Colts Sign Kerry Collins
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We have agreed to terms with Kerry Collins...more details to come
I'll go ahead and file this one under "evidence suggesting Peyton Manning will not be ready for Week 1." Discuss.
(h/t DisplacedTexan)
Rivers edit: More evidence:
@mortreport reporting Colts' braintrust does not believe Peyton Manning will be ready for regular-season opener in Houston. Manning hopeful.
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Hmm
Maybe 18 might miss the game :)
by TheDream34 on Aug 24, 2011 10:01 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
BWAHAHAAHAH!!
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 10:01 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs
I'll file it under...
“Indianapolis Alcoholic Beverage Commission announces state-wide surplus.”
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Aug 24, 2011 10:03 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs
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Losing makes people drink bleach.
points to the BRB staff and most of the rest of the membership
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by Christopher H on Aug 24, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
by hornedfrogrocket on Aug 24, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm now closer to believing 18 won't start week one....
but I still believe he will….they’re just upping the insurance since Painter and Orlovsky suck so much ass.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Aug 24, 2011 10:09 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
I think it has more to due with Painter and Dan-O sucking so much that they need someone else in case 5-Head gets hurt during the season
by ketchuppants7 on Aug 24, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't see Vodka as being an upgrade over BackLine...
…but I’m happy that they do.
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
god.dammit
"I've had a terrible day. I just want to go home, drink a box of wine, take a bath, and gently masturbate myself to sleep"
Post edited to reflect Mort Report that Indy braintrust doesn't think Manning will be ready for Week One
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by riversmccown on Aug 24, 2011 10:31 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Yeah
I was just seeing that on The Herd with Colin Cowherd
by Catallac392 on Aug 24, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
If Manning doen't play week 1...
does it mean he’s dead? According to Dungy.
by MeSoLongHorny on Aug 24, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
what a great sign
that 5 head wont play!!…get it..great “sign”
If Peighton misses multiple games and we don't take the division
I will absolutely LOSE IT I’ll be so livid.
I know what you mean man
It looks like all the chips are in place to finally make a good run at this division.
by Catallac392 on Aug 24, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
take that colt fans!
lol
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by chrisd21 on Aug 24, 2011 10:41 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Chris how did you do that?
Attach that video
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Aug 24, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a .gif file.
If you find one on the internet, you post it like you would a normal picture; only difference is .gifs tend to move.
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by UprootedTexan on Aug 24, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
minus well say...
i mccown’ed it.
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Minus well say?
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by UprootedTexan on Aug 24, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a malapropism sir. lol
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Ahhhh, lol.
Well played, sir.
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by UprootedTexan on Aug 24, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not a vid...
it’s just an animated gif.
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Man I thought last year was the golden opportunity to win the division
If we do not win the division McNair needs to completely clean house
by TheDream34 on Aug 24, 2011 10:42 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Damn I really wanted Manning's head week 1.
Oh week Collins will do.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Aug 24, 2011 10:47 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll enjoy watching them get after Vodka more...
I don’t want our shiny new defense to be known as the team that made 5Head a quadriplegic.
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
I think he's still going to be out there week 1...
He just won’t be out there very long once he hits the turf a few times!
For some reason, I was hoping Manning was going to play
And on the first play of the game, he would get sacked and injure his neck. Season ending injury. Oh well….
by Tony Ung on Aug 24, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not one for wishing injury on a player...
even if it is Manning. But I don’t think he needs to be out the whole season for them to look “mortal”, as I’ve seen many say. With his fragile neck, I don’t think they’re gonna be the same all season
Yeah I'm not a person who wishes for injury to a player
It’s just that I saw that happening for some weird reason.
You're not a very good liar...
; D
I'm a household name... at my house.
by taylorrohrman on Aug 24, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Meh
I think the competitive side of me wants him to play because I feel that it would test how well we are going to come along. Can’t be the best without playing of the best and it would cement that if we beat the Colts with Manning. The other side of me is just tired of seeing the Colts win the division year in and year out and wants to see a new division champion.
We cant win nomatter what , if 5head plays and we beat him the media will say he was hurt and didnt have a preseason to play, if he dosent play and we win they will say we won because 5head wasnt in the game
No matter what Texans will get no respect unless we beat Pitt, NO and the Ravens to start the season.
LOL
Yeah but us beating the Colts with manning is more for my sake, not the media’s. I already know the media doesn’t cover us so I don’t care what they think nowadays. It’s a sense of competition that I’m interested in.
Agree
the only media that Houston gets is Houston TV/Radio and the big catches by the best receiver in the world on ESPN. Just want to bash the defense b/c it sucked last year, which it did.
AFC South Champs 2011/12
by BruiserTexans on Aug 24, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah but we will get respect
when we go to Indy and beat the Colts with a fully recovered Manning in there house. Just you wait my friend the bandwagon will be at mass capacity.
I can hear the haters already
“Oh the Texans won the division because of manning’s injury”
by TheDream34 on Aug 24, 2011 11:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
championship run is the only way to stop that
by Carter Liles on Aug 24, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
it will happen and other city fans will not respect it either.
I dont know how you cannot respect a team that goes 16-0 in regular season even without manning not being there.
Who cares?
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by riversmccown on Aug 24, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
Point: Rivers
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
Hey, I'm certainly not picky.
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by UprootedTexan on Aug 24, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
what rivers said.
do we give a damn that MJ was retired when we got our 2 b-ball rings?
HELL NAH WE DONT.
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Nope we dont
but seem like everybody else does, which i still think we could have beat them with jordan.
We owned the Bulls head to head during that era, with or without Jordan.
there u go timmy. crisis deverted. can i call u timmy?? - FTJ
as in,
any song that begins with , “Oh, the Texans won the division…..”
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
peyton?
50+ mill Im sure
He is playing. Anyone who really thinks he isnt probably loves gary kubiak
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
Yea I think he will too...
I was just asking because if something were to happen this season that’s career ending, there’s a whole lot of money down the drain for their organization
by RaY210 on Aug 24, 2011 11:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is it okay if I love Gary Kubiak and think 5Head starts or do I have to choose?
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
I wonder where you could go for such information.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: School sucks.
The best part will be when Mario breaks Vodka's leg in the first quarter
and we get to see Painter or Orlovsky in action.
Boom.
Yes, I'm not the official scorekeeper
but JJ has one leg tallied, already…
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Congrats on your week 1 victory
If it wasn’t enough to be able to run all over the terrible Colts defense, you guys also get to beat up Collins? Lucky
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Aug 24, 2011 11:32 AM CDT reply actions
I think we could beat manning anyway
but this could be the start of a much needed string of luck
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
/fixed
muchneededdeserved string of luck
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
Is it too soon for evil laughter?
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Laugh away...
Just kinda sad we don’t get to whip up on Dan.0
by Bennyscrap on Aug 24, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was hoping this was one of the highlights we could have our eyes on....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
You never know...
Think they’ll keep Painter as their No. 3? Because they just might need it
I have to admit, it's a mess they have on their hands
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
/lone crocodile tear rolls down cheek
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
I guess there will be no Manning blood stains
on the Texans Liberty Whites.
by MeSoLongHorny on Aug 24, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That's great!
cuz the alcohol in his bloodstream will prevent the blood from staining Mario’s jersey.
I know everyone is mocking this signing,
but I don’t like it.
Instead of going up against a pathetic QB in Curtis Painter, we have to face a guy who has had some pretty good games against us in the past.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Aug 24, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
When we had a dreadful defense,
The Colts’ offensive line isn’t nearly as good as the Traitors lines he stood behind in the past, and he has a tendency to get rid of passes at the first sign of pressure. That’s not to mention his arm is basically gone from what I hear. I think if he starts (which I’m not entirely sold on yet), he’ll be a far worse quarterback than we’ve seen in past games against him.
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by UprootedTexan on Aug 24, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
besides the fact that it's not like ANYONE can just pick up the colts offense.
2 examples stand out… Painter and Orlousy. lol
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Here's the thing:
The Colts’ offense is predicated on having an amazing QB with a preternatural ability to read defenses, adjust plays at the line of scrimmage, and deliver perfect throw after perfect throw. Generally, three plays are called in to Manning, who then sees what the D is doing and picks the one that will work best. That is not something that Collins has done or will be able to pick up on the fly.
Nor can Collins throw 95% of the time and survive without a running game. And I seriously doubt he’ll get rid of the ball as well as Peyton does to avoid sacks.
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That's true.
Forgot the Colts have no running game.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Aug 24, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Watch them scheme for up the middle runs anyway
I sure hope Wade is fixing the softness in the center
And less than two weeks to learn the Indy playbook
get into game shape physically after a very brief retirement
gel with the offense
build any timing with receivers
study and prep for the “new” Texans defense
He does have experience for sure, but this is a tall order for anyone in two weeks time
After a few shots
He will be good to go
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't we lose to Kerry Collins last year?
During the Titans rematch game I could have sworn we got man handled but then again we have a better defense.
As Ric Flair says
To be the man you have to beat the man. It’s because of that that I ALMOST want Manning to play. Almost.
That being said I can’t wait for Mario to put Collins’ head on his wall. The 5 shaped slot will just have to wait a few weeks.
by BricAM on Aug 24, 2011 12:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Two words:
Run. Game.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
we play them twice
I’ll take the forfeit in game one.
We can have our shot at Paeuxtun in the second matchup.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
Just heard on radio...
That Vegas moved the line on both Texans and Jags wins. Evidently they were both increased. Wonder if this is recognition that Peyton may not make a full season?
Caveat: Have not fact checked the story, so might be much ado about nothing. But if it moved, this seems to militate in favor of #18 riding the pine week 1.
Damn I sure wish Bodog already had the lines open for the first game
I intended to get a bet in before we knew if Peighton was going to play.
I am superstitious enough that:
1. I am not about to rule out Manning actually playing
2. I will reserve my laughter until I actually see the Colts fall down on their faces
Until then, I have no intention of jinxing possible “pennies from heaven” by laughing at the Colts’ potential issues.
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by texanslady on Aug 24, 2011 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah we gotta wait to see what happens.
I can never rule out Manning either. Guys a competitor no matter if we don’t like him or not.
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by riversmccown on Aug 24, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 24 recs
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
co-sign.
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I agree with this sentiment.
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by texanslady on Aug 24, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pass
The only blue that will around me when I type on my computer is Deep Steel Blue.
by BruiserTexans on Aug 24, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty much says it all... rec'd and seconded
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
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"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
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Co-sign.
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
/tilts head quizzically
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
The MCM guys
are out in force. Ice0ne’s gotten some nice shots in.
Yes, I visited for the lulz.
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
/looks for "shun" button...
Squirrel!
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
Fuck about 99% of the commenters here!
Y’all realized the karmic butt-fucking you’re laying on teh Schaub?
Fuck yall.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Aug 24, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
What???????
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
Dude...
We’re Texans fans. I think we already have a clear understanding with karma that she hates us.
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
beledat.
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
fuck her
i did
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
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by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 24, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
/sniffs butt
Nah, pass… PUD’s already been there
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
by DilloTex on Aug 24, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
And you honestly believe it cannot get worse?
If so, go ahead and tempt her until your heart’s content.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
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Am i the only one that feels like Andy Samberg from HotRod?
Peighton being the stepdad? We need to donate the half a neck Steve Slaton still has to PayPay to combine with his half neck to create a full one so he can compete and we can CRUSH him before hes outta the league..
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by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 24, 2011 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
Vodka week 1??
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by Antho10000 on Aug 24, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
I ain't saying a damn thing
until the game clock reads 00:00 week 1
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 24, 2011 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
Pretty much how I feel.
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The bitter voice of experience...
It means nothing until the Texans have fully played up to their potential in 16 regular season games… …in the same season.
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
I'll take one game
Solid on both sides of the ball.
Doing it against Oakland doesn’t count.
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After last season's promising start and subsequent meltdown...
…I’m not going to breathe until the playoffs are cinched.
I’m not demanding a SuperBowl this year, but after 10 years, one extra game in the season isn’t too damn much to ask.
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
by DilloTex on Aug 24, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I 100% agree with you on this.
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
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"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
by texanslady on Aug 24, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
YOU SEXY THING!!
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
Of course in the REAL world of Texans-get-no-bounces...
…he’d go OFF for 500 yards, 7TDs passing and he’d run one in just for good measure.
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
... with 3 seconds left...
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
...to win by 1
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
...after trailing 55-0 at the half
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
(please spot me an assumed "made" extra point)
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
BREAKING: Sage Rosenfels is flying in to Reliant for the halftime show!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Colts fans after hearing the news
GIFSoup"/>
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by Antho10000 on Aug 24, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
In other awesome news
Chris Johnson is getting no where with his hold out. I love this. He is WAY over valuing himself and hurting his team in the process. Either he’ll go broke or they’ll go broke.
AlbertBreer Albert Breer
This is a rough estimate — But I believe Titans, based on 26 missed days, can fine CJ up to $780K at this point. His 2011 base: $1.065M.
And he doesn't get
a year towards free agency.
by Bobbythegreat on Aug 24, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Um...
I still think Peyton plays.
by Patrick Harrel on Aug 24, 2011 3:13 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Does it really take four guys to hold P8ons clipboard?
file this under the category of “Dumb Question of the Day”
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
"Dumb Question of the Day" part two
How many fluffers are needed to get P8on ready to play?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I think they're keeping their options open in case he doesn't play
But it’s Peyton we’re talking about… He always finds a way to bite us in the ass.
by Patrick Harrel on Aug 24, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I Concur
I’m still not buying that Peyton won’t be under center come Week One. He’s a witch.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
KERRY COLLINS?!?! instead of MANNING!!!?
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Aug 24, 2011 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
at first i was like...
did he really bother to link that? then i realized i was laughing soooo… worth it!
by Carter Liles on Aug 24, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
you know i keep having to remind myself...
the colts still have mathis and freeney… thats formidable enough to worry me.
Getting gashed at the rub game...
means someone needs to cut their fingernails… damn streetwalkers…
Colts' D
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by MDC on Aug 24, 2011 3:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is not built to play from behind or defend a heavy dose of run and play action.
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by MDC on Aug 24, 2011 3:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
...or even a medium dose of run
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Which will likely be their exact situation.
Their D will be just as lost as their O. That team basically falls apart without Manning managing the game.
i get all that.
but all it takes is one botched pass protection assignment…
by Carter Liles on Aug 24, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
thats why we start off the game pounding the rock on there ass
then there game plan of russhing the passer is shot to shit
You guys are missing the secret Colts strategy
Just wait until they get a backup from the Glitter Kitties. Then you will begin to see their evil genius. How will they use this? Only P8n can figure it out. That or they figure a way to meld all the backups into one player.
Will P8n play first game? No way to know – but I can enjoy the irony of the Colts un-retiring Collins. Makes you wonder if Favre turned them down.
I think if Karma plays anything – we should find ways to miraculously win about 8 games this year.
My ¢2
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I tend to think they did ask Favre and he turned them down
I can see why he would. Why would he come into any situation where when the other guy comes back, he (Favre) is deposed from the starting position? Favre is the alpha dog. He will never be the dog to run away with his tail between his legs because the other dog is better.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Can you imagine how dire the situation is in Indy?
on two weeks notice, they pull Kerry Collins out of retirement; 39 year old Kerry Collins, forcrisake!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Kerry Collins' retirement speech
“my willingness to commit to the preparation necessary to play another season has waned to a level that I feel is no longer adequate”
Welcome back to the NFL, Kerry. Meet the Texans’ D.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Aug 24, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Email from my sister
Who became a Colts fan at grad school when the Oilers left:
it is so not funny. have you SEEN curtis painter? what a joke. grandma takes hits better than that. i have been having pre-football stress disorder because of the qb situation.
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I saw part of their last preseason game with Painter on the field
It wasn’t pretty, although in defense of your grandma, if she can take those hits, then maybe the Texans should bring her in for a tryout!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I liked your sister MUCH more...
before I knew she rooted for those assholes.
That said, tell her I said hi.
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She's like a foot taller than you are
Two feet taller than Tim.
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
And?
Big Tall girls need love, too!
(Full disclosure, I rec’d your post because you implied that I towered over Tim, which is awesome.)
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and, he has some flatness to the top of his head....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I'd Ban You
But you don’t really write here anyway.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Truth
Emeritus, bitchez!
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Isn't that just code for really old guy that nobody bothers to actually get rid of?
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: School sucks.
Yup.
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Its like he's saying he doesn't really feel like trying too hard.
Then he takes probably the toughest job in the NFL, filling Peighton’s shoes.
all logic is suspended
You know since last season that Collins hasn’t been training for touch football, let alone NFL football. And, we know QBing an NFL team is both mental and physical. I can see him gearing his mind up to do it. I can see it. But, once those hits and pressures start coming, and you know they will, how can anyone say that he will not just wilt and beg out of the whole situation? Mario, JJ, Antonio, Brooks, Connor, and for that matter, Xavier are only thinking about reminding him what it takes to man that position. They will be laying the wood. The play ends when they say it ends. Imagine that hit Brooks Reed put on, who was it, Chase Daniel? If Collins gets any of that! He won’t be getting up and sprinting back to the huddle! If he does, I’m sure someone will remind him and do it again….hahahahahaha!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Could have been worse.
They could have gotten Favre.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
by Ethan Matz on Aug 24, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
morterson reporting...
manning out at least first week. maybe longer.
I’m still going with the ill believe it when i see it motto
Agreed
I don’t care what ANYONE says. I need to see someone else take that first snap to make me a believer.
I’ve been a good boy, can it please be dan o and not Collins?
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by AllenOU on Aug 24, 2011 4:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well...
if manning says “I’m out” ill believe him. hahaha
by Carter Liles on Aug 24, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's the day before, or even an hour before
And Peyton says he isn’t playing…
Still won’t believe him until he actually doesn’t play. Period. The colts are sneaky fuck fuckers
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by AllenOU on Aug 24, 2011 4:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Some notable quotes after today's practice
Danieal Manning (on what happened with the touchdown pass in last week’s game) "Bad adjustment on a call that I made. I was thinking one coverage. I put us in one coverage and the rest of the guys were playing another coverage, so it was busted on my part. I was actually trying to run under a route and he ran a double move. We should have been in a different coverage, so I could play over the top instead of underneath."
Gary Kubiak (on CB Johnathan Joseph) "He’s looked good. He’s looked real good. We kept him off the turf, so he’s got a good hour and 20 minutes every day and he’s ready to play."
Full article can be read at http://www.houstontexans.com/news/article-3/Quotes-Wednesday-Practice/b80e8554-46f2-42cb-8f69-1770bd62dd5a
copy... paste
Kubiak; (on if he still expects WR Jacoby Jones to contribute on special teams) "Oh yeah, he’ll definitely be our punt returns and (FS) Danieal (Manning) will be our kick returner. It’s time for him to have some of those returns. He’s had some in the past and it’s time for him to get back on the top of his game."
Thank GOD!!!! a competent returner!!!!
by Carter Liles on Aug 24, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
another
(on what CB Johnathan Joseph will bring to the team) "Johnathan will bring the confidence that we need in our corner. If they play one-on-one, we can lock a guy down and guys can focus on other things on the field. We can take him and put him on one of their best receivers and the rest of the game all the other guys can do what we’ve got to do. Also, just the leadership that he has and the playmaking ability that he has.
crosses fingers….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Yup
so basically “goodbye townsel and demps”
If I could choose
I would want shaun cody to return kicks.
And ric smith on punts
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by AllenOU on Aug 24, 2011 4:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I hate the idea of our safety returning kicks
Because if anything happens to him we are dialing the secondary back to 2010, and this hot tub time machine ain’t going back damnit! Joseph can’t cover everything back there. Kubiak is nuts for even considering this concept with his neck on the line.
Maybe he figures there will be touchbacks 90% of the time
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Figured it was some type of busted play.
Good thing it’s preseason so’s those communication mistakes will hopefully be fixed up.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Why does the chron suck?
Who’s saying this?:
Defending Mario
The criticism of Mario Williams in his transition to outside linebacker has officially reached epidemic levels. There are some fans clamoring for a Williams trade to Philadelphia for cornerback Asante Samuel.
Those fans have been unhappy with what they’ve seen from Williams at his new position, even if the actual amount of work the former defensive end has had this preseason amounts to less than three quarters.
Yes there is a decent amount of fans who feel we should trade Mario for Asante.
Claiming he’ going to be wasted at the OLB spot (based on very little evidence).
Not here but several other places I’ve seen Texans fans like Chron.com or the message boards over on the Texans main website.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I think that Mario, Barwin, Reed and Nading represent a solid corps of pass ruching OLBs
Together, subbing in and out, keeping each other fresh…. I think we could have some fun 4th quarters this season!
Tim! Feature post, please!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Since they can all put there hands down to it's going to be a solid rotation for sure.
Don’t want to leave out Tim Jamison either he’s been pretty good at both DE spots so far this preseason.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I tend to belive the fans here at BRB have a better perspective of football
than Chron.com or the mothership. Before I found this site I got all my info from the mothership and no one really knew what the hell they were talking about. A bunch of fair weather fans if you will.
OK, I see what you are saying
But with all the “bad weather” we had last year…
A bunch of fair weather fans if you will.
I would think there would be like 5 fans left :P
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
hey you might be right. there might only be 5 fans left over there
But I woulnt know since I found BRB I never went back. I love this site the fans here are real fans win lose or draw and they speak the truth. That’s all I want fans who feel the same way as I do. The mothership seemed to candy coat a lot of shit like oh well we got next year or we seem to be improving I never seen anyone pissed off over there or go on a rant sometimes a fan has to vent. Thats why I love this site.
You are right
We speak our minds – right or wrong. Most here won’t pull any punches when it comes to evaluating the team – but it is our team dammit!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Gracias :-)
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To quote my ol high school OL coach before playing LaMarque:
“You might be pieces of shit, but your MY PIECES OF SHIT!”
by jstid911 on Aug 24, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if the fans really had any say.
Kuby would have been fired years ago. This is one of those times I’m happy there is no majority vote.
Kubes=elite OC
not DC. The solution was not fire him, it was correct the problem. Mario’s issue is lack of playtime/experience. They are going to fix the problem, not ship him off. I too am glad that the armchair analysts can’t call in and vote like a reality show, or this franchise would have had to trade Bush or release Vince.
I think everybody in any uproar about trading Mario needs to take a step back, flic the bic, take a deep breath, hold it… and just relaaaaaaax. In Wade we trust.
Waaayyyyy ahead of you
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
And that is the way
i have been able to stay a Texans fan all these years.After the tuff losses loll But i still love this team dammit even after i stop smoking
by quiet_storm21 on Aug 25, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Where did you play?
La Marque was in our district
UTD whoosh
by Marzindells on Aug 25, 2011 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions
That's the worst idea ever!
Mario is a far better player and will produce for us. That’s like trading a Ferrari for a Hyundai (a 1996 one).
The trolls contributing to the comical know no limits to stupidity.
Hurr?
Asante Samuel is a very good player at a premier position signed to a fairly reasonable contract through 2013. Mario is a very good player who is switching positions and going into a contract year.
I’m excited to see what he can do, but that wouldn’t be a completely lopsided deal. Not to mention, I’m not sure what Philly would want with that deal, what with Cole and Babin on the outside already…
Asante is a "decent" corner
but he’s 30 years old from the 2003 draft (fourth round) and far from being anywhere near equal in value.
Mario is worth far more than Asante either as LB or DE. He’s a 1st overall pick from 2006 and has produced very well as an All Pro DE. We’re not trading him for a corner who’s on his last couple of years of production.
Let’s put some faith into a coach with 35 years experience and designed a defense that has proven to produce everywhere he’s been. I’m sure he’ll put Mario in a position to dominate in this defense.
I might consider Revis because he's still young and he's really really good..
Mario Williams will have 2 sacks and 6 tackles against the 49ers
"Decent" is an understatement.
He’s been “good” for most of his career, with a couple “exceptional” years mixed in. I’m not all that concerned about his age, either. Odds are, he’ll be a good CB until his contract expires (when he’s 33).
As I mentioned though, it’s really a question of depth and contract status. Brooks Reed has been surprisingly good, and I even like what I’ve seen from Barwin. Jackson and Allen, meanwhile, continue to disappoint. If Mario were to go down with an injury this very week, CB2 would still probably be our biggest hole.
I’m not advocating it; I’m simply playing devil’s advocate to those who dismissed it without a second thought. I’m excited as anybody to see Mario climb back into double digits in the sack column.
All over the place
Do you listen to sports radio 610 or 790? Everyone EVERYONE (callers) think Mario is failed experiment and we should trade him immediately.
McClain is 100% right. He’s improving, he will be fine.
No hyperbole
I hope every single person who calls in and says that develops a painful, but benign, tumor in their rectum.
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I primarily bounce back and forth...
between 610 and 790. I used to frequent 1560 in the AM, but as much as I love Grenado, LZ was the man. Since he left, I don’t spend much time at 1560. Nevertheless, MDC has the right of it. Those individuals calling for a Mario trade are imbeciles. I suspect most of them are nothing more than bitter VY fanboys with whom Mario will never have a fair chance.
Like ESPN 97.5 too...
Mostly The Blitz and The Drive…
by The Ice Machine on Aug 24, 2011 11:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yea i listen to the Drive on my way to class
Caught the Blitz a few times too. Great show also
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1560 sort of annoys me since it became a Yahoo deal...
LZ was indeed the man. And the Yahoo thing just means I have to listen to more fantasy football gibberish, which I could really do without.
Sports radio callers are the Youtube commenters of real life.
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by Cassieper on Aug 24, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's why I don't listen to radio
Load of shit.
The difference between Mario against the Jets and against the Saints was remarkable….the guy will get there. I’ve no doubts about it.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Do we actually have fans that are this football impaired (IE...Stupid)
Why would we trade one of the best defensive linemen in the league? Just to have him play against us later and cause heart ache & discontent? Do we really want Schaub sacked by Mario? As stated before he averages a sack once every 2 games. From the games I have seen he has been disruptive even though he has been double teamed often. Give Mario a full season at this position before you say it is a failed experiment. Some people expect instant greatness out of Mario at OLB. The just need to give him time.
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by SteelBlueUSMC on Aug 24, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree
Mario only needs a fair chance to succeed. I, for one, believe Wade knows more about designing a Defense than all those “ridiculous-trade-guy” callers combined. They simple know not, of what they speak.
S/F there, Bud.
Yeah, I will take the view of a guy who designed the defense
and has 35 years NFL experience in evaluating talent over a$$clowns who post on Comicle blogs. /signed!
GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE STOOPID IT BURNS!!!!
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 24, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
..........
i dont even know what to say about that nonsense. REALLY?!?! trade mario? geeeeeezus.
"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy
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That is ridiculous. That’s probably coming from the same portion of the fanbase that still thinks Vince Young should be our starting QB.
by Stupendous Man on Aug 24, 2011 4:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
BTW!
I watched the entire last game with a VY fanboi who, throughout the game, insisted VY was the better choice AND a better QB than Schaub. He also called Mario one of the worst first overalls in history.
I flat out told him: “You are clinically insane if you still believe that rubbish.”
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Your ability to not mock people until they cry
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I knew a guy who broke his hand punching the wall when he heard that the Texans drafted Mario. I was like “Yeah, it sucks that they passed on Bush”, but he was freaking out because they didn’t take Vince Young 1st overall. In his mind, it was a foregone conclusion. Vince Young Fanboyitis is debilitating…
I think we all realize that Mario was the right choice, but those touched with the VY Consumption are beyond help.
by Stupendous Man on Aug 24, 2011 8:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
When Mario gets his first sack as an OLB
It will quiet all this nonsense talk.
Kerry Collins endorses this thinking
maybe he will endorse it more than once….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I am going to call it now.
Mario will get his first sack against Alex Smith.
Someplace I said it
so I will repeat it
By game 4 – 4 sacks and 1 int.
People forget he averaged a sack every other game last year. He hasn’t even played a whole games worth in the pre-season.
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
he's gonna wear down linemen.
i bet come 3rd and 4th quarter a lot of guys wont be able to handle his bull rush.
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^^ BINGO ^^
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You should put that in your sig!
“By game 4 – 4 sacks and 1 int”
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Good idea
I think I will
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It is done
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
question
will the rest of the preseason games be in terrible quality? and will it continue into the regular season? I just saw highlights from different games including Hou vs NO and it’s obviously so much worse than it should be.
Why channel 13 is not using HD
I don’t know
Especially – when they are required to transmit in HD
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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 24, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it has something to do with the cameras
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Yep, it's something with the high broadcast camera I think
it seemed like it was ok on close shots but when they had the regular camera up the entire field looked like shit.
Which one is the Texans game and which is a turd in the microwave?
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by taylorrohrman on Aug 24, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
One is the Texans 2010 defense.
The other is the Saints performance on Saturday night.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Aug 24, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
download the saints telecast.
it’s in HD.
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@doobieman21
youtube/chrisdogan
No
We always get terrible quality on preseason games, but come the reg season its good ol’ HD. I’ve been complaining about it for years so you can trust me.
agreed
It’s kind of pathetic they couldn’t even get the resolution right on widescreen. I tried adjusted my TV’s aspect ratio, and the mistake was on their part bc their broadcast had a huge chink of the right side(which included the clock) cut-off.
"We're goin with what we got"
by silentassassin on Aug 24, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Please cease the racial slurs.
Thanks.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Aug 25, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I don't think he was actually talking about Sumo Wrestlers...
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher
I think he meant chunk
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Aug 25, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
"Intentional Mis-Interpretation" or...
“Demi-Trolling for Fun and Edification”
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher
Its cause Channel 13 sucks donkey nuts
Its only good for the NBA Finals
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yeah channel 13 blows
on top of the fuzzy ass image the sound sucks too I had to put my TV volume on like 80 just to hear what the hell they were saying.
careful
you might get flagged for a “bestiality slur” if anyone is being too sensitive and complains
love good humor myself though, so keep it up!
Correction.
That’s “inter-species erotica slur”
Ah yes
The “Aggie Factor.”
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 25, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
...check out the affection in those eyes...
there u go timmy. crisis deverted. can i call u timmy?? - FTJ
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/misunderstanding
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or "WAFF-uhls!?!"
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Easy on the syrup back there. Makes me break out."
"Then as that bitch karma reasserted herself, the trolls wandered off to eat their own boogers and peep through the keyhole at their sisters again and the level of discourse here improved accordingly." by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011
/says Donkey looking over his shoulder.
"Then as that bitch karma reasserted herself, the trolls wandered off to eat their own boogers and peep through the keyhole at their sisters again and the level of discourse here improved accordingly." by DilloTex on Aug 25, 2011
Chocolate Chip Bacon Beer Waffles with Jack Daniels Maple Syrup anybody?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q&hd=1
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Aug 25, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
"Mommy, why is Mr. Teddy pushing Lamby?"
“Because Mr. Teddy isn’t banging his secretary, honey.”
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
- tehGrindCrusher
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