Andre Johnson Out For Sunday's Game In Cincinnati
by Tim on Dec 9, 2011 12:56 PM CST
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PrintGary Kubiak said Andre Johnson ruled out for Sunday
No surprise there. No doubt the Texans should err on the side of caution; there's simply no need to rush 'Dre back.
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I blame the Deities
What more do you want from us??
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
Foster's head on a stick?
*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
Beelzebud's head on a stick?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
by DilloTex on Dec 9, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This would work for me.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
Waste of a good stick....
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Dec 9, 2011 2:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
This
Would be true
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 9, 2011 3:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have a plan for Beelzebud
But I shall wait for deployment of idea
The Texan Floater, you wanna flush it but you can't.
Wade Aid Is the Best Drink in the League.
Whitest, I mean Best Front Seven in Football.
"deployment"
That sounds like a clandestine team-ops affair. Count me in!
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
I'll drive the Zodiac!
But I am NOT getting in the water. The river has too many meth-cookin’ chemicals in it.
Maybe we could drag Bud’s foul, bloated carcass to the river and throw him in, eh?.
No! What if he mutated into a giant Budzilla and came ashore to ravage Methville!!!?
Hmm…well, yeah, that would be a good thing, wouldn’t it? OK: the operation is a go!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Payback never ends.
We are still suffering for the bad call on Paul Lowe’s touchdown run in the 1960 AFL championship game. He was in bounds.
My question is, why aren’t the payback gods fucking the Stealers just as hard for the Renfro call?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
wrong franchise.
as a city maybe
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 9, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Really? Gosh!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
"...no need to rush 'Dre back."
Gawd, I’m so sick of hearing that this year.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I actually like hearing that
not that I wish he is hurt, but that we are good enough to win without him.
I agree
We’re in position to get a top 2 seed and potentially home field advantage if we can win the remaining games and luck out abit so I think there’s plenty to risk Dre for.
Swede that like the Houston Texans and Chelsea FC
by Fredrik Nyman on Dec 10, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Sad face
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
i believe in this team. gotta keep battling. we can win this game.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 9, 2011 1:32 PM CST reply actions
Walters didn't practice today
Due to an illness; Kubiak was a “little concerned”.
Fuck.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 1:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'd be more concerned if I knew who this "Walters" guy is
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 9, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Someone who I should add to my sig
LOL. Damn corrective text.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
you forgot jacoby ford.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 9, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Added
Thanks
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Conner Baldwin's pretty good I hear.
"Walter is a quality 2nd receiver. Jacoby is so bad that the two of them together is less than just Walter by himself." -Toolshed1
by RocketsAstros on Dec 10, 2011 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
time for derrick mason
To make us give up that draft pick
by HTown80 on Dec 9, 2011 1:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
it would be fun
If Mason got 100 yds and a TD on Sunday
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 9, 2011 3:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BREAKING: Mike Florio says the Texcans are soft!
Brian Cushing headtbutts him…
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
by Rip Jersey on Dec 9, 2011 2:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
...then proceeds to bleed all over Florio.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Remember the creatures' blood in "Aliens"?
Capt. Crush’s blood will dissolve Florio’s face.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Texans are soft, and their defense is only no.1 rated only b/c they played a bunch of scrubs.
Are you pissed off Quin?
Smart move. No point in risking anything right now. Yates needs Andre Johnson when it matters.
Right now matters against the Bengals but the future should matter more
What do you mean?
like the Super Bowl?
"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster
Right now doesn't matter?
May I remind you the Texans have clinched sweet fuck-all at this point?
‘Dre needs to come back and play ASAP. It’s unlikely the T’s would have won without him last Sunday.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I have used it before and dammit I will use it again!!!
by giografix on Dec 9, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Will young Padawon Yates lead his team to victory and become
Master Yates?
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
alot of tits fans
Are predicting a loss to the aints this weekend. Must be a meth shortage in tennessee. They’re sounding “sober”
by HTown80 on Dec 9, 2011 3:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Does not compute...
*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
The last, blinding flash of clarity
before the final tweak-out?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I'm a tits fan.
But not the football team in Tennessee.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Me too
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2011 12:13 AM CST up reply actions
it's over
Don’t buy those playoff tickets
ABANDON SHIP!!!!
Wingo predicted the bengals to win
Breaking news:
Trey Wingo is a moron
by HTown80 on Dec 9, 2011 3:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Its just like last week
Everyone from Vegas to the East coast says the Texans will lose but they are gonna get proved wrong…again.
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Seriously troubling news:
Mike Greenberg picked the Texans this morning.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Also, Delhomme showed up on the injury report.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
"Will it never be noon?" Duke of Orleans to the Dauphin and Constable of France every Sunday before the Texans play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Dec 9, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Tommy John scar bothering him, is it?
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Nahhh...
They just got confused… It was really more of an “equipment” issue. The wheel on his walker got stuck.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
That was Garcia.
Delhomme tried a pass and his elbow fell off.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I think Garcia
pulled a groin.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
with his wife its not surprising
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Dec 9, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd!
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
I know I HAVE...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Exactly...
…or he pulled someone else groin if you believe T.O.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Mandatory Jeff Garcia Wife Pic
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
I'm surprised his(Delhomme's) head didn't fall off
since Ndamakong Suh ripped it off in his first game as a raging, self-centered bag of entitlement pro. I’m pretty sure they duct-taped it back on or something.
"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
Eat me, David Stern.
by Christopher H on Dec 9, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Andre can rest.
Our Defense will beat Dalton like a red-headed step child.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, Jacoby Ford, Kevin Walters, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
by MeSoLongHorny on Dec 9, 2011 4:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
iswydt
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
I think we will learn that the Bo$$man was right
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 9, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
OD interview coming up in a minute on NFLN.
"Gut Feeling"
Gastrointerologists confirm the human gut contains no rational thoughts.
What it IS full of is fairly well known.
Andre out Sunday?
might as well start drinking now
just in case.
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore
WHY DO WE ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S OUT ON FRIDAY???
Why can’t we let someone prepare not knowing if he’ll be there or not?
i agree but at this point i wouldn't change a thing cause its been working
kubiak has been doing that all season this way they think since andre is out the texans are going to just run but wait they announced it on friday so they must want us to think they are going to run but really are just going to pass kubiak is mind fu#$%ing them muaahaahahahha!
Teams have to officially report their injury status to the NFL on Friday
by JBal on Dec 10, 2011 1:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
True. That would be "questionable" status
Can’t think of one off hand, but I’ve heard of other teams deliberately being vague for that reason.
by JBal on Dec 10, 2011 1:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
exactly my point...
They can get away with it for a week. This makes it sound like they expect him game-time at best next week.
by The Arian Race on Dec 11, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
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