When I think about the Texans, I think about the great offense guided by teh Schaub and the power running behind the beast, Arian Foster. I think of the epically bad defense that made me cringe anytime there was 1 or more seconds on the clock when there was a lead of 8 or less. It is kind of like the odds of the Starship Troopers defeating all of the bugs on a planet without at least six guys losing arms, legs, or their life in the battle. Of course, whenever I think of Starship Troopers I wonder how a guy around 30 years old (Casper Van Dien) can play a recent High School graduate. Then I remember Denise Richards is in the movie and I cannot think about her without thinking of her epic scene or the other one in Wild Things. Apparently I have digressed but I had fun doing so. Let's investigate this after the jump.
OK, as I don’t know all that is football since I thought Arian Foster would be the starter this year at the end of last year, I figure I am not so much the guy to talk about all things football. However, I have hung out here at BRB for a while. I am no expert, but since I have been here
I quickly scanned lots of comments I conducted a scientific survey to see what it takes to get a comment goo’d (or turned green from rec’s).
While this list is not at all inclusive – it should help you to get a rec on any comment you leave here at BRB
· If you are new here make a comment – any comment :)
· Post a photo of a hot looking woman (Apparently now known as section 807.92 thread regulation)
· Make a clever reference to how God-awful Frank Bush’s Defense was
· Or just bash Frank Bush
· Avoid TE Jokes (unless it is so
someone else DilloTex will post dead horse pics or someone links to sites where you can beat a dead horse)
· Gush out good stuff about Andre Johnson
· and then make obligatory reference to Innegan.
· Then post a picture of Innegan getting his butt kicked
· Say something epically bad about the Cowturds
· Any good joke about Matt Schaub
· Follow that with at least he isn’t David Carr
· Make fun of Kubiak’s Denny’s Menu
· Gush out good stuff about Arian Foster
· Throw out an inside joke or 2 concerning Zima, Coors Light, Panda suits, of bfd
· Any decent explanation as to why you want a NT
· Comment how the Texans Organization is so much smarter now that Wade Phillips is here
· Find a secret way to get Scrabble to come to Houston.
· Give us any reason to doubt anything written by pancakes
· Comment on the idiocy of how
radio VY will never make it in the NFL
If you can do any of those things – you are likely to get some kind of positive response. BRB takes no responsibility for this post and all references to players/coaches/and anyone else is the sole responsibility of the writer and no one else. Warning: Please note that some links may be NSFW and yes, I know this is way too late to tell you..