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Unsung Hero: You Didn't Hear Duane Brown's Name Called At All, Did You?

Once upon a time, many a Houston Texans fan speculated that left tackle Duane Brown was (a) a massive bust and (b) the worst left tackle in the NFL. Given his performance on Sunday, it’s safe to say Brown, a first round pick in 2008, has come a long way. In fact, he's come such a long way that you have to jump to get there.

Star-divide

While a lot of Texans, namely all 53 of them plus the coaching staff, deserve credit for a brilliant performance against the Indianapolis Colts, the quietly great game by Brown has gone truly unsung – even if fans knew it would be an important match-up.

It’s more than fair to say that All-Pro defensive end Dwight Freeney owns Brown. In five previous match-ups, Freeney has 7.5 sacks off of the Virginia Tech alumnus. Many Houston fans have lost count of the number of times they have seen Freeney spin and run around Brown which has led to pressured throws, blown up run plays, and a ton of head shaking. On Sunday, for the first time in his career, Duane Brown made Freeney a non-factor with zero tackles, zero sacks, and no real impact on the game.

Brown was helped by the use of rollout passes and only 25 dropbacks by quarterback Matt Schaub, but keeping Freeney out of Schaub’s face for the entire game is worth a huge atta boy. Not allowing Freeney to make a tackle in the run game was just a very well-earned cherry on top of a sweet sundae.

A game does not a career make, but, considering his past struggles with The Human Tornado, Duane should be feeling mighty proud of his performance yesterday. Kudos to Duane Brown, week one’s unsung hero. 

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I saw the announcers keyed on one good block in replay

Freeney got his steam going, twirled, and kept it going. Brown just pushed him hard so he steered wide. It was a good reaction to a player who knows balance, moves, speed and has great instincts.

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

his name was definitely called by the announcers a couple of times, but both were of the positive variety. One was to show how he countered Freeney’s spin and pushed him out of play.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 12, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

beast mode.

he was on it all game. the whole line actually, as a team we didn’t have many penalties and i don’t recall hardly any false starts or holding penalties.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 12, 2011 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Winston had hold, I believe

Or was it a false start? Can’t remember now.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

mathis is a pretty good player too

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Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great idea!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Noted.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 12, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree - good idea

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec for good idea

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by Antho10000 on Sep 12, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feel free to throw some ideas bfd's way, too.....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deodorant

is a good start. We’ll gauge further action based on his ability to adhere to this suggestion.

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Sep 12, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope! :-P

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

then if that's the case..

i’d advise finding a like-minded (BFD) woman who loves football. No foreseeable problems can arise. You will ride a (large) horse into the sunset together and live happily ever after.

My ideas are free, but my time is not. Please make the check out to “CASH” and leave it with my secretary.

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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Too late!

We hit our 16th year anniversary in August. :-)

Poor, poor Mrs. bfd.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

reading that last line

I imagine you saying that with a knowing smirk on your face, and it makes me chuckle.

BFD has anyone told you that you’re a good sport? because you are. self depreciating humor isn’t for everyone, but you work it wonderfully.

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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gracias

You can’t be married 16 years without doing something right. Confidence matters.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 14, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

That humor

along with just being a terrific guy, is what makes bfd one of the finest people I’ve ever met.

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by MDC on Sep 14, 2011 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like this idea.

I like it A-LOT.

rec’d

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by chilam balam on Sep 12, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the best part about this article

It didn’t take 20 mins to read. Short and sweet!

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by Hydroshock on Sep 12, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

it could use a little more meat to it.

doesn’t have to be a 1800 word essay tho.

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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 12, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

1800 words?

I consider that an intro.

by MDC on Sep 12, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is funny... in a sad kinda' way

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by DilloTex on Sep 14, 2011 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

The whole O line- over all was really good

They really put it on the Colts D line

And Kudos to Brown – he deserves them

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, that's great.

We used to have some serious OL problems. Duane Brown and Chris Myers used to be very hated around here, but they’ve really gotten good.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 12, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

they were coached up

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

just dropping in to say

i listened to the game call on cbs tv, and they showed and discussed the brown play rip previously mentioned. they also talked up duane brown a couple more times and the o-line in generally continuously throughout the first 3 quarters.

by mikrobass3 on Sep 12, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

The title is more a reference to the old saying that

If you don’t hear a lineman’s name being called then he’s doing something right.

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by TexansDC on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

They did

I remember them talking them up, how the O-line blew the Colts back 4 yards on a particular run play.

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looked like he was being rotated in and out with Allen all game

But i could be way off on that one

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by Antho10000 on Sep 12, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

*gasp*

Someone in the press box paid attention to the game and made observations!?

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by TexansDC on Sep 12, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

First press box observation in franchise history?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 12, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aye.

Played about 35 snaps. Interestingly, about the same amount that Brice McCain played. I suppose if none of those guys have really earned playing time, it’s best to keep them fresh.

Not much Troy Nolan, though. I remember there was talk of moving Quin to nickel CB and bringing in Nolan in certain situations. But if Quin continues to look that good at safety (and am I the only one who thought he looked great?), we’re better off with another CB out there.

by Nashmeister on Sep 12, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

yall heard irsays new tweets?

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do tell

Please say that Fallout Boy lyrics are involved

by Karsh on Sep 12, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pink Floyd

Welcome,my son…welcome..2 The Machine……Where have u been??…That’s alright..WE KNOW WHERE YOU’VE BEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would like to hear UT's take on those lyrics

The lyrics are definitely the mode of control. I doubt communistic control or a technological control since it was 1975. It’s like the record company is holding their lives against them, they know everything about them, they can pick at their personal lives, they have no where to go because no one could turn down the opportunity they were given. Rodger was exclaiming metaphorically how the record company has invaded every inch of their lives and exaggerated it “it’s alright we told you what to dream” coupled with all the acid in his tea, he probably felt trapped and mind fucked. So, I agree it makes sense to be about EMI records.

So, who is Irsay talking about?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which one what?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

A line

from Have a Cigar, also from Wish You Were Here:

The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 12, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to refer to this as well.

Because that song is, in addition to being awesome, a fantastic skewering of the music industry.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

said for colts fans to b patient and loyal. there will b sum big changes in the next 18 months.

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Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

he also said
we’re not in the LuckBowl

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pollian disagrees

rotoworld reporting Pollian was scouting Luck against Duke.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe/hopefully they'll fight

Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang

by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Polian's gotta scout everyone

but he could’ve been there to see Stanford’s projected 1st round offensive tackle Jonathan Martin.

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by TexansDC on Sep 12, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Polian’s son, Brian, is on the Stanford staff. That could have something to do with Bill’s going to the game.

by MDC on Sep 12, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

Why would you possibly want to fuck up a perfectly good conspiracy theory with applicable facts?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 12, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You both suck

Plus, I didn’t see the original source was Peter King, dammit.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should put myself in time-out

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think today is the last day I will ever read MMQB

It’s painfully obvious he is no insider…..and has no football mind for analysis. If I were a Colts fan, I could have a fisking field day with his page about “Luck scouting.”

Sample sentence?

And check your history. Joe Montana was traded at 36. If traded after the season, Manning would be 36. I am not suggesting Manning will be traded.

/smh

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by TexansDC on Sep 12, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

read ksk.

funnier and they express what you feel when you read lardass’s column

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 12, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I read it

Hilarious.

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by TexansDC on Sep 12, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

True!

Wait, was this question rhetorical or redundant?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

fact driven

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

ether?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah Kareem Allen and Brice all played a decent amount of snaps.

Looked like Allen and Kareem were in a rotation but I think Kareem got most of the play time.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Re: am I the only one who thought he looked great?

Except when he gave up the TD to Wayne. Granted, it was a pretty badass catch.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 12, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was Allen back there.

I think Kareem was out that play.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Allen and Quin

Both were sort-of there

But it was mostly an awesome catch

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aye.

Perfect throw to an elite receiver; toe-tapper at the back of the end-zone. Not much you can do as a CB, there.

by Nashmeister on Sep 12, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I saw 29 on the replay

I’m gonna watch the game again tonight so I’ll double check

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by Hydroshock on Sep 13, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

First timer?

Even if this is induced, the kid will take its own sweet time. If you had nothing else to do you’d likely just be pacing.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 12, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup First Kid!

Texans Jersey is waiting for him for sunday. Yeah apparently we have a while.

by Texan5513 on Sep 12, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

Kids are fun. I like mine. Baby throwing is a wonderful sport.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dislocated one of my son's elbow playing around with him

Doctors just laughed – I was sick

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well congratulations!

Both of ours were induced, and both of them took a good 6 hours, which isn’t bad when you consider that some people go 1-2 days in labor.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 12, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife was induced at 11am on Feb. 25

She had the baby at 12:14am on Feb. 26

Either way, congrats!

by MDC on Sep 12, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Everybody!

Heres to hoping my Doctor can catch better than Jacoby Jones! ;) just kidding just kidding…. but seriously.

by Texan5513 on Sep 12, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good luck and may the Lord Bless your child.

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by chuckiepoo on Sep 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should catch the baby.

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But I’ve never seen anything as awesome as my children being born.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa....

you’ve seen the pyramids of eeeejup?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

^^ tGC speaks the truth

I semi-caught our daughter (there was a cord issue, so I couldn’t do it solo), and my son cut the cord shortly thereafter. Incredible.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

Just had mine on 8/19

: )

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by Hydroshock on Sep 13, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hope all goes well for your wife and child.

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by Xiane on Sep 12, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really liked the Texans play to nullifiy that Indy DE duo.

The play action rollouts were money the entire game and kept the Colts aggressive defense off balance.

The entire defense was flowing on the PA trying to stop the run and kept getting suckered.

Kudos to Brown and the coaches keeping the DE’s off balance. Looks like the lessons learned from the Indy game last year payed off.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Offtopic Madden questions

1. Why the hell are the ratings for our O-Line still so damn low?

2. Where are the Bootleg plays in Texans playbook? Which formation?

by jkcheng122 on Sep 12, 2011 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

even to start the season with those ratings is a travesty.

Studdard at 77, Brisiel and Caldwell at lower ratings. I think Brown is below 80 also.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 12, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some credit for the line being effective would be nice.

Somehow the leagues most successful balanced attack operated with those guys

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by Xiane on Sep 12, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Brisiel is offended by this comment.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea but when you got 2 large men breathing down your neck for your job, I don't consider that locked.

if he avoided injury a bit more, it may be safer due to less chances for the backups… idk. you’re probably right, but I love all our linemen…. Brisiel is the most expendable in my humble opinion. if we lost any of the other 4, i’d likely be upset.

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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think any of them is a star as an individual

It’s because they work so well as a team that they are successful.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was any one else pissed of yesterday at dan diedorf

Dude was getting all excited about a meaningless reggie wayne touchdown

by TheDream34 on Sep 12, 2011 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

gotta give a bit of credit

that was a pretty darn good catch and keeping both feet inbounds. They gave good praise for Andre adjusting to Schaub’s tipped pass as well.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 12, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still laugh at the camera man getting faked so hard.

That happened last year to in the Raiders game to. Camera flying all over the place and you have no idea what the hell is going on.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

or where the ball was.

Yeah that play was insane, I’m looking at the RB thinking awww he wont make it, then this brown spec flies by and the announcers go "Touchdown Andre Johnson!
"

by jkcheng122 on Sep 12, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did, yeah

But he repeatedly called the game a blow-out (or similar synonyms) and had a lot of nice things to say about us.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck for play by play

Tim McCarver and Steve Tasker for color.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Steve Tasker

I don’t know if it can get any worse.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pair him with Joe Buck

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by The Night Owl on Sep 13, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

what is the difference in a play by play and color announcer?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 13, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Play by play calls the plays

Color adds analysis.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 13, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

He does have a way of growing on you

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

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by Hydroshock on Sep 12, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

This call never gets old.

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by Synchysi on Sep 12, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember how self-entitled those Chiefs fans were last year?

They were so unbelievably high on their team, despite the fact that it sucked. And they could not handle losing to us.

It was awesome.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

No it doesn't....

love the end, “great teams, great players do stuff that you can’t coach. That’s it.” Now, if we could only live up to that hype.

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by txknight on Sep 13, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

He tends to overreact to nice catches.

A couple years ago Andre made a routine tip toe catch for 20 yards against the Colts and the guy acted like he made the greatest play in NFL history.

But Wayne’s catch was great no doubt.

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by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember one time Chris Colinsworth was in the middle of saying

“awww that is overthrown” and cut himself off with a “WHOA!” when Andre actually jumped up and reached it with one hand though he wasn’t able to bring it in.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 12, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colinsworthless is a pain to listen to.

He tries to say something funny and it just come off as stupid. Like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHmiO3LIcPI

Than his expert analysis like “If its a small hole he finds a way to get through it. If its a big hole its an explosion.”

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is anybody good?

I must have missed it, but I can’t remember anyone on BRB saying anything good about any current TV guy. I personally really like Collinsworth – he points out lots of stuff I missed, he highlights good o-line play and blames receivers often when most of us would have guessed it was the QBs fault.

But then I like Aikman and Chucky too. And nobody was worse than Tony Cornholer on MNF a couple years ago.

by smokehaus on Sep 12, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh... Dennis Miller was worse... SOOO much worse...

As far as having a nice word to say about announcers…
I don’t vomit listening to:
Aikman
Gus Johnson
Al Michaels (I know… still…)
…struggling to take the rainbows and unicorns much further that that… They’re all pretty smug pricks for the most part. That’s my biggest gripe about Colinsworth… He just acts like he’s in on the joke and you aren’t for EVERY MINUTE HE’S ON AIR. I cut him some slack because he abused that little bridge-troll Costas when they were on HBO… Not Meredith on Cosell abuse, but enough that you could tell he didn’t care for the little elf.

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing beats the pain of The Cornholer

In general, I try to like whomever on talking. Makes the experience nicer. I like guys that sound like they are excited and like what they are doing (why I like Chucky so much) and anybody that really knows the game. If he played in the Pro Bowl or coached, he knows more than me.

It does irritate me when they get names wrong. There is a local guys who can’t seem to pronounce the “s” in Owen Daniels. That makes me want to throw my shoe.

by smokehaus on Sep 12, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the commentary to be balanced

Tell me about the best players and most important news of BOTH teams, and keep it even. I hate it when the conversation is lopsided toward one team or player. Take Brett Favre for example. I used to love Favre back in the day, but then it got to where every season the media hype was just plain ridiculous. And the announcers, like Chucky, would slob all over his junk the whole time and distract from the game. It got to where they made me hate anything related to Favre because I was so sick of hearing about how super awesome he was.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 12, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Favrekakke

did get to be so copious and viscous that it detracted from the game.

I guess I’m just immune to ego and such. If the guys are having fun and know a lot about pro football, I’m havng fun.

by smokehaus on Sep 12, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Costas's ego is ridiculous

He’s in that certain group of sports announcers that think they’re more important than the game. I’d put Gumble in that group too.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 12, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed ...

That was what was so irritating about Cosell, and apparently this generation of broadcasters learned the wrong lessons from him.

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Costas couldn't carry Cosell's toupee

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Meredith pwnd Cossell

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh... so pwnd...

It was wonderful to see…
I miss that interaction.
It was so well handled. For a contrast, think of the Dierdorf / Boomer dust-up… That just got ’em both fired. A creatively handled bit of tension can add spice.

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will never forget that Cossell

Was talking about what happened in a game and was wrong. Meredith just said, “Well, I played in that game and that didn’t happen.”

Awesomeness

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favorite quote:

“Howard, you have a firm grasp of the obvious.”

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Also those guys were often quite clearly drinking during breaks and so forth.

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by Xiane on Sep 12, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was great the way they used to booze it up back then

Nowadays you get Joe Namathed if you have a few too many before going on camera. Personally I thought that was hilarious. He just told Suzy he wanted to kiss her, not that he wanted to corn hole her.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 13, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

...or nose

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remeber that I used to laugh soo hard you could tell he would pop him with a towel than stuff him in a locker and walk away laughing if they were in high school

get it while the gettins good!!!

by JLeeNino on Sep 12, 2011 6:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I generally agree with you.

I actually don’t mind Michaels – he’s soothing, he doesn’t have an axe to grind, though it’s pretty clear he’d rather be dining at Michelin-starred restaurant than watching football at this point.

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by Xiane on Sep 12, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Michaels

He’s only one more historical catch phrase away from riding off into the sunset.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 13, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Tony Cornhole is the biggest hack of them all. That dude doesn’t know anything about sports, yet he’s paid large to talk like he does.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 12, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that there are times when Jaworski does all right.

He provides insight into a lot of interesting technical stuff that a non-professional player might not know about. Ditto for Rich Gannon.

Truth be told, I think most announcers talk way too much. The game is awesome enough as it is. I’d rather announcers talked less.

When I was living in Europe, I watched the BBC’s coverage of the British Open. The announcers probably talked about half as much as the announcers did on the American coverage, yet the commentary was much more enjoyable.

I’d vote for more of that. Let the game tell the story, not the people.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's not any announcer that I really like

I just don’t care all that much about what they have to say. Just be prepared. I get annoyed when it’s obvious announcers didn’t prep for a game properly. Buck gets on my nerves more than most, but I get tired of Gus Johnson too. I know some people think that’s blasphemous, but some of his excitement over routine plays feels manufactured sometimes.

Announcers are at their best when then just blend in with the flow of the game. If the announcing is what sneaks out about the game they are doing it wrong.

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by papabear on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

our Oline did play very good

Robert Mathis went right around Winston on a couple of plays and got a sack on one of them. I still think he is overrated but brown had an outstanding game. Good write up

by Zukywich08 on Sep 12, 2011 3:08 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Unsung Hero every week

Brian Braman!! Berzerker had a nice block on Jacoby’s punt return TD. :)

Gotta hand it to Brown though. After some of those putrid games he had against Freeney he really stepped it up with a great gameplan and good mechanics and athleticism.

Mario 2011 Opposing QB Shart count: 3

by Austin Bob_Ford on Sep 12, 2011 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

McManis was clutch on that return, too

Also, love YOUR new sig. Very nice.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all have our moments

Here’s to hoping that number hits at least the 20’s by season’s end.

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by Austin Bob_Ford on Sep 12, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

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Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had mine after preseason game 1

I will have to change it in a couple of weeks.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need to add a count for Shat Inducements...

…or Shitlings as we like to call ’em…

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

really? if true that IS good news.

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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was thinkin we would get him back for the playoffs

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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup Kubiak just said it in his live presser just now

He’s very relieved it wasn’t worse. He also said though that they are contemplating about adding another WR when someone asked him about worries at WR depth.

by Tony Ung on Sep 12, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

can i still watch the presser on the mothership?

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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry man, it already wrapped up.

They’ll have it on a podcast on sportsradio 610 in like an hour or two while the mothership will have it later on tonight.

by Tony Ung on Sep 12, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

dam...ok thanks dawg

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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Audio is available

here

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amanda! FTW!

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

BREAKING: AMR Sharts!

Pancakes, stop breathing so hard… there’s enough to go around for everyone!

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 12, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

He thought you said "shorts"...

…he was going to make soup.

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by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should post a picture of his MRI on twitter.

Just as an extra “fuck you” to whichever ESPN analyst got me all worked up about it.

by Nashmeister on Sep 12, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Clayton I believe.

And Jason La Confora.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for recognizing Brown.

I went back and looked at the second touchdown a few times (the one where Tate sorta’ walked in) just to see what went right because I thought that was quite a big hole for an inside run on the goal-line. What I saw was #51 (Angerer?) whiff on Tate’s cutback while Brackett was completely taken out of the play by non other than Brown! That was a solid hustle play!

by BadNewsBulls on Sep 12, 2011 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm a visual guy, myself

Ben Tate’s first NFL TD.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol. brackett had no chance. dam u clay mathews. tell us ur secret masking agent.

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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a real interesting play

A couple of thoughts:

—Great block by Casey. More people on BRB should pay attention to that guy.

—Brisiel is a bit late in getting to the second level to block Angerer. Looks like he got held up when trying to release his double team with Winston because Myers got pushed back behind the line of scrimmage. However, he just manages to get a slight push on Angerer, which helps Tate make him miss when he cuts to the inside.

—Oustanding work by Duane Brown. Even Owen Daniels chips in a little bit.

—Nice parkour roll by Tate in the end zone.

—At at about :10 there is a woman in the stands in a grey shirt. Nice rack.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

/slips in a Parkour reference

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 13, 2011 6:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

You seem to be the only person who gets those.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm experienced at falling....

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 13, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

True story

I was in Pittsburgh back in 2001 on a rainy day, running to lunch trying to dodge raindrops. Crossing traffic, literally running long strides, the roads slick from the fresh rain and street slime… my feet went straight out to the side, 6 feet in the air. Somehow, keeping my eyes on the pavement, I twisted my body in true Parkour fashion and planted both hands and did a perfect three-point push-up. I was wearing suitpants, a dress shirt and a tie, with wingtip oxford shoes. The tie never hit the ground. I sprung back up and only the palms of my hands were damp. I wish that was on video, because I would post it on Youtube.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

pics

or it didn’t happen!

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh Josina Anderson tweeted
The Texans are scheduled to visit with free agent David Anderson this week.
Anderson spent the first five years of his career with the Texans before being released at final cuts by the Broncos just over a week ago. He could re-sign with Houston shortly if Kevin Walter (shoulder) is deemed unfit for Week 2

He along with other WR’s. Not sure who she is or if she’s reputable.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn she didn't actually tweet that.
NFL sources familiar w/ his visit say WR David Anderson is scheduled, at this time, to workout w/ t/ #Texans Tues. among a group of wr’s.

^^That’s her tweet. The other quote above is from rotoworld.com.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 12, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, I predicted this Oakland v Denver game exactly in the tiebreaker for the BRB Pick'em League
Predict the scores for these games:
Oakland 23 @ 20 Denver
New England 42 @ 13 Miami

But I was quite a bit off on the New England v Miami game

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by The Night Owl on Sep 13, 2011 12:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Pfft fools

Peitan would have owned Brown with his slick spin moves. Also he would have tackled Jacoby for loss of yards on that return, what were you thinking?

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