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Battle Red Link Roundup: Chicken Little Asomugha Edition

As has become usual in our 24/7 news cycle, sometimes all you need to do to become a quoted source is have tenure, regardless of how few stories you actually break. Thus, making the rounds yesterday was the "story" that Lil Dickie Justice, Age 12's "source" thinks that Nnamdi Asomugha doesn't have any interest in playing for the Texans. Nnamdi probably shouldn't have any interest in being a Texan unless they outbid everyone for his services--that doesn't mean that LDJA12's anonymously sourced throwaway line needs to become a national story.

--Paul Kuharsky looks at the AFC South's sophomore jump candidates, and concludes that Earl Mitchell has the opportunity to fulfill that promise. Personally, I'd rather he eat enough that he can't jump.

--Fourth rounder Roc Carmichael is the subject of not one, but two pieces. A full feature in The Washington Post and a podcast done over at The Mothership. Unfortunately, we didn't learn why bappin' isn't easy. CBS Sports' Rob Rang likes all three of the defensive backs the Texans picked in the draft to be good fits.

Star-divide

--Mario Williams was ranked as the 71st best player in the NFL by his peers in The NFL Network's Top 100. He's probably more talented than that ranking, but I can understand it, given the injuries and poor defenses he dealt with last season.

--Pro Football Focus published a list of safeties that looks at missed tackles. Both the good and the bad. Ex-Texan C.C. Brown led the league by missing a tackle every 4.5 attempts. I can only guess that Eugene Wilson was not close enough to any players last year to attempt tackles per PFF's system.

--John McClain is daydreaming about what Texans OTAs would look like, if the Texans were having them. Poor Cal McNair and his inheritance! I'm crushed that he hypothetically lost it!

--McClain also talked to a pair of frustrated Texans in Eric Winston and Joel Dreessen. Reminder to players (and owners, for that matter): Nobody cares about your PR battle but you. If you're not going to work it out without court proceedings, kindly shut up. Peter King also talked to Winston about those pesky players and their lack of self-control.

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Are you the new BRB Writer?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 18, 2011 9:02 AM CDT reply actions  

the password is, "fumblerooski"

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 18, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm rolling

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 18, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Word

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on May 18, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

To yo mutha?

Blind fandom is all I got left.

by LoneSpot on May 18, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on May 19, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

The word "wrong" just doesn't begin to cover it.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 19, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not even

My name is Barry - I am from Texas

by Barryfromtexas on May 20, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

And to think he's still making money today

Dude apparently knew how to save & invest his money right

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 20, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he had his worst year

He was ok as a run blocker, but terrible as a pas blocker if I remember correctly.

And by the way, Dirk has been and always will be a little bitch who likes david hasselhoff and cant satisfy his wife.

by AllenOU on May 18, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

the Dirk that went off for 44

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on May 18, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

because the NBA sent him the FT line 24 times.

Ridiculous officiating.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 18, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

At last, a clue for those of us that hate basketball and baseball...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

GOD I HATE DIRK

The prick can’t miss a shot and no matter what any type of contact received the official calls a foul…I’m waiting for nick collison to knock one of the officials out…

1017

by TexanZ 1017 on May 18, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

w o w...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't able to read further down...

…still giggly-in-love with the Adrian Peterson lite comparison for Arian Foster.

by La Voz on May 18, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

more like Jim Brown lite

but AP comparisons are flattering, too

by Cut Block on May 18, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unless you bring up AP's butterfinger problems

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 18, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i do love me some adrian peterson

possibly one of my favorite celebs on earth, and a genuinely nice person

by AllenOU on May 18, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

and the intellect of Mike Tyson

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, Mike Tyson is VERY intelligent...

we just don’t take his intelligence seriously due to his Mickey Mouse voice

by Cut Block on May 19, 2011 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

And

all the bat shit crazy things he says

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on May 19, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

and street-fighting is frowned on by our society

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 19, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

there's a whole nother society outside the walls of BRB?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 19, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I heard that fairy tale before too, so I went outside to try and find it

That sun thing was just too bright though, so I turned right around and went back to the basement.

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 19, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think AP

had any fumbles this season and if he did it was only one,

1017

by TexanZ 1017 on May 18, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mean just his fumbles

Sometimes he slips up on his tweets

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 18, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol,

Like asking houston where he should party at?

1017

by TexanZ 1017 on May 18, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about you...

But Mclain’s little day dream sounds like an amazing day dream to me. Even IF the scrabble part didn’t happen

by Carter Liles on May 18, 2011 10:22 AM CDT reply actions  

UT is probably a given for one spot

there’s likely a lot of applications to sift through, and then much deliberation going on among the staff

boy, l’d love to be a fly on that wall…

by Cut Block on May 18, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that first part.

As much as I’d like to believe it, I’d just as soon not take anything as a given.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're the odds-on favorite among the community, though

don’t get your hopes up though, you wouldn’t want to be dissapointed…

by Cut Block on May 18, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's a lot of good writers out there though.

And I’m very superstitious about even just talking about it.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I appreciate that.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

So if we keep talking about it, you're going to get more and more uneasy?

Is that what I’m hearing there, feline Overlord?

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

A little.

But I get really uneasy if I talk about it.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh... So...

If we were to say things like:
There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that Tim could EVER not select you as one of the writers.
or
It would just be an UNpossible outcome for you to not be selected.
or
This guy has NEVER missed an extra point… (sorry wrong context…)
Everyone KNOWS that UprootedTexan is one of the picks…
…that wouldn’t bother you, right… Not nervous at all about implied jinxes, etc…?

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

::Twitch, twitch::

Okay, you can stop now.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

/laughing

You crack me up… Seriously, I’m looking forward to your officiality… You have a great twisted mind and an obviously very special and understanding wife. I am praying for a full recovery for her so that she can have the strength to continue to sneak up behind you and catch you looking at something we’ve posted that will get you in trouble.
All the best.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh she's already fully recovered.

The only trouble she’s having is she’s a little itchy from the burns left by the cathodes, but otherwise all’s well. And thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a backhanded compliment.

Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!

by Jon Banks on May 18, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

She's too sexy for her coat:

Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!

by Jon Banks on May 18, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

MMMM... mutton...

Simply b-ewe-tiful…

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Baaaaaaadddd pun Dillo

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 18, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank ewe...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any more sheep puns and there'll be so many people

Ready to whack you with a newspaper that you’ll have to live the rest of your life on the lamb.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to be PUNnished so this will stopp

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 18, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I woold stop...

…because I’m concerned about damaging our relationsheep, but I’m shear we’ll get through it.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and that newspaper is no joking matter, mister...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 18, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

mostly Scott crying about having to read through more nonsensical ramblings

by Cut Block on May 18, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

All we have to do is give up some of Cal McNair's inheritance?

Shoot, any Nnamdi poll now better be at 100% from now on.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 18, 2011 10:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I'll be happy if he doesn't move the team to Oklahoma or something.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 18, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bah

They already have a team, the Cowgirls.

And Keith-- darn it, change your name! It's not scary, and I'm embarassed to say it. Boris, Try that. Keith, you know, OH, watch out for KEITH!

by Chris Rosenberger on May 18, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Congratulations

On linking to a story about Dickie Justice but not actually linking to Dickie Justice.

Needs more nose tackle.

by JimboTexan on May 18, 2011 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Funny how

people take him seriously outside houston.

by Ivan A on May 18, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually that's pretty sad

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 18, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can only hope that one day

We’ll link to his last article

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 18, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

We are soooo on the same wavelength

Nick Fairley aside, the whole “shoot for the stars” attitude, and now this, reminds me of times gone by…

Blind fandom is all I got left.

by LoneSpot on May 18, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That must be

Rock bottom for a link aggregator. Just a hop skip and a jump away from search optimizing filipino tranny porn.

Needs more nose tackle.

by JimboTexan on May 18, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't Little Dicky cover his butt?

By writing stories both ways.

My name is Barry - I am from Texas

by Barryfromtexas on May 18, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

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