Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Texans-Colts?

I'll be watching from right at the La Casa

With a cold Brew in my hand and the computer open so I can fire away at the comments on the open thread.

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 10, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions

I’m going to be watching from my bunker like apartment living room. No light, no talking just some beer and the big screen. I can’t unleash my rollercoaster like emotions out on the public.

by MadMartygan on Sep 10, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions

Unfortunately

I’ll be watching it at home. Last year I went to the game. It won’t be as much fun, but as long as we win and the defense dominates, I’ll get over it. :)

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by LedTexan on Sep 10, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions

Most likely from the house

Unless someone wants to give away tickets:P

So far, I haven’t found a local place that would be a really fun watch. I have a decent sized HD TV so all is good.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions

At home :(

screw parents. If your a parent and your kid never gone to a opener let him go!
or face social depression and the his increasing need for doritos

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Sep 10, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions

At home. My wife is taking my daughter out of the house so my shouts of jubilation/screams of rage don’t frighten her.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Sep 10, 2011 4:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

I’m actually heading to Indianapolis for a conference this week, so I made sure I got on a flight that would get me there for gametime, not wanting to chance having to get to the airport here in DC after the game. So I’ll get to find out what being a Texans fan watching a game in Indianapolis is like. I’m not too worried, though. It’s not like I’m going to Philly.

by areseven on Sep 10, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions

More than likely at my house

If unlucky, it will be bits and pieces on the radio.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 10, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions

Iraq...boooooo

I am deployed to Iraq right now. No where for me to watch the game around here. I have internet but the games aren’t streamed. If anyone has any ideas please let me know.

I am so excited about this season, I hate to miss the games. Because of the “uncertain” future over here right now, I could miss a month or two or the entire season. No way to know for sure yet.

by JohnnyTexan on Sep 10, 2011 4:54 PM CDT reply actions

Here is a place that has worked well for me

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/sport/american-football.html

They probably don’t have Sunday’s games listed yet, with all of the college ones going on. Just check it later today or early tomorrow.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions

If this works...

You’re my hero.

Thanks so much for the help.

by JohnnyTexan on Sep 10, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions

Just trying to help

I am no hero as most real heros are dead.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions

Right on dude

Pro troll since 09

by TexanZ 1017 on Sep 10, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions

thanks! this link works every time

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 10, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions

So far

Has for me – a few occasional annoying ads on top though

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions

well its the only place i can watch the game

so i put up with those ads

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 10, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions

Another place to find streams

www.myp2p.eu

There’s usually links to a bunch of streams for American football. You may have to download some software to use some of the streams, but it’s not spyware or anything. This website saved my life in college, because i did not want to watch Redskins games at all.

by cubic on Sep 10, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions

Yea that's what I've always used

Works fairly well

by Biggity B on Sep 10, 2011 8:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

i use it all the time perfect

{ ZuKeO}

by BobInBlue on Sep 10, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm pretty sure that site doesn't exist anymore.

At least I couldn’t access it a few days ago.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions

Thanks for your service

Hope the Texans blow out the Colts and you can enjoy watching it in all it’s fuzzy, grainy goodness.

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by Fuzion on Sep 11, 2011 4:31 AM CDT up reply actions

I'll take grainy over nothing anyday....

…..and twice a day on anyday in iraq.

Chris Myers gave me a random “thanks for serving” shout out on Twitter this morning. Very cool and it really started my day off great. Now I get to watch the Texans stomp the Colts, grainy or not, today is almost bearable here in the desert.

by JohnnyTexan on Sep 11, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions

anyone have a link

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee In huge need of one

Pro troll since 09

by TexanZ 1017 on Sep 10, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions

Look up

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions

here you go dude.

this link is good, no spam, no bullshit.

http://nflstreams.com/

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Just like yesterday.. And I'll get on my knees and pray.. We don't get fooled again." - me to koobz

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by chrisd21 on Sep 10, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions

in a cave called my room

in HD with surround sound.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 10, 2011 5:01 PM CDT reply actions

At home

With my 7 month old son and my smokin’ hot wife.

Boogity, boogity, boogity, Amen!

by LordGav1n on Sep 10, 2011 5:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs

In austin with 3 diehards

Anyone in atx who would like to join us let me know the more the merrier

by TexansForLife on Sep 10, 2011 5:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

where at?

im down to watch the game w/ you guys.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 10, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions

I'll be stuck at work

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 10, 2011 5:41 PM CDT reply actions

Like the last five seasons,

I’ll be spending my time watching (and screaming at) the Texans game at the Spot in Seattle. Unfortunately (well…maybe fortunately), I will have to leave before the Seahawks game starts because my friend’s kid has a birthday party and her parents chose the real opening day of football to host it.

Honestly, I’m thinking of reporting them to child services for this travesty.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 10, 2011 5:41 PM CDT reply actions

I think you need to re-examine your priorities...

You can make new friends.

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by DilloTex on Sep 10, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

And kids have birthdays every year

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions

exactly...

Maybe next year they’ll plan juuuust a bit more sensitively.

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
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by DilloTex on Sep 10, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions

dillotex

its okay bro he already friends with them. He has next year…and the year after that….unless Texans become a Dynasty

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Sep 10, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions

Here in Arkansas

People have the obnoxious habit of scheduling all sorts of shit between noon and 5 on Sundays during the fall. Starting two years ago, I just announced to everyone up front that I would not be attending any of those things, regardless of what it was. Which is how I missed my wife’s grandpa’s 90th birthday party. Priorities, motherfuckers!

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by MDC on Sep 10, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions

That's all I'm sayin'...

Nice job of planning ahead…

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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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by DilloTex on Sep 10, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions

It did not go over extremely well, BUT...

I fell back on, “look, I told you in SEPTEMBER that I wouldn’t be going if this game mattered.” Not my fucking fault that they scheduled the party ~~- a liquor-free party, at that -~~- for the day of the Patriots game, when there were actual playoff implications.

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by MDC on Sep 10, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions

I just love it when people schedule WEDDINGS that conflict with signficant football games...

Really? Hellooo… empty-nutsack… Does this not tell you what the rest of your life will be like EVERY football season?
“[tsk] I just can’t believe that you don’t want to go shopping with me because some old FOOTBALL game is on…!”

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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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by DilloTex on Sep 10, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Although in all fairness, I did get married on a Sunday, the week before Christmas, actually.

And we watch nine straight hours of football every Sunday. This is just an anomaly, one that won’t happen again this season, I’m sure.

/damn well better not happen again anyway

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 10, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions

Oh the sainted Mrs. UT is excluded from all of this discussion...

She pays in so many other ways.

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Sep 10, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions

Exactly!

I got Married on Thanksgiving day hours after the Oilers kicked the crap out of the Cowturds

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 10, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions

/looks at Kerns

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by MDC on Sep 10, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Excuse Me, Sir

Didn’t you get married during football season? And your treason was repaid by Appalachian State beating your beloved Wolverines, was it not?

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 10, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

Oh wow.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions

Holy crap, Tim brings the thunder!

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Sep 11, 2011 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions

Yeh, and where have they gone since then? Huh?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 11, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions

oh I totally agree with that decision

Texans on the verge of Playoffs = dont fuck with me unless you want to die!

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 10, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions

at the game!

Lee and I will be at Reliant Stadium to personally verify that Peyton Manning is dead.

also I hear the LoneSpot tailgate is pretty cool.

by grungedave on Sep 10, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs

Right here in H-Town in my house

I’m sure most of u guys r with me when I say best seat in the house is at…well, the house! We don’t have to worry about the crowds, the 300lb obnoxious guy that sitting next to u taking up all the elbow space, expensive-as-hell beer, trying to figure out who’s on the playing field from the nose bleed seats, and other annoying dilemmas we encounter. Whether we’re alone or with a few buddies, home is where it’s all at. We can buy a 12-pack for what it would cost for ONE BEER at the game…frickin’ ridiculous! Grill some fajitas outside and always have a restroom a few footsteps away when we gotta relieve the one-eyed monster. Enjoy the game tomorrow fellas wherever u may b…GO TEXANS!!!

by supersisko on Sep 10, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions

I will be in the blue lot for sure possibly inside if my mom is nice enough to forfeit her tiket but if you’re in the blue lot come over we will have the motorhome there and a 50 inch under the awning ill be drinkin vitamin water and grubbin but there will be plenty of beer come over and ask for justin I’m the biggest texans fan everyone else just goes for the party come by and hang need some die hards to watch with

get it while the gettins good!!!

by JLeeNino on Sep 10, 2011 5:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

DUDE

HELP ME IM in the same position….she has my ticket!!!!

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Sep 10, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions

at the game

ill be sitting in the nosebleeds

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Sep 10, 2011 6:08 PM CDT reply actions

At The Game

I was going to just watch it at home, but a customer came thru yesterday where I Work and offer me 4 tickets in the nosebleeds for half-price

by houdak19 on Sep 10, 2011 6:18 PM CDT reply actions

Little Rock

@ Casa del Campbell. Anyone similarly stuck in this shitstain of a state is welcome to come over and watch. We’ll have Texans on the 50" and some other game on the TV that I will shortly be stealing from my son’s room. #fatheroftheyear

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by MDC on Sep 10, 2011 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Rochester, NY...

Hopefully. I am searching for a bar that will promise me to have it. That or I’ll watch a stream or buy this online Sunday Ticket that works through the PS3.

by Mr. Robie on Sep 10, 2011 6:26 PM CDT reply actions

Let me know

if the PS3 stream works. I’m looking for a reason to get rid of DirecTV.

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by MDC on Sep 10, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions

Should work – because the NFL network backs it. I’m in a “vintage” building so my only option is cable.

by Mr. Robie on Sep 10, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions

At a friend's house till 2pm

Then I have to drive to Galveston for a wedding.

Completely unrelated: How do you mount a 42inch flat screen on the dashboard of a sedan?

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by Jordann on Sep 10, 2011 6:58 PM CDT reply actions

Carefully

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by MDC on Sep 10, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Low enough that the TXDPS can't see it as you drive by...

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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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by DilloTex on Sep 10, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions

Maybe I can pass it off as my hood ornament?

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

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by Jordann on Sep 10, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions

With protection

And Tom Jones playing on the radio.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 10, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions

"Oh Sony... Do it to me Sony..."

“Oh you LIKE THAT don’t you, you little Mitsubishi…”

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Sep 10, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions

ill be out in the blue lots...

riding around trying to find a TV off away from everyone so i can watch the game in peace. lol

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Smile and grin at the change all around me.. Pick up my guitar and play..
Just like yesterday.. And I'll get on my knees and pray.. We don't get fooled again." - me to koobz

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by chrisd21 on Sep 10, 2011 7:00 PM CDT reply actions

in dallas, on my computer

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 10, 2011 7:02 PM CDT reply actions

in Austin at home

I specifically built my home theater for the Texans. 80" 1080p HD projector with nice 5.1 sound. Couple if my H-Town highschool buddies coming over for football and beer. Can’t wait!

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"Everyday"
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*of

"You take drugs, Danny?"
"Everyday"
"Good"

by Austin Bob_Ford on Sep 10, 2011 7:04 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions

Very Strong

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 10, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions

@ Reliant Stadium

by MeMongo on Sep 10, 2011 7:05 PM CDT reply actions

Bull Pen

I will be in Section 117, row T. Enjoying life

Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.

by WreckNTexan on Sep 10, 2011 7:15 PM CDT reply actions

from san marcos texas!

Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"

by Carter Liles on Sep 10, 2011 7:58 PM CDT reply actions

where

U watching game at??

by TexansForLife on Sep 10, 2011 10:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Mumbai

Hey, I just received a package from Mumbai. It ain’t Opium but it can certainly kill the pain of another disappointing season.

Sold my PSL’s a few years ago after figuring out that the games are so much better holed up in my bunker watching on a 105" projector. The only downside is the extended vocabulary that my kids have learned in their young lives.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Sep 10, 2011 8:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

no effing way are the games more fun away from reliant

Unless you have no friends. I’m tailgating in yellow lot, be in my seats at 1158.

by ninjajew on Sep 10, 2011 8:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

At home.

Like YOU guys need the bleach! lol. I expect some of yall to kick down some Clorox to us Colt fans! :-)

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by peytonsthebest on Sep 10, 2011 9:17 PM CDT reply actions

kerry collins

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 10, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions

I know its not tomorrow

but just got tickets to the texans vs panthers so psyched for my first texans game wooo

by Steelbluecurtain on Sep 10, 2011 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs

In my room!

I would go to watch it somewhere but Texans fans are so rare here in the valley that I don’t know any and definitely not gonna go by myself

by A Mar on Sep 10, 2011 11:18 PM CDT reply actions

At home with my Dad

Father and son watching football, cussing loudly at Kubicisions, and drinking beer. Don’t get no better!

by DTango on Sep 10, 2011 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

If anyone is still up

Can you tell me if tomorrow is White-Out day?

I need to decide whether to wear my blue Schaub or my white Mario. (save the blue Andre, it’s getting worn out)

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by .Bonzo on Sep 11, 2011 12:07 AM CDT reply actions

Tomorrow Is Liberty White Day

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 11, 2011 12:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Thanks.

Mario it is.

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by .Bonzo on Sep 11, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions

I pay a ridiculous amount for Sunday Ticket out here in North Carolina.

So here where i am sitting, right here in my room. This will be my girlfriends first football game with me. God bless her if we start to lose… i might be single Monday morning hahaha. (by the fact i will yell at my TV like it were a redheaded step-child.)

by Kiratomi on Sep 11, 2011 12:59 AM CDT reply actions

the better question is

where are you watching the Rugby World Cup RIGHT NOW?

by nolander on Sep 11, 2011 1:20 AM CDT reply actions

As usual

I’ll in my diwan in the Arabian desert watching through my computer (new for this year: piping the video onto a 50" television) and trying to suppress my screams of pain and ecstasy while my wife and children slumber away.

Can’t believe the game is in a few hours!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 1:28 AM CDT reply actions

Well, as unfortunately is usual

…I’ll be watching from somewhere that is not the game.

On the upside, I’ll be starting a season of ‘Football 101’ with an extremely attractive girl. She’s not stupid, and she’s hot, so I’m thinking that by the end of the year, I’ll have her diagramming plays.

If this doesn’t work out, I’ll still be watching football with a hot chick.

I really would like to go to a football game, learn football, wear a jersey, have a favorite team….just sayin

I’m totally in there….as a football instructor.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Sep 11, 2011 1:43 AM CDT reply actions