Now that the Texans' 2011 schedule is a matter of public record, we can officially begin making asinine predictions about how the Texans will fare against their sixteen game slate.

Don't let trivialities like free agency, the draft, or common sense get in your way. Wildly guess what the Texans' 2011 regular season record will be in the Comments below. That way, we can all return to this thread in January 2012 and have a good cry together.