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The Downhill Slide of the NFL


Listen my children and the tale I'll tell,

Of the Greedy-assed bastards of the NFL.

They're choking the goose laying eggs made of gold,

While both owners and players with brazenness bold,

Look right in the cameras and say, "Go to hell!"

 

The players are whining about healthcare they lost...

It seems seven-figure salaries won't cover the cost...

The owners are clutching their financial books...

'Cuz Emeril would LOVE to see just how they've cooked...

profitability numbers from the CBA tossed.

 

But we'll sit here and wait with our wallets in hand...

'Cuz at the last minute, they'll strike up the band...

And they'll tell how lucky we all are to see...

Greedy bastards a-playing... you know this stuff ain't free!

And we'll pay and we'll take it... because we're the fans.

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