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Carolina Douchebags


So, Cam Newton scores an NFL-record 13th QB rushing TD and gives the ball to an exstatic 16 year old fan. What does the Carolina organization do?

They get her to give them the ball back so that it can go to Canton. What do they offer her in compensation? Another football. Generous. Those jackoffs get all the TV time of breaking a 35 year old record and put the ball in Canton and she gets a $35 replacement football.

Nice. Take advantage of a 16 year old starstruck girl. What a bunch of assholes. At least give her a bunch of comp tickets. She could have said "piss off" (which her Dad, who was right next to her, would have done if he had a clue) and put it on ebay and paid her first year of college with it.

But no, she gets a $35 football from a $1,000,000,000 corporation.

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