NFP: And The Ahman Green Plays On

Your suggestions as to how to best describe Ahman Green's tenure with the Texans? I mean, "ineffective" is a bit of an understatement, isn't it?

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uh..free agent RB over 30 for $24 million?

by Td9d on Mar 1, 2011 3:23 PM CST reply actions

Greens career with the texans was...

Asstastic

That’s the best way to describe it.

by AllenOU on Mar 1, 2011 3:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Here's a suitcase full of money

Thanks for getting our hopes up

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Mar 1, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions

There are tribes in the Brazilian rainforest that as yet remain untouched by modern civilization

And any one of them would have had more success as a running back than Ahman Green with the Texans.

If somehow William Green, Ki-Jana Carter, Lawrence Phillips, and an exceptionally poorly-coordinated sheep were able to have a kid, that kid would have been an improvement over Ahman Green with the Houston Texans.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

I have a plan, and it's so cunning you can brush your teeth with it!

by UprootedTexan on Mar 1, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions

Ahman Green was fine when he was healthy.

Not worth the money, but no worse than Derrick Ward would have been last year if he’d gotten a full-time gig.

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by riversmccown on Mar 1, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions

But he didn't

And green shouldn’t have

by AllenOU on Mar 1, 2011 4:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Well,

I believe they created the word ‘pathetic’ for situations exactly like this one.

by Dramatika on Mar 2, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions

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