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Observe and Report: Notes from Houston Texans Training Camp for August 12th

Over the course of the last week, people have asked me what my favorite part of covering training camp has been.  I could tell them it's the opportunity to leave a city where the high temperature of the day is equivalent to the temperature at 8 a.m. here.  I could say it's the chance to get close enough to J.J. Watt that he has to file a restraining order against me.  I could also say that it's the only time I can verbally abuse Kareem Jackson within his earshot that I may get until 2013 (the next time the Texans come up to face the Seahawks).  But those aren't the best part of this assignment.

The fact of the matter is that my favorite part has been just talking to the fans about the Texans.  Suffice it to say, talking about Houston football in the Pacific Northwest is bloody difficult.  More often than not the responses I get vary from "Yeah, uh huh, right," to "Houston has a football team?  I thought they moved to Nashville."  So to talk about the Texans, and talk intelligently about them, with other fans is fantastic.  And it's not just me, the bleachers are noisy with conversation about who will make the team, who is playing well, and what is your preferred flavor of drinking bleach.  There's a sense of community among the fans, a bond of sorts, one that can't be imitated and can't be broken. There's also a sense of hope there that I've never been able to associate with Houston Texans football, and it feels good to watch them without instinctively cringing when they're playing defense.

If you haven't gotten a chance to experience this, tomorrow will be your last chance to do so, put on some sunblock, grab a bottle of water and come down to see your Texans play and get caught up in a conversation. 

Plus it gives me a chance to pimp BRB like I actually get paid for it or something.

Enough shilling for the Texans, let's see who played well and what to look out for.

It's just a jump...to the left...

Star-divide

1.  Devard Darling must have done something right today.  He was returning punts, and doing really well at it, for the Texans.  Now there's word that Kubiak says he will play in the Monday night game against the Jets.  Heck of a step up from playing for the Omaha Nighthawks.  This is definitely not good news for injured KR/PR Trindon Holliday.

2.  Brian Cushing (knee) and Jacoby Jones (bone bruise) returned to full practice today.  Ben Tate (hamstring, duh) remains off the practice field.

3.  Johnathan Joseph did not practice today either, because he was feeling some tightness in his groin.  Fearless leader Gary Kubiak expects him to be back in practice tomorrow.  There is no reason to panic.

4.  Speaking of injuries, James Casey landed on his back and was really slow to get up.  Turned out he just had the wind knocked out of him and he was back on the field for the next play.  As a preventative measure, an unnamed angry blogger locked Anna Megan Raley's Twitter account and smashed her phone into teensy-weensy pieces.

5.  During the Monday night game, keep an eye on #50 Bryan Braman.  He's playing like a monster on the third team defense.  He got into the backfield multiple times today, and almost got an interception today.

6.  Kareem Jackson did not completely embarrass himself today, sticking close to his assignments, including preventing Andre Johnson from completing a pass.

7.  Terrence Toliver finally caught a pass today!  It's the first pass I've seen him make since covering training camp.  And then later the same day he dropped another ball.  I don't think he makes the team at this rate.

8.  Arian Foster (hamstring) again did not practice today.  I doubt he plays in the Monday night game against New York, nor should he, really.  Nothing good can come from having him play in a meaningless game if he's less than 100%.

9.  Shaun Cody looked fierce today...against the third team offense.  He was seen working with the third team defense.

10.  Brett Hartmann has an awesome leg.  He kicked three touchbacks and made some monster punts on Wednesday.  Enjoy playing in Jacksonville, Matt Turk!

11.  This is probably a repeat of old news, but Jason Allen is giving Kareem Jackson all the competition he can handle.  Allen nearly hauled in an interception and broke up a pass to Andre Johnson.  He also spent time on the first team defense, but that's likely due to Johnathan Joseph being held out of practice today.

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Thanks..

Great Job as alway.

by Tdakilla23 on Aug 12, 2011 3:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Thanks UT

Kubiak said the secondary didn’t play too well today because of Jo Jo not practicing. Did you notice that too?

by Tony Ung on Aug 12, 2011 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

They did seem to get beaten pretty consistently.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

not having your best db against our offense

is always gonna suck. amiright?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 12, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. Kidding.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

Was just hoping someone tried to step up in his absence.

by Tony Ung on Aug 12, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's keep it in context...
the secondary didn’t play too well today

… still is an improvement over “…the secondary was so soul-crushingly bad today that it made me want to hang myself from the practice field goal-posts while Anna-Megan Amanda tweets inane posts about how pretty all the children are and speculates on her sex life and future relationships in a pseudo-Sex-in-the-City kinda’ tone.”

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

Because the last part is so true

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 13, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is funny

How the team goes from too many running backs – to bringing in a guy so there are enough guys to practice.

It does make me wonder if they are doing the right stretching or what-have-you

But I would make sure Foster gets as much rest as he needs

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 12, 2011 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

co-sign.

while i would love to win all of our preseason games, foster being healthy for when they count is really what’s important.
allen iverson voice we talkin’ about PRESEASON. PRESEASON!!!

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

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by chrisd21 on Aug 12, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

blue balls?

that’s why you gotta fap before practice.

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

@doobieman21

youtube/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Aug 12, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Blue?! Those are green!

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a really bad sign

Maybe they did the 12 hours from the mailbag post

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 12, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice recap

With a fresh perspective

rec’d!

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 12, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed, and the Watt news makes me so excited

although it makes me mad that Duane Brown might not have been happy about our newest first rounder trying to get better everyday.

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 12, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I can almost hear the "What the hell man? It's training camp! Save it for payday!"

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep...

There was a bit of that. Hope J.J. keeps the drive. Our d needs an identity and some attitude.

by The Ice Machine on Aug 13, 2011 5:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He wasn't out on the field.

And he’s really easy to spot, since he’s the smallest player on the field.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamstring injury.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Well, there goes his chance.

by Olive_Oyl on Aug 12, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's definitely not looking good, that's for sure.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually they have been.

And when they haven’t, they’ve at least been close enough to the ball carrier that, if the completion is made, they can stop the receiver quickly.

That’s a vast improvement compared to the safety play from last year.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

^ Rec'd UT....

There were a few times where the receiver made the catch but the dbs were in good position to lay the wood under a normal gametime scenario and potentially break the play up..

by The Ice Machine on Aug 12, 2011 5:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Townsend...

#14,who was returning kicks today was freaking tiny too. I felt like a giant next to him :-)

by The Ice Machine on Aug 12, 2011 4:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's been pretty good at returning them too.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree..

I want to see what he looks like in game situations. He has great speed and seems crafty but he is so small I hope he can hold on to the ball. I want to see more of what Tolliver can do. Hopefully we get a good dose of him Monday night.

by The Ice Machine on Aug 12, 2011 5:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He is tiny

But about a foot taller than Holliday

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 12, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes sir...

He is just so freakin skinny.

by The Ice Machine on Aug 12, 2011 5:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

that part at the end with meco is friggin BAD ASS.

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

@doobieman21

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by chrisd21 on Aug 12, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

DUDE!!!! Thank you so much for posting that

CANT WAIT FOR TC IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!

The thing with meco at the end made me jizz

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 12, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rick Smith

Is black? I always imagined him as more of a Mcnair look alike.

by BC5 on Aug 12, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

What you mean to tell me you never knew what he looked like?

We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)

by Schlauton on Aug 12, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

now that you mention it

I’ve seen him in shots when they show mcnair in the luxury box but never assumed that he was rick smith,

by BC5 on Aug 12, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually, Rick Smith is white chocolate....

Oh, btw, I am flying back into Houston tonight and thinking about going to the practice. My printer is broken at home and need someone to bring an extra ticket for me. What time and where should we meet?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 12, 2011 7:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

seriously ill have a few extra

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 12, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

thx

I’ll be the one yelling, ’SPACE CITY KID!!!!!!"

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 13, 2011 12:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was unable to get out there this morning

I’ll have to rely on your reports.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 13, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

//southpaw'd

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 12, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss hearing ROCK & ROLL HOUSTON!!!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Aug 12, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok was I the only one to see this?

If you missed it you are gonna see a lot of it this year… @ 19:15 in that video Barwin comes from the outside, and P8un drops into a David Carr position…

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Aug 12, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

barely ducking under the freight train

he was lucky to get outta the way bc barwin was seriously about to run his ass over

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 12, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol damn

I watched that this morning and thought about posting it over here but I was being herded to an appointment and forgot :( good shit tho

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Aug 12, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice... rec'd Thanks.

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ Watt is not a man of this world

Yeah, he and Mitchell were blowing up in one-on-one drills.

"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips

by H-town Fanatic on Aug 12, 2011 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought K-Jax held his own today.

The pass break up on Dre was perfectly executed.

"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips

by H-town Fanatic on Aug 12, 2011 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

As much as I like to rag on him, he wasn't terrible today.

He’s slowly getting better, but I still think Jason Allen is CB2 opposite Joseph at the rate things are going.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree, based on your reports mainly though as I haven't been out there

I think it’s just going to take K-Jax some time. But in the mean time, lets play Jason Allen until he’s a beast or released.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 13, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Harris was okay today.

He got burned on a nice double move by Tolliver, but he covered Maehl very well in the slot.

"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips

by H-town Fanatic on Aug 12, 2011 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

you know what i wonder is....

is johnathan joseph going to follow the other teams number 1 wr?

by southpaw70 on Aug 12, 2011 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I think there's no doubt.

He’s our top corner, top corners face top receivers.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was THIS close to forgetting about Wade Phillips in shorts.

Thank you for keeping that from happening.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rick Smith is sporting a pretty good tan lately.

He must be hitting the beach a lot after a home run FA period…

by WhiskeyR on Aug 13, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Some tings jus can't be unseen, mon...

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

@ camp today

during one of their drills Braman got into it with Studdard(I think), and it was cool to see Wade get out there and chew Braman’s ass out to get back in the huddle

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Aug 12, 2011 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I heard that, unfortunately I didn't get to see it since I was jotting down notes.

And I was wondering who got into it.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Wade was one of those nice calm coaches?

“common guys, please stop doing that” is what I would expect for some reason.

by Toolshed1 on Aug 12, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is, but as any teacher can tell you, once you have disorder in the house, you need to crack the whip.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Braman was a wild man..

And Wade proved he actually had a set of balls. It was nice to see him fired up !

by The Ice Machine on Aug 12, 2011 5:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i lauledawed

/arnold impression of laughter

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 12, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you'd object to signing T.J. Houshmandzadeh, then?

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

well yeah

but that’s because he sucks. his name has become familiar over the years, do you really want to hear Gus Johnson stumble over Oz… Ozu… Cheta.

by Toolshed1 on Aug 12, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

First of all, we probably won't get Gus Johnson much since he's calling Fox games.

Second, he’d probably just stick to his nickname: The Cheese.

Because, after all, who on the Texans staff wants to be accused to cut The Cheese?

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

*of cutting The Cheese.

This is what I get for not paying attention to what I’m saying.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 12, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we sign TJ Whosyourmama

Only one word comes to mind: Championship!

by BricAM on Aug 12, 2011 6:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

you playing madden?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 12, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, must be playing either Scrabble, Hangman, or Wheel Of Fortune

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 13, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think he'd be

a down grade from Walters and or Jones.

by BC5 on Aug 12, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Walter too

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 12, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dontlike how Kevin Walter

sounds. It ends very abruptly I’m not saying he should change it, but that clearly would be the easier alternitive. (to me accepting the spelling f his name)

by BC5 on Aug 12, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a refrence

To that old fantasy football commercial. Not to be taken as true.

by BricAM on Aug 12, 2011 10:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I never pay attention to FF

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 13, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna miss Gus.

How is that guy not the top game caller? He should be on MNF, the Super Bowl, everything. Especially since he doesn’t repeatedly make retarded statements like everyone else.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 13, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

The man is amazing, it’s sad that the truly talented commentators are left to wallow in anonymity while the idiots get tons of facetime.

We are all important to each other, and because of this we have a purpose. - Daniel Black (Yes, that's me)

by Schlauton on Aug 13, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gus Johnson can make a game

For the viewers. He can take a mediocre affair and make it exciting. Most other guys – you may as well turn down the sound – since they are uninteresting and cannot get half of the Texans Names correct – even though there are “spotters” for those guys.

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 13, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh, I hate that makeup wearing freak. especially when he commentates MMA.

to me he’s annoying, not exciting. I prefer to listen to people who, oh I dunno, know what the fuck they’re talking about? he just seems like some corporate pep talk douche.

by Toolshed1 on Aug 13, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what's so lovable about him!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 13, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate that guy

I always thought he would root for the other team

UTD whoosh

by Marzindells on Aug 13, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should hear his commentating from the Henderson vs Fedor fight

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 13, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can only hope Gus Johnson is calling those games

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 13, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is a pretty awesome group of people out at training camp...

There’s probably not another place or event in the world that you could find that many knowledgeable and devoted Texans’ fans. Plenty of people go to the games for the experience, because their company has tickets, or to take their family. But for the most part, the people at practice are the guys (and girls!) who know the X’s and O’s, and don’t refer to Arian as “Adrian”. Not too many places that I talk to strangers, but it’s a lot of fun out there.

by Nashmeister on Aug 12, 2011 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Good write up, UT.

I’ll be out there tomorrow.

I picked a good day to miss though. No JJo or Tate.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Aug 12, 2011 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Brian will make the team.

From the few moments I’ve gotten to talk NFL with coaches at WTAMU, they all say hes very very talented. I think that’s all I can legally say.

You give me a football, and you give me a dream. You give me the game of football and you give me a life long job.

by CCBach on Aug 12, 2011 6:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

On an unrelated note

If Andy Dalton doesn’t step up this season, more than he’s doing against the fucking Lions(I love them but they’re the fucking lions) we’ll see Mike Brown destroy the career of Andrew Luck. God I hope Buffalo goes 0-16 :/

by BC5 on Aug 12, 2011 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the Lions

but If Cinci drafts luck I will have nothing but bad things to say.

by BC5 on Aug 12, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I felt bad for Suh. thats right. I'm biased but also just as a football fan and a former Defensive Lineman...

He wrapped the QB up and the helmet popped off but I honestly don’t think Suh saw it. then when he took him down helmetless, everyone and their mom started pointing fingers at him.. Oh well… he’s still a fucking manimal

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Aug 12, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reggie Bust decided not

to play tonight, didn’t even suit up.

by Bobbythegreat on Aug 12, 2011 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Welcome

And newbie rec

Remember the z (look just above the comments)

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 12, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

They do play Cleveland twice

I see myself as an entertainer and an Icon. Oh and C finnegan can go F*** himself. @THEREALALLENOU on twitter

by AllenOU on Aug 13, 2011 1:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

watching DL drills

Watt is a monster.
Tim Jamison is smoking everyone with really nice moves on the inside and over the tackles.
Braman can actually play.
Newton is huge but has nice quickness at T

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\\\\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 13, 2011 9:23 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Amanda humor... I love it... rec'd just for this...
“As a preventative measure, an unnamed angry blogger locked Anna Megan Raley’s Twitter account and smashed her phone into teensy-weensy pieces.”

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

BREAKING: Wily Blogger Is Still On The Loose!

Whereabouts still unknown, but authorities are focusing on the Seattle area, as a torn and stained Seahawks cap was found at the scene….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 13, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

With a tattered rolled-up newspaper and a copy of Mao's manifesto...

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's called "The Little Red Book."

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 13, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmm....suspicious you would know the title....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 13, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really...

…and thank you UT… I was drawing a blank on that one. I’m sure I’ll be forced to become familiar with it soon enough.

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a problem.

After all, good commies like me need to know these things.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 13, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great job this week.

Your imagination is pretty entertaining. Pretty tough to be even mildly amusing day-after-day-after-day let alone funny. Good job.

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 13, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you. It really has been a bit of a struggle,

Especially since I don’t write this much under normal circumstances.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 13, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Under normal circumstances you are using a cattle prod to keep kids in line.

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 13, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey. It works!

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 13, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amobi okoye

Has two sacks?Anyone watching that game?

My gamertag is TexanZ RusH,get at me if you want to play some games

by TexanZ 1017 on Aug 13, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

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