SITE NEWS: Interested In Becoming A BRB Writer?
by Tim on May 4, 2011 3:00 PM CDT
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PrintAt various times throughout BRB's long and dignified brief and embarrassing history, we've added new writers to the masthead. Sometimes this has been a case of me simply bringing on people whose writing I've enjoyed reading elsewhere (e.g., this guy, or this guy, or this guy); sometimes it's been me asking for potential new contributors to submit "applications" (e.g., here and here). As there have been a couple of readers who have expressed interest in becoming contributors, coupled with a few of our current writers getting busy in their non-blogging lives, we're opening up the "application process" again. Details are after the jump.
If you're interested in writing for BRB, please draft a post on anything Texans-related and e-mail it to me (my address can be found by clicking on my name at the top of this post). The post can be centered on your opinion about how the 2011 NFL Draft went for the Texans. It can be an analysis of Rick Smith's track record in free agency. It can be a breakdown of how you think Wade Phillips will fill the 3-4 with the roster as currently constructed. It can be an ode to Matt Schaub's receding hairline. Really, it can be anything, as long as it's original and relates to your Houston Texans.
Before you start writing what I'm sure will be the most insightful thing I've ever read about some aspect of the Texans, a few requirements of the gig should be discussed:
1. I can't promise you any money for writing here. There may be some advertising campaign revenue associated with the gig in the future, and I'd be glad to talk about that in greater detail via e-mail if you like. But understand that for the immediate future, BRB is purely pro bono. Any remuneration would likely come via a free official BRB t-shirt me picking up your drinks at the next BRB gathering.
2. Keep the profanity to a minimum. I understand that there will be times when it's necessary, but I want to continue to do our best to keep this site off the workplace-ban list.
3. Although there's no hard and fast rule for the number of posts you'd have to author each week, I would like to see the newest member of our dysfunctional family commit to putting up at least two, and preferably three, pieces per week. If you submit an entry, please do so with the knowledge that you'd be on the proverbial hook for two-plus posts each week.
4. Punctuation, spelling, grammar, and all those sorts of things matter. While we have the capability of editing posts, it's no fun to have to rewrite or excessively correct things that are capable of being caught before a post is published. I humbly beseech you to proofread your entry.
I hope several of you are interested, and I eagerly await all submissions. Ideally, we'd like to have someone up and writing here in a couple of weeks, so let's say that all entries should be in by May 13th. I look forward to reading anything and everything anyone submits. Happy blogging.
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Will you be posting any detail about provided dental insurance coverage? Thanks, and keep up the great work. FTCLTL.
by Scott on May 4, 2011 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 12 recs
take off the panda suit so I can confirm your identity, please
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on May 4, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps My Favorite Part About These Posts
Is that they are virtually guaranteed to elicit a snarky comment from the Amelia Earhart of BRB.
The “FTCLTL” is a stupendous touch. Well played.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on May 4, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
A Zima bender with a newborn?
That’s just not right Tim.
Needs more nose tackle.
Well, BRBers
If you’ve ever wondered what a ghost looks like, wonder no more.
Scott, is Internet access from KY a new thing?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Now, I know why he's interested in the dental plan
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Good lord, he IS real!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
he?
how do you know for sure that Scott’s a he?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
...and define "real"
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I questioned it myself.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Zima is being distributed in the U.S. again?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Tim is still living off of his stash in his Zima cellar
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Nice to see you're not dead Scott.
…………………..or are you?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I wish I could
But I’m too good looking and don’t live in my moms basement, so I don’t think I’m a good fit sadly
by AllenOU on May 4, 2011 3:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wow, never thought about that
That’s just sad. He’s the shortest at TDR
www.TheDreamShake.com Co-Founder and Writer
Being taller than Tom isn't saying much.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on May 5, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
How tall are you?
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Mickey Mouse agrees
Blind fandom is all I got left. That and this bottle of Clorox. And this Drano. And this lamp. And this paddle ball game.
by LoneSpot on May 5, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
208th
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Fourth.
*6’4"
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah.
In that case disregard. I thought he meant among all BRB denizens.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Your foot ain't even in the door yet!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I know. I misunderstood what they were saying.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Then you're hired!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Cool.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Its a good height
high five!
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
AllenOU should definitely be a writer
With only 1 article typed each week, we are guaranteed to see at least 2-3 posts from him.
Sure, they might will be duplicates. But it would be extremely efficient.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Interested? Willing? Intelligent? Time? John McClain?
Yes…
Yes…
Remains to be seen if it matters around here…
I barely have enough to cover reading posts from the yahoos that already write.
Maybe one day I’ll take his ass out with my stylish and creative writing style; I’ll build a following via BRB… until then I say thank you guys for putting so much time in to this thing. It truly is fun.
2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party
Good luck to all applicants
Wish I had enough free time to give it a go myself, but until then I will satisfy my cravings by splooging all over the comments sections.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
I nominate UprootedTexan for this illustrious position.
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on May 4, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 16 recs
I heartily second this notion
Live life 10 yards at a time.
by TouchdownMonkey on May 4, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Thirded.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Fortified
With vitamins and stuff
My name is Barry - I am from Texas
by Barryfromtexas on May 4, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He won't make it past the first interview.
Not without pants.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Oh shoot
can’t they overlook that “minor issue”?
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on May 4, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I could be pursuaded to put on pants in this case.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Persuaded.
Damn autocorrect.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It's okay "Pursuaded" went with your avatar...
We just assumed you were being “clever”…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Typo on the nomination reply
Automatic disqualification. Sorry for your premature ejaculation.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
TWSS.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Oh, that's so wrong...
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on May 5, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Technical error!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
It could be a phone interview.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Hmmmmmm...........maybe I should apply!
……..What? What do you mean I have to be a Texans fan? I’m filing a discrimination suit.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
by Cassieper on May 4, 2011 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That would be like having a non-Colts fan writing for a Colts blog...
OH WAIT!
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
I c wat u did thar.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Or a Colts hater as the head writer of a Colts blog!
Wait a second…
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on May 4, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
does this mean I can't apply?
What do you mean I have to be a Texans fan?
With the 9th Pick Dallas Selects Tyron Smith...Romo Weeps in Joy, and Bennet says"I might get to go out in the Pass Pattern now!"
by I am Ironman!!! on May 4, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly, it appears so.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Well
That sucks….that sucks Alan Balls…..
With the 9th Pick Dallas Selects Tyron Smith...Romo Weeps in Joy, and Bennet says"I might get to go out in the Pass Pattern now!"
by I am Ironman!!! on May 5, 2011 2:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmmm...sounds interesting.
I have to admit, I am intrigued.
But I don’t know how many “coked-up monkey hooker” gags I have in the tank…
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
I do have some questions though.
Is this a group decision among BRB writers who will be making the decision, or is it just you making the call, Tim? What other duties would come with the position aside from writing stuff?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Make The Check Out To "Cash"
I won’t make any decisions without consulting the rest of the guys.
In terms of other duties, five words: Big. Fat. Drunk. Sponge. Bath.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on May 4, 2011 7:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You can start with my feet...
And work your way north. Also, you’re going to have to use a really small sponge.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Not sure a sponge is in order for the feet so much as a belt sander.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Brrrr... wish I'd read this earlier...
Might have skipped dinner.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
/pukes into baby carriage
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Huh. I've never seen a big fat drunk sponge.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
This gives new meaning to the words
Sponging off BFD
Does anybody know if EHTR is still alive?
I remember him breaking the interwebs that one time. Don’t you think that death was too harsh of a punishment, Tim?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Actions Have Consequences
I apologize for nothing.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on May 4, 2011 8:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, what happened?
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on May 4, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing Happened
We’re joking. I have no idea what happened to EHTR.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on May 5, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That's his story and he's stickin' to it...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on May 5, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who is EHTR again?
And what happened to him?
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on May 4, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
What happened to him?
Haven’t seen him on BRB for a long time.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on May 4, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask Tim.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Do you know what happened?
Sounds like you do.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on May 5, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I want my panda suit back.
Therefore, i’ll keep my mouth shut.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
...and therefore he is NOT releasing the photos...
New SEAL bar drink:
Two shots and a splash…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Sorry, quick question...
Why is there a colts fan in here? is he welcome?
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 5:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He's been banned from the Colts blog
And he, as well as others, have taken up residence here on their own thread in the fanposts. They’re pretty cool folks.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
ah. So if brb regulars are ok with it, im fine too
I guess my only other question is what did they do to get banned?
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 5:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Spoke up against his majesty.
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by Jon Banks on May 4, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ahh. Ya can't do that.
The colts have always struck me as like a “no fun allowed” team. fanbase, players, coaches…
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 5:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Their fans are, their head blogger...isn't
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Dang colts blogger
Forces good people to have to be texans fans!
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 5:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, I'm not a Texans fan.
I’ve always seen the Texans more like the little brother.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Who grows up to become a billionaire and makes big brother his personal bitch?
Yeah, I like that story. ; )
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I'm not familiar with that story.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Too much faith in Wade, you have.
Suffer, you will.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
In Jumbovah we trust.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, but the force is strong with Smithiakillips
Besides, we’re used to suffering. Bring it!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
We have suffered all that can be suffered.
We have seen what no man should ever see, again and again.
We have been driven to the brink of insanity.
When you have suffered as we have, you are up against the wall and all you have is faith.
Don’t talk to us about suffering.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
and yet....we are still fans.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
The brink???
You mean, you didn’t plunge into the abyss???? Lucky you!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Awww COME ONN!
we started talking like starwars and I missed it???
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 7:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We did????
Crap. Also, Star Trek > Star Wars.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Mehh.
Never got into star trek. its nerdy. and star wars is cool
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 7:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Happy Star Wars Day
Make up that – I did not
My name is Barry - I am from Texas
by Barryfromtexas on May 4, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
May the Fourth be with you.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Star Trek is nerdy????????
Tell that to captain James T. Krik, you rebel.
by RamblinWreck7 on May 4, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I joke though.
Although the last girl I talked to about star wars worshiped a religion based on a flying spagetti monster…
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 9:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
FSM FTMFW!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
So youve heard of his spagettiness?
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 9:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Very popular in my 'hood.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
And here I thought he meant Lord Cthulhu.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I too am of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian, if you will. My faith is unshakable. Though I have considered converting to Tarvuism… It’s just so easy to join!
Wowwww
That makes my ridicuously unorthodox and insane religion look normal
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 9:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Naaaaay. Crazierrr
Methodisttt
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 10:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Forgive my ignorance
Isn’t that like a cross between a Baptist and a Catholic or something? Exactly what is the method??
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
While it has no actual relation to baptist or cathlic yeah...
Its basically baptists with less rules. We can drink and dance. The method part was from john wesley back when methodism was created. basically he said there are many “methods” to worship and we should use them all… Soo long story short, methodism is,a looser baptist religion based on a clever play on words.
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 10:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Interesting
Without getting into a theological discussion, I’ve only got one philosophy when it comes to religion. Take the best out of all of them and throw the rest in the trash. It’s way too deep to be all about clouds and fire, if you know what I mean.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Roger six~nine
I get what you mean. that’s a ritcheous way to look at it. But your right. A theological discussion probally isint the best thing to do on here. Haha
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 11:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Two ghosts in one thread????
Somebody hold me.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on May 4, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wrong blog, foo.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on May 4, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No U!
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It has certainly generated more worthwhile movies
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
You snooze......
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
This was meant to be really epic
now reading it again….I failed.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
Good times, good times.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Nothing.
He just doesn’t like me, as he so eloquently stated.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
I left before I was banned though.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
You know the show "Married...with Children?"
Remember that kid Seven? They’re kinda like that.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on May 4, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
My sister has 9 kids
Too bad she didnt name the 7th one Seven
Question: Are current SBN writers allowed?
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No.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Hey! Quit trying to hog the writing gigs!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Please, like I can beat you out.
As well Tim, did BFD get the money for the Bud Light sponsored posts?
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The reason I asked isn't about BRB.
More for personal reasons.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Nope
BFD just really loves Bud Light.
Feel free to e-mail him directly about that stuff.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on May 4, 2011 7:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Haters!
What I’m drinking right now. Like, literally right now.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Not bad.
I’m going to Portland this weekend, which means I’ll be drinking some of my favorite beer: Dead Guy Ale.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like $5/bomber here
So I haven’t tried it yet.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You haven't had Rogue Dead Guy?
Its good. I’d have thought a connoisseur such as yourself would have already judged it.
Sorry, overlooked that part of the bullet point.
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You still haven't responded to my inquiry.
Are you gonna make BFD write the Head & Shoulders sponsored posts or not?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I second th....
wait a second…. HEY!
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
- Follow me on the Twitter for worthless thoughts and IU updates.
Bestiality....you know that's a crime right?
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
Indiana isn't in the South.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Nice... offending specific races is so tedious...
…let’s just jump right to major geographical areas…
Well played!
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Thanks.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
You know what is in the South?
Awesome food. Suck it.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
South: Fried Chicken. Indiana: Corn.
South: Jambalaya. Indiana: Corn.
South: Chicken Fried Stead. Indiana: Corn.
There’s a drop-off here, I think.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
*Chicken Fried Steak.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
And Gumbo.
And Chili.
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Misread that.....
What I get for skimming. Although I do think the women are better looking in TX.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
by txknight on May 4, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh definitely THIS ^
Although there is something to say about that freakish white skin tone the ladies in Indiana sport…..sometimes you just want em a little pale, ya know? It’s kind of a fettish.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on May 4, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
As a man who has lived in several states
There are more better looking women in Texas than any other state I have been in.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
As a man who has lived in several countries
I co-sign this post.
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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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by tehGrindCrusher on May 5, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
As a man who's visited several countries
I’ve not nothing to say. Just wanted y’all to know I’ve visited several countries.
/misplaced pride
Blind fandom is all I got left. That and this bottle of Clorox. And this Drano. And this lamp. And this paddle ball game.
*GOT, not "not"
/facepalm.
Blind fandom is all I got left. That and this bottle of Clorox. And this Drano. And this lamp. And this paddle ball game.
And there goes that misplaced pride.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Hungary
Just a giant buffet of girlie goodness.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I've been
The women are shockingly beautiful. The men? Not so much. It’s like a weird Mexican telenovella there.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Well
I’ve only been there on the interwebz and yes, I have the same impression. Dang, what is it?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
THIS.
If you don’t have diarrhea, it wasn’t awesome.
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I always heard it was "if you aren't wearing it, it wasn't awesome."
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry Whiskey... missed your Mescan food reference
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Rosa's Cafe & Tortilla Factory
That’s all I have to say about that…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
And Mescan food
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
We have brain sandwiches and deep fried butter, too!
You’re welcome, fuckers.
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I REALLY didn't need to know there was any such thing as a brain sandwich
That’s about the grossest thing I’ve ever imagined eating tbh.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on May 4, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're really good though!
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
BRAINS!
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 5, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Is this your writing sample?
If so, I think you may have to elaborate a bit more.
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I look forward...........
to reading my own shit!!!
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
I'm considering applying
Your fan base could use some class and intelligence.
=D
Writer for Coltzilla.
Occasional host of Check it to Pancakes.
So why are you applying then?
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by Jon Banks on May 4, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 17 recs
goo'd
that’s brilliant
-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.
- Follow me on the Twitter for worthless thoughts and IU updates.
So...UT gets the job?
Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on May 4, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Spaz, you're such a dweeb...
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
/jk
you know I love you, that’s why i keed
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
Hug it out.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Fixed
“Hug it out, bitches”
Legal disclaimer: Direct quote, not to be taken literally. Bitches.
Blind fandom is all I got left. That and this bottle of Clorox. And this Drano. And this lamp. And this paddle ball game.
Yes, if you hug it out, that could result in a sword fight...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
So whatever happened to that guy that got a job with the FO
then complained incessantly about the writers here not approaching him for his “inside” opinion/expertise on things and subsequently left BRB in a classic interwebs drama queen beg me to stay stage act?
Cause yeah, I don’t nominate him.
he was security at the parking lots
But, rage, yes. He never actually left right away and I saw him and asked him a question about why he left and he raged, to put it nicely. I think he insulted every family member I have and again, I’m putting it nicely.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
So this "inside FO" guy was a parking lot cop?
And he rage quit because people didn’t take him seriously? Wow.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Yeh, I think he wore a tin badge and it went to his head
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
In no way do I mean to demean the finer parking lot "security" people of the world
But c’mon. How exactly does that equate to having “inside” sources? I can only imagine what those conversations must have been like.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Rick Smith: Now, Christopher, we’re planning to draft Ryan Mathews in the First Round this year.
Chris: Sweet. Can l post this revelation on BRB?
Smith: Absolutely! Now, would you care for a donut?
LOL
Oh god, he didn’t rage quit!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
He took the whole dozen donuts
He was on a sugar high….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
kidding, of course
I know it wasn’t what Hydro was asking, and l also like Chris a great deal. He still pops up from time to time. I’ll never quite understand that little episode, not sure l need to… but if he’s reading this just want to say l hope he’s doing well.
Yes, it was probably a momentary lapse
He was fine until that one moment. Took me by surprise.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I had and still have no problem with Chris
He was an intelligent dude that I had several good conversations on twitter with about non-sports related stuff. I hope he’s doing well.
by Mike Kerns on May 6, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yup... just... Wow.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Despite his pouting spell
He still posts here from time to time.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
-Orwell, Politics and the English Language
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by tehGrindCrusher on May 6, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
He got pissed because the day before my Wedding
I didn’t make it a priority to move his fanpost with tailgating pics to the front page.
True story.
by Mike Kerns on May 5, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Bloody hell, Charly
Where are your priorities at?!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
FFS.
I wrote on fanposts for a year before I got noticed.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Did you postpone your honeymoon so you could take care of him?
WTH is wrong with you!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
wow... rec'd for stunning
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
How dare you!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
That was the highlight of your life
As far as I’m concerned.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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by tehGrindCrusher on May 5, 2011 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions
They're continuing Firefly.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
WHAT?!?
Seriously!?! Don’t toy with me Jordann…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Shhhhh
Im trying to toy with the old man!
/ducks
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Young whippersnapper!!!
/slash jumps up to chase
/is confused by what part of panda suit to bite
/steps on ear
/falls down…
/forgets what was going on
/dozes off
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I bought the boxed set...
/glances longingly at brown coat
/shakes fist at Fox logo
“Damn dirty apes!!!!”
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Chris something?
What an ass.
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris-something I believe?
He took his ball and went home.
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Just sayin'
I like Chris very much. He opted for an unusual way to leave, yes, but he’s a very bright young man with a lot of good thoughts. And he’s a Texans’ fan through and through.
Not picking on you, PUD, but it seemed like a nice place to insert. Also, you don’t know what real BBQ tastes like.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on May 4, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Not trying to offend...
But the metaphor seemed apt. And as for the BBQ, I laugh at your Texas BBQ, sir.
/gauntlet thrown
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...
When the zombie apocalypse comes I guess you’ll just starve.
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 5, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
BLASPHEMER!!!
/slips on panda-skin glove
//slaps you with a herring
CHALLENGE!!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
that whole thing was just shocking to me. Thought I was being trolled at first, never expected that from good ole chris and his cinnamon rolls
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
What BFD said
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Call me when the Texans GM spot opens up
That’s the job I want
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
I'll take the job
It’ll help me develope myself as a writer for when I take over Pancakes job and make meaningful articles.
But instead of beer can I have
1. 3 Hookers(price doesn’t matter)
2. 3 pounds of….Charlie Sheen
3. 44 Midgets
4. Lastily Bail Money
No questions asked, just be ready for an awesome story on the news!
Houston Texans:
1st Round: J.J. Watt (NT)
2nd Round: Ras-I Dowling/Brandon Harris (CB)
3rd Round: Mark Herzlich (ILB)
4th Round: Shiloh Keo (S)
5th Round: Chris Carter (OLB)
6th Round: Alex Henery (P/K)
7th Round: Stephen Burton (WR)
Wondering about the reason for 44 midgets makes me queasy.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
I nominate bfd to be a regular BRB writer!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on May 4, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Screw that
He sucks.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Yeah,
but I hear that the staff doesn’t have the heart to let him go, so they gave him some honorary title like they do to old professors.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Pedophile?
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on May 4, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That's it.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
What? "...honorary title like they do to old professors."
It’s an honest mistake!
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Shhhh... work with me
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Rec'ed
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
What gets you a ban on other sites
gets you a rec on this one, heh.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Because this site is teh awesome.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Also, yes.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on May 4, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
WHY IS THIS NOT GOO'D?!
DT, WHERE ARE YOU! FORGET YOUR CHERRY BLOSSOMS, REC’D THIS SHIT
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I just noticed what the guy in the background is doing
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Cherry Blossoms?
/tilts head
/shrugs
/chases poodle
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Thank you for understanding...
…a reflex action to a high hanging fastball…
I keed; I keed…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I nominate UprootedTexan to be a writer.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on May 4, 2011 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Go rec this
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/5/4/2153714/site-news-interested-in-becoming-a-brb-writer#66391711
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I know!
Invite BBS to write for BRB, he is so loved at Stampede Blue for his thoughtful writing
And then he can ban everyone!!! Yay!!!
Great Idea!!
We’ll start by banning you!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Kidding.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm....
You better be or else, I’ll throw a poke ball at you.
by RamblinWreck7 on May 4, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be awfully rude.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
What do you think of my BBS idea.
I know your a big fan of his.
by RamblinWreck7 on May 4, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Huge fan.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
What's with the yelling?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Then he would bash Bill Polian through Texans articles.
And all the Houston fans would be clueless.
by RamblinWreck7 on May 4, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Bill Polian.
You know the evil dictator who eats babies and is a communist.
by RamblinWreck7 on May 4, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way these thoughts do not reflect on me,
They are the ideas of BBS. Some Texan fans might not get the joke.
by RamblinWreck7 on May 4, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So he is cross between Jerrah and Beelzebub?
My name is Barry - I am from Texas
by Barryfromtexas on May 4, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
If there were big huge dildos here he could
by AllenOU on May 4, 2011 11:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Jeez, this guy must really be a tool
Someone go get him….let’s find out what he’s made of.
: )
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Concrete
Big huge *concrete dildos.
by Carter Liles on May 4, 2011 11:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It seems like Battle Red Blog has a bunch of writers anyway though.
This site puts out a lot of articles which is great.
Looks like they removed at least a couple of people
from the bottom of the screen though.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Just Jake by the looks of things.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Could have sworn it was more.
Was evil Shake listen on the bottom of the screen before?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
No, he wasn't.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Interesting.
Could have sworn he was.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
EVER!!!1!!one!!!
It is amazing what gets remembered from someone’s false claims of being able to ban people…
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
That's three comments now.
You’re still alive too?!?!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Did he remove Jake because he never got online?
by RamblinWreck7 on May 4, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets just hope
Rock Carmichael doesn’t see Jake at a bar…
by AllenOU on May 4, 2011 9:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And AOU wins the Internet today!
Thank you and drive safely.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
CAN I HAZ WRITER JOB PLZ?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on May 4, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd for style points...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Where did you hear about the insane asylum?
Hey Tim, WE GOT A MOLE IN THE HOUSE.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Tim can't hear you now
His ears are full of strained peas and poop.
Blind fandom is all I got left. That and this bottle of Clorox. And this Drano. And this lamp. And this paddle ball game.
NEVER having kids
EVER
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Yes, think it over....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on May 5, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I need to get a new panda suit.
One that fits me perfectly.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
No...no you don't.
Why should the rest of us suffer…more?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
When the line between pain and pleasure gets blurry
you’ll finally appreciate my panda suit
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on May 5, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice... rec'd
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I almost rec'd
would have done it if you had included the mandatory lolcat pic with caption.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
From last year.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Awesome writing sample.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
by Cassieper on May 6, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just brainstorming here, don't mind me
Maybe all the interested parties could write up a story in the next 24 hours and submit them by email to Tim and Tim could post them anonymously. Then readers vote on them using their own criteria and that way Tim can get some direct feedback.
Okay, GO!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on May 4, 2011 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I like the way you think.
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.
-Frank Herbert, The Dosadi Experiment
by peytonsurdaddy on May 4, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Me? Write something worth reading?
Pfft. No thanks.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on May 5, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I imagine the panda suit would make writing really difficult anyway.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
A story?
Like can I write about how Unicorn land was saved by the power of love and friendship?
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
::crumples up submission::
Well thanks for ruining THAT idea!
/kidding.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 5, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
GREAT WRITERS
All around I have been reading 5 times a day for along time and have thoroughly enjoyed it. I really don’t know what I would do without this site. Chron.com???? (Pulls back hammer) blam!!!!!! No really though enjoy it
by TexansForLife on May 4, 2011 10:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Chron.com visits send you to hell.
Unless it be LZ or SS.
The devil eats pancakes, just sayin
by AllenOU on May 4, 2011 10:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
BRB writers link us to the only important things they say anyway
Which isn’t very often.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Okay Potential BRB Writers, Here's Your Assignment
What how would the Texans draft have gone if they lost that last game of the season against the Jags? There are no parameters or constraints. That’s your “main” subject. The assignment is due to be emailed to Tim no later than 10 AM tomorrow morning.
aaaannnnnndddddd, GO!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Obviously we would have benefitted from that monster trade that Atlanta made to get Julio Jones
Since both Miller & Peterson were gone
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on May 5, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
don't give away the answeres
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
Oh, another thing
There’s extra credit for getting it in early!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
twss
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on May 6, 2011 6:43 AM CDT up reply actions
This is weird.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
The pancakes are a lie!!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 4, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmm... pancakes...
ahhhhh….
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Lmao !!!!
I know i get tired of waiting four days between updates and half the time they are wrong
I would love to write articles for BRB
But sadly they would fail in comparison to the Shakespearian quality works found here. I would do just fine at the chronicle though.
by Ivan A on May 4, 2011 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
A question after thinking about this,
Is there just one position? Because if so, I won’t even try since UT is already ahead of the pack.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
I'll write something!
http://sports.bodog.com/sports-betting/football-futures.jsp
the Texans have been given 35/1 odds of winning the Superbowl! just FYI.
I'm looking forward to bigger and better things from the Texans this year... I've decided to start fresh and refocus on the things that matter... thats right... I speak of SKIN BLEACH! no need to burn your throat.. it can't feel it anymore anyways! apply directly to the skin or eyes and let the mind blowing pain steal your focus from the disaster on the field!
I suspect that since
Tim, and the boys have had the good sence to no let me write here yet that, that well thought out poilicy is not going to change…
Besides theres only so many coors light zima jokes to go around.
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
Secendeded.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: For all the great things about dead week, finals week really sucks.
Cass made typos. Intentionally even.
::Head asplodes::
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.
by UprootedTexan on May 6, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I haven't seen decent JJ Tweets in ages
My name is Barry - I am from Texas
by Barryfromtexas on May 6, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Im just wondering.
I’ve never seen this many posts EVER during the off-season. Why the need for more writers? Is someone leaving us?! Riott? DreKeem?
Oh that’s right. They’ve been long gone.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on May 5, 2011 11:54 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't speak for those other guys, but...
I’m afraid you guys are stuck with me.
Sorry for bringing your day down with that fact.
Stuck?
more like burdened….
/translation – lifted up to heights never before experienced
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
NOT AGAIN!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Whatever happened to that Richard Justice guy y'all have been lobbying to bring on staff?
I’m sure Rivers or BFD could pull some strings…
you remind me of how someone once described me
“your the kind of guy who sees a fire and throws gasoline on it”
Turns out he won't come
Unless we take the cork off the end of his fork and give him more orange slices.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
-Orwell, Politics and the English Language
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by tehGrindCrusher on May 5, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
He eats oranges with a fork?
Definitely bring that guy in! it’s like George eating a Snickers bar with a knife and fork.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
What is amazing is
He tries to eat the orange slices with the cork still on the fork
My name is Barry - I am from Texas
by Barryfromtexas on May 7, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd do this, but I don't know near enough about football.
Though I might be a decent enough writer, I am not a football writer.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
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