Unsung Hero: You Didn't Hear Duane Brown's Name Called At All, Did You?
Once upon a time, many a Houston Texans fan speculated that left tackle Duane Brown was (a) a massive bust and (b) the worst left tackle in the NFL. Given his performance on Sunday, it’s safe to say Brown, a first round pick in 2008, has come a long way. In fact, he's come such a long way that you have to jump to get there.
While a lot of Texans, namely all 53 of them plus the coaching staff, deserve credit for a brilliant performance against the Indianapolis Colts, the quietly great game by Brown has gone truly unsung – even if fans knew it would be an important match-up.
It’s more than fair to say that All-Pro defensive end Dwight Freeney owns Brown. In five previous match-ups, Freeney has 7.5 sacks off of the Virginia Tech alumnus. Many
Brown was helped by the use of rollout passes and only 25 dropbacks by quarterback Matt Schaub, but keeping Freeney out of Schaub’s face for the entire game is worth a huge atta boy. Not allowing Freeney to make a tackle in the run game was just a very well-earned cherry on top of a sweet sundae.
A game does not a career make, but, considering his past struggles with The Human Tornado, Duane should be feeling mighty proud of his performance yesterday. Kudos to Duane Brown, week one’s unsung hero.
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I saw the announcers keyed on one good block in replay
Freeney got his steam going, twirled, and kept it going. Brown just pushed him hard so he steered wide. It was a good reaction to a player who knows balance, moves, speed and has great instincts.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
yeah
his name was definitely called by the announcers a couple of times, but both were of the positive variety. One was to show how he countered Freeney’s spin and pushed him out of play.
beast mode.
he was on it all game. the whole line actually, as a team we didn’t have many penalties and i don’t recall hardly any false starts or holding penalties.
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Winston had hold, I believe
Or was it a false start? Can’t remember now.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
mathis is a pretty good player too
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Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
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And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey TexansDC
idk about these other Sex Starved, Foaming Mouthed, Diehard Readers Texans Fans, but I would be absolutely thrilled to see you turn this into a weekly post game article. Maybe heap a bit more praise onto the player and dig up more supporting statistics, and this could fill the void left by the Vonta Leech KTFO award.
Jus’ sayin man…. do it :)
rec’d and good read.
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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 12, 2011 12:51 PM CDT reply actions 12 recs
Great idea!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree - good idea
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec for good idea
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Deodorant
is a good start. We’ll gauge further action based on his ability to adhere to this suggestion.
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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 12, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope! :-P
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
then if that's the case..
i’d advise finding a like-minded (BFD) woman who loves football. No foreseeable problems can arise. You will ride a (large) horse into the sunset together and live happily ever after.
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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Too late!
We hit our 16th year anniversary in August. :-)
Poor, poor Mrs. bfd.
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reading that last line
I imagine you saying that with a knowing smirk on your face, and it makes me chuckle.
BFD has anyone told you that you’re a good sport? because you are. self depreciating humor isn’t for everyone, but you work it wonderfully.
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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Gracias
You can’t be married 16 years without doing something right. Confidence matters.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 14, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That humor
along with just being a terrific guy, is what makes bfd one of the finest people I’ve ever met.
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by MDC on Sep 14, 2011 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like this idea.
I like it A-LOT.
rec’d
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by chilam balam on Sep 12, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
And the best part about this article
It didn’t take 20 mins to read. Short and sweet!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
it could use a little more meat to it.
doesn’t have to be a 1800 word essay tho.
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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 12, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps you could enroll here

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by MDC on Sep 13, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol I don't know why you posted this
but it sure is funny.
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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That is funny... in a sad kinda' way
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The whole O line- over all was really good
They really put it on the Colts D line
And Kudos to Brown – he deserves them
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Wow, that's great.
We used to have some serious OL problems. Duane Brown and Chris Myers used to be very hated around here, but they’ve really gotten good.
and now that we can do such a thing on the D as well...
who knows what kind of great things are in store.
just dropping in to say
i listened to the game call on cbs tv, and they showed and discussed the brown play rip previously mentioned. they also talked up duane brown a couple more times and the o-line in generally continuously throughout the first 3 quarters.
The title is more a reference to the old saying that
If you don’t hear a lineman’s name being called then he’s doing something right.
"Lord, beer me strength."
They did
I remember them talking them up, how the O-line blew the Colts back 4 yards on a particular run play.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
The Colts are just to light up front to handle a team running it down their throat.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
You know, there's someone else who I don't remember being mentioned in the broadcast
Kareem Jackson.
Looked like he was being rotated in and out with Allen all game
But i could be way off on that one
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by riversmccown on Sep 12, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
*gasp*
Someone in the press box paid attention to the game and made observations!?
"Lord, beer me strength."
First press box observation in franchise history?
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Aye.
Played about 35 snaps. Interestingly, about the same amount that Brice McCain played. I suppose if none of those guys have really earned playing time, it’s best to keep them fresh.
Not much Troy Nolan, though. I remember there was talk of moving Quin to nickel CB and bringing in Nolan in certain situations. But if Quin continues to look that good at safety (and am I the only one who thought he looked great?), we’re better off with another CB out there.
yall heard irsays new tweets?
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Do tell
Please say that Fallout Boy lyrics are involved
Pink Floyd
Welcome,my son…welcome..2 The Machine……Where have u been??…That’s alright..WE KNOW WHERE YOU’VE BEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Would like to hear UT's take on those lyrics
The lyrics are definitely the mode of control. I doubt communistic control or a technological control since it was 1975. It’s like the record company is holding their lives against them, they know everything about them, they can pick at their personal lives, they have no where to go because no one could turn down the opportunity they were given. Rodger was exclaiming metaphorically how the record company has invaded every inch of their lives and exaggerated it “it’s alright we told you what to dream” coupled with all the acid in his tea, he probably felt trapped and mind fucked. So, I agree it makes sense to be about EMI records.
So, who is Irsay talking about?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
A line
from Have a Cigar, also from Wish You Were Here:
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 12, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I was going to refer to this as well.
Because that song is, in addition to being awesome, a fantastic skewering of the music industry.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
said for colts fans to b patient and loyal. there will b sum big changes in the next 18 months.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Pollian disagrees
rotoworld reporting Pollian was scouting Luck against Duke.
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maybe/hopefully they'll fight
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Polian's gotta scout everyone
but he could’ve been there to see Stanford’s projected 1st round offensive tackle Jonathan Martin.
"Lord, beer me strength."
To be fair
Polian’s son, Brian, is on the Stanford staff. That could have something to do with Bill’s going to the game.
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Why?
Why would you possibly want to fuck up a perfectly good conspiracy theory with applicable facts?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
You both suck
Plus, I didn’t see the original source was Peter King, dammit.
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I feel like I should put myself in time-out
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I think today is the last day I will ever read MMQB
It’s painfully obvious he is no insider…..and has no football mind for analysis. If I were a Colts fan, I could have a fisking field day with his page about “Luck scouting.”
Sample sentence?
And check your history. Joe Montana was traded at 36. If traded after the season, Manning would be 36. I am not suggesting Manning will be traded.
/smh
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read ksk.
funnier and they express what you feel when you read lardass’s column
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 12, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
True!
Wait, was this question rhetorical or redundant?
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ether?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah Kareem Allen and Brice all played a decent amount of snaps.
Looked like Allen and Kareem were in a rotation but I think Kareem got most of the play time.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Re: am I the only one who thought he looked great?
Except when he gave up the TD to Wayne. Granted, it was a pretty badass catch.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Allen and Quin
Both were sort-of there
But it was mostly an awesome catch
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Aye.
Perfect throw to an elite receiver; toe-tapper at the back of the end-zone. Not much you can do as a CB, there.
I'm pretty sure I saw 29 on the replay
I’m gonna watch the game again tonight so I’ll double check
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i have a problem
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by Texan5513 on Sep 12, 2011 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
HAHAHA!
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First timer?
Even if this is induced, the kid will take its own sweet time. If you had nothing else to do you’d likely just be pacing.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 12, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup First Kid!
Texans Jersey is waiting for him for sunday. Yeah apparently we have a while.
Congrats!
Kids are fun. I like mine. Baby throwing is a wonderful sport.
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Doctors just laughed – I was sick
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Well congratulations!
Both of ours were induced, and both of them took a good 6 hours, which isn’t bad when you consider that some people go 1-2 days in labor.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 12, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife was induced at 11am on Feb. 25
She had the baby at 12:14am on Feb. 26
Either way, congrats!
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Heres to hoping my Doctor can catch better than Jacoby Jones! ;) just kidding just kidding…. but seriously.
Good luck and may the Lord Bless your child.
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by chuckiepoo on Sep 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should catch the baby.
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But I’ve never seen anything as awesome as my children being born.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa....
you’ve seen the pyramids of eeeejup?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
^^ tGC speaks the truth
I semi-caught our daughter (there was a cord issue, so I couldn’t do it solo), and my son cut the cord shortly thereafter. Incredible.
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I really liked the Texans play to nullifiy that Indy DE duo.
The play action rollouts were money the entire game and kept the Colts aggressive defense off balance.
The entire defense was flowing on the PA trying to stop the run and kept getting suckered.
Kudos to Brown and the coaches keeping the DE’s off balance. Looks like the lessons learned from the Indy game last year payed off.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Offtopic Madden questions
1. Why the hell are the ratings for our O-Line still so damn low?
2. Where are the Bootleg plays in Texans playbook? Which formation?
even to start the season with those ratings is a travesty.
Studdard at 77, Brisiel and Caldwell at lower ratings. I think Brown is below 80 also.
itll get better with success. either way, LT and C ratings are pretty bad. Winston is close, if not a bit over what i'd say is right.
we really don’t have an established RG.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 12, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Some credit for the line being effective would be nice.
Somehow the leagues most successful balanced attack operated with those guys
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Mike Brisiel is offended by this comment.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
yea but when you got 2 large men breathing down your neck for your job, I don't consider that locked.
if he avoided injury a bit more, it may be safer due to less chances for the backups… idk. you’re probably right, but I love all our linemen…. Brisiel is the most expendable in my humble opinion. if we lost any of the other 4, i’d likely be upset.
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by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think any of them is a star as an individual
It’s because they work so well as a team that they are successful.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Was any one else pissed of yesterday at dan diedorf
Dude was getting all excited about a meaningless reggie wayne touchdown
gotta give a bit of credit
that was a pretty darn good catch and keeping both feet inbounds. They gave good praise for Andre adjusting to Schaub’s tipped pass as well.
I still laugh at the camera man getting faked so hard.
That happened last year to in the Raiders game to. Camera flying all over the place and you have no idea what the hell is going on.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
or where the ball was.
Yeah that play was insane, I’m looking at the RB thinking awww he wont make it, then this brown spec flies by and the announcers go "Touchdown Andre Johnson!
"
He did, yeah
But he repeatedly called the game a blow-out (or similar synonyms) and had a lot of nice things to say about us.
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Also is greg gumble the worst announcer in sports, dude is so boring and dull
It’s either him or joe buck
Joe Buck for play by play
Tim McCarver and Steve Tasker for color.
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Steve Tasker
I don’t know if it can get any worse.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Pair him with Joe Buck
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
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by The Night Owl on Sep 13, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
what is the difference in a play by play and color announcer?
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 13, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Play by play calls the plays
Color adds analysis.
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Remember how self-entitled those Chiefs fans were last year?
They were so unbelievably high on their team, despite the fact that it sucked. And they could not handle losing to us.
It was awesome.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
No it doesn't....
love the end, “great teams, great players do stuff that you can’t coach. That’s it.” Now, if we could only live up to that hype.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
He tends to overreact to nice catches.
A couple years ago Andre made a routine tip toe catch for 20 yards against the Colts and the guy acted like he made the greatest play in NFL history.
But Wayne’s catch was great no doubt.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I remember one time Chris Colinsworth was in the middle of saying
“awww that is overthrown” and cut himself off with a “WHOA!” when Andre actually jumped up and reached it with one hand though he wasn’t able to bring it in.
Colinsworthless is a pain to listen to.
He tries to say something funny and it just come off as stupid. Like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHmiO3LIcPI
Than his expert analysis like “If its a small hole he finds a way to get through it. If its a big hole its an explosion.”
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Is anybody good?
I must have missed it, but I can’t remember anyone on BRB saying anything good about any current TV guy. I personally really like Collinsworth – he points out lots of stuff I missed, he highlights good o-line play and blames receivers often when most of us would have guessed it was the QBs fault.
But then I like Aikman and Chucky too. And nobody was worse than Tony Cornholer on MNF a couple years ago.
Oh... Dennis Miller was worse... SOOO much worse...
As far as having a nice word to say about announcers…
I don’t vomit listening to:
Aikman
Gus Johnson
Al Michaels (I know… still…)
…struggling to take the rainbows and unicorns much further that that… They’re all pretty smug pricks for the most part. That’s my biggest gripe about Colinsworth… He just acts like he’s in on the joke and you aren’t for EVERY MINUTE HE’S ON AIR. I cut him some slack because he abused that little bridge-troll Costas when they were on HBO… Not Meredith on Cosell abuse, but enough that you could tell he didn’t care for the little elf.
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Nothing beats the pain of The Cornholer
In general, I try to like whomever on talking. Makes the experience nicer. I like guys that sound like they are excited and like what they are doing (why I like Chucky so much) and anybody that really knows the game. If he played in the Pro Bowl or coached, he knows more than me.
It does irritate me when they get names wrong. There is a local guys who can’t seem to pronounce the “s” in Owen Daniels. That makes me want to throw my shoe.
I like the commentary to be balanced
Tell me about the best players and most important news of BOTH teams, and keep it even. I hate it when the conversation is lopsided toward one team or player. Take Brett Favre for example. I used to love Favre back in the day, but then it got to where every season the media hype was just plain ridiculous. And the announcers, like Chucky, would slob all over his junk the whole time and distract from the game. It got to where they made me hate anything related to Favre because I was so sick of hearing about how super awesome he was.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
The Favrekakke
did get to be so copious and viscous that it detracted from the game.
I guess I’m just immune to ego and such. If the guys are having fun and know a lot about pro football, I’m havng fun.
by smokehaus on Sep 12, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Costas's ego is ridiculous
He’s in that certain group of sports announcers that think they’re more important than the game. I’d put Gumble in that group too.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Agreed ...
That was what was so irritating about Cosell, and apparently this generation of broadcasters learned the wrong lessons from him.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
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And Meredith pwnd Cossell
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh... so pwnd...
It was wonderful to see…
I miss that interaction.
It was so well handled. For a contrast, think of the Dierdorf / Boomer dust-up… That just got ’em both fired. A creatively handled bit of tension can add spice.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I will never forget that Cossell
Was talking about what happened in a game and was wrong. Meredith just said, “Well, I played in that game and that didn’t happen.”
Awesomeness
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Favorite quote:
“Howard, you have a firm grasp of the obvious.”
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Also those guys were often quite clearly drinking during breaks and so forth.
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The Dreamshake
Yeah it was great the way they used to booze it up back then
Nowadays you get Joe Namathed if you have a few too many before going on camera. Personally I thought that was hilarious. He just told Suzy he wanted to kiss her, not that he wanted to corn hole her.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
...or nose
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Yeah I remeber that I used to laugh soo hard you could tell he would pop him with a towel than stuff him in a locker and walk away laughing if they were in high school
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Sep 12, 2011 6:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I generally agree with you.
I actually don’t mind Michaels – he’s soothing, he doesn’t have an axe to grind, though it’s pretty clear he’d rather be dining at Michelin-starred restaurant than watching football at this point.
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The Dreamshake
I love Michaels
He’s only one more historical catch phrase away from riding off into the sunset.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Ugh
Tony Cornhole is the biggest hack of them all. That dude doesn’t know anything about sports, yet he’s paid large to talk like he does.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I think that there are times when Jaworski does all right.
He provides insight into a lot of interesting technical stuff that a non-professional player might not know about. Ditto for Rich Gannon.
Truth be told, I think most announcers talk way too much. The game is awesome enough as it is. I’d rather announcers talked less.
When I was living in Europe, I watched the BBC’s coverage of the British Open. The announcers probably talked about half as much as the announcers did on the American coverage, yet the commentary was much more enjoyable.
I’d vote for more of that. Let the game tell the story, not the people.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions
There's not any announcer that I really like
I just don’t care all that much about what they have to say. Just be prepared. I get annoyed when it’s obvious announcers didn’t prep for a game properly. Buck gets on my nerves more than most, but I get tired of Gus Johnson too. I know some people think that’s blasphemous, but some of his excitement over routine plays feels manufactured sometimes.
Announcers are at their best when then just blend in with the flow of the game. If the announcing is what sneaks out about the game they are doing it wrong.
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64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
our Oline did play very good
Robert Mathis went right around Winston on a couple of plays and got a sack on one of them. I still think he is overrated but brown had an outstanding game. Good write up
by Zukywich08 on Sep 12, 2011 3:08 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
Unsung Hero every week
Brian Braman!! Berzerker had a nice block on Jacoby’s punt return TD. :)
Gotta hand it to Brown though. After some of those putrid games he had against Freeney he really stepped it up with a great gameplan and good mechanics and athleticism.
Mario 2011 Opposing QB Shart count: 3
by Austin Bob_Ford on Sep 12, 2011 3:11 PM CDT reply actions
McManis was clutch on that return, too
Also, love YOUR new sig. Very nice.
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We all have our moments
Here’s to hoping that number hits at least the 20’s by season’s end.
Mario 2011 Opposing QB Shart count: 3
by Austin Bob_Ford on Sep 12, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i feel your sig goes hand and hand with mine...
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 12, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I had mine after preseason game 1
I will have to change it in a couple of weeks.
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You need to add a count for Shat Inducements...
…or Shitlings as we like to call ’em…
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Ggreat news: Kevin Walter does not have any fractures, just a big shoulder bruise. Might be out for a week or so.
Derrick Ward just has an ankle sprain. He will be day to day.
really? if true that IS good news.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i was thinkin we would get him back for the playoffs
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup Kubiak just said it in his live presser just now
He’s very relieved it wasn’t worse. He also said though that they are contemplating about adding another WR when someone asked him about worries at WR depth.
can i still watch the presser on the mothership?
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry man, it already wrapped up.
They’ll have it on a podcast on sportsradio 610 in like an hour or two while the mothership will have it later on tonight.
dam...ok thanks dawg
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
The Audio is available
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder where those sources got their information from....
Hmmm…..FRACTUREgate!
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AMR?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Amanda! FTW!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BREAKING: AMR Sharts!
Pancakes, stop breathing so hard… there’s enough to go around for everyone!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
He thought you said "shorts"...
…he was going to make soup.
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
He should post a picture of his MRI on twitter.
Just as an extra “fuck you” to whichever ESPN analyst got me all worked up about it.
Thanks for recognizing Brown.
I went back and looked at the second touchdown a few times (the one where Tate sorta’ walked in) just to see what went right because I thought that was quite a big hole for an inside run on the goal-line. What I saw was #51 (Angerer?) whiff on Tate’s cutback while Brackett was completely taken out of the play by non other than Brown! That was a solid hustle play!
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lol. brackett had no chance. dam u clay mathews. tell us ur secret masking agent.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a real interesting play
A couple of thoughts:
—Great block by Casey. More people on BRB should pay attention to that guy.
—Brisiel is a bit late in getting to the second level to block Angerer. Looks like he got held up when trying to release his double team with Winston because Myers got pushed back behind the line of scrimmage. However, he just manages to get a slight push on Angerer, which helps Tate make him miss when he cuts to the inside.
—Oustanding work by Duane Brown. Even Owen Daniels chips in a little bit.
—Nice parkour roll by Tate in the end zone.
—At at about :10 there is a woman in the stands in a grey shirt. Nice rack.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions
You seem to be the only person who gets those.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 13, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions
True story
I was in Pittsburgh back in 2001 on a rainy day, running to lunch trying to dodge raindrops. Crossing traffic, literally running long strides, the roads slick from the fresh rain and street slime… my feet went straight out to the side, 6 feet in the air. Somehow, keeping my eyes on the pavement, I twisted my body in true Parkour fashion and planted both hands and did a perfect three-point push-up. I was wearing suitpants, a dress shirt and a tie, with wingtip oxford shoes. The tie never hit the ground. I sprung back up and only the palms of my hands were damp. I wish that was on video, because I would post it on Youtube.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
pics
or it didn’t happen!
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh Josina Anderson tweeted
The Texans are scheduled to visit with free agent David Anderson this week.
Anderson spent the first five years of his career with the Texans before being released at final cuts by the Broncos just over a week ago. He could re-sign with Houston shortly if Kevin Walter (shoulder) is deemed unfit for Week 2
He along with other WR’s. Not sure who she is or if she’s reputable.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Damn she didn't actually tweet that.
NFL sources familiar w/ his visit say WR David Anderson is scheduled, at this time, to workout w/ t/ #Texans Tues. among a group of wr’s.
^^That’s her tweet. The other quote above is from rotoworld.com.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
maybe it's DA's momma? lol
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 12, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, I predicted this Oakland v Denver game exactly in the tiebreaker for the BRB Pick'em League
Predict the scores for these games:
Oakland 23 @ 20 Denver
New England 42 @ 13 Miami
But I was quite a bit off on the New England v Miami game
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
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Pfft fools
Peitan would have owned Brown with his slick spin moves. Also he would have tackled Jacoby for loss of yards on that return, what were you thinking?
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by RocketsAstros on Sep 13, 2011 3:49 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

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