Kevin Walter Does NOT Have a "Broken Shoulder"
In Gary Kubiak's presser, he revealed Walter has what they're calling a bruise. Phew.
h/t Tony Ung
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YESSSS....!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Your picture skills suck today :-)
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see my email porfavor...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
dammit
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You got that pic to work
No idea at all what’s going “wrong.”
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pilot error I suppose
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
REC'd for Hogan's Heroes pic.
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Never try to baptize a cat.
This may call for a tactical facepalm
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 12, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think it should just have been implied
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 12, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
here you go dillo.
lol
"I'll tip my hat to the new constitution.. Take a bow for the new revolution..
Smile and grin at the change all around me.. Pick up my guitar and play..
Just like yesterday.. And I'll get on my knees and pray.. We don't get fooled again." - me to koobz
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Actually much better than the lame little emoticon I was trying to use...
Thanks.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
How about this?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol..makes me wonder what i look like in moments like that.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
...and now THAT image is gone...
/glances nervously over shoulder
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
More Scurfield
RB Derrick Ward has a sprained ankle and will be day-to-day
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I really thought something was up with those reports
I saw KW go off the field and the trainers looking at him on the sidelines. He went back into the game for a play or two after that, so I was surprised to hear the “broken shoulder” stuff. Especially after tweets about him not being too worried about it, but MRI tomorrow just to be sure.
Don’t these internet medical experts know they need a blurry photo of one MRI image to make a proper diagnosis?
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
by papabear on Sep 12, 2011 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Like I said...
…you can’t “break” a shoulder. You can break the bones around there as somebody mentioned (sorry, can’t remember who), but the shoulder isn’t a bone, it’s a joint. This smelled of stupid from the beginning. I’d love to know who the original source was.
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This is another reason I want Twitter banished from the face of the earth.
People who know very little about medical issues now have the power to get me all worked up about non-existent ailments with the click of a button.
Best I can tell Jason LaCanfora or profootball talk were the first two with names big enough to give it legs
I saw lots of reports citing league source, which leads me to believe it might have been LaCanfora. Not saying they started it, but from what I see they are the ones that breathed a little credibility into it.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Have enough people say it
And it becomes “credible”
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
to his credit, lacanfora is usually pretty much right
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know that it was him
He actually cited a “league source” as well when I looked at it. Whoever started it, it seems to have really taken off from PFT and/or him.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
I might've mentioned it
But yeah, you can’t break a joint, and therefore no “injury expert” would’ve said he broke his shoulder.
In an ambulance.
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More Scurfield on Walter
Kubiak on Walter: “He’s obviously going to probably miss a few days, and we’ll see where he’s at middle of the week.”
Here.
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Definitely maybe
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Amazing how...
multiple respected journalists were all parroting the “fact” that he had a broken collarbone, when only a very few were smart enough to notice that he wasn’t in a sling after the game, and was very limited in pain. I remember seeing only 1 or 2 people tweeting last night that they thought it would be minor, even after the “professional” reports came out. Mob mentality at it’s finest
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"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
there is a picture of him in a sling on the chron.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Photoshopped by Amanda...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Pancakes buffet-stained fingerprints all over it....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I'm assuming you mean Amanda's butt...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
it's been 45 minutes since the news...
and still no one outside of Houston who is correcting the injury prognosis.
typical
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 12, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a serious blow to my moral too...
as I’m sure I’m one of only a handful of people in Houston wearing my 83 jersey. WITH THE NAME SPELLED RIGHT.
by Amivy on Sep 12, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I am extremely happy about this
Walter brings much more to our offense that his stats give him credit for. I was quite worried about how they were going to replace that…
Awesome.
I never considered Walter when jersey-shopping, but it’s an excellent choice.
That's OK.
They skipped it on NFL Network when they went through all the major injuries in the league, anyways.
I said "broken shoulder", oh well, I'm happy to be hungry for...
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
What's funny is that there were two different stories on his injury.
Some were saying broken collarbone others were saying “broken” shoulder. Although I turned off my panic button when Walter was quoted as not thinking it was serious yesterday.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Anyway... so basically we got out of yesterday in pretty good shape physically...
No season/career injuries and a convincing win over Indy…
I think its time for a cigar…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 12, 2011 4:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice... automatic pup-rec
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Amobi Okoye got a sack yesterday.
Not at all relevant, I know. But I am glad the Texans are playing the Falcons and not the Bears this year.
I should post Tim's #
So we can all text him that.
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Just go to the "Hate mail link"
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You can shoot the breeze
You can shoot your chit
You can shoot it up
Ah, you can shoot from the hip
You can break the rules
You can break your balls
You can break your neck
You can break your back
But you can’t break Kevin Walter’s heart
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
If anyone could help...
I totally forgot to set my DVR to record when I went to the game so I was wondering if anyone had a recording of the game I could view? I’m unsure when NFL Network will replay that game also and I wanted to write up a “Texans player’s who deserved a star” fan post. Thanks if anyone could help.
I have it DVR'd.
Unfortunately I’m not too sure of a way I could pull it off my DVR right now.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Ignore this comment if you haven't already.
My DVR blew up soon after I posted that.
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So
The Texans are scheduled to visit with free agent David Anderson this week.
Assuming Walter misses a couple weeks and we bring back DA, who gets cut from our current roster?
Some possibilities to me are: Barber, Carmichael, Braman, Austin, Newton, Slaton
I would prefer they move Carmichael to the practice squad if I got to chose.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
So they sign him for the 14th time?
Anyone have the exact number on the times they have signed DA?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
PUP only applies to before training camp issues
Best I could tell from reading “the rulz”
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
indeed
PUP can only be used before week 1.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
a player can only be placed on pup at the start of training camp
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
by papabear on Sep 12, 2011 8:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
before the player practices for even one minute
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Worst kept secret in Houston?
NFL sources familiar w/ his visit say WR David Anderson is scheduled, at this time, to workout w/ t/ #Texans Tues. among a group of wr’s.
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That's great news
We’re a little thin at WR and K-Dub fills a role I don’t think a lot of WRs can or will. Here’s to good health!
Oh, and bring back David Anderson!
true
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 12, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
If I were the Texans, I would use a lot of TE plays because the Dolphins cannot cover TE's
They are getting beat by TE’s. And the run game is killing them too.
We better hurry up and sign some though!
by WhiskeyR on Sep 12, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
We're good.
We got Thor, OD, Garrett Graham, and Dressen.
Thor is a more than just a TE
He can play FB/WR/HB/QB/OT/LB/DE/FS/SS/TE……….
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 12, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
If he could only play NT...
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 12, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
They apparently get winded, too.
I’d love to get Dansby or Wake running downfield with OD or Casey a few times in the first half. Should really soften ’em up for the running game midway through the game.
Yup. Go on the attack with TE plays throughout the first half.
This should open up the running game in the second half
Donnie Avery anyone???
I know he’s coming off an ACL but has he lost that much? He was developing into a pretty good wideout.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 12, 2011 7:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oh man
Was i glad to here this news. No bruise on earth keeps you out for 10-12 weeks.
In Canada our balls are bigger
i dont know
I had a bruised ego once that left inconsolable for months.
by BricAM on Sep 12, 2011 8:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Vince Young missed serious time with that same injury.
It’s no laughing matter! Wait, yes it is. Hilarious, in fact.
by Nashmeister on Sep 12, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
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