It's the time of the week again where I solicit questions for the Battle Red Bag.  Won't you please be a dear and send your queries to mattycamp@gmail.com?  In exchange for your help, I'll throw in this random Archer quote.

Archer: I said the cap slips off the poison pen for, like, NO reason, didn't I?

Cyril: I know, but I just assumed that, if anything bad happened --

Archer: Do NOT say the Chekhov gun, Cyril! That, sir, is a facile argument.

Woodhouse: And also woefully esoteric.

Archer: WOODHOUSE!

So send your questions and remember: when they're dead, they're just "hookers."