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A Vonta Leach Clone At About A Third Of The Price? The Texans Say Yes

It seems that most casual NFL fans don't pay attention to, nor give the proper amounts of respect to, fullbacks in this league. Said spectators instead shower the affection onto a successful running back or even sometimes the team's offensive line before they give any sort of kudos to their fullback. However, most Texans fans don't appear to be in this boat. Because judging from the fallout around town over the team deciding not to re-sign fan favorite Vonta Leach to a hefty contract this free agency period, you'd think Houston just let Jim Brown walk away in his prime.

I will not contend that I was sad to see Vonta leave Houston. A fan favorite that went undrafted and eventually rose to becoming the best at his position in 2010, there is no doubt that the big guy will be missed. His attitude, combined with his hard-nosed style of play, endeared him to Texans fans, and many held onto hope that the team would find a way to re-sign him in the offseason. I was one of these folks, but as most figured, it just wasn't in the budget after the team spent big to renovate their league-worst secondary. So Vonta did what most in his position would have done; he got paid. A 3 year deal with Baltimore for a price tag of $11 million made him the highest paid fullback in the league, and he deserved it. I could never debate that he got what he earned in 2010. But what I will debate is those who are trashing the Texans front office for not bringing him back. 

Star-divide

Let's face it:  Fullbacks in the NFL are cheap. Sure, it's difficult to find one that fits your scheme as perfectly as Vonta fit here. But at that price tag, there were just too many other holes this team needed to fill, and they made the right decision. Especially when they went out and found a fullback, that many people are calling a "Vonta Clone," for about a third of the price Leach got on the market. I'll tell you more about the Texans' newest fullback and why I think the offense won't miss a beat with him stepping into Vonta's large shoes in 2011.

Finally putting an end to one of the worst kept secrets in all of football the past couple of days, the Texans announced the signing of former Cleveland Browns fullback Lawrence Vickers today.  Vickers got a two year deal worth just $3 million. Now before you start saying "Aww, the Browns? How good could this guy be?", I will let one of our friends from Dawgs by Nature here on SB Nation tell you:

With Vickers at FB, Jamal Lewis twice ran for 1000, Jerome Harrison ran for 800+ in a handful of starts, and Peyton Hillis ran for 1000. Prior to Vickers we got one 1000 yard season from Reuben Droughns, and then you have to go all the way back to 1985 to find another thousand yard Browns rusher (Kevin Mack and Earnest Byner that year).

We’ve had four 1000 yard rushers in the 25 years since Mack and Byner both eclipsed the mark, and three of them have had Vickers as a lead blocker

Sounds like Vickers is quite the underrated fullback, huh? My thanks to golanbatrac from Dawgs by Nature for the quote. I don't think that the fact Vickers helped Peyton Hillis get onto the front cover of Madden should be taken lightly. Also, I always say you can tell how good a player really is by reading or listening to what fans of the team they just left are saying. The majority of Browns fans are upset about this, so it bodes well for us. I mean that in no disrespect to any Browns fans out there. Not in the least. I mean it isn't like when Dunta Robinson left here for Atlanta and we all said "good riddance," while the national media was still calling him a shutdown corner. You get the point. I'll take the opinion of guys who watch these players every single game, not just a highlight here or there.

I like this addition because I don't think the offense is going to be altered at all when plugging Lawrence in for Vonta. At 6' tall and 255 pounds, he has a similar build and playing style as Leach. One of his main cons is that he isn't the best pass catcher. That means little in this offensive set. I don't recall Vonta catching a ton of passes out of the backfield last year. 

Not all of the staff is in agreement on the move since it likely blocked James Casey from being the starting fullback, and that may or may not be the proper decision. I think Casey being back at TE and not changing the offense at all is a positive in both ways. Perhaps Casey still gets some time in different sets and formations; he did gain a lot of bulk since last season, so it couldn't hurt.

With the news that the Texans are $8.5 million over the cap, this move over bringing back Vonta makes even more sense for financial reasons. Everyone keeps saying we could have restructured some deals to find money for Leach, but it just isn't worth it for that price at that position. It sucks to lose the big fella, but when you're players in free agency, you don't get to sign everyone that you want. Just be thankful that we aren't the ones who have to make those tough choices. Look, I would never try to discredit anything that Vonta did in 2010. I'm simply stating that what he did wasn't irreplaceable, and I think the new guy can have similar production at a much more cap friendly contract.

I have a feeling that with Vickers, Danieal Manning and Johnathan Joseph reporting to camp for their first day of work tomorrow,  most Texans fans won't stay in mourning for long.

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Agree with everything

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 3, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I know this has noting to do with the post...

but with all th moves the texans have made, we have seen alot of people come out of the closet and speak to us on BRB. Tim or whoever at BRB that makes that post about introducing yourself, i think it will be a good time to do another one. I did not get to meet or speak to alot of the newbies so if y’all are not to busy i think it would be a good idea.

by southpaw70 on Aug 3, 2011 5:57 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Was Thinking That

An “Introduce Yourself” may be on deck for Friday.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 3, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Gary Kubiak said that James Casey is the Texans’ starting FB and Lawrence Vickers is “coming here to compete with him.”
3 minutes ago

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 3, 2011 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

This.

He has to say that for Casey’s sake. Vickers is starting at FB this year. Period.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 3, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...this is a standard issue quote

You don’t come out and just replace Vonta with someone else and brush Casey aside. Casey could surprise everyone(including me) and step up and take the job. The last thing you want to do is tell him you have no faith in him. Vickers doesn’t need anyone to tell him he’s needed. He knows good and well what he is capable of and I expect him to bring it from day one.

Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.

by benefactor on Aug 3, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it is more which group Vickers practices with at first

Than anything else

Competition is good – and I think he is just lighting the fire under both guys (which is basically what ainsworth said)

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I doubt Vickers would sign here if it was only to play back up to a converted TE.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Aug 4, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am happy we sign Vickers.

Did not know we was over that much, so what do we plan on doing to get under it? Can we be over alittle and if so how much?

by southpaw70 on Aug 3, 2011 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Serious cuts or some contract restructuring, I'd imagine

Perhaps a Mario extension to free up some space on this years cap? Maybe they ask Antonio Smith or DeMeco to take pay cuts. No idea, really. Cutting Slaton is still going to leave them close to 7.5 over.

by Mike Kerns on Aug 3, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought we could be over by 3 Mil

but my understanding of the new CBA is limited. I also don’t know if the numbers quoted include our rookies (which do not count against the cap).

It’ll be interesting to see how we get under the cap tomorrow. The reports could be wrong, especially if coming from Sports Radio 610.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 3, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's including rookies

All rookies and UDFAs could be signed without a hit to the cap. Thus why we can practice and the Bungles can’t. IF it were over that much, the new CBA states the Texans would be unable to practice until they lowered to being 3mil or less over the soft cap.

The majority of our cap hit that they show is a combination of JJ Watt’s contract and the bloated salary of David Anderson (which does not his the cap this season due the CBA restructuring).

Where a lot of people are clueless is there are 2 caps you have to hit. The first one is only for your own players you have signed prior to FA period. Thus, resigning Briesel, Butler, Jones, etc helped this cause, because they don’t hit the first cap point.

The second is a later cap date, which is the one when the roster is trimmed from 90 players to the 53 players. On that date the FO must meet a secondary cap which includes all players excluding rookies from this season. Hence why the 610 idiots say we are 8 over, because we are for that cap, but we haven’t cut the deadweight totally yet.

We need a lawyer *cough*MDC*cough* to review CBA plz. thanks.

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by Fuzion on Aug 3, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

There’s a few you’d be surprised by, just like we were surprised a couple of season’s ago by David Anderson’s number. Also keep in mind, a $120 mil cap with 90 guys means you have really $30-$40 mil to lockup the good’uns. Which ain’t much.

-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog

by Fuzion on Aug 3, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colorado Buffs HB #17= Terror!

I remember playing NCAA Football 2006 on my old PS2, and being absolutly demolished by HB #17 who played for Colorado. I remember playing my Texas Dynasty Mode and remember saying “who the hell is this beast!?”. Awesome coincidence that he is now a Texan. I love this move!

by Danny Santos on Aug 3, 2011 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Vickers seems like he'd be a better replacement for Vonta than Casey would

But for those times we hve to throw to our FB, it’d be fun to have Casey out there. I’d like to see him on the field more.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 3, 2011 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you guys hear what that fat fuck michael lombardi said

“No, because I thought the quote of the year was Eric Winston when he found out about the new practice rules he said ‘you know, look, we have the leading rusher in the league and we never went in pads’ and to me it proves why I don’t like Houston as a team, they’re not physical.”

They think they’re being physical, when in reality they can’t get physical because they never practice physical."

FUCK MICHAEL LOMBARDI

by TheDream34 on Aug 3, 2011 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

good stuff i guess they want us to be the dirty denver broncos line.

by southpaw70 on Aug 3, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, I read the transcript, couldn't listen to the playback of Lombardi

I heard it on the radio earlier and he said the Texans were “soft” and he didn’t say “weren’t physical” like the transcript said. Can someone confirm this for me if he said the word “soft”? Thank you.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 3, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

didn’t listen on the radio. But Lombardi has been at this Anti-Texans shit for a long time. He’s made it clear that Matt “Schwab” is not a leader, too.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 3, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chalboard material!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 3, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh snap.

I’m liking Winston’s reply. “I let our actions speak on our behalf. kthnxbai.”

-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog

by Fuzion on Aug 3, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Good stuff.

Spurs/Texans/Horns...everyone else to the back of the bus.

by benefactor on Aug 3, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eric Winston is a bad ass!

Just exactly the right thing to say, “We don’t give a frick what you say cause we got 2,000 yards sucka!”

I also loved the Andy Kaufman-Lawler video, Andy Kaufman was the first troll ever!

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by Schlauton on Aug 3, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lombardi said more than that

He said the Texans are “soft” and if I’m not mistaken, and feel free to correct me, I thought he said the “softest team in the NFL.”

Effer. Needless to say Eric Winston had a great reply to that.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Aug 3, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dream34

Funny you should say that. I had a similar reply this afternoon:

by Mike Kerns on Aug 3, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's at it again this morning

There’s no day 4 post up yet so I commented on it in the day 3 post. NFLN is at our camp today and Lombardi pissed all over us AGAIN.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Aug 4, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just got a text from 610

Bernard Pollard will join Vonta Leach on the Baltimore Ravens. He’s supposed to sign tomorrow.

by LedTexan on Aug 3, 2011 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

he won't catch him

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Aug 3, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Owen Daniels is drooling about TDS

Anyone thinking we won’t beat the Ravens now?

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something tells me OD saw that hit Lewis gave Dustin Keller

So I wouldn’t be so quick just yet to check that as a win

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Aug 4, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good for him.

I like Pollard, hope he does all right there.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 3, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

dayum.

can you imagine all of that aggression in the locker room before the game?!? daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!

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by chrisd21 on Aug 3, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing that gets me is...

People have no real idea how bad Houston heat is. I think coaches are looking out for the players, i am not using that as a excuse but when teams like the jets are practicningin 85 degree weather in full pads, means nothing to me. If anything we are more mental toughness with the heat.

by southpaw70 on Aug 3, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with the lack of killer instinct

we will have a team down and our foot on their throat but we never deliver the final blow. Hope that all changes this year.

by jtr bmf 281 on Aug 3, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

More like...

We threw them off a cliff, get in a helecopter catch them in mid air, then jump out of the chopper ourselves.

by Carter Liles on Aug 3, 2011 7:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

On the bright side...

We are only 8 dollars and 50 cents over the cap limit…shiznit, cancel that box of twinkies for the offensive linemen’s halftime snack and we’re good to go.

by Peckerwood on Aug 3, 2011 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

Good find

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone watching this Deion Sanders documentary?

Godamn, this is entertaining. And informative, apparently Deion brought James Brown to practice one day and he took a snap at RB on a toss play.

by Toolshed1 on Aug 3, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he has played a lot of skill positions on the offensive side

for a play or 2

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

I mean James Brown took a snap at RB lol.

by Toolshed1 on Aug 3, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Samuel Jackson Agrees

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok ima make a prediction

if mario, andre, and brooks reed all get dam jericurls, we gunna make the F-BOMB playoffs.

FBOMBFBOMBFBOMB

by F-BombTheJets on Aug 3, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be an awesome sight

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 4, 2011 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

primetime!!!!!!!!!!!!

always was, and always will be mah mancrush.

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youtube/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Aug 3, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Something about this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiXGTARUjOs

Gives me a feeling we just signed a guy that doesnt give a shit who were playing, hes going to knock some people out. I know I have heard from a few Browns fans that Vickers was an intense guy that got the team all jacked up in the huddle before all the games started, but damn thats some serious anger being thrown Ray Lewis’s direction. Dudes got some stones.

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by AFTexan on Aug 3, 2011 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

damn that was cool

You dont see much people going after Ray Lewis like that. I like that dont give a damn attitude he will be a nice addition to the team.

by jtr bmf 281 on Aug 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would be vintage Kubiak if Casey is the starting FB.

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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Aug 3, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm still clamoring for some damn wishbone

And maybe an H-back look or two where Casey plays the Cooley role.

With his versatility, there’s no reason why we can’t get Casey on the field some….or maybe Tate and Foster at the same time.

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by TexansDC on Aug 3, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

/drools

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Aug 3, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Casey's ready, he'll contribute.

He has a role in the backfield this year, starter or not. Expect some short TD receptions.

Play action pass from inside the five with a FB flare, was a staple of Kubiak playcalling back in Denver.

by Cut Block on Aug 4, 2011 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

anyone see the new QBR rating system?

apparently Matt Shaub is only “Above Average.”

by steelblue on Aug 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

from espn

"
In another example, QBR rated Peyton Manning much higher than it rated Matt Schaub last season, even though Schaub finished with a slightly higher passer rating (92.0 to 91.9). Schaub took twice as many sacks while fumbling three times as frequently.

Manning’s QBR was 69.5, right around where we might expect a Pro Bowl-caliber quarterback to rate. Schaub’s QBR was 57.8, above average but not as high as his passer rating ranked in relation to other quarterbacks. "

by steelblue on Aug 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow that's pretty lame.

Yes Schaub fumble 9 times to Manning’s 3 but he threw 12 INT’s to Manning’s 17.Manning had 18 total TO’s where Schaub had 15 total. Bogus rating system IMO.

Yeah Schaub got sacked more than last year but his rating shouldn’t be THAT much lower than Manning’s when you compare their seasons.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Aug 3, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

That "Texans;" in the 1st paragraph after the jump

should be Texans’
Otherwise, a great read!

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Aug 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, and -1 for lacking creative tags...

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Aug 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice Catch

I was actually a little bit proud of the New Coke and Pepsi references in the tags. Too banal?

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

I totally missed the new coke machine one.
But, in all honesty, Pepsi is pretty nasty.

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Aug 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give Me Pepsi Over Coke Any Day Of The Week

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 3, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Considering you also have a preference for Coors Light,

I’ll take that statement with a grain of salt.

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Aug 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

can we call him the dr. Pepper machine?

nothing says texas like a lil ole DP!

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by Taco Joe on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously love what Arian Foster says in this interview. It's amazing what he says about why he did not hold out.

This guy knows what to say and he’s a good example of how players should act (Of course Dre too) He will get paid by the Texans because Bob Mcnair loves player’s like him (look at what happened to Demeco when he did everything the right way, GOT PAID.)

by Tony Ung on Aug 3, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta put the link in the body - not the headline

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2011/08/03/arian-foster-holding-out-wouldnt-of-helped/

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh and his line

‎"The day you become content you die a little inside."

Total class

Much better than classic “football speak”

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great line.

And I think that’s all him too. Can’t find anything on google search about the origins of it.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Aug 3, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am pretty sure it is all him

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he just became my favorite player based on that interview alone.

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by UprootedTexan on Aug 4, 2011 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is teh awesome

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 4, 2011 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I did

It’s just not working. I put it in the body and it just disappeared when it posted.

by Tony Ung on Aug 3, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

SBN has been a bit quirky lately

I think the overload after the lockout has given them fits

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

sǝɹnʇɐuƃıs uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuo ou

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 3, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome find! thanks for posting the link

yeah I know it took you a while but thank you and BarryFromTexas for getting that out there. I enjoyed hearing Arian Foster speak =).

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by BattleRedFan on Aug 3, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are welcome

We are here to serve

 - or something like that

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

ɔıןןıɹʎɔ ʇou sı ǝdʎʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

by Barryfromtexas on Aug 4, 2011 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

GQ interview...

let on to some hazing. pretty funny… apparently they had Keo, Watt, Reed and TJ singing Sweet Child Of Mine step brothers style.. lol

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

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by chrisd21 on Aug 4, 2011 12:57 AM CDT reply actions  

in other news.

BFD was carted off the field after having stomach pains. As he was being checked out by training staff he let a monsterous fart out. The conclusion is the mexican food from last night was not sitting well. When asked about the affliction BFD responded with a chuckle, “my wife told me not to eat that second helping but I couldn’t help myself!”

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by Taco Joe on Aug 4, 2011 5:28 AM CDT reply actions  

And then Anna Megan tweeted about it and...

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Aug 4, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

A bird flew by and she got distracted...

"All our lives, we’re taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover."-Arian Foster

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by Barryfromtexas on Aug 4, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Remember last year...

when someone was asked how long it would be before they took her down? lol

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by Taco Joe on Aug 4, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

GQ interview...

let on to some hazing. pretty funny… apparently they had Keo, Watt, Reed and TJ singing Sweet Child Of Mine step brothers style.. lol

"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

@doobieman21

youtube/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Aug 4, 2011 7:03 AM CDT reply actions  

A Vonte Leach clone???????????????????????????????????????????????????

What are you crazy???????????? Leach is the human form of a bulldozer. No other fullback compares. There are good fullbacks though other than Leach.

by RamblinWreck7 on Aug 7, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

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