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Past As Prologue: What Can We Really Expect On Defense in 2011?

It would be a gross understatement to say that the Texans' defense on Monday night was better and more aggressive than what we are used to seeing.  I mean, seven sacks.  SEVEN.  As in "five more than the sacks/game average over the last two seasons" or even "two more than the Texans had in any game, preseason or otherwise, under Frank Bush."  There were nineteen passes defensededded, and even Anwatun Molden had an INT (though it was wiped from the books like an Ohio State win1).  So, while it was not perfect by any stretch,2 compared to last year, it was the difference between sipping 1907 Hiedsieck Diamant Bleu while relaxing at Villa La Leopolda and swilling room-temperature Milwaukee's Best in a double-wide on the outskirts of Le Flore, Oklahoma.3

But, hey, it's just the preseason, and you can't extrapolate much from one preseason game, right?  Well, while you (probably) shouldn't pencil the Texans in for 112 sacks on the year, you can use the performance to paint with broad strokes.  What I mean is, looking at the apparent improvement over last year's defense in the context of Wade Phillips' track-record with new teams, Monday's performance might be more of a harbinger than you realize.

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Wade Allen Phillips: A Somewhat-Brief History. Wade Phillips has been coaching in the NFL in some capacity since 1976 (save for 2001, when he was unemployed).  In that time, he has served as the Houston Oilers' defensive line coach (1976 to 1980); defensive coordinator for the New Orleans Saints (1981 to 1985), the Philadelphia Eagles (1986 to 1988), the Denver Broncos (1989 to 1992), the Buffalo Bills (1995 to 1997), the Atlanta Falcons (2002 to 2003), the San Diego Chargers (2004 to 2006), and the Dallas Cowboys (2009 to 2010); and head coach of the Broncos (1993 to 1994), Bills (1998 to 2000), and Cowboys (2007 to 2010).

Throughout his travels, his calling card has been defense.  Aside from his time with the Eagles, when Reggie White was so dominant as a 4-3 DE that Phillips stuck with the 4-3, Wade's defensive style has generally been his 3-4, which functions almost like a 5-2, and a 4-2 nickel package.  Using his 3-4 to generate pressure in the form of creative blitz schemes, Phillips' defenses have often featured their best pass rushers as OLBs.  (Though not exclusively, as, in Buffalo, the most dominant pass rusher was defensive end Bruce Smith, and defensive ends led the team in sacks both of Phillips' two seasons in Atlanta.)  This, of course, is all stuff that you probably knew prior to even clicking on this post.

Here's what you might not have known, however: by most any measure, the arrival of Wade Phillips to a team has nearly always meant an improved defense, and that improvement has often been huge, even in year one.  The following table illustrates what I'm talking about; the first year listed for each team is the season prior to Wade's arrival, while the second year is his first season with the team.  The numbers in each column are the teams' respective ranks among NFL teams in the categories.  The categories are, left to right, Yards Allowed Per Game, Points Allowed Per Game, Passing TDs Allowed, Interceptions, First Downs Allowed, Net Yards Allowed Per Passing Attempt, Rushing Yards Allowed Per Game, Rushing TDs Allowed, and Total Turnovers Forced. 

Team Year Record Yds/Gm Pts/Gm PassTD INTs 1stD NetYds/Att RshYd/Gm RushTD Trnovrs
Saints 1980 1-15 28 28 28 28 28 24 28 27 28
1981 4-12 11 24 23 21 14 26 11 17 21
Eagles 1985 7-9 10 10 6 19 13 10 21 15 25

1986 5-10-1 17 12 11 9 4 10 19 15 14
Broncos 1988 8-8 22 20 10 19 21 12 27 25 24

1989 11-5 3 1 1 9 1 3 6 7 2
Bills 1994 7-9 17 22 25 18 13 25 8 8 18

1995 10-6 13 12 1 12 5 7 11 25 21
Falcons 2001 7-9 24 30 28 13 21 31 21 20 14

2002 9-6-1 19 8 18 3 10 17 23 6 2
Chargers 2003 4-12 27 31 32 25 29 22 25 13 28

2004 12-4 18 11 11 3 25 22 3 21 8
Cowboys 2006 9-7 13 20 27 10 15 23 10 11 8

2007 13-3 9 13 8 6 19 7 6 17 15
Texans 2010 6-10 30 29 31 23 31 31 13 26 30

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(Yes, I am aware that Phillips was technically only the head coach for Dallas in 2007 and did not become DC until 2009.  However, the nominal DC in '07 and '08 was Brian Stewart, who was brought to Dallas by Wade after serving as the secondary coach for the Chargers while Wade was DC.  Couple that with the fact that Wade basically took the playcalling duties away from Stewart in 2008 and I feel pretty comfortable using 2006/2007 as the baseline for Wade's impact in Dallas.)

As far as that table goes, you can see that the improvements in some categories and/or across some two-year spans are borderline absurd.  An even easier, shorthand way to visualize the improvements for each team is using Pro-Football-Reference's Defensive Simple Rating System. (You can click the link to read about the SRS generally.) For each team, here are the DSRS scores for each of the years above.

Saints: -9.4, -2.4
Eagles: 1.3, 1.4
Broncos: -3.4, 5.7
Bills: -1.8, -0.4
Falcons: -2.0, 1.5
Chargers: -6.2, 3.0
Cowboys: -1.3, 1.7

In both the table and the DSRS list, the only situation where there is not a marked improvement was in Philadelphia where, as I mentioned, Wade did not run his 3-4.  In all of the other situations, either the team was already running a 3-4 when Wade arrived, which he then tweaked to his system, or they were running a 4-3, and he switched them to the 3-4 in a single off-season.  In some ways, that kind of makes Philly the exception that proves the rule here.

As Texans fans, Wade's impact in New Orleans, Atlanta, and San Diego are most applicable, as those are the teams who were running 4-3 defenses prior to Phillips' arrival.  In New Orleans, he took over an absolutely abysmal 4-3 and set about converting it by drafting Frank Warren (6-4/285) out of Auburn and Jim Wilks (6-5/266) out of UCSD, both of whom would see time at the NT position in 1981.  The Saints also drafted LOLB Ricky Jackson, who would start for the Saints from Day 1 and go on to a fantastic career, out of Pitt and LILB Glen Redd out of BYU.  Wade got one last year in New Orleans out of RDE Elois Grooms, and he stuck Derland Moore (who would see time at NT, despite being 6-4/250, in subsequent seasons) at LDE. The defensive starters were rounded out with ROLB Rob Nairne and RILB Jim Kovach, CBs Dave Waymer and Johnnie Poe, and safeties Tom Myers and Russell Gary.  The defense improved more or less across the board, and the yards/game, rush defense, and ability to stop drives improved dramatically.

Atlanta is probably the closest analog to the Texans' situation.  The 2001 Falcons went 7-9 and had a talented MLB (Keith Brooking), a very good defensive end (Patrick Kerney), an above-average defensive end on the other side (Brady Smith) and mediocre safeties (Gerald McBurrows and Ronnie Bradford).  Ed Jasper (6-2/293) was installed as the NT.  They brought in Sam Rogers, who Wade knew from Buffalo, to play ROLB.  Brooking and John Holecek were put at the ILB positions, and second-year LB Matt Stewart started at LOLB.  In the defensive backfield, they replaced Bradford with Keion Carpenter, and CBs Ray Buchanan and Ashley Ambrose kept their starting gigs.  Using this new defense, the Falcons went from 37 sacks in 2001 to 47 in 2002, and they created 39 turnovers (second-best in the league).  They also improved their scoring defense, holding opponents to under 20 points/game after surrendering 23.6/game the previous season.

Finally, as far as 4-3 to 3-4 switches go, Phillips went to San Diego.  He moved Donnie Edwards to RILB, kept SLB Ben Leber as the LOLB, signed Steve Foley from Houston to play ROLB, and signed Randal Godfrey to play LILB.  Up front, he moved Jamal Williams (6-3/348) to NT, made second-year player Jacques Cesaire the starting LDE, and drafted Igor Olshansky (6-6/309) out of Oregon to play LDE.  In the secondary, CBs Quentin Jammer and Sammy Davis remained the starters (though Davis was eventually replaced that season with cheap-shot-artist Drayton Florence), Jerry Wilson retained one safety position, and Kwamie Lassiter was replaced in the other safety position by Terrence Kiel.  While this unit did not notch a ton of sacks (29, after 30 the previous season, with Foley leading the team with 10), they snagged 23 interceptions and 10 fumble recoveries, and they held opponents under 20 points/game (19.6) one year after giving up 27.6.  (For comparison, the Texans gave up 26.7/game last year.)

SO...knowing all of this and seeing what we saw on Monday night, what questions about the 2011 Texans' defense can we hazard an educated guess at?  I can think of at least four.

Yes, JMay, 50 sacks are possible.  I don't base this so much on the seven (SEVEN!) sacks against the Jets, but on the fact that those sacks were collected by four different players, none of whom is named "Mario Williams."  When you are getting pressure with Xavier Adibi, Bryan Braman, Jesse Nading, and Steven Friday, you are saying that you are willing to bring just about any linebacker at any time in order to get pressure. 

Throw in the constant penetration that J.J. Watt was getting and the fact that Mario Williams will definitely get his over the course of the year, to say nothing of the return of Brian Cushing, and fifty sacks (just over 3/game) seems like a realistic, if lofty, goal.  Wade's track record certainly bears this out; his teams have topped 50 sacks 7 times (including 61 for the Chargers in 2006), and they've topped 45 (i.e., been less than 1 sack every 3 games from hitting 50) 10 other times.

Earl Mitchell is big enough to be your starting NT.  Again, not basing this just on Monday, where Mitchell played very well, but on Wade's history.  Check out this list (asterisk denotes Pro Bowler):

  • HOU - Curly Culp* -- 6-2/265
  • NO - Frank Warren -- 6-4/285
  • NO - Jim Wilks -- 6-5/266
  • NO - Derland Moore -- 6-4/250
  • NO - Tony Elliott -- 6-2/282
  • DEN - Greg Kragen* -- 6-3/263
  • BUF - Ted Washington* -- 6-5/365
  • ATL - Ed Jasper -- 6-2/293
  • ATL - Ellis Johnson -- 6-2/288
  • SD - Jamal Williams* -- 6-3/348
  • SD - Jason Fisk -- 6-3/295
  • DAL - Tank Johnson -- 6-3/300
  • DAL - Jay Ratliff* -- 6-4/293

That, fairly obviously, is every player who took an appreciable number of snaps as a starter at nose tackle for a Wade Phillips defense going all the way back to Wade's days as the Oilers' defensive line coach.  Of those, only Curly Culp, Frank Warren, Tony Elliott, Ted Washington, and Jamal Williams were above average in terms of weight for NT at the time.  Of that group, only Culp, Washington, and Williams were full-time starters (and, not for nothin', they all happen to be absolutely fantastic players).  Of that group, care to guess how many players Phillips actually went out and acquired?  Hint:  It's one.  Ted Washington, who Wade knew from his Denver days.  Culp and Williams were both already on their respective teams when Wade arrived.

On the flip side, Phillips other two Pro Bowl NTs, Kragen and Ratliff, were "undersized," at least relative to their NT contemporaries.  Despite the fact that the Cowboys were running a 3-4 under Bill Parcells, prior to Wade's arrival, Jay Ratliff was not even a starter until Phillips came to Dallas.  Kragen had been a starter for Denver in 1988, when Denver's defense was well below average; under Phillips the following season, Kragen made the Pro Bowl and Denver held opponents to 14.1 points/game (before getting violated in the Super Bowl).

Point being, with the exception of Ted Washington (trade) and Frank Warren (draft), Wade has generally found a player already on his roster to play the NT role.  Being a massive guy is not important, simply because Phillips does not ask the NT in the base 3-4 to play a 2-gap role.  Far more important is the ability to get consistent penetration as a one-gap player.  Flank that guy with two large-ish DEs (i.e., Antonio Smith (6-3/280) and J.J. Watt (6-5/290)) and it just simply does not matter that your NT is sub-300 pounds.  Earl Mitchell (6-3/291) is plenty big enough.

Mario Williams will be fine as an OLB.  During and following Monday's game, one of the stories that kept showing up, both here and in the media, was that Mario "looked lost in coverage" or "seemed hesitant in the pass rush."4 Color me unconcerned.

As to his coverage skills, I ask you this: how often does DeMarcus Ware drop into coverage?  If you said "according to Football Outsiders' game charters, he was in coverage on only six passes in 2010," you would be correct.  You would also probably be named Aaron Schatz or Rivers McCown, but that's neither here nor there.  Even if you buy the idea that Ware is markedly better in zone coverage than is Mario Williams --- which I certainly don't buy, given the tiny sample size and Mario's (guh) familiarity with zone coverage in the Richard Smith days --- if Mario is used the same way that Ware was under Phillips, that marked difference just does not matter enough to really worry about.

As for any false steps or hesitation or whatnot from Mario qua pass-rusher, you'll have to forgive me if that seems like a petty complaint after Mario's first preseason game in the position.  Mario was a big reason Adibi got his first sack on Monday night.  Moreover, as noted here, Mario did not look "lost."  That was a story overblown by the talking-head jackasses on ESPN, who pointed to an INSIDE run as proof that OLB Mario Williams was out of position.  Yeah, damning evidence, fellas.  Mario simply looked like someone playing a new position for the first time, and I have no doubt that he will be fine under Wade's tutelage.  After all, Shawne Merriman was a DE in college, and he notched 10 sacks in his first NFL season, despite transitioning to a new position.  And you'll never convince me that Mr. Tequila is more physically gifted than Mario Williams.

This team is going to generate a lot more turnovers.  Another list for your perusal:

  • 1981 Saints -- 17 interceptions (up from 12 the previous year), 34 turnovers (up from 24).
  • 1986 Eagles -- 23 interceptions (up from 18), 36 turnovers (up from 32).
  • 1989 Broncos -- 21 interceptions (up from 16), 43 turnovers (up from 29).
  • 1995 Bills -- 17 interceptions (up from 16), 28 turnovers (same as previous year).
  • 2002 Falcons --- 24 interceptions (up from 18), 39 turnovers (up from 30).
  • 2004 Chargers -- 23 interceptions (up from 13), 33 turnovers (up from 20).
  • 2007 Cowboys -- 19 interceptions (up from 18), 29 turnovers (down from 31).

Interceptions have increased following Wade's arrival at every single stop on his resume.  More importantly, the biggest gains in INTs have been the three situations where he was transitioning a team from a 4-3 (Saints -- 42% increase, Falcons -- 33% increase, Chargers -- 77% increase).  Similarly, three of the four best increases in total turnovers were made by those teams (Saints -- 42%, Falcons -- 30%, Chargers -- 65%).

Last season, your Houston Texans had 13 interceptions and 18 total turnovers.  Monday night, they forced two fumbles (recovered one) and had an INT (sorta).  With the increased pressure that the Texans will bring in 2011, you raise the likelihood that a QB will hurry a throw, leading to an INT, or that he will fumble when hit.  On top of that, in the division, the Texans face a QB who had 17 picks last year (Peyton Manning), another QB who had 17 in 14 games (Matt Hasselbeck), and a third who had 15 in 14 games (David Garrard).  Alternatively, the last two in that last might be replaced by rookies.  They also face Chad Henne (19 picks in 2010), Drew Brees (22), Jason Campbell (6 of his 8 picks coming against 3-4 defenses last year), Oh No Joe Flacco (10), Colt McCoy (9 in 8 games), Josh Freeman (6, but certain to regress to the mean in 2011), and two rookies (Andy Dalton and Cam Newton).  Only Matt Ryan (9) can legitimately say that there's a below-average chance that he'll throw a pick in a given game.

On the forcing-fumbles side of the ledger, the Ravens, Titans, Jaguars, Bengals, Panthers, Buccaneers, Browns, and Dolphins all lost 10 or more fumbles last year.  Point being, between the increase you typically see in turnover when Wade arrives and the penchant for turnovers that many of the Texans' 2011 opponents have, you're looking at a perfect storm for an impressive increase in turnovers created.

Well, then, what can we reasonably expect from the 2011 Texans' defense?  Based both on all of the above as well as the similarities between the 2002 Falcons' D and the 2011 Texans' D, I think improvements in line with what Wade did in Atlanta are realistic expectations.  While I'd love to see an improvement similar to what he did his first year in San Diego, I just don't see that happening with this team (though I would say that the Chargers' improvements represent the best-case scenario for what the Texans could do).  So, my projections for the 2011 Texans:  5,200 yards allowed (last year 6,031), 20 points/game allowed (last year 26.7), 22 passing TDs allowed (last year 33), 13 rushing TDs allowed (last year 16), 19 interceptions (last year 13), 30 turnovers (last year 18), 300 first downs allowed (last year 354). 

In 2010, those numbers would have made the defense slightly above average across the board.  If the 2011 offense resembles the offenses of 2008 to 2010, a slightly above average defense will be more than enough to get this team into the postseason.

In Wade We Trust!

***

 

1 Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum.

2 As you read this, Shiloh Keo just whiffed on three more tackles.

3 If you happen to be Tim, feel free to replace the Hiedsieck with Coors Light. Also, if I am a tad hyperbolic in my comparison, it's only because I hate Frank Bush so very, very, very much. My therapist says that admitting these feelings will help me to deal with them. Or that's what I imagine he would say if I had a therapist. I'm rambling now, aren't I?

4 These culminated in the uber-stupid question of whether we should just try to trade Mario right now. It's questions like this that make people hate the internet.

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I feel like I'm time-warping here, but okay

as if we haven’t seen the Wade-system implementation and position change of Mario discussed to death, you, MDC, have to hit us with this!

As to his coverage skills, I ask you this: how often does DeMarcus Ware drop into coverage?

Yes, yes, only six times. Everybody please memorize this number so you can repeat it ad nauseum throughout the upcoming season.

/goes back to read more

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by Rip Jersey on Aug 18, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Eat a fat dick

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by AllenOU on Aug 18, 2011 2:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Eat a fat dick

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by AllenOU on Aug 18, 2011 2:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm detecting the scent of a trend here...

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by DilloTex on Aug 18, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Instead of trend

I would say OUtlook. :)

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 18, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I understand that you have to be the first to comment as much as possible

and you’re usually pretty cool, but I’m guessing you’re having a bad day to leave such a crappy comment. Need a hug?

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think it was a complimentary comment

That’s how I read it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe I misread it

but why not wait and comment after he finished reading at least. I appreciate the hours spent researching and writing this post and I got a little defensive of my comrade. Maybe I’m the one having a bad day. Sorry

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pay no mind. It's just Rip being Rip.

Then again, I motion to give him the banhammer. I’ll put up a fanpost, outlining the reasons for this proposal. I’ll definitely include a poll; this process should be as democratic as possible…

by Cut Block on Aug 18, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

thanks for making me laugh and for your other comments, CB. Rip is an institution here, isn’t he?

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Rip!

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

you only like him to spite him!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 18, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

rip is the resident troll

so I guess that counts? ok ok he isn’t ALWAYS trolling

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 18, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

"rip is the resident troll"

Not. Even. Close.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's it, I retire. No more.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wait. You were disagreeing.

Nevermind.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 18, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rip...

I’m happy you’re part of the community.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

hugs for everyone!

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 18, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sloppy tongue kisses for ALL!!!

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC

by DilloTex on Aug 18, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last time I spoke to my wife like that I wound up looking like...

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 18, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

IIRC

You have a couple other photos of that poor, magnificent hound. Could you email them again?

Also, what’s his name?

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure...

His name is “Moose” (aka Dillotex avatar)…
He is a full-blood basset and weighs a lean 75-80 pounds now… This snake-bite incident happened when he was about 5 months old and required three anti-venin shots to get him through the night. We wonder if the experience didn’t trigger some growth response because he is EASILY the biggest basset we have ever owned or seen. Fortunately he’s one of the most lovable as well.
He is the fastest tongue in the west…
Lemme’ try to compress a couple of the photos down from their current 3MB size and I’ll email ‘em to ya’.

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC

by DilloTex on Aug 18, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's large. Great foresight in naming him.

Elvis fell out of a second-story window when he was six months old. He landed in leaves and was fine, but, to this day, he’s really not a fan of gravity, including jumping off the side of the porch or anything.

Bassets rule.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, speaking of size...

Elvis is a svelte 55 lbs. He was the runt of the litter, and he’ll be 7 in September.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis... what great name...

Moose’s partner in crime’s name is Molly and she is definitely the “brains” of the organization. To this day I’m kinda’ wondering if it was Moose’s protective tendencies that got him bit instead of her or if she pointed the snake out to him and then just ran away… Either is feasible… Here she is trying to jailbreak:

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC

by DilloTex on Aug 18, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's gorgeous.

Elvis is a red/white as well. When our mini-dachshund finally croaks, I want a female basset that I plan to name Petunia.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's the first basset water-hound I've ever known of...

She will climb into a wading pool, duck her head under the water and push forward for a foot or two like she’s chasing something. She pops up wet and looking for all the world like a river otter.

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC

by DilloTex on Aug 19, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

And man...

They can lick the SHIT outta some peanut butter!!

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Aug 22, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Send some this way too, plz!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 18, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Rip... What's the avatar pup's name?

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC

by DilloTex on Aug 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

"bfd hearts curly culp"

Damn right.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Respond to my tweet!

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by AllenOU on Aug 18, 2011 2:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hell no is my answer

We don’t even have a starting QB right now.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you are scurred BFD!!!!

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by Taco Joe on Aug 18, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just a realist

All new coaching staff, unknown QB, etc. I already look at 2011 as a transition year for the Horns. Anything above and beyond? I’ll take it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ill give you points

whatever the spread is, probably somewhere between 9-14

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by AllenOU on Aug 18, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats your twatter handle

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by nolander on Aug 18, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't tweet anymore

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didnt mention Ware number in FOA chapter

Even in the unit comments, I don’t think. Alas.

I will mention apparent great defensive improvement can be somewhat illusory, or rather not necessarily great at all.

by NewsToTom on Aug 18, 2011 2:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

This is true, generally speaking.

But I think any visible improvement in the Texans’ D is far more likely to be real than illusory, as they were dogshit last year. By which I mean, if they look like they are playing better in 2011, it’s probably because they are.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if it's nothing more than your basic

regression to the mean.

The simple fact is that there’s almost nowhere to go but up when you’re talking about a legitimate Top 5 contender for the worst defense in NFL history. So, yes, illusory by simple happenstance.

However, once you adjust for the Frank Bush suckiness factor, there’s more than simple addition by subtraction, and it’s more than illusory. It’s fo’ realz.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

A deep and heartfelt thank you to both of you

for using “regression to the mean” instead of “law of averages.”

An angel loses it’s wings anytime someone says “law of averages.”

by Vega on Aug 18, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

*its

crap… I bitch about one pet peeve only to screw up another one

by Vega on Aug 18, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I expect to see blood!!!

Blood of the AFC south and the entire NFL on the hands of Sir Wade Phillips and his 11 man army of DOOM!!! Evil laugh

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by Antho10000 on Aug 18, 2011 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent Analysis

I was thinking earlier about how Adibi was able to be so successful on Monday. I loved him coming into the draft and hoped the Texans would draft him as a prospect, even if he was a few years away from starting. What a lot of scouting reports said about him was that he was a good gap defender…which leads me to believe that was one of the reasons he never developed under previous DCs (along with other late round LB picks).

Wade’s defense seems to be easy to understand because A) it’s actually a defensive system (goodbye Battle Red Carpet) and B) it uses gap control as it’s basic premise (I could be wrong here, correct me if I am). IMO It’s a lot easier for a defensive player to go out and control their gap rather than go out and ‘play defense’ a la Frank Bush.

by MaloneyPony on Aug 18, 2011 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd agree with you here MDC

It’s Mario’s very first preseason game as an OLB with only 11 days of training camp…. No way in hell anyone gets the OLB position that easily with that little time. It’s all about repetition, readjustments and getting use to playing the position. I’ll hold my judgement until several games into the regular season.

by Tony Ung on Aug 18, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I would think that..

Mario/Wade may be looking to see how an offence related to the idea of Mario coming at them. If they are seeing JiggaWatts coming at the QB each and every time there is only so much blocking that can be done.
Are you gonna have a two tight end set every down just to try and give the QB some time with JJ + Mario + “enter name here” coming with very little to slow them down into crushing the pocket?

I am excited to see more of a blitz happy scheme but i think that what we are seeing now is about 40% of the speed/power that is going to be added in.

by Timpo on Aug 18, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

it won't be a problem for opposing teams though

if we can’t stop the run. Only Kubiak will pass against a team he’d have no problems running against.

by jkcheng122 on Aug 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever watch football before??

Almost every 3-4 d has trouble with runs up the middle, ergo the love of fatass NT’s. No defense is impervious to everything.

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by beefy on Aug 18, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

well obviously Wade

has ways to stop the run otherwise he wouldn’t have been so successful so quickly with new teams.

by jkcheng122 on Aug 18, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

True, but Beefy makes a great point.

3-4’s weakness against the run typically lies up the middle, while containing runs outside more naturally. It’s typically vice-versa, in a 4-3.

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Special moments.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 18, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

^ This

No defense is perfect and each one has holes. The 4-3 is weak against spread plays and TE formations while the 3-4 is weak against the run.

by Tony Ung on Aug 18, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correct.

And Wade’s is more susceptible than some because of his tendency to blitz one of the two ILBs. Basically, if a RB can beat the first line, odds are good that he’s running until someone in the secondary gets him. Which is why is so damned important for everyone to wrap up and tackle correctly.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

What was obvious to me

Is that Mario forced the Jets to game-plan away from him

And to avoid him (3 step drops, etc)

We really didn’t get a chance to see what all he can do

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 18, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was I the only person...

… who had to do a double/triple take seeing Wade Philips dressed in Texan garb!
I mean.. I knew it would happen but to know something then actually have it slapped in your face.. wow. Twilight zone stuff right there!!

And now to say something that will get people replying to me..
Since Tank Johnson is now free and clear.. and that he has experience in the Wade 3-4/5-2 would it be something to look at to pulling him back to the Texans? I know i know.. I never in a million years would I have suggested pulling him back here EVER but.. NT experience.. in the same scheme.. for the right price?
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by Timpo on Aug 18, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know if Tank has it in himself anymore.

He got released by the Bengals and I think that speaks volumes about his skills.

by Tony Ung on Aug 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

@Timpo - Pretty much this ^^

Also, major character issues. Not an Uncle Bob kind of guy.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know. Crazy.

But he also had his college coaches gunning for him, which I think makes a huge difference.

Also, 6’5", 240, 4.48 40? That’s juicy.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Super juicy.

Like Kim Kardashian’s ass.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

who doesn't love mushrooms?

I love ’em on pizzas, steaks, spaghetti…

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Spaghetti?

you must be tripping. hehe

by BC5 on Aug 18, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah..

Tank is not the most motivated anymore I think.. but if we just put that big lug in the rotation?

by Timpo on Aug 18, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

$800,000 cap space

we don’t have enough cap room to sign anyone.

by jkcheng122 on Aug 18, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh sheesh.. yeah.. forgot about that cap..

How about 120k and an all you can eat Buffet twice a week?

by Timpo on Aug 18, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad he wasn't in shorts

but I know what you mean. I rooted for the Oilers when Bum was the coach, Wade was his DL coach and Kubiak was the ball boy. I’m loving the way this is coming together. It helps that I believe in the Phillips way of playing football. It was a glorious site:)

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think we could get Bum

to come be our ball boy? And bring some of that awesome sausage with him? Some of the best mass produced sausage on the market – IMO!

by Mikus318 on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

One thing not addressed in the article

is the shortened offseason. Do any of the above listed first-year improvments have a shortened offseason like we did this year?

Not trying to be Debbie Downer here but he’s had less time to prepare us than any of his previous defensive fixes, and we need a shit ton amount of fixing.

Mario playing for 2 quarters as well as our run D will be interesting to watch this weekend.

by jkcheng122 on Aug 18, 2011 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I think more guys

are finding themselves more comfortable with this system than the old one than the other way around. Just look at how Adibi and Nading transformed. I don’t recall seeing him much (like the other starters) but I think Antonio Smith will be better from the 3 tech spot this yr than playing DE in a 4-3. Sure, Williams seems to be adjusting, but everyone else (even the guys in the secondary) looked better than they ever did last year.

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, not really.

The 1982 strike came a year after Wade had rolled into NOLA. So, yeah, the shortened offseason /could/ be a problem … if you assume that there was no contact or discussion prior to the new CBA. Even so, only Mario and Quin are being asked to learn a new position. The rest are just being assigned new duties for the most part.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Minor Point

You’re assesment of Mitchell from Monday night is different than mine. I didn’t think he played poorly, but he did get pushed around pretty badly in the run game a time or two. I’m as concerned with people just running up the middle on us as I am anything else. That’s not just because of Mitchell though.

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by papabear on Aug 18, 2011 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I need to rewatch and focus on Mitchell.

I didn’t see him getting pushed around, but I was admittedly focused more on JJ Watt and the linebacking corps.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it at least once.

but he was double teamed when I saw him get pushed.

.................

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Schlauton!

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What?

Hello…..

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by Schlauton on Aug 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

unless he catches the runner in his gap

it’s on the ILBs

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

That’s the biggest difference for NTs defending the run in Wade’s 3-4 versus, say, in Pittsburgh.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Normally, we're eye to eye, Papa...

But I completely disagree. Everytime I watched him specifically, he impressed me. Completely ruined a run because he collapsed the backfield and destroyed the center.
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by beefy on Aug 18, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I specifically remember one play where he got absolutely ridden a good 7 yards off the line by a double team

…but that’s the problem with when you don’t go back and re-watch the game carefully. One or two negative (or positive) plays stick out and warp your opinion. I thought he was disruptive and overall was pretty good. I just seem to remember getting gutted up the middle a time or two with him in the game.

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by papabear on Aug 18, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Shake watched on replay and saw stuff I didn’t.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have noticed that a lot lately, that Shake is making a lot observations that I missed.

What’s got into Shake? I had no idea he was so observant!

My opinion of EMFM is that he played good and I want to see more. I don’t expect domination on every play. I do expect it sometimes. I think that’s what he gave us.

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by Rip Jersey on Aug 18, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been meaning to re-watch

Time doesn’t allow that though

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by TexansDC on Aug 18, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s prolly gonna happen to him when he lets the double get to him. It’s gonna be pretty important to rotate guys in. I don’t doubt it happened, but I was just impressed on the plays I keyed on him.

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by beefy on Aug 18, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also I'm mildly dissapointed

I was expecting more love letters to AMR

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by papabear on Aug 18, 2011 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I hacked his email...

Dude’s seriously gonna get arrested for the stuff he’s sending. You’d think a lawyer would know better…

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by beefy on Aug 18, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess I do owe her a reply

seeing as how she contacted me last.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you should forward

all the pics she sends you. I heard they are quite provocative.

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by Taco Joe on Aug 19, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

agree on pretty much everything...

except the rushing TDs. historically we’ve always done fairly well there, i expect it to get even better this season. im gonna say under 10.

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by chrisd21 on Aug 18, 2011 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

We've done well there, at least in recent history

because it was just easier for teams to throw it into the endzone on us. If the pass defense is better, I think the opponents run more and, ultimately, score more TDs.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point

but I was encouraged by the first two stops during that goal line stand Monday night. And then a CB got burned! I just laughed and thought, “Thanks for making Wade’s cutting job easier, Antwuan.”

But like you said, with QBs not finding an all-you-can-eat trough in our secondary or enough time to peruse the choices, I’m sure the Texans will see more rushing and more rushing TDs. Did I tell you how much I loved this post?

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I felt the same way re: the goalline stand

Just when I was getting really giddy about it, we went full moron and gave cushion on a two-yard pass.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rewatched that play

Every other DB on a receiver was on the goal line – like they should have been – except to Moulden. He was re-living 2010.

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 18, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha, yes!

who needs to run it in the red zone? Why even bother getting to the red zone when you can just chuck TD’s from 40 yards out. Why even have a running back at all in fact? Just line up in five wide sets and watch Frank Bush run out of traffic cones. Uncontested TD’s all day

by JBal on Aug 18, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome post MDC!

I wish I could rec it a few more times and I’m soo glad I didn’t try to write this when I started looking at those past defenses. I would’ve completely missed the “4-3 maintained” variable in Philly… and all that research must have taken forever! Nicely done. Thorough and fun to read all at the same time.

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by Still Blue on Aug 18, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Agreed completely

Very nice work, Matt!
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by beefy on Aug 18, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair warning, Still

Not unlike Tim, beefy loves crappy beer, too. In beefy’s case, it’s Miller Lite.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 18, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

This post will go down as a "landmark" post

Kudos, MDC! This post represents the culmination of your astuteness to detail, love for the game and depth of knowledge!

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Tap the brakes there, Cowboy...

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by beefy on Aug 18, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, that's ever so much better.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 18, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view--until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.

by nolander on Aug 18, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

bud light!

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by nolander on Aug 18, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure.

I’ve got no problem with that. Beside, it gets me closer to Wade and my $50. WIN WIN!

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

Tour de force, MDC.

Mega good work there.

by USMC_JA on Aug 18, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

The most interesting to me, though it wasn’t very applicable to the Texans, was his first year in Denver. They were already running a 3-4, and there were only minor changes - Alphonso Carreker replaced Walt Bowyer at LDE, Michael Brooks replaced Jim Ryan at ROLB, and rookie Steve Atwater replaced Mike Harden at FS. Yet the defense went from 20th to 1st in points allowed, 22nd to 3rd in yardage, and was just dominant across the board. Then, just as oddly, they regressed in 1990 to about where they were in 1988.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their offensive run game was suddenly effective in 1989.

Then dropped back off, a bit, in 1990. This should serve as a partial explination.

The longer the D stays out, on the field, the uglier their stats become.

by Cut Block on Aug 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

One other note on Reggie White and Wade's time in Philly

Buddy Ryan was the head coach then, so while Wade was the Defensive co-ordiantor it was similar to the early years with Kubiak. There was an OC, but Kubes was in charge. Also, Buddy Ryan would line Reggie up at nose and use the formation to try and force the center to block him one-on-one. Will we ever see something out of the 46 playbook from Wade in Houston with Mario? I really doubt it, but I think some some centers in the AFC south just pooped themselves a little at the thought of it.

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by papabear on Aug 18, 2011 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Fantastic point re: the Eagles

I’d forgotten that Buddy R was involved.

As for the 46, I still get violently angry when I recall Richard Smith’s aborted attempt at a 46 here, so I cannot rationally answer your question.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

no real question

Just pointing it out. I’m intrigued by the idea of isolating Mario on a center much like I’m intrigued by the texans using the pistol. I don’t think either ever happens, but It’s fun to think about.

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by papabear on Aug 18, 2011 8:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm with you.

I’ve been screaming for years about how a DC who was really willing to be creative could revolutionize things. If I were running things, you’d see Mario at WOLB on one play; NT on the next; DE with Watt at NT and Jamison at DE the next; at DE in a four-man front of Mario, Mitchell, Watt, and Smith the next; at OLB in a 2-4-5 the next; etc. The best thing a defense can do is to be unpredictable.

by MDC on Aug 18, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario did line up in the middle at least once

He was as a LB though – but still – it has to be intimidating

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 18, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

So was watching DVR'ed Mike and Mike from this morning where there were talking about the Texans

And this image came up showing this season’s schedule. Apparently one week we play baseball.

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by BricAM on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Our d could maybe handle it

Nah – kjax would run away from the ball.

And the offense would suck.

Rackets could maybe kick out out?

by Kidaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

With Schaub pitching, Foster running bases, Andre in the outfield and Mario playing catcher we might could stand a chance.

Also Tridon could play short stop… (get it?…cause he’s short.)

by BricAM on Aug 18, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

why the hell would Mario be playing catcher?

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by nolander on Aug 18, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait - week for is October!

And we all know that there is no way a Houston baseball team will be playing in October….

by Kidaster on Aug 18, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

True, but if that’s the case I’d put Winston there.

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by LedTexan on Aug 19, 2011 6:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd put Mario at the DH

Since we are gonna end up in the AL anyways

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by The Night Owl on Aug 19, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I knew Keo couldn't tackle

But the rest of the D will hopefully be excellent.

Can’t wait for the saints game. I’m looking for Improvement out of the pass game, and big improvements in kick coverage.

by Kidaster on Aug 18, 2011 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Rec'd for
There were nineteen passes defensededded

That phrase should go down in BRB history

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 18, 2011 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Much obliged, sir.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 19, 2011 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

All This Optimism From You, MDC

Is frightening me.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 18, 2011 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope we see more of this kind of defense. It would be great if we had that many sacks in every game! – although it probably isn’t a realistic expectation.

by Houston DJ on Aug 19, 2011 6:05 AM CDT reply actions  

112 sacks?

That would have to be some kind of record.

by MDC on Aug 19, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ill more than gladly take 50

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by AllenOU on Aug 19, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

How about we split the difference

and go with 81?!

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by Taco Joe on Aug 19, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

MDC this was an awesome article!

Thank you so much for assembling it! Even a football n00b like me was able to enjoy this article =). This article was very informative.

(n00b tested, n00b approved)

;-)

oh yes! And it was hilarious at just the right spots =) even before I got to the comments.

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