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Tweet Recruiting: Texans Doin' Work

Cromartie bench presses players for fun. Andre, Cush & Co. have taken notice.

By now, we all know that Twitter isn't always the most reliable form of news when it is just athletes messing with one another. But when you're hanging on for any news of the lockout finally ending, it really is the only NFL info worth looking into. Especially when it is Andre Johnson, Glover Quin and Brian Cushing talking with Chad Ochocinco and Antonio Cromartie about coming to Houston as free agents once said lockout ends. Take a peek after the jump.

Star-divide

*** Apologies in advance for the horrible spelling in the tweet quotes. Strict copy & pastes ***

This all started about a month ago when 85 sent a tweet to Andre Johnson that said "I want to whoop your ass just because I can!!!" No big deal, right? So Andre replied "here u go again. When ever u ready." Again, just two guys talking mess, no big deal. But 'Dre stepped up the interest a bit when he said "u no what I have a better idea. Come play with me in Texas then we can fight everyday. Lol!" The plot thickens. Especially when Ocho replied "Okay I love this idea."

Now, before everyone turns this into a "That guy is a headcase" or whatnot, just hang on. The story isn't done yet.

Apparently Antonio Cromartie decided that he wanted to play, too, as he added "yeah I like it too. Then I can shutdown both of u guys in Practice lol.jus playing." To which Ocho quickly replied "I'm not, let's go." Glover Quin decided to join the party and replied to both guys to "come on so we can win this super bowl and celebrate.. that feeling look special last night. lets bring a trophy to Houston.."

Cromartie has been on a lot of Texans' fans more realistic free agency shopping list, even though Lance Zierlein has been telling everyone who will listen on Twitter that the team is not interested in his services. Don't tell that to Cro though. as he continued the tweetathon with "I mean I already know Wades Defense."

This looks like a layup for Rick Smith, right? Except for that whole "questionable character" thing that Bottom-Line Bob isn't a big fan of. This is where we find out just how much pull Wade Phillips truly has, if he likes him. He coached Cromartie in San Diego and he likes to bring in guys that know his system. Yes, I realize he has about 37 kids with 28 women or whatnot, but as long as they don't come running on the field during a game I could give a damn about that. I'm not stumping for Cro, but if Scrabble, Joseph, Taylor and friends all sign elsewhere, can this team really afford to be picky?

As far as Ocho goes, he's looked to be a shell of his former self for a couple seasons now. But just because he is a media darling and a funny follow on Twitter, he gets lumped in with guys that are detrimental to their team like a Terrell Owens. I say if the guy wants to come here, give him a shot in an offense that works. I'd love to see Walter in the slot with Andre and Ocho out Wide. But, that's just this lowly blogger's opinion. Back to the so-called "story."

Brian Cushing got some attention back in late May-early June when he tweeted that he was flying to New York to "convince Cromartie to come play for the Texans next season." But he also got into the game again about a week ago when Cromatie asked him what was up and he replied "I'm in Houston man house searching for you so you can move right in when the lockout ends." It's like the players are in a full-court press in recruiting this offseason. Which is smart since Rick Smith doesn't seem to do so. However, again, this is to be taken lightly, of course.  All I'm saying is that the #31 jersey is available since the team cut Bernard Pollard.

I'm just sayin'.

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Sounds good.

I’d be more than happy (although it wont happen) to acquire Cromartie,and or Ochocinco. I don’t give a shit about the baggage they bring. It’ll win us the super bowl.

by flowda on Jul 19, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

A secondary of

The Crow (cromartie), the Jackyl (kjax), the Glove (quin) and the 6th Sense (sensabaugh) doesnt sound so bad to me, especially if its our plan C..

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\\\\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Jul 19, 2011 9:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   2 recs

I'm with ya

I’m tired of “we can’t touch these guys because of their character.”

Wouldn’t want to fuck up that 8-8 train of mediocrity we’ve developed!

by Mike Kerns on Jul 19, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

The Lockout may be in full effect

but Mike Kerns is in mid-season form!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jul 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uhhh, Thanks?

I’ve felt that way for about four years now. I could care less about Mr. Integrity. I just want to win.

by Mike Kerns on Jul 19, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

The locker room is strong enough to take on a knucklehead/colorful character/whatever you want to call them or two. Cromartie’s biggest issue is that he doesn’t wear a condom…..whoop-di-doo.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jul 19, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has the same problem as almost every teenage boy in America.

And Flava Flav.

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by Jon Banks on Jul 19, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

It’s not like he’s had any trouble with the law, at least to my knowledge.

by mr.manager on Jul 19, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least not criminal law

He’s being torn to shreds in civil courts though for child support

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's had an assault charge or two as well

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on Jul 20, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Schaub have one his record as well?

Or was he never caught/convicted?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

It turns out the victim was Sylvester Stalone running around in drag

so they settled out of court to avoid a negative image for the Stallion…oh wait =P

"I'd almost rather take a shot at Plaxico" - MeMongo ROFL!

"I’m tired of "we can’t touch these guys because of their character."
Wouldn’t want to f*ck up that 8-8 train of mediocrity we’ve developed!" - Kerns

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Guys like Cromartie whatever

its guys like Mike Vick or Larry Johnson I don’t want on my team

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Jul 19, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome and rec'd
I’m tired of "we can’t touch these guys because of their character."

Wouldn’t want to fuck up that 8-8 train of mediocrity we’ve developed!

That might be worthy of a forum sig my friend!

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

a sig for a day at least...

"I'd almost rather take a shot at Plaxico" - MeMongo ROFL!

"I’m tired of "we can’t touch these guys because of their character."
Wouldn’t want to f*ck up that 8-8 train of mediocrity we’ve developed!" - Kerns

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Something tells me Jason Allen will beat out Kareem for the #2 CB spot

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was thinking that too.

by Bobbythegreat on Jul 19, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should be able to easily

If he doesn’t that hopefully means Jackson has made significant strides

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by AllenOU on Jul 19, 2011 9:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It seems almost everyone forgets about Allen

But he has shown he was better than Kjax last year – and I believe he will improve this year

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

by Barryfromtexas on Jul 19, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's not forget Allen had 6 INTs last season

3 with the Dolphins & 3 with the Texans. That’s a pretty good year for a DB in my books

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not too shabby

Especially for playing in two different defenses

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

by Barryfromtexas on Jul 19, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

this should be rec'd as many times as SBN will allow.

I'm looking forward to bigger and better things from the Texans this year... I've decided to start fresh and refocus on the things that matter... thats right... I speak of SKIN BLEACH! no need to burn your throat.. it can't feel it anymore anyways! apply directly to the skin or eyes and let the mind blowing pain steal your focus from the disaster on the field!

by BattleRedHusker on Jul 19, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that it will Brandon

by mid season.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he'll still be the nickel by then

Which also means Kareem will be competing with Carmichael, McCain, & McManus for the Dime spot, and for roster spots for that matter. I think there’s a good chance Kareem will be gone within the year, possibly via trade

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think Kareem will be traded.

I hope he earns that first round pick used to get him, but I think Brandon will earn his second round pick value first which will bad for Kareem if we do get a top FA CB.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we do pick up another CB

Look for either McManus to end up on the practice squad, or for at least one DB to end up stashed on the IR with some random injury

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

or for at least one DB to end up stashed on the IR with some random injury

Molden?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope Brice does

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wade & Vance Joseph like him too much

They say his mistakes are correctable with better coaching

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vance also thinks he is better that Quin.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hadn't heard that one

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

by Barryfromtexas on Jul 19, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it somewhere

think it was ESPN it was a quote.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't doubting you

just was news to me

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

by Barryfromtexas on Jul 19, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't think you did

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did too

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jul 20, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll be cut before then

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll be injured before they have a chance.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's spent enough time on IR.

Mike’s right. If he’s not cut now, it’s gonna take a gallon of friggin’ holy water to get Molden off the team.

As for who DOES go on IR…Brice McCain, come on down! You’re the next contestant on “Wheel of Injured Reserve!”

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jul 20, 2011 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

come on really?

one bad rookie year under a bad coordinator and now he’s not even making the roster? Seriously, he isn’t going anywhere and he’s going to play. I mean Okoye is still here.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 20, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

If Wade doesn't like what he sees, he has no attachment to him to keep him around

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't

going to throw away their first round pick after a bad rookie season. He’ll get a couple more seasons to develop.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 20, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

One more at most

If he doesn’t look like he’s making improvements in his game or others surpass him on the depth chart, they’ll cut him loose or try to trade him to make cap room

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Favorite part

Yes, I realize he has about 37 kids with 28 women or whatnot, but as long as they don’t come running on the field during a game I could give a damn about that.
I just want improvement. If he knows the Wade’s defense why not give him a shot? The faster the players learn the defense the better our chances of winning the AFC South get.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Needs moar Nnamdi

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by Jon Banks on Jul 19, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

He Who Shall Not Be Thrown At?™

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by Jon Banks on Jul 19, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He Who Shall Be Paid.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

My money is still on Philly landing him

They can pay him and a guy like him could be enough to get them to a Super Bowl.

by Mike Kerns on Jul 19, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is if they don't get DRC from the Arizona.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the rumors are true

Arizona will try hard to get Kolb which would leave Houston as Favorites to land Nnamdi…as long as they are willing to pay.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think we will be

Too many other spots to fill to tie up $17-19 mil a year on one player. Cromartie is the best bargain option

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Dallas can make roster moves to get some playing money

we better too.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slaton & Okoye will be the first casulties of that move

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope that we somehow trade OD

I mean we really didn’t need him last year and the money spent on him coud have gone to Vonta and other players

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear Seattle needs an upgrade at TE

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

The Hawks are pretty good at TE with Carlson. Their passing game has just been crap for the last couple of years so you couldn’t really tell.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jul 20, 2011 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

So you're telling me you wouldn't want OD on your Seahawks?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never said that.

I just don’t think it’s that big a need in Seattle, especially considering their offense has just been rebuilt with a greater emphasis on the running game. There’s not likely to be a lot of throwing this year.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

You don't think whatever QB will be playing there wouldn't want an OD type of TE just in case?

I’m sure Pete Carroll would mix in some throws now & then

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah... who is GlassyBack's backup?

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jul 20, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Charlie "Clipboard Jesus" Whitehurst.

Hence the bolstering of the running game.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jul 20, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's see after the Free Agent period

Leinart might be on their menu…

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jul 20, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean we really didn’t need him last year and the money spent on him coud have gone to Vonta and other players

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 20, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Slaton is cheap

If he is cut it won’t be for the money.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 20, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Studdard will be another of those casualties

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

If he's not

He’s a former 6th round draft pick. Dirt cheap.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jul 20, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I noticed that as well

Which is a shame, cause he’d be even more dangerous with Patrick Peterson across from him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

But they do need a QB for Larry.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may be crazy for throwing this out there

Terrelle Pryor maybe???

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

…you’re crazy.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I'm also able to make people in Dallas buy the fact that they're now considered South Oklahoma

without them getting angry as well. There’s a thin line between crazy & genius, I just bounce back & forth over it pretty often

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

But that Pryor line

Why?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cause he's cheaper

He’d probably cost them only a 3rd or 4th round pick in the supplemental draft

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he can't throw

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

He can throw

Throwing accurately, that’s another question. Take him & sign Donovan McNabb to mentor him up a year or two, & that might make a difference

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crazy, but I like it.

One less obstacle for the Seahawks.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

by UprootedTexan on Jul 20, 2011 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

can we get drc

for matt leinart? Lol

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by Taco Joe on Jul 20, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only if Vick suffers a career ending injury, Schaub gets hurt, & Leinart does his best Matt Cassell impersonation

Then we could get him from the Eagles

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

For failing to mention Nnamdi more than 10 times.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Jul 19, 2011 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of you

Looks like you’ll be needing a new name soon

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know.

But I’m not going to change it though.

Pollard is still one of my favorite players, even if he can’t cover a TE to save his life.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Jul 19, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets go planking!

I see myself as an entertainer and an Icon. Oh and C finnegan can go fuck himself

by AllenOU on Jul 19, 2011 10:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I patiently await

The first photo of someone being murdered by planking. Dumbest internet thing ever.

by HoustonDiehards on Jul 19, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

just the latest "why are people playing along with the stupid shit" fad

It wasn’t ever funny. I have no idea why it still keeps popping up. The fact that it lasted longer than a week makes me weep for society.

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds

by papabear on Jul 20, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

You do loves you some you...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jul 20, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

scrabble was considered a bust for 3 years

not saying kareem = scrabble but you got to give the player a chance with a good d coordinator.

by Jibska on Jul 19, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I know that

I’m just hoping he lives up to that first round pick, but feel that Brandon might be better and develop faster.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

He can’t be worse. He just cant

I see myself as an entertainer and an Icon. Oh and C finnegan can go fuck himself

by AllenOU on Jul 19, 2011 10:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Chad is as responsible for the BS in Cincy as the guys who have gotten in trouble with the law.

He’s not nearly as valuable as other FA WR’s on the market right now. Not to mention he’d probably play any where other than Cincy so I don’t take his comments as anything more than just more shots at his coach and owner.Which BTW is probably a turn off for Bob McNair. Not to mention we don’t need him since he doesn’t bring any real improvement to the position.

Cromartie is very inconsistent and has a knack for giving up big plays in critical moments. Along with not talking, taking plays off, and dropping INT’s. There’s a reason SD demoted him to the number 2 spot than let him leave. He’d be the Texans number one because we have no depth at CB. I’d love him as a number 2 CB though.

No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.

by Ethan Matz on Jul 19, 2011 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I sort of disagree on CJ

I think with Andre here he could be a great #2 for a season or maybe two at most.

Can’t disagree on cromartie, but I’d still love him here. Him and Allen as starter are better than we’ve ever had IMO

I see myself as an entertainer and an Icon. Oh and C finnegan can go fuck himself

by AllenOU on Jul 19, 2011 10:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cromartie

Is a good cover corner, but he’s such a contact-avoiding pussy, and I hate players like that. Unfortunately he’d be a perfect fit for us though, so even though I think he has Ike Taylor-esque FA bust potential (good front 7 ahead of him and good secondary play, and will have NONE of that in Houston), I’d still roll the dice on him and his nonsense. Obviously prefer Joseph though.

by HoustonDiehards on Jul 19, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Jul 19, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he’s such a contact-avoiding pussy

Does Nnamindi do much in run support?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Jul 19, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think his run support has gotten better these last few years.

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by Joe25 on Jul 19, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well he does take their #1 WR away

So that does mean one more guy to focus on the run instead of worrying about having to cover over the top for him

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that really relevant?

(His tackle totals vary from 20 to 60 IIRC)

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by TexansDC on Jul 19, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said, he's a perfect fit

I’m just saying – my preference – I don’t like contact-avoiding pussies. Cromartie has been spotlighted at least twice in games for purposely avoiding contact – once inside the red zone on a play that ended up being a TD if I’m not mistaken. I don’t like players like that – but his coverage ability of course would be a godsend to the Texans.

Again, just preference. He is a contact-avoiding pussy… but he clearly does not avoid contact WITH pussies. Ahem.

by HoustonDiehards on Jul 19, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't Eric Weddle whiff on that tackle on that play as well?

Yeah, he'd be a perfect fit here too

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by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yet, the end result is the same

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

by Barryfromtexas on Jul 19, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need DBs who primary concern is not getting beat deep or shredded over the middle

As long as he can deflect or intercept passes, I could care less about how much he avoids contact. Hell, I prefer that he avoids contact so he’s not getting pass interference calls against him

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by The Night Owl on Jul 19, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agree

As I’ve said – he’s a perfect fit. I’d like to see him here. Just don’t like physically soft guys. Doesn’t mean he can’t play. (Deion Sanders comes to mind).

by HoustonDiehards on Jul 20, 2011 8:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agree

As I’ve said – he’s a perfect fit. I’d like to see him here. Just don’t like physically soft guys. Doesn’t mean he can’t play. (Deion Sanders comes to mind).

by HoustonDiehards on Jul 20, 2011 12:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait, how could you AllenOU'd yourself more that three hours apart?

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by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Skill

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jul 20, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That - or one really f*cked up connection

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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 20, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm dying here in laughter

AT&T hosed a web-ex I hosted for work earlier and I thought to myself; “well at least I can blog with confidence….”

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by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Thats ONE play of weddle's

He is a better than average safety, and he is only 26! He is in his prime right now

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by AllenOU on Jul 19, 2011 11:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This.

Weddle’s age is the key.

by ahem! on Jul 20, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

dang good point!

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by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

blah

I don’t like low character guys myself, but I’d be ok with the babymaker as a fall back option. As far as Ocho, he isn’t a deep threat anymore so I don’t see what role he serves for us. Signing him would mean not signing Jacoby, and JJ is more of a big play threat than Ocho, even if he will drop a couple of them.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 20, 2011 8:46 AM CDT reply actions  

I think

Chad Johnson would work really well as a distraction #2 kind of receiver, at least for a year. I would take him over JJ any day of the week.

by Bobbythegreat on Jul 20, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

why

Jacoby is faster and more of a down field threat than Ocho is. He is basically a possession receiver at this stage of his career. Personally I don’t think Ocho does anything that Andre and Kevin don’t already do and letting JJ go to sign Ocho would be counter productive imo. If we are going to bring on another WR it needs to be a downfield threat with better hands than Jacoby.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 20, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think you under rate

what he could be, he isn’t a #1 WR anymore, but I think he could and would be a really good #2, he still commands attention from the defense and would stretch the field. I think if we had Johnson and Johnson running routes both commanding extra attention, it would open up the middle for OD, and if they didn’t then either of them are more than capable of burning any team’s #2 CB.

by Bobbythegreat on Jul 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I must not be watching the same Ocho I guess

Because I don’t see him stretching the field anymore at all. He still excels at the short to intermediate stuff with his skillset, but we already have that, we need a burner. Ocho was badly outplayed by TO last year, I think putting him on a team with a better talent already in place is going to make him unproductive. Most of the ppl on this site complain about Walter because he isn’t fast enough in their opinion, I don’t see how Ocho would be any different as a #2. Kevin is an excellent blocker and route runner. I don’t think Ocho doesn’t anything better at his age.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the problem he had

was that he was still the #1 WR in Cincy so he was guarded by the #1 CB most of the time, he was outplayed by TO cos TO was guarded by the #2 CB and he is still good enough to have flashes of brilliance against #2 CB’s.

by Bobbythegreat on Jul 20, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

whether the CB is #1 or #2 hardly matters

when he isn’t fast enough to get behind any of them. Andre is guarded by the #1 CB and usually the FS and can still get well behind them on a deep route before waiting for Schaub’s zeppelin to land. My point on Ocho is that he has lost a step and isn’t good enough to stretch the field. TO was faster than him. He might be good enough to beat the #2 CB in the middle of the field but we already have guys for that. Its not like a team’s #2 CB is considerably slower than their #1, nearly all of those guys are 4.4 guys or better. Ocho just isn’t anymore.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd almost rather take a shot at Plaxico

than Ocho. I’m not quite ready to dump Jacoby, but his consistency and hands better ratchet up early and often this season. Jacoby may end up being like Jabar Gaffney, mediocre most of the time with flashes of awesome a couple of times a season.

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh
take a shot at Plaxico

? Thanks!

Total accident, I haven’t had my coffee with bleach yet this morning.

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

man let's hope we don't have to drink any more of that starting this year eh?

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Wouldn’t want to f*ck up that 8-8 train of mediocrity we’ve developed!" - Kerns

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

…that Clorox with Lemon is pretty good in some iced tea…

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by DilloTex on Jul 20, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That needs a name I think.

Since “Arnold Palmer” is taken, how about Arnold Bush? Or Frank Palmer?

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by UprootedTexan on Jul 20, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank with a Splash?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jul 20, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

"The out 'til 2am on GameDay"?

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by DilloTex on Jul 20, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ocho's got more in the tank than Plaxico

If you had to sign one of course…

Houston wants Jacoby and Jacoby wants Houston. Seems like that’ll happen.

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by TexansDC on Jul 20, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Skill set...

Plaxico is a big, long receiver with fantastic hands. His ability to get open is about body positioning, less about speed. Malcolm Floyd has a similar skillset. 85 is more speed/agility/route running. His losing a step kills his performance.

Jacoby’s doesn’t have the hands that either of those guys have. For the record, I’m not a big fan of any of the three… Steve Breaston or Santonio Holmes, for my pipe dream, please.

by ahem! on Jul 20, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Holmes or Breaston, but Jacoby is the likely one to be here this season

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 20, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Plaxico's coming off jail time

We saw with Vick that it took a year+ to knock the rust off. Considering he’s 34…..not worth it in my opinion.

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by TexansDC on Jul 20, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah and we don't need Ocho either.

Third rated passing attack last year. Bring back JJ and fix the defense. Besides we all know OD is the number 2 option in the passing game.

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by Ethan Matz on Jul 20, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I think concerns of Jacoby's drops are not valid concerns

He rated good last season. His return capabilities have improved also. I don’t see Ocho doing that.

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by Rip Jersey on Jul 20, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would Ocho need to return kicks with Trindon Holliday on the roster?

With the new rules I don’t see KRs being all that important anyways, but I’m sure Ocho would do it if asked. This is the same guy who begged to kick field goal, i’m sure he’d be willing to do whatever is needed.

Just curious, how did JJ improve his return game? If anything, I think he’s regressed. His PR yards dropped in half with 10 less returns, his KR yards dropped a bit and he didn’t score a TD last year.

by Toolshed1 on Jul 20, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both

"I'd almost rather take a shot at Plaxico" - MeMongo ROFL!

"I’m tired of "we can’t touch these guys because of their character."
Wouldn’t want to f*ck up that 8-8 train of mediocrity we’ve developed!" - Kerns

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too much side to side juking and hesitation last year

Set him back on PR yards. He needs to knock that crap off and just light the jets anfter ensuring the reception.

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"I’m tired of "we can’t touch these guys because of their character."
Wouldn’t want to f*ck up that 8-8 train of mediocrity we’ve developed!" - Kerns

by MeMongo on Jul 20, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holliday was a late round gamble.

Remember he’s a track star who also plays football so Texans took a shot at him in case he could be an explosive returner. He looked terrible last season before getting hurt so his future may be in doubt. Unless he lights it up he may be off the team before the season starts.

JJ has seen his return role decrease because of his growing role as a WR. He caught 29 more passes last year than he did in 2009. And the drafting of Keo was not only for safety depth but I believe he will get reps at PR. Maybe KR. I’m pretty sure though Slaton won’t be KR anymore (or a Texan) so it will be interesting to see who is going to be the KR/PR.

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by Ethan Matz on Jul 20, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of special teams

who’s going to punt for the Texans this year?

by MeMongo on Jul 21, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Chas Henry should be getting a call from the Texans soon after free agency opens up

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jul 21, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I attribute Ocho's decline to Carson Palmer.

I want this guy on the team, if not to have a legit #2 receiver it would be just to listen to the guy bullshit.

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by Toolshed1 on Jul 20, 2011 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

DAnderson's cap figure

As a little used guy, is he in danger of being cut to open up cap space?

by ahem! on Jul 20, 2011 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

We need to keep the little fella he's small and white so clearly he's Wes Welker

Evry sports commentator would call him a “Spark plug” aka little white guy

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Jul 20, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

or scrappy..

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Jul 22, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on what Dorin Dickerson does.

If he really makes a leap in his ability to play WR DA might be shown the door. But to early to tell really.

No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.

by Ethan Matz on Jul 20, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

True. As much as I love DA I love the upside Dickerson has

Physically he’s a mutant. He could be a stud with some more polishing. I like the idea of picking up a decent #2 wideout and putting K-Dub in slot, I’m a k-dub fan too. Get rid of JJ and decide between DD or Da as the #4 guy.

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Jul 22, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

What about Darren Sharper?

I just heard him say that he will probably go to another team because if he goes back to the saints he probably won’t be starting.

by Toolshed1 on Jul 20, 2011 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

What is he, 35? With fucked up knees

We need to stop being cheap at safety and finally put a top ten caliber guy in one of those spots.

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by AllenOU on Jul 20, 2011 4:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He'd be fine with less than 2 mil.

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by Jon Banks on Jul 20, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not if you want him to be a starter. While he may be an improvement for the Texans, he's average at best now.

Though he’d be DAMN good as a coach/mentor.

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by Jon Banks on Jul 20, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lock to be picked up...

…or a lock to be a decent player… or both?

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by DilloTex on Jul 21, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say

a lock to be picked up and be better than what we had.

by Bobbythegreat on Jul 21, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now THERE is some faint praise...

“He’ll be tougher to beat than a traffic-cone, I betcha’!”

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