Open Game Day Thread: Colts v. Texans - Take 2
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 8:36 AM CDT
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Nothing could possibligh go wrong.
Possibly go wrong. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.
Y’all: Try not to break THIS thread.
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Better things go wrong here
Than at the game :)
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
We just can't have nice things...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I keep telling myself it won't be close
It also makes me want to pick up Tate and Ward and start them BOTH in fantasy! haha
I didn't get Foster
I have LeSean McCoy as my #1 and Jamaal Charles as my #2. I grabbed Ward, however, and put him in as my #2 today, under the expectation that Foster won’t play.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm playing in a friend's BSPN league
Starters are:
1QB
2RB
1 RB/WR
2 WR
1K
1TE
1D/ST
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
::pokes around under the hood::
I think we can get at least 2-3 hours outta this one, bfd
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
My over/under for comments today is 6000
MDC thinks 8000. Should be pretty crazy.
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Yeah, I really wouldn't be surprised at those numbers at all.
It’s going to be freaking crazy today.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Tim (predictably) took the under, guessing 3500 total for the day
It’s up to you (and me and others, but mainly you) to prove him wrong. COMMENT LIKE THE WIND!!
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OK
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
No problem
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Will do
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
yup
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
consider it done
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
couldn't agree more
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Dillo!
Howdy
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
sup!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Football!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Stomach's kinda' churny...
…been listening to too many “This is Kubiak’s last chance” commenters…
Feeling jinxed
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Of course
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Not a real OU
Has to be the same level
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Not a real OU
Has to be the same level
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I see what the problem was
Your flux capacitor wasn’t flux capacitating.
by BricAM on Sep 11, 2011 8:43 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
NO! We aren't going back to the future! No way!!!!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Quick question:
Is it in poor taste to wear a Mario jersey to church? I think my pastor would understand, but you know, that whole ‘respect’ thing in churches…
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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by Autra on Sep 11, 2011 8:46 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Why not?
David Carr could use a miracle or two.
by Ivan A on Sep 11, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
And he CERTAINLY needs redemption!
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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Wear it, if anyone gives you trouble, yell out:
“YOU ARE A BLASPHEMER IN THE EYES OF DRUGA!!!”
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Sep 11, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
*Durga
Fuck…I’m just going to shut up before I fuck up the Texans chances.
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Rec'd for Awesomeness
If Indy trots out Kerry Collins in Game 1…. I expect Wade Phillips to treat him like the washed-up, over-the-hill, past-his-prime, weak-armed, wobbly-legged, new-to-the-system, has-been that he really is; and send the blitz crashing down on top of him like there’s no tomorrow. - Rip Jersey
I will be disappointed with anything less than domination today. The Texans have got this.
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by Stupendous Man on Sep 11, 2011 8:47 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I totally, completely, unabashedly, unequivocally and without question
forgive the NFL and its players for all things lockout related.
I’m taking binoculars with me to the game
So that I can focus on Thor, Mega Watt, and the Blitz Parade.
I am hoping that Casey has about 5 receptions (one for a TD) and he blows up a linebacker to clear a path for another TD.
I can express how excited I am to get to see J.J. Watt live. I really wanna see him crush Collins a couple times.
If Indy trots out Kerry Collins in Game 1…. I expect Wade Phillips to treat him like the washed-up, over-the-hill, past-his-prime, weak-armed, wobbly-legged, new-to-the-system, has-been that he really is; and send the blitz crashing down on top of him like there’s no tomorrow. - Rip Jersey
With vodka playing
It is almost like getting to smash a BESF QB an extra time this year!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Any word on Foster?
Last I heard he was a game-time decision.
my guess is...we will find out a game time =)
by schillingb on Sep 11, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
He's not playing today.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 11, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder??
How many nightmares Costanza had about Mario? ??
by TexansForLife on Sep 11, 2011 8:55 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
AND Smith
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
not many because isn't Mario lining up on the left?
if not who is?
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yeah plz
Let me know looking for good place in austin
by TexansForLife on Sep 11, 2011 9:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There really aren't any good places in Austin
I go to Billy’s on Burnet because I know the owner. Third Base can kiss my hairy, white ass.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't hold back, BFD....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Seriously
And the bartenders there are proud to be too retarded to know how to work the TVs.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Pucker up, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Sep 11, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
a little clipper action could take care of that
you yuppie, you….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Freeney, Mathis, Nevis, Wheeler
will be hunting today!!! watch out!! they want blood!! :) .. good luck to your team I just hope for an injury safe and entertaining game.. be safe all!!
Just feel like commenting but Stampedeblue has been a cemetery this week I think BBS is in depression..
"If anything, we want to go out there and step it up. Of course it will be different (without Manning), but it’s one of those things that if it happens, everybody else has to step up. It’s next man up." - Pro Bowl safety Antoine Bethea
BS, the mojority of SB Colts fans think the Colts will win, for realz, bro!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Actually I think most of them have moved to the ESPN boards
I cant believe ESPN actually has the Colts O-line rated higher than the Texans….
That's strange, seeing how they are so young and untested and the Texans are experienced and tested.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
could you share the link to that?
thanks
"If anything, we want to go out there and step it up. Of course it will be different (without Manning), but it’s one of those things that if it happens, everybody else has to step up. It’s next man up." - Pro Bowl safety Antoine Bethea
Its an insider scouting report
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/scouting?gameId=310911034
They have the Colts having a better O-line, DBs and Special Teams
I will give them DBs just based on the fact that we haven't really seen the Texans DBs work together in real games
and STs, I’ve seen enough to realize the Texans are likely the worst in the league.
But, O-line, for the same reasons as DBs, I would give the Texans O-line the nod.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
So no Foster today it sounds like
Probably a good thing, we wont need him to beat the Colts today give him another week of rest.
Just saw that Manning won't be at the game.
This surprises me, in the past if he’s not been playing he’s at least been on the sideline with a headset helping call plays.
Is it because he can’t bear to watch his team get destroyed? I think the answer is yes.
He probably isn't cleared to travel yet
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
If it were me, I’d wrap myself in bubble wrap and have myself shipped Fed Ex to be with my team on week 1.
or could it be because
he just had surgery on his neck a few days ago? lol
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This makes sense, for those that doubt his interest
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Better safe than sorry. Ward and Tate should have no problem against the Colts today.
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by Stupendous Man on Sep 11, 2011 9:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We don't, but Slaton can catch the ball in the flats
Just HOLD ON!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
how was your secondary in pre-season? also how you did against opposing rec TE ?
missing the “ask the *team” threads :(
"If anything, we want to go out there and step it up. Of course it will be different (without Manning), but it’s one of those things that if it happens, everybody else has to step up. It’s next man up." - Pro Bowl safety Antoine Bethea
They are a work in progress
This will be a good test
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
But looked much better than last year
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Right now, if there is a part of the D that I worry about it's the middle
Screens, RBs coming out, TEs over the middle are all plays that Collins knows how to exploit and what the Texans are weakest at.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
This is true
But now we have a DC that actually knows what “adjustments” are
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
From The Onion:
Giggling Wade Phillips convinced Mario Williams could be Texans’ best tickler.
Yea he'll tickle you...
After he has smashed your face into the turf
question
will the texans wear a commerative 10th year anniversary patch? I haven’t head anything anywhere about them celebrating 10 years of futility.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 11, 2011 9:20 AM CDT reply actions
Not trying to sound mean.
That would probably be next year seeing how they entered the league in ’02
thats what i thought ....
but they keep saying that this is the 10th year for this franchise so i was confused.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 11, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
glad you guys cleared that up for me
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 11, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
MM is right
This is the tenth year, but at the end of the season it will have been a full ten years of playing in the NFL.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
it's here!
Do a barrel role! Wait something is wrong with the g-diffuser…
by UTBawse23 on Sep 11, 2011 9:24 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Excited.
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Grind
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I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
This is what I'm feeling right now
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how about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py2QJNPamB4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk&ob=av2e
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Keeping the memory alive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Xb-dk1m9w
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6gq0dy2d8s
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
but what about this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0H3RlaQVrM&ob=av2n
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fail
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by chilam balam on Sep 11, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow, good song
First time I’ve heard those guys. Thanks for the introduction.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
I think that was a response to Adrenaline Mob
they’re new. Started by the former drummer of Dream Theater, Mike Portnoy — a total badass. They haven’t released a full album yet, but what they’ve put out has been solid.
ahh
makes me think of UFC. Gonna be a battle…Manning or not.
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Great song.
One of my favorites. Should give the Trans Siberian Orchestra’s cover of it a try. It’s pretty good.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Huh?
TSO used to be a band called Savatage. Their original song, Christmas Eve in Sarajevo was originally on the Dead Winter Dead album. From that, they spun off to do TSO as side projects.
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sorry
I knew what you meant but I felt it was a good opportunity to use a hipster kitty picture.
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
There's no reason to insult Uprooted Texan
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I guess I'll make ONE exception
It’ll be though
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
tough*
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
How about them Saints?
Oh and how are you taking that Colston injury?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 11, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
SIGN RANDY MOSS!!!
/cries
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Yes, someone!
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....
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carmina burana
The words are so sad. I don’t really feel that way at all.
Love the song though.
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!" - George S. Patton
by chilam balam on Sep 11, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
ignore the actual meaning and focus on the Latin
then worry about Uruk-Hai running onto the field
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Ya know the words were written by monks in the Middle Ages?
Fortune, drinking, and lust are the major themes:
Si puer cum puellula If a boy with a girl
moraretur in cellula, tarries in a little room,
felix coniunctio. happy is their coupling.
Amore suscrescente Love rises up,
pariter e medio and between them
avulso procul tedio, prudery is driven away,
fit ludus ineffabilis an ineffable game begins
membris, lacertis, labii in their limbs, arms and lips.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
but the first act is nothing but despair and sadness. Then it get into pure hedonism.
Great song.
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by chilam balam on Sep 11, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
so is foster out after all?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 11, 2011 9:36 AM CDT reply actions
did anyone see that ridiculous ND-Michigan game?
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Yeah. It was crazy. Football season so far has been great. Last week Tcu and Baylor, and then yesterday.
by UTBawse23 on Sep 11, 2011 9:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
IU lost on a damn fumble then field goal with time expiring
even with low expectations on the season they find a way to let me down
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yeah after I watched BWE I saw highlights
and wished I seen It. Also missed the UT game heard it was ugly but wouldve liked to have seen McCoy’s brother play.
Crazy ending but the game overall was real bad football.
Dernard Robinson was terrible except for a hand full of plays and ND blew so many opportunities to blown UM out.
Than the last two drives of the game were just funny to watch. UM gives up a score in 42 seconds. Than ND gives up a TD with only 30 seconds left on the clock.
It was like watching who could choke the most.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I watched the fourth quarter in a bar on mute
and I was teaching my girlfriend what not to do on each play. It was a sad football game but an awesome entertainment experience.
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It was awesome.
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I won't be able to watch today...
I’m in Houston, will there be anything like a re-broadcast late tonight?
by SideSwipe226 on Sep 11, 2011 9:41 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
collie and clark on Fantasy
Do you think it’s a good idea to start them? do you think the majority of colts yards today will come from play action and slant passes? is that a vulnerability that can be exploited in Texans D?
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Clark for sure
he’ll be Collins’ safety valve. Not so sure on Collie.
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Historically Clark would be a good start
I am hoping something is different this year
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Time to move up to All-Madden?
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
then I get to watch the AI cheat even more than usual
yaaaaaaay. I played on custom all pro sliders btw
How much was it?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
$85 a month.
Not cheap, but if I can get a couple of buddies to bring steak and beer every week it should wash.
I think it includes the red zone channel too. The set up looks good so far, lets just hope it isn’t choppy and is crystal clear HD.
I'm broke this year
So I’m still undecided. I have DirecTV, but I also have a PS3 on it.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I told my wife
that it has to come down to being unable to feed and clothe my family before I get rid of Sunday ticket. Then again, I live in Jaguars territory
Pretty much
We were looking over our budget about a month ago. There was a moment when she asked if we HAD to get Sunday Ticket. I said, “I dunno if ‘WE’ have to, but I know that I have to, if only to prevent me from spending even more at a bar on Sundays.”
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yeah, that's my trade-off
But since we’re so anti-TV in general, I think the wife prefers I go to a bar, which is where I will likely be tonight.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I recognize the words "anti" and "TV" in the abstract
but I cannot comprehend how they go together.
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do you have to have direct tv subscription to get it on the ps3 or does it work like mlb.tv?
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
sweet. total price?
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah still too $$ IMO.
i can get 162 game baseball season for 120 and with the increasing number or PT games thats too much coin to catch any out of market games i want to see.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that a Bo$$man statement?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
no i just think sunday ticket is going to have to come down in price in the future
especially when we get season long thursday night games with sunday night games, monday night games and doubleheaders on sunday afternoons.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
$orry
I tend to think different when I $ee the $$
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
First time not going to the game
Had tickets since the days of beating the cowboys, recently moved to miami and now am facing the prospect of not watching the texans for the first time ever. Anybody know how I can find a live feed on the web?
The Gables
Just started law school at the U.
Hahaha
Yes, actually, but only if you fill out your fafsa correctly.
There will be a few free streams people will put up, check the post from yesterday they had a few already. Although they are too jumpy for me. Going to try this NFL ticket on the PS3.
85 a month?
Bump that my friend
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by TexanZ 1017 on Sep 11, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
http://www.firstrowsports.eu/sport/american-football.html
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Links work better in the body of the comment
http://www.firstrowsports.eu/sport/american-football.html
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Usuaaly about 5 minutes.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
sometimes I think Michael Irvin is back on drugs.
by Toolshed1 on Sep 11, 2011 10:11 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
He was off?
That crack pipe under the front seat, "I was just keeping it safe away from my bro!?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I'm overly excited for today gents
My hangover is gone and I’m ready for some football..
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Driving home from Austin
Missing the first quarter is gonna blow.
by splanket on Sep 11, 2011 10:21 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
If there was ever a time to race a trooper...
this is it. Im sure they’ll understand.
not in Houston anymore
but 740 am should have the game.
no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!
You can pick it up after Buccees
(610)
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Good to know
Hopefully there isn’t fire blocking the road on the way home
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Oh yeah
You may take a different route
but I have caught it just around there – not great – but I could hear it and understand it
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Just caught it
Great success, just in time.
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Just caught it
Great success, just in time.
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You sound like you just came from fucking LYSB
I’d like a refund on the last 8 minutes of my life, plz…..
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
hair of the dog
is the best way to cure a hangover
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 11, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Too bad I didn't pick up Ben Tate last night.
Looks like Foster is out.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
have they listed inactives?
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Have the deactivated him yet
la confatboy said 10:30
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by TexanZ 1017 on Sep 11, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
It's official:
La Canfora just tweeted Foster is out.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Just a thought
What will happen if the Texans blow this game and colts win? will kubiak gets crowd impaled?
"If anything, we want to go out there and step it up. Of course it will be different (without Manning), but it’s one of those things that if it happens, everybody else has to step up. It’s next man up." - Pro Bowl safety Antoine Bethea
no earl mitchell either wow
Texans inactives
13 QB T.J. Yates
23 RB Arian Foster
26 CB Brandon Harris
36 CB Roc Carmichael
61 G Thomas Austin
75 T Derek Newton
93 DE Tim Bulman
92 DT Earl Mitchell
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Sean Cody playing 4 quarters ARGGGGGGGGGGGG
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3 yards up the middle
Sounds par for the course.
We need another NT
or just get rid of Cody and pick up another scrub
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
i think it happens
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn!
That’s the only place I’ve seen that reported. I was really hoping it was a typo or something. I was hoping he would show something this game to take over Cody’s spot week 2.
Thanks for the link
and yet slaton gets the nod...
Kubiak still seems to suffer from judgment issues. Odds on Kubiak burning time outs in the first and 3rd, only to need them at the end?
If we need the timeouts at the end
the we have bigger problems
haunted by the past
Winning when we should never seemed a priority before.
The wise kubiak knows
For a third rb, you’d think the fumble prone slaton would sit out and Practice Squad Ogbanayya would get a few touches to burn clock. If slatons in the huddle and the balls going to him, you can’t tell me the rest of the offense isn’t preparing to jump on the ball when it hits the ground.
how is having a 3rd active RB
bad judgement? The blind Slaton hates continues.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
He could probably do it
But likely has never practiced at RB – instead he will play EB (everything back)
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Anyone else excited for
actual defensive stops by the Texans D! Used to bother the hell out of me when an open receiver would drop the pass and the PA in Reliant would tag a random Texans defender and give them credit for “defending on the play”.
Now it will be saying...
Colts all-encompassing fear of the Slaughter D cause loss of brain function resulting in incompletion/interception/stroke!!!
lulz
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't beleive we will have real football in only and hour!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Just don't watch pre-game stuff
It will go by faster
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey atleast we got the right draft pick after all
Rams and Eagles both have high rookie draft picks inactive today: Robert Quinn & Austin Pettis (Rams) & Danny Watkins (Eagle
coulda had amukamara
drinking our sorrows away coulda started in the preseason.
I think it's Robert Quinn
of the Rams. I haven’t seen anything about Glover.
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Glover has one "n"
In his Quin
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Pregame pep talk
Apologies if anyone posted a link to this already, but I love this fucking speech.
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Ok quick status check
How’s everyone spending opening day?
For me, it’s the standard ritual. NFL Sunday ticket at home with the family and some kick ass IPA.
I am at the house
Got a nice big HD TV
and will waste some time online..wha?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
GREAT stoned food.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I prefer
Golden oreos with whole milk. straight to my thighs.
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Little Debbie
all time great stoner food.
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 11, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
except star crunch
those suck ass
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Since I'm just getting here
I missed your first post. Welcome, MiamiTexas!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Yum!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
i mean this in the nicest way possible....
WTF is that?
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
cool.
you are going to skim that right?
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
but i disagree with the beans in the chili
looks good though
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
we had the beans in chili discussion a while back
and i was surprised at the number of beans vs no beans. also surprised at the small number or chili over rice fans.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Go to Ohio and you can have "Chilli" with fucking noodles in it
Those people should be shot
I Want to Believe
That makes it Spaghetti by default
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Wrong
On so many levels.
Do they even know what spices are up there?
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm a Chili Head
I use CA John’s Black Mamba in my chili. over 4 million Scoville Units of Chocolate Habaneros, vinegar, and pure capsaicin.
I’ll be at the Houston Hot Sauce Festival next weekend looking for more blistering goodness.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Sheesh!!! Smokin' Hot!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
i respect this.
I just cant get on board for my own chili. chipotle, ancho powder, arbols. i dont like to blow out my palate for chili. especially when i usually plan on leftovers.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Well
Black Mamba comes as a 2oz lifetime supply. To use it, in anything, you dip a toothpick in the bottle and then swirl that around in the food. I do that with my bowl. But even in the pot that raises the heat noticeably.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
so im curious
if you used a healthy amount of japs, serranos and a habanero or two, what would be the difference? apart from the psychological aspect.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Nowhere close
Scoville Units – the amount of sugar water necessary to offset the heat. So a pepper with 1 scoville unit needs 1 unit of sugar water to offset the heat.
Jalapenos peak at around 8000 units.
Serranos at around 23,000
Habaneros at a little over half a million.
You would need a ton of peppers to get to that amount of heat.
Black Mamba is comparable to police grade pepper spray. You absolutely make sure you wash your hands after handling anything like that. No restroom breaks or rubbing your eye without so doing.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
True fact
In Germany I once ate a peanut dipped in hot sauce that measured at 5 million Scovilles (at least that’s what the sign said).
It was an otherworldly experience.
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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Like Homer eating the Insanity Pepper?
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Realized Ultimate Reality
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and I also ate a 2 million scoville peanut as well.
Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 11, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
im familiar with scoville scale and the pepper head phenomenon.
but if you used one drop per bowl vs. x number of habs per pot. the amount of actual Capsaicin would be similar no?
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
That amount of pepper
probably has more affect on the flavor.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
agreed
part of my interest.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
At that point
You may as well just buy a jar of pepper mash and eat that.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
thats not chili. Chili is the state dish of Texas and we dont serve it on noodles.
thats yankee spaghetti.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
frito pie is acceptable
and delicious.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I use the scoops
like little chili boats filled with goodness
But it HAS to have Cheddar Cheese
Or it is just fritos w/chili
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
beans or no beans
It is the peppers that make the chili for me. But please, spare me noodles, rice, or cinnamon, or any other crap like that
whats wrong with rice?
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
It ain't Texan
//spits on ground//
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
my dads family is as texan as you can get and we have always had chili with rice as an option to straight chili
but my mom is korean so we also always had rice around.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah, just isnt right
If you gotta reduce the spice, it has to be plain white bread or saltine crackers.
It's Chili isn't it?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait a minute...
Do I see tomatoes in that??? For shame.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
no rotel in your chili?
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Hail no
Not in real chili. The coloring comes from peppers, not from tomatoes, if it’s real.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Hell yeah!
HAHAHAHA!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont use it for color. i use it for flavor.
chili to me should have a deep, deep flavor but i find tomato helps to balance it out with some acidity and sweetness.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I will add tomato paste
But I use a shit-ton of peppers I re-hydrate. Nothing fresh. No serranos or jalapenos on anything like that. I go with anchos and chipotles and the dried ones. That’s chili. To me. That said: I also like beans in my chili. //ducks//
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
NO tomatoes
but tomato paste
I think you are splitting hairs (if you had ’em)
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I don’t ALWAYS add the paste, though, and it’s usually no more than a tablespoon if I do. It just depends on where the chili “stands,” so to speak.
But I also make my chili very differently. I don’t use ground or chili meat. I use flank or skirt steaks.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
flank steak in chili is as un-'real' as tomatoe i would say
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
The mango flavored Naked drink
Is THE BEST while high.
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At home
Texans on the 50", rotating slate of games on the smaller TV, a shitton of Guinness
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fuck you and the 4 inches of screen you have on me
personally this will be the first live Texans game that isn’t ABC’s 240p stream on my new TV
Not to gloat but
I just got a new 58" plasma, ready to break it in right with Game 1
63" 3d plasma
Samsung, it’s a bad mamma jamba
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
How good is the 3d?
More importantly, are football games broadcast in 3d?
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awesome
i have had it for a year. cam w/monsters vs aliens, but recently bought green hornet, and latest tron. Really good 3D effects. Picture for TV HD and sports is crystal clear.
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
Not until we get a FOX3D or CBS3D
Unfortunately BSPN is the only one broadcasting sports in 3D right now, but those do look awesome
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No beer, no weed, had a banana
Sitting in a fortress of law books, the only prospects of happiness for the day depends on the Texans. Feeling good about it.
gonna throw a ribeye on the grill and nurse some Old No 7
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Nothing big
We’re now under an outdoor cooking ban. No more grilling until we get some rain. And since it’s so damn hot, I don’t want to turn the oven on. Wings ritual is kaput for now.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
610 kilt on the web - messed up
Has anyone tried to tune into Sports Radio 610 on the web? Some stupid national show is on instead of countdown to kickoff. Like to listen to it on the computer bcuz the patio tv gives radio static.
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
anybody know why brandon harris is inactive?
sorry if somebody already answered
Probably because he's a rookie way down on the depth chart.
He’s like the sixth CB right. Don’t worry his time will come.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
So happy it's almost game time...
…boogity, boogity, boogity, Amen!
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I didn't even put any on ice
/swag
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Breaking news
Sprint Football live is reporting that Manning is inactive today.
In other news, Franco is still dead.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:12 AM CDT reply actions
you might be too intelligent to post here.
no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!
lol to the Franco dead reference.
no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!
espn seems to think kerry collins is no different than peyton manning
Clearly, they’re the experts in sports.
He is about the same
As the Manning who is inactive
duh duh dum, tssss!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A little surprised Mitchell is inactive.
Either his knee is worse than was let on or somebody else will get reps at NT.
Makes sense really. We might be in nickel and dime a large portion of this game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Michael lombardi thinks the titans are winning the division
Shows you what an idiot he really is
lets temper our expectations a bit
The Texans are by no means a shoe in. On paper it looks good, but it did last year too. I’d rather see that defense in action for at least a game first.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
ahh, a real Texan's fan.
no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!
Still, there are three better choices for division winner than the Titans.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Only 3?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Being that there are four teams in the division and the Titans are one of them.
I think that leaves three other teams that could win the division.
I could be wrong. Math was never my strong point.
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Still boggles the mind
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been waiting for today since friggin' February!
Football NAO!!!
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Me too
Im already drunk and the game hasnt even started
^This
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
It isn't green?
What?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
im really surprised that Brandon Harris is inactive.
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Can only suit up 46
Someone has to sit
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Somebody told me its cuz he is the 6th CB
I remember our vance joseph saying he would be our nickel corner during preseason
guess not
Not this game anyways
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah im just not a fan of mccain.
maybe wade can use his speed. Ive never seen him blitz and he cant tackle. we’ll see i guess.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Give him some time to get acclimated to the role.
CBs generally take quite a while before they come into their own as players. Very few have any reasonable amount of success as rookies.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
mccourty says hell
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
*hello
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Hence "very few".
I’m well aware of the exceptions.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
there are a lot of CB who play well early
hence i diasagree
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
The only 1st round coner that played well last season.
But lets not call him good just yet. Darius Butler also had a great rookie year for the Patriots and he regressed big time last season.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
So how bout a live feed?
Wanna watch the local pregame. Apparently cbs would rather have me watch st louis and the eagles.
Live feeds don't always have pregame
Here is a live feed (not showing yet)
http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/83340/1/watch-houston-texans-vs-indianapolis-colts.html
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
gracias
I can do without pregame, just want a nice feed so i don’t miss the action. Stupid DirectTV NFL monopoly.
YW
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Just wanted to be the first to comment on BRB from the press box
I assume that record is safe and mine.
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by riversmccown on Sep 11, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
lulz
Unless pancakes has a sock puppet
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh and
You lucky dawg!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks.
Still hasn’t hit me yet.
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by riversmccown on Sep 11, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Enjoy it
Lucky probably isn’t right, as you deserve it for your good work
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
hahaha!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
That would only be
the greatest thing that ever happened ever.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
cassey rules today.
go Thor. They will be lost. OD will have a career day. Schaub will start a bit shakey but throw for 400. The D will come alive. 6 sacks 3 int’s.
no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!
Inactives
Colts
Anthony Gonzalez
Blair White
Peyton Manning
Kevin Thomas
Darren Evans
Jamey Richard
Jerry Hughes
Texans
Arian Foster
T.J. Yates
Brandon Harris
Roc Carmichael
Thomas Austin
Derek Newton
Tim Bulman
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Bezerker plays instead?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Any news on Earl Mitchell
Houston Texans website says he is inactive. Just a typo?
He's been hurt.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
...troof...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Not a typo
But no other info
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
We're planning for at least 6.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
and I’d be shocked if we only did one for the 3:15 games.
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tate
when in doubt, go with your hometown guys. simplify your sundays.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I started Tate
I believe he’ll have a great game.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
Football...Football...Football..
I feel all giddy
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:45 AM CDT reply actions
Depends on when you jumped in
:)
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Friggin CBS
Manning Manning Manning.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 11:53 AM CDT reply actions
Can't blame 'em on that
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Dan Dierdorf????
Bless you, mute.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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I don't even care
I just miss the game so much.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
My mom used to mute the games when she watched the Oilers
And put the local radio station on insteed. Oh memoires
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 11, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Ron Franklin. Heck yeah.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
New girlfriend?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
idk if this is a reference or a question.
I woke up like 15 minutes ago… I’m still a little slow haha
HAHAAH!!!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Texans win toss, will receive.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
not yet
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
#PressBoxBenefits
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by riversmccown on Sep 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is it?
My TV has “smart volume” or whatever, but when I hook up the sound system it bypasses it? Who was the idiot engineer that thought that one up?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:56 AM CDT reply actions
It's odd watching a Texans home game from my living room
But the air conditioning, reasonably priced beer and my precious (my Samsung LED) are helping me to get over it pretty quick.
Let’s get it done, fellas.
31-13, Texans.
Welcome to the "Home watchers"
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
reasonably priced beer raises enjoyability of anything significantly.
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
alright peeps
i like to stay focused on the game so i tend to stay quiet until commercials or HT.
fuck em up boys.
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Son is in the living room yelling at the TV already
I couldn’t be more proud.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 11, 2011 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
+1
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
My daughter just randomly yelled "GO TEXANS!"
to which my son replied “OH, YEAH!”
WHAT TIME IS IT?
GAME TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!
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"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Let us pray to Durga
TO KICK THEIR ASSES!!!
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 12:00 PM CDT reply actions
are we the only stadium that has a field length american flag?
bc that would be fucking awesome
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agreed
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by Stash Musial on Sep 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes it is!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the USA-shaped giant flag
that they bust out sometimes.
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Texas sized, baby...
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USA USA USA USA USA USA
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm man enough to admit that I had some tears well up just now
Never Forget!!
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Sep 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
My five year old daughter sang along with the anthem.
She doesn’t understand what’s going on, but still made me proud to hear it.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Give her a hug for me
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
sbnation with problems already?
500 error on some sites
"If anything, we want to go out there and step it up. Of course it will be different (without Manning), but it’s one of those things that if it happens, everybody else has to step up. It’s next man up." - Pro Bowl safety Antoine Bethea
it's ok now
guess high traffic day
"If anything, we want to go out there and step it up. Of course it will be different (without Manning), but it’s one of those things that if it happens, everybody else has to step up. It’s next man up." - Pro Bowl safety Antoine Bethea
by thebossuzzi on Sep 11, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Shitty timing terrorist fucks
Whats more american than the start of football season. No chance this country will ever forget.
Here we go!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:05 PM CDT reply actions
Collins
Man he looks older than me and I’m 45, hope he’s as slow.
A KICK RETURN!>!?!?>!?
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Alright!
40 yd line!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
Great blocking on that return
GREAT blocking.
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Nice 1st play!
Roll left! oh yeah!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
That sounds about right
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
That was just bad fucking luck
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Otherwise known as Texans' luck
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The rollercoaster that is Texans fandom.
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^this
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
How's that "no cheering in the press box"
treating you? I always assumed I’d fuck it up.
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It's strangely disinfected in here
I think it helps that they have someone read the play results in a monotone form.
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by riversmccown on Sep 11, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Do it! Do it! Do it!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Church Lady...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Except for the syrup...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Dayum!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
Welp.
Hopefully that was teh Schaub’s one hiccup of the day.
VINCE YOUNG
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FIRE HIM!!!!
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- MDC
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-tehGrindCrusher
HE SUCKS!!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
RABBLE RABLLE!!!
ONE FOR MARIO!!! YESSSS!!!!
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
And Dre got his hands on it
Could have been caught
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
They ran that stretch well
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:09 PM CDT reply actions
1st of many
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 11, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
TRADE MARIO
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First pass play
First Mario sack
see signature
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions
He's obviously struggling at that OLB stuff
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- MDC
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-tehGrindCrusher
WAIT, I THOUGHT MARIO WILLIAMS WAS TERRIBLE AND A BUST?
fuck you Texans fans. Season back on after it ended followig the pick
by Tariq Khan on Sep 11, 2011 12:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
BARWIN
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JJ Watt
chocolate pudding!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions
Ok, I'm actually excited to see the defense on the field
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What is this that is happening when we don't have the ball?
They didn’t score?
Can we DO THAT?
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Sum fuckin' DDDD
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Dear the Spot,
The game is frozen, and you are doing fuck-all to fix it. Either fix the glitch or I’m burning the fucking bar down!
Yours,
UT
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Damn it Schaub Andre get it together. This team needs you to play well.
Good stop on defense.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Defense works!
This is a nice new experience!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:11 PM CDT reply actions
No Foster
Ward hasn’t touched the ball
Andre didn’t catch a pass and then was intercepted
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So far so good on D, huh?
Me likey.
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
Anyone got a better stream that frontrow?
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 11, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions
So what have I missed so far?
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Schaub Pick, Mario Sack, JJ Watt screen stuff
by Catallac392 on Sep 11, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Andre missed pass
Was intercepted
Mario sacked Collins and D held
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course that would happen when I'm not watching.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 11, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
pick by Schaub but Colts coulnt do shit
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 11, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
/fixed
pick by Andre
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I gotta go
The comments are coming faster than my video feed. Y’all giving the game away.
Unless you're fighting the stay puffed marshmallow man.
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Mario!!!!
Guess he will be OK on outside lol
by TexansForLife on Sep 11, 2011 12:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Dreesen!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions
Ward!
Nice run!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
Bend over and take it, Bitchez...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Glacier!
Looking good!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
Crap, I started Tate over Ward...
DOH!
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Nice recovery for Tate
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions
Be honest, you came.
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by Jon Banks on Sep 11, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Woot ! Red Zone baby!
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:17 PM CDT reply actions
crrrrrrappp... I just recognized DeerDork's voice...
dammit
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- MDC
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As a Michigan man
I can’t actively hate him, so I will just say that I’d prefer a different color commentator.
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It's okay, I have enough hate for him for both of us
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
THoR
Sucking defenders out
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
Bad problem to have
I am playing against AJ in FF today.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
Me too
but i dont care as long as he’s playing
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Sooooooooooooooo nice to be watching the Texans.
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It was
If Ward had read it right would have been bigger gain
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Colts defense really stacking the box this series.
Kinda surprising to see so few guys on Andre.
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In spite of the hiccup...
…not what you’d call a slow start for the Texans…
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- MDC
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-tehGrindCrusher
WTF was that?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions
Shaub has too much air under...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Two texans drop it?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions
Three more years of Jacoby.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
That one wasn't his fault at least
Walter missed it first
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
thats not fair
the ball was deflected to him
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Please stop
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
dunno
I think the pass was planned for him but walter tipped it. Either way 3 instead of 7.
Those are precisely the kind of chickenshit FGs
that make me hate NFL coaches.
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I disagree with FGs under 30 yards the vast majority fo the time.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
true
But Walter got his hands on it
Which mean it was very catchable
Are those guys wearing those special 9/11 gloves?
If so – change back!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn our collective 2nd receiver!!
sadface
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
by TexansTDs on Sep 11, 2011 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
3-0 is fine by me
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Great Tackle on the KO
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:24 PM CDT reply actions
NICE
Think Special Teams has gotten an earful?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
New Roster shows him as 52
http://blog.houstontexans.com/2011/09/11/texans-colts-inactives-lineup-changes-2/
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Houston Butterfingers
wtf? hope it’s just nerves and not a trend.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 11, 2011 12:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
dont worry it's just nerves
were going to destroy them
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 11, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This trip into the red zone
Shows us exactly where Foster is missed the most. He was a demon in the red zone last year.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
I hate when they go to commercial
right after they do a kickoff
Agreed.
Never hated commercials more in my life. FUUUMMMMBLLLEEE!!!
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate when they go to commercial ever
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
so is Collins
What's your spaghetti policy?
by DannyGraves on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
HEH HEH HEH HEH
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
TO bitch
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I know right?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Disuticon rulez!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
How about "Nozzie" for short?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Cody was in the backfield
And made the recovery
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:27 PM CDT reply actions
THoR!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:27 PM CDT reply actions
Having Kerry Collins attempt a quick throw is not a good idea if he's going to pump fake.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Ain't it beautiful?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Mr. Gravity is our friend
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Nope... /mancrush
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
/waiting for the DIABEETUS pic
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
hyuk... that would be the one...
brrrrrr…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Or ... wait ...
does BFD count? Cuz I loves me some BFD.
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lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
1st and Goal!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:27 PM CDT reply actions
3 pass plays by Colts
2 sacks and 1 fumble
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
No,
They got a screen to Addai I think. It just didn’t help.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
true
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Mario is definitely struggling at OLB
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Only one sack in the first half. Pussy.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 11, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
pfffttttt... I know right?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
This team will never figure out Kerry Collins
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
He's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a FUMBUUUUUUUHL...!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
If you think I won't rub that in Lombardi's fat face all year
well, then, you don’t know me very well.
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AHHHHHHHHhh
I can’t watch anything. My stupid NFL Ticket Stream is stuck before they kick the first FG!
so far
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I can hear Gary, "We still have some things to work on..."'
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I know it's early and no 5head....
But I’m downright giddy for now. And looking forward to more D. When have I ever said that before?
Maybe in season 1?
When the defense beat the Steelers. Cause the Offense sure didn’t show up.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
2 sacks and a fumble recovery all i the 1st quarter , thats half a season last year
by atexanfan on Sep 11, 2011 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
MOAR sax!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:32 PM CDT reply actions
Pick Six, PLZ>>>>
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
how many yards have we gave up so far? anybody know?
our D is looking strong out the gates
The Colts have 5 total net yards according to Yahoo's box score.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
That's nasty...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
was that Hartmann with the boot to back of end zone?
OT: what is the song from the Fiat commercial? I’m thinking Elvis song maybe “Jailhouse Rock” but can’t quite pinpoint it.
What is awesome
Is the fact that the Offense has been really good
But I am excited about watching the defense!!!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:33 PM CDT reply actions
2 years late buddy
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
by Carter Liles on Sep 11, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
next Qb victim please!!!
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
WOW.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
Kerry Collins for MVP!!!!
KillaWatt!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A FUCK
HE’LL TAKE YOUR GODDAMNED BALL
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im loving this. can we pitch a shut out please and shut up all naysayers/
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Painter, Painter, Painter...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
JJ Watt
Chocolate pudding and
DROY!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:35 PM CDT reply actions
I just saw Manning
suiting up with a neck brace on.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
Yes he did
And looked like a pro
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I said that Collins wouldn't finish this game in one piece
but I didn’t think he would get hurt on a snap….
I started Houston's D over Pittsburgh's.
/faithfully deluded
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Please share some love with Tate...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
thank yooooooo...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
"I'd like an interception please... for Mario"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
"...or a fumble recovery"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
"...or a decapitation"
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
What did jj watt do?
it looked like collins just didnt handle the snap
Glacier!
Running well
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:36 PM CDT reply actions
Awesome run
And awesome block by Casey
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:37 PM CDT reply actions
Fuckin' D is amazing. It's like they are practicing different types of turnovers and big plays. Amazing...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Apparently DirecTV is having problems nationally with their satellites.
You would think they would be prepared for shit like this.
FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS DIRECTV!!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
i wish peyton could see this
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 11, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Kerns just creamed himself........
and so did I!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 11, 2011 12:37 PM CDT reply actions
Me too!!!
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 11, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Who am i watching right now?
is this the houston texans? lol
Thanking Druga
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
This is what I expect.
Blowout. We should have 24-30 points by half.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
should
however this about the time we go into a prevent and shut it down on offense. Kubiak doesn’t want to embarrass anyone.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 11, 2011 12:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
likely
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG KERRYCOLLINS is 2 for 2 PASSING!!!!!
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
To tell the truth Manning woulnt have done any better
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 11, 2011 12:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
As of this moment
On one of my NFL.com fantasy teams, the Houston defense has 27 fantasy points.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
Did that say -8 passing yards for the Dolts?
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 11, 2011 12:39 PM CDT reply actions
no just 8
Do you really think a QB looks up from the line and says "Oh, I don't have to worry about that 6'7 280 pound man over there. He has no sacks and is a terrible line backer!"
by Carter Liles on Sep 11, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
We don’t need Curtis Painter coming out looking like Frank Reich…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Nice to take the high road
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
interception pleeeeaaaase
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
Mitchell sighting!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:40 PM CDT reply actions
Dear Cushing
Don’t run into lead blocks on purpose. KTHXBAI!
The Two-Day Hangover @ SBN Houston | Twitter
Only 4 missed tackles?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:41 PM CDT reply actions
I saw a 92
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 11, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Shooting themselvesin the foot?
What about those guys in the back passing out 32 revolvers and cartridges….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
link please
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 11, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/9/11/2418463/open-game-day-thread-colts-v-texans-second-quarter#comments
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/9/11/2418463/open-game-day-thread-colts-v-texans-second-quarter#comments
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/9/11/2418463/open-game-day-thread-colts-v-texans-second-quarter#comments
"Lord, beer me strength."
A couple missed plays by the Texans offense but solid first quarter.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Fuck direct tv
Don’t switch over to free Sunday ticket preview….locks up my receiver and gave to do hard reset. Takes 10 mins. This is second time it’s happened. Shit.
i am going to cry
i check nfl network and i read 24 texans and 0 colts im sooo happy i love you alll lets go to the superbowl
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
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