(To the tune of the theme from Gilligan's Island...)

Just watch the screen and you'll see a truth
A truth that you won't forget
That Innegan is Andre's bitch...
But hasn't learned it yet.

He pushed, he fouled, he shot his yap
That punk just had no class.
But when he finally went too far,
Dre' soundly beat his ass...
Dre' soundly beat his ass.

Dre' smacked up side his silly head.
The leprechaun went down...
But Andre' smacked him once again,
And clearly won the round.

The mouthy bitch hopped right back up
And tried to act real tough...
But Innegaaaan, The Titan's tooo... Beelzebub... and their fans...
ESPN
The announcers and Texan fans,
All knew Innegan LOOOOOOST....