INT in the end zone
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
T.J. Yates>Colt McCoy
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
Well DUH.
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By which I mean
“didn’t you listen to Battle Red Radio?”
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Is that the Smirnoff talking?
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 8, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
If it's after 5pm
that’s a safe bet.
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even to a homeless man
A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.--Washington Irving
by Foster Child on Dec 8, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
To be fair
Colt has shit for pass catchers. He has no real RB’s no TE and below average WR’s. Yates has an offense that is loaded at all skill positions with guys that can make plays. Plus immeasurable superior offensive coaching.
Just to be fair about a comparison between the two.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
What's fair about that? I ask.
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
I'm just saying
Not really fair to say Yates>McCoy when Yates is on a team and in a system where he could step in and succeed immediately.
I’d say he should at least be given a couple weapons before his ability is judged. He might not be capable of lighting it up like Aaron Rodgers but he could be a pretty good QB in a better situation.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Agree
Massaquoi is the worst WR I’ve seen this year, and Little would be in that neighborhood.
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Little has talent, though.
I still think he’ll be good.
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...a Little better?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
So you're saying Colt McCoy would look good in a Texans uniform?
I could buy that
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 8, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Not quite
But I bet he would be able to play well in this system with the weapons we have on offense.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
well fuk
I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
pretty much my thought
My drinking team has a football problem.
by DTango on Dec 8, 2011 10:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And that's pretty much the game
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Game over.
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That was freakin' awesome
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Just give him the INT.
Not like the Browns have enough to drive down the field and score a TD.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Oingo Boingo seriously has only two rushes?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 8, 2011 10:29 PM CST reply actions
I guess the 28 yard run off a draw on 3rd and forever was a bad thing.
Of course overrated Hillis has done nothing with his 10 carries. Managing fewer yards than Chris O
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I think Hillis is getting more carries b/c the Browns need to see if they should pay him.
At the moment all signs point to no. I hope Bob McNair puts out a team policy to not allow anyone other than Kareem Jackson to be on the Madden cover.
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