Um, I don't really know what to say right now. I don't think I've ever seen this team dominate that much in all three phases of the game. No, scratch that. I know I've never seen it. Offense? Check. Defense? Check. Special Teams? Check.
To be perfectly honest, part of me doesn't want to open another game thread to prevent anyone from saying anything to jinx this, but then the rest of me remembered that I don't believe in jinxes. So, Battle Red Nation, I invite you to pop another cold one, sit back with a weird smirk on your face, and enjoy the second half.