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Tuesday Two-Fer: Bag Submission Request AND Random Griping


So, we haven't done a Battle Red Bag in a little while, and it will probably be replaced by the Two-Day Hangover (now at Battle Red Blog!) once the regular season starts, so I figured we'd do a couple more before the preseason slips away from us.  Besides, it's been FAR too long since this blog referenced Alison Brie.  (Rumors that I'm doing this just for filler material on Friday are wholly incorrect, and I don't think I appreciate you suggesting otherwise.)

Anyway ... yeah.  Submit questions for Battle Red Bag vol. 12 to mattycamp@gmail.com.  You'll make my life easier if you put "Mailbag" or something similar in the subject.  Gracias in advance.

Because I have to make this post longer before it will let me publish, after the jump, I will complain about something of minimal consequence.

Star-divide

Looking over the Madden '12 ratings for the Houston Texans, I noticed that Matt Schaub's injury rating was a 78.  That seemed low for a guy who hasn't missed any games in two seasons and who only missed time in 2007 and 2008 because of injuries due to cheap shots from turds like Jared Allen and Drayton Florence.  So I looked around at the injury ratings for guys who have missed a substantial chunk (at least 4 games) of any of the past four seasons due to injury.

Matt Stafford: 65
Alex Smith: 88
Matt Hasselbeck: 79
Jake Delhomme: 80
Tony Romo: 87
Tom Brady: 89
David Garrard: 88
Carson Palmer: 74
Vince Young: 90
Colt McCoy: 93
David Carr: 90

Now, here's that same list with Schaub added in and with the total number of games missed over that time-frame in parentheses along with the number of seasons played in the same.

Matt Schaub: 78 (10 games, 4 seasons)
Matt Stafford: 65 (19 games, 2 seasons)
Alex Smith: 88 (21 games, 4 seasons)
Matt Hasselbeck: 79 (13 games, 4 seasons)
Jake Delhomme: 80 (29 games, 4 seasons)
Tony Romo: 87 (13 games, 4 seasons)
Tom Brady: 89 (15 games, 4 seasons)
David Garrard: 88 (6 games, 4 seasons)
Carson Palmer: 74 (12 games, 4 seasons)
Vince Young: 90 (9 games, 4 seasons)
Colt McCoy: 93 (3 games, 1 season)
David Carr: 90 (8 games, 4 seasons)

OK, so I fudged a bit with McCoy, but I wanted to include him because he also missed most of the NCAA championship game the previous year with an injury, and then he missed three games as a rookie with an injury, so his 93 injury rating just seemed ... weird.  As for the rest of the list, though, I'll be damned if I can find rhyme or reason to it, especially Alex Smith's 88 --- he's missed almost all of his games because of a balky shoulder that keeps getting hurt, which is sorta the epitome of injury-prone, yet he's one of the highest-ranked guys on this list.

In fact, speaking of Smith's shoulder, it might be the most chronic malady any of these guys have, yet that doesn't seem to matter, as his rank is nearly identical to Brady's, even though Tawmy only missed time due to a fluke injury.  Maybe it's just me, but "I have this body part that gets hurt frequently" should count against a player more than "one time, Bernard Pollard rolled into me, causing a rule change to try to prevent it from happening to anyone again." 

Likewise, the injury rating does not seem to have anything to do with whether a QB missed all of the games due to one injury or spread them out over multiple injuries and multiple seasons, as Brady and Palmer both only have one season during this time-frame with missed regular season games, while Romo and Schaub have two seasons (10 and 3 games, respectively for Romo, and 5 in each season for Schaub).  Nor does it seem to skew based on how long ago a QB was injured (Young -- 2010; Brady -- 2008; Schaub -- 2007-08; Romo -- 2008-10; Smith -- 2007-08, 2010; Delhomme -- 2007, 2009-10; etc.).

The only thing I can figure is that the injury rating is based on conventional media "wisdom," where Matt Schaub is not only fragile, but the most injury-prone player in the NFL.  (Author's note: Seriously, that article is terrible.  And he likely got paid to write it.  What a country!)

I will grant you that most (all?) of Madden's ratings are based on conventional wisdom.  It's not like the game-makers bring in every player and rank all of them to determine route running, strength, speed, acceleration, and the like.  I get that.  But, the thing is, for almost all of those other categories, the conventional wisdom is backed up by observable realities.  You say that Andre Johnson is a 95 in route running?  Well, the fact that he's able to get open pretty much anywhere on the field and destroy single coverage supports that.  (That 'Dre only scores a 90 in spectacular catch is a traveshamockery of the highest order.)  You say that Arian Foster has a 97 in ball carrier vision?  I can probably find 50 clips that show him perfectly setting up blocks and making cuts that lesser backs would not.  Connor Barwin and Mario Williams are both 84 in speed?  Well, if I recall, they ran almost identical 40 times, so I can't complain about that. Zac Diles is a 47 in man coverage?  Sounds accurate.  But the injury thing, at least in Matt Schaub's case?  It's not based on anything that even resembles reality; it simply adopts the common stupidity and passes that off as official by assigning a number to it.

Sure, it's just a video game.  Yes, fans of other teams and other players likely have similar gripes.  Andre Johnson being only a 97 overall is pretty silly, if you ask me.  But there's a difference between just not giving a guy his props when it comes to making spectacular catches and shafting a guy because people are too lazy to ask themselves if conventional wisdom even makes sense.  The world ain't flat, it ain't turtles all the way down, and Matt Schaub ain't injury prone.

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I think it is just to perpetuate

rumors typical media thinking

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 23, 2011 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Rec'd for the rant.

I consistently find the Texans sucking in Madden, because Schaub gets injured like crazy in that game.

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by Jon Banks on Aug 23, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Even if in real life

A meteor would come down and knock his foot off, and the trainers tape his foot back on and he finishes the game (and wins it) he would still be considered “injury prone” by the knuckleheads

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 23, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

FFS
Ben Tate’s 95-yard performance on nine carries against the Saints reminded the Houston Chronicle’s John McClain of Arian Foster’s breakout performance in Week 1 of 2010.

McClain was way out in front of the crowd in predicting Foster’s success last season, so his opinion is noteworthy. Tate isn’t going to touch the ball enough to eat into Foster’s fantasy value, but he’s already giving Derrick Ward a run for the primary backup job.

Really??? Pancakes was in front of the crowd? What about BRB? This has got to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen from rotoworld.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 23, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Do you know how to contact these people???

I know there’s Aaron Gleeman for baseball, but I don’t know who does the football stuff.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 23, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely no clue.

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by Jon Banks on Aug 23, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just pinged Evan Silva

I honestly can’t believe they’d be willing to give Pancakes credit for something like that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 23, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Silva is saying...

Wessling wrote the blurbs and it’s all true.

So, here’s my question for you, MDC. How do we discredit all this bullshit about Pancakes and Foster, and how do we shut Wessling the fuck up?

Yes, I’m pissed. Fuck Wessling.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 23, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

That’s: @ChrisWesseling

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 23, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can probably search Chron archives

For all the fuggin’ times he pimped Mathews…..for all the chats where he explicitly said he wouldn’t trust Foster as the guy……UNTIL AFTER the draft when he was kinda forced to call Arian the starter.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 23, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

^All of these 2 comments by TDC

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Aug 24, 2011 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Double oops

Discredit Pancakes. I like the rotoworld peeps.

15 hour days are long.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Will you sign my BRB t-shirt, MDC?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 24, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I charge $50 for an autograph.

But, for one Coors Light, Tim will gladly sign my name to your shirt.

by MDC on Aug 24, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that I mention it

I think I’ll get two. One to wear and one to frame with all the one-day famous writer’s of the BRB signatures

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by Rip Jersey on Aug 24, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate that guy

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 23, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember how Pancakes was convinced "The Texans are going to draft Willis McGahee from Miami"

because we needed a running back in 2003, but then he blew his knee out in the national championship game. So we drafted Andre Johnson instead. Damn, I guess we should send cookies and champagne to Willis every year for taking one for the team to set us up like that.

Meanwhile, Pancakes is still predicting things at the Comicle…

by MeMongo on Aug 25, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

or extra syrup

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 23, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanna burn the comicle down.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Aug 24, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think rotoworld has been outsourcing

They have really fallen off the good analysis wagon as of late.

2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party

Damn you, Peyton Manning. You fucked me more times than I can remember, but now you've crossed the line when you fucked me in fantasy. REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Aug 24, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Surely

that Fox Sports article MUST be a joke. I mean, how can Bob Sanders and Matthew Stafford not occupy the #1 and #2 spots?

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

by Meta Sandoval on Aug 23, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

^this

I was wondering how the man who has played 28.5 games since the beginning of the 2006 season is not more injury prone than anyone else on that list, and how schaub who was hurt like brady occupies the #1 spot. The man late in the first half of a game last year for one drive, then came back in the second and dominated… His toughness should be @ 10000000000000

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by Taco Joe on Aug 23, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I loved the writer's reference

07 & 08 plus healthy 09. No mention of completely healthy 2010. What a dipshit.

2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party

Damn you, Peyton Manning. You fucked me more times than I can remember, but now you've crossed the line when you fucked me in fantasy. REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Aug 23, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

or the fact that both years

he played 16 games he went over 4300 yds

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by Taco Joe on Aug 23, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think that's outrageous?

Cam Newton has an 81 accuracy rating.

No joke.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 23, 2011 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

once the first updates

come out then i will see how some of the ratings are. I think cam’s acc will come down quite a bit. and there is no way schaub is below 85 in injury i mean come on. plus Andre should be 99 in route, 99 in any of the catching stats.

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by Taco Joe on Aug 23, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is there an ass-kicking rating?

100

2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party

Damn you, Peyton Manning. You fucked me more times than I can remember, but now you've crossed the line when you fucked me in fantasy. REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Aug 23, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

AND ANOTHER THING...

McFarlane provides little to no respect. Granted, in 2002 they came out with the David Carr series of which I have all three variants. BUT Dre has been the most dominant WR for years now, and I’ve had to suffer through collectible action figures with the likes of 36 Landanian Tomlinsons, 47 Brett Favres, 100 lame ass cowpatties, and (this is what takes the cake) Heath Miller. That’s right. The TE of Pittsburgh gets a collectible action figure over AJ. I just don’t get it….

2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party

Damn you, Peyton Manning. You fucked me more times than I can remember, but now you've crossed the line when you fucked me in fantasy. REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Aug 23, 2011 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

supposedly was supposed to ship this nov... from clarktoys

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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

and this one is already out

http://mcfarlaneonline.stores.yahoo.net/mawinfl4grre.html

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by Taco Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's not McFarlane, though, is it??

Starting lineup, no?

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

McFarlane RePlays

2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party

Damn you, Peyton Manning. You fucked me more times than I can remember, but now you've crossed the line when you fucked me in fantasy. REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Aug 24, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have it

very lame. It’s more for children to actually play with than to place on the mantle and worship.

2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party

Damn you, Peyton Manning. You fucked me more times than I can remember, but now you've crossed the line when you fucked me in fantasy. REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Aug 24, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

*is not was

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by Taco Joe on Aug 24, 2011 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

those r pretty tight.how much?

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by F-BombTheJets on Aug 24, 2011 2:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cheap

The mario one is like 5 bucks, if that. If the AJ one is like McFarlane then it’ll be around 16 bucks.

2011 Crystal Ball
Dorin Dickerson coming out party

Damn you, Peyton Manning. You fucked me more times than I can remember, but now you've crossed the line when you fucked me in fantasy. REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Aug 24, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

schaub is actually number 5 amongst current quarterbacks with 36 consecutive starts.

behind only…peyton, eli, rivers, and flacco. i’m not saying theres 27 other quarterbacks more injury prone than schaub. im saying, according to the numbers, theres 27 other quarterbacks that are at least AS injury prone as schaub. more so in alot of cases. madden rankings are opinion, not fact.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 24, 2011 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Comma Tourettes?

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
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by DilloTex on Aug 24, 2011 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Just haaaaaad to play that string out didncha? rec'd because I understand...

"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
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- MDC

by DilloTex on Aug 24, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once the song was stuck in beefy's head...

You know he was going to fuck the rest of us too.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Aug 24, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck

That.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will get flamed for this but

I think Andre drops too many passes to warrant a 99 rating. A 97 does make him the best WR in the game, which is just like in real life NFL.

As for the injury rating, I think EA should have implemented a separate rating for concussions. There are some players that only miss time due to concussion, I don’t know if it’s right to have same Injury rating for someone who chronically gets hurt in diff areas of his body vs someone who just gets concussions.

Perhaps even a upper body INJ and lower body INJ ratings could be useful where a guy who always has shoulder injuries (Stafford) can have low rating there but higher for lower body.

The biggest travesty in the ratings imo is Danieal Manning rating much lower than Bernard Pollard. Something I found interesting in the ratings for Texans is Mario is the most athletic guy in our LB squad.

by jkcheng122 on Aug 24, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

So what you're saying is...

Pancakes is taking credit for your Arian Foster optimism?

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I HATE that!

So HE’s the one!
/hastily buries lunch in back yard
/immediately forgets where
/whines for more food
/HOWLS for more food
/wags in greeting subservient humans
/looks innocent

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- MDC

by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

What did you do!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 25, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

/rolls over on back and wags

"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Typical reaction....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 25, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

The truth shall be told!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I don't think so.

I think a lot of people locally at camp last year thought Foster was going to be the guy because he was killing it in camp.

And there was the skepticism nationally they were going with Foster for real because the Texans were so terrible the previous year at running the ball that they drafted a 2nd round RB in Tate.

But other than Solomon and me, there weren’t too many people paying attention to Foster in 2009. I also think that nationally few people paid attention to what contribution OC Rick Dennison might make to the running game:

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/01/14/will-rick-dennison-fix-the-houston-texans-running-game/

Dennison was saying before the 2010 season that he couldn’t believe that the Texans play action worked at all given how bad the running game was for most of 2009. He said that it would be fixed. And that short yardage and red zone would be fixed. And so far, he’s kept his word.

by StephS on Aug 24, 2011 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Thx for joining us and giving us this story!

Come by more often. I think everyone likes to read this kind of good stuff.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 24, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do like to visit.

But I don’t like to say stuff unless I have stuff to say. I know that violates the terms of service here. :)

by StephS on Aug 25, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never known you to not have stuff to say.....

Also, we can bend the rules here once in awhile. Slight deviations are allowed for the sake of conversation.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 25, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Slight Deviations?

More like Deviant Central.

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by chuckiepoo on Aug 25, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Steph started hanging out around here regularly...

… would they start referring to this place as “Snow White and the Seven Deviants… and Tim”?

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- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

...bad neighborhood...

"Then as that bitch karma reasserted herself, the trolls wandered off to eat their own boogers and peep through the keyhole at their sisters again and the level of discourse here improved accordingly." by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011

by chuckiepoo on Aug 25, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate it when that happens...

"Then as that bitch karma reasserted herself, the trolls wandered off to eat their own boogers and peep through the keyhole at their sisters again and the level of discourse here improved accordingly." by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011

by chuckiepoo on Aug 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I blame global warming...

"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a radical concept...

How EVER do you fit in at the Comicle?

"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stradley and LZ

BY FAR the most reliable sources of information at the Chronicle.

Solomon = Jerry Springer, raflawa!
Justice thinks he’s Larry David.
Pancakes is the Texans PR dept.

Actually Dale Robertson > Pancakes.

None of them know how to write in HTML (or whatever they use for their online medium), which is why you see paragraphs repeated constantly. Very professional for a major newspaper. Christ, get an intern to teach you HTML!

by ahem! on Aug 25, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or in Pancakes case...

…get an intern to write your content.
Immediate improvement. Done.

"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

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