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2011 Texans Draft Profile: Shiloh Keo (Pronounced KAY-oh)

With the 144th overall pick in the 2011 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans selected Shiloh Keo, Safety from Idaho. A favorite of Mike Mayock and Deion Sanders (NFL Network) at the NFL scouting combine, Keo impressed the onlookers with hustle and go-get-them attitude. I remember when he had a quick interview with Deion, he answered every question with a "Yes, Sir".

More after the jump...

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Hometown: Everett, Washington

Height: 5'11'

Weight: 219 lbs.

40 yd. time: 4.75

Bench @ 225 lbs.:24 reps

Awards

2010 Co-Special Teams Captain

2010 Jim Thorpe Award Watch List

2010 Idaho Most Valuable Player

2010 Second-team all-Western Athletic Conference

2009 First-team all-Western Athletic Conference

2008 Team Captain

2007 John Friesz Award (team MVP)

2007 Elite Eleven

2007 second-team all-Western Athletic Conference safety and punt returner

2007 Rivals.com all-WAC punt returner

2007 Phil Steele’s second-team all-WAC safety and punt returner

2006 honorable mention Sporting News all-freshman team

 

A good strong tackler, Keo brings that "football player" mentality to the Texans. Coached by Wade Phillips in the East-West shrine game, Keo made a big impression on Phillips and was rewarded with a spot by the Texans.

 

He was a top performer at the NFL combine at his position, and was in the top 10 of the majority of the tests they did.  He had the fastest time in the defensive back class in the 20 yard shuttle with a 3.90.

 

Gary Kubiak and Wade Phillips are very high on Keo and believe he will definitely contribute to the special teams, but will probably compete at the backup role at strong safety for the Texans. With the way Phillips liked this "diamond in the rough" pick, I wouldn't be surprised if they give Keo an opportunity to start at some point.

 

Safety was a weak position for the Texans, and tackling was part of the problem.  Keo's downhill style fits with what the Texans are trying to correct. There is a possibility that Glover Quin and Shiloh Keo could be roaming around the back of the secondary for the upcoming 2011 season.

 

I would like the Texans to look at the free agent market to give Keo time to develop. The culture is changing, and this would make Dominique Barber and Troy Nolan on the chopping block if another safety is brought in via free agency.

 

I like the pick of Keo because he fits with this 2011 draft class; that is, quality football players who seem to be solid players. Keo sounds like he could be a steal.

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I heard a rumor that he is Polynesian and so is Troy Polamalu

Steal!!!

/sarcasm

I like how much the staff is talking him up and welcome ANY addition at that position. Will be lloking forward to how he looks on the field when camp starts.

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 9:48 AM CDT reply actions  

What kind of shampoo does he use, though?....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

any tats?

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

But it’ll give your hair lots of “character”

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Texans did good this draft taking guys that have a high football character/mentality quotient

Add Keo to that characterization. He’s a football player.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can appreciate that Wade wants no laziness around

Just looking back at last season, defensive effort was certainly in question. The names may not be sexy, but if this is the kind of hard-hat defense it’s shaping up to be then I’m all for it.

/not saying you were knocking the high motor thing…cause it’s kinda funny that it really is in everyone’s draft profile.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not against it at all

It’s just become one of those Gary Kubiak words that he uses in every press conference and I find funny. Right up there with “heckuva ballpalyer” “Good Kid” and “Battlin’”

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

But, a comment that I saw used in describing Keo

(not by Gary, but by draft analysts) Keo puts himself in the right position to make plays and isn’t that a phrase we want to see Gary stop using?

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, he's not speedy at 4.75, he can barely run faster than a 1st round 290 LB DE

But, he has proven to be a good football player who makes up for his half-step slower quickness with good decision-making and strong finishing.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

The 40 time was slow

but apparently he has incredibly fast feet. I think his shuttle time was the best of the Combine……and Deion fell in love with his footwork.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Positioning

The problem with CJ is that he got our guys in the wrong position (Busing). Last year, players were in the right position, so CJ was contained. If Keo is smart and has quick feet, he’ll be in the right place, and won’t need blazing top speed.

Or, so I think (hope).

by smokehaus on May 2, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, he is a very smart and alert player from what I've read about him

His awareness on the play is excellent and he reacts to it, putting himself in position. Yes! Absolutely. I guess, I’m alluding to the possibility that a ball carrier actually breaks though a hole and gets into a chase situation. Keo won’t be reeling anyone in on those rare plays. Effort, not a problem. Being where he’s supposed to be, not a problem.

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

It would be nice to have some blazing speed back there to make up for the Ooooops moments. Brice McCain (4.33 at his pro day) was supposed to be that guy, but he hasn’t be working out very well.

by smokehaus on May 2, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

He has a lot of oops moments...

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Experience might help

Also, per Pancakes:
Keo ran two 4.6s at his pro day. He’s returned punts every year and finished his career with 14.2 yards. That shows he can move. As they explained it, they want twin safeties who can run, cover, hit, think and have instincts. They think they have one in Quin. They’re looking for the other. Maybe it’s Keo or Nolan or Barber but more likely a veteran.

by smokehaus on May 2, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither will DeAndre McDaniel, or whoever the latest mancrush at SS is around here.

I’m willing to bet that the average strong safety in this league is a tenth of a second behind the average runningback. We all know CJ crushed it, MJD was sub-4.40. Top-end speed is an asset you need at FS and CB. At SS, it’s a luxury.

by Nashmeister on May 2, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, about that.....

their ain’t many that are going to be chasing CJ down from behind.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 3, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

true enough

besides, it’s the safeties’ job to keep the play in front of him

even if Keo does somehow manage to catch CJ from behind, something else already went wrong

by Cut Block on May 4, 2011 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Terribly, horribly wrong....

as in him kicking out as a WR and NOBODY on the Texans D accounting for him.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 4, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why thank you.

I feel special now. lulz

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 5, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can he play safety?

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

l dunno

Maybe he can coach defense, too?

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im a left tackle, and defensive end.

Im 6 3 185… am i qualified to play houston saftey?

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Noo Not well at all.

But i played tight end for a game and a scrimmage!

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can you be within 20 yards of the ball?

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not so fast

What’s your weight-speed?

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I could probally be a 5 second 40 or better.

Obviously im joking about playing football. Im a golf stud.

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Where do you play?

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

High school

3-A team down in southeast texas… Im a graduating senior. Been a texan fan since day one since that was the year i started following football.

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

6'-3", 185

You might make a good hurdler if you have some speed and footwork

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I got some speed...

That whole “footwork” thing, ill get back to you…

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

10w30

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by DilloTex on May 2, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked the pick

But would have loved Deandre

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on May 2, 2011 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Ehhh 254 picks went by without DeAndre's name being called, every team must have thought something about him

Plus, he threw his girlfriend down a flight of stairs….so fuck that guy.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeh, how did he get off of that charge, anyways?

Was she paid off not to be a witness against him or what…

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

He agreed to pre-trial intervention

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 2, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

THREE YEAR CAPTAIN AND THREE TIME ALL-WAC SELECTION SHILOH KEO, WHO WAS VOTED THE 2010 TEAM MVP

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 9:51 AM CDT reply actions  

I heard the guy really throws himself around on plays

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, his last name sounds like K-O....so what do you expect?

A lot of people keep saying that he’ll become a fan favorite here. If he works his ass off, I’m sure he will.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, reading up on him now

Looks like he is being called an In-the-box kind of safety, kind of like Bernard Pollard, but he may be better than Pollard in zone coverage. But in the box, he is considered ferocious.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

ESPN stats show he had 357 tackles in his college career.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on May 2, 2011 10:03 AM CDT reply actions  

4.76 40

Would’ve been the 2nd slowest 40 for a S had he been at the Combine. To put it in comparison, even Dominique Barber had a 4.68 40, and he’s proven to be too slow in coverage. At best, Keo is a special teamer.

Oh, yeah: 20% body fat for Keo, worst among all Ss.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 10:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Frank v.s. Wade

Wade is going to put Keo in a position to succeed.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on May 2, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wade's going to give him a motorcycle to ride on the field?

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I thought there was a four week moratorium on rocking the bandwagon after the draft?

Guess not. Okay, first shot has been fired!

I like this draft very much, I will say, for starters. I don’t know how good Keo will turn out. A 4.75 does not evoke great confidence at the NFL level. But, he has skills, he can trim up, and I think he has promise to surprise us. I will remain open on Keo. I will joke around about him, but I’m behind him, as I think bfd really is. He just may have a little less confidence in him at the moment. But, let’s see if Keo can bring him around. I will keep this in the back of my mind and see what happens.

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mostly just trying to set expectations

Saying the 144th pick is starting quality out of the gate is beyond a stretch. And, really, it says more about our Ss than it does about Keo.

He’s not a bad pick, no. That 40 time is extremely limiting, though, especially when Wade’s system calls for rangy Ss.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I suspect Wade will use him right. He's really a Strong Safety

and his strengths are playing in the box, almost as another LB. He is strong on all out blitzes. He’s strong at deciphering the play and stopping the run. He can cover TEs and RBs coming out for passes. But, he won’t be a good guy in any WR coverage help, except possibly in some short zone coverage, because he has a good presence in where to be. At least, that is what I get from what I read about him….

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying he's a starter or will be starting or whatever but...

When is a 40-time an indicator of range? Ed Reed ran a near 4.6 flat in his 40 yard dash, but he’s got incredible recognition and change of direction speed. That’s what it’ll come down to, how is his play recognition, how quick is his burst, and can he change direction….

Needs to muscle up more, but that’ll come from a pro workout program…..can’t imagine Idaho has the greatest strength and conditioning coach or workout facilities.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Ed Reed a late-rounder, too?

Yes, you never know.

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

24th Overall

4.57 40, though I also saw he had recorded times in the low 4.4s.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh ho ho

since when do we criticize a pick for ‘asssmass’ around here?

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Slow 5th round safeties

Are Smithiak orthodoxy. Fat is the new slow.

Needs more nose tackle.

by JimboTexan on May 2, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

40 Yard Dash = Mr Irrelevant

Well, not quite irrelevant, but certainly not that important. For instance, if a smart player diagnoses a play 0.2 seconds faster than a fast player, they get there at the same time.

The extreme case is Jerry Rice, who reportedly ran a 4.7. No, I’m not comparing Keo to Rice, but I am dissing the importance of the 40.

Keo might end up as nothing but ST hitter, but I’m bettng on leadership, motor and brains. I’m just so happy we are a team of smart character guys.

by smokehaus on May 2, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well about the 40

There are a few football guys that run it faster in pads that w/o most are slower with pads

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by Barryfromtexas on May 2, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

interesting note about the 40 yd dash:

it was first used by Paul Brown as a way to scout potential ‘gunners’, as 40 (mostly straight) yards is an approxamate measure for the amount of ground they need to cover to reach the play on punts

like many Brown innovations, the 40 caught on

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

penalties on safeties who lunge at the ballcarrier?

seriously, without the innovations of Paul Brown, the football we see today would be vastly different. He was one of the major catalysts for beginning to make a science out of the game. He probably advanced everything more than anyone else, before or since!

Danny, you really should do a piece on Brown and/or Walsh, and maybe tie that in with our Texans of today? You’re a good writer, and l know you love this stuff, too. I’m sure it would be a great read, as well as discussion…

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec THAT.

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by DilloTex on May 2, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Paul Brown Minimum Secruity Prison

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by The Night Owl on May 3, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by theSpaceCityKid on May 2, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

//sigh//

Mine used to be a lot less than that.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eh.

He cut it down to a 4.66 at his pro-day. And we’re not trying him at FS like we did with barber.

I just don’t get why it’s all about the 40-time with Keo; does beating every other DB in agility drills really mean nothing alongside a tenth of a second in the 40? Even everybody’s mancrushes who ran in the 4.55 range aren’t gonna be chasing down Chris Johnson or any receivers in the NFL, and I’m pretty sure you don’t need to run 40 yards to seal off the edge.

Pollard ran a 4.57, and he still sucked in coverage. Not because he was too slow, but because he took awful angles, had poor route recognition, and just got completely turned around and unable to make a play on the ball once it was in the air. Who knows where or not Keo has coverage skills? But he certainly has the quickness to cover up to about twenty yards off the line of scrimmage. And if we put him in a situation in which he’s streaking down the field with a speedy receiver or tight-end? Well, that’s poor coaching.

by Nashmeister on May 2, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

All good points

I have no idea how he’ll turn out.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm his biggest fan, and even I don't want him starting at SS this season.

But he’s got as good a chance of panning out as any 5th-round pick, regardless of 40-time. Maybe even better, given his quickness + work ethic. It just seems rash to look at one number from his combine (which wasn’t even horrible) and declare him incapable of ever playing SS.

But like any SS (and any CB, for that matter), he does need a rangy free safety behind him to allow him to do the things that he does best.

by Nashmeister on May 2, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with all the points you made, by the way

I hope he turns out good and if he can play his rookie year, all the better, because he has to pass the Wade-test, which means he could be pretty good and good for a long time.

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

A thin layer of blubber is handy

in Idaho. So what? Like many have pointed out he’ll most likely be used in an “extra LB” role and played in the box. Some heft may be best for that role… that and he will probably lose some of that in training camp. Oh wait…

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by Still Blue on May 2, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

A little perspective

I was a 6’0" 210lb linebacker in high school and ran a 4.70 40 and only now, at 38, have I reached (and recently exceeded) 20% body fat. Dude better be a mad baller.

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by LoneSpot on May 3, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

What do you weigh now, fatty?

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by Rip Jersey on May 3, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

213

Not too far from my playing weight with a little lot of redistribution. Or, so my wife tells me.

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by LoneSpot on May 6, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy will get ran over and burned...

Just telling it like it is boys, telling it like it is.

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 2, 2011 10:55 AM CDT reply actions  

unless you're wrong

just saying;)

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by Still Blue on May 2, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

20% body fat and a slow 40...

Does anyone else think that the body fat will go down with some NFL style training and diet? And as a result, that 40 time will also go down???

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

You're making too much sense

Are you a regular poster?

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I wasn't trying to slander you...

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was talking to CB

I think he was offended by the “making sense” comment

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh. i got ya now.

Im trying to do my best not to affend anyone on my 3rd day. Im pretty sure mike kerns thinks im a smartass

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

If he does, that's a badge of honor in my book

He has extremely thin skin, that Mike Kerns does, and you really can’t miss a chance in trying to irritate it. SO easily irritated. It’s fun!

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

thanks!

BTW is that your natural hairline?

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

And, you are advertised as an NFL insider

Ka-boom!

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

The avatar is just for fun

I’m not the best lookin’ dude, but if I looked like that I would just use the Texans logo as my avatar.

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he gets a giggle out of it

What was his old avatar? I don’t remember. This one is memorable!

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

but his recent comment might lead one to believe that he actually feels inferior about his looks, in comparison to Casserly

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not at all

I’m comfortable in my own skin.

The Casserly thing was just a joke from the podcast show where I did an impersonation of his voice and a lot of people got a kick out of it. That’s all.

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

just having some fun with you, Mikey

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

Same here. Which is why I will be debuting “Casserly’s Corner” on the next podcast…

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, interesting. I may actually tune in for that.

I have been a big proponent of you guys doing stuff like that. When you sit there and it sounds like you are just analyzing, I start to doze off. If you can interject a few impersonations or skits, that would be appealing and keep me tuned in. Good!

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by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

We know we aren't that funny

So we’re always trying to come up with something new. For example, last week we had Drunk Aaron.

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drunk Aaron led to Pessimism Aaron.

Which in turn led many members of Battle Red Blog to indulge in bleach by the truckload.

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by Jon Banks on May 3, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hypnotized Aaron

We can finally get the truth about this odd couple….

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by Rip Jersey on May 3, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

where the hell is Aaron?

I dont see him listed anywhere on the BRB payroll…

by Cut Block on May 3, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Some body types don’t age well. When looking at scouting reports for Keo, you’ll see things like:

A thickly put together safety prospect

Could he? Sure.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeahh good point.

Im not basing my thoughts on anything other than pure hope for a samoan saftey superstar suprise…

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here's the SR I was looking for

http://www.profootballweekly.com/prospects/player/shiloh-keo-10/

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by bigfatdrunk on May 2, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think that Tony Rocky Horror will slim down and improve on his top end speed, he already has proven that he has the footwork. I like the pick.

by Bobbythegreat on May 2, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Getting there

Ive read this stuff for a while, but i joined friday. To be honest, if you just look from the outside, its pretty freakin hilarious what yall post.

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:32 AM CDT reply actions  

We try to keep it light while we cry....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

you'll find that it's not so funny once you're on the inside

On that note, has anyone administered your initiation yet?

by Cut Block on May 2, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope. No initation

Should i be expecting something?

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

ill be hiding in my closet scared crapless till then…

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

God...

I hope they don’t send me to Babin’s ranch…

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

We send you out on a Friday night to hang with Rip out on Richmond.

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Richmond? Need to google to find out what that joke is....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

like many things in life...

I think my best course of action is to not try to find out…

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 12:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think I get it now and it's best that you go with me there

The alternative is that you’ll be going to Telephone where Mike Kerns likes to hang out….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jeeeeesusssss

Being a texan fan has never been so stressful! (and I AM aware of the last 10 years!)

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 12:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kerns huh?

Any location known as “telephone” seems sketchy enough to make me walk quickly away…

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 12:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

See, the thing about Rip

He can dish it out, but he can’t take it. And then he accuses everyone else of getting pissy or “thin-skinned.”

But I got nothin’ but love for him. Truly, this place would never be the same if he stopped posting. And I’m not being sarcastic.

I’m a fan.

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Warms my heart

In a way only andre johnson laying a haymaker on cortland finnigan can match!

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 12:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, some of us choose to be angry

I don’t. It takes a lot of douchebaggery for me to not like someone. For example, see Wells, Brad (aka Big Blue Douche).

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

douchebaggery

That’s Mike Kerns’ favorite word of endearment. If you can get him to respond with that word, then you know that you have hit a nerve. Most times, all it takes is a hello….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and uh...

I live in Memorial. You know how we checkered slack Republicans do it.

by Mike Kerns on May 2, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, with your socks on

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's kinda like a sitcom...

I can kinda tell who the main people are. You, BFD Texandc. Nashmeister. AllenOu Cass is the local colt fan i assume? And tim kinda seems the leader… Speaking of tim, where is he?

by Carter Liles on May 2, 2011 11:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey-o!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has there been a Tim-sighting?

I’m beginning to worry that his first love is taking a back seat now….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can honestly tell you i did not like the pick.

I will have to be won over when season starts, but as of right now not a fan. I would think he would be on kickoffs and punts but can he get down the field fast enough to make a tackle? I may be looking to much into and he might turn out to be a great pick.

by southpaw70 on May 2, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

It's a Chron writer's opinion, but it could be true.
There’s still much work to be done. The Texans likely will be shopping for a veteran corner to play opposite Kareem Jackson and for someone to play safety with Glove Quin.

I do think Barber has to fight for his roster spot, that’s for certain,

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 2, 2011 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

New Blood in Reliant

I think there is a new mindset for the type of players wanted in Houston. It’s showing, the old ones do not fit the criteria. Barber, Nolan, Bentley maybe.

"Kenny your a knucklehead." -Charles Barkley
"If winning isn't everything, then why do they keep score?" - Vince Lombardi

by Patrick D. Starr on May 2, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ike Taylor & Michael Huff maybe?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 3, 2011 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok for some reason i cannot make a fan post, so this may be long.

Now that the draft is over and ,yes i know Free agents play a big part, but i was wondering what people think how we will stack up agianst the teams we play now.
Colts: Castonzo and Ijalana will play tackle and try and stop our new D. Nevis was a good pickup and should start. Carter will go in and win that starting job in Indy.
Dolphins: Pouncey Daniel thomas and edmond gates will help that team
Saints: well if we was worried about playing thme before we really going to be worried now. Ingram is going to run crazy, Jordan and martez wilson will be starting. patrick should compete too.
Steelers: Dont know if any of their rookies will start right away which is scary.
Raiders: I really see them playing alot of thier rookies.
Ravens: They scare you already but i wonder if Mason and T.J. are gone now. Jimmy will get the ravens back to their blitzing ways leaving him on a island.
TiTs: no comment
Jag: no comment
Browns Look like a scary team now i Colt gets another WR in Little and a pretty good TE in Jordan Cameron. Phil taylor and Sheard will help up front.
Bucs: Scare me a little cuz that front four is going to be nice.
Falcons: What can i say i just hope we come to play and our Secondary is ready.
Bengals: No comment yet
Panthers: We saw what tebow did last year right? It want happen again.
So what is everybody thoughts.

by southpaw70 on May 2, 2011 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

What is this?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 2, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much seeing the teams we are going to play this year

and what they drafted. how do we feel about those teams now? you kknow how some of us said we can beat cincy earlier but now look at their team.

by southpaw70 on May 2, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

About his 40 speed.

I just want to mention that Arian Foster didn’t have a fast 40 time either. His pro day 40 times were BARELY at what NFL scouts consider minimum for RB’s.http://blogs.knoxnews.com/edwards/2009/03/arain-foster-has-rough-pro-day.html Here is an interesting article by a UT blog talking about Foster’s pro day. Check out the comments to.

All I’m saying is that just because his 40 is slow now doesn’t mean he can’t get faster. He may improve enough and become a seriously good player.

No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.

by Ethan Matz on May 2, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

out of all the pics..

most intrigued by this one. still a little sad we cut pollard, but if i had to guess the new team leader in YAK YAK t-shirts next year it’s gonna be this guy.

"eurotrash is the eurolitter.......... get on the dancefloor.... and shake your twitter!!!!!!!!!!!! baaaaah baaah baaaah baaah bah bah bah check ze tweets!!!"

"it is bad luck to accept a bird bath from a stranger." - Nascobar Lop Lop

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

by chrisd21 on May 2, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm no vault of information

You might want to confirm that with other sources. Little know fact…. I sometimes make things up to suit my devious purposes.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 3, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sounds accurate

by Cut Block on May 4, 2011 6:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jake Locker was all my idea...

See?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 4, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we have someone with a "football player mentality."

That could come in handy in a professional football player.

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If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on May 3, 2011 8:03 AM CDT reply actions  

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