MDC: You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: (scared) Y-y-yes!
MDC: There's this passage I got memorized --- Ezekiel 25:17 --- sort of fits this occasion:
The mail bag of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inanities of the stupid and the tyranny of evil firewalls. Blessed is he who, in the name of hilarity and entertainment, shepherds the blog through the offseason of darkness, for he is truly his website's keeper and the entertainer of bored readers. And I will hand down unto thee with great sarcasm and questionable content answers and humorous links in response to your questions. And you will KNOW my name is MDC when I lay my Battle Red Bag upon you.
So ... yeah. After skipping a week during the free-agency rush and doing a single-question bag last week, the Battle Red Bag returns in its usual format tomorrow. As always, send you questions, thoughts, observations, ruminations, and other assorted ponderings email@example.com. And, to steal one more line from the movie, "If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions."