2011 Free Agent Watch: Day Three (Part III)
by Tim on Jul 28, 2011 1:12 PM CDT
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PrintSources say that Jersey Mike's has pulled into the lead in the race for the right to land my lunch rights today. Rumor is that it'll be a one-meal contract for less than $10.00, with a diner option to re-visit the deal sometime next week.
Beware, though...these are just rumors, and Little Pappasito's is still very much in the running.
Continue the prayer vigil for Nnamdi Asomugha, Johnathan Joseph, and/or Jacques Reeves in the Comments below.
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Looks likely that Plaxico will be a Giant.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Texans should sign rookies.
Also, can’t wait to see some Terrance Tolliver.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
by Ethan Matz on Jul 28, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
New target
Jets releasing P Steve Weatherford.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
a punter I know nothing about?
Has to be better than Turk!
HAHA! I've drawn you all back to the top of the page! Unstopable
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
In!!!
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
The only correct answer
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Day 3, part 3
3 is a charm, we get Nnamdi during this thread!
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
I've decided that it's time to diversify our deity portfolio
I’m proposing that in addition to praising Durga, that we also now worship:
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ALL HAIL Z
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
by papabear on Jul 28, 2011 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
/signed
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I am a first time "Z" user.
It has changed my life.
by Jahon on Jul 28, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Zoltan!
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
All hail the mighty lord and savior of time.
Z!!!!!!!!
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
this is getting boring
ZZZZZZZZZZZ NOT ANY MORE!!!!!
by TEXANSNUTT on Jul 28, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now
You will remember nothing other than Z is great
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
So....Tampa Bay made an offer to Johnathen Joseph
Phillips is a tool. Well, what do you call the screwdriver that looks like a plus sign?
Yeah along with the Lions and Texans.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
And things are always at the last place you look
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
by Antho10000 on Jul 28, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have no idea what took them so long
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
Because people don't read.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
LOL
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Ha!directions to the directions?
Don’t make me laugh!
by Carter Liles on Jul 28, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't read directions to the directions either though
so out of luck there. Thanks for trying though!
I knew about it
But didn’t know it was that frikin awesome.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
with no punctuation keys on the keyboard
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
You find those AFTER the letters
so after you find “z” then you will get to those pesky critters
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Add me to the list...
of people who decided to join the fray after the last couple of days.
by McGrooth on Jul 28, 2011 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 13 recs
Welcome!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Welcome home!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Woot!
Welcome McGrooth
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm really hating Ticketmaster right now.
It won’t let me get tickets to training camp!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Same here
This is about the only thing worth being awake at 7 a.m. for
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Got five to all practices.
SUCK IT
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
that server is probably getting ass raped right now.
email ticketing@houstontexans.com if you can’t log on
took a few tries for me
But I got tickets for all the weekend ones I might actually go to
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
DA Trade?
http://twitter.com/alexmarvez/statuses/96648195559534593
Some FOXSports.com NFL news: TEN cutting Tony Brown, DET cutting Jordon Dizon, HOU trying to trade WR David Anderson. Update posted ASAP
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I said they'd cut him....
but I knew they wouldn’t stick with him. Dorin’s gotta be the 4…..rookie can compete for the 5.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Tolliver and Maehl are good pick ups.
I can see both of them pushing for a roster spot. Tolliver may already be in.
Maehl could fill a slot role fine.
DA’s making $1.4M, IIRC what bfd said, to sit behind 3 other guys…..while keeping Dorin on the sidelines. Dorin takes the 4 and a UFA takes the 5. It makes sense to develop some young guys behind 80, KW, and JJ….that’s what the 4 and 5 spots are supposed to be.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Exactly
Too much for a bench-warmer. Get a draft pick, even lower round, and I’m happy with it.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
And not to slam on DA....
Guy’s 27, 28….this allows him to have an opportunity to make his mark elsewhere cause he wasn’t going to get it here.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Yep, precisely
He deserves a shot somewhere that has shit for WRs.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Another chapter in the Denver Houston connection.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
All for Ochocinco
hahaha
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm
Mike Kerns
Didn’t see that one coming. RT @DoctorFootball: Per Alex Marvez of FoxSports.com, #Texans are trying to trade David Anderson.
Meh.
I would miss the string dance though.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe Conan will still do it
that was pretty awesome though
Conan does it all the time
It’s his dance :)
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I know. Best TD Dance Evah
me and the wife laughed our asses off at that. Too bad it was his last TD
trade anderson?? But but but.....
#kubiakbelievesinhim
by Carter Liles on Jul 28, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope somebody bites
We’re just going to release him if we don’t trade him. Maybe the Jets will take DA and his horrible contract in exchange for one of their unsigned later round picks? Haha. I’d be good with that.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
I saw it coming when they signed terrence and maehl
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Who will be competing for kick and punt return?
Name your starter!
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Yes and he's probably going to get one or both return jobs IMO.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Ran a 4.4 at his pro day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCQ-56ME8gE
Highlight video.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Getting on with life
for me currently involves mashing the Z button at BRB hoping for THE news. I know it’s sad but I love it.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I doubt
he even makes the roster.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
by DaGoaT on Jul 28, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same he really didn't impress last preseason.
Roc will probably get his spot.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Didn't impress last season?
Great sample size from which to draw sweeping conclusions.
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come on there is no way you can cut trindon and amobi.
they are still young
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jul 28, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahaha
if only there were 22 sage rosenfels out there
by gm.in.waiting on Jul 28, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
If he can actually catch the punt/kickoff
by Big T33 on Jul 28, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
my thoughts exactly Big T33
If he can actually catch the punt/kickoff
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard holliday grew 3 inches over the summer
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Big wheel to tricycle?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Jul 28, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OT
http://autos.yahoo.com/news/million-dollar-fender-bender.html
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
just finished reading that.
hope she had insurance lol
by ketchuppants7 on Jul 28, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck CBs someone get us a punter stat!
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
naw, Nnamdi!
he’s a master craftsman of designer jewelry too. He was the first to discover America, and he has a periodic table element named after him, one of the Noble Gases, asomughaium
If Scrabble played for both Super Bowl teams
They would somehow both win
wait is Scrabble competing with Patrick Willis?
=o I didn’t know.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Last I heard the plan was to never punt
“4th and 20? Fuck it, go for it!”
Oh..wait. Kubiak is our HC. FUUUUUUUUUU!!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
halfback pass.
They’ll never see it coming
"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris
by AlDe2356 on Jul 28, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Another potential target
Justin Harrell was cut by Green Bay. He’s had a lot of injuries, but he can’t spell at all three DL positions. I’d love to see if he’s anywhere near healthy. And motivated.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
He the DT for Tenn?
1st rounder right?
by ketchuppants7 on Jul 28, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to pick up Barnett too for LB depth
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I was thinking about that yesterday when I saw he was going to get cut.
He’d be real nice behind Demeco and Cushing. A lot of 3-4 experience to.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Nicely done.
- can spell at all three DL positions.
Wow.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Don't worry.
We’re very understanding of your senility.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Words are magically appearing on the screen!
Run before they kill us all!
OH NOES! ZZZZZsssss!!!!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
LOL I thought you were saying that the guy was dumb as hell
like “he’s so dumb he can’t spell DL even if you give him a hint and give him two letters”
I’m glad you just mis typed =D. I didn’t think we’d want an idiot on our team.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW
Adam Caplan
Deal is done. Kolb will sign a five-year extension for over $63 million with over $20 mill guaranteed.
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
is that more than what schaub got the first time?
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jul 28, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
John Clayton
No surprise here. Kolb goes to Ariz for DRC and a No. 2, according to sources.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
They won;t jump into the Nnamdi race either now.
Or any other CB on the market.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Zona got fleeced.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Man just getting mentioned...
Every few tweets has got me pumped, even if we dont land Awesome Muh! The
Effort is nice
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
Apparently
we are “in the lead” for Nnamdi. Whatever that may mean.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
On a funny note
Dont mess with Buzz Aldrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFO8AGMwic
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
God, Skip Bayless is just sucking Vince Young's dick
by TheDream34 on Jul 28, 2011 1:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That shouldn't take long.
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
by Jon Banks on Jul 28, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does it taste like Rich Lord's ass? (Has serious man crush)
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Jul 28, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah he believes he's the best available FA period.
He’s been a VY fan since he’s come out and is never going to admit the guy is a bust.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psWYfO7rp9A
TRINDON HOLLIDAY
john 3:16
too bad he never held on to the ball
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
OMG Bob Bradley just got fired from US Soccer
This is amazing…if we somehow get nnamdi now I will no doubt jizz myself
by A Mar on Jul 28, 2011 1:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Not surprised.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I honestly am shocked he was fired
I don’t expect the US Soccer Federation to ever do anything right
by A Mar on Jul 28, 2011 1:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We're only halfway there
They still have to hire someone! And Gulati is a corrupt tit, so plenty of time to fuck this up.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Announcement Friday on this
Suspecting they will announce new coach.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Heard they were doing it later on today.
And whoever it is, will be judged quickly. Especially with a game against El Tri coming up.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Did anyone else not get a huge kick out of Ching's tweet after the Bradley announcement
some days just put a smile on your face
Awesome
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
by papabear on Jul 28, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not surprised?
I’m fucking shocked. If they didn’t do it after the world cup, and they didn’t do it immediately after losing 2-0 to fucking Panama, and they didn’t do it after getting keelhauled by Mexico…I didn’t think they were going to fire him.
I’ll be interested who they get as a replacement…Is Bielsa still available.?
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
Nope.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Only a one-year deal though
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/news/newsid=1650803.html
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Ahhh yes.
Man I’d love to have Bielsa. Too bad no one on the US roster is technically proficient enough to handle his system.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
But Freddy Adu is teh future!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Most technical player on the team.
And the best player on the pitch against Panama (second time) and quite good against Mexico.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
And how dare you doubt Stuart Holden
…and his hair.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
by papabear on Jul 28, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
One player a team doesn't make
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
IT'S HOWARD'S FAULT
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
that's why needs to let his hair grow out
so we can see those golden curly locks and forget about the past ;-).
LOL I loved those insurance commercials with Howard in them.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The US had a pretty good World Cup
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
but we deserve better!
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Yes. Because AMERICA!
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I don't understand the fascination with Klinsman
He’s much more well respected here than he is in Germany
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
Low was the Thibideaux
To Klinsman’s Rivers in WC06
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Should've been gone after the loss to Mexico
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Panama 2 USA 0
I was ready for him to be gone then
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
Im very lenient on coaches.
Thought it was just an unfortunate loss. But after seeing how badly he botched up the Mexico game, I was calling for his head. Don’t care if it was Bornstein’s fault. Should’ve been ready.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
BORNSTEIN!
IT’s bob’s fucking fault Bornstein played so god damn much. Spector isn’t a better option? REALLY? Then you don’t have to switch Lichaj AND put in Bornstein GOD I HATE BORNSTEIN
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
TRUTH
Just the name Bornstein makes me want to set fire to whole cities.
by Calvin Paquette on Jul 28, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me get this straight,
you hate Bornstein?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I am too
I think blame it on the coach is often a knee jerk reaction, or a resistance to admitting the players you’ve decided aren’t good enough.
The team felt like it had stagnated to me…and it was Panama. Which turned out to be the surprise team of the tournament so it wasn’t that bad…but at the time I was furious.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
I was ready to boot Bradley after the men's world cup
the caliber of “passing” between players was just horrible. Anytime you kick the ball wildly down field and HOPE a team mate gets it .. it’s a crappy pass. That was the complete description of the men’s games in my opinion.
Any scores we made just felt like dumb luck. You can never win soccer game if you can’t reliably control the ball.
hell, I’d love to see Abby Wambach , Megan Rapinoe , and Alex Morgan show the men how soccer is REALLY played.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No the US had a couple of thrilling games in the world cup. They needed a miracle just to get out of the group
barely getting out of the group and losing to Ghana again immediately was a disappointment.
His greatest accomplishment was the confederation cup final after the win over Spain…but even then they were horrible in the group stage, and needed a miracle just to advance.
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And the most insane defending effort ever against Spain
We must have blocked 25 shots.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Haters Ghana Hate
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Jul 28, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1 kick to the balls for that
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U MAD BRO?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
ABOUT TIME
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by TexansForever on Jul 28, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
This is some funny shit here
shinguardian The Shin Guardian
If you’re in Mexico. Help us out. Look up at all the tall buildings. If you can see Jonathan Bornstein, please call 911. #couldntresist
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It's about damn time he got the boot...
With all the talent he has at his disposal and the little he’s done with it, he should’ve gotten the boot long ago…
Now the next smart move for men's US soccer is to hire the women's coach.
She’s a genius and I like her style as a coach (singing, air guitar, dancing).
She KNOWS her soccer and did anyone notice how the women’s US soccer team possessed the ball much better than the men’s US soccer team? It was sort of embarrassing for the guys —in my opinion.
Either way, getting rid of Bradley is “teh awesome”!
I could settle for Klingsmann though for new head coach for the men ;-). Or was is Klinsmann?
Thanks A Mar! you made my day!
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by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Jags signed another LB. Clint Sessions.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
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Clint Session to the Jags. 5 years, $30 million with $11.5 million guaranteed. Linebackers doing well on this market
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by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jul 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeebus.
Weren’t they not all that bad-off at linebacker going into free agency?
the Jags have a nice LB core...
that doesn’t help there DB’s that suck just as much as ours. well pretty fing close.
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
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Bills reach agreement with former Jets WR Brad Smith on a 4-yr, $15 million deal.
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jul 28, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions
HA Jets are losing weapons left and right.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
If we dont get scrabble by tomorrow I dont think he will sign with us
Cuase the media is just running away with this NY bullshit.
No
ESPN is running away with the Jets bull.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
The Texans lost free agent Dunta Robinson a year ago in free agency
Ugh…what a loss…
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Lost as in...
…kicked his ass out the door?
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Finally got all my tickets to training camp.
But I’ll be rather annoyed if these are the only days I’m actually covering them.
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Texans Shopping DA?
What do they want a bag of potato chips? He ok but there are at least 5 WR on the open market teams could get for his money and not have to give up any draft pick or players. This makes no sense?
Must be trying to rip someone off before they cut him.
Maybe the Jets will trade for him. They are down to Holmes as their only weapon right now.
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I'd happily take a bag of breakfast tacos for him
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Only if they are from Taco Cabanna
if not then i at least need a bag of mcgriddles or taquitos from whataburger.
we out bid Den for him last year
hopefully Josh McDaniels still has a boner for him and we trade him to ST Louis
So...
I’m getting a bit concerned that Scrabble drags his feet about signing until everyone else is snapped up and then he has us at gunpoint.
I’m thinking that the Texans need to be AGGRESSIVELY trying to close plan “B” (2 second tier CBs and a Safety) and if it happens then just wave “bye bye” to Scrabble if he won’t commit.
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From what I hear nobody is going to move until Nnamdi decides.
It’s not just the Texans it’ everybody else that is trying to sign one of these top tier corners.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Why wouldn't Nmamdi wait?
He knows that he will set the market. Nothing can be signed until Friday. The more he lets the media hype it up the higher the offers get. I’ve never thought we would know with Nmamdi until late Friday or Saturday.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
If I were him.
I wouldn’t care about the line behind me either. No one is forcing everyone else to wait on him.
Is that your work, MeMongo???
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Well done
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not mine but just as aweeesommmee (ugha)
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jul 28, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Still sucking Rexy's toes, I take it?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
douche?
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
go be a poster at MCM
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Jul 28, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is just like the Carmelo trade
Houston is a possibility but the media crush on New York will keep it from happening
by TheDream34 on Jul 28, 2011 2:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Houston was never a possibility
Melo wanted NY from the beginning. Similarly, Houston was never a possibility for Bosh – he wanted to play cowboys and indians with his buddies from the start.
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than the Cowturds coverage.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
You know how in games the Texans will come all the way back to where they give you hope that they will win
But then they lose and it just makes the heartbreak that much worse? Man, i hope this isn’t one of those things
This does fill like a Texans game....
We have all this hope and optimism,I keep waiting for the kick in the teeth
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
S Sean Considine going to the Panthers for 1 year.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Do we want highlights?
Or no?
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The Texans....inhale.....led by Kubiak....inhale.....and Rick Smith.....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Sounds like he can barely breathe and talk at the same time
by DerrickDoll 7 on Jul 28, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's really sad.
How could you let yourself get that fat, fucking pancakes and syrup they destroyed themselves another life.
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by Schlauton on Jul 28, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yikes
I’m starting to feel a little bad making fun of him so much because he’s clearly not going to be with us much longer.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 28, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BFD... feeel the darkness grow within you... come over to the darkside...
Meh… I’ll be sympathetic when his worsening condition causes him to stop being an ill-informed pompous ass.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
In other news
bob bradley is not the head coach for team USA anymore
Lmobardi:
In his experience, when a player takes this long to make a decision it means he doesn’t want to play for the team offering the most money and is trying to get the other team to pony up.
Gee thanks, ass hat.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Just a reminder
Lombardi is a complete tit and makes shit up all the time.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think I like your anti-tit platform
Also, there’s NO reason he has to settle today. Not a damn thing matters until tomorrow. Brandon Stokely agrees.
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Jon Banks:
In his experience, when a player takes this long to make a decision it means the commentator has to make some shit up to get the networks to pony up.
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by Jon Banks on Jul 28, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha so true
They don’t give a rat’s ass where Nnamdi goes as long as they generate their sweet ratings.
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
From Rivers
Lombardi on NFLN: Expects Nnamdi deal to be wrapped up by end of the day.
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Lomabdi says Texans are going to ah ve the msot attractive offer but
Since this is dragging on like this it may mean Nnamdi is just waiting for a nice offer from a team he wants to go to. Not 100% accurate but he said in his experience if the team offering the most money doesn’t have guy signed in a short amount of time the guy wants to go somewhere else.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Ahhh! Just Sign with Houston , Nnamdi! We
need you the most and I cant stand waiting anymore!
by FLASH94 on Jul 28, 2011 2:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
great go somewhere else.
Why pay a ton of money to someone who doesnt want to play here.
Could come here and sandbag.
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by TexansForever on Jul 28, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see that ever happening
Albert Haynesworth is the type of douchebag that sandbags after signing a ridiculous contract, not Scrabble. He’s built up too much of a reputation for being a stand up guy to have it all torpedoed now.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I am just DYIN' to see...
1) What Bellicheat does to “manage” Fat Albert…
2) Just how much Fat Albert nob-slobbering the media does when Bellicheat tries to exert said discipline.
You’d have thought that Shanahan was making Fat Al wear a clown costume and walk up and down the street from the comments that the media was making last year.
This will definitely be entertaining to watch.
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"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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I can't believe anyone would want that cancer on their team
I don’t care how talented he is.
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by UHmarko on Jul 28, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
Depends on how free agency plays out
history suggests you should have some on hand though
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Wow
You have been lurking.
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by Antho10000 on Jul 28, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome, Marko
Start with a shot and build yourself up to 16 ounce tumblers.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Welcome Marko
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
Here is how most of us prepare
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
but good point
if he wants to play here wouldnt he take the deal or ddo you think its his agent trying to worry texans into paying more?
Dirt dog pimp
Both
Nnamdi has a lot of leverage here. If Joseph and the other CBs are off the table, it’s even greater. There’s no reason for him to run out and sign a contract, especially since they don’t count until tomorrow, anyway.
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Yup... that is my concern...
I wish that the Texans would aggressively pursue the 2 second-tier CB w/ upgraded Safety option and if that materializes, just let Scrabble go play for Toe-Sucker.
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"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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At this point in the negotiation
It’s clear we have the most cash to offer and have yet to meet our cut off bid, so his agent is trying to use the Jets as leverage to squeeze every bit out of us they can. It doesn’t necessarily mean he doesn’t want to come here, but we’re clearly not his first choice so they intend to exploit the situation.
.02
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I hope so.
I think he’s just gauging his options. Pay day with a 6-10 team or pay cut and play for a team that is a contender.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I disagree
with the premise of what you are saying.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
But he would have to kno here our record might flip
And of course we actually have an NFL offense too. That should help him
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I think you are right
He might be trying to figure out if we are legit. I mean we’ve been shit for 9 years so…
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So that twitter account is fake?
The one that said his top 3 teams are Hou, Eagles, Packers?
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Cause you might wanna read somethin
You wont kno what if you unmark it
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Tay Zonday
could really give McClain lessons in breathing away from the mic
by UHmarko on Jul 28, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
Tay Zonday… a name synonymys with proper breathing techniques…
I think it’s other moniker is “Inward Breathing”… perfected by Jack Black.
Wouldn't it feel good in two weeks when the Jets come to Houston to see....
by MeMongo on Jul 28, 2011 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
To bad the only guy he'll be throwing to is Holmes.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Don't worry
The number 2 reciever will have a field against K-Jax
by TheDream34 on Jul 28, 2011 2:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What's the deal with his mouthpiece?
Nobody cares if his teeth get fucked up, he’s rich.
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Josh Innes,
You can stop telling me how the Seahawks are completely screwing up by signing some pretty good players. If I wanted to hear that, I would listen to Seattle sports radio.
You suck, and it looks like nothing can fix that.
GO. AWAY.
Yours,
UT
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I'm not a fan either
dude is terrible.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
guy is AWFUL...why is he in spoorts radio?
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by TexansForever on Jul 28, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
bleach
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LMAO SO FUNNY DOOD!
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
HAHA ROFL
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by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
bleach because bleach did the bleach in the bleach with the bleach
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Opened the envelope
THERE WERE MANY TIGHT ENDS INSIDE.
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by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and then a horse was beaten
and a hound dog got his wings
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
aroo?
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You caaaaaain't keep a good dog down.
Nooooooooooooo you cain’t keep a good dog down.
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by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
/laughing
So… are you and Nol bored with the wait?
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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I'm tired of watching the poor horse getting beaten to death
with one hand, while everyone is simultaneously circle jerking with their other hand. its just creepy
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
psst... Nol... the horse is dead... hence the phrase...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
harsh and uncalled for
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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Dude
I have this horrible feeling that he’s going to the Jets
You people have worse mood swings than Casey Anthony.
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by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I lol'ed at this
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Blame the Texans...
We are losing. Oh my god, come back! We are up by 14 and one 2 minutes on the clock! We lost…..
I am tired of hearing how good
the Jets would be if they got Nnamdi. I think the Texans with Nnamdi are better than the Jets with Nnamdi.
Well with all the hits on offense they've taken I might agree.
Although we have a lot of questions on defense still.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Yeah but I take an elite offense and
a much improving defense over an elite defense and absolutely horrible offense.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
we can run on them
that will be the deciding factor when we play them..passing against them will always be hard with or w/o scrabble..but if we get scrabble they wont be able to pass on us..id say we have a slight advantage
AJ did mighty fine vs Revis last year
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that's my line of thinking.
But it all comes back to the other corner and our safety play. And if the front 7 if as beastly as we are all hoping it will be.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
not exactly the same
but i think the way to beat the jets is the same as ravens(due mostly to ravens pass d not being as good)..RUN AT THEM..a and b gaps..seeing rex’s crazy blitz, imo, tends to confuse teh schaub..but when we just run at them we can set up the pass, cuz it will bak rex off his zone blitzs and play more man to stop the run
Last year though teams started to handle that blitz.
Texans and other teams got the better of that blitz in the second half of the game we played last year which is why jets fans have been crying about getting pass rushers. If they don’t blitz they struggle to pressure.
Plus you attack the Jets with slot and TE play in the middle of the field.Runs work to but not quite as effective.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
we r on the same page here
the pass plays im thinking are what ur saying..i said they end up in more man then we have slot or te crossing in the middle..i think we need to run up the gut on them a few times to really make this effective tho..if they are in the zone blitz then its hard to see if that crossing route will be open or not since u dont know which lb is in zone or in rush..but to me, when i went bak and watched the film schaub just looked antsy against the blitzs, jets and ravens especially
If he chooses the Jets it will backfire for him because it always does
Anything in life that sounds too good just backfires. See one “Big 3” team from Miami.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That was the Cincy receivers.
T.Old and Ocho Stinko.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I know that bitching about our lack of respect in the national media is another dead horse issue, but....
They could at least talk about how much improved Wade’s D will be if we actually sign him. I mean, for crying out loud they’ve done interviews with the Cowboys and Broncos for the last two days and they aren’t even in the running for any of the top free agents right now.
I’d at least like to hear the words “My sources with the Texans organization tell me…..”
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
That one is still too raw and painful to be a dead horse issue...
I climbed in the car today, turned on the NFL station on Sirius and am greeted with some penis-face saying “So the [scrabble] sweepstakes has taken a turn with the Texans of all teams taking the lead…”
Jackass…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Well their training camps opened today.
Just saying.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Somebody should let Nmandi know there are no Whatabugers in NY
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Aaaaannnndddd we have some of the best
Shoe Shows in the country. We have Barkley as a reference.
"When all is said and done, more is said than done". - Dan Cutler
by DevilDog1967 on Jul 28, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
AND
I hear Austin and Houston are gettin’ IN n Outs
Haven't seen that
But Five Guys are popping up around town.
12 bucks for a meal
pass
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Wasn't actually pimping them
It’s just that Five Guys and In-N-Out are the two chains that everyone seems to think are God’s gift to burger joints.
I think he's like to find a restaurant that
serves the best Fufu (sp?)
by DerrickDoll 7 on Jul 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
ARBY'S!
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
bleachie's
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
son of a bleach...
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
GEEEEEEEEZ.
this guy has got to be the best friggin’ actor on the PLANET. all you gotta do is watch “There WIll Be Blood” and “Gangs of New York.”
It's a terrible flick if you read Tammeny Hall before hand.
However, Bill The Butcher is straight many.
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
by H-town Fanatic on Jul 28, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
*money
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
by H-town Fanatic on Jul 28, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Bill The Butcher on Texans Playoff Chances
Phillip Buchanon – Traded for a 2nd and 3rd Round Pick
Playoff chances???
That’s a kill.
Jacques Reeves – 5 year $20 million
That’s a kill.
Ahman Green – 4 years $23 million
That’s a kill.
Morlon Greenwood – 5 year $22.5 Million
That’s a wound.
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
by H-town Fanatic on Jul 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone should tell Nnamdi that he will play in shithole Jersey not New York
by TheDream34 on Jul 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Someone should tell Nnamdi
that he isn’t a QB, WR, or RB so he can’t help the Jets.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
caplannfl Adam Caplan
by LanceZierlein
According to league sources, the agents for Houston Texans DT Amobi Okoye have been given permission to seek a trade.
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jul 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
So it begins.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Tim is going to be upset.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Only if they can't get a trade.
If they do trade him…I think we’ll end up seeing Scott here.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Adam Caplan
Okoye’s final year will void, so 2011 is the last year.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Ha
Best of luck with that, Amobi’s agent.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Amobi would be a great pick-up for Ohio State
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think we could get a mid to late round pick for him from sombody looking for former first rounders.
Or just desperate for a DL. Better than simply cutting him.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Yeah with that bitch snooky as his date!
"When all is said and done, more is said than done". - Dan Cutler
she should feed her mom some bleach
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lance Zierlein
by michaelombardi
@
@JasonLaCanfora VY friends were tweeting him “congrats” yesterday abt signing w/ Eagles & then messages mysteriously disappeared. #donedeal
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Ben Tate just twittered:
If we dont get nnamdi what other corner would yall like to see us get?
"When all is said and done, more is said than done". - Dan Cutler
Bleach
the answer is always Bleach
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Methinketh...
You’re not a true believer in the Bleach.
Johnathon Joseph
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
It's time to stop f**king around Bob...make the call !!!!
by MeMongo on Jul 28, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
that entire city smells of urine
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The answer is always bleach
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did we sign any TEs yet?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Bleach me please
Okoye and Anderson gone would take how much off the cap?
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
bleach dollars and TE cents
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Still not sure Nnamdi why would see the Jets the most attractive option, and vice versa
Yeah, he and Revis will be nasty, but where’s the pass rush gonna come from?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Where are the points gonna come from?
Defense is nice and all but the point of the game is to score more than your opponent not how many times you can stop them
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Seriously
points off of running back Sanchez interceptions could be enough to beat the Jets this year.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
As far as the NY hype goes.
The more I think about it it sounds like pure media hype. He and his agent know the Jets can’t offer more than the Texans or 49ers. If he really wanted to be a Jet he’d have gone.
I think this posturing is and effort to get more out of the Texans.
That or he’s weighing the pro/cons of playing in Houston or NY.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
would be like
having andre and calvin johnson. its great but if david carr is your qb what ddoes it matter
Dirt dog pimp
"Listen dawg, You and me go way back. But if you don't put this uniform on...
I’ll open up a can of whoop ass on you that even Innegan hasn’t seen!"
by MeMongo on Jul 28, 2011 2:45 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Damn Nnamdi looks tall.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Word on the street is that the new USMNT coach is
Marcelo Lippi, who led Italy to the 2006 World Cup.
by Calvin Paquette on Jul 28, 2011 2:48 PM CDT reply actions
Geez, isn't he very old?
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Not too old...
Only 63, six years younger than SAF. He’s been coaching since like 82 or 83 though.
by Calvin Paquette on Jul 28, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
not sure if thats a good thing or not
he WAS a very good coach, but he completly dialed it in in the last world cup and it really showed..his subs, starters, everything was just a mess for italia…was very frustrating to watch cuz although the team was crazy great overall there was enought talent to not have the ties and losses they did
Ahh alright
I may be mistaking him for Arrigo Sacchi.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Great.
I can’t wait to see us bunker down with 11 behind the ball. Fucking swell.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually that's a myth
Ancelotti’s Chelsea scored 103 goals in the EPL two seasons ago – a record for the EPL.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully...
Lippi knows how shit Bradley’s son is and kick his nepotistic ass off the damn team…
Hate that kid.
You are talking about Michael Bradley?
Or another Bradley I’m not aware of. Because Michael Bradley is one of the best players on the USMNT.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
every one hates on him because his dad is the coach
He’ll still be a big part of the team
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
The kid is all muscle and hustle with 0 to -80 on the touch. I’ve seen kids as old as 8 that have a better first touch than he does. Srsly… He’s not as good as everyone wants to think he is.
This is just... wrong?
He’s a box-to-box midfielder with 90 minutes of stamina. He’s also got a (developing) range of passes and better vision than people give him credit. He’s also got a cracking shot and at 22 years old is likely getting better. He also gets stuck in on challenges and wins the ball.
Sure he’s a bit of a prick and prone to a dumb yellow card, but to say he’s so bad is just… wrong.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Spot on
To me, the real crime is that no one will take a shot on him, which I think is more about his personality (or lack there of) than his skill.
by Calvin Paquette on Jul 28, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll give the kid credit...
He definitely takes up a lot of the field, but I’ve seen some horrendous passes come from him. He does have a nasty shot, but how important is that for someone who spends 85% of his time hanging out with Howard?
Again, I just don’t think he’s as good as everyone thinks he is. His creativity just isn’t there.
On this I will agree
He’s not a creative impetus. We need someone in front of him and Baby Bradley to play the Makelele / Diarra / Palacios / Sandro role.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand the MB hate
Is he a punk ass? Yeah. But he has definitely done dirty work no one else on the team will. Without him, we don’t advance to the Confed Cup final, we don’t advance to the Gold Cup final, etc.. To me, our problem is creativity and not putting players in a position to succeed. Why the hell is Deuce sitting at winger when he broke Fulham’s scoring record at forward? Things like that.
by Calvin Paquette on Jul 28, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Bradley is not that bad
he has his games where he is on and others when he is shit. But i think its cause he knows no matter what daddy was gonna play him a full 90. I think he should be on the team but not as a starter, he could be really good off the bench
by ketchuppants7 on Jul 28, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Bradley was surprisingly good as a player -- from what I saw.
There was no nepotism. He earned his spot on the team.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
good deal!
finally someone who has a clue how to win a World Cup tournament.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
i just orgasmed on a dead horse while chugging bleach thinking about this
Please don’t ask me to repeat this on air: Bears will be releasing TE Brandon Manumaleuna.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
by nolander on Jul 28, 2011 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Drink bleach...
Images will show up shortly.
copy the url of the image,
then select the “image” button on the dashboard editor of the text window and paste it in.
Sadly
the first thing I see in that picture is toro’s balls…
you have to chug the bleach before posting
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Jul 28, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
while blowing a tight end
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
we should convert him to TE
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
When i think of Okoye
I think “Why the bleach was this bleach taken 10th overall in any draft?”
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Nope.
Had the league’s worst missed tackle per attempt ratio from 2008-2010, and on a per snap basis he’s not even an effective pass-rusher.
I could see some value in him as a 4-3 DT
Hopefully he would improve there. You think he’d cost more than a 6th?
Onobun > Gates
Maybe, but only because of his age and draft position
Some will argue his lack of production on his age but I don’t buy that. Sure he’s still very young and has plenty of potential to develop into a solid player, but he hasn’t done it here and most of us are frankly tired of waiting. Plus, if he does start to produce it’ll be around the time for a new deal and I just can’t see sinking any more money into him.
I personally feel that if he was going to be great he would’ve flashed signs of it by now. Instead he’s only flashed signs of being good, and with us moving to a 3-4 he’s just eating up cap money IMO.
So I’d like to see us get a 4th for him but I highly doubt it. Maybe a 5th.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
do you forget what crappy defensive coaches we've had for Amobi's tenure?
Where is he supposed to learn how to excel under those coaches?
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
If you've read my previous posts you'll know I'm fully aware of our coaching situation
That doesn’t excuse the fact that Okoye hasn’t even come close to living up to the potential we drafted him for. I don’t care who his coaches are, most of us are honest enough with ourselves that we can admit that, just as in the case of David Carr and others.
That being said, I’ve also stated many times that in no way does that mean he can’t break out at some point, but if it happens it will most likely be a 4-3 team, which we are not. And it also will most likely be at a time that he’s due for a new deal that would pay him large money again. I for one can’t justify TWO top big time contracts for a player that didn’t fully earn the first one.
Coaching problems aside, Amobi Okoye has not shown he is top 10 talent to date.
.02
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
He is not as bad as certain members of this board will make you think
He has had some excellent games in fact. Not worht his draft position for sure though.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Insert picture of towlie..
that exceeds my computer literacy.
by SpaceCityFan on Jul 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
you insert the URL of the picture from the internet, not the picture itself
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Jul 28, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
So Amobi and DA are gone who else?
BTW CJ and the Titans aren’t even talking right now.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Here comes 3:00
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Players can now be cut.
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Is Vonta going to the Bengals?
Thought I saw something on ESPN.
by Ryan81 on Jul 28, 2011 3:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hadn't heard that one.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Serious Question
Would you rub Donkey cum on your face if it guaranteed Scrabble. I know I would
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Jul 28, 2011 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Hell no.
I may be desperate but not that desperate. There are other CB’s still on the market.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Slowly wipes face with towel, returns to keyboard
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Jul 28, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
bleach
not donkey cum, bleach. Or at least tight end cum. GET IT TOGETHER MAN.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
It'll be interesting to see if this approach works...
Sadly, I’m thinking any change will be short-lived…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I hear its good for the skin
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
I was thinking post harvest, you know, so you could still maybe live with yourself
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Jul 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't heard anything about him.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
49er Fan here
quite angry you are getting in the way of the 49ers signing Nnamdi.
But better the Texans than the Jets, I suppose. Can you imagine the media orgasm that would happen if he went to NY?
That's (media orgasm) been a topic here
Quite the fetish.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
you didnt hear?
Adam Shefter, Rich Eisen and Paul Kuharski have all agreed to take pay cuts for him to go to NY….
feet... ISWYDT
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I thought yall were getting in our way. please step aside
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Well apparently he was talking to us a lot yesterday
and now you’re today’s flavor of the day.
Damn lack of taxes!
what do you guys think of crabtree's opinion on alex smith?
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Crabtree is god!
I go to Texas Tech btw lol
by Johnson vs. Finnegan on Jul 28, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
same here!
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
There's more than one major at TT?
I thought everybody majored in Tortilla Tossing.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
you're mom majors in...nevermind
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
would it be too tacky
to point out that
your = possessive
you’re = you are
in a sports blog?
just wondering ;-)
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not true BFD
They also have a dustology program
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
Tumbleweeds 101 is considered a major weed out class
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Speech pathology brah, what's yours?
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
woah. funny
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Jul 28, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yikes
Crabtree and Alex Smith are the 2 most divisive figures on the team.
To the media, both have said it was a misunderstanding. Take it how you will, but I can see it.
Alex Smith is a really nice guy, and I can’t see him throwing teammates under the bus. Many don’t like Crabtree because “he’s a diva” but I don’t see. I just think he’s very very awkward in front of the media. Look at video interviews (if you can, he shies away from media) and he looks so awkward/uncomfortable.
I personally still believe in Smith, and that Harbaugh can turn it around. We’ll see.
Score 1 point for the Republicans
Now THAT’S job creation!
by yeshuawithajo on Jul 28, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That is what we all DON'T wan to see
by TheDream34 on Jul 28, 2011 3:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Like how Lebron and Bosh went to Miami?
Media’s gotta make money on a topic somehow.
From a Houston fan
that was like choosing between two super evils….
I see
I don’t know Texas, at all.
My image of Texas = “Dallas everywhere, except for that freak Austin”
and LA is everywhere in California, right?
by SpaceCityFan on Jul 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
oooo... major faux pas
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
The vast majority of Texas doesn't like to admit that Dallas is technically part of the state.
They’re more like south Oklahoma than Texas, from what I’ve gathered.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Jul 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's pretty interesting
Anyway, 49ers hate the Cowboys so there’s that.
by brundylop on Jul 28, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You aren't my enemy
But I certainly feel a certain sense of brotherhood with those who hate the Cryboys.
I considered you our enemy
at least in this battle for Nnamdi.
But I did root extra hard for you guys to beat the Colts. (Roomies from Indiana. Boy was I glad the Saints won the SB)
haha! so was I
mostly b/c the Colts rolled over and played dead and let the JETS into the playoffs instead of fighting hard like they always do when they play us.
For this, the Colts are forever Unforgiven.
I’m very glad that the NFL draws up schedules now that don’t allow that to repeat.
AND I felt like the Colts owed their fans better in a home game — these people braved horrible weather to come see their team win — not to see their team “rest their starters”. You can watch your team rest starters from the comfort of your warm home.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
The rest of the state voted
Dallas is now Southern Oklahoma
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
First unanimous vote in history.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Weird
Austin is weird. Please get it right.
Signed,
Old Austin hippie
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
How could anyone hate Austin?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
they live in GayStation
(college station)
by Johnson vs. Finnegan on Jul 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
he flunked outta UT?
Seriously, I love Austin and only wish I would’ve escaped Houston sooner.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
im with you on this
you still writing for brb? feel like i havent seen anything in awhile
if only there were 22 sage rosenfels out there
by gm.in.waiting on Jul 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
no bullshit.. it was great
i liked all the still blue articles
if only there were 22 sage rosenfels out there
by gm.in.waiting on Jul 28, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks guys
Now I really need to go write something:)
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
yes, I'm planning to post something soon
Just been swamped with job searches and family crises recently.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
Link?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I forgot to add a smiley
Why’d he hate it?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Apparently the people are just too weird
He’d go to bars and see people all dressed up strangely.
“It was fun and cute at first, but after 2 weeks of that it’s just tacky and sad”
What bars was he going to?
Honestly.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
This is true
Seriously, of the people I hang with here, I’m the only one without tats. There’s a real fancy restaurant up the street from us we’ll occasionally visit, and we wear shorts and t-shirts. There is NO formality to this town. You’ll see punkers and blue collar workers and lesbians all at the same table at your average bar.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
weird question!
do people where there shorts above or below their knees in various part of texas?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Worn at bleach level
I’m so out of touch with fashion, I’ve never noticed. Mine go to my knee caps.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Maybe
Could have meant Stephen F. Austin which then I can fully understand the Nacogdoches hate.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey now
Let’s leave us Lumberjacks out of this Austin hate discussion, shall we?
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
For real
We already have to deal with actually living in Nacogdoches.. We don’t need to be reminded
by D-Higs on Jul 28, 2011 4:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
AND we have to live up to actuall going to school with Chad Stanley
What can I say, he was the pride up the Lumberjacks.
(No, not really but how many other NFL players do we have to brag on?)
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
You must be thinking through popularity of sports.
Because Houston is the leader in Oil and Gas in Texas. And like most other Texas cities, we are passionate about our teams.. For example, Texans games have been sold out every year and we haven’t even made the playoffs. That’s dedication.
That's pretty cool
Nice to meet fans from another long suffering organization. (Although the niners had their glory days, that was a while ago)
We shared a special moment, your team and ours:
The Reggie Bush bowl of 2005. That Kris Brown shank was a thing of beauty.
The Brown Shank
Was against TENN and it was the greatest FG miss I have ever seen.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a great shank against TENN
When Brown sends it literally straight to the left.
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
See, the big difference between Niner fans and Cowboys fans
Is that your realize and accept that it was “a while ago.” To Cowboys fans it was just yesterday.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
They pretty much have already pre cummed
If they actually get him, the whole East Coast would go into some type of post orgasmic shock
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Seriously
I can’t believe all these “Imagine what a backfield of Revis and Nnamdi would do. The Jets would be unstoppable on the way to the Super Bowl!”
The worst part is
that once he goes to a different team, the media will be like “what a STUNNING development!”
“COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED!”
Even though they were the only ones who bought the hype.
Ummmm....
We were here first, as I recall correctly. The numbers 4 and 9 came out of the middle of nowhere yesterday… We were in it even BEFORE the lockout was over.
Weeeeellllll....
We’re offering him the most, so I call top dollar priority, cost of living priority, no state taxes priority, bad ass bar-b-que priority, and Astrodome priority.
Hopefully that huge crib he's gonna buy
will cause enough property tax to even it out.
But that won’t happen. Apparently Nnamdi still drives his old beat up car from high school.
I'm just gonna throw this out there...
I don’t know if you’ll agree with me, but Texas is technically better than NY and California… Especially San Francisco. It’s obvious he wants to leave not just the city, but the state…
Really depends on the city
Austin is the only city I’ll live in in Texas. I love SF and NY, as well. Liked Denver, and I’d move to Portland or Seattle.
OTOH, I’d never live in LA.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Jul 28, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yikes
I’ll never live in Austin agian.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Why?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
The only things
about Austin that I miss are the green belt, Baby A’s, and the track next to the river called lake Austin. It’s too small of a town for me, the entire town has the exact same feeling to it, it just gets boring really quickly.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That said
I still love visiting Austin, I just would never live there again.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Just went to the salt lick the other day.
I don’t wanna think about BBQ for another week or so.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
It's like the 10th best in town, IMO
Salt Lick is has quantity, but there are several places with better quality (if you count Taylor as Austin).
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I like the smallness aspect to it
We (the wife and kids) bike a lot of places. Love it.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
BFD I've been looking for a road bike
I for the life of me can’t find an affordable choice. Even on craigslist.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I don't know enough to help you
Sorry. A friend helped my buy mine. Basically, I was told to make sure it had Shimano 105 shifters or better. I paid about $700 for it new about 7 years ago.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
700 Dollars??!?!
You know were not all big shot lawyers on this blog right?!
Haha
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
HA!
Yeah, I got a bonus I used on it. Paid for itself several times over, though.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I could see living back in the hill country
perhaps once I get old enough, but even then it wouldn’t be IN Austin.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
nobody loves bikes and dogs
like we do in Austin!
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
Hyeah... right down the middle of the street in rush hour traffic...
Just LOVE ’em…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
The Colorado River
near downtown was called Town Lake and is now called Lady Bird Lake in honor of former first lady Lady Bird Johnson. As for Austin being boring… I have no idea how anyone besides an agoraphobic could be bored in the live-music capital of the world.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
That's probably part
of the problem, I’m not a fan of live music all that much, so having a thousand amateur bands doing shitty covers of Stevie Ray Vaughan songs doesn’t really blow my hair back.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the kind of music you get in Houston or Dallas.
In Austin we have guys like Bob Schneider, The Gourds and Willie Nelson. I haven’t heard a crappy cover of anything since I left Houston.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
I've lived there
and I have heard plenty of shitty SRV covers. I’m just not big on live music, to me it’s an annoyance, I think that the sound of my voice and that of my friends is far more interesting than any bar band.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
you just went to the wrong bars imo
but I hear ya. Well, we got tons of parks and hiking/biking trails too and we love dogs more than most. Our shelters adopt out pit bulls instead of euthanizing them like most other cities.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
Yeah that
is some of the only parts I miss and it’s why I still love to visit. I was all about the green belt and the track along lake austin.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Gourds
My favorite band of all time.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
There's actually a lot of really cool bands in Houston
You just have to look a little harder than you would in Austin.
true
I used to love me some Dan Electro’s Guitar Bar and I used to live behind Fitzgerald’s. Continental Club in Houston was pretty cool too.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
Amen
Austin for the win.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
I wouldn't mind Austin.
On the condition they start putting up some goddamn street signs.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Never been to Texas, so I wouldn't know
Nnamdi has been in California for a while, and maybe the benefit of staying put may cancel out any difference between the two.
But in terms of finances, TX probably wins.
From my experience, I’ve found CA great, but haven’t been to TX before so I have no frame of reference
Come here...
You’ll understand why Texas is the tits…
Just don’t live east of Dallas/Austin… nothing out there except deer and I-10…
Well you know....
except that whole city in east Texas that is seventy miles across…..it’s not a big deal around these parts though….
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
well our property taxes are pretty outrageous
but that’s offset by no state income tax I suppose.
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
Don't EVER go to Lubbock
never going there again even if it is another graduation for someone at Texas Tech
I was born there.....
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
yeah, to Corpus....downgrade.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
I was still like in 3rd grade.
I am now 19 and working on getting out of here.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
One Guy From Italy
You didn’t go there, did you? For shame.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I visited Lubbock ONE TIME on a university trip.
We got rain and it rained mud. My contacts hated the sand.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
ahh the mud rain...good times
good times
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I hated it.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
it's not for everyone ;)
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't like the guy
until he punched Courtney Finnegan in the mouth.
(hell if I ever call him courtland)
It's Innegan now.
Since Andre beat the F out of him.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Courntey INNEGAN.
Remember, he got the F beat out of him.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
And now that it is past 3
VY’s carrer has come to an end.
OK, we finally know what's been going on and here it is...
McNair got Gov Perry to modify the San Jacinto Monument as part of the FA deal to Scrabble. Here take a look as we zoom to detail at the top….
by MeMongo on Jul 28, 2011 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Why don't we just cut him to make cap room?
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
by Lincoln_Hawk on Jul 28, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
because he is worth at least a bleach pick
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
can bleach picks draft tight ends?????
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
of course they can
If they can’t life isn’t worth living
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Trying to steal someone's mid to late round pick.
He’ll be cut if he doesn’t find someone willing to trade.
Smart move to try to get something in return.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
cleveland or denver might give us an 8th round pick for him
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
See? Texans don't do anything until the official time
Case: Now that it’s officially after 3, they’re basically telling Okoye seek a trade because we will cut you
Bleach, bleach, bleach, bleach...
bleach, bleach, bleach, bleach…
bleachity bleach wonderful bleach, bleach bleach bleach…
(To the tune of the Spam song)
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
He will be in very intelligent and witty company
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
You pulled that out of my head.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm... and not a newspaper mark on me...
NINJA BASSET!
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Good dog.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless you play xbox live, then it is all disrespectful.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
gotta agree
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Jul 28, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
hola tacos
im new to actually posting on here… even tho ive been reading up on batte red for months now
it kept me from losing my mind during the lockout [offseason] so! bring the n00b comments
by Drunked on Jul 28, 2011 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
nope I will not say newb rec.
Damn.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
the more u resist
the more the n00b takes hold lol
Technically
Newb is respectful, n00b is not.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Really? Is there a link so I can be enlightened...
I had no idea.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Never mind... I'll google it
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Interesting...
BRB… expanding horizons and enlightening daily…
N00b vs Newb
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
How does "dork" fit in, bfd?
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I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Sancho
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Welcome, Drunked
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
thanks tim
i kinda feel like i know most of you guys from having read so much in the last months… well, the brb version of u guys anyhow
610 AM is on fire
callers and texters are ripping the crap out of J&R for being negative ALL the time on the Texans. About damn time!! I appreciate “real talk”, but these two clowns have NOTHING good to say about our football team.
They are seriously getting defensive and melting down. I hope the producer pulls their shit off the air. It’s played out the string about 400 hours past being entertaining or useful.
by MeMongo on Jul 28, 2011 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
^this
all they do IS bitch… come on… cut the shit and show a lil faith 610
they just don't understand the audience
it’s off season, heading into pre-season. This is the time when we recover from last year’s horror and start building hope.
There’s plenty of time to go negative during the season when our guts get ripped out by slow starts and heart break endings.
The problem with them saying he's going to the Jets so damn much
Is that they haven’t given reasons why he would come to Houston instead.
And Josh Innes is crap.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
There's no need for that.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not Innes
Gay slurs.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Exactly.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not that.
It’s just the term that you used to describe him.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 28, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
haaa.
didnt know this was a country club. but whatever.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
So country clubs are the only place
homophobic comments are considered poor form?
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
I consider this a locker room. I must be wrong
We have spirit yes we do we have spirit how about you.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
You are wrong
This is a place where all should feel welcome.
Believe it or not, there are gay (and lesbian) readers of this here blog.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Also women.
Ones that probably don’t like reading/seeing comments about someones camel toe.
(Not specifically at you. Just saying.)
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
or seeing constant pictures of half naked woman posted on a sports blog
for no other reason then because fuck you thats why.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
TURN IN YOUR MANCARD BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH
TIGHT END
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
But they get pictures of athletes!
All sweaty after a game. Buns throbbing in those tight uniforms. Ohhhh baby.
Oops.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I just went from six to midnight.
Is that reference allowed?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
yes, Thank you, Rivers
There are more than a few of us who enjoy respectful yet silly discourse on football. (as well as respectful and serious exchanges of information about football.)
;-)
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
So gays arent allowed in the locker room?
Thats just wrong man. Time to move on cuzzo.. I get the sensative point. I just dont want to hear any straight slurs in here. lol
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
locker rooms arent down with that either buddy
if only there were 22 sage rosenfels out there
by gm.in.waiting on Jul 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes he is.
I could think of a million reasons (not including money) he should come here instead of NY.
That would make for better radio.
Punks.
Josh Innes is crap
and Greg Cook is a mean spirited elitist.
I just heard it
This jackass Innes doesn’t stop. They just got back from commercial and he’s still going at it.
by DerrickDoll 7 on Jul 28, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
At least he finally stopped hapring on his "The fans haven't lost anything" opinion
We all know we haven’t, so why do we have to have it drilled into our ears for 2 days?
They prey on what? Pessimism you say??
In the TEXANS FANBASE??? UNPOSSIBLE!!!
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I'm going to be refreshing twitter every 5 minutes until midnight again, aren't I...
Sad that I enjoy the suspense.
I've just been running this.
Automatically updates, no refreshes required.
Though I’m sure it’s missing a few decent sources.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Braylon Edwards to TENN rumors.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
only because of Chris Johnson
He asked Shefter if they could get him
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
yeah i still don't understand how Twitter replies work.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Takes time.. just now getting the hang of it
All the @’s get confusing
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
from clayton, reason for amobi trade
DT Amobi Okoye, who at 24, is an interesting prospect for 4-3 teams. He didn’t fit in Hou 3-4
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Didn't fit in Houston's 4-3, either.
I hope they trade him to Tennessee or Jacksonville. Arian might run for 2,000 if he gets two games against an Amobi-anchored line.
by Nashmeister on Jul 28, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
best comment today!
rec’d
"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." -Stephen Colbert
I would be carefull what you wish for
Guys a much better pass rusher than he gets credit for
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
by papabear on Jul 28, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Other way around, in my opinion.
People were constantly citing his high pressure numbers early on last season, but it’s more a product of snap count. If you look at it on a per-snap basis, he’s really not all that effective.
I disagree, but whatever
He didn’t meet expectations, so people rip on him, but he was still much better than average pass rusher at his position.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
^This
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by MDC on Jul 28, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
^that
but seriously amobi gets way more flak then he deserves
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Right
Was he worth a first-round pick? No. Has he been terrible? Also, no.
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by MDC on Jul 28, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Won't Tim cry?
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Didnt really fit our 4-3 but osmebody may see if they can get something out of him.
At 24 he still has a lot of time and more experience than usual.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Adam Schefter just said the jets are the favorites :(
by TheDream34 on Jul 28, 2011 3:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
he's been saying that all day
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Guys like him won't admit The Texans look pretty good right now
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He's from ESPN
or otherwise known as the blowers of the jets dicks
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Yeah and Lombardi still saying Texans are in the lead.
Nobody knows. All we really know is that the Texans are offering the most $$$.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
LMAO this VY debate is pretty funny.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
They are debating VY?
Oh FFS.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
About the third time today.
Not counting yesterday.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
There was no debate.
Dukes systematically got destroyed by Lombardi on every phase of the argument.
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by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I loathe Jamie Dukes
The guy is the worst commentator on NFLN. He talks out of his ass all day.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
JAX gets clint sessions
im sure this has been reported already
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
They say Brad Smith wouldn't sign
because they were waiting to see what NNamdi did, and he didn’t want to wait.
If Jets don't get Nnamdi they will have lost a lot.
Their offense is going to be worse than it was last year.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
That's wrong
There was no way the Jets would pay someone 4m/yr to return kickoffs. That’s all.
Let me stir the fire.
Paul Kuharsky
Yes. right now I think #Jaguars are better at linebacker than #Texans. Barwin and Reed have done nothing. Mario not a LB. Ryans healing.
Paul Kuharsky
(2 of 2) …and Cushing unproven removed from PED case. #Texans #Jaguars
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by Jon Banks on Jul 28, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
True
Even though Paul K is a Texans hater
by SpaceCityFan on Jul 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
you accidentally some words
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Gah. Enter fail.
He’s really not, though. He has four teams to cover, and he usually gives us a fair shake.
You work for BSPN...
Someone check his tag…
I loathe it...
But I think Kuharsky gets a bum rap. Fans are always going to think that the guys they watch all year long are the best at their positions. Hell, there were plenty of Texans fans in 2008 who thought Slaton was better than CJ and MJD. When PK suggested otherwise, the word “hater” was thrown around. Maybe I’m alone here, but I think he does a pretty good job. His column is one of the first things I go to when I’m looking for news.
I read his blog...
But at the same time, he’s made it well known that Tennessee is his home state and that the Titans is the team he roots for. Can’t be a homer and non-biased when you’re covering inner-division rivals…
Certainly.
It’s where he started, and no doubt he has the most contacts there. But he seems to call ’em like he sees ’em. Hell, he was quicker to turn on Vince Young than most Houston columnists.
I'll second that. Kuharsky's ok
Not super positive about the Texans, true, but I do think he’s being honest in his opinions
I "work" for ESPN.
Kuharsky is fine.
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by riversmccown on Jul 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously
Can we just get rid of the word hater from the English language. People act like calling someone who disagrees with you a hater is a valid substitute for a well reasoned argument. Khuharsky made a valid point although I do think we have much more potential.
Calling someone a hater is what Vince Young’s fanboys resort to when they run out of excuses for his bad QB play. Or what Lebron defenders use to explain “the decision” being a dickhead move…as if calling people haters somehow makes said dickhead move OK.
/rant over
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Cush looked bad last year...
He looked lost a lot.
by SpaceCityFan on Jul 28, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe because he was switched to mlb when demeco went down?
just because he was (supposedly) coming back from using roids doesn’t mean he forgot how to pla football…
by Samarth Sulhan on Jul 28, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
exactly!
moving to MLB then back to your former position is alot to process especially after 4 weeks of banishment from being with your team.
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Well....
He was coached by Frank Bush after all
by TheDream34 on Jul 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That explains it... That explains all...
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Never try to baptize a cat.
i think
thats why alot of our talented young defensive players seemed to regress after having great rookie seasons…
by Samarth Sulhan on Jul 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
As a PSU alum I have a man-crush on Poz
but I’m not sure I agree with all that
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Can't argue with that.
Daryl Smith is criminally underrated, and Poz is every bit as good as DeMeco if he can stay healthy.
On the other hand, if Cushing can play even half as well as he did his rookie season, that might change.
Sessions isn't better
and Paul Polishguy gets hurt all the time.
apples and oranges really
comparing their new 4-3 lineup to our 3-4 lineup.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Kuharsky?
That guy likes feet more than Rex Ryan does…
what???
i could make a case that we have the best linebacker core in the nfl…thats a pretty ridiculous statement and by the end of this season, hes going to wish he took it back…
by Samarth Sulhan on Jul 28, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL I thought a fight might break out over that VY debate.
Getting so animated.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
How???
What is there to debate about??? GUH!!!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Wasn't paying close attention but most of the guys there weren't praising VY and Jamie Dukes to offense.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
pretty normal
FO doesn’t talk much and bspn is all about the east coast
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 28, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Von Miller signs.
Highest draft pick signed so far.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
No.
Not yet.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
dear sweet 8 lb 9 ounce infantile baby jesus..
first time using a comp to check the blog… even with the shortcuts its a helluva lot of info to take in/keep up with… so many comments oh no ive gone crosseyed lol
by Drunked on Jul 28, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If you're looking for Texans info
http://blog.houstontexans.com/tag/free-agency/
All our moves so far.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Well Texans fans
It was nice chatting with you for a while.
Now I’m gonna head back to Niner Nation and hope we sign Nnamdi there!
Wish you the worst of luck!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
thanks for visiting
enjoy that beautiful Bay area summer weather!
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Kelly Gregg
is a big fat guy the Texans could scoop up.
I hear the ravens are going to try and resign him for cheap.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
For BFD (you aren't likely to like this)
Houston Press article on “Austitude” and Austin’s lack of diversity despite perception
Rumors that Ocho will be traded to NE.
So much for honoring contracts.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I just wanted to say Fuck Dunta
just for the record!
Also I really hope we sign Manning not Sensabaugh
Don’t trust people named Gerald
Agreed
They have no idea how to use their ‘inside voices’. They seem to worship pancakes on top of that.
by brightshinies on Jul 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree
I’m looking for a number to complain. Especially how they went off on that caller earlier.
by DerrickDoll 7 on Jul 28, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Try some of this
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24 Greenway Plaza,
Suite 1900,
Houston, TX 77046
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Fri, 8:30am – 5:30pm
Office Number:
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
"spittle" really?
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I got it off of their website
and LOL’d as I did so
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 28, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is this Friday coming from??
Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird.
some random post citing no source
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Time for yet another new thread.
Y’all are talking a lot.
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Hey wtf Bill Simmons
Lombardi: “Yeah but recently Houston seems to be in the lead cause they are really throwing some severe money around.”
Simmons: “Hmm, yeah that would be too bad because we all know that Houston’s not gonna do anything with Kubiak around” then proceeds to start talking about the Jets again
What an ass.
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 28, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
My BP rises
when I see them doing that arm thing…
by DerrickDoll 7 on Jul 28, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Is today Demeco's birthday?
=D cool!
if so, Happy Birthday!
by BattleRedFan on Jul 28, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
So has anyone heard anything new?!?
besides the same crap about us taking the “lead” in an imaginary silent bidding war
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