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Speaking of drafting a TE in the 1st round and other dead horse beatings, Jim Harbaugh had David Carr graded as a 6th round pick. Color me (not) shocked.

And just think: Charley Casserly is on TV every weekend (so it seems), and you aren't.

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and you're saying this because why?

Tell us something we didn’t know

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Feb 24, 2011 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

and like the groundhog

bfd goes back to wherever for 6 more weeks…

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Feb 24, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

rec for bfd

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Feb 25, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for your pity rec

Reminds me of the pity sex I get from the wife. :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 25, 2011 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

m

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Feb 25, 2011 12:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

ha! didn't even type an "m"

Anyways… The amazing part of that is that you remember that….. Ba-dum!

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by Rip Jersey on Feb 25, 2011 12:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

oops

What do you expect Harbaugh to say? He’s trying to get some value for Carr. You can’t blame him.

by Cut Block on Feb 25, 2011 2:41 AM CST up reply actions  

AllenOU'ing

AllenOU himself.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Feb 25, 2011 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

So damn true

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Feb 24, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

What an awesome first comment.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 24, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I made it green

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?

by Antho10000 on Feb 24, 2011 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I know that I am in the minority

but I still think he could have been a really good QB if he wasn’t ruined by being on a team without any form of offensive line whatsoever. Let Peyton Manning have been sacked 249 times in his first 5 years and even he would probably end up shell shocked holding a clipboard somewhere.

by Bobbythegreat on Feb 25, 2011 1:13 AM CST reply actions  

There was nothing wrong with his offensive line...

…that having a QB behind it with an IQ larger than his mitten size wouldn’t have fixed.

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by DilloTex on Feb 25, 2011 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

you’re in the minority

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

This

The OL situation wasn’t ideal, but by no means was it the root cause of Zoolander’s failure.

Zoolander failed Zoolander. Zoolander failed the Texans.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Feb 25, 2011 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Also

His o-line despised him because of what papabear mentioned (not a hard worker, didn’t learn the playbook, his father, etc.). My source? Let’s just say he knew more than a little about how the o-line felt.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 25, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

What was the deal with his father?

I’ve heard several stories over the years that he was a control freak or something. Did he really interfere that much?

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by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

I don’t have a specific story about his dad, though his name was used in “vain” several times during that particular discussion.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 25, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I call BS

With his athleticism and monster arm he was always destined to be a high pick. It wasn’t hard getting fooled into thinking he could be very good.

by TexanRudeboy on Feb 25, 2011 8:50 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Maybe, but 1st overall pick good?

I think not. There’s no way he should have gone 1st overall.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 9:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it was a really shitty draft

Especially for an expansion team.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

You don't even need research

It’s a terrible class. If that’s not the worst, I don’t know what was.

The problem was an expansion team needing a face of the franchise. We were doomed simply because it was 2002.

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by TexansDC on Feb 25, 2011 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

It’s too far back to remember what free agent QBs were available but we would’ve been better off taking a street free agent and drafting Peppers. Sure the W/L results might have been the same, but at least we wouldn’t have been stuck with Carr for 5 years.

Hindsight is great isn’t it?

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by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to agree

A lot of people were high on him, but when I see mechanics that poor, I’m also liable to drop a player a lot in a draft. I think a good modern day comp for him would be Tebow, but there’s no way I would’ve taken Tebow before the 3rd round.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 25, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet you would change your mind

if you spent 5 minutes alone with him. Your life would be that much better for it

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Feb 25, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

The MSM thinks that, don't they?

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 25, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Well they need some Tebus in their lives

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Feb 26, 2011 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Hell, I haven't beat this dead horse in a few years so why not......

Questionable mechanics, poor pocket awareness, inability to read defenses, suspect work ethic, running out of bounds behind the line of scrimmage, and those stupid fucking gloves.

I can’t believe they gave that guy an extension. Thank god we finally got a coach that knows a shitty QB when he sees one, and talked the owner into taking a loss.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 9:32 AM CST reply actions  

I wouldn't worry about that

millions of dollars can heal a lot of hurt feelings….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Feb 25, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah,

He can really afford those nice Hello Kitty Band-aids with the special ointment.

by Ivan A on Feb 25, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

"nice Hello Kitty Band-aids"

The ones that tell you you’re special? Those are the best!

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 25, 2011 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

The funniest thing ever

Was having Carr’s little brother try to defend him on the HT.com boards. He tried to disguise his identity for a while but then came clean to some of the regular members when they called him out. I felt kinda bad for the kid. Reminded me of this…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

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by Hydroshock on Feb 25, 2011 9:44 AM CST reply actions  

The Funniest part

Is that "sources say’

Carr was doomed between his lack of work and lack of being coached up

That year QB’s did suck

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Feb 25, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

Did somebody say, "David Carr?"

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by tehGrindCrusher on Feb 26, 2011 12:00 AM CST reply actions  

While he was taking this picture...

His teammates were busy on the practice field, film room, weight room, etc.

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by Hydroshock on Feb 27, 2011 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't his hammy tweaked?

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by Rip Jersey on Feb 27, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

more likely

I think it was a bruised psyche

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by Hydroshock on Feb 27, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

^^^this^^^

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Feb 28, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

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