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Vikings 28, Texans 0

Well, that was certainly an arse-kicking. Granted, your Houston Texans did not play any of their starters, and there were some bright spots (Bryant Johnson, Garrett Graham, Tim Jamison, and Matt Leinart, to name a few), so it wasn't all for naught. Lest you think this game was somehow unlike the rest of the Texans' preseason, I offer you one nugget of consistency: Houston's special teams were once again very poor.

In the final analysis, however, tonight's game doesn't have much, if any, bearing on what your Houston Texans will do once the games start to count in ten days. In the meantime, share your thoughts and impressions in the Comments below as we await the final cut down to what'll be the Texans' 53-man roster.

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by AllenOU on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

The muff costed him everything

I think he had a chance before then, but not after.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not so sure about holiday inn

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So who worked themselves onto the roster

& who lost their spot?

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Keo is gone IMO.

Jeff and Toliver are gone to along with Townsel. Anthony Hill may be gone.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think Kubiak will stash Maehl & Toliver on the Practice Squad?

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Towsend don't make it...

i dont see how Toliver will.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 1, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ibid

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by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man that was bad...

Keo was out of position arm tackling the same way he did in the Jets game. Guess what that got him, a solid ass chewing by Phillips from the sideline. I bet he doesnt get a word said to him tonight. Just a red card two days from now…

by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 1, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think Holliday will get a shot on another team?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he'd take another speed demon in a heartbeat

Mainly to give Jacoby Ford more time on the offense as a WR

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody will give him a look.

His speed is going entice someone to take a shot with him. Like the Pats did with Molden.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

dorin?

pssssssssssssssssh.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, guys.

It’s easy to put too much stock into preseason action.

by Cut Block on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tend To Agree

Though Dorin hasn’t really shown enough to warrant the faith they’re likely to show in him.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slaton will be cut by saturday

Wish we could at least get a draft pick for him tho

by Zukywich08 on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

No shit

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by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

They just kept

waiting and waiting, hoping he would heal up. I think you go with the youth. Let slaton go because in a way he doesnt seem to see the creases in the zone scheme like the other backs do. At least Chris O sees the creases sometimes and makes some inside reads. Slaton the more i think about it bounced outside and had the breakaway speed to gain his yards. Plus, we only had 3 seasons to evaluate him so i could be wrong. The nerve problem might have really been the cause of him not seeing the hole, fumbling the ball being absolutely terrible.

by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 1, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

First Caller

that comes on tomorrow talking about how we suck again…

by Mike Kerns on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Hush...lil baby

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by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA!

Somebody has kids!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Parents know all the Rhymes.

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by SteelBlueUSMC on Sep 1, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn skippy

and kids know Stranger Danger too

by southpaw70 on Sep 1, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happy birfday big fat drunk guy!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 1, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Danke!

For a change, it was a good birthday.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I take it that means....

you got birfday sex?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 2, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please, please no Bryant Johnson

I’m begging here I am. He’s an awful football player.

@Toolshed1: I think Tate has much to prove. He’s only played in a couple of pre-season games, just a handful of rushes overall, and ALL of them against second teamers or worse. Just my opinion. I should add (so as to not sound like an asshole) that I truly appreciate YOUR opinion.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Andre & Walter

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then he'd be right

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Dickerson & Maehl

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then again, Holliday may have done enough to grab the #5 WR spot

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd usually sign Brandon Banks for that role

He’s like Holliday, but a little bigger & a little better

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by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very True

Banks can easily develop into one of the best return men in the game

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by The Night Owl on Sep 2, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Experimenting with them

They got a pretty good offense, but their defense sucks, except for the D-Line. May try them out in franchise mode in building up their defense

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Sep 2, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

i see

i want to try another team too but dont know who just yet. might be denver.

by southpaw70 on Sep 2, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

"IF" somehow they keep Holliday

I suspect by the Ravens game (if Holliday is not already on IR again) that during the coin toss ceremony Ray Lewis is going to sneeze so hard (from across the field) that Kareem falls down and lands on Holliday severely disfiguring him and putting him back on IR.

by MeMongo on Sep 2, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha that was good.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

He did

But was he targeted more on purpose because he is a new pickup?

That is my thinking. Bryant still looked better, but I think he was focused upon too.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 2, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

5 targets 3 catches for Bryant.

Jeff also had 5 targets with 4 catches. With a drop on the 4 and 3.

Dorin had 2 targets. One catch and one drop.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't explain the one pass where he was blanketed by the defense

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 2, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

considering he just got into camp,

i thought he played well. as Elton John would say…
“nothing wrong with two johnsons!”

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by chrisd21 on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a sample size issue

Bryant has a lot of seasons of suck. Multiple cuts. We’ll do the same thing. I’d rather work with what we have and have higher end talent (Dorin, Maehl, etc.) filling those 4 and 5 holes. Bryant has proven to suck. One game of three catches doesn’t change my mind.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I just think the Dickerson love from Texans fans is kind of silly. The same people saying they’re tired of hearing about Jacoby’s potential are the same ones saying keep Dickerson for his ceiling.

by Mike Kerns on Sep 1, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It might have something to do

with him being even rawer while simultaneously having a higher ceileng(I think). And where we bitching about Jacoby before his 2nd season had even started?

by nolander on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Who are they?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 12:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've seen nothing from Dorin that suggest he has "higher end" talent. Except combine numbers.

As a#4 option Bryant is a decent WR to fill the void until we draft a talented WR who played the position full time in college and when Jean gets off IR.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bryant last year

19 receptions. 8 drops. That’s not even an outlier for him.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

So?

Dorin last season. 0 catches. 0 yards. 0 TD’s.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It IS important

Because of roles and expectations.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

answer me this.

didn’t holiday and dorin come in the same draft? people talking about ceiling for a 7th round pick what about holiday ceiling?

by southpaw70 on Sep 1, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the NFL there enough big fast guys to catch anyone

This is one of the reasons that VY is a bust.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 1:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Vertically challenged is I think the term...LOL

Short Lil Fucker!!!

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by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rebuttal: Darren Sproles

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...

Sproles gets handed the ball he doesn’t have to go up and get it over people who are a foot taller than him

by skeezy12 on Sep 2, 2011 12:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Holliday was the 6th round pick, Dorin was the 7th round pick

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by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or they reached on Holliday & got a steal on Dorin

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by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmmmm

whats the steal if you never played in a meaningful game.

by southpaw70 on Sep 1, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Potential?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is it?

all this will not matter cause we will get a good WR in next year draft.

by southpaw70 on Sep 1, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

This comment

Needs more love.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 10:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well he did average 26 yards per KR which is by far the best we've had all presesaon.

Guess we’ll have to see if the coaches felt that was enough from him. he did look really nice on the catch he had. Kubiak does want to try and use him as a weapon so he may have shown just enough to stay on the roster.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Truthfully, I think WR is the wrong spot for him

I think he’d be better as a RB in shotgun plays. Speed wise, he’d be a massive mismatch against LBs

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by The Night Owl on Sep 2, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

If he stays on the team they might do that.

LSU used him at WR and RB.

Texans could use him as a Wes Welker like slot WR and maybe as a sweep RB. Or just a fast guy coming out of the backfield.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

A fast guy that can't catch a football....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

It looked like he could catch the ball to me

Holliday’s doctors should be congratulated for the successful hand transplants

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by The Night Owl on Sep 2, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not to mention he fielded the punts & kickoffs cleanly

That being said, is Brandon Banks available?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 2, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, all but one

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 2, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's an adequate excuse I guess.

But he’s been here 2 years with little to show that’ he’s ever going to be the future star some think he’s going to be. Bryant only had barely a week of time with the team and already looks better than Dorin has at any time he’s been here.

Lets be honest. Dorin is a 7th round draft pick who was a TE in college. He played more games as an OLB (26) at PITT than he did at WR (8). All his hype is based of combine numbers which don’t mean anything to me. Especially the 40 yard dash. He’s just not a WR right now.

Hell even Jef Maehl has shown to have more potential as a WR than Dorin has. Even with that drop on 4th down he can make those tough catches and as a #5 WR he’d be decent. Going forward he might develop into a nice slot guy like Welker.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

but by your assessment

Molden should still be on the team.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 2, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's a drop machine

He’s far worse than Jacoby on drops. He’s a horrible route runner, and he’s allegedly bad in the locker room. I don’t give two shits about my last point, but I do care about the first two. I’ll bet we cut him halfway through the season if we keep him now.

There’s a reason every other team in the league didn’t want him.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't think he's great

Just don’t see other options and he caught the ball well tonight.

by Mike Kerns on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

he’s allegedly bad in the locker room.

says who? what story are incident are you referencing??

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by chrisd21 on Sep 1, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm wrong

I thought I remembered something when he was with the Cards, but I can’t find it now. I retract.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

What QB's has he had?

Shaun Hill and who did he have in ARZ? I honestly don’t know.

by Mike Kerns on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

For several years.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would rather keep Darling than Bryant

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 2, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't he injured?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is on IR?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 2, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Darling is yes.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

how did we not score lol

we had just about the same amount of yards as the vikes

by Zukywich08 on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

definately dissappointed.

i was really pulling for Shileo Keo, but he looked like SHIT. i dunno if Trindon did enough to make the team, but at least he made a decent showing. our 3rd string offense linemen SUCK ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. besides that, a waste of 2 hours if you ask me, and im mad that they ran the score up on us.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Our linemen look like that because

they are actually our 4th stringers and street signers. Our second string is still pretty banged up so our 3’s were actually our 2’s tonight. Im praying our O-line gets healthy because we cant afford to be putting pemberton and newton were terrible. Its no wonder Leinert couldnt put it in the endzone. He was getting hit on 3 every snap. Poor Yates had to deal with worse than that so i discredit his fumble from him and leave it solely on that right tackle that got destroyed right back into Yates’ waiting arms…

by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 1, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keo hasn't shown much anything good

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 2, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jean is on IR.

We’ll see him next year.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trindon is .....Still bobbling the ball and can't recover from a hit

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz....Kerplunk!

/drawstip back slowly…

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by chuckiepoo on Sep 1, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn!

You don’t seem to be getting anyone rising to that bait.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 2, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, Rivers

He’ll get credit for a pass deflection on a play in which he barely engaged hands.

Lazy. Cody is a lazy ball player.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

overall

It was the sloppy shit I was expecting to see from our scrubs. I don’t like Johnson but he was one of the few bright spots that I saw. He will probably win the #4 spot. Only thing that pissed me off was my buddy from Minnesota talking shit all game long..

by TexansForLife on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Leinart is like a left-handed David Carr.

So boring… He constantly bails on plays three seconds before the pressure gets there. Loves the check-down. Where’s Rosenfels these days?

by Nashmeister on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah he pulled a Carson Palmer when the Broncos tried to trade him.

But he was a lot of fun to watch.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plays handball now.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 1:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah read a story about that a while ago.

Interesting stuff.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

This was the best he's looked all preseason to me.

That 2 minute drive was very good.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

rosie is backup for the giants

Ahead of carr or he was last I checked ain’t that some shit haha

by skeezy12 on Sep 2, 2011 12:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

#nosetacklelust

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah a BIG BURLY NOSE TACKLE WITH A CONVICTS ATTITUDE

And the ball carrier is the warden…

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

P. Williams

Was being worked out in New England.

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by Patrick D. Starr on Sep 1, 2011 10:24 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

that would be nasty.

fat al, big pat, and Vince “you going to eat you cornbread” wilfolk

by southpaw70 on Sep 1, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

A nose tackle that would sack his OWN Mother...

If she walked in the room with a football….

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Calling Curley Culp!!!

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't....

Damione had a play that completely reminded me of Curley. Man.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just notice something.

what happen to stillblue? i thought he was a writer here. i know about Mike already, so did Vega take mike’s spot or stillblue?

by southpaw70 on Sep 1, 2011 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Mike got a gig at Bleacher Report.

SB had a meltdown during a debate with a commenter.

Both situations are unfortunate for us.

by Cut Block on Sep 1, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a seperate issue...

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by chuckiepoo on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

lulz

No, thankfully. It appeared Still Blue did it to himself. Excellent writer, but he posted too emotionally. I miss SB.

by Cut Block on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Added another angle to the staff, too.

Not that it isn’t really versatile already.

by Cut Block on Sep 1, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

true true.

we always seem to have good writers here.

by southpaw70 on Sep 1, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still pissed about it

Still is a fantastic writer. I do hope he returns.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yes.

Especially for a football blog? These boys should all be earning some bank for their talents.

by Cut Block on Sep 1, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rivers and Kerns both make some kinda monies from writing.

So there’s that. The rest of us do it for love, or out of a sick sadistic streak.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 10:17 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

and in your case, the latter?

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's all the adoration I get from you, Rip baby

that keeps me going.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

anything to get that internal steam frothing...

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or something frothing anyway.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Sep 2, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

making cuts..

are a helluva lot easier after a loss than a win. with that said..
27 dudes bout to be unemployed come saturday.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Bit of Bummer But...

Hopefully the team learned a few things (like how to contain a mobile QB) tonight, I had no idea Ponder was that mobile, he looked good…as a running back. Oh well, onward and upward, I am soooo looking forward to seeing the new look Houston Defense against Indy next week, feels strange to write it

by Hangbok on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Well we had 4 safeties who had a chance to make the roster.

Not sure any of them did anything to make the team.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 1, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

McManis at Safety then?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 1, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

posted in last thread...

But I am pissed we didn’t see,didn’t give the chance,for Slaton to do SOMETHING tonight. He was released to play and we should have put him out there. Put up or shut up…

by The Ice Machine on Sep 2, 2011 2:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I didn't see the game

I was too busy winning a poker tournament, needless to say…. this is where bfd steps in and challenges me to an imaginary poker game that will never happen.

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 6:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Count me in.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 7:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you live in West Bumfook?

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Don’t play poker.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 2, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heard that before

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

BREAKING: VY gets a boo boo

cries

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 8:48 AM CDT reply actions  

He was invisible last night!

I don’t see his name anywhere on the stat sheet (though I didn’t watch the game).

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 2, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

SO in short, the takeaway from last night is........

NO INURIES TO STARTERS PLEASE.

The disparity between our backups and starters is fairly epic…..

I haz a sad.

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by TexansForever on Sep 2, 2011 9:32 AM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of which

Who wants to take multiple stabs at a 53-man roster?

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Absurd prediction:

We carry only 4 WR and just use guys like Casey and Daniels in our 4 or 5 wide sets.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

On an unrelated note...

San Diego played a bunch of their defensive starters. Weird.

by Nashmeister on Sep 2, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

So did KC.

Because of the shortened offseason some teams wanted to play their starters more. I know SD’s defense has had some issues the past couple weeks.

I know the reason the Chiefs HC did was because that’s what teams did with the shortened season of 1987 so he gave it a shot. We’ll see if it gives them an advantage or not.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope Wade does that

No matter who starts at qb for the Colts.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 2, 2011 10:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dial it up!

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

They call it a "Royale with Cheese".

by PygmyStone on Sep 2, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like no more Dorin
Dorin Dickerson
Well it was fun while it lasted houston. Gonna miss my teammates and you great fans!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 2, 2011 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

I wonder who won that last spot.

Probably Jeff.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Crap

I really wanted him to make it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 2, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still don't know what his issue is.

Bad route-running, perhaps? He has all the tools to succeed. Really wish he could have hung on another year to work out the kinks. Some team that hucks jump balls to receivers in the end-zone might get a pretty productive player…

by Nashmeister on Sep 2, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Jets?

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 2, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Steelers

Hey, he went to Pitt, so it’s not that much of a stretch

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by The Night Owl on Sep 2, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Jets because I don't know of a QB more likely to "huck" balls than Sanchez

Just a observation of mine.

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