While You Were Sleeping, The Texans Got a Real Safety
by Mike Kerns on Jul 29, 2011 9:55 AM CDT
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I know most of the people here were probably still awake and still hitting refresh on their Twitter accounts every thirty seconds, but a lot of people slept through the news of Houston agreeing to terms with free agent safety Danieal Manning last night. This, of course, has been met with much jubilation amongst Battle Red Nation.
Sure, Manning isn't Eric Weddle or even Dawan Landry (who it appears the Jags are about to sign), but for the price they got him for, Manning is a significant upgrade. And I realize that almost anyone Houston signed for their secondary was going to be an upgrade, but Danieal is quite underrated. Hit the jump below and I'll make my case for why this could be one of the best moves the Texans could have possibly made.
By now, we all know about the difference of signing Johnathan Joseph over Nnamdi Asomugha meant that there would be change left over to grab a quality safety. While Nnamdi would have been the average Texans fan's wet dream come true, there were plenty out there who were calling for a Joseph/Sensabaugh combo over just Nnamdi. Houston did even better than that by agreeing with Manning instead of Sensabaugh.
Manning, a 2nd round pick out of Abilene Christian University by the Bears in 2006, was inserted into the staring rotation immediately, where he compiled 4 interceptions, 4 forced fumbles and 119 tackles in two seasons before losing his starting job in 2008. A head-scratcher amongst Bears fans, he was replaced by Kevin Payne until regaining his starting role in early 2009, a role he did not relinquish again until he hit free agency this week.
With this signing, the Texans get in a safety what they lacked in Bernard Pollard--cover skills. Manning isn't quite the headhunter type, but he can still bring the wood (just ask Devone Bess). He isn't really much of a ballhawk either, but he can actually catch the ball if it's thrown towards him. Bears fans biggest complaint about him was that he didn't make enough plays on the ball. A new scheme might open up new possibilities since he will play less zone coverage, and the talent to do so is there. Teaming up with Glover Quin, the safety position is immediately a 100% upgrade over the 2010 tandem of Pollard and BRB fan favorite Eugene Wilson.
Another positive note is that we will no longer see Steve Slaton doing face plants into the 1 yard line while trying to field a kickoff, because Manning is a stellar return man. In his five year career, he has averaged 26.8 yards per return and even taken one to the house, with many other near misses. This is a monumental upgrade over Slaton's mediocre (and that's being nice) attempts to do so in 2010.
It may not be saying much, but Manning instantly becomes the best safety in franchise history without even playing a snap. He's better than Sensabaugh and better than Huff (apologies to our UT fraternity here) and having a competent cornerback playing in the same backfield should make him even better. If you still need convincing, check out his highlights below.
In the end, this has been a stellar job in free agency by our Texans. If we're actually debating between whether we should have gotten Nnamdi/Sensabaugh or Joseph/Manning, then this franchise has finally changed their stripes. I'd just like to add that while everyone is quick to heap all the praise on Rick Smith and rightly so, let us save some of that love for Bob McNair for giving the green light for Rick to spend his money. And this is coming from one of Bob's biggest critics out there. He will no longer be "Bottom-Line" Bob in my opinion.
Cheers, Bob.
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When your ass is on the line
You better be serious.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Indeed!
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“You see, I’m a guy with simple taste. I enjoy ah dynamite ‘Dre on deep routes, and gunpowder zone blocking for Foster and gasoline Johnathan Joseph shutting down other WR’s. And you know the thing that they have in common? Their cheap cheaper than Scrabble!”
by MeMongo on Jul 29, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
With better field position this year...
Our offense will score even MOAR than they did last year and the year before that. Color me excite!
I just remember Manning
back when Slaton was good, actually running Slaton down from behind. Guy is fast
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
I hope Wade is getting GM money, also.
This draft, and FA period was all him.
In Wade we trust! – Sorry Morey, these guys make moves…..now.
by SpaceCityFan on Jul 29, 2011 10:12 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Maybe in evaluating talent
but negotiating and coming to contract terms with FA’s is all Rick Smith and our VP.
Granted
But I think Wade deserves some (lesser) credit for having an overall strategy on what positions to draft for (and when) and what positions to try and address in free agency. When I watched the draft I sensed that for the first time, that the Texans had a plan…with contingencies…and they executed on it.
it comes down to...
Wade gets all the credit for us now having a guy to take charge of the DEFENSE. He is a former HC with knowledge, awesome schemes ,and a great eye for talent. For years we didnt have that. Kube does his thing with the O. the Fo seems at least to me to be a well oiled machine to me now. All working together to put out a quality product.
I was going to mention the same thing.
This FA period has Wade’s fingerprints ALL over it.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
and he is from TEXAS!!!!
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Wait wha...?!?!
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
...who can't jump for crap
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
With all these defensive upgrades,
it’s starting to look like Texans vs. Jags for the division title. And another neck surgery for the 5head.
Let's see.
Loesche, ummmm….that one guy. Yeah, I guess he is #3
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by Fox Mulder on Jul 29, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I lost it laughing...
“we will no longer see Steve Slaton doing face plants into the 1 yard line while trying to field a kickoff”
Do you remember it?
I was texting MDC when that happened & we both texted at the same time “WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THAT?!?!”
My daughter started crying
because I lost my mind screaming at the television and (allegedly) said something about Slaton deserving to be stabbed to death with a chainsaw in front of his mother.
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by papabear on Jul 29, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm preparing her for real life
by teaching her that sports is pain.
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by MDC on Jul 29, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
there is no crying in Football/baseball/softball
but there is psychopathic anger, and we are ok with that!
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by Taco Joe on Jul 29, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I am hoping
I dont get rained out tonight damn monsoon season ruining softball!
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I agree
I’m not one for coddling kids. They are much smarter than we give them credit for, and when we try and convince them everything is all sunshine and roses they figure out how full of shit we really are pretty quick.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
Shit, I just realized this will be my first football season with a kid around
Oh well… I guess she’s had it pretty good so far.
I'm sure MDC would be more than willing to give you pointers about enjoying football
While caring for small children.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If I knew anything about following advice
I wouldn’t be a Texans fan
by Vega on Jul 29, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Congrats!
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it was far worse to witness live
’skins fan next to me started laughing at me. It was too early in the game to get really belligerent so I just hung and shook my head.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
this
and that. We got the last laugh though! God it was great walking out of there with everyone so damn quite.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Yes it was!
Suckers!!
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by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I seriously doubt he's returning kicks
I can’t see a big-ticket safety free agent returning kicks. I just can’t.
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No idea at all
I assume this will be a major, Iron Cage no rules battle to the figurative death during camp.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
It's not like there will be that many kicks to return
What 1 or 2 a game?
Unless you are counting Free Kicks after safeties
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
The play on that video at in the very beginning
makes the money all worth it.. never had a safety do that before
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
First time poster
And I am pumped the Texans signed Joseph and Manning.
by BRTexan on Jul 29, 2011 10:37 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs
Welcome!
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Welcome
Great players bring MOAR Commenters
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
maybe we should put some interest in Osi Umenyiora
he may come free before to long imagine how that would help out or D line
by Texans & Longhorns on Jul 29, 2011 10:38 AM CDT reply actions
Does he want starters money?
Cause I think the only way we sign him is if he signs for little, because we still have people to resign.
yeah we are probably getting tight on clearance to stay under the cap
by MeMongo on Jul 29, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Yeah, well, PC be damned, I like it...
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"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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I'm thinking we may not want to see up that skirt though.
Their could very well be some beans and wienies. lmao
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
nah
legs are too long
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Jul 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if we pick him up put him on olb
and leave mario on the line
by Texans & Longhorns on Jul 29, 2011 10:41 AM CDT reply actions
With the signing of Manning
We have a panty dropping offense, and a quick bra clasp releasing defense? maybe we will score more with the lady named luck?
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"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Not the Gloom, Despair, and Misery kind
We had a super-sized double portion of that last year
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Think about...
…how many picks SHZ dropped the past two years. And I mean hit him square in the hands drops.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
who is SHZ?
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by BattleRedFan on Jul 29, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Stone-Hand Zombie
You need to re-read the BRB Glossary plz. Lol.
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't follow the bears much so maybe someone can explain to me
how he got so much time returning with Hester on that team?
Teams probably avoided kicking to Hester
so bears fielded Manning opposite side of him.
hester was the punt returner.
he stopped returning kicks back in 07, but here recently he’s gone back to it.
He was a better KR than Hester.
Basically took his job after a few nice returns.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
LMAO
they wanted Hester to concentrate on playing WR because they were trying to FORCE Hester into the #1 WR role. Hester played CB in college. When they saw that Hester’s special talent was KR/PR they put him back there. Manning started before they got a guy named Kevin Payne(a guy I wanted to draft) but Manning took his job back last year. They must want to go back to Payne over Manning, hence letting Manning walk
People should chill on the returning thing
The New KR rules almost make it irrelevant
"Lord, beer me strength."
Besides
The other teams will only kick off once a game
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
They are turning the NFL
into Arena football, and it makes me sad
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Nah, if that were the case, they would have a big net at the endzone
And all kickoffs would be live balls and no going out of the end zone
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
LZ claims an Okoye trade might be in the works for Shane Lechler
Says he got a text from someone “close to Lechler”
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
oh God please yes
this would make my weekend
by Jason Brown on Jul 29, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Okoye for a punter
cant say i didn’t see this happening
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Whats said is we approve
By a wide margin… give us that damn punter!!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
I would actually hope we can get a pick in addition
Late rounder, but if you only look at the players and not how they fit on the team I think we would be on the short end of the stick giving up a decent interior pass rusher straight up for a punter.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
We don't need no stinking punters!
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
For any good reason?
Yes, I think so. There is a good reason for having no punters.
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by distant_texans_fan on Jul 29, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Statistics based idea
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I just want to say as a Jags fan
I hope we are the ones who unseat the Colts, but would not be totally devastated if it were you guys. Congrats on the signings, here’s looking forward to the Jags and Texans reigning supreme in the AFC.
by duuuvaaalll on Jul 29, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Gracias!
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
thanks for the wishes!
Here’s to hoping Clint Session does something good for you guys while he laughs his way to the bank.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Here's to hoping
Jonathan Joseph makes an impact for you guys before he suffers a fatal illness from all the left over BLEACH JUGS
by duuuvaaalll on Jul 29, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes.. the pile is quite extraordinary isn't it.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a revelation in Papabears fanpost...
Remember Draft day, and most of us wanted some kind of secondary for our first pick. I honestly think Wade looked at the group of Secondary guys who were set to be free agents, looked at smithiak and said, “Look boys, you are gonna get me JJ Watt, the fans will be pissed but once Free Agency starts we are gonna light a fire under the asses of the world by bringing in some good kids who will make every fan pee themselves. Then I am takin you all out to Dairy Queen!”
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by Taco Joe on Jul 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
for the Triple Chocolate Blizzard at DQ
by yeshuawithajo on Jul 29, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude from Sirius radio is trippin
Paul Greco
#Texans fans shouldn’t get to excited yet about Nnamdi Asomugha, potentially could b at #Cowboys camp gettin ready to sign this afternoon
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
I would rather him be a cowbitch
than a Jet that is all imma say!
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
If he isn't here, I want him out of the AFC.
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
im right with ya
less chance of seeing him in the playoffs
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"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Completely Age
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Jul 29, 2011 11:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Texanmaniac
are you hitting on me telling me you are completely of age?
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
It depends what kinda beer you drink?
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Jul 29, 2011 11:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I drink shiner
or anything german
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Completely Agree
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Jul 29, 2011 11:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yea me to
at least the Cowboys will still suck but if he goes to the Jets holy shit better get ready for non stop Jets dick sucking all year long…or at least until we beat them in the playoffs.
by jtr bmf 281 on Jul 29, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Or on MNF
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
this is before that
Paul Greco
Hearing #Texans once again making strong push for Nnamdi Asomugha but also hear #Cowboys are too. #Jets were you at?
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
my question is
Where would we get the money to pull scrabble? dont get me wrong, Scrabble/ Mojo JoJo/ “Not p8un” Manning would be a killer secondary…
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Exactly
Makes absolutley zero sense… are we missing something??? did Mario decide to play for freee?
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Maybe they give him a $30M signing bonus and then pay hi 4M a year for 5 years.
McNair GOING DEEP….into his oil revenues.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
if this is true...
Imagine what other kinda deals will be spit out
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
also imagine
how the texans went from one of the worst defenses to TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD CRAIG!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
by Taco Joe on Jul 29, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
The Miami Heat of football!
Oh, wait..too soon?
by brightshinies on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
no... never that
Our players aren’t asshats… lol
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
by Taco Joe on Jul 29, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
at this point I'm like fuck scrabble
let his bitch ass go somewhere else. I’m glad we didn’t kiss his ass
by jtr bmf 281 on Jul 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't I mention this once?
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Jul 29, 2011 11:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
soft cap?
i been hearing that it’s more or less virtually non-existent, so maybe less penalties if we go over? i dunno. too much good stuff going on and my arm hurts from fappin’… plus i got ball collapse. never heard of ball collapse? i’ll let charlie murphy explain it.
http://youtu.be/d7MWizsz3yk
We get another 25 million to cover bonuses I believe
so is $120 mill. plus 25 mill. Plus we can “borrow” from nest year as well.
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by distant_texans_fan on Jul 29, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF?
Makes no sense whatsoever.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Has got to be agent driven
That is the only thing that makes any sense. The Agent is trying to convince Jets and/or Cowboys that Bob McNair has decided to go all steinbrenner
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Wouldn't upset me if this were their stupid move
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Jul 29, 2011 11:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
RIGHT BFD!! WHICH MEANS IT MAY BE TRUE!!!!
If it makes no sense….IT COULD BE OUR FO!!
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
if this is true
Our FO is going effing crazy… someone might need to put a leash on them before they go Al Davis on us
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Yeah if it's true
someone needs to remind Rick that last year was the uncapped season
by Jason Brown on Jul 29, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Those guys don't know who we already got
They don’t pay attention to teams in Texas not named Cowboys
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
As long as Romo is their QB
I’m not worried about them. Same with Dirty Sanchez
Please?
#nosetacklelust
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
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by MDC on Jul 29, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nice highlights but isn't that type of hit like the one on Davone Bess now illegal?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
I thought you could no longer hit a reciever in the air though...not talking about helmet to helmet stuff.
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I didnt know that.. i need to check out these rules
I wish they would stop with this
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Ya the new rules on reciever hits are getting pretty dumb.
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Not really
He gave Bess a chance to catch then popped him. So he’s not a defenseless receiver.
I thought the new rule identifies a reciever who is airborne as defensless.
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I think your right...
According to the NFL Network, a defenseless player will be regarded as one that has not yet had a chance to defend himself from a hit. In the past, a receiver who had made a catch and came down with two feet was fair game for a defensive player, but now the receiver will be protected until he becomes a runner.
That sucks…
I hate being right.
Maybe he has to make a “football move” first? Man I hate that term.
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Which makes less sense
Because when airborne there is less resistance to the impact and less chance of injury
In the old days some receivers were taught to get their feet off the ground on the catch which helps prevent injury. I am talking 60’s ish
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
and I think
bess turning towards the goalline in mid air counts… I dont understand the new rules and probably would be fined quite a bit
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NO WAY
that was beautiful…alll shoulder to the mid section wrap up. the only thisng they could say is he drove him to the ground, but I doubt it
Regardless....
that was almost perfect form from what I remember in doing my research….something I didn’t see out of anybody on our defense last year
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
make a run at S Chinedum Ndukwe
if you need more depth at safety, he’ll be cheap, and he’s got moments of solid play.
" I for one, welcome our new Buffalo overlords. " - Whokebe
Hey palewook
I thought Bengals fans didn’t like Ndukwe? Am I wrong?
Also, isn’t he more of an in the box safety?
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
nuke is liked in cincy
fans nicknamed him ‘nuke’ his rookie year for his occasional rattling hits and moments he turns a game around. he’s often brought in on zimmer packages (our d cord) that allow him to attack the qb.
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I think we are set, for better or worse
nolan, barber, keo are the backups
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And Jason Allen
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I think the Texans were going to make him a full time corner
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
starter #2
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He's still under contract I believe.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
1 year at the minimum or close to it, yes
He’s ours.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I think he'll swing around quite a bit
Kinda like you with Hooter’s waitresses.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
^this^
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I think Barber or Keo could be cut
Barber Only because I’m assuming he’s more expensive than Nolan. Keo might get slipped to the practice squad, but I don’t know if we will carry five safeties.
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keo is a ST beast
he isnt going anywhere. might be right on barber though
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I think the biggest problem with barber
is his pay… if they cut him slide him to practice squad drop his pay he might still be on the team… he is a nice guy but this decades barber brothers wasn’t as exciting as last decades barber brothers.
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cant be on practice squad, you should know this
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I've been hearing really good things about Keo
Some say he could be a Pro Bowler
OK
lemme get on the Red phone and call Rick Smith right now. hold on…beep boop beep…. pick up this other guy from Cincy ….ok done…thanks Pale
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HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by AllenOU on Jul 29, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
At least he didn't AllenOU his yelling!
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Wait...who is Jason Allen?
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by 5stringJeff on Jul 29, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
sorry for yelling
If you kids would behave, I wouldnt have to
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I think so.
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Please don't turn the car RIGHT around and take us home...
We’ll behave.
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by BattleRedFan on Jul 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
he makes the minumum i think
so not worth it.
yall behave , or im calling casey anthony to babysit
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I think this may be the most "fun"....
I’ve seen everyone having on this blog all summer.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
You KNOW what I just realized???
Both Glover Quinn & Danieal Manning played cornerback!!!
Think about how comfortable Wade Phillips would feel to call a Cover Zero/Zero Blitz???
Both Danieal & Quinn can line-up man-to-man on the receivers…. this helps many disguises… and also allows wade to hide coverages and be in a 3-4 formation but can actually be a NICKEL package since Quin or Manning could slide down as the nickel corner!!!!
Im excited!!!
by MghtyPtrck on Jul 29, 2011 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Options?
What are those?
Dont you mean Cover 2 zone or put the linebacker on the line blitz?
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Didn't we play Cover Zero pretty much all last year?
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by 5stringJeff on Jul 29, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Cover Zero =/=
Not covering anyone at all
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by MDC on Jul 29, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
*insert rimshot here*
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we had DB's last year?
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Do we have any interest in Gregg?
Or are we going to live with Mitchell/Cody?
A positive post by Mike Kerns!
A Rec fir sure
Others may have said this – I am posting this before I go through the thread
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:17 AM CDT reply actions
Someone hacked Kerns's profile
I wont believe it till it is signed notarized in triplicate then buried for six months
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ahhhh
makes perfect sense… my ex gf was on vicodin and she liked me enough to have sex with me more than once a week..
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by Taco Joe on Jul 29, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pink taco joe
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lol that is actually where i got this nickname
a Finnish girl i dated back in the army told my friends and they said it would work because i was also half mexican.
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Id like to finnish on a finnish girl lol
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she was awesome
the one thing that kept her from becoming mrs. taco joe was her manic depression, and the fact she had a black baby trying to claim it was mine… I told her I am mexican not puerto rican you can’t fool me!
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by Taco Joe on Jul 29, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Earl Hickey
Is that you?
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Jul 29, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
i reread that
and thought it might come off as racist, i said puerto rican because of the fact many have african american features mixed in with their native PR. Mexicans have more spanish features… the hate between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans is because we get mistaken for the other a lot.
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
As a fellow mexican
I can vouch for Joe in that PR and Mexicans do have issues with each other. In my area on texas the population is about 85% mexican so the few Ricans we have are so anal about being called mexcians
by ketchuppants7 on Jul 29, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Ever thought about becoming a US citizen?
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
LMFAO
@ the last few comments..yes it is all rascist or at least I would think. I’m far from PC but if people cant even talk and joke about it this mixed society we live in will fail
Haha reminds me of TOSH.O in his section called... "Is it Racist"
that show cracks me up
by TexansPride on Jul 29, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
hell no
his stand up is fn hilarious. or maybe it’s my brain cell destroying past. but it is great how he goes on with jokes till I’m the only one laughing.
I kind of like the show,
but I watched his stand up and it was disappointing.
I kind of like Zach Galiafinakis’ stand up, though I have never seen the hangover.
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first one is great
second one is like a redo, except it would have never made it to theaters without Zach’s lines and delivery
I just like his stand up
because it seems like he is about to have a mental breakdown on stage. I liked that. I also love the Conanesque degrading of the grade/himself.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
His Stand up is good, his show..not so much
He’s pretty good at one thnig and below average at the other and he’s a fan favorite..he’s the Pollard of comedians.
I like to think of myself as being like Andre.. only lighter.. and minus alot of the athleticism.
banned
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by pholmesandhtexans on Jul 29, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
well I have to admit
That last clip with the pregnant porn chick barfing up spooge is epic!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
no she didnt
name him Joe III thank god.
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Assholes!
I’ve been one of the most positive people during free agency. Aaron (Texans-Brocos) is Mr. Negative now.
havent seen him on twitter
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sooo for three days?
mike you can’t fool us, Tim gave your account info to scott.
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I just may Unrec for that!
I didn’t say anything bad :P
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
If I see!!!
I think if they show that damn catch Mike Thomas did again I am going to go postal.
by SLP on Jul 29, 2011 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Welcome, SLP
It’s called the Q-Tip.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
and we like to remember the q-tip
as much as we like to remember the rosencopter
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
And in other news...
Klinnsman added as USMNT head coach.
by Bennyscrap on Jul 29, 2011 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
With all due respect...
The NBA can rot for the next thirty years.
by Nashmeister on Jul 29, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
THIS
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by 5stringJeff on Jul 29, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
And David Stern can hang by his testicles from the tallest tree, for all I care.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Took me about 4 tries
Finally got mine
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
have you ever registered for access to the mothership?
i had the same problem with the email/password match, i just made em’ email me my password
I got mine, but I don't think I'll be needing them as much as I thought I might.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice!! Just got mine
Driving in from Dallas to see our new DB’s
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
THE COWGIRLS AND JEST ARE STILL IN THE LEAD FOR THE GUY WITH THE FUNNY NAME! THE PATS ARE HORDING STAR PLAYERS AGAIN! CARDS TO GET KOLB! COWGIRLS WONT SUCK THIS YEAR!!! VY TO GO TO PHILI…it think thats all the important NEWS…………….
oh and in case anybody cares, that other team in texas got a cb and safety while retaining nearly every fa on the team
BACK TO REAL NEWS BRET FAVRE MIGHT COME BACK!!! TONY ROMO HAS A GF! TOM BRADY CANT WAIT TO PLAY WITH OCHO CINCO!!!! RICH EISEN IS A TOOL!!!!JAMIE DUKES KNOWS EVERYTHING!!! WARREN SAP AND STEVE MARIUCCI ARE AWESOME!!!!
by TEXANSNUTT on Jul 29, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
sir, espn doesn't yell
they just cream themselves for NY, LA, and the Cowbitch teams
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"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
How did LA get in there?
ESPN doesn’t give a fuck about the west coast anymore then it does about Houston
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
if it is the Lakers they doooo
does LA have any other sports teams?
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Clippers
and Jaguars
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Jul 29, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
True
but thats only because of their history with the Celtics.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Kobe is kinda like
the ex-gf to espn now though with Lebron getting all the attention… i wonder if kobe will have to sleep with another white woman to get attention again
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"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
lol
the yelling was meant to represent the creaming of themselves and the lower case was the lack of emotion….I don’t computer good sorry
I got it, maybe TacoJoe doesn't computer well.
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and i have my bad days
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Question: what is our Nickel package supposed to look like?
As in, which linebacker is coming off the field: Williams, Barwin, Ryans, or Cushing?
Welcome to Houston, J.J. Watt, Brooks Reed, Brandon Harris, Rashad Carmichael, Shiloh Keo, T.J. Yates, Derek Newton, and Cheta Ozougwu!
None of the above, I'd imagine.
Williams and Barwin slide onto the line on the outside; Watt and Smith at DTs in a 4-man front. Ryans and Cushing as the two linebackers.
by Nashmeister on Jul 29, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Bingo
No different from last year.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Except for, you know...
we actually have competent defensive coaches.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
Right then. Carry on.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
So you're saying
We have a competent D-cord, Competent Safety, competent CB? what the hell is this?
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
o/~ Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality…o/~
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
This may be the wrong line, but I have sung Bohemian Rhapsody many times.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeee
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
Mama I just killed a man
I believe one has not truly lived until they have sung Bohemian Rhapsody as loud as they can.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
Put a gun against his head...
(and headbanged in unison in the Mirthmobile?)
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
pulled my trigger now he's dead....
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
One has not lived...
until they’ve sung it at karaoke… thinking about debuting it tonight at PJ’s… always get’s the crowd going everywhere else…
gotta bust out...
jump around by House of Pain.lmao Me and 2 buddies did that like 10 yrs ago on my Bday. I had fans waiting for me to come out of the bathroom……U used to actually party like a rock star.lol 8 yrs sober tho….siiiggghhhhh
Water's free...
besides, everyone needs a DD every now and then. Hell, some might even pay for one.
those ppl dont call cuz they feel ashamed cuz they are still alcoholics and partying. so I’m not fun. I dont laugh at the stupid shite anymore and its not fun 4 me. strippers aren’t as hot when the lights go on and I’m sober
Strippers...
are never hot, IMO. Something about seeing someone sell their bodies instead of their minds just doesn’t do it for me.
by Bennyscrap on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
you'll likely be in the minority Benny, but I'm with you
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
by JBal on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't mind being in the minority...
I’ve got a smokin’ hot wife with a brain. Kinda cool… :D
If any of them...
had as much brains as we give them credit for, all of us would be single men, I’m sure.
You’ll find another one, Nutt…
ha ha thanks....
she was dope, she scheduled the honeymoon around the seaso n and draft, wore a Texans garter belt let me have Battle Red and white colors, wear shell toe adiddas and a Texans Baseball hat at the wedding…even tho she is a DieHard Saints fan.lol I miss that skank
Except...
Hopefully a way better pass rush with Barwin and Watt instead of Anderson and Okoye.
by Nashmeister on Jul 29, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I would say neither
A DE/DT would be the sacrifice.
"someone who needs a blow"
Matt Leinart just volunteered.
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WFAN in New York says Scrabble will sign there and announce later today...
Look for the update next to his name here: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/nfl-free-agency-tracker/
Not definitive I know.
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Lol.
He’s the Lebron James of football.
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by taylorrohrman on Jul 29, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Why I worry about DeMeco
Via rotoworld:
Bengals released DE Antwan Odom.
Chalk another one up to injuries. After piling up eight sacks in the first six games of 2009, Odom blew out his Achilles. He tried to return last season, but managed just four ineffective games before getting suspended for violating the substance-abuse policy and injuring his wrist. Odom will be 30 in September and can’t be counted on as a starting-caliber player.
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He probably tried accelerating his healing process by using PEDs and that deteriorated his body even further
And position wise, DE is more taxing because of more contact.
And so much of that position requires driving off the foot from a dead start
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Achilles injuries are really hard to come back from.
I am very concerned about how Demeco will be when he comes back. It is extremely common to just lose 50-60% of your power in the leg where you had the injury.
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by TexansForever on Jul 29, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd love to see a strength before benchmark and after score
I’m sure the Texans have them, not that we’d every see the results.
You can say about Ryans that he has both the drive and intelligence to know where he needs to get to. That’s the most important thing of all.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Jay_Glazer Jay Glazer
I’m reporting the Falcons have signed Vikings DE Ray Edwards to a 5 year deal.
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jul 29, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
That said, I wouldn't mind Jamaal in Houston for cheap
Horrible pass rusher, but terrific against the run. Could be a good 5-technique in the 3-4.
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Basically anything pro-Falcons gets flagged by him.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't make me flag you.
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That's a two-way street, you realize?
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
ooooo double flags
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't have Rick Smith's balls.
/SWIDT?
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Huge signing
Damn.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
There's never a bad time to say "fuck Dunta."
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Dunta !
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I wonder when we will start signing rookies.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Next day or two
No sense of urgency just yet, and with the new rookie cap slots in place, it’ll go much faster.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
44
ok…NOW can we get the Vonta Leach contract done?
by PygmyStone on Jul 29, 2011 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
something to root for...
Im watching the Cowboys and Jets dump guys and fight for and hopefully have a bidding war for Namdi. Wouldnd it be better if the Cbags get him? First takes him out of the confrence. second if he dont go there I would imagine Cromartie would feel a little slighted hopefully prompting him to go to like a Det or Tampa leaving Rox Ryan to smell feet. Then Namdi goes to Dull ass and takes up 15%of the cap making less room and more waves for an already in transition and usually in turmoil team.
NFLN is speculating that Nnamdi might go to Dallas because....
He liked their shiny new stadium. Seriously, that’s what I heard.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
At this point
I really don’t care where he goes. We got ours!
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by 5stringJeff on Jul 29, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Esto
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel bad for VY
every time they show that highlight of his game against the Steelers. The abused that poor boy, it doesn’t even look fair.
Makes me laugh.
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by bone31crusher on Jul 29, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
From a bears fan
Don’t know a single Bears fan who doesn’t miss him. He was kind of jerked around in Chicago, so I’m glad he’s getting paid to do what he does best. Here’s PFF article about him for stat types:
http://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2011/04/17/secret-superstar-danieal-manning-chicago-bears/
Good luck this season!
by Sound_Automatic on Jul 29, 2011 12:31 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Thanks!
Glad to hear some input about him. From what I read, he looked like he was jerked around by the bears and when he finally found his calling card at safety, the bears drafted major wright.
Exactly. Cheap move, frankly. We went 4 years without strong safety play
And it damn near got us to the superbowl (in spite of (very legitimate) concerns of our offense). This has been a very depressing offseason so far.
by Sound_Automatic on Jul 29, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
we can definitely empathize about disappointing offseasons.
we’ve had like a string of 9 of them to date ;-).
some less disappointing than others but it’s been pretty dry down here for quite a while.
(and I wasn’t even football smart enough to know we were having those disappointing offseasons) =D arguments can fairly be made that I’m still not football smart enough =D.
I just follow what Battle Red says =) they do a hellacious job of researching stuff FOR me.
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by BattleRedFan on Jul 29, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice
Thank you.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks
my brother is a Bears fan and he is pissed about thier offseason. Tommie Harris, D.Manning, Greg Olsen…..sorry yall caught our virus. we seem to be coming out of the fog
Secret Superstar.
I like that.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
wow!
What a great read. I am even more pumped about this guy now. He sounds like a total badass, and I agree Ethan, Secret Superstar is a good nickname…
by Da babyfacedassassin Meco on Jul 29, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm exited about the moves made by our FO
But it still pisses me off that we dont get ant credit by the media.I mean I already gave up on ESPN but NFL network hardly says anything either just makes me mad because it’s not like we signed two bench warmers they are quality players and nobody says shit.
Nnamdi would have gotten their attention
and sold a mountain of jerseys before the first game was played. JoJo isn’t as “sexy” to the media and won’t sell many jerseys at first, but he’ll be a better fit for a longer period (three years younger).
Screw the media! They tend to slobber over 95% of the topics I ignore anyway, sports or otherwise.
We have what we need, now it’s time to produce.
they use us
The Texans signed a CB….but not Namdi. Where is he gonna go. Screw them…. it makes me wonder if Scrabble did come here. Would they write it as “we got what what we need and it’s the piece to help us”? pr…" oh well he went there, now his career will suck"?
"Asomugha lands in Houston"
“We’ll talk about who’s to blame after the break”
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
by JBal on Jul 29, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
or "Asomugha lands in Houston"
“Everything in my life is a sham. I am a failure. My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?”
"Our own Jason La Canfora will discuss what went wrong"
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
it's a joke
then when an unpopular team does do good. they all jump so hard on thier jocks that people get sick or hearing about it. Like they were behind the change. but watch that team stumble….back to thier old ways
Meh, I don't know
A lot of people have predicted the Texans “turning the corner” every year, only to get burned by reality. I’d probably lose faith too, especially with no specific interest in the team.
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
Yeah just wait for the Texans to hit the playoffs.
For the last 3 years I’ve seen plenty of people in the media ready to jump on the Texans bandwagon.
All of a sudden everybody in the media will be a Texans fan saying “well they have been close and I predicted this was their breakthrough year”.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I'm waiting for Pancakes
He’s said 10-6, miss the playoffs since 2007
"Kareem Jackson doesn't own a toaster. He just sets the bread on the table and starts backpedaling."
by pholmesandhtexans on Jul 29, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
26.8 yards per return is gaudy
I imagine with Devin Hester on the team, thats an average of 2-3 attempts
by leacheatsbabies on Jul 29, 2011 12:59 PM CDT reply actions
I know it is youtube, but I just had a Jets fan tell me Santonio Holmes
but I just had a Jets fan tell me Santonio Holmes was better than Andre…..lol what?
I just told him he is not worth my time because it’s obvious he is highly delusional.
We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)
Need to link them to the epic Andre vs. Reggie Wayne thread from last year...
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It was like the same fan yesterday who was on BRB saying the Jets offense was equal/better to the Texans offense.
Guy was clearly delusional into thinking that. You don’t have the #1 WR and #1 RB in the NFL and rate next to the Jets in offense. That’s like comparing apples to Nazi oranges…
ok
ya had me till Nazi oranges? what the hell are those? Did they try to kill all the florida oranges? baahhhhhh get it?
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Just noticed something strange about the pic in the headline...
it shows Manning, who is a safety, with a football in his hands. I don’t recall seeing this in past seasons. Did they change the rules in the new CBA to allow the Texans to do this? If not, we may have been screwed by this Manning guy.
by Jersey Bill on Jul 29, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Even though this particular point of view has already been stated
You get a rec because it’s still funny as hell.
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he's gotta be offense right?
I thought safety had to mean safety valve for Schaub as in TE. Wow, who told them that the defense has a safety too?
This is a really sad day for me
If things keep going this way, I may have to remove Bleach from my name and just go with Bum…oh wait…..thats already taken…
On the other hand, maybe I will keep it until we actually make the playoffs, because right now, I would be honestly very disappointed if we didnt make the playoffs this year.
Hold it till the playoffs
Worst case scenario, you either use it or you sell it off to very needy Bengals fans!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
I think Cin City
might be a little bleach adverse. They are probably in full TNT mode
Point taken
Maybe Oakland fans then. Or Colts fans, perhaps, they do frequent the BRB now and have to be kind of sick to their stomachs at the current time.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
First thread on cbssports boards reads:
“Jets release their best QB”.
I can't wait for the football season to start
When the Texans are ballin ima be like Fuck Everything
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Happy to see the Colts being held hostage by Manning.
He’s demanding so much of their money right now they can’t even sign FA upgrades.
Looks like Foster is going to have another nice opener against their defense. Along with every other RB in the league.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
by Ethan Matz on Jul 29, 2011 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
they're just trashing him, I figured most people wouldn't mind.
I for one hope he does well as a feature back in Miami just to prove them all wrong.
It looks to me like
He is getting as far away from Kim K as he possibly can….
I guess they get around...
lol, I dont know, I just thought they were based in LA.
besides she is getting married...
OK so I cut my arm thru the bone last april and have been watching way too much crap on TV waiting for the CBA to get taken care of
Vonta update.
Five teams have reportedly expressed interest in free agent FB Vonta Leach.
Leach’s agent would only confirm the Texans, but Fox 26 Houston is told the Ravens, Cowboys, Broncos, and Giants are also in the mix. The Giants released Madison Hedgecock, and there are rumors that former Ravens FB Le’Ron McClain is eyeing the Chiefs.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
oh boy...
couple years ago the Giants made an offer to Vonta and we came back over the top. I’m pretty sure they have the same system and staff. They may have been waiting for this opportunity. Waiting to strike. Like sneaky theives in the night. Trying to take our wrecking ball
I think they released their FB as well which makes their interest understandable.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Makes even more sense that the Ravens are looking at him after McClain seems to have gone to the Chiefs
Phillips is a tool. Well, what do you call the screwdriver that looks like a plus sign?
by theweigthouse on Jul 29, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah FB market may be heating up now.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I wonder if Scrabbleis getting better offers today?lol Doubt it!
I wonder if he is pissed at his agent for us going in a different direction? I wonder where he really wants to play? And for how much? LMAO!!!!! Best thing is we got our guy who will be happy here and seemed to me like he wanted to actually come here.
Just a crazy thought
With all the money committed to Manning/JoJo, is there any way that we could find the $10 million+ in cap space to get Nnamdi? Schaub/Mario/AJ/Antonio restructuring plus DA/Amobi/Orlovsky release?
Unpossible
Not totally impossible, but nearly so. I’d say chances range around the 5% mark, just because in the NFL you just never know what in the hell could happen.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
The thing is that we can clear just a shit ton of space by extending Mario
His cap number is something like 14 million right now.
by Patrick Harrel on Jul 29, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Being a non-position of need now though
I’m not sure I’d want to. It’ll impact our ability to make moves next offseason. Let’s take what we have, get our Punter and whatever depth we need, and then move on. Right now, we need to get focused on moving forward, not staying still.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
They'd better be damn sure they want him long-term, though.
Because that cap money is going to catch up with us if he’s not what we thought he’d be in the 3-4.
I personally think...
They should extend his contract now. but they might waiting to see how he transitions to OLB before extending. I also think he will be lights out at OLB and we better be able to next year
Stephen Tulloch might be leaving the division.
Good.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Wow this place has really died down.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Everybody went to take a nap
Shhhhh…they need to hibernate before the season.
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I have a question
Do the Texans plan on using D Manning as a punt returner and or kick returner? I realize he is very talented at doing that, but I find him wayyyyy more valuable at safety. I say we let Jacoby, Tate, Holliday, or who ever else have the reurning jobs. Thoughts anyone?
Nobody will know until they get on the field
They may experiment some. But nobody can say until they tell us or show us.
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I don't know but he was money for the Bears as a returner.
But your’re right the need for him to be a solid S for us is important.
Ever since we drafted Roc Carmichael I’ve felt he was probably going to get KR duties. I think Jacoby will keep his PR duties although his growing role as WR may change that.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
ROC
KR is basically a fair catch now or watching the ball go over thier head.I assume Jacoby will probly be more involved with the O and I’m sure Manning will be too valuable on D. ROC can and has excelled returning kicks we also have our soon to be probowl special teamer Shiloh Keho. But it’s good to know we have alot of guys available
I haven't seen any of our defensive backs do anything shown in that video.
So I’m stoked. Genuinely excited about the last 24 hours.
I think Joe Flacco is overrated.
I'm just a very big Finkle fan.
This is my Graceland.
Look...
They’re little footballs
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I think Joe Flacco is overrated.
by RayFinkle1985 on Jul 29, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ray...
Mind if I ass you a few questions?
From KSK on their free agency wrap-up:
Matt Leinart stays in Houston (bec
ause there’s no place better to not be noticed when you’re sucking)
Vince Young to the busboy station at Romano’s Macaroni Grill.
wow dude I can't believe the Texans getting absolutely no coverage at all.
I mean, even Roy Williams and VY get coverage.
I even still prefer it this way
We all know what we got, and that’s what matters.
F*CK the media!
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exactly
Houston sports fans dont want the media
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Madatory to cover ex-Cowboys player movements.
But seriously we have to earn respect. No one will cover our moves until we start winning. then a lot of the media will want to cover the Texans.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Damn I must have missed their 10 seconds of air time.
Ha.
I mean our move got mentioned but yeah no actually talking about it. I bet though the inevitably “can the Texans beat the Colts” article on NFL.com will cover that at some point in the future.
Until then I’m content just watching our new players get the Texans defense up to a respectable level.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
by Ethan Matz on Jul 29, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
gotta say
the Bears have some damn fine unis.
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
On a serious note
Where can I get that jersey?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
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by The Night Owl on Jul 29, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what I can't believe?
I can’t believe anyone gives a shit about us not getting coverage.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
I care...
I live in NY. I have to deal with Bills getting shoved down my throat. If it wasnt for BRB Id have NOBODY to talk Texans with….thanks guys
Anytime...
Just don’t ask for any favors… NY’s quite a drive from H-town.
Please God
Someone tell me we r gonna resign Vonte? Anyone got anynews on that
by KentuckyTexan on Jul 29, 2011 1:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
looking less likely
especially with more teams having need. and cash.
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Just about to say.
I think not. the market is about to heat up and the Ravens and Giants may get into a bidding war for him.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Giants released their FB yesterday I think and Mclain may be going to the Chiefs.
Some other teams are also interested so his price will jump up pretty quick.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
How the hell do you let him walk?
by KentuckyTexan on Jul 29, 2011 2:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
His asking price is to high.
Unless you’d rather we didn’t get a safety.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
FYI.
just spoke to my manager about the practices, and told him that a lot of people were having problems printing out tickets. i was advised that they WILL NOT TURN ANYONE AWAY FOR NOT HAVING A TICKET. so if you wanna come… just show up early to get a good seat.
Wow
Another bold move by the FO. Seriously, who the hell woke them up?!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
should all the BRB people wear panda shirts or something?
just to let everyone know?
I Want to Believe
Ah, sweet Jesus
Why’d you have to go and post that??
/stares longingly at the screen
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
click
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks for the info, that's fantastic!
Tell them to spread the word that the front office is rocking and we love it!
can I crash there?lol
If I drive from NY I will need a place to sleep, a job, and be able to bring my dogs. Be there as soon as I sell the house!!!
True
I know we needed the safety and CB but he is to important to our running game.
by KentuckyTexan on Jul 29, 2011 2:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
true
Vonta is a crushing blocker and a master of his craft. But I 100% honestly thinK THOR will take the FB position to a new place. I admit I have not seen alot of him. But could you imagine the innovative things a TE can do out of the backfield?
yep.
Its called Chris Cooley.
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
but it would be OUR Chris Coooley.lol
Cincinnatti invented the hurry up offense, but the Bills get the credit for it……
so have they put up Joseph jersey out yet
I want a liberty white one.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I keep my jerseys clean.
very clean.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
lots of bleach?
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
and in email
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And google reader
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I'm assuming you're joking
but just in case… J & K man…. almost as good as the almighty Z
The Z is completely out of habit
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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Glad I'm not the only one.
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I want
One in every color like I have my Mario’s
I still need a Blue Cush
A Red/White WATT….
White and Blue Schaub and …I want one in every color for every player…..
Ha your name suits you.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
lol thanks
my actual nickname is NUTT but I use TexansNutt for everything I do on line…it’s cyber NUTT
I think they are in wait and see mode.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
i dont know how i feel about Mario
cause if we sign him for long term and the OLB thing does not workout then we are stuck with him, on the other hand if he comes in a set NFL sacks in a season it will be worth it.
It would be smart to lock him up to get some more cap space
and if it doesn’t work out then they could trade him, only if it doesn’t work out.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
If it doesn't work out, Denver would love to have him
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Maintain that Denver/Houston pipeline.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
After that contract they gave to that DE I don't think they'd be able to squeeze him in.
And his demand would be extremely high.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
well I hope he works out great here in Houston
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Yeah I want him long term here.
He’s the second best pick in franchise history IMO.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Which started in Dallas
Via Dan Reeves
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I love it!!!
our biggest concerns as a fandom right now are….sign our FB and lock down Super Mario…..LIFE IS GOOD!!!! 100 hours ago the majority were not so ummmm gitty
I wouldnt
From what I can tell Mario is excited to move to OLB and has lost weight, so that tells me he was maintaining his weight before, meaning this is more natural for him. I have a feeling after this season he wont want to leave as much as we wont want to lose him. If we can cover his 14 mil cap hit now….we will be able to do wonders with a new contract. So I don’t see keeping him long term as becoming a problem
Stewart Bradley leaving the Eagles for the Cards.
Nice pick up by them. I wonder what our FO is doing now.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Just noticed there are 3 threads on the home page for Manning.
People here seem more excited about him then JoJo.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I think Wade bitchslapped Rick Smith
and then showed him what a real safety looks like. Then told Rick to fetch one for him.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok guys and gals
I need to get out of the house for awhile
do I- A: go thrash on the race bike at MSR
or B: Go burn through a few hundred rounds at the gun range?
I Want to Believe
Gun Range
Definitely the Gun Range
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
I'm thinking the same thing
A/C indoor gun range > full race leathers in 107deg. heat
I Want to Believe
DEFINITELY
Gun Range then.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Top gun
Had VY targets I’ve heard
I see myself as an entertainer and an Icon. Oh and C finnegan can go fuck himself. @THEREALALLENOU on twitter
by AllenOU on Jul 29, 2011 2:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Then ride around shooting.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I would have to
the bike is so illegal for the street I might have to shoot my way home
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Jul 29, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha Jets redo 4 contracts of their players in an effort to afford Nnamdi.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Is anyone else besides the Jets interested?
So if they don’t free up enough cash Nnamdi won’t go anywhere or what?
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I would laugh
if he gets about as much as JoJo
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Main competition right now are the Cowturds.
49ers Backed out. Which made their fan base angry because they missed out on JoJo.
Bucs aren’t chasing him either.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I think he misspelled both actually.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
yes
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Going to a football game for them
Would be like going to an AA meeting!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
They are going to be hysterical to watch this year
No matter how good your Defense is, if your offense is going three and out every possession eventually fatigue sets in if your D is on the field very 5 miins.
Just spend the first three quarters letting Jacoby and Dickerson go long to tire out Scrabble and Reevis, then in the 4th, Andre will destroy them…
Dustin Keller
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
Ha yeah they lost a lot of players and really haven't replaced them.
The 49ers fans I saw posting in other places were pissed.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Check this out.
Recently released DE Ty Warren is reportedly interested in returning to Texas to play in Dallas or Houston.
Warren starred collegiately at Texas A&M. He failed his conditioning test in New England, but insists his hip is no longer an issue. Warren was told the Patriots were “going in a different direction defensively,” perhaps an indication that more 4-3 fronts will be used with Albert Haynesworth on board.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
probly could be signed cheap
if we lose Amobi we will need more DL…I was assuming Marcus Spears would be brought in, but I’d like Ty Warren too
Pats look like they'll be running a lot more 4-3 fronts for fat Albert.
Ty Warren here would be nice.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
makes sense
wasn’t Fat Albert’s big problem the 3-4? But to go play for the monopoly he was gonna play 3-4? Who is the one breaking? Haynsworth? Or Belicheck? Will Ocho be alowed to talk to the media? This off season fn rocks…Thanks lockout!!!
yeah Albert hated being the DT in a 3-4.
The Pats were terrible on defense though last year so it makes sense to bring in a guy of his ability and use more 4-3 fronts.
Bill’s defenses are more hybrid then set fronts.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Maybe this has been in the works for them...
they dumped thier sack leader… I think his name is Tully Banta Cain, and if they cut Ty Warren. I’d love to snatch them both up. I would imagine they wouldnt be to outrageously expensive. We run more of a hybrid too. Easier transition
Spears just signed with the Cowturds.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Rams just signed Zac Diles.
Was he playing out of position in your defense? You do run a 3-4 don’t you? Would he fit better as a 4-3 OLB?
Onobun > Gates
Oh wow....UT is going to LOVE this.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
See
You shoulda taken that “Christian” job
/no religion
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, still haven't heard from them.
Can't imagine why.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
we ran a 4-3
he really doesnt have the speed to play OLB in a 4-3. He would be ok at MLB IMO. Hes just a guy really.
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought you did
I think Clayton made a remark about Okoye playing out of position in the 3-4. Our MLB is our only good one. So he’ll probably be in on running downs only.
Onobun > Gates
We are in the offseason of switching to a Wade Phillips 3-4
But we’ve basically been a 4-3 up until this offseason.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
That was our issue, too.
Would have been a nice fourth linebacker in a 4-3 to take over at Mike in the event of an injury, but he certainly wasn’t going to beat out DeMeco. And he most certainly doesn’t have the skill-set to play weakside. Find a way to limit his coverage responsibilities and he might be mediocre, but he’s always going to be a liability matched up against tight-ends.
He chases the play a lot and isn't really a big hitter
Decent player but nothing special really.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
well i was trying to be a little more informative
and not quite as blunt. But yeah, basically.
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Not entirely accurate.
He was good in 2009, and very very bad in 2010. If you look at it on PFF, his coverage went from a +7ish to a -20. Was 2009 a fluke? Possibly. Was 2010 a shit-show of inept safety play that brought everybody down a peg or two? Also highly possible. I certainly wouldn’t write him off completely.
And horrible in 2008.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Bengals DC on losing JoJo
“”http://www.cincyjungle.com/2011/7/29/2303765/mike-zimmer-frustrated-with-the-loss-of-johnathan-joseph" target="new">I’m upset, disappointed, frustrated," Zimmer said
Yea..
Reminds me of the 2-14 season we had after we went 7-9.. Except at least they got one last division crown before they’re back to basement dwellers.
I was reading the reaction threads to us signing him.
Things got REAL ugly over there.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Yeah, they're extremely pissed at them
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jul 29, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Zac Diles
Was excellent at tackling ball carriers 7 yards down field
"You take drugs, Danny?"
"Everyday"
"Good"
by Austin Bob_Ford on Jul 29, 2011 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
he's like a Lab
You don’t hate him and you kinda feel sorry for him when he does.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Another Austinite here?
Sweet.
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Let's hope...
..we get a significant enough fanbase here in Austin that the TURD that is the programming director for KEYE will air ALL of the Texans games this year. Cowturd-loving-beeyotch
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Actually...
VY fanboi.
Or, wait, is that KVUE?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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No... I think you are right now that I think about it...
… because that prick showed BESF games instead of Texans games a couple of times if I remember correctly.
It was the COWBOYS pre-season games that he picked (last year I think) up to show.
What a maggot.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
So Im curious
Im thinking about getting cable since football is about to start. Do they not show the Texans games here in Austin?
It hasn't been reliable...
I’ve done everything from getting NFL Ticket to what I’m going to do this year… get a subscription to NFL Rewind so I can watch the replays if KEYE pulls a sewage-swilling-douchenozzle stunt like preempting their games again.
I’m hopeful that with a winning season, the demand will be high enough to get the games on broadcast TV.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
just a thought but...
It’s just a matter of time till Bill Belicheck’s ego bites him in the ass. He is always taking chances on problem players. I hope this is the year that he bites off more than he can chew. He thinks that he can magically transform Albert Haynsworth? If 100 mil can’t motivate him and stomping on Gourude’s head is the type of temper he has. I don’t see him as having been humbled like Randy Moss was in Oakland. AND he is the type of coach who keeps a tight lip….CHAD OCHO CINCO…period. Need I say more. it’s a powder keg waiting to explode.
Nah.
Chad and B.B. know and respect each other.. And he is on a viable team now. Chad is serious and I think he makes a good WR for Brady.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
dont get me wrong
I love Chad and would have liked him to come here. But I dont see him beiing quiet like BB likes. How many twitter teweets has he tweeted just today?
Haha... Ya but he will do as he is told.
He really want’s to get to the SB, and the PATSIES are his best option…
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Who isn't.
They are the ones who end up beating us in the Playoffs most of the time when we are there..
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
well don''t worry
you wont be in the playoffs for a while. We will be leading the division for the next decade. but maybe you guys can play them for the wild card spot
Keep dreaming!
I was at the the JAGS first parctice last night and Blaine Gabbert is the real deal! He will own this division…. I think indy is on the down fall..
It will be JAX and Hou battling it out for yrs to come.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
If Pei-tan is healthy, Colts will still be the team to beat
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Even with Pay ton wearing a HALO brace to hold up his giant head?
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard that...
He will always love Marshall Faulk because Faulk and 3 other guys helped him carry his helmet off the field one day
that was without
Mario Watt Cush Barwin and company trying to take his one year wonder head off and now our DB’s are gonna be there to knock …….uummmmm what bum ass recievers are yall workin with.
Bum azz recievers..? Mike thomas is no bum.. Dude is a gamer.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
your baller's stats
2009 Jacksonville 14 48 453 32.4 9.4 28 3.8 28 1 26 644 24.8 43 0 14 118 8.4 44 0 0 0
2010 Jacksonville 16 66 820 51.3 12.4 50 4.7 38 4 0 0 N/A 0 0 34 358 10.5 78 1 0 0
Career Totals (Full) 30 114 1273 42.4 11.2 50 4.4 66 5 26 644 24.8 43 0 48 476 9.9 78 1 0 0
our 3rd string WR 2009 Houston 14 27 437 31.2 16.2 45 5.1 19 6 24 638 26.6 95 1 39 426 10.9 62 0 0 0
2010 Houston 15 51 562 37.5 11.0 47 4.7 31 3 23 494 21.5 35 0 29 204 7.0 39 0 1 0
Career Totals (Full) 59 96 1229 20.8 12.8 47 4.9 61 9 64 1490 23.3 95 1 130 1302 10.0 74 2 2 1
you're right....
it looks like shit!
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes it does
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks good to me.
We run way more than we throw.. It’s not about the most numbers.. It’s about….Does he catch the ball when you throw it to him? And he runs back kicks(for TD’s) and he Catches Hail Mary’s ;-) He had Very good numbers considering how much he was thrown at.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
"he catches hail Mary's"
d’ohh!
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
who, me or SWJ?
that was a poke in a wound that’s still fresh. Ouch!
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
still makes no sense to me. (signing ocho that is)
why wouldn’t he have just brung back Moss? seems like dude was finally in a good place, and he was producing… eh.
he doesnt have to be quiet.
just perform and dont put himself before the team. Ocho has never been in the same mold as Moss or TO. Hes loud, but pretty much harmless.
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
thats why I wanted him to come here
but I just hope….I HOPE it dont work. I am sick of the media slurping of the Pats. a guy can dream cant he
I'm not sure it's going to be that difficult.
Fact is, he didn’t want to be a 2-gap nose tackle, and I don’t blame him. It was utterly stupid of Shanahan and Haslett and take a guy with his pass-rushing skills and put him in that role. Shit, I can’t imagine any NFL player would be happy about that; you take a friggin’ beating at that position. He was a baby about it, but I imagine he’ll be wrecking people in no time playing outside in a 3-4 and inside in 4-man fronts.
if theres one thing that BB does better than anyone in the NFL
its maximize players ability by fitting them into a scheme that matches what the do well. I think Haynseworth is going to fall in line. And i freaking hate the pats.
PUT TYLER ON THE GREENE!!
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Good Pick up!
I like Joseph but Landry> Joseph :-) See you in the stands at Reliant this yr!
"SALTWATERJAG"
No doubt he's good! He was 3rd on my list behind Weddle and Landry,
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Landry
is more of a run defender. we need a pass first safety. We had a guy who is more of a Landry guy in Pollard. We are going in a direction where Landry wouldnt make sense to us.
We need the same thing.
Alot of people over here are wondering why we didn’t get a ball hawk..
He(Landry)actually covered for ed reed at FS while reed was hurt and did well.. Not Ed Reed well, but well. We are not done in FA yet and our GM said “a big surprise” is coming.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Landry was a great signing
But that’s just one hole of many. He’s not going to be enough to save Del Rio’s job.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
We also signed
Clint Session, Paul Posluszny.. they along with darryl smith makes 3 damn good LB’s Kampman is back 100% MJD is 100% Ebbon Britton (OL) 100%
We are gonna battle this yr! Beleive it.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
No, No, No JAG
This is not how you troll
Jags fan #3 was here earlier trying his best, but you use to much logic in your posts.
I Want to Believe
hail marry wont work this year
see the Titans game…GQ will never bat the ball down.INT’s from now o n
HAHa
Like thats the only play we scored on? MJD is healthy.. It’s GO TIME;-)
A.F. won’t be able to run all over us this yr I gaurantee it.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
not the only score.
but the luck by chance fluke play that ended the game and without that 1 play on the last second without it we win. so clearly the 1 play that lost for us and if GQ cought it we would have won
Any play is chance that wins a game at the end… Including a feild goal or a 90 yrd run……a W is a W…. Ask George Bush ;-)
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
What? LOL
Mike thomas is a great reciever.. So is Jason Hill.. Who you will see alot of this year.
You guys switched D schemes this yr.. That never turns out good the first yr.. You’ll see ;-)
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You act like we had a scheme last year
There was no scheme. Lol.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
we did have a scheme
what do you think Frank Bush was doing at the bar @ 2AM Saturday night?
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
drooling on his crayons
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
riggidy rec'd
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
Drinking?
I mean that’s my logical conclusion. Haha.
Even still, you can’t call anything Bush put on the field on defense last season a “scheme”. It was more like he took one of those buzzing, vibrating, old ass football games and put mock-ups of Texans D players on it and let it go.
“Hmm, I think I like the look of this, yes, let’s do this!”
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
"Give 'em some space, and try not to get hurt"
- Frank bush to last year’s defensive backfield
Mike Thomas is an average receiver, not great.
And Jason Hill? Really? really? That’s a real poor man’s Mike Thomas
JJ is explosive
but he seriously needs to put glue on his hands. One play he’ll make me go: danggggggg, the next play: wtf
/no politics
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I guarantee that...
A.F. WILL run all over ya’ll. As for why, ask the rest of the league of their opinions of A.F.
I'll bet money we hold A.F. under 100yrds...IN BOTH GAMES!
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, you should have as good a front seven as anybody.
Arian grinds ’em out, though. He put up 100 against Baltimore and 84 against the Jets. All it takes is breaking one big one to get him over the mark, and your secondary is still a bit weak on ze tackling. Should be some good match-ups next year, though. Stocking up on linebackers is definitely a good move in a division with Foster and CJ.
Really?
I would think ya’ll would of figured A.F. out the second time we played. How’d that turn out?
Hey now
Be nice. It wasn’t long ago we were the fans looking with koolaid colored lenses at our season.
I am curious to know where all those Colts fans went. They were fun
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
But yeah, be nice
We don’t want to become those fans
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Yea, sorry guys
Saltwater, I was just messing with you
That other Jags guy kinda peaved me off this morning
I Want to Believe
When in the bloody hell did I become the voice of reason on this blog?
WTF IS going on here?!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Dogs and cats living together!
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by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
beat me to it...
daaaaamn it
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
theyre right here...
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
that was funny
I’d be like that dude too and say, “fuck you I’m keeping this”
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
you must either
have alot of money…if so gimme some
or just not like having your money…if so gimme some
obviuosly even you dont really love the Jags
why else would you be trolling on a Texans board. I would literally get sick on a Jags board
I thought the Jags made good moves
Except I think they overpaid Session. I think he’s only slightly above average. JAX still has no passing game to speak of and I’m not sure MJD makes it through 16 games. Also, you will never win a field position battle with the immortal Matt Turk punting
by LouisianaTexan on Jul 29, 2011 4:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lol... Turk won't start
Saunders from VT will be punting.. Best punter in the NCAA bty.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
No I just wanted to come over and see what ya'll were hollerin bout'
Obviously you havn’t hit puberty yet little boy so RUN ALONG! GIT!!
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That Joke is so 2009.
Get some new material Mr. COMODEian.
We aveaged 63,000 fans at the stadium last yr…
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop lying
That was a new hologram system is testing, wasn’t it?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jul 29, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
uh oh
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sapp is even worse.. I'm tired of looking at these azz clowns
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i like Sapp
the diferences between Jag fans and Texans fans are many!!!! You see things in a greenish hue…I see things in Battle Red, Deep Steel Bule and Liberty White.lol
Greenish hue? hahah
It’s TEAL! We are trying to get a “BATTLE TEAL” uni together to match you on BATTLE RED day….. JK.
I was at reliant last yr for the JAGS vs Texans game… You guys know how to tailgate! I had fun…until the game started lol ;-(
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Would love to see how "Battle Teal" would work out...
Great having a fan from another team drop by and shoot the shit reasonably and logically. Wish you guys the best right up until the moment we play you!
Thanks! Back to you BRO!
Some Grown ups finally..
I think Battle Teal would be a little TOO MUCH lol
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Word on the radio here in Cowboy country (San Antonio)
is that NFL network is sending their “A Team” to Dallas to announce some news tonight at 7:00 P.M.
Which one is Murdock?
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
But those aren't NFLN guys
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Cost Effectiveness
Rams agreed to terms with OLB Zac Diles on a one-year contract.
Diles has experience at all three linebacker positions, but he figures to slot in at one of the outside spots in St. Louis. A favorite of NFL Films guru Greg Cosell’s, Diles is coming off probably his worst season as a pro, mostly due to injuries. He’s still just 26, however, and should be plenty motivated on this one-year, “prove-it” deal. Cosell has described Diles as a “stacked” 4-3 linebacker “with toughness” who is “consistently around the ball.”
We should fix it
who is "consistently around the ball."
but not until after the runner is tackled and he can’t cover
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Number 22 belongs to Mcmanis i wonder how fast he giving up his number.
- nobody has so manning is good.
Ty Warren
is NOT a 3-4 nose
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I the only one here who dislikes Jamie dukes
Dude thinks he knows it all
by TheDream34 on Jul 29, 2011 4:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
cheeseburgers dislike Jamie Dukes.
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by Stash Musial on Jul 29, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Chapstick dislikes SAPP.
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure why he's on TV
Was he actually a competent player?
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by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Rich Eisen more
right now he is gushing over Ocho going to NE. He has him winning multiple championships…..
I like what I see
This is my first post .. after 6 years in th Middle East, it looks like I picked a good time to come home. I am pumped about the CB and S we picked up .. and I love the name for McClain (Pancakes) .. although he does look more like Jaba the Hut .. I am looking forward to a full sason of football. GO TEXANS
by texmarine on Jul 29, 2011 4:23 PM CDT reply actions 13 recs
Rec'd!
Welcome home marine!
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by HoustonTransplant on Jul 29, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you...
For everything you have done for us. You guys don’t get enough credit. Even though you guys don’t ask for it, you guys deserve so much more.
Thanks for keeping me and my family safe.
Great time to come in
A lot better than bleach :30
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
should i be worried
im reading some bears fan boards and they aren’t real upset about losing manning
From my perspective
The Bears organization and their fans really under value manning because they have such a good front 7.
Well they better
hope that Cro doesn’t hold a grudge
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 29, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Based on reports, media was flocking to Dallas.
I really don't know
Their secondary was awful last year. They have no safety unless they planning on converting a CB to safety….. Sensabaugh is a FA and I doubt they have any money to sign a safety after Nnamdi.
I think Nnamdi fucked up.
If he wanted to most money he should have signed with Houston, if he wanted to play for a fat foot fetishist then he should have gone to New York. Now maybe he doesn’t get what he wants at all.
His agent fucked up
I doubt he wasn’t doing his own negotiations
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
true his agent had alot to do with it
but you cant tell me that if he really wanted to play here he would have said fuck it and took the money.
Yeah
I think he was egging on that Jets bullshit in order to drive Houston’s price up, he didn’t think they would tell him to go fuck himself.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 29, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sadly we will probably never know
what exactly was going through his mind and what his true motivations were.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Question
Between draft and free agentcey, who were the winners this year? I say us, and the saints
by Carter Liles on Jul 29, 2011 4:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Texans, Pats, Seachickens, and Saints all did well
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Eagles didn't do too bad
Granted, one of their biggest moves was a trade but I think that still counts.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
#FUNnamdi
Karma’s a bitch! HAHAHAHA!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Take a note, future big name free agents
This is not how you do it.
HUH
Clarence Hill
Cowboys not in the sweepstakes for Nnamdi Asomugha, his agent Ben Dogra said in a text
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
LOL
I was typing this
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Carolina!
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It's back to the raiders he goes...
with his head held low… BWA HA HA HA… good job Lebron.
Ticker says
Latest: League source says that Jets are no longer in running for Asomugha; agent says that Cowboys are not in sweepstakes either
Potential Destinations: 49ers, Raiders
LOL
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
and if he ends up here?
in some magically delicious otherworld signing
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Thats what they keep saying
but nobody knows what the fuck is going on
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Like i said earlier
Nnamdi doesn’t know what the fuck he wants
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
You know
It’d be a funny twist if he wound up on the Texans as the 2nd highest paid CB on the team. ROFL.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
THAT is some FINE thinkin'.. I like that idea
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Wonder what kind of self-destructive activities...
the Jets fans are subjecting themselves to right now?
We kicked their ass in free agency… hope it continues to the pre-season opener. BWA HA HA
Nnamdi to the Eagles maybe?
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Nnamdi looks headed to the…Eagles.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Nnamdi went from holding all the cards
To holding himself. This is fucking hilarious. WTG Texans FO. You even made transactions you AREN’T involved with awesome!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
by Fuzion on Jul 29, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I personally think the Texans FO f-ed Nnamdi by signing Jo Jo
to that contract. He wanted more money than Jo Jo and cowboys nor jets would bite.
Yup
Seriously, how brilliant does the Texans FO look right now. They have to be congratulating each other and have smiles from ear to ear.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Kinda funny...
People on the Dallas boards are saying Texans were the smart ones in this battle…
I think this may be one of the first times I actually say I’m proud of our FO…
Let's hope it's not our last
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
LOL
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk about a sick secondary
"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris
WOW
RT @Jay_Glazer: Again, I’m reporting the Eagles have signed Nnamdi!!!
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Double confirmed
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Confirmed: Nnamdi to the Eagles. Done.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
This shit is pretty funny
Not getting Nnamdi? Still one of the best nights of the last few seasons football-wise. Lol.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
Holy Shit..
So glad we got joseph once again.. damn thats going to be a sick secondary
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
WAAAAY too much cap space
Not worth it.
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
why would u get a 30 yr old CB for 5 yrs???????????
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Ya!
Charles Woodson clearly showed that doesnt workout!!
oh wait
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
that aint over yet...lotta script to be written on him
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
ok got the trophy, now set money on fire?!?!?!
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You sign these players in hope that it leads to that
Its all worth it when you get one or more super bowls..
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
if he required 5 yr deal then im even more happy the texans didnt do it
#handcuffed
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I was happy when manning signed here
But for the Eagles this is great..
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
DRC+asante+nnamdi is crazy
makes revis+nnamdi look tame
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Nate Allen is a good safety too
Very nice secondary. Their front 7 is still iffy because of Jim Johnson passing away
Added Babin on the other side of Cole, though.
Should have a pretty nice pass rush off the edge.
Yeah but they got VY
Which will negate anything positive
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Why?
He’s losing $30K a day & if he doesn’t show by Week 1, this season wouldn’t count as an accrued year towards his contract. Teams hold all the cards in a holdout now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jul 29, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Cut him after 4?
I still fail to see the problem here. Plus he stated he’d move to safety. Makes sense to me.
thats it?
he fucked himself good
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
Report: Eagles backdoor Jets, Cowboys for Nnamdi
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
Was eagles D good last year?
I know their offense was.
DJax is obbbbbviously going to NYJ now
Duh :P
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
The Eagles will allow him to hold out until
mid- August where they can hold onto him for the next two under the new CBA.
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Trade DRC
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Lololol.
You know we offered more money, and he really would rather play here. Sucks to be Nnamdi
#FUNnamdi
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
^^not this
dont think he wanted to come here at all
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
He’d be a Texan right now if he wanted to. The money was there.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I disagree entirely
I think his agent wanted US to drive the price up and pay more, and was using the Jets to do it. Otherwise he’d have signed with them the moment we dropped out.
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The other way around
He was using us to drive the Jets offer up. When we dropped out there was no way the Jets would up their offer so he didn’t go there.
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to say
I mean, he took LESS money to play with the Eagles. Yes, they have a good secondary, but I’m still not sure they are for sure contenders right now.
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orly? they were pretty good last year and didnt get worse
added DRC and nnamdi. as long as Djack signs, they will def contend…may not win it all, but playoffs for sure
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Vick won't last a full season
Hell, he was out for 3 games or so last season.
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Wishful thinking
But that doesn’t make it a reality. We have no idea how many he’ll play. If he gets hurt then I’ll gladly laugh at the collapse when VY takes over, but if he stays healthy they quite possibly could win it all with that kind of talent.
I know one thing is for sure….I wouldn’t want to see them in the playoffs.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
But we might have to when we get to the Superbowl :-)
Too soon???
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Maybe just a skosh...
…but ain’t it great to dream?
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"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
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IF Vick doesn't get hurt
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
True
But our back>that theirs
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Teams were not prepared for Vick
since his replacing Kolb was unexpected. This year teams will have a much better plan.
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That has never stopped him before
He beat Green Bay in the playoffs once. In the Wisconsin winter, remember?
It’s not like there isn’t tape on the guy. Bottom line…..nobody has figured out how to completely stop Vick. The only way to beat him is to hurt him.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Fuck him...
I think it is a matter of money and respect. He prob didn’t see as as a winner like the Jets or the Eagles. Unfortunately we don’t get the respect we should. Now we have to get in the playoffs!
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
Fortunately we don't get the Nnamdi we don't deserve
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To be fair
we haven’t earned anyone’s respect lately. People WANT to respect us, but its up to our team to produce. Hopefully this is the year.
Nnamdi to Eagles
According to sports radio 610
"You take drugs, Danny?"
"Everyday"
"Good"
by Austin Bob_Ford on Jul 29, 2011 5:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Look up a few coments
Done been confirmed by several sources
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm happy for the Eagles
and I can still like Nnamdi. I’d have hated him if he went to the Cryboys or Jets
At this
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
NP
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
NP
You can watch an empty chair now!
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
They just changed the green jerseys
they have been slobbering over
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
So... the question now is...
What is the “A Team” going to Dallas for and why were they “fist pumping” when they got off the phone?
Hmmmmmm?
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"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Well fist may be involved
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I know one thing
They can’t be fist pumping now. Their division rival just built themselves a super secondary right before their eyes. And they look like chumps for letting it happen.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I know this is a dream but...
Houston vs Philadelphia in the superbowl. How’s that sound?
with vick injured and KY playing QB
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember that thursday night football game.
We popped the shit outta vick.
HAHAHAHA
KY
too funny!
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Right now...
“And with THAT, the Houston Texans advance to the first playoff game in team history!” sounds pretty nice.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
lol
SI_PeterKing Peter King
Atl CB Dunta Robinson just told me, “That’ll be unbelievable, Revis and Nnamdi on one team. That’s why we had to get Julio.” Uh, check that.
Can Julio run yet?
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
He used to matter.....
Not no mo!!!
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
Nnamdi Asomugha to the Eagles?!
Holy. Shit. Scrabble, Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie AND Asante Samuel in the secondary? I think they just became Super Bowl contenders.
Wait, they still have Michael Vick under center. Never mind.
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Word around the campfire is
they are shopping DRC for a MLB
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 29, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Then Just winz
will play!
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I am sure DRC will be traded
well, 43.6% sure
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
NFLN said Arizona is giving up a first rounder for Asante Sammy
"SALTWATERJAG"
by SALTWATERJAG on Jul 29, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Weirdness
So they give up their CB to get a QB, now want to trade a 1st rounder to get one back from the same team?
How often does that happen?
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I hope Andy has a plan for that
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
More signings
We need Vonta, another solid LB or DE/NT, and a punter for sure…
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
what about crowder as depth...anyone like that?
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems injury prone, but as depth he might work... He was a starter.
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
this guy is an idiot...
ClaytonESPN:
Nnamdi’s decision to go to Philly wasn’t a money grab. He was making $15Mil. He gets $12 M a year with $25 million guaranteed.
He probably didn’t have much choice left
As soon as the
Texans told him to go fuck himself, he was always going to make less money.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 29, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Personally I think it was a combo of where he wanted to go and money
But his agent used teams he didn’t want to go to to drive up the price of the teams he wanted to go to.
by Tony Ung on Jul 29, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
^^^THIS^^^
"Don't let anybody tell you McDonald's is bad. That movie Supersize Me? Man, please, that's a movie - it's not realistic" - Chad Johnson
by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
imagine
if we would have sat around andd he goes to eagles and missed out on joseph. i bet those idiot jets fans are all upset cause it feels sssooooo good.
Dirt dog pimp
I think
he wanted to come here, and was just holding out to try to get a few more dollars, he would be a Texan now if we didn’t give up on him. I don’t care cos I like Joseph and Manning better than scrabble anyway.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 29, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Totally agreed Bobby
Totally 100% agreed.
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if he wanted to come here, he would have.
from the jump, all reports were he wanted to play on the east coast and the only reason he wouldnt is if the money was WAY better from texans or bucs or someone similar
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
No Way
that the front office didnt call his agent and say take this offer or we are going to hang up and take joseph. Ultimately i guarantee you Nnamdi Decided he didnt want to be here…
Also
I doubt it was because he dislikes our organization. More that he just wanted something different. I don’t think he’s the type of guy to shit on us for the sake of shitting on us. He at least entertained the idea and went through the motions just to test the market, but since we were only willing to go as far as we did it wasn’t too hard for us to agree to disagree.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
In the who cares department
The #Bills have now signed eight of their nine 2011 draft picks.
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Never Felt better
about the Joseph, Manning choice….
You and 3/4 of the Texans fan base
Seriously, how the hell did the FO pull this off?
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It is a freakin 180 from what we are used to.
Let’s keep trending up from here!
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
Imagine
if we waited and Cincy decided to use their huge cap to secure JJ and now Nnamdi to Philly. We’d be overpaying for Cromartie or even worse we could have been left with noithing.
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Jets...
Still have a pretty good D the last I checked. I dont think theyare as upset as we would have been if we did our typical “eggs in one basket” routine.
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
jets have gotten worse this offseason
looks like most AFC contenders have gotten better
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
fify
but it remains to be seen if they can resign the players they were letting walk to get aso under the salary cap
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
NOBODY wants to be the backup plan
“But I thought you wanted Scrabble? #FUNYJ”
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But
They still stand to lose Cromartie don’t they? Or did he re-sign with them and I missed it?
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Texans = Winning = Two chicks at the same time
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
by USMC_Texas on Jul 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
That has to get a rec
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Amobi looking at Chicago?
AlanBurge Alan Burge
by BigRon281
4 reasons the Bears could be a player for DT Amobi Okoye? – Chicago Sun-Times: suntimes.com/sports/footbal… #texans
What else could we steal get from them?
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Cutler.
Because Schaub sucks ass.
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by RocketsAstros on Jul 29, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
AUBRAYO FRANKLIN PLZZZZZZZZ
and vonta, and clements
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
The impossible wishful thinking part of me thinks
Okoye for Devin Hester.
And then I laugh uproariously at that thought and return to reality.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
But made all of us continue to laugh
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe not that unrealistic.
bears are failing hard at teh offseasonz
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
About half the time
It will be a pre-season game
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I do think it's a steal for them
I am a big Dalton fan.
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Maybe just the CBA guideline
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm happy for the eagles
That team is stacked and best of all cowboy and jet fans are crying their assess off
by TheDream34 on Jul 29, 2011 5:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So I just got home.
Did I hear right that the Eagles also signed Radio?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Uh huh. In that case, let's think about this:
This season is going to see the hybridization of Eagles fans (booing Santa Claus, throwing batteries at baseball players and cheering for debilitating neck injuries to rival teams) with VY fanboyz.
The horror…THE HORROR!!!!
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Like a Zombie apocolypse
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Except the zombies will be extra-violent!
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yessir
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
numbers MOAR numbers!
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSER!
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IN case you missed it above
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
Do you guys think we can pry samuels or FTC from Philly
by TheDream34 on Jul 29, 2011 6:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i meant to say DRC
damn iphone spell check
I think Rick Smith should come out wearing a
“Fuck the World Nnamdi” shirt
We didn't
get fucked by him, the Jets did.
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 29, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I know, but
Rick Smith gave Nnamdi a big “eff off” and got J. Joseph. which was sweet
Empty chairs
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
nope, douche in a suit fiddling with shit
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would you wear a suit in a football organization
Therefore confirms the douche thing
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
jack del rio says
watch your mouth bitch
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Point emphasize, confirmed, etc.
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thats how I feel
when I see Del Rio and The guy from SF wearing 3 piece suits on the sidelines on gameday.lmfao @ the Jags Cunts and Titsans
Only guy that pulled it off
Wore a Fedora
Before the Cowturds were all douches
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Not all the time
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
waiting for the press conference to start
by FLASH94 on Jul 29, 2011 6:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Damn they look good in those hats
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NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
It’s official: The Texans have signed CB Johnathan Joseph & S Danieal Manning. They’ve also re-signed WR Jacoby Jones & DE Tim Bulman
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jul 29, 2011 6:10 PM CDT reply actions
Now Vonta needs to be next...
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Dang Manning looks a lot bigger than joseph
by FLASH94 on Jul 29, 2011 6:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Seems to be a leader too
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup... he's running over JJ...
JJ keeps looking to him for cues…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
The fewer interviews I have to watch with these guys the better...
Andre and Arian have really spoiled me to humble athletes.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
joseph loves the you know phrase
you know? We got a nickname folks
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jul 29, 2011 6:12 PM CDT reply actions
Nothing is worse than "like I said"
especially when its the first time someone has said something. Our entire roster does this.
Yup... I think we shorten it to "UNO"...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
discuss the physicality of the game?
wtf kind of question is that? Ask something you can’t ask any player in the league… geez
Winning attitude?
WTF is that? Lol.
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how long before
“gravelly gravel grumble dumb question, i was in a movie” from pancakes
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:13 PM CDT reply actions
Pancakes isn't there
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
All you can eat at IHOP ?
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WOW... wearing OUT "you know"...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
"You know" drinking game...starting NOW
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:16 PM CDT reply actions
hahaha
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You should be passed out by now
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
SRSLY someone call jesus.
im on my way
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i need a new bottle of vodka and im in no shape to drive
SOMEONE IN SPRING HELP ME
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Alcohol poisoning in 3, 2, 1...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Wexler's a tool, but this makes me laugh
awexler Adam Wexler
Texans FA presser. I just found out Danieal autocorrects on iPhone to Samurai. Did I just find his new nickname #samuraimanning
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His phone is trolling him
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like
I know a lot more now, you know?
Oh. My. Gosh. You Know.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
What? We have an offense? Alert the media!
-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog
I know! You know!
lulz
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Best reciever in the NFL got his props...
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what advice would u give k jax?
STOP FALLING DOWN DUMBASS!
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Nice of him to support KJax... That was a nice touch.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Really
I was expecting “Wade’s Words of Wisdom” or Gary saying something about the “kids”
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You know
I just want to, you know, thank the Texans, you know, for going out there and, you know, throwing me a bone, you know. They, you know, really showed me, you know, how much, you know, they want me, you know. So, you know, I had to do, you know, what was best for Joseph, you know, and his, you know, family.
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by Fuzion on Jul 29, 2011 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
im getting a personalized jojo nembered jersey with "you know" as the name
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
lulz... Sweet... Wish I'd thought of it.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Re-signing Tim Bulman was news to me
I hadn’t seen that before Scurfield tweeted it.
The only person he didn’t say officially signed is Butler. Hopefully just an oversight, or was he able to before today?
Anyone know who the rube was asking Danieal Manning who his favorite Cowboys were growing up?
Can we revoke his press credentials?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Or hit him on the nose with the Sunday edition of the newspaper
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
/chases after imaginary squirrel
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
In all fairness
He asked which team he was a fan of growing up – and he said “Cowboys”
That was a follow up question
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmm...
Doing the math… what were his options?
The question was rigged and I thought NotP8tun handled it well
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Official now: Bears agreed to terms with former Jets DL Vernon Gholston and former Cowboys WR Roy Williams.
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Jul 29, 2011 6:28 PM CDT reply actions
Adam Schefter
Official now: Bears don’t want to win NFC North
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Then maybe
they will want Amobe…..
by Bobbythegreat on Jul 29, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
^^This^
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
#bearsfail
lets trade our steadiest receiving target and pick up everyone elses discarded stool
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
"discarded stool"
You know, people that gush over Shakespeare’s command of the language just haven’t spent enough time on BRB…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Jul 29, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i could have said diarrheal back-spray
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
/frantically takes notes
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
They've clearly lost their minds.
QUICK, someone offer them Okoye for Hester before they come to their senses!!!
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
*Lions.
Packers are going to suffer from the hangover. The Bears don’t care, and the Vikings have no idea what they’re doing.
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
are u crazy?
didnt u see mcnabb vs our texans last year?? hes clearly still got it
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen the Texans defense last year?
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
shit. i forgot to use the sarc font again. my bads but i am a little drunk...
from my solitaire “you know” drinking game
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You know I was thinking about that...
…and I wonder what things would have looked like with DeMeco for the full year and {name blank / the defensive end that blew out his leg week one) for a full season…
WouldaShouldaCouldas…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I FORGOT THE SARCASM FONT
plz stop crushing my soul
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
If he wasn't too busy curling up in a ball.
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
Packers suffer from a hangover?
Not when most of their starters were injured during the run.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I saw it with the Saints firsthand.
They were less hungry, more content, and less willing to put in the effort.
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"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!"
woo hoo ya know...
Joke all you want. But I like it. I honestly feel like these 2 have brains. the ya know has to be nerves. I doubt they are so refined when there aren’t in front of a millions. my self if I couldnt drom f bombs you know would be flowing out of my mouth.lol But these 2 seemed genuine and like they saw us as a team that has winning in it’s imediate future. I loved the laugh but no smack talk out of J Joe about thre Scrabble question. He wanted to be like….F Namdi but thanks for helping get the price up dawg…. The new additions this offseason have all seemed to be good in my book…..Vonta don’t miss the bus
They don't have to be orators to knock slobber out of people...
…I’ll just turn off the interviews… you know?
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
ya me too
cant tell you how many posts almost started with zzzzzzzzzzzzz
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You know it's bad when you Z work email and go WTF?
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Jul 29, 2011 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nnamdi made
the right decision, he is still going to be part of the best CB tandem in the NFL only since he picked the Eagles over the Jets, he will now be on a team with an offense.
/stabs screen
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
You know who made a good decision?
Cromartie. Now someone’s going to overpay him.
yeah thats what cro's known for...good decisions
/babysitting 14 kids
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
title for new thread
zzzzzzzz you know zzzzzzzzz you knowzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:41 PM CDT reply actions
zzz
I also liked that everyone in the F/O was still busy and had to send the new guys out to talk to the media
Nnamdi to Jets
“Sorry guys, I found a better pizza”
this guy again with his astute comments
ClaytonESPN:
Now we know why Matt Leinart stay in Houston and didn’t go to Seattle. The Texans cut Dan Orlovsky "
that picture reminds me of Raistlin
from the Hickman and Weiss Books
but I’m not sure if that’s an Elmore picutre. . . I thought Elmore drew Raistlin better.
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by BattleRedFan on Jul 29, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
obligatory JI sucks post?
or did he say something EXCEPTIONALLY dumb today?
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That'd be a normal day
But especially since its a new subject, I irmly believe we need a lot more Innes hate around here. A lot more. MOAR
His self love isn't what irks me
It is how he belittles callers
And apparently the station puts up with it
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¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
fify
is he still a fat moron that knows nothing about sports
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No his Barry Warner impression
it sounds like he’s sucking a dick on air.
by Mike Kerns on Jul 29, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Because he is!
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
¡uʍop-ǝpısdn puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ʇı uɹnʇ ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno ɹǝʎʍɐן ǝɯos 'ʎɐs noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝq uɐɔ noʎ
by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Of all the things he does,
You think THAT’s the worst?
That said, he can stop doing that immediately.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I can ignore most of it
But that is terrible. And he laughs at it like it’s the funniest thing ever.
Sometimes, I wish I could
Just beat him to death with a wooden cooking spoon.
Ooooooh, I know what I’m doing when I’m not covering training camp in Houston!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i hope you have a LOT of free time
he has a lot of natural protection in the form of blubber to ward off the nastiest effects of a beating
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It'll be an even match-up in that case.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
he'll prob just roll over and purr like a walrus
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
crazy. one of my dogs looks a lot like that only a little bigger!
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
mine is tj, and he is a borderline genius
love him…what breed is yours?
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
we were told corgi/german shepherd for mine
by i hate dumbasses on Jul 29, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
sniff... sniff... sniff... sniff-sniff-sniff...
niiiice
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
What's funny is every time I criticize him on Twitter
He messages me about why don’t I like him.
Ha also kept asking me who Pancakes is yesterday. I didn’t answer him.
You should have.
If for no other reason because I will bet dollars to donuts (because he likes to harp on stupid shit like that) that he would have asked McClain about it and he’d probably have to rehash it.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
There is. But I'm a little fuzzy about how it goes.
BFD would be able to tell you better than I could.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No, there's much more to it than that.
I’d try to explain, but I don’t think I’d do the tale justice.
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting...
I always just assumed that it was because his chins looked like a stack of pancakes…
Huh… UT: enlightening AND entertaining…
…and sadistic
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Here's what LZ told me about Lechler earlier
@Zepp1978 supposedly agent would like to do it to get lechler home, but would raiders take amobi? Doubtful
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by UprootedTexan on Jul 29, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
TELL HIM HE'S REGGIE BUSH
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by Barryfromtexas on Jul 29, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/7/29/2304392/2011-free-agent-watch-day-four-part-ii
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