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Chris Chase: Arian Foster Is History's Greatest Monster

HOUSTON - AUGUST 20:  Running back Arian Foster #23 of the Houston Texans rushes against the New Orleans Saints in the first quarter at Reliant Stadium on August 20, 2011 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

This morning, star running back and top fantasy pick Arian Foster used his Twitter account to send the following message:

4 those sincerely concerned, I'm doing ok & plan 2 B back by opening day. 4 those worried abt your fantasy team, u ppl are sick

Which is a pretty fair sentiment all things considered. While some athletes have embraced their status as a top fantasy football pick (Maurice Jones-Drew comes to mind), it really must put you in an awkward spot to have millions of people following your hamstring injury solely because of a silly game.

Or, on the other hand, it could be a sign that you are everything that is wrong with the NFL. Yahoo!'s Chris Chase has decided that this is the case, pontificating on a non-story in a desperate attempt to (I assume) get to a word count. 

Star-divide

Arian, you're a professional athlete. Nobody sincerely cares about you, they care about your performance.

Great angle. Perhaps if the media made an attempt to get to know Mr. Foster, they would understand that he's one of the most interesting players in the NFL. I know that and all I do is follow him on Twitter. 

Or, I guess, we could just fall back on the lines that divide us and keep thinking that athletes aren't human beings but extensions of laundry, then get mad when they say something that paints them as human beings.

 It's great that you're planning to be back for week 1. Most people would agree. (Indianapolis Colts fans may not.) They do so because you're a great running back who gives a team, whether it be the Texans or a not-so-cleverly-named fantasy squad, a better chance to win, not because you seem like a nice guy in real life.

You know, this is probably true. Other things that are true: the desires of the masses should have no impact on the mental thoughts of one individual person. Particularly when said desire is for a person with an injury to "do his job" and get the team a win. 

Why do athletes differentiate between people who care because they're fans of the Texans and people who care because they're fans of their fantasy team?

Sincere concern is not about being a Texans fan. Texans fans, as a whole, probably care as little about Arian Foster's well-being as fantasy football players do. They might be more concerned about his long-term health because it impacts him playing future games for the team, but once he retires, Texans fans aren't going to say, "Well thank goodness you got out of there with your knees intact!" They'll forget him all the same. I won't even get into the poor grammar that insinuates that every athlete differentiates between Texans fans and fantasy football owners.

But no, go on with your radical jump in flawed logic!

They don't make distinctions between fans and, say, gamblers. For that matter, what's the point of alienating any fans at all?

Well, for one thing, it's a tweet. For all the grandstanding about how whatever an athlete puts out in public is like a written statement, it's hard to qualify a statement completely in 140 characters. Maybe there was irony, maybe there was sarcasm, maybe he would've added a smile if he had five more characters. Or maybe he just doesn't care about alienating a bunch of people that see him as a piece of meat?

People in Hollywood don't do this. "Hey everybody," Christian Bale makes a point of not saying, "'The Dark Knight Rises' comes out in July but if you only care because you want to see how it compares to the comic books, you're a loser." All fans are good fans, Arian.

Christian Bale also assaulted his mother and sister, presumably fans of his, because he has an anger problem. All family is good family, Christian.

Also: who gives a shit? If someone created "Fantasy Sports Writers" and started hounding Chris Chase on Twitter because this post was pointlessly drawn out and had no real idea about where it was going, would he get self-conscious about it? Maybe Chris Chase was hungover, or maybe he's angry that he can't see his significant other because he's stuck in the middle of a hurricane.

Which isn't to humanize Chris Chase, because he's just a soulless laundry piece for Team Yahoo! Really dragging down my Fantasy Sports Writers team. Maybe I'll drop him for someone from Sports Grid.

It's not like cheering for a fantasy team is much different than cheering for a real team. They're both fairly irrational things adults do as diversions from real life. 

You mean like criticizing an athlete for having a real human emotion about people thinking of his hamstring solely because of his use to their fantasy team? That kind of diversion?

The only thing a Texans fan has to do is throw down $49.99 for a jersey, cheer when the team does something good and have absolutely zero expectations of ever making the playoffs.

You see what he did there? it's funny because the Texans have been a mediocre football team and this somehow furthers his point! 

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I hate pointless pot shots like that at the end of the article. As a Pittsburgh Pirate fan, that’s all the national media ever did when talking about them until this year. Just like the Texans, it didn’t take a rocket surgeon to look at the organization, and see the team is headed in the right direction and will compete soon. But no, who needs to think? Let’s just make crappy jokes at them and move on, it’s not like there are fans that might want to read something productive about the team. Back to talking about the Eagles endlessly (Or the Yankees-Red Sox, don’t they play each other in like a month? Better prepare!).

by thecheeseisblue on Aug 28, 2011 5:17 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

haha you've noticed than there are only like 5 or 6 teams in the NFL too?

It’s really remarkable that the rest of the nation has this illusion that there are 32 teams in the NFL when all that is true is reported on by BSPN and their ilk — and according to THOSE sources there are only 6 teams in the NFL.

NY JETS
Patriots
Colts
Eagles
Cowboys
Steelers

give or take a few teams. I may be wrong about which those 6 teams are but ;-) you seem to get the point.

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~~ Fuzion

by BattleRedFan on Aug 28, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah but there are 6 teams and then...

…on a weekly basis, there are the “filler” teams that have someone in a jam with the law…
So far, thankfully, the Texans have avoided that last group as well, for the most part.

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- MDC
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-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 28, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, too

The Pirates don’t exist.

:-P

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

They exist this year

The Astros took their place as the imaginary team

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 28, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Imaginary?

Nightmare perhaps, but they’re fuckin’ real man, I saw them, I swear I did. 3rd game of the season, i’ve been hiding ever since.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nightmare? no......

Epic Fail, yes…….

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys suck...

Epic Fail? Yes. Did you have to bring it up? No.

by Its Gonna Happen on Aug 28, 2011 8:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry, but the race for 100+ losses is inevitable

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 28, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

120+...ouch.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Fire-Chris-Chase/180365611998516

Follow me on Twitter

by Adam Stites on Aug 28, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL how funny is it that as I was reading this article

I noted some of the phrasings sounded quite a bit like Rivers’ style but I didn’t realize it actually WAS Rivers until this post.

LOL thank you Shake =)

and thank you for another well written and entertaining read, Rivers!

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~~ Fuzion

by BattleRedFan on Aug 28, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Word

I thought Foster was completely right in saying that.

by MDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Check out this gem from Gary B
I can care less about Foster. Don’t know him except from watching the Texans. He is simply another overpaid professional athelete. Don’t want to see him injured because I am a Texans fan and think he makes our team better. He is just another thug that would be drugging, robbing, raping, and stealing if it wasn’t for football.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Aug 28, 2011 5:22 PM CDT reply actions  

First time.

Big mistake.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Aug 28, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and get a penicillin shot...

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 28, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any canker sore will do, Doesn't have to be a venereal disease.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

My initials are VD

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Aug 28, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's up DreKeem?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should take something for that...

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 28, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yahoo comments are like a train wreck

You know you shouldn’t be watching, but you’re powerless to look away.

by Vince Stros on Aug 28, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

My God....

I think I’ve caught this VD you’re referring to…Jesus those comments upset me. It’s just sick that these people even fucking exist. And the media…the headline was “Star lashes out after an injury”…they are trying to correlate his injury with the twitter response to make him look like an asshole. I hope Arian isn’t as sensitive as I am…Jesus.

by Peckerwood on Aug 29, 2011 5:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just more proof that Twitter is evil

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 29, 2011 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who is Gary B?

And how can I subscribe to his news-letter arrange to have a box of poop sent to his home?

Anywho, this tool might sadly be right for the most part, but as for this comment:

Arian, you’re a professional athlete. Nobody sincerely cares about you, they care about your performance.

Tell it to any Houston sports fan who cringes every time they see Earl Campbell limping around.

by Nashmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is... Amazing.

And yet, it simply must be a joke. The first testimonial is a bit over the top. Then again, anybody who would use said poop-sending service (me?) might very well write that sort of thing.

by Nashmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that one very well maybe. That was just a quick google search result. I only know I have stumbled across companies that actually do that sort of thing before.

by thecheeseisblue on Aug 28, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please be real. PLEASE be real!

If they could prove they were real and were truly sending people elephant poop, I’d be first in line to have some sent to someone.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let us know if it all goes as planned

I see a gallon of Elephant poop in Bud Adams future…

by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

will do

I’ve never been so giddy for a package to arrive.

by BC5 on Aug 28, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

omg....

brilliant Idea…someone should contact admin at that site and request permission to sell poop at a home game…sending 1500 or so bags of poop to Bud would be excellent…I guarantee you’d see a Chris Chase article about the 1500 Texans fans that sent the Devil bags of poo.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

That may be a little optimistic but it could work at a 49ers vs. Raiders game

but in all seriousness, I will put my money where my mouth is. If BC5 confirms this is real, I will send a gallon to Bud Adams.

Maybe others here would like to do the same and we could all order on the same day. Sending it to his office would be easy enough. We can request that he sign for the package personally.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

^this

would be amazing, and I would love to help out.

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"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Aug 28, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm or perhaps someone should set up a facebook account...

“Send Bud Adams a bag of shit” Donate today and receive a free membershit to the Battle Red Blog Battleshit….

Had to throw the Battleshit in there to get one more “Shit” in the post…shit shit shit shit shit! Ok, got my 10. I’m done.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

hmmmmm....

I’d like to send a pile of shit to Rex Ryan too now that I think about it…hmmm, I wonder what the address to Cowboys stadium is?….

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i got sum money on it. he's definitly on my shitlist

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

send sum "soft" shit to lombardi

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow!

You guys have got to read the testimonials on that site. My sides hurt from laughing!

by Aaron_A on Aug 29, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

To Clayton Bennett,

c/o the Oklahoma City Bombers Plunder Thunder
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma…

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 28, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like you really needed that ammo

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 28, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if I paid extra

If the delivery guy could dump it right on the guy’s head.

It’d be poetic justice since he shat on the city of Seattle so prominently.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 28, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gary Busey ?

You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.

by CFHTim on Aug 28, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Earl no longer limps around

He’s pretty much wheel chair bound.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

=(

our Tyler Rose. . .

#Texans2011 — Where reality and dreams collide!
~~ Fuzion

by BattleRedFan on Aug 28, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

And people like Chase are only concerned with his fantasy stats, not the fact Earl can’t even walk.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah those comments sections on Yahoo are always fun to read.

Especially on a Chris Chase article.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep...

or damn near any blogger…but I think Chris Chase is the most hated of them all. Cofield maybe a distant second.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yet

People treat the Mighty MJD like crap. For my money, the Monday Morning Smorgasbord is the second best sports column in Internet history.

#1? If I say it, I will throw up. :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Yahoo and MJD

Who is the MJD that writes for Yahoo?

by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The same

Which was kind of my point. At least half the comments on his posts are personal insults towards him.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really have anything bad with MJD...

His complaints come from his ranking systems…people whine like crazy over his articles.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I assume #1

is something from Rick Reilly.

by MDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

That made me hurl.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

overpaid?!

Someone doesn’t watch or pay attention…he’s black and tallented so that means he would be a thug if it weren’t for the game? Cj holds out every year for more dough! He’s a fuckin thug! Arian is respectful, elequent, and the opposite of diva. Just proof that Houston values character!

by skeezy12 on Aug 28, 2011 11:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Douche Bag?

As I originally read Chris Chase’s article I felt the anger slowly rise. Pretty asinine and poorly written in my humble opinion. That being said, I would agree that Arian may have been the wiser to have not addressed the legions of FFF. I can imagine they may be as serious about their affliction as we are about ours (fandom in general).

Unfortunately this has already captured the attention of our ravenous sports media. Such a shame. Hopefully this doesn’t go Ochocinco on him.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah I always ask myself who are dumber

The people who post comments on yahoo or on the chronicle

by TheDream34 on Aug 28, 2011 5:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah last time I read comments on Chron.com

Half the comments were demanding we trade Mario for Asante Samuel.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also. The stuff Pancakes write's/posts doesn't help the situation.
McClain_on_NFL John McClain
A lot of Texans defensive players are making plays but not Mario Williams. Maybe he’ll look comfortable at OLB when season starts.
McClain_on_NFL John McClain
Foster has 16 days to get ready for Colts. So does Mario Williams, who disappeared against the 49ers. Nada on stat sheet.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have no idea how furious I am at these tweets

Pancakes is an embarrassment to the city of Houston.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would probably normally classify myself as a McClain apologist.

I’ve met the guy and spoken football with him and to me, I’ve always thought he gets a bit of a bad rep from the bloggers here. And I’ve always thought it had something to do with the difference between bloggers and reporters, with a bit of jealousy mixed in.

But those tweets are unbelievably wrong. He is so far off base on Mario that it is absolutely maddening.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's send him some poop pancakes

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 28, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

/opens the box... "Uncle Hiram? Is that you?"

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

pancakes is a scrub!!!

Steph stradley is the only one I read at chron.com…justice, lz, and the rest are awful and don’t keeps up with shit!

by skeezy12 on Aug 28, 2011 11:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

LZ?

I beg to differ.

Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

-Orwell, Politics and the English Language

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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 29, 2011 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

LZ

has gotten kind of condescending and assholish toward readers/commenters over the past year or two. That’s my only gripe with him.

by MDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Kinda' thought I noticed that too...

One could be getting a bit full of one’s self, if one knows what one means…

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 29, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair he spends all day putting up with radio callers then he has to go and respond to chronicle commentors

It’s enough to drive a man insane I tell you.

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
sɐxǝʇɯoɹɟʎɹɹɐq sɐ ןooɔ sɐ ʇsoɯןɐ ɯ,ı

by papabear on Aug 30, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

/laughing... Well there is that...

However, didn’t I see recently where he was bidding the radio stuff farewell? Or was he just switching stations?

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 30, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

He just left 1560

and soon after announced that he would be going to 790

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
sɐxǝʇɯoɹɟʎɹɹɐq sɐ ןooɔ sɐ ʇsoɯןɐ ɯ,ı

by papabear on Aug 30, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah...

Well, just to be clear… He is one of two that I still have any interest in reading over there, so I don’t mean to sound like I don’t value his perspective. I just feel like I walked into someone else’s clubhouse when I try to read his comments section some days.

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Aug 30, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yea

A lot of the running jokes from the radio carry over into the blog. Him and John Harris are also putting a new focus on their sidelineview website. Harris is like a freaking encyclopedia when it comes to college football. He’ll rip off a scouting report on the nickel corner from some middle of the road sunbelt team from memory.

I don’t always agree with either of these guys, but what I like is that most of their stuff comes from watching the film, or talking to some scouts who have.

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
sɐxǝʇɯoɹɟʎɹɹɐq sɐ ןooɔ sɐ ʇsoɯןɐ ɯ,ı

by papabear on Aug 30, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I cringe

everytime I see him on NFL network commentating on those countdown shows they do.

by DerrickDoll 7 on Aug 28, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither.

YouTube commenters are, in terms of intellect, just this side of the average household sponge.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 28, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol...

many, yes…most? Probably…but not all :D just some highly opinionated keyboard warriors and trolls.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who can't string together a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 28, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol....

yeah, many of them…that’s true. Reading some of the posts makes my head spin. Trying to understand the logic of it all. “There’s logic in there somewhere” I tell myself but usually I just give up and cry myself to sleep next to my Xena blow up doll.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is pancakes to busy stuffing his fat ass

I thought Mario played well, he basically had his sack stolen from him by Antonio smith

by TheDream34 on Aug 28, 2011 5:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

twice

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He just wants to stir up drama, its good for his page hits. He will just back up his statement with stuff like “look at the stats, they don’t lie.”

by Mr. Robie on Aug 28, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

no they dont lie, but they dont tell the whole story either.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lies, damn lies, & statistics - Twain

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by DilloTex on Aug 28, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

His comment about him not showing up on the stat sheet

Makes me think he didn’t actually watch the game.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hence the comment that he was feedin his fucking face all night. its easy to assume, u kno, cause hes disgustingly fat and shit

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

On a different note.
Outside linebacker Mario Williams had five pressures in about 20 plays against the 49ers, per Kubiak. "He did a good job," Kubiak said. "He pushed the pocket extremely well… The one big sack that Antonio (Smith) had, Mario was there if Antonio doesn’t get it. We think he continued to step forward and (linebackers coach) Reggie (Herring) and (defensive coordinator) Wade (Phillips) are still very encouraged by the progress he’s made."

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

This is how the legend of Pancakes was born. Against the Saints in 2008, Pancakes posted in his first quarter report about how Mario was invisible. Of course, Mario had a sack, two tackles, and had forced Bush to piss himself twice.

This is Pancakes MO. He doesn’t watch the games, and he clearly doesn’t understand what’s going on.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is is a huge VYboi, or a Bush fan? Apparently he not willing to give Mario his due for some reason.

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by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny you should ask...

he just posted it here somewhere…
/rolls up and down post looking…maybe on the other one?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That surely can't be it, a few posts up.

I want to know the story behind it. Rumor has it there’s more to it than just him being fat.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

///DOHHHH!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok whiskey...

as memory serves cause I can’t find the damn thing,
2008 Saints game, McClain reports during halftime that Mario has disappearred, even though he’s recorded a couple of qb hurries, a couple of tackles and a sack.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, the real story of Pancakes

Back in 2003 when he was working on the film the Longest Yard with Adam Sandler, a prison football flick, McClain was playing a bit part as a sportswriter. In between shooting scenes, McClain and Peter King raided the brunch bar. While there the two of them got into a friendly yet competitive eating contest. It went back and forth, tit for tat. McClain would eat 10 pieces of bacon and King would eat 10. McClain would down two bowls of cream of wheat and King would match him. Finally, after about an hour of back and forth, McClain proceeded to consume a stack of 15 pancakes but couldn’t finish them, turning and vomiting his entire brunch meal as Sandler was approaching to see what the commotion was. Sandler’s shoes were covered with pancakes and he yelled, “PANCAKES!!! YOU BASTARD!!!” and the name stuck.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 28, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wish sandler woulda used a more duragative(sp.) word to call him. that way i'd be justified.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe the word you are looking for is.....

“derogatory”. Excessive reading as a child FTW!

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Aug 31, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha that's funny.

Although now the thought of pancakes makes me queasy.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

this can't be real...

is it? pardon my ignorance

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by silentassassin on Aug 28, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

why do people judge ur intelligence by ur signature? like if it had been Einstein it would officially make u a football guru. ridiculous.queston dodger.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't it obvious?

It’s stereotyping. It’s bullshit. I’m laughing here, trying to keep myself from getting started. Need to focus on work stuff!

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

you busy at the diner tonight?

;-)

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by BattleRedFan on Aug 28, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

:-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops truck stop

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by BattleRedFan on Aug 28, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

its obvious. it always just catches me off guard when grown ass men stoop to kid shit like that when all their arguments are used up, but they still are obviously wrong. its funny except when it happens to you. then its just frustrating as hell.l

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also...

There’s more to the story I’m not willing to get into here. Suffice to say: others that don’t/didn’t know the chron’s secret handshake were treated like shit constantly. From childish games to overt misogyny, the chron is the home of some of the biggest assholes in real life. Carlton Thompson, the alleged editor of the sports section, has no problem with this. Until the atmosphere of stupidity changes, the chron will continue to be the home of a junior high locker room atmosphere disguised as shitty sports reporting.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for fair balanced and centered.

/Arian martial bow toward the end zone fans

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by chuckiepoo on Aug 28, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair...

Justice at least has some semblance of wit and a potentially entertaining tongue-in-cheek writing style (if you agree with what he’s saying). Pancakes really has nothing going for him, on the other hand.

by Nashmeister on Aug 28, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously, that's a matter of taste....

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by Rip Jersey on Aug 28, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

well played

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
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by DilloTex on Aug 29, 2011 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

these guys are fucking idiots. have you seen cowherd and his bullshit show? hes like a fuckin cartoon character with his retarded ass antics. the fact that he has sum valide points in how sports fans think is what upsets me..

fantasy football is in peewee leagues compared to the real deal, and football as a whole is in peewee leagues when compared to life and the health of an individual. people should get their priorities right as human beings. arian is right, theses people are sick. demented in their thinking that life revolves around them, and that its their right to belittle anybody who dont jump when they say.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Chase is a hack. I know it’s vogue right now to bash people who get paid to write about sports, but I’ve been avoiding that guy’s articles like the plague for over a year now.

This blog has some of the best sports writing I’ve ever encountered, and it sucks that our fine writers will probably never get the chance to do what Chris Chase sucks so hard at.

by Stupendous Man on Aug 28, 2011 6:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Because unfortunately,

You get more hits for stirring up controversy than telling the GODDAMN TRUTH.

by splanket on Aug 28, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the immortal words of Bill Munny in the movie "Unforgiven"

Deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it. Life just isn’t fair sometimes. Many times.

by Spektr6 on Aug 29, 2011 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Never seen the movie....

but wrecked it because I totally agree w/the quote.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Aug 31, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pathetic

That’s pretty much all I can say about Chris Chase and half of the people commenting on Yahoo who clearly don’t understand that there’s a human aspect to football. The reason why Foster got up in anger after he injured himself was not because he wanted to go score more points for a fantasy team. He was angry that he couldn’t go out there and do what he loved and just play some football.

Honestly, the man is only making 500k, and compared to people like CJ who are asking for insane amounts of money, I don’t get why people hate on Foster.

I don’t want people asking and caring for me because I’d score points for their fantasy team. It’s not a knock on them but its kinda just stupid. He plays for the Texans and he doesn’t make a distinction between fans of his football team and him being on a fantasy team because the Texans are also his team. He goes as far as his team will go and that’s probably why he’s like that against people who only care about him cause of fantasy.

Regardless, I wish Foster to get well quickly and quietly and do as good, or even better than last year, and prove to all the people in fantasy land why he deserved to be drafted #1 in the first place.

by PhTeddy on Aug 28, 2011 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you
Or, I guess, we could just fall back on the lines that divide us and keep thinking that athletes aren’t human beings but extensions of laundry, then get mad when they say something that paints them as human beings.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Looks like NFLN is going to ignore the fact that we played a game this weekend.

They covered every other game and they covered Arian’s injury. le sigh, September 11th can’t come soon enough.

by Toolshed1 on Aug 28, 2011 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Please don't worry about this stuff

No reason to stress about the lack of coverage or any of that. It’s meaningless.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who cares... oh, Toolshed cares, pffft.,,,

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 28, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not worried or stressed

I just wanted to see the int return in HD again so i’m slightly annoyed that it was the only game that they didn’t review.

by Toolshed1 on Aug 28, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tough question guys

Who’s the bigger idiot, Colin cowherd or skip bayless? For me it’s cowherd because at least bayless can be so crazy and stupid it’s funny, cowherd is just a douche

by TheDream34 on Aug 28, 2011 6:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

One of these is Colin Cowherd, the other: Skip Bayless.

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by Jon Banks on Aug 28, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

is Cowherd the guy that does that show the Herd?

my fucking god is that guy is a douche. who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to give the douchiest douchebag with absolutely no firsthand sports experience a live show that is on for hours every day?

by Toolshed1 on Aug 28, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

Skip Bayless’s blind love of Favre, VY, and the Cowturds really grate among other things. He may not be as douche like as Colin (he can be sometimes) but he definitely has higher shock value in what he says.

Although that’s the point with him.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

*really grate me

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think skip does it on purpose. while that is douchebag-ish, colin is sincere in his idiocities. that to me is worse.

hit list…
1.bud adams
2.lombardi
3.cowherd

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

idiocities(spellin)

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't hate Skip

He is a Vanderbilt fan, and trust me, that takes dedication.

by TexasCommodore on Aug 28, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here is the mind of skip bayless

Tebow and VY will be great NFL qb’s because they were winners in college, he thinks Dwayne Wade is the best player in the NBA lol!! Oh and last of all he thinks that Michael Jordan is god and that he created life itself

by TheDream34 on Aug 28, 2011 7:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh and also

He thinks Carmelo Anthony is a better player than lebron James LOL!!!!!

by TheDream34 on Aug 28, 2011 7:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Plus.

He says he’d take Micheal Irvin in a draft over Jerry Rice.

That’s his Cowboys bias of course.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 28, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He started in Dallas

So it’s no surprise there. Must have gotten a ton of contact highs between the Cowturds & SMU

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by The Night Owl on Aug 28, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one thinking the jab at fantasy owners was a joke?

I didn’t think there was any way it would blow up like this. I thought the tweet would get a mention on the side in a few articles, laughs would be had because most rational people recognize fantasy for what it is, and we’d all move on.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Aug 28, 2011 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

sad aint it?

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I took it as being his sense of humor

Its not like he’s viciously attacking anyone’s interests. Its all in good fun, from someone who gets stuck in the middle.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think it was a joke...

I think he was speaking of someone or a group specifically…perhaps twitter followers? Or maybe he’s just taken so much crap from FF owners over the last month that he got fed up. Either way, he wasn’t trashing the entire FF world, more than likely just a select group of people that he had personally interacted with on some level that annoyed the shit out of him.

That’s my guess anyway, but either way, Chris Chase article is way out of line and off base. Journalism today is a fuckin’ farce. Blog or not, the goal is to get hits…

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by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess it's just my mindset.

I can’t see any rational (key word here; Chris Chase has proven to be quite the opposite of rational) people sitting in front of their computers getting legitimately upset or offended that a football player called one of their hobbies sick, especially via such a limiting medium as Twitter.

Maybe my problem is expecting rationality from the masses.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Aug 28, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Agreed…I can understand trashing your team, as Chris Chase did, but trashing a…uhhh, game? A game based upon a game? I don’t get it. FF is fun, I enjoy it, usually suck at it though, so maybe that’s why I’m not “rabid”…I don’t know…rambling post concluded.

by Peckerwood on Aug 28, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd for making me feel better bout this whole situation

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch Idiocracy

That’s a real glimpse of the future

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 28, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Idiocracy...thats the word i was looking for.too lazy to look it up.

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

movie not word...srry im watchin the mtv awards and only half payin attention

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Want to go for a latte?

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Aug 28, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bwa!

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by H-town Fanatic on Aug 28, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I disagree with the conclusion

There are a lot of stupid people out there, but it’s always been that way. The only thing that’s changed is that social media has given a voice to the masses. Despite this inevitable consistency of demographics, civilization has continued to improve over the last couple of millenia. I see no reason that state of affairs should change any time soon.

by gcopping on Aug 28, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

sadly, i agree with this more and more as i get older

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 28, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jealousy...

Is the common denominator in the majority of these idiots…but I think we’re in an age of cowardice where people can speak their mind’s without looking into the person’s face and having no fear whatsoever of a person punching them in the teeth. In the past you at least had that to consider before flapping your gums. This “freedom” is corrupting people and turning them and others into cynical jackasses. It’s a deadly circle. The more I read these people’s words the more I despise society. This isn’t something that existed 30 years ago. This mass marketing of cynicism. So I have to disagree with you here man. You say it’s always been there, and it has, but it’s more corrupting and breeds negativity on a scale we have never seen. That’s my take on it anyway. Some of you might take it very lightly, but I don’t. It’s a look into their souls and minds. Disgusting.

by Peckerwood on Aug 29, 2011 5:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

And furthermore...

Nothing has really improved. There are still civilizations out there that are as violent as they were 100 years ago. And my guess is that 50 years ago you were safer in the streets of Houston than you would be today. So what has improved? Technology for sure…science, medicine…people live longer but now have a higher probability of being mowed down in your front lawn by a stray bullet or having your front door kicked in by some thugs from the subsidized housing 2 miles away (a real issue in my neighborhood). So I really don’t see the improvement you’re talking about. An increasingly perverse and corrupt media and society where values and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I’m no negative Nancy, I keep my mind as positive as I can, but some days it’s just freagin hard. Our world is just sick and it’s not getting better. We went from Unions that were meant to protect the worker to Unions that now stop people from working if they’re not a part of their group (I’ve experienced this first hand and I was completely powerless, I was very pissed off as you can imagine…those fucks actually resort to violence sometimes I’m told.) . We went from a media that was a shining light on major issues that the public needed to be aware of so that they could deal with to a society where social issues like Media darlings with drug habits or athletes get more attention than 30 soldiers being killed or a casino getting burned to the ground (with 200 people killed) in Mexico. Our media only cares about fame and popularity. These people are not in it for the “cause” any more. This is the corruption of the fame that comes with this age of communication. I don’t know…it’s all hugely complicated now and it’s impossible to quantify, but based on what I can see compared to my childhood and my father’s childhood our world has regressed greatly.

Some positives…racism is shunned. That’s a good thing…the impoverished live like kings compared to how they did (in the US at least) 50 years ago….I’m sure there’s a ton more good that I can’t think of in my current state of mind. Holy shit, what a rambling, obnoxious post. My backspace button is broken though and I’m allergic to the cancel button so you guys are just going to have to fuckin read it. Or not.

by Peckerwood on Aug 29, 2011 6:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Your second paragraph...

is exactly why I enjoy BRB so much. Yes, the media sucks ass. Every media, regardless of their prefered venue, has a slant and/or tries to drum up hit counts with sensationalization(yes, I made that word and it’s copyrighted). Instead of quality journalism, it’s all about what the man upstairs wants you to say so his wallet can get fatter with hit counts that create revenue from advertisers.

However, BRB just writes quality articles and lets us, the users, decide which way to go with it in the comments section. The commenters here are so much more intelligent and eloquent with their words than most other football sites. At other sites you get salt of the earth people who are either fanboys or hateboys… I blame forchannels for this to a degree. But I digress, we’re lucky, in Texans nation, to have not only some of the best fans, but to have some of the best discourse on everything Texans and in between.

Plus, we don’t have Chris Chase… God Bless BRB!

by Bennyscrap on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Chase

He happens to be the worse sports writer in the history of man. The Third Reicht Sports Arm has greater diversity in its writing then this piece of work

by WreckNTexan on Aug 28, 2011 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

what a moron

I like how he’s flipping out about what Arian said and yet takes a shot at Texans fans at the end of the article. What a tool.

by itstariq on Aug 28, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

When I read that Yahoo article I was aggravated

Thanks for picking it apart Rivers.

Not much positive I can say about the Yahoo thing though.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 28, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I was afraid to say it, thx

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 28, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

real fans

Care about players because we feel like we have some ownership of the team…I don’t say “the texans did great tonightl” I say " we kicked some ass!" Its a family!

by skeezy12 on Aug 28, 2011 11:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Front page of Yahoo...

I mentioned it one of my other posts but I’m mentioning it again…it was titled (maybe not the exact wording…) “athlete lashes out after injury”…they’re trying to correlate the idea of his twitter post being related to his frustrations over his injury. Can you really continue to say “it’s just a blog post” when it’s exposed on the front page of Yahoo where millions upon millions of people have access to? Even those that couldn’t give a flip about sports because of the negative stereotypes about athletes and their huge money? If I’m some plumber (who feels as I stated in the previous sentence) I’m going to read that article because it paints the rich athlete as a bad guy. Which is what I WANT to believe because I’m a jealous little twat…isn’t this slander? They’re painting our (underpaid and least greedy of any elite player in any sport) gentleman runningback as a douche bag.

by Peckerwood on Aug 29, 2011 6:18 AM CDT reply actions  

So according to Chris Chase

it’s OK to not give a shit about someone and only to be interested in what they can give you.

I bet that’s how his wife, kids, boss and friends treat him.

"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister

by RocketsAstros on Aug 29, 2011 7:57 AM CDT reply actions  

That wasn't his point at all

His point was that their really is no difference between a fan asking about Foster’s injury because they care about their fantasy football team and a fan asking about his injury because they care about their NFL football team.

by erod on Aug 29, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

That wasn't his point but he supported it

Arian, you’re a professional athlete. Nobody sincerely cares about you, they care about your performance.

Obviously, his well being and performance are interconnected so to me that argument is moot.

"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister

by RocketsAstros on Aug 29, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

He made no value judgement on that statement

It was more of statement of what is, rather then what he thinks is good/bad/ok.

by erod on Aug 29, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He made no value judgement on that statement

It was more of statement of what is, rather then what he thinks is good/bad/ok.

by erod on Aug 29, 2011 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I tend to agree with several statements made above

in that we can’t be certain how much traffic (as well as the content/wording) Arian received on Twitter after leaving the field. Imagine hundreds (not that he necessarily read them all) of “dude, you better not screw me, I spent 100 dollars to enter this league”, and they all flood in within minutes. I imagine it could make a guy feel more like a collectible plastic action figure instead of a human being.

I LOVE fantasy football. I run around 8-10 teams every year, most of them for kicks, a couple for money. Yet I would never consider tweeting one of my draftees after an injury in such a manner with anything other than a proper condolance. It is unfortunate (if true) that many would take it to such extremes. Too bad media hacks feel obligated to stir the pot.

"The best thing about being a cynic......is that you are never surprised." ~Anonymous

"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant

by Christopher H on Aug 29, 2011 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I know I'm a little late jumping in here, but

 I didn’t realize right away how Foster was being unfairly raked over the coals until yesterday.
As a Colts fan, I’ve see Arian at his very best (running through our D like it’s nothing), and he’s a heck of a player who seems like a respectable guy.
I agree with what he said, and I hope he hasn’t been forced to apologize. I can’t imagine what that would be like (I believe Dallas Clark has jokingly touched on similar issues with fantasy owners, but I can’t find anything written about it) to have people asking about your injury that’s keeping you from doing your high profile job in such a dehumanizing way as fantasy football players sometimes do.

by dugan5150 on Aug 31, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

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