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Who is on the Houston Texans' Mount Rushmore?

I don't have to dig too deep to come up with one name, Andre Johnson. Now, give me a bigger shovel, or in this case, a bigger chisel. I'm talking about the Houston Texans' Mount Rushmore. If you started carving the busts right now, AJ is on there. He is already on his way to the NFL Hall of Fame, if you ask any fan of the Houston Texans. He has done things as a WR in the NFL that only Jerry Rice has done before. That is good company. Put AJ on Mount Rushmore. After AJ, I am having trouble justifying anyone else going up there.

DeMeco Ryans? He has been the Captain of a mediocre defense and he has done it for what I would say is not a full career, yet. His most recent season was an injury plagued season where he was out with a ruptured Achilles tendon for the second half of the season. He has doctor's approval to play, but the jury is out until we actually see him out there for a few games. Then and only then, will we be satisfied that he's back. And, back to what? He's good, but how good? Mount Rushmore good? I am leaning towards saying he is good because there is no one better on the Texans. That is not exactly a great compliment, because the Texans defense has never been good in nine seasons. Here's hoping, though, that DeMeco comes back fully and the new 3-4 scheme lights it up and we can all be singing his praises. DeMeco is a fan favorite, he is talented, and if this team attains some success while he is leading the defense, I will be nominating him for a bust on the Texans' Mount Rushmore. It is not his time, yet.

Mario Williams? He was the number one draft pick in a draft that had three at the top that were all thought to be superstars. Mario is a physical freak. His performance on the field has not been freakish, though. Don't get me wrong. Mario has been very respectable. He has played hurt. He has maintained his quiet determination as he has faced incredible pressure and expectations. I'm sorry, though. I'm not ready to put Mario's bust on the Texans' Mount Rushmore. I need some seasons of domination from him. Perhaps a new scheme and a new position will do that for him.

Matt Schaub? There's nothing wrong with Matt Schaub, except that he is not a winning QB. He is QBing one of the most potent offenses in the NFL. He is certainly a capable QB and he has the respect of his coaches, fellow teammates, and the fans. He is merely the victim of the same circumstance that DeMeco and Mario are; he hasn't won and he hasn't had a career of success.

Pre-Kubiak? Chester Pitts? He was a Texan for a long time. I can't do it. Chester Pitts held down a starting spot on a mediocre to bad team, and he never shined. No one ever talked about how Chester Pitts pancaked opponents. He is a player I would point to as playing for the Texans merely because there was no one else better. There were a lot of players on the Texans over the years who fall into that category. This Texans team simply had no success other than AJ, and how was he able to do what he did with David Carr throwing the rock? I don't know.

So, as you see, I am putting a high value on winning and there can't be any dispute that the Texans haven't won. The only player on the Texans who can overcome that detriment is Andre Johnson. He has risen above the team's losing ways and performed at a Pro Bowl level every season he has been in the game. Andre is by himself on the Texans' Mount Rushmore. There is hope for others, but this team has to win. This team needs several players to start performing at a Mount Rushmore level so they can start winning. They need support players to make names for themselves. There are players that I didn't mention above that may be future Mount Rushmore candidates. Arian Foster gave us a season of Mount Rushmore-worthy play and now he needs to continue at that level. Brian Cushing had a tainted season of success and let us down last season. To name any other names, I would have to start naming players that have never played in the NFL. Maybe, one of the rookies recently drafted will attain the heights of Mount Rushmore. Who knows? T.J. Yates, anyone?

Poll
Besides Andre Johnson, which player deserves to be on the Texans' Mount Rushmore the most?
Mario Williams
35 votes
DeMeco Ryans
40 votes
Arian Foster
14 votes
Chester Pitts
2 votes
Kris Brown
8 votes
Brian Cushing
1 votes
Gary Kubiak
3 votes
Bob McNair
17 votes
Other
7 votes

127 votes | Poll has closed

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All time Peyton Manning sacker with more to come.

Mario Williams.

No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.

by Ethan Matz on Jul 25, 2011 10:25 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I think Kris Brown has to be on there.

he helped this team collect a fair portion of its early wins and was a very good kicker while he was with us, even compared to other NFL kickers. I voted for him due to years of him being clutch.

I think Bob McNair has to be on there as well. He spent alot of money to bring football back to a football city that had it ripped away from them.

DeMeco Ryans HAS to be on there to rep the defense. I considered Aaron Glenn but he really only played for us for a few years. He was above average but nothing special. Captain Meco has been one of the few bright spots on D. Fuck Dunta (Too soon?), he’s a money grabbing fool, and other than Mario, nobody else really deserves to rep the Defense like DeMeco. Tackle machine who is the key to the defense? who else IS there to take?

In summary,
AJ
Bob
Kris Brown
DeMeco

I'm looking forward to bigger and better things from the Texans this year... I've decided to start fresh and refocus on the things that matter... thats right... I speak of SKIN BLEACH! no need to burn your throat.. it can't feel it anymore anyways! apply directly to the skin or eyes and let the mind blowing pain steal your focus from the disaster on the field!

by BattleRedHusker on Jul 25, 2011 10:27 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I voted Mario

I think he’s earned it and will continue to.

by WhiskeyR on Jul 25, 2011 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Agree with this

NFLPA: "If the owners want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot."

Players: "No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any f**king Merlot!"

by MeMongo on Jul 25, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will Demps

because his face was chiseled in real life.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Jul 25, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

GTFOH!

i hate wil demps. lol

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

by chrisd21 on Jul 29, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

gotta be Kris Brown

Last of the original Texans.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jul 25, 2011 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Toni Boselli, Phillip Buchanon, David Carr, and Travis Johnson

next time give me a harder question

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jul 25, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

needs moar Casserley

and replace Boselli with Barbaro

by Cut Block on Jul 25, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the list for Texans Mt FLUSHmore

NFLPA: "If the owners want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot."

Players: "No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any f**king Merlot!"

by MeMongo on Jul 25, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just a giant head of Dre

I will pray towards it three times daily

I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Jul 27, 2011 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

durga! lol

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

by chrisd21 on Jul 29, 2011 10:07 AM CDT reply actions  

What about

Dominick Davis (Williams)? He had three 1000 yard seasons and was a good running back until a knee injury ruined his career. I would point out that he did all that while playing on some shitty Texans teams being lead by Dom, Charley and David. Just think how good he could have been playing with the current cast on offense. No offense to Arian Foster.

I'm the best there is at what I do.

by xmant2000 on Jul 31, 2011 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

For all of us faults.....

….you have to put Bob up there. We wouldn’t be having this conversation if he hadn’t stepped up for the city.

by AstrosBill on Aug 2, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

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