Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Vikings (Part III)
by Tim on Sep 1, 2011 8:34 PM CDT
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PrintA real barn burner in Minneapolis. By that, I mean I want to set fire to a barn when I watch the Texans' special teams in action.
We're only one half away from the preseason being over. Let's battlefight through it together in the Comments.
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birdgame
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 1, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
black wall street
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 1, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
s.u.c.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 1, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
In My Heart
You owe me $20.00.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 1, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
in my heart
I have a 3 party outa state check I can give you…..
Also, I have an email to send
I Want to Believe
DREAM TEAM
Vince Young got the start at quarterback for the Eagles on Thursday night and played very well — until leaving the game with a hamstring injury.
Young, the man who first used the words "dream team" to describe the Eagles, suffered the injury when rolling out on an incomplete pass. He fell to the ground and then limped off the field, along the sideline and into the locker room.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
You mean he was carted off the field, right?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
per Amanda
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Just saw a guy on the Vikings sideline,
His name is “Awasom,” which is awesome for dyslexics.
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No half-time thread?
Y’all are slipping
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I know
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Holliday with a smart move?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Well that was impressive Holliday.
I really must give AllenOU grief about being so psyched about him playing. Yawn.
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Freat Run with a flag...damn it!
Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl
Dickerson with a good catch
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
Nice penalty Scooter.
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Graham doing his best Owen Daniels impersonation
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
Yates nice pass under pressure.
Also garrett is really looking good.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
they givin trindon a chance
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Yates is making some good throws out there.
Or as Joel Myers would say “T.J. Yate.”
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Buuuuuuuut then again what do I know?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice end around by Holliday
no blocking though
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Viqueens ball.
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hope these QB sacks for fumbles are only preseason issues.
Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl
I have to assume IR.
He never played a game, I don’t think.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, I think MDC's right.
No way they cut anybody they drafted this year.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno, they're thin enough on O-line they may find an excuse to hang on to Newton.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I am guessing IR
But I have absolutely nothing ti base that on
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Could you make mine a double?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
DO we break out the bleach for this game??
Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl
by SteelBlueUSMC on Sep 1, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Never for preseason.
We need to save the supply.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
already addicted to bleach and its cheaper by the gallon.
Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl
by SteelBlueUSMC on Sep 1, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
He is likely to get killed
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
nice play by Nading
Mario Williams will have 2 sacks and 6 tackles against the 49ers
Best way to play that
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Frank Bush Would
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 1, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
what up with brooks reed today.....is he bored too
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Brooks Reed
Has been unimpressive this game
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Im looking for 4 tix to opener for around $50 a piece
Is that possible? Do they get cheaper as it gets closer, b/c people wanna sell them or more? Curious,never bought tix before. Thanks.
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 1, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
They get more expensive...
Especially opening day
Mario Williams will have 2 sacks and 6 tackles against the 49ers
hahahahaa
maybe $50 for your parking pass
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
maybe for a game against crap team
against the Colts? Not likely. Unless you are sitting behind a brick wall like in Jerry world.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
I'd be afraid
for 50 bucks to a division rival, the seat probably has a hole in it with running water below it.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
those are gonna be the worst seats probably.
that’s why i’ve never been to a game and doubt i’ll go anytime soon.
I dont care if theyre nosebleeds or not, just wanna go.
Was checking tix of this site and one guy has 4 at 50, but then its listed as 2 on ebay. Almost bought 2 tix for $200! Damn, tix are expensive!
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 1, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
And it's only gonna get worse from here.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
So 4 for 74 a piece is a decent price?
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 1, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't imagine doing much better.
But keep in mind I haven’t been to a Texans game since 2005.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No, more expensive.
Others are going to look for tickets too and because supply is low and demand is so high, the prices will skyrocket. Which is why scalpers make good money.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Dunno
But I think that opener might be one of the tougher tickets to get for a reasonable price. Check out houstontexans.com; I think they have a ticket exchange for season ticket holders, which might allow you to find someone who’s willing to sell their tickets for face.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 1, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Holliday knows he's running for his career...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
no it wasn't
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I see I missed another touchdown.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Bryant Johnson is doing well for only a weeks worth of practice
Mario Williams will have 2 sacks and 6 tackles against the 49ers
Oingoboingo looking serviceable... just against twos or does he survive?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Practice squad at best.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Good enough...
I’m hoping it’s never a factor, but he looks like good depth
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Oh fuck you sideways Vikings announcers!
Calling the Texans the Titans…grrrrrrrrrr!!!
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Has Myers called them that yet?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup... go Oingo go
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Hahahah
Sideline reporter clearly checking his notepad pre-question.
Awesome.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Why do they interviews while WE have the ball?
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
So tired of this preseason crew...
They regress every year
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
because its a Vikings broadcast?
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Flag?
What was the penalty on that last long run? WTF ABC?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
hows our offense ever not fuck up on a big play?
damn these backups are stupid
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Cody Wallace...enjoy unemployment.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
who the fuck was that tackle
can we kick him off of the team before the game ends? I dont think that was cody wallace
He was horrible
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent coverage, eh, spence?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Peter Hendrickson
Come on down! You’re the next contestant on “For Whom The Bell Tolls!”
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Kubes
Yelling at a ref. Nice to see some passion from the guy other than “it’s on me”.
Kub's with some emotion.
I like it.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
Man
That dude is awasom.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Pancakes whining about having an awesome job...
What’s the worst possible part of preseason? Overtime in the fourth game. That possibility is why some beat writers carry cyanide pills.
Poor dude…
Awwww
A guy paid to watch football complaining about watching football
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
No shit, right?
Go work my job for a week, dickhead. You’ll be begging to cover a practice squad scrimmage.
Yeah
no kidding
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
He has to beat the clubbers
to IHOP.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
/reply from all of Texans fandom: "DO IT!!!"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Dear Pancakes McClain,
If it’s so awful why don’t we switch jobs? I’ll watch football for a living; well…I’ll CLAIM to watch football for a living while pretending to know what I’m talking about and you can corral a bunch of screaming children while trying to get them to learn how to add and cleaning up after some kid who wet themselves?
Deal? Good. Sacred Heart Elementary in Bellevue, Washington is waiting for your call. Now where’s the buffet?
Yours,
UT
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd think those sixth graders would have figured out that potty stuff...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I also teach Pre-K sometimes.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell them to suck it up
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe they could help the sixth graders with the potty training...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
6th graders are selling crack and packing guns
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It takes a village, man...
/chokes self to death
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
The Geico smartphone commercial makes me want to stick a ballpoint pen in my eye
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
They have an app for that
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Jamison is doing real well
Mario Williams will have 2 sacks and 6 tackles against the 49ers
Well, he is pretty overqualified for this game.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
True
but the guy deserves a little shoutout after a consistent and good August.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Compare him to Brooks Reed tonight
Broks has been Mr. Invisible
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay that made me laugh... bitch
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
dammit
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
And I Prefer It
To no football.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 1, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Preach, brother.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
^this
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a reason for that.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice punt
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
So we got a glimmer of return skills from Holliday...
…was there ANYTHING else good that came out of this game?
Leinart looking okay?
OingoBoingo looking practice squad worthy?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Not really
No one has shown much anything
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope he gets a chance to settle down...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
He has shown little
Not a lot
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
More than all the other WR's past Jacoby combined though.
Excluding Jean.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Pray to your Base God
That some of these dudes rarely if ever see the field
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Wow
Didn’t realize Leinart had those kind of numbers tonight. Pretty impressive.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Missed it... decent?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I Think It Was
13-16 for 145 yards.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Respectable / encouraging
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
You wouldn't know it based on the results on the ground.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
she actually felt something?
Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl
by SteelBlueUSMC on Sep 1, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope... she faked it
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
But it sounded good
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
She gave one :)
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as the neighbors think studitation is going on...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
and then I rolled over and went to sleep, happy with myself.
Our football, who art in Houston, Texans be thy name. Thy wins will come, this will be done at Reliant and on the road. Give us this year our winning season, and forgive us for our penalties, as we forgive those who false start against us. And lead us not into overtime but deliver us a Superbowl !! ~TheNightOwl
by SteelBlueUSMC on Sep 1, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
...and totally unprepared to wake up to an empty house and a stack of credit card bills.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Scrambling QBs are going to kill us this year
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
...if they don't learn how to tackle
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
If we play our scrubs
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Right, but our center is soft against the run...
…and it is THEIR backups running away from our backups…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Should we care?
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by Antho10000 on Sep 1, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If Joe-fuckin'-Webb can look good against our scrubs, we need every last starter to stay healthy.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Apparently the Colts won their last preseason game.
Their season is now fucked.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 1, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
What he said.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 1, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
FOURTH QUARTER THREAD
here. Move on over.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
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