Oh, hello. I didn't notice you sitting there, staring at your computer. How terribly rude of me! I do so apologize.
Say ... as long as you are here, perhaps you could help me with something. You see, I am tasked to write this weekly mailbag post here at Battle Red Blog. I have an absolutely wonderful time doing it, but I cannot accomplish this without first being asked questions via email.
Oh, sure, I could just make up questions, but where is the fun in that? Also, I am far too lazy to consider such an alternative.
Thus, it is my hope that you might pass along a query, the subject matter of which is entirely up to you. Here are some possible topics to help you get the ball rolling: movies, lawn maintenance, the wooing of the ladies, bar-b-que, Archer, automotive repair, M-theory, home construction of a quality shiv. Also, the Texans.
I do not claim to be an expert on all (or any, really) of the aforementioned topics, but that has never stopped me before, so I don't see it being a problem this time around. So send your questions, preferably with "Battle Red Bag" or something similar in the subject line, to email@example.com.
UPDATE: I should mention that, if you include your SBN username, I'll use that in the mailbag when identifying who wrote what. If you don't include it, I'm just going to use your first name. If you don't like either of these options, feel free to include a nickname that you would like to be called.