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Bargument: Would Amobi Okoye Fetch More In Trade Now Than Travis Johnson Did In 2009?

Last night, Rivers and I grabbed a beer at 360. Good times were had by all. But you probably guessed that.

As the discussion meandered along, the conversation turned to your Houston Texans, as it is wont to do. I'm not sure exactly when we started specifically talking about Amobi Okoye; I believe it was sometime before Rivers expressed sincere pity that I never owned a Super Nintendo, yet sometime after we debated the potential effect the purported regime change in Egypt has had on the current strife in Libya my chicken fingers arrived.

Star-divide

Back on point: If you hadn't heard, I'm not the biggest fan of Amobust Mr. Okoye. While Rivers is skeptical Amobi will ever prove himself worthy of the tenth overall pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, he believes Okoye still has the potential to be a productive part of the defensive line rotation in Wade Phillips' new 3-4. I harbor no such optimism, yet readily admit that I generally have no clue what I'm talking about and thus could very, very easily be wrong.

When a Texans fan is talking about defensive tackles and the complete absence of hope that said defensive tackle will ever prove himself to be a regularly productive member of the team, it's natural that the words "Travis" and "Johnson" will come up. As Rivers and I continued the debate, I wondered aloud whether the Texans would be able to get a better package in trade for Amobi Okoye right now than what they got for Travis Johnson from the Chargers back on August 31, 2009. In other words, would the Texans get more than a conditional sixth-round pick for Amobi Okoye if they tried to trade him?

I'm not so sure they would, though I'd guess they'd net a slightly better return. I think the best case scenario would be a fifth-round pick for Amobi Okoye. The highest return speculated (from none other than BFD) was a third or fourth-round pick, which immediately garnered a retort from me questioning his sobriety.

There's not even a scintilla of a rumor that the Texans are interested in jettisoning Okoye; it's just an interesting question to ponder. Express your opinion in the poll and Comments below.

Poll
If the Texans tried to trade Amobi Okoye for a draft pick right now, the most likely return for Okoye would be:
A first-round pick.
11 votes
A second-round pick.
51 votes
A third-round pick.
156 votes
A fourth-round pick.
196 votes
A fifth-round pick.
111 votes
A sixth-round pick.
44 votes
A seventh-round pick.
12 votes
Travis Johnson.
55 votes

636 votes | Poll has closed

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I don’t think he rates better than a 4th rounder. I went with 5th round. Yes, he has some mileage left on him, based on age. But, he does have wear and tear based on years in the league. I also don’t think he has done anything to separate himself from any potential middle rounder coming out for the draft this year.

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by Rip Jersey on Feb 23, 2011 11:37 AM CST reply actions  

Samesies.

If somebody offered a fourth, I’d take that deal in a heartbeat. Hell… Kerry Rhodes went for a fourth last year. I don’t think there’s any place for Okoye in a 3-4, and there’s not a whole lot of demand for 4-3 players out there. Maybe somebody like Minnesota or Tampa would take him for depth.

by Nashmeister on Feb 23, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Tampa won't

They spent 2 high draft picks on DTs last season.

A team that could use him would be someone who lets him shoot the gaps with his speed. Minnesota, Philly, New Orleans, Atlanta, Carolina are all teams who come to mind as those who could use a 4-3 gapshooter – starter or depth.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Feb 23, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus they new have

Okam who is playing better for them then he ever did for us.

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Feb 23, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Broncos?

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Feb 23, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

sure

though it’s going to take more than just Amoeba… but how much more?

by Cut Block on Feb 24, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

you never had a super Nintendo

Poor bastard

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Feb 23, 2011 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

Oh, The Humanity!

I went from the original Nintendo, to Sega Genesis, to N64, to PS2, to the Xbox 360 my wife got me this past Christmas.

Rivers thinks there’s a hole in my soul, thanks to the lack of Super NES on that resume.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Feb 23, 2011 11:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Super nes Mario kart is epic

And PS3 > 360 by a long shot, unless you are 13 and play online.

We could get a fourth MAYBE, or swap him for another under achiever, maybe a CB or true NT

by AllenOU on Feb 23, 2011 12:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Mario Kart was the shit

We used to have massive Mario Kart (N64-I’m not that old) sessions after class in college that may or may not have involved large quantities of alcohol and most definitely led to huge arguments.

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by papabear on Feb 23, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Re: Mario Kart

Was a huge part of my college life. Many a class was missed, and many a beer was drank, while playing Mario Kart from 1997-2001.

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by Tim on Feb 23, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope you put the controller down while you drank.

Otherwise that’s drinking and driving, which is firmly against the rules of the excellent Mario Kart drinking game.

by Nashmeister on Feb 23, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I started off with Coleco vision

old school…I was the only kid I knew who had one too.

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by papabear on Feb 23, 2011 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I had an original Pong

Then went to Intellivision.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Intellivison

I had one as a kid and it was buggy as hell. The paddle calibration was terrible.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 23, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard about stuff like that

But I never had those problems.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep....

had the Pong as well.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Feb 23, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Intellivision

Loved it. Can’t find many people who even know what it was now.

by NWestTexan on Feb 24, 2011 7:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Commodore 64

MOON PATROL. That is all. Or that beer bartender game, that was dope as well.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Feb 23, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  


I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Feb 23, 2011 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

My fave...

was M.U.L.E.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Mind Blown

I used to love that game as a kid. I have never heard anyone mention that game in at least 10 to 15 years.

by PassMeTheBleach on Feb 23, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

My sister and I were talking about it this weekend

So it was fresh.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Prepare for jealousy

I still have all my old Atari computer disks (meaning I have about 700 games) including the original M.U.L.E. disk and folder package it came in. I also loved Ball Blaster if you remember that one. Oh and Alleycat.

by SubCrim on Feb 23, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow!

That’s pretty crazy.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

I used to love that game as well. Can’t believe others remember it too…trying to time it so that you got the premium plots at the beginning…good times

by Barrett on Feb 24, 2011 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm close

NES > Sega > N64 > GameCube (Why did I do this?) > Wii/360.

I suppose I have the same SNES-sized hole in my heart.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Feb 23, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I always thought there was something wrong with you and Tim

It’s all starting to make sense.

Actually I’m not positive that I ever owned one…but there were a bunch of kids my age in the neighborhood and we would strategically plan out our Christmas wish list and then trade things around.

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by papabear on Feb 23, 2011 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

There probably is

I don’t even know if I’ve played an SNES.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Feb 23, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Similar path.

But replace the Gamecube with a Dreamcast. Oh, how that thing sucked. Also, there was some sort of a trade in the middle in which my fool-of-a-brother exchanged several of our NES games (including the gold original Zelda) for a Sega CD that began letting off smoke as soon as it was plugged in. Huge mistake. But man, that NES rocked hard. Video games peaked too early. Punch-out, Ice Hockey, Castlevania, Contra… Epic.

by Nashmeister on Feb 23, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously though

the Genesis was the wrong choice.

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by nolander on Feb 23, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

the genesis was awesome

it lacked a little in the big name game department, but there were plenty of fun games for it. When it launched it was the baddest thing around and made all my friends jealous.

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by papabear on Feb 23, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Confession time:

I have the Streets of Rage 2 soundtrack on my Ipod. It’s amazing stuff for MIDI.

by Nashmeister on Feb 23, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Getting to the conference championships is awesome

winning the super bowl is better.

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by nolander on Feb 23, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

True story

Even though I loved Sonic the Hedgehog, Joe Montana Football, and NHL 95…hard to justify the decision.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Feb 23, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Montana Sports Talk Football was revolutionary

First football game to go with voice over commentary. Granted, it was VERY primitive but still awesome.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 23, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

AND

It was the first to be officially licensed by the NFL, according to Wiki

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by Hydroshock on Feb 23, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

How is it...

That so many people I know had NHL 95, but no one I know is a real hockey fan. That game was the shit! But I had it on SNES.

by randytexas on Feb 23, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the sign of a great game

The same reason so many non soccer fans play FIFA.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 23, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

And God help anyone who got that Sega Dreamcast thing.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I had it.

It was useful. I enjoyed playing Chu Chu rocket. I don’t remember the other games.

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by Jordann on Feb 23, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Marvel Vs Capcom 2 & Power Stone 1 & 2 were awesome

Also Armada & the Sonic Adventure games were pretty good as well. There were a couple of other good games which names escape my mind right now

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by The Night Owl on Feb 23, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

There was a game

A guy with a giant sword or something. It came free with it. I forgot the title though. But it was intriguing.

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by Jordann on Feb 24, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Buy one. Like now. I know they can be had for about $50 nowadays.

I actually went and bought one and have been trying to find my old SNES games over the last several years.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

or just buy a wii

and vc the games, since all the good snes games cost like 70 bucks on ebay. Or just emulate them.

Is it better to live as a monster or die as a hero?

by nolander on Feb 23, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I do have a Wii actually but a lot of the games I like aren't available on it.

And I get a little uneasy about using emulators, since there’s all kind of gray areas about copyright stuff.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Gray areas?

you mean the fact that it is completely illegal? :-p

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by nolander on Feb 23, 2011 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that kind of gray...

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by DilloTex on Feb 23, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I might have quite a few of you beat

NES > GameBoy > SNES > GBC > N64 > PS1 > PS2 > GBA > XBOX > Numerous Emulators > PSP > XBOX360 > PS3

I never owned a Genesis or Dreamcast, but my cousins had one of each, so I didn’t miss out there. Video game wise, I haven’t been deprived of much at all

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by The Night Owl on Feb 23, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm quite partial to the NES emulators

Especially when you see stuff like this getting made nowadays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCcs68qXbg8

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by The Night Owl on Feb 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget about arcade dig dug!!!!

PS2>N64>NES>Atari>360>PS3>Sega Saturn>PS1>SNES>Wii>Commodore64

I was only 5 or 6 but Pitfall blew my mind at that time. Plus others for Atari (joust, etc.)

Moon Patrol, Dig Dug, and Track and Field are the three arcade games I used to switch between at the old Gold Mine @ Westwood Mall and Games People Play (LOL…Haven’t thought of that in a long time) . Plus that old Star Wars & Ghosts and Goblins game attacking the deathstar game were pretty good..

Best competitve arcade game, by far IMO, is Street Fighter 2 championship edition. Line used to be out the door at local convenience store (Stop and Go) and I could , literally, play for hours on 1 quarter taking on all the chumps. Plus a few dollars switching hands. Not to mention how many squabs broke out due to the outcome…lol—→ I said squabs…lol

Once PS3 dropped price the 12 year olds (percentage wise) are equal on both systems online.

BTW, I believe a 4th for Amobi.

by BRHustla on Feb 26, 2011 11:29 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Or 1 not enough.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 27, 2011 9:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I forgot about DigDug!

Hated it though. I was a terror on Joust, when I got to play. When my son acquired a GameCube, one of the first disks we picked up had a bunch of these old games on it, Joust, Meteroids (or whatever it was called), a few more that the titles escape me.

Found out I hadn’t lost the touch in joust…..son got to where he wouldn’t play me anymore. lol

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Mar 2, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I can’t believe you never had an SNES. Then again, I can’t believe ANYONE didn’t have an SNES. My world no longer makes sense.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Its easy to forget how big

the Genesis was back in the day

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by nolander on Feb 23, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually had both growing up.

But I was underwhelmed by the Genesis, for the most part.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly the gaming path I took.

Odd.

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by beefy on Feb 23, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I had an NES

But my first love was the Commodore64

I know technically not a gaming machine – but with the little cartridges – it was just like one

As far as PS3 being better than a 360 – a few years ago all 360’s quality sucked (they broke down) however, the graphics are superior on the 360. From a practical matter, the PS3 is a good blue-ray disc player so if you can only have one, and don’t have a blue ray it may be smart. There is a lot more “downloadable” content for the 360. I am not sure one is better – it is just what fits you.

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by Barryfromtexas on Feb 24, 2011 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

You also questioned my manhood, I believe.

No, wait, that was my wife.

My argument is that he’s still very young, has had horrid coaching, has played in shitty systems, yet he’s still proven the ability to be disruptive. He was 3rd in QB hits and 13th in QB pressures for DTs last year. He was 12th and 4th in those categories in 2009, 3rd in QB pressures in 2008. I think he could excel in a 1-gap system by just letting him pin his ears back and head to the QB.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

I agree with this

and if Wade’s willing to use 4 man fronts then great.

As for a 3-4, I don’t know if he fits.

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by TexansDC on Feb 23, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll show plenty of 4 man fronts.

Plenty of nickle to be played against the horseshoes.

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by beefy on Feb 23, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

that's why I think he could garner a 4th

But nothing higher. The “man-child” apparently still hasn’t had his nuts drop yet.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 23, 2011 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I missing something

Cant he be a 3-4 end, in a rotation with Mario and Antonio. If he succeeds there, we can cut Antonio next off season and rid ourselves of that contract

by AllenOU on Feb 23, 2011 12:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

3-4 end on the strong-side is more of a run-stopping position, no?

We need somebody there who can hold their ground against OTs. Amobi tends to get blown off the line… With the exception of the occasional four-man front and maybe NT in a passing situation, I’m not seeing a role for him here.

by Nashmeister on Feb 23, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

When asked to "read" the block...

Yes, he’d get blown back. When he was shooting upfield, as we saw some this past year, he made several plays on runs in the backfield. We’re TOLD this is how Wade’s 3-4 is run, so he’s back to having some value here.

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by beefy on Feb 23, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Were we really doing that with him?

When Bush came in, the change he boasted from the Richard Smith scheme was that we were going to end read-and-react and go to shoot-the-gaps. Maybe he nixed that after a hearty dose of overpursuit, but I didn’t think so.

by Nashmeister on Feb 23, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if anyone knows for sure...

ESPECIALLY Bush. tee-hee
But seriously, you could tell on several plays that he was shooting upfield, as opposed to the year before with Smith when it was a “grab and redirect.” But sometimes, you didn’t see it, so again, who knows what the hell they were told to do? That IS what they said they’d do, though, and I did see it some.

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by beefy on Feb 23, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I thought.

Same with Earl Mitchell.
The idea never had much traction, though.

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by beefy on Feb 23, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, and

While those are all good things, this is what leads me to believe it’s a 5th/6th if he was dealt:

-No track record of consistency whatsoever.
-Other teams know we have no leverage because he’s a better 4-3 DT than a 3-4 DE.

by riversmccown on Feb 23, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Any Chance...

That the three people who have voted “first-round pick” are NFL GMs? Or maybe just Rick Smith voting under three different accounts?

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by Tim on Feb 23, 2011 12:50 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Scott is a homer....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Feb 23, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably Not

I don’t think Scott even watches football anymore.

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by Tim on Feb 23, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Does that mean you quit Zima Tim?

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by papabear on Feb 23, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Heresy!

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll Have To Pry The Zima

From my cold, dead hand.

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by Tim on Feb 23, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

We really shouldn't have to though.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't worry

He’ll run out long before he dies. And, not necessarily because they don’t make it anymore. But because he drinks it in such quantities, no remaining supply of Zima would last that long….

I guess that means because they don’t make it anymore, but you know what I mean.

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by Rip Jersey on Feb 23, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I somehow see Tim acting like Gollum when that happens,

Clutching his last bottle of Zima, rocking back and forth saying “I muss protects teh Precious!”

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 23, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

wearing a panda suit would be appropriate

if someone could transfer that vision to a t-shirt, life would be good again…

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by Rip Jersey on Feb 23, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

You REALLY want that t-shirt

I wouldn’t mind one, I admit.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Just think of how cool you would be wearing one

well…….., me wearing one

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by Rip Jersey on Feb 23, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's just go with...

…it would be a cool looking shirt.

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by DilloTex on Feb 24, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I've already got that one

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by papabear on Feb 25, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Zima and Chicken Tenders?

Yeah… Yeah, that’s about how I saw it happening.

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by beefy on Feb 23, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Make that four.

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by Jordann on Feb 23, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

But you did it just to piss off Tim :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 23, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

If we can get a 1st rounder for Shane Battier

why can’t we get the same for Okoye? They both play defense!

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by Jordann on Feb 24, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

What did we get for Frank Okam?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Feb 24, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Migraines.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

I have a plan, and it's so cunning you can brush your teeth with it!

by UprootedTexan on Feb 24, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

A mass number of all you can eat restaurant bankruptcies?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 24, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I make a good straight man

I set you guys up so many times…..

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Feb 25, 2011 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

We traded Battier?

Oh praise the laaaawd!

Daryl Morey is just magical. Can we trade Rick Smith for him? Having a brilliant GM at a sport I don’t much care for does me no good.

by Nashmeister on Feb 24, 2011 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

He traded Aaron Brooks for another good PG & another first round pick

IN MOREY WE FUCKING TRUST!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Feb 24, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta be part of a bigger plan.

They’ve still got some pieces, a ton of cap room, and a bunch of high draft picks coming up. Might be able to swing a trade for a superstar in the off-season.

by Nashmeister on Feb 24, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Or turn those draft picks into a young center & forward

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Feb 24, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah yes

The 50 year plan to bring the Rockets back to relevance. Some day gents. Some day.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 9:50 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

A Ton of draft room?

We’ve been over the cap for years. I think he’s gotten most of the really bad contracts off the books and once Yao comes off the books we should have some space….but I don’t think we have ton of cap space. I could be completely wrong because I haven’t followed all that closely though.

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Feb 25, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I take it Yao is done then?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Mar 2, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

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