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Texans Training Camp Roundup: They All Got Through In One Piece (except for a few campers who are lepers).

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Training camp was closed to the public today, though it was open to media types. So, rather than reading a panoply of impressions and observations from UprootedTexan as well as other BRB readers, we are limited to --- sigh --- whatever the "real" media deign to report upon.

(That our resident SBN/BRB representative does not count as "media," while some people with no discernible talent do, is grating to say the least.  But, you know ... whatever.  Let the old guys pretend that newspapers aren't dying off like so many Irish Elk during the Pleistocene epoch.)

Anyway, yeah. Camp was closed to the unwashed masses, more's the pity. After the jump, some choice blockquotes from the Chron, plus a couple other nuggets of mental deliciousness.

Star-divide

Last year, late in the season, a rakishly handsome and terrifically brilliant fellow said to me, "Glover Quin would be an elite safety. Not good, elite." I'd been on the Quin-as-safety bandwagon for a while, but this was the first time I heard someone make a statement so bold. While it's too early to say whether history will prove BFD correct, I am reminded of his prediction when I read things like this:

Glover Quin was the team's best cornerback after his first two seasons, but he was moved to strong safety during the offseason. Quin has good size (6-0, 203), speed (4.55), instincts and hitting ability for safety.

In the morning practice, Matt Schaub threw a beautiful pass to the sideline for Andre Johnson. Right when Johnson was about to catch the ball and pull it to his chest, Quin showed a great closing burst, reached out and stripped the ball from Johnson, which doesn't happen very often.

Also from the linked article, something that is interesting for all the wrong reasons:

Receiver Devard Darling, the Houston native who began his college career at Florida State then transferred to Washington State, worked out for the scouts betweem [sic] pratices today.

[...] Darling began his career with Baltimore. He missed last season after suffering a torn anterior cruciate ligament in the preseason playing for Kansas City. No word on whether the Texans will sign him.

Darling did not miss last season because of a torn ACL.  He missed 2009 because of a regular season (week 1) ACL injury.  He missed 2010 because, despite being cleared medically and expressing interest in playing in the NFL, only the UFL's Omaha Nighthawks showed any interest.  Even ignoring the two factual errors, however, count me among the people who have no interest in a 29-year-old WR who couldn't get a job last season.

Some quick hits from elsewhere around the web:

Technically this is from yesterday, but my love for Darryl Sharpton is well-documented, and this article only made me like him more.  "If you're doing your best, don't worry about the rest."  Indeed.

No shock here, but Kubiak is holding Arian Foster out over the weekend, even though the running back is "doing fine."  Ben Tate could return tomorrow.  It's not mentioned, but I assume Steve Slaton will return whenever having a hamstring injury is not the hip thing that all the kids are doing.

Paul Kuharksy has an interesting piece on Kevin Walter and, among other things, Walter's thoughts on the silliness of people saying that the Texans need a new WR2.

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I'm going to go out on a limb

and say Quin has a 3 sack 5+ int season as a safety this year…which is 3465789865423 times better than anything Eww could have contributed

by brc9210 on Aug 11, 2011 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I like your math

but you may be being conservative. On the “times better,” I mean.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks MDC.

I would have done it myself, but I pulled a hamstring and had to stop writing midway through.

Excellent job, though, couldn’t have done better myself!

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Flashback 2010

I don’t recall many, if any, training camp reports that were so positive about the defense. I remember Mario was hurt during camp with the hernia…..Kareem and company were toasted but “it was a trial by fire” thing……talk of Cushing “not being worried” about a month off…..and that’s about it. No dominating linemen, no youngsters stepping up, and no secondary members making plays. It feels like a complete turnaround, and I love it.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Cushing said the defense was "playing with confidence."

Don’t know if that’s anything to do cartwheels over but still it’s pretty damn encouraging.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not cartwheeling nor am I convinced until I see it in action

but I’m much more encouraged by what I’m reading especially when compared to last year. There seems to be a change in effort and confidence….you have to start somewhere, right?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

And the more I'm seeing in TC and based on what I heard from the radio on TC today,

Kareem Jackson will not be CB2 when the season begins. He was beaten deep by Dorin Dickerson for an 80 yard TD.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa...

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. While Jason Allen's no world beater, he's been a lot better in TC than Jackson in my opinion.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see Brandon Harris

but thats probably a horrible idea and my brain is probably addled by watching the Dodgers right now.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 11, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a shared bad idea, then.

Because I would love to see it. I still feel like he may play himself into the role sooner rather than later.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once bitten by rookie cbs

twice shy

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by nolander on Aug 11, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

I think Harris has a real shot to finish the season as the #2 but I don’t see this staff wanting to open the season with another rookie on the outside. Allen will probably get the nod because he’s been pretty consistent in camp (from everything I’ve read) and he’s the safer bet, but I would not at all be surprised if Harris out plays everyone not named Joseph.

Kareem on the other hand has a LONG way to go to instill any sense of confidence in me. Not only do I think he shouldn’t be the #2, I don’t even think he should be the nickel at this point. If it were me I’d roll with Joseph, Allen, and Harris.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Aug 12, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

by week four Brandon should be starting

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 11, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I would too, but given Kubiak's generally conservative nature,

I expect Allen would be his first choice for CB2.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

And, let's be honest...

that doesn’t sound like a terrible alternate option.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be ok with 3 of 4 dbs being elite

but my concern would be B Harris never seeing the field because he is buried behind K Jax and J allen

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by nolander on Aug 11, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh J.Allen probably won't be retained after this season.

Unless he does something he hasn’t done his entire career. That play at a high level and not be a liability in coverage.

Brandon Harris is probably the future CB#2.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry about Harris getting stuck behind K-Jax

If he’s better, he’ll take the nickel spot while Allen gets the #2 spot

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 11, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you could bump Jackson down to #4

And let Harris be the starting nickel

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by Hydroshock on Aug 12, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Harris could definitely be good, considering....

If your mind was on football as much as mine was the lockout….I kept checking on AJ’s twitter account (as well as a few others). Harris was working out with AJ and Ochocinco in Miami….along with some other alumni from “The U”. Any practice he can get in covering those two, should definitely help him out for the good of the team.

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by theweigthouse on Aug 12, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

This video has some in-depth highlights when he played in college

Guy always seem to be around the ball when it’s thrown, which apparently is what he’s also doing in training camp. The film don’t lie from what I’ve seen in TC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbQFAqEYI2k

by Tony Ung on Aug 12, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

That’s the longest player highlight vid I think I’ve ever watched. And loved every minute of it.

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by Hydroshock on Aug 12, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he just looks solid.

Great recognition of routes and times his tackles perfectly.

by Tony Ung on Aug 12, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

If our starting CBs

Are JJ, and a guy who had 6 ints last year, im excited

I see myself as an entertainer and an Icon. Oh and C finnegan can go F*** himself. @THEREALALLENOU on twitter

by AllenOU on Aug 11, 2011 6:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Two first round picks from 2006 draft

With 5 seasons behind them playing CB for us?

/signed!!!!

by MeMongo on Aug 11, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

and don't forget

the help behind them is a real live NFL safety and Quin. Upgrade by a factor of 3.

And then multiply that by the upgrade that a real NFL DC calling the shots gives us, and I’d say we may even be an average defense this season.

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

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by chrisd21 on Aug 12, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

GQ

Is ready for Monday to watch the game to see what the d is going to do.watched a Andre interview and he said the defense gave them all they could handle. If he’s saying that something bugs happening

damned if ya do damned if ya dont

by texansboy4life on Aug 11, 2011 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I LOVE ME!!!!!

In a rakish kind of way. Baby.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 11, 2011 6:30 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Where do I start

I see myself as an entertainer and an Icon. Oh and C finnegan can go F*** himself. @THEREALALLENOU on twitter

by AllenOU on Aug 11, 2011 6:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

GQ

I think Quinn will have the biggest improvement on stats going into next season (Texans wise) Given that’s a pretty safe bet to make considering that our line up has changed alot. K-jax is going to see alot less playtime (one can only assume) Amobi was released, both safetys are gone, and Cushing and ‘Meco were injured. Mario will have more sacks, but it won’t be a major improvement like GQ

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

They are desperate for LB's.

Looked nice last couple drives though.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanted Matthews in the draft

I’m not sure where he would have fit in, but where he got picked was a bargin for a Matthews

by keener713 on Aug 11, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we had gotten him, he'd be backing up Demeco or Cushing

More than likely behind Sharpton

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by The Night Owl on Aug 11, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somewhat OT

Is there anyway to watch any of the preseason games tonight? (without cable or satellite, or that NFL Preseason thing that the NFLN site offers)

by SideSwipe226 on Aug 11, 2011 7:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Not that I know of.

Some websites might be streaming but I don’t know any.

Only way I know how to watch them all is the re-airs on NFLN.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here found one.

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/77913/1/watch-baltimore-ravens-vs-philadelphia-eagles.html

Won’t work if you use Internet explorer though. Works with Firefox, Chrome, or Safari.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, thanks!

I’ve been looking for one!

by SideSwipe226 on Aug 11, 2011 8:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I did too if Okung could stay healthy for longer than 15 minutes at a time.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was. I saw it.

Friggin’ ankle problems.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

what did yall see that made you like the

seattle Oline?..when i watched that first quarter, although they did open up 2 holes for lynch i thought when he left the game there was really no more good push for a run, and that they were just flat out terrible in pass protection. if tavaris wasnt so fast and athletic he would have take 3-4 sacks instead of i think the 2 he did..im lost on them being good..ill have to rewatch, but what did yall see that u actually liked?

by Mike Ram on Aug 12, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well for starters the fact that they could actually open holes for the running game.

In the past couple of years, the line hasn’t exactly been a world beater when it comes to creating running lanes.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks to me like all he has done

is hand the rock to Ronnie Brown and make a couple bad throws including when Pollard made him look like a dumbass and commit a intentional grounding penalty…

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by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 11, 2011 7:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

But if they win the game

that’s all him.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

its already been factored in

to his win percentage.

I think there’s some “moral victories” in his stats as well.

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Aug 11, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Naaaaah. He hasn't had one of his famous screaming fits/on-field meltdowns yet.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS

man did he ever…although he did have the one pass that was high and behind that could have been a nice TD, he still was very sharp and what i really like was his quick progressions..2 times out of his 5 passes were not to his first option

by Mike Ram on Aug 12, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Quality media is right...just blame it on Jeff

…should get a lot of action in practice and in Sunday’s preseason opener against the New York Jets.

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by chuckiepoo on Aug 11, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Looking cross-eyed at VY makes him shit his pants.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spotting him the C-A-

and asking him to spell “cat” has the same effect.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pollard nice blitz on VY. Forgot he was a Raven.

Forced an intentional grounding.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like they will use him to blitz a lot.

He’ll be trouble when we face them.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

He won't be trouble unless

we’re in a lot of two WR sets. If we go three wide with a TE as well, he’s gonna have to help cover someone. Then he’s trouble for the Ravens.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ravens have a competent DC.

They won’t let him get exposed. They’ll use him on run downs or early downs. As a blitzer he’s pretty good. His in the box presence is also a plus for them.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know they'll protect him more than we did.

But, at some point, he’s going to be forced into coverage. And we know how that ends. I’d like to think that, if they have him on the field in their first-down package, we decide that throwing on first is a good plan.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps.

Watching them right now they are blitzing him a lot and using man.

He’s moving a lot to. Disguising what he’ doing. Plays a little zone in a cover 2 as well. He’s not starting though.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Annnnd he just got and INT.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am speechless.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off of Mike Kafka.

Perspective. It matters.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

if they have him on the field in their first-down package, we decide that throwing on first is a good plan.

BUT GIVE THE BALL TO FOSTER OMG WTF WHY ARE WE THROWING ON FIRST RUN THE BALL MORE /repeat 1000000 times and you have a typical 2010 game thread

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by nolander on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

He’s playing against back-ups and 3rd teamers. Why the hell would we be worried? Have Andre do a double move and his ass is toast.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

omg that Jags kick return was so exciting

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by Toolshed1 on Aug 11, 2011 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Said it before, I'll say it again.

We’re going 5-1 in the division.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

if this is true

please let us lose to the Jags.

I hate them the least.

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Aug 11, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

they really do

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 11, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're going to have to do a lot of running this year.

Can we get Clipboard Jesus out on the field now?

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT Breaking News.

Texas A&M is leaving the Big 12 for the SEC.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Officially.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally!

Whiners

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 11, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Horn's to Pac 16 baby!

or soon to be Pac 16

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 11, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Superconferences are going to be the future.

SEC trying to go 16 teams to.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

15 + Vanderbilt

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way. They'll go independent if anything.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going Independent in an era of superconferences is only screwing yourself.

Texas and the Big 10 have done this dance for a while…..I can see it happening. HUGE cash in Texas vs. Nebraska, Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, if you want rumors, I heard something about the Big 12 taking new teams into the conference

Specifically teams who are more amenable to allowing UT to have their precious Longhorn Network.

(also that UH is first on the list of schools for expansion.)

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've heard

That the Big T1e2n might be looking for two more, most likely Iowa State and someone like Cinci.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll throw out the whopper

Notre Dame, Texas, and possibly Missouri/Kansas, and Rutgers to the Big 16.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really wish

MU would come to the Big Ten, but I don’t think they (or KU) will ever do something to break up that rivalry. It brings too much money to KC on a yearly basis.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Big 12 was serious

They’d nab UH, TCU, Boise, BYU.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way they get TCU.

Boise and UH, I would say are definitely gettable. BYU might be tricky, though.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

BYU has their own network

They’d probably be cool with UT’s network and they want to be in a big conference.

TCU’s tricky but they’d still be in a BCS conference with much shorter travel distances. Baylor might be pissy, but TCU’s a big fish.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except, they're already independent. They don't need the help from UT or the Big 12.

I doubt TCU would move to the Big East and then wait another couple of years to move to another BCS conference, though. But it would be a good get for them.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

BYU's an independent without the ND BCS clause

They’re kind of irrelevant without BCS help.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really? I thought all independents fell under the 10 wins = BCS clause.

Shows what I know.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

10 wins...

plus a certain minimum ranking, no? Or am I thinking of something else?

The BCS sucks cock.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Due to the “Notre Dame rule”, independent Notre Dame receives an automatic berth if it finishes in the top eight. Notre Dame also receives a separate and unique payment from BCS Bowl proceeds, often a very substantial one, regardless of their seasonal win-loss record. The “Notre Dame Rule” has been one area of ongoing controversy (one of many) regarding the BCS and its exclusion of almost half the teams in the Football Bowl Series from any realistic opportunities to win or compete for the BCS Championship while giving Notre Dame particular unique advantages and opportunities.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just threw up on my shoes

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by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 11, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think they did.

Can’t remember which one though.

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by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big East.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boise would make a lot of sense

Utah just moved to the Pac-12 so that’s unlikely
BYU wouldn’t be bad
TCU could be tricky seeing as they just went to the Big East, but they could accept to play more in-state teams & cut down on travel costs for non-profit sports

Ideally, Adding BYU, TCU, Boise State, UH, Rice, SMU, UTEP, & Tulsa as well as getting rid of Iowa State would make for a nice super conference.

Proposed Conference Alignment
Big XVI North:
Boise State, BYU, Tulsa, OU, OSU, Kansas, KSU, Missouri
Big XVI South:
UT, TCU, SMU, UH, Rice, Baylor, TTU, UTEP (All Texas Division)

This would be a nice conference because you add some nice teams in BYU & BSU, you scavenge C-USA & take teams close to their big teams while keeping their rivalries intact, plus from a market standpoint you add both the Houston market with UH & Rice as well as the Dallas-Fort Worth market with TCU & SMU to this proposed super conference, as well as the possibility of negotiating a deal with Jerrah to play a Big XVI Championship Game in the Deathstar every year

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

TCU and UH make the most sense

but TCU can’t sell tickets, the Big 12 doesn’t need another Baylor.

by BrownCrayon on Aug 12, 2011 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think

if tcu was in a conference with other texas teams they would sell tickets. I have been a horn frog fan for a while and always thought they should move to the big xii. As an aggie fan, I hope they get back to wrecking crew days quick. UH would be a good fit as well in the 12 I miss the coogs actually having a shot @ a bcs bowl I think it is why their recruiting took such a hit. Kolb was one of the few to move on to the nfl since the death of the swc

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by Taco Joe on Aug 12, 2011 3:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is all working out perfectly for me

This will just create more movement opening up spots for my Lamar Cardinals when we’re ready to jump to the FBS level in a few years.

Also I thought it would have been funny if at the last minute Texas called the SEC about maybe joining just to see Aggie fans explode.

My guess is Texas either goes to the Big 10 or PAC something. Independent is great when you are at the top, but it’s brutal when you have the inevitable down years…especially if those down years come around the same time as TV negations.

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by papabear on Aug 12, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking News

Texas A&M has just become Ole Miss V2.0

by Bobbythegreat on Aug 11, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...don't remind me.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

It feels so good to be talking about actual football...well, okay, preseason football.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

still counts

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 11, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Girls looking sharp offensively so far.

Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.

by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha up to punt.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops FG.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and just like that the drive stops and they settle for a field goal.

I’m already in regular season jinx form.

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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's the problem with Anna-Megan Riley?

Don’t know the story behind her like I do with Pancakes.

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by bone31crusher on Aug 11, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Or the "no discernible talent" descriptor?

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, can anybody explain to me what her "Sex, Love, and Relationships" blog

Has to do with sports? In the slightest?

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It exists

only to see how long I can go without making ridiculously inappropriate jokes when she posts links on Twitter. I am sure of this.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh

Didn’t realize it was her who started that shit. Not surprised though, she’s from the Chron.

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by bone31crusher on Aug 12, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't listen to them

MDC has had a huge crush on her for years. Combine that with his emotional maturity level of a pre-pubescent teenage boy and this is what you get.

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by papabear on Aug 12, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

For going Chron-style and not getting a single thing right.

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by MDC on Aug 12, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whatever

I heard you slipped her a “do you like me circle yes or no” note last time you were in town.

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by papabear on Aug 12, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Funny you mention a note.

Check your email.

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by MDC on Aug 12, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Don't open it if it is ticking...

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by DilloTex on Aug 12, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bah

Tebow bailed out on interference call.

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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Sooooo

Is Tebow looking better or worse than Orton so far.

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much much worse

Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.

by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

According to Gregg Rosenthal...
Cowboys announcers: I’ve never seen a QB more inaccurate in warmups in my life than Tebow.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was indeed said

lol

Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.

by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then they went on and on about Dez Bryants throwing ability

like a pass it back an forth knob slobbing fest

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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I seee

well…maybe next year tim.

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tebow read BRB during the last possession

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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im confused

How terrible can Tebow be doing if he’s 4/4 for 75 yards? Thats what yahoo game channel says (given it said Lesean Mccoy intercepted T.Taylor) but i’m confused

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Purely off the stats

Tebows doing well. I refer back to VY (in the earlier days) I’t might not be pretty but it works. even though he’s yet to score. Honestly I like Tebow as the starter, but I’m a sucker for the under dog.

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

25 was Jarrad Page

Preseason… he’s wearing the number now but he has to change it when season starts… when more numbers become available

by MghtyPtrck on Aug 11, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

he hit one nice big play

He also took some bad sacks, got bailed out by a penalty on a terrible interception, fumbled, and decided to run way too soon on third down and came up short.

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by papabear on Aug 12, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

good tackle by gamble.

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Kitna in. Random Jon Kitna look alike.


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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

yes sir

Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.

by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

henderson vs bisping.

all time favorite knockout.

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by chrisd21 on Aug 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

The recent Henderson vs Fedor fight had another crazy knockout worth checking out

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jason Witten's woman has a horse face

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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Tebow with a bomb.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup...well behind him.

Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.

by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catching up on his BRB reading during the timeout

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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saying it again....

I fully support Chris Johnson trying to get his. No cash…no dash. STICK IT TO THE MAN.

/heh

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

FIGHT THE POWER, CHRIS!

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

FIGHT THE POWER INDEED!

he’s trying to raise money to get that twitch fixed.

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by chrisd21 on Aug 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pats walk

the ball into the end zone again.

by Bobbythegreat on Aug 11, 2011 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Haynesworth

play at all, and if he did;Did helook even slightly effective (even slightly productive

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

The more things change...

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

David Anderson

Is making plays glad to see that
.

by TexansForLife on Aug 11, 2011 8:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah they will be fine

as long as no one passes the ball against them, or runs it.

by Bobbythegreat on Aug 11, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

they’ll be fine against Tennessee?

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

All the Patriots QB's have looked good to.

Raining bombs on the defense. I know it’s only preseason week 1 but they don’t look any better than last year right now.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably not going to happen.

Talk is the Chargers are moving up from SD, if it happens.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking LA gets two teams

one NFC, one the Chargers. Chargers need a new stadium and San Diego keeps telling them to f off

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by nolander on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

From ESPN LA....it's not happening.
• Outlook: As long as Weaver is the owner of the Jaguars, he has reiterated the team will remain in Jacksonville. Not only does Weaver want the team in Jacksonville, he structured the lease in such a way that makes it impossible for the Jaguars to leave before 2029.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Furthermore...

ESPN suggests it will likely be San Diego and possibly St. Louis

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nfl/story/_/id/6846837/nfl-los-angeles-here-seven-wonders

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Raiders and 49ers have talked about sharing a new stadium like the Jets and Giants do.

Not sure how far along that is though.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd bet money on it

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by nolander on Aug 12, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does that work?

Does the team with a game hang a sock on the door or something?

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by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Much more likely the Chargers move there.

Maybe the Rams but that’s more of a long shot.

Or of course nobody goes there.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

City council of L.A. just approved building Farmers Field in downtown Los Angeles.

No way they’d approve that if they didn’t think it would have a tenant. And the NFL will move Heaven and Earth to get back into the second largest media market.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

JVille secondary is a lot like Houston's from last year.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was similarly awful last year, too.

The difference is, we actually addressed that. They just stocked up on linebackers.

by Nashmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Expansion teams!

I think they should add 2-4 expansion teams (no immediately spread out between now and 2020) LA, Toronto, Alabama, woould all love expansion teams. More money for nfl more teams, more competition, and more football fun!

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Arizooona

will be great this year. I’m saying it now. 11-5 (5-1 in division). especially if they pick up Evans. goddam am I ready for football

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

It's only preseason but Kevin Kolb to Larry Fitzgerald is gonna be a lethal combination.

The UH alum in me is beaming. The Seahawks fan in me is shuddering.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I called this as soon as Kolb was traded, but

they made some pretty solid acquisitions (but trading DRC was really REALLY dumb) and they are in a weak division (bradford will be the only one to give him trouble). I think they’ll be great I’m sooo excited for the regular season. Kolb is going to be fantasy gold, and I really think they can pull up an upset or two in the post season they could very well make it to the superbowl. But we’ll see

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah but they got peterson

who i think will be the next shutdown corner in the league

by TheDream34 on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I read something to the effect of they don’t like starting rookies, but I don’t think they’ll have much of a choice. The eagles trade raped them though.

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm one of the few people that don't think this is true.

IF Kolb comes through, and that’s a big if then it was definitely worth it. All they sent was a 2nd round pick and a corner. a good corner but a cornerback nonetheless. good qb’s are hard to develop and to find and arizona didn’t have the luxury of waiting around after suck for 50 something odd years.

The texans had to give up more to get schaub and now people love that trade. i think the result will be the same. then again its just my .02 cents.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 11, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But they really needed to keep him. who’s to say Peterson gets injured(or doesn’t deliver defensively) plus he’s likely to play slot, but they’ll still thrive off the many flaws in there division.

by BC5 on Aug 11, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think the Texans gave up more.

DRC was a first-rounder, and one of the best cover corners in the entire league in 2009. Might have been a slight gamble by Philly after Cromartie’s abysmal 2010 season, but he has shown a genuine ability to be a top-five CB in this league. I’d value that higher than a second-round pick.

Of course, it all hinges on Kolb actually being a decent QB.

by Nashmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

there are some card fans out here

that have said they want max hall to start. I told them that the coog is gonna come and bring the heat. I like kolb and think that he will thrive with fitzgerald.

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by Taco Joe on Aug 12, 2011 3:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want to move to their division.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol,chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil out

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by TexanZ 1017 on Aug 12, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

That SEA QB looks nice.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Portis? He's making some pretty good passes, even if there are some rookie mistakes tossed in from time to time.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes Portis.

Division 2 QB had a nice drive to tie the game. Considering the Seahawks QB situation he might one day start for them. Not this year probably but down the road if he develops well.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chill JC?

I mean Charlie Whitehurst?

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thought the same thing

Had a really nice drive and that TD pass was impressive. Kid could be a sleeper.

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by benefactor on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't want newspapers to die, not real ones, anyway.

The Barnicle isn’t a real newspaper and hasn’t been in, oh, decades. Since the Post closed and they stopped trying forever. Not that they ever tried very hard.

Anyway, glad we’re getting minor hamstring tweaks rather than other injuries going around the league. I’d say for all those hamstring tweaks – please don’t rush back. My understanding of the injury is that if you return before it has fully healed you’ll never quite regain the hamstring flexibility you had before. Even if you do wait, you still lose a little. Anyone with more knowledge want to chime in on that, because I’m not stating it like it’s my name…

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not about wanting them to die.

It’s about the fact that they refuse to adjust to the modern age.

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by MDC on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they're trying to. Some more than others, obviously.

But what model works? No one knows yet and its getting scary.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't charge for news in this day and age

They need to focus on content and people will come. Whether that’s online for ad revenue via page hits or in print.

If I ran a paper……Print needs to focus on more analysis and opinion. Online should be about strict news coverage since it can happen on a 24/7 basis.

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with most of that - but I think there's going to have to be some sort of paywall or charge.

I’m just not sure if online ads can support a staff of real reporters and editors. Very good papers will be able to charge, and some papers can stay free online because they’re in mass transit cities that still have a very large “physical paper” readership.

Another problem is that analysis and opinion are done pretty well by sites like this. If you have an intense interest in something, anyway. Real analysis of city political issues would be good, but I’m not holding my breath on the Chronicle for that. Having a strong opinion about anything other than raising ad rates isn’t their thing.

 But it’s a vicious cycle, revenues drop, so they cut reporters and editors, so now the paper is full of nothing but wire service stories, which are everywhere and the same everywhere. So revenue drops some more, so more reporters get the axe.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Online ads CAN pay for a staff.

Given, the online publications I work for are hyper-local at the moment, but we’re working on expanding to state-wide coverage in the near future.

Focusing on nothing but straight hard news(well, with some fluff, some days are slow news days) is what drives our company.

When you have a very focused area like our papers do, it works out great for the advertisers, since they get to take a sniper approach to ads, as opposed to a shotgun approach. They get their name out in areas where they get results. We get money, they get money, everyone stays happy.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see that would work.

But what about general coverage of a city, as many major cities other than Houston, know it? Is that gone?

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by Xiane on Aug 12, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe the model where you hire writers with passion and talent, then don't stand in their way?

Instead of the model where you hire writers that just troll everyone for hits by saying the most ridiculous things they can think of?

by riversmccown on Aug 11, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not cynical enough.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question.

if our team sucks on monday night, how many of you would take the under/over on the panic that would be felt the next day by houston “fans?”

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 11, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll take over on the panic.

And I’ll stay:

Long Houston Texans

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

They'll be fine.

I care more if a starter gets injured because the Jets love doing that to teams in the preseason.

by Tony Ung on Aug 11, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's one of the things the Texans still lack::

A mean bastard who everyone knows will go headhunting if the other team does.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually I think we do have that

Vickers ain’t afraid to take out someone on the opposing defense. Don’t know if we have that on defense. Maybe Keo could be that guy

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

The sports radio idiots will freak out

It’s preseason. It’s all about staying healthy and sorting out the roster. I could care less if “they suck.”

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by TexansDC on Aug 11, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's why i put fans in quotes.

most people will say that the preseason is meaningless but if this team loses bad or doesn’t quite jell yet, the media will create a retarded shitstorm.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

OF course.

Because installing an entirely new defense is easy. Adding 3-4 new starters in the secondary is usually seamless.

The preseason is for learning. Learning how to execute the offense and defense and learning who will be doing it. Asking for anything else, other than gaining confidence, is silly.

You know that, I know that, and the sports radio guys know it, even if they act like they don’t. The callers? I wouldn’t reliably expect some of them to be able to order a happy meal.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fully expect a

Black Hole of Stupid to form in my car one day when I’m listening to sports radio. It’ll suck out what brains I have and I’ll immediately call into the station screaming “Bring Back The Oilers!”

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not all of them

I call in every once in a while, but I’m no overzealous homer fan like some other idiots. I keep my expectations realistic

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not all of them are idiots

But there are a whole lot of them that get on the radio. I understand it’s opinion but I would think that the person who usually screens the calls would know common sense not to let idiots talk on the radio…… I want to pull my hair out because of some caller’s comments………

by Tony Ung on Aug 12, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, you know, when the hosts, themselves, are idiots...
it gives the idiots an easier pathway to the airwaves.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 6:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

If they suck, then the suck will likely be all the backups playing in the game.

I don’t think the panic will be as widespread as all that.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vick mustve threw a lot of darts in jail

bc his throws are beautiful

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by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 11, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont understand how can he launch the shit out of a ball ...

on the run. he can run around and launch the ball on one toe and have it go 80 yards easy.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 11, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a freak. It's that simple.

He’s the guy NFL players look at and say “Now that is an athlete”

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Jeremiah "Stiffarm" Johnson on the Broncos?

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by Schlauton on Aug 11, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I believe so

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

The one play I saw of him looked pretty good.

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by Schlauton on Aug 12, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

also who is david Anderson playing for?

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by Schlauton on Aug 11, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Denver.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 11, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have guessed.

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by Schlauton on Aug 11, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was returning kicks or punts for them today

and got some pt at WR, got a first down catch too

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by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 11, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good on him!

He’s battling to be the best he can.

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by Schlauton on Aug 11, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

He got a lot of playing time

And made Tim Teblow look halfway decent

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by Hydroshock on Aug 12, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im hella late

But did the Pats really put up 47! on the Jags??? In the preseason?!

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by Antho10000 on Aug 11, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

and Turk had an amazing 10 yard punt.

by Bobbythegreat on Aug 11, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think the Pats are very good, and the Jags are likely very bad.

But they’re also like the Texans – installing a new D. When the Pats run pinball machine stuff it can get ugly.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan Mallet looked real good.

And the bombs were raining down all game long against the Jags from all patriot QB’s.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Jags secondary could eclipse the Houston secondary from last year.

Particularly if Hasselbeck is healthy – then it’s a long long conference schedule for them.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

They were essentially as bad as we were last season.

We were slightly worse then them.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

They haven't done anything to get better, though, that I can tell.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well it looks like

whatever it was they tried to do to get better didn’t work.

by Bobbythegreat on Aug 11, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

They bought some special candles and a crystal.

I’m surprised it didn’t perform better.

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by Xiane on Aug 11, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

No they really didn't

Run defense will be better but their pass defense will sink the ship.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 11, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Starting to..."? Don't read her much huh...

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by DilloTex on Aug 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not that she reporting facts that's the problem

It’s just when she reports something, it’s always bad news

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just read in the Comicle

Brandon Harris has locked up the inside Nickel spot.

by SpaceCityFan on Aug 12, 2011 9:24 AM CDT reply actions  

I hope that also means Allen has taken the CB#2 spot

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the update

I think most of us had a feeling this would happen. You look at the kid and you see so much potential.

by Tony Ung on Aug 12, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad to see Kevin Walter make the same point I did in a drunken conversation with Tim

AJ will get plenty of attention from teams no matter who is opposite of him.

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by papabear on Aug 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT reply actions  

man

It’s time we catch a break with the injuries

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by jahunter221 on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

At least these are all minor & are before the first preseason game

Hopefully, this builds up enough karma for the season

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by The Night Owl on Aug 12, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Acutally we are in pretty good shape

They have all been muscle related. Hamstrings and groins are a pain and can linger around, but that’s much better than the ACL’s and Achilles injuries some other teams are having.

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by papabear on Aug 12, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotta understand football talk.

“hamstring” injuries are just another way to hold a guy out. TRUST, if this was during the season, all of the guys would play.

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by chrisd21 on Aug 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions  

I think the same thing

With everyone but Tate. He got hurt early last year, and he hasn’t really gotten to practice this year. He needs the reps and needs to prove himself to Kubiak.

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by papabear on Aug 12, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Link drop:

Nice X’s and O’s article over at PFF on defensive line techniques.

by Nashmeister on Aug 12, 2011 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh, wtf?
“Jackson had a very good Rookie Season, he played smart, showed off very good form, and athleticism.”

Yeah … no. Not any of that.

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by MDC on Aug 12, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

IT got me lmao..

That dude has no clues who Jackson is..

by Tdakilla23 on Aug 12, 2011 12:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's really clueless all around that list.

Dez Bryant has had more coverage than all the other’s put together. How can he be a breakout star? Blount broke out the second half of last season and this season will only be building on what he did. Steve Johnson, same. He busted out last season. Matt Cassell two seasons ago on the Patriots, bust-out.

This guys list is a bust.

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by Rip Jersey on Aug 13, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

That guy is a blithering idiot.

He listed all the breakout stars of last year – and Kareem “I’m about to get my ass cut” Jackson.

by YohannDookeyblue on Aug 12, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't...stop...laughing...

Must…catch…breath…

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

April Fool’s is already over…. That’s just terrible writing…

by Tony Ung on Aug 12, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

What??

This Guy is an idiot.. Why is it everyone who has never seen a Texans game has an opinion about them??

by TexansForLife on Aug 12, 2011 12:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

it's wrong of you to insult the staff of the comicle like that

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 12, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

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