Arguing With Myself: The Evolution Of Rick Smith
Texans fans, as you know, there are a lot of questions in the world that aren't easily answered. Questions like: What is the meaning of life? How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't sponges living in it? And if you strangle a Smurf, what color would it turn? After last week's free agency madness and the great job that Rick Smith did by bringing in a top-flight cornerback in Johnathan Joseph and a strong safety in Danieal Manning, many people are saying that Smith has turned a corner, that he has evolved as a general manager.
But I have to admit that there's still a part of me that wonders if he has really evolved, or if this year he just felt the pressure of knowing his job was on the line if he didn't produce. Since I can't answer this for myself, I called in an expert to discuss the matter with me. Unfortunately, once he learned that he wouldn't be paid for his time, he bolted. Instead, please welcome to the post: TexanUprooted!
To watch me argue with "myself" hit the jump!
UT: TexanUprooted, thank you for coming.
TU: Yeah, yeah, I thought I told you not to bother me until the lockout was over.
UT: It-it is over. Has been for a couple of weeks now. Have you been living in a cave or something?
TU: I have been staying with Eric Winston. How did you know?
UT: You're wearing his loincloth.
TU: Oh. Right.
UT: Anyway, has Rick Smith improved as a GM? I have to say, I'm not entirely convinced. I think he knew if the Texans didn't improve drastically he would lose his job and if this were any other year, he wouldn't have looked twice at Joseph or Scrabble, much less pursued or signed either of them. He would've gone after Carlos Rogers and settled for Drayton Florence or something.
TU: How dare you sir?!
UT: What?
TU: This is a new era of optimism for the Texans! How can you possibly question our team's front office like that?!
UT: I'm a Texans fan. Optimism doesn't come naturally to me.
TU: Fair point. I do think he has actually made a quantum leap as a general manager. Think about this. You remember last year when he tried going after Leigh Bodden from the Patriots?
UT: Yeah, he Scott Boras'd us and resigned with the Pats.
TU: Right. But that was the only corner he targeted in free agency. He wasn't talking with any other corners that year and once Bodden re-signed, Smith was up a certain creek without a certain instrument. This year, he was talking with both Nnamdi Asomugha as well as Johnathan Joseph. When it became obvious that Asomugha wasn't coming to Houston and Joseph was ready to sign, he didn't hesitate to let Scrabble ride and take the second best corner in free agency. He's at least learned this go-around to hedge his bets.
UT: Huh? Sorry, I was just imagining Rick Smith in a canoe, paddling with a trumpet.
TU: Sigh...sometimes I wonder why I put up with you.
UT: But would he have even talked to Joseph or Asomugha, or even Manning, if his job wasn't on the line this year? I don't think so. I think he would've adhered to his painfully conservative strategy of building through the draft if this were any other year. I mean, look at Rick Smith's non-draft moves since he was hired. With this kind of history at GM, what other reason could there be for him to sign Joseph and Manning other than self-preservation?
TU: I think you just proved my point for me. He has learned that you can't just build through the draft. By the time you have all the pieces in place to be a contender, some parts have become too old and unproductive to make the impact required of them. It might have taken the fear of Bob to get him to sign Joseph and Manning, but he did.
UT: How much of Rick Smith's "evolution" is due to Wade Phillips calling the shots on defense, though? The draft had Phillips' phingerprints all over it, after all. So what if Joseph and Manning were also due to Wade Phillips?
TU: I can't deny that Wade Phillips has had a major impact on the team since his hiring. But he's also taking over for Frank Bush Groucho, David Gibbs Chico, Johnny Holland Harpo, and Robert Saleh Zeppo and he brought in his own guys. The only one still there from last year is Bill Kollar Gummo. Groucho & Company, to put it nicely, had about as much business calling defensive plays as I do...um...as I do...
UT: Wearing Eric Winston's loincloth?
TU: Not where I was going, but okay. Part of this general incompetence includes not having a solid idea about who to pursue in free agency and the draft. Wade knows what pieces he needs to make this defense work and told Rick Smith to get him those pieces. And he actually signed them. One of the biggest complaints about Rick Smith was his supposed inability to sign top-level talent, and this year he's signed one of the best corners in football and a very underrated safety. I would say, if anything, Smith was hamstrung by the Marx Brothers rather than any inabilities he might have had. So if that's the case, he may not have evolved because he hasn't needed to. You see what I'm saying?
UT: That reminds me, I haven't seen "Duck Soup" in a while. I may have to get that on Netflix.
TU: You're out of ritalin again, aren't you?
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So what do you think, Texans fans? Has Rick Smith evolved as a general manager? Has he needed to evolve? Has Rick Smith learned how to do the Greenback Boogie? Which Marx Brothers movie should UT watch instead of "Duck Soup?" Leave your thoughts in the comment section below.
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WTF this article sucks!
I mean I didn’t read it all, but it’s terrible
#sarcasm, good as usual UT. Good shit
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by AllenOU on Aug 1, 2011 2:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 5 recs
Are we going to start TEXANSNUTT'ing every article that comes out?
by nirvash on Aug 1, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Probably for a little while
Its like being /southpaw’d, you gotta run with it at first in order for it to stick.
I forgot
I ended up reading it all
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 1, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that we need to shorten it to "/Nutted"
"Thank you for setting us straight on that Mr. Lombardi...Your cogent use of logical argument backed by your impressive knowledge of the smallest details of the modern professional game has made believers of us all."
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by DilloTex on Aug 1, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I love this place... rec'd
"Thank you for setting us straight on that Mr. Lombardi...Your cogent use of logical argument backed by your impressive knowledge of the smallest details of the modern professional game has made believers of us all."
- tehGrindCrusher
Sure.
Hard not to, after last year and all. He fell victim to one of the most classic blunders; the most famous of which is “never go into a season with Eugene Wilson and Bernard Pollard as your starting safeties”. But only slightly less well-known is this: “You can’t build through the draft if you don’t draft well”.
He has always been pretty good at draft-day trades and working with Kubiak to find scheme fits on the offense. But his defensive talent evaluation and overall valuation of certain positions has been atrocious. Let’s hope Wade has taught him a thing or two (or better yet: that Wade wants to be the Texans’ defensive coordinator for a Dick LeBeau-like tenure).
by Nashmeister on Aug 1, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
In the interest of full disclosure, I made sweet hot monkey love to your last statement.
The thought of Wade being content to be the DC for the next 15 years put a smile on my face
He could move into the front office after that
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 1, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not even close to being Rick's fault for the past...
who told Rick and the fans that Zac Dile’s is close to being a pro-bowl WLB?
who told Rick and us that EW is at least a 6 INT guy if he stays healthy?
who told Rick that K-Jax was the most pro-ready corner to draft?
who told Rick not to pay Dunta? phuck dunta
who told Rick not to draft a mammoth DT?
who told Rick to draft 2 TE every year?
who told Rick not to draft a safety before the 6th round?
whoever it was…it’s that pos’s fault. And he better stick to evaluating offensive players and running the offense only. We and Rick can think Uncle Bob that he finally took away the master key from him and hired a competent DC with a WEIGHT of experience. Bob, did however wait to long to aknowledge that Kube’s and Co. were way over their head on the defensive side of the ball, but at last he has!
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
Bah, it was acknowledged years ago.
Getting a competent DC to actually sign here was the next hurdle.
Excellent
You had me at
The draft had Phillips’ phingerprints all over it,
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
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Makes a huge difference to have a real DC, doesn't it?
We have had a good offseason. I’m ecstatic that Wade is here.
You'd think...
But yet, there were plenty of fans on this very blog who were asking for Watt, Harrison, and Reed in the draft, along with Joseph and Manning in free agency. It shouldn’t take a defensive coordinator to get the GM to do his job correctly.
Just thinking about that gives me the shakes....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I voted that he evolved
But I don’t think he has necessarily changed his philosophy very much. I think last year was the exception instead of the norm and he made a huge mistake in going young on secondary. CB wasn’t very deep for Free Agents last year, so he needed to have got something done with Bodden and didn’t. Who knows what the circumstances were.
I still think he has done a lot of good things. He did a good contract for DeMeco. He re-did ’Dre’s contract to keep him happy. He has found us some solid contributors in FA (Antonio Smith, Dreessen and others). He got us Schaub.
I think our real problem has been coaching. If he is involved in that, he hasn’t landed us good defensive coaches until this year. But in terms of finding contributors out what’s available I’d say he was never bad at that.
It would have been obvious to damn near anyone that we had to look for FA’s to shore up our secondary. I don’t think that’s necessarily a change in philosophy just because he was able to pull it off.
i voted no because while I like everything we did in the offseason, I ask myself
if Wade isnt here in 2012, do I trust Smith and/or Kubiak to draft and sign defenseive talent? No.
Its obvious that on the offensive side of the ball they know what theyre doing and they have a plan bc Kubiak knows what kind of players he wants for his scheme. Its also obvious they were just throwing darts on the defensive side. I partially blame Kubiak for this because I think it’s his show. I partially blame Smith for this because if Kubiak doesnt have a plan, he should be able to come up with one since he is you know, the GM. All in all, I still dont have a lot of faith in Smith and I hope Wade is around for a while.
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i agree with this in part.
but since they never had a REAL defensive presence to show them the way to go, it was essentially the blind leading the blind. that’s what makes this a perfect marriage.
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I think Rick's evolved
It’s hard not to learn lessons on the job. Those who don’t learn are quick to be out of a job and likely not to get hired again.
Still, I think he finally has someone on the defensive side who has a clear vision of what he wants. The offense has had that for years in Kubiak…he knows what he wants at certain positions and that’s a reason why the roster is so strong and stable on that side of the ball. For years, you had jokers on the defensive side who had no consistent philosophy aside from suck and not develop talent. Wade and his staff have provided a tremendous amount to the organization already. If these guys can now go out and win….we just may have found the perfect formula for Houston football.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Kub's just needs to...
lay off the TE’s. Granted I’m only in my 40’s, I didn’t see the NFL before the 70’s, but has there ever been a team (coach) so enamored by the TE position before?
Texans homer living among obnoxious Ain't fans.
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
Other than Duck Soup?
Duck Soup is a perfectly cromulent movie, you should definitely go with that.
I'm not sure I agree...
I have a hard time believing Richard was settling for lessor players before out of complacency. If he was given the freedom and money to pursue top flight free agents and thought it was a good deal, why wouldn’t you pursue/sign them. Laziness?
To me it seems that he learned a lesson. He made a mistake in assessing the talent of his team. There was one CB he thought was worth pursuing, he couldn’t get him and concluded the team would be able to suceed anyway. He was wrong and he recognized it (or someone recognized it for him).
More importantly, I think the whole organization realized the error of their ways. This transformation was surely impacted by a fresh set of eyes in the form of Wade Phillips. I don’t think Richard Smith alone sets the tone for the organization, what they will spend, and their FA spending strategy.
However it came to be, Richard Smith was put in a position to revamp the defense, was given money to spend to acheive this goal, and seems to have done a great job of it. I’m less concerned by the motivation than I am the results.
by WakePhil on Aug 1, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
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I’m less concerned by the motivation than I am the results.
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Never try to baptize a cat.
Perhaps not complancency...
So much as just not understanding how severe the holes were.
With Richard Smith and Frank Bush, we had two unproven coordinators who probably wanted to make a name for themselves on scheme alone. Nobody wants to get hired for the job, then go to their boss and say, “I can’t get it done with the tools I have”. Perhaps it did take Wade Phillips coming in to convince him to be more active. If you have one of the most brilliant defensive minds in the game telling you that he can’t assemble a defense with the pile of crap you’ve given him, it tends to make you think twice about the job you’ve done.
Question for the board
Who is the former player who was talking BS about Rick Smith? Something about how he invited him into his office so he could ask him if he was really injured or just wanting to collect his paycheck with minimal sweat effort? Oh, yes, it just came to me. Ahman Green.
In your face, Ahman!!!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Well...maybe.
But an unprompted Marcus Coleman (with no obvious axe to grind) was none too positive on Rick Smith’s relationships and treatment of agents and players in general. That isn’t exactly new…those whispers have been out there for a while. I realize that’s only one side of the story and Rick has done pretty well…so credit where it’s due. Let’s hope the apparent learning of past mistakes is a permanent one.
Before that the main source of such stories was LDJA12.
I’ll reiterate a point I made a month or so ago: My opinion of Rick Smith was elevated by the news that he asked Ahman Green if he was faking his injuries. It was appropriate.
That could be, but I don't read Justice
The rumors I was talking about were from former players (sour grapes maybe), and from Zierlein, which came from scouts and agents. It wasn’t just his treatment of players but his poor social skills with agents that was troubling.
And, if we are going to take those kinds of insinuations into account, then let's look around the league and see if anyone ever has a complaint about another team's GM
Oh, I’m sure there aren’t any complaints that All Davis wants to talk about. How about right here in the AFC South? Chris Polian, Mike Reinfeldt, and Gene Smith are all beloved by all former players and all fans, right? Unquestioned!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I'm pretty sure my statement had a caveat with regard to former players
I get it. You really really really like Rick Smith. He’s done a fabu job this offseason…I agree with that part. I’m just not sold that he would have pulled this off without Wade showing up. And I could really care less, I like the results, I really do. But the question and poll concerned RS, and that’s my opinion.
I agree with Rip. I dont want a namby pamby GM
or one thats a buddy with the agents. There are times you need to be tough on the players too. At the same time you could go too far with it, which is your point. That is true as well. I think you get the best results when you strike the right balance. Rick seems to have done a good job this year, so maybe he has found that balance.
To be clear, that wasn't really my point
although i can see why it would be taken that way. I don’t want a namby pamby GM either. The rumors that I was talking about had to do with Smith’s lack of responsiveness to agents, his talking out of both sides of his mouth to players and agents , and yes, his treatment of players. But it wasn’t a hardline approach but a lack of respect approach. Being a hard-ass may not make you friends with players, which i’m okay with, but being arrogant and disrespectful will get you universally hated and mistrusted…which makes it harder on future negotiations.
I think you get the best results when you strike the right balance. Rick seems to have done a good job this year, so maybe he has found that balance.
I agree 100% with this. I hope he has.
Correction:
You’re wearing his loincloth on your head!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Tough to call out Rick about last season
Pickins were slim on CBs and Safeties and Rick might have given a lot of money to a guy not worthy of a big contract and then we would’ve been stuck this season when the market was much better.
Maybe he could’ve signed Mike Brown and Dre Bly to a couple of two year deals, but I’m not sure that would’ve made the difference in making a push for the playoffs. We still lost Barwin and DeMeco to season ending injuries early in the season and that had a major impact on the Texans masking the secondary’s vulnerability.
[paula abdul]Sometimes you have to take a step back in order to take two steps forward[/paula abdul]
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
Im fine with not getting Bodden.
Im not fine with drafting Kareem ahead of McCourty. Hindsight being what it is, thats easy to say. The consensus at the time was that McCourty was a better talent.
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Agreed
I think K-Jax was the safe pick because of the bigger and much more talented conference he played for; however, his weaknesses may have been masked by the amount of talent that was in Bama’s secondary. The other side of that argument is his development as a rookie compared to McCourty’s may not have been equal. It’s possible K-Jax could thrive in a scheme where coaches can actually…you know…coach.
I wanted McCourty, but dude might well have been just as bad given the talents he was surrounded by had he been drafted a Texan.
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by H-town Fanatic on Aug 1, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Well the improvement in Smith and the FO IMO is rather simple.
Kubiak gets a lot of flack (most of it deserved) but he knows offense and he knows how to find talent on that side of the ball.
Getting Andre to superstar WR status.
Trading for Schaub. Signing Kevin Walter. Drafting Jacoby Jones. Signing undrafted Arian Foster. Signing Vonta Leach. Fixing the OL etc etc. He’s made the offense one of the best in the NFL the past few years.
The problem is, since 2006-2009 he failed to hire a competent DC who could spot talent and develop it like Kubiak does with his offensive players. Sure we drafted some good defenders like Mario,Demeco,and Cushing but it’s the smaller name guys. The Tramon Williams of the world who you have to be able to identify and develop.
I remember reading here I believe, comments Kubiak made about how efficient Wade was in identifying his targets for the draft. Narrowing it down to like 30 desirable defenders where as Frank Bush did nothing like that.
The FA signings we got were a no brainer to me though. It was probably Wade telling Smith who he felt would contribute to this team on defense and just a matter of making those offers.
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
by Ethan Matz on Aug 1, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
casserly called
he said he is the only gm in the history of the texans and rick smiths private life is his own. He also stated what has rick done he hasn’t?
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I think so... But don't tell casserly
he thinks al of his moves have made the texans the patriots of the south.
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Bringing up Casserly always makes me laugh, then cry, then laugh, then......
But, there are a few remaining draftees during the Casserly era that are still Texans: AJ, Mario, DeMeco, OD, and I think that’s it. Although the latter three, I think, many don’t want to give Casserly credit for. But, Rick Smith definitely can’t take credit for them. All the other Texans were brought in under RS. This year’s draft class, I think, Wade Phillips gets a lion’s share of the credit. RS would likely acknowledge that, but I’m sure he was involved in a big way. Wade Phillips, however genius he is, couldn’t have come in here and operated in a vacuum. So, we have to give RS props for working in a team-oriented FO, where everyone’s opinions are valued and listened to. If he was an authoritarian-type, this wouldn’t be working right at this moment.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Now, not sure if everyone agrees with what I just said above, but let's apply it to UT's poll up above
I said RS is a team-player and a good listener when it comes to developing the team. Has he evolved in this trait or has he always been like that?
I don’t know all the specifics, but I am going to say he has improved in this respect. This draft class is my case in point.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
oh wait....
On Barwin:
Dude is freaking ripped though. Nothing new, but he looks like the incredible hulk or something.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Mario:
(on his shape) "I’m trimmer. I’m still at 285 but I’m much trimmer."
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
I think he has evolved
It has been slow, and he has been held back by a series of bad DC’s. I think you are in a bad situation as a GM if your DC is inept. The DC tells you what he thinks he needs, and you either try to get it for him and hope he knows what he is doing, or you override him and do something you think is better, and in that case you may be giving the wrong personnel for the system (I know…what system), The point is, if you override him, even if your right on principle it may not work. So in addition to Wade bringing knowledge to the table, it also allows for Rick to show what he can really do. I think Gary is the weakest link, but we can leave that for another day.
I'm ready for James Casey to be the FB
I’m hoping to see the world’s first FB pass TD. LOL
Quote from the Mothership on the first day of camp. I like the "first day of school" analogy.
"It’s Day One. It’s like the first day of school, everything. Everybody’s all excited, everybody’s all jacked up. This morning, I bet we had to be out here at 7:50; half the guys were out here at 7:30, 7:40. In a week, that won’t be anything like that, but Day One, everybody’s all jacked up, juiced up, ready to go."
- OLB Connor Barwin, on the enthusiasm surrounding the first day of practice
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Never try to baptize a cat.
i just read that presser too, pretty in depth.
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not sure the words "jacked up, juiced up" were the best to use
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 1, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
haha, I thought that too
“juiced up” especially
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It's called "full disclosure"
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 1, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
"The whole team was juiced out of their minds!"
No matter how bad it gets,I will believe.It's the only thing I have left for the Texans.
Oh fuck, will our entire defense pop positive on the drug test???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Aug 1, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I voted yes
And I admit to seeing him through beer goggles because I’m pleased (and frankly surprised) by how free agency went for the Texans.
I’d like to admit right now to being on the “fire Rick Smith” bandwagon for about a year now. My main complaint was not his free agent signings, which I think overall have been at least average and there have been a few real gems in there (I bet a lot of teams would gladly give two 2nd round picks for Schaub right now for example). No, my complaint was about his lack of action, particularly as it pertains to signing (or even drafting effectively) defensive players, particularly a proper nose tackle or safety.
Well, still no big guy in the middle, but the Texans clearly came ready to be aggressive in free agency this year, and they made just about every move I could have asked for, including retaining most of our best existing players (the Bengals will tell you that’s valuable right now), something Smith’s always been pretty good at. How much of that is due to Wad? Well, probably most or all of it on the defensive side. But for Smith, recognizing that neither he nor Kubiak is capable of evaluating defensive talent, and turning the reins over to someone who can do it is the best move for the organization in this case, and from appearances that’s what Smith seems to have done. However it was on him to get the deals done and he did it. This year is a step forward for Rick Smith no matter how you look at it.
Lastly, if he stepped up like this only because his job was on the line, so what? The cause doesn’t change the result.
Now I just have to remind myself that we haven’t really seen the result yet, but any failure to produce a good season this year can’t be put on Smith in my opinion.
"A threat is about a verb short of a win..." - TEXSON
Whose rankings?
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by UprootedTexan on Aug 1, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
RankingsRus?
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 1, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
bleacher report
would take those rankings with a grain of salt
"We're goin with what we got"
by silentassassin on Aug 1, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like the name of running article we could have had around here
Bleach-r-Report
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 1, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bleacher Report is about as serious as a next day marriage proposal after a one night stand.
Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.
That depends on how hot she is... could be pretty serious.
"Thank you for setting us straight on that Mr. Lombardi...Your cogent use of logical argument backed by your impressive knowledge of the smallest details of the modern professional game has made believers of us all."
- tehGrindCrusher
I voted no
The biggest reason why the texans were so aggressive in free agency was because Smithiak’s job is on the line
I am ok with that with 2 caveats
1) they realize their ass is ALWAYS on the line, and
2) it was their doing and not something Bob said…like go get a cb and a fs…or else. But if that is the case they are just puppets and Bob may as well fire them anyways and get someone else in there he can trust.
This article is stupid...
You just lost a blogger cause I am butt hurt. That is all.
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
by USMC_Texas on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
well if you cant handle stupid
you shouldnt be a Texans fan…. :P
To be fair, I didn't read the article.
I don’t have to as I know what everyone is gonna say! #imawesome
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
by USMC_Texas on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well to be fair
I didnt read your post, I just wanted to make a comment about stupid and the Texans.
I didn't read the article...
But it was one of the most well-written and insightful posts I’ve ever seen. These are the kinds of posts I come here for (even though I don’t read them) and you can be sure I’ll be around more from here on so I can (not) read more articles like this one.
/reverse Nutted?
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Nice!!
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
by USMC_Texas on Aug 1, 2011 10:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Reverse nutted?
Well more likely you get added to the staff so you can give BFD his sponge baths.
Whatever it is - it sounds painful
"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 1, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
goo'd - /Reverse Nutted with a half-twist
Sounds like a Greg Louganis maneuver…
"Thank you for setting us straight on that Mr. Lombardi...Your cogent use of logical argument backed by your impressive knowledge of the smallest details of the modern professional game has made believers of us all."
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