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5 Young Texans Who Must Contribute In 2011

Yesterday I stumbled upon MCM, and they had a post entitled "5 Young Titans Who Must Contribute in 2011." Normally, I'm not a fan of MCM, but I liked the post, so I'll do one for the Texans.

I'll go ahead and give my take, with 1 being the most important player (2>3>4, etc.).

Star-divide

1. Kareem Jackson- This is the obvious choice. Kareem had a pathetic rookie year, but I think it was mainly due to a disastrous scheme, and a terrible DB coach. Kareem has good tools, and decent technique. His instincts aren't exactly the greatest, but being aggressive on routes, particularly slants, is a good thing to me, since none of our other CBs can defend slants. He got burned on double moves, but that's coachable. I think Vance Joseph will improve our DBs' technique and route recognition, and then hopefully Wade's scheme will work.

2. Glover Quin- His move to FS was expected, and it should have been made last year. He has the instincts and the cover skills to be a good FS. He's good at wrapping up in the open field, and has good enough range to play FS. The only negatives are his mediocre speed and inexperience at the position. Speed isn't that big of a deal, especially if you have good instincts like GQ does. Experience is the big question mark. OTAs, mini-camps, training camp, and especially pre-season will be huge for GQ. Due to the lockout, mini camps and OTAs may not happen, but I think training camp will, and so will pre-season. We'll get a glimpse of what he can do in mid-August.

3. Earl Mitchell- I'm going to stay on the defensive side of the ball, mainly because we were horrendous on D last year. Mitchell will probably be the starter because of Wade's confidence in him. Shaun Cody will be a rotation player, and then we're out of NTs (not like we had any to begin with). Our front seven is full of playmakers, and it has good depth at every position, except NT. Watt and Antonio will be good 3-4 DEs, especially Watt. Mario and Connor will wreak havoc on the outside, while DeMeco and Cush control the middle. Earl's role is vital. Having a good NT is key to having a successful 3-4. All of the great 3-4 defenses have good NTs. If Earl can have a good year, our front seven will be good, maybe even great.

4. Mike Brisiel/Antoine Caldwell- RG was a problem last year. Caldwell was solid at run blocking, while being a liability in pass protection. Brisiel was decent at run blocking, while being fairly solid at pass blocking. Every other position on the OLine is solidified by above average players (I still dislike Myers). The person that can really win the job in camp or in pre-season has to be Caldwell. He's too talented to not win it against an inferior player like Brisiel. Caldwell has to improve his footwork and technique in pass protetction if he wants to be the full-time starter.

5. Brandon Harris- From the looks of it, Harris is going to be our #2 CB. Jason Allen had a decent year for us last season, so he'll be battling with Harris for that spot. However, I think Joseph's love for Harris will ultimately decide the outcome, as will camp. Harris is good at everything. He's not great at one thing, but good at everything. He has the instincts, the route recognition, the technique, the ball skills, and the confidence to be a good CB in this league. Kareem will hopefully be a somewhat reliable CB this season, so it's up to Harris to hold down the other side of the field. He definitely has the ability to, but he has to translate that onto the field.

I would like y'all's opinions as well. Maybe not this long of a post, but some detail would be nice.

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Is it me

Or has their readership dropped a bunch since they got rid of VY?

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by tehGrindCrusher on May 11, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

All the piece of shit UT fans

That took up the BESF’s when that tard got drafted. Where will they go now??

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on May 12, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not true

I’m a piece of shit UT fan who even went and watched a couple of Vince’s practices…when he was in high school. I got all teary eyed when he brought us a national championship. I absolutely did not want him to be the QB for the Houston Texans. Ever.

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by papabear on May 12, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, as I've always thought...

You actually have a brain under that horrible colored hat.
I specified “POS” UT fans, that cannot fathom remaining a supporter of a team that didn’t draft their braindead will-never-be-good-in-NFL QB, so they switched.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on May 12, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I freely to admit to being a piece of shit and a fan

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 12, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, not in THIS instance, you're not.

And that’s final, mister.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on May 12, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

good god that's atrocious

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by papabear on May 12, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know I'll get flamed for this....

but I could tell VY was a head case while he was still at tu. I probably couldn’t find film clips even if I tried…..so I’m not going to, but I saw him need to be coaxed back onto the field by the QB’s coach a time or two (in the same game) when he took a particularly hard hit.

I also saw him sulking more than once about a bad throw or a run he was sure should have gone further when he took off running…..if someone would have only blocked for him. Ummm, hello, McFly, you took off running ‘cause the pocket was collapsing around you….usually means there ain’t a whole lot of people in front of you to block for you.

Another thing I saw, and I will admit this is a purely personal reason, but that ?smug? little high step he did when he ran out of bounds to avoid getting hit just grated on my nerves. Like a little kid going neener, neener, you can’t hit me.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 12, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw some immaturity for sure

…but nothing that made me think he was going to have his head coach call the cops and put him on suicide watch.

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by papabear on May 13, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't expecting that either....

but the rest of his shenanigans I fully expected due to seeing them in college. And I wasn’t sure how much was immaturity and how much was just who he was.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 13, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The most telling Radio moment for me was...

…a point early on in Radio’s tenure at UT that there was a conflict due to Mack Brown expecting some maturity and discipline in practice and when Radio and some of his spoiled buddies rebelled… Mack Brown relented. I still remember the NAUSEATING television interview that Radio gave where he sagely opined something to the effect that Coach Brown had just had to learn how to deal with this new generation of athletes. I really wanted to see someone smack the smug prick with 2×4. However, this is one of the rare instances where the result of immaturity and coddling is right there on a national stage for all to see.

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by DilloTex on May 13, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I rec'd this for the hilarious VYgina article

which is still only half as funny as the comments there.

by WhiskeyR on May 12, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know...

I know PB, and I was embarrassed to read that from him.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 12, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here re: embarrassed

PB has almost always kept an extremely even-keel & fair approach to his articles an the BON site in general.

But he has a raging hard-on for VY that has carried over into the NFL, and it has left him grasping at the Win column for straws to fight off the VY critics.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on May 12, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I agree on disliking Myers and I’m actually hoping both Caldwell and Briesel succeed that way Smith can play Center.

Quick realization about our D-Line, 2 of our 3 down linemen were TEs. Plus one of our OLBs. Does that solidify the joke yet?

I think Cushing contributing would be tops on my list. I still consider him young and without him improving this D is gonna be hurting. He needs to be a big time play maker again

by Its Gonna Happen on May 9, 2011 12:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

2 of our OLBs

Reed was an H-Back/TE

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 9, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Meyers played damned good football last year

The year before was bad

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by Barryfromtexas on May 9, 2011 12:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Myers

Gave up 1 sack and 3 QB hits last year, but elite level numbers. His 16 QB pressures allowed was much more pedestrian, but when you add his run block ability, the man is an elite C in this league. The only clear upgrade would be a Mangold, who doesn’t fit our ZBS.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 9, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oops

*both elite level…

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by bigfatdrunk on May 9, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow... Pretty good for a Kris Jenkins sock puppet...

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by DilloTex on May 11, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think getting rid of Alex Gibbs helped a lot.

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by tehGrindCrusher on May 11, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice post.

Rec’d accordingly. Can’t disagree with you on the O-line; but that mediocrity works together seemlessly. I’d love to see Caldwell contribute and become a mauler at RG, but Brisiel is certainly serviceable.

I’d replace Mitchell with Cushing, though. Between Cody’s reps in running situations and Watt or Smith moving inside on passing downs, I don’t think Mitchell is likely to see the field very often. On the other hand, Cushing has the potential to be the best player on this defense if he can regain his rookie form, and he’ll be a major determinant of whether or not we get gashed by the run like so many new 3-4 defenses do. His ability to blitz is also going to open things up for our SOLB, as offenses won’t know who’s coming.

by Nashmeister on May 9, 2011 3:02 AM CDT reply actions  

These guys are important

but to me, having DeMeco and Barwin recovering from their injuries would be #1 and #2 on this list. I think your thinking more along the lines of who needed to up their skill levels rather than contribute, but getting those two back, and having a decent scheme, and getting some contributions from your list + the rookies + Cush would be huge.

by BleachBum on May 9, 2011 9:15 AM CDT reply actions  

At the risk of beating a dead horse

I’d rather move Jason Allen to FS than Quin, but maybe bring back Allen and have him and Quin BOTH move to safety… Allen actually has experience at FS in the NFL and wasn’t all that bad, he just got replaced by a younger player drafted by the current coaching staff and found himself in the position of being a reserve making starter pay so was cut.

by Bryan72076 on May 9, 2011 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't mind that move at all

But you can beat the dead horse at your own risk

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by The Night Owl on May 10, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amobi Okoye

Needs to step it up, so long as he’s still a Texan. Will he play is another question. He may be the guy off the bench if someone gets injured or winded. I think his chances could be slim until then.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 9:28 AM CDT reply actions  

Bumped To Front Page

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on May 11, 2011 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

I highly recommend doing the same for the FanPost regarding the 2011 Texans Cheerleaders.

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by Shake on May 11, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Second that

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want the "House Of Pain" back

Do you remember those years? I hope Wade can bring that back to H-Town

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:03 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

ummmmmmm

NO

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well we do need a name for our defense

something to fit our personality. We should have a contest to pick one.

by BleachBum on May 11, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially if we bring in Eric Weddle & Blaine Sumner

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

If only Foster was a LB

Then we could call it “Arian’s Nation”

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Blue Monster

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

The White Monster

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gang Bangers with speed

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The White Wash

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Hit Squad

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

The Hick Squad

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's might white of you

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

mighty* white of you

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are we doing?

Trying to name the Defense after the three white guys that play on that side of the ball? Okay, I’ll play along with you on that. Why don’t we call it,

We’re Pink In The Middle and a Little On the Outside

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going with that

“We’re Medium, as in Pink in the Middle”

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kind of a double entendre, if you know what I mean

Medium like a steak, but also medium as in not exactly scorching the offenses they play against.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

i gotcha...

which sucks cause medium steaks are good.

by southpaw70 on May 11, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inconceivable

Blind fandom is all I got left. That and this bottle of Clorox. And this Drano. And this lamp. And this paddle ball game.

by LoneSpot on May 12, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on May 12, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

How about Red Alert (incoming)

by BleachBum on May 11, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather nickname our defense when they're at least mediocre

Unless its like one of those things where a right handed batter is called “lefty”. Because as of right now, our defense absolutely blows and we’d need to name it something in accordance with that.

by WhiskeyR on May 11, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're saying as of last year the defense was "Hurricane Frank Bush"

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, Frank Bush's scheme blew harder than a hurricane, so it seems fitting

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about, "The All-Wet Defense"?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think water "covers" better than our CB's did last yr.

Just ask any of the city’s along the Mississippi River right now.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 11, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh, yes

but, water runs off, too.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

But it can stick around for a while before it does

Also it can knock you down or slow you down

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you don't believe me, believe the master

http://youtu.be/iO3sBulXpVw

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeh and that Mississippi water will prolly stick to you as it picks up stuff along the way

The floods are bad, folks. I don’t mean any disrespect to the people in the way of this thing. It’s bad. I hope everyone prepares as best they can and follow the directions of the authorities when they ask you to evacuate.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't mean.....

any disrespect either. Was just sayin’.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 12, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

God, I'm dreading if those refinery rigs between Baton Rouge get shut down

I don’t know if I’ll be able to afford gas if/when that happens

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wade Motor Sports

Closest thing to NASCAR on Turf

My name is Barry - I am from Texas

by Barryfromtexas on May 11, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I have to admit, I like this one.

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by Schlauton on May 11, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured there has to be a way

to get the high motor stuff in there

My name is Barry - I am from Texas

by Barryfromtexas on May 12, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cracker Jacks???

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by Taco Joe on May 12, 2011 3:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

w/peanuts and a prize...

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by Rip Jersey on May 12, 2011 6:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

of course rip

and not the cheesy prizes you get now… rub on tattoos come on!!!

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by Taco Joe on May 12, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've tried to get people to refer to Reliant as the "thunder dome"

…but mainly because I want Toro to carry around a midget on his back master blaster style.

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 12, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Battle Ready

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 11, 2011 5:25 PM CDT reply actions  

thats good

quite a few interesting ones in here already. Cant wait to see what everyone else comes up with

by BleachBum on May 11, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but if our defense gets any more white boys

Maybe we could get that Clorox sponsorship after all

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 11, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Assuming we don't get a FA CB

Is moving Glover Quinn to FS something that will help the secondary or hurt it – what do you guys think? If we have no one worth taking his place at CB (he is our best CB by far), is the move to FS still a good one?

by WhiskeyR on May 11, 2011 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I think not.

I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it. We know he’s capable of playing CB at a respectable level. By moving him, we wind up going into the season with four holes in our secondary. He might pan out… So might Kareem, Harris, etc., but you need to have somebody there who you know you can rely on. And if he doesn’t have deep speed (ditto for Kareem), then what better way to solve that than by splurging on a speedy center fielder to back them up? Seems like a risky way to apportion limited talent, and a poor financial decision as well. If you leave him at CB and sign Weddle, you’re looking at $7 million per year; but move him and try to find a CB similar to Weddle talent-wise? That’s $10 million+.

by Nashmeister on May 11, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

He may be our best CB,

but he cannot handle playing outside.

He’s only good as the Nickel CB.

He needs to be moved to FS.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on May 11, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly

Didn’t we draft him to play safety we just ended up playing himat corner because we had Fred Bennett and Demarcus Faggins playing corner? (In other words no better options) I really like Quin at the FS like has been said his speed is not the best, but he does flow towards the football aside from a flukey play in j’ville he has some fantastic reading skills and flow to the football.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

by Ryan Perrio on May 14, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Speed isn't everything, like Al Davis thinks it is.

GQ has very good instincts, and I think that will overcome his average speed, as will his above average cover skills from playing CB.

I’m very for this move.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on May 14, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also... moving a 3 day old post to the front page

a hint at who wins out for the BRB gig and company car?

by WhiskeyR on May 11, 2011 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

FYI

The company car sits on blocks in bfd’s front yard

My name is Barry - I am from Texas

by Barryfromtexas on May 11, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yep

It’s a 1982 VW Westfalia, and my father in law lives in it.*

  • Yes, I own a 1982 VW Westfalia and my father in law lives in it. Both are true statements. Sadly.

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by bigfatdrunk on May 11, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

That's not embarrassing to say the least

what turns bfd red is when he gets out and stands up in his holey underwear and shaves stooping over looking into the sideview mirror every morning…. on the roadside.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha... we all have to give BFD props

He foes a great job of both taking abuse and dishing it out to himself. In all seriousness, it takes a very rare and secure individual to be as fun as he is.

by WhiskeyR on May 11, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Of course, bfd met his father-in-law before he married his wife

so, he had some forewarning. Holidays were a little uncomfortable when his future FIL would dress up as Santa for every holiday and he’d ask all the kids to sit on his lap and tell him what they wanted. Finally put a stop to that when he outgrew the Santa suit and things were popping out in the wrong places…

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

You. Are. Such. A. Hippy

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

always a doubter in the crowd

“Fudge Crumble” …..since we’re delving into desserts.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I nominate "Cobbler Defense"

Since Wade has to cobble his defense from what he has available…only difference is no vanilla ice cream a la mode.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 11, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about some melted mini marshmallows?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh bfd...

Eugene Wilson and Zac Diles aren’t starting….that’s your proof that it’ll be somewhat better.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on May 11, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiddy porn! Kiddy porn!

Careful, you’ll get BRB shut down as an “unsavory” web site. lol

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on May 12, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've heard...

…that we already are distressingly high on the hit list if one is foolish enough to Google the phrase: “Fillipino Tranny Porn”

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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by DilloTex on May 12, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope...not BRB

That was the mythical DGDB&D site that earned the honor you speak of. But that’s mainly because Jordann was there.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on May 12, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah thanks for the clarification Shake...

I hate it when I garble a story. That is still pretty funny, tho… and a bit scary considering…

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on May 12, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

"scary" doesn't even begin to describe it...

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on May 13, 2011 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

love it.

But we need to be prepared with a decent nickname if they do manage to be decent

by BleachBum on May 11, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win.

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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

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by tehGrindCrusher on May 11, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Quiet Storm

untill they make some noise

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 13, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would like to add a name that I would like to see on this tip five list

Mark Herzlic

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on May 11, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I would hope to add Blaine Sumner to that list as well

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 12, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know Herzlic is a great story and I would love to see him stick on an NFL roster

If he did end up on the Texans I would damn sure be pulling hard for the guy…but he didn’t get drafted for a reason.

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 12, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that reason was cancer

He’s still recovering, but that means his upside could be huge. He was a first round prospect before cancer

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on May 12, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

He played the entire 2010 season though

So it’s not like the kid from TCU where teams don’t know what’s going to happen. With Herzlic he’s already made it back to the field and had a full season to show himself on tape. Sure, he probably wasn’t at his peak physically after going through the cancer treatment in 09, but it’s not like teams don’t have any idea what he can offer.

I know virtually nothing about him as a player. Maybe if I had watched him play I would be making more noise about how we have to sign him. Like I said I want to see him make a roster somewhere. I just think the “great story” part has some people getting a little too carried away.

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 12, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Random question but,

When the hell are the new Texans jersey numbers going to be announced.I mean I keep going to other blog sites of new jersey numbers,and for fuck sake I want to know..

1017

by TexanZ 1017 on May 11, 2011 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Watt is #99,

Harris is #26, Reed is #57, and the others I do not know about.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on May 11, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scratch that.

Reed is #58.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on May 11, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say Brooks Reed and Connor Barwin fall more into the "must produce" category than Brandon Harris, our, at best, Nickel CB.

Welcome to Houston, J.J. Watt, Brooks Reed, Brandon Harris, Rashad Carmichael, Shiloh Keo, T.J. Yates, Derek Newton, and Cheta Ozougwu!

by krkenney on May 12, 2011 1:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Harris is more pro ready than Reed is.

Reed didn’t even play DE that much in college, and now he has to convert to OLB.

Harris is a very versatile player. He can have success playing inside or outside. Who knows, he may even come out of camp or Pre-Season being the #2 CB, maybe even #1. Depends on how much progress Kareem has made, and how much Harris will dazzle.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on May 14, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kick ass!

Congrats!

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by bigfatdrunk on May 12, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on May 12, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is great!

Yeo – he now gets the company car

My name is Barry - I am from Texas

by Barryfromtexas on May 12, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

he has done this before

he takes a lot form BRB. Kerns and Rivers were in the last couple.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on May 12, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

true but it legitamizes...

our pointless banter!!!

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by Taco Joe on May 12, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congratulations, there!

Well done!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

Oklahoma City Plunder delenda est.

by UprootedTexan on May 12, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congratulations and rec!

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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by DilloTex on May 12, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right On!

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on May 13, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

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