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Pre-Game Recon: Five Questions With The Phinsider

With your Houston Texans readying themselves for Sunday's game in Miami, who better to turn to with questions about the Dolphins than the head man over at SB Nation's blog about the Miami Dolphins? Thus, we're joined by Mosul_DolFan from The Phinsider in this week's addition of "Pre-Game Recon." As always, I answered some questions as well; make sure to head over there to see what's on the mind of DolFans as Sunday's game approaches.

BRB's questions, and MDF's answers, are after the jump.

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1. Chad Henne didn't take the step forward that was expected of him last year and even regressed, according to some metrics. Do you think the Henne ship has sailed, or can he still become a legitimate starting quarterback for the Dolphins?

TP: I still believe Henne can be a good starting NFL quarterback. I think in the NFL where Peyton Manning, Matt Ryan, and Joe Flacco come in and have success in their rookie year, we have all come to expect that. We forget about the Philip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady types, who actually sit behind someone for a few years and develop before they become stars. Even Drew Brees didn't succeed immediately, with the Chargers drafting Rivers to replace him, before it all clicked. I think we might be seeing the same thing with Henne. This is only his fourth year in the league, and third year as the starter. Henne did have a down year last year, but I think he rebounds this year - especially with the new offense Brian Daboll has installed. Henne might not be an "elite" quarterback - but I think he will be a good solid starter, and finally solidify a position that has been in flux since Dan Marino.

2. What do you expect the Dolphins will do to try to handle Mario Williams?

TP: Is there anything the Dolphins CAN do to handle Mario Williams? Of every person on the Texans roster, Williams probably scares me the most. The Dolphins' line has looked like one of their weakest groups so far this preseason/season - and when you have three-time Pro Bowler Jake Long on that offensive line, that's saying something. The right side is much, much worse than Jake's side of the line. Marc Colombo, who was brought in from Dallas and handed the starting right tackle position, moving incumbent starter Vernon Carey to right guard, has been a revolving door thus far, especially against speed rushers. The offensive line doesn't seem like it can stop anyone, let alone Williams.

3. After his less than stellar performance Monday night, the Dolphins released Benny Sapp and brought Will Allen back. What does this do, if anything, to your secondary? Is Allen the nickel now? Will there be a new rotation amongst the CBs?

TP: I think bringing Allen back to the defense does a lot for the team. The coaching staff seemed to have locked Sapp in as the nickelback from the start of training camp. Allen hadn't been able to get onto a game field since 2009, and it wasn't all that surprising the team wanted to move on from him. The problem is, without Allen, the team did not have a backup for Vontae Davis or Sean Smith. Nolan Carroll is a developing player, but he's not ready to be out on the perimeter by himself, and rookie Jimmy Wilson really isn't ready. So, that left just Sapp, who, from what we witnessed on Monday night, cannot play on the edge. He's an effective nickelback, but he's not the player Miami needs right now. Allen can lock down the nickel position, while also adding depth behind Davis and Smith. I think the only change that Allen's return means is he replaces Sapp on the depth chart.

4. Imagine, if you will, that you've just been hired by the Texans. Gary Kubiak asks you for the three (3) areas/players/scenarios where the Dolphins are most vulnerable this week. Assume with me that your fandom is taken out of the equation, and that you're being objective, with your new employer's best interests at heart. How do you answer?

TP: (a) The offensive line as discussed above. (b) Owen Daniels. Attack with Daniels, and you'll find success. The Dolphins have struggled to cover tight ends for years now. This year, the addition of Kevin Burnett was supposed to finally solve that issue - and instead, the Patriots destroyed the defense with their tight ends. Other than the offensive line's inability to block, the threat that Daniels brings probably is the biggest weakness for Miami. (c) Two parts here. The Dolphins have not been able to run the ball during the preseason or against the Patriots. Only Henne has found any real success. Lock down the receivers, and dare the Dolphins to run the ball. When the offensive line isn't able to open up running lanes, it's going to force Henne to throw the ball. That could lead to a turnover if he starts pressing, and could lead to the crowd turning against the home team. A week after getting destroyed by the Patriots, and a year of ridiculing Henne for every bad thing the team has done, it's very plausible that any struggles will make the crowd go after Henne. Force him into a bad decision, and you can win over the crowd. (d) Since I cheated on the offensive line answer, I'll throw a fourth option in here. What we learned from the game last Monday is the Dolphins don't do well against the no-huddle. If the Texans are able to speed up the tempo, and not allow the Dolphins to substitute, it could be a huge advantage. For some reason, the Dolphins were cramping and falling out all over the field on Monday night. A 4:15 game on Sunday will only be hotter.

5. PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: The final score of Sunday's game will be Texans ____, Dolphins ____. Miami's record at the end of the regular season will be ___-___, with ____ playoff games played.

TP: The final score of Sunday's game will be Texans 24, Dolphins 27. Miami's record at the end of the regular season will be 9-7, with 1 playoff games played.

Thanks to MDF for taking the time to answer these burning questions.  Take a gander at what's going on over at The Phinsider to read what Miami fans are saying about Sunday's game.

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I get picking your team to win,

But playoffs? The Dolphins will beat out the Steelers or the Jets for a wild card? I see the Texans putting more pressure on Henne than the Pats did, leading to a Texans win. 27-17

by jxjx on Sep 16, 2011 8:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

watch that prediction happen and...

The Dolphins lose to the Texans by the same score in the first round of the playoffs.

I’m going with 34-17 Texans for final score.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 16, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

it cant just be me...

Anyone else give the phins a snowballs chance in bastrop of scoring 27 against the GREATEST DEFENSE EVER ASSEMBLED?
Otherwise I think the analysis above is fair and accurate.

by ninjajew on Sep 16, 2011 8:28 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Denial

WOW to answer number 5. The Phinsider sounds like we did last year and remember how that turned out.

by Blitzman46 on Sep 16, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think he was referring to the fact that Bastrop is going through hell with the fires

Hence the snowball’s chance in Bastrop

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where was your house?

An old family friend lost EVERYTHING in that fire as well.
Recovering from a stroke… He has just been through it.
It’s tough.
I did think the snowball in Bastrop was meant in a light-hearted way, tho.

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I cannot think of any scenario

where 9-7 in the AFC East gets a team into the playoffs.

Other than that (and his final score prediction), I think MDF’s right on.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2011 8:47 AM CDT reply actions  

I got a good laugh out of the Chupathingy thread

when some Dolphin fan said something like: “if you can figure out how to utilize your TE’s.”

If only.

by ~Buck on Sep 16, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

But you really never know in this league.

Remember 2009 when we had to beat the Patriots in game 16 to go 9-7 and, hopefully, make the playoffs. Turns out we were #7 when the top 6 made the playoffs but #6 was 9-7 as well.

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see us losing to that score

But if we can beat the next 2 teams and maybe bal or pit then I’ll ride the battle red, kool-aid sipping wagon all the way to the super bowl!

by LordGav1n on Sep 16, 2011 8:54 AM CDT reply actions  

If only we had Tight Ends to attack them with.

I just don’t know if we have the firepower.

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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Sep 16, 2011 9:27 AM CDT reply actions  

LOL

If only we wouldn’t have signed Vickers and kept Casey at full back then we could have 4 TEs on the field at once…

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by Taco Joe on Sep 16, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Do you not have Owen Daniels anymore?

You mad? You jelly?
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by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm sir. Sarcasm.

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by Taco Joe on Sep 16, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha, certainly shows how much ppl outside Houston know our team.

Let this be the year we become a household name, and not for breaking fans’ hearts.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 16, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

My all TE formation is comin to fruition

Soon my precious soon!

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by Taco Joe on Sep 16, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

right

we might be the deepest team at TE in the NFL. and our starters are pretty darn good to boot.

this has all happened before and will all happen again

by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent feedback, and quite constructive

I agree that if the Texans shut down the run and get good pressure, Henne is going to have a long afternoon with the crowd raising pitch forks. In fairness the crowd should be going after the front office and coaches who fail to develop a three dimensional and balanced offense instead of focusing their attacks on a QB who should be just edging into his prime years of production. Without pass protection and a running attack, he’s going to be a rag doll this season, and the Texans’ pass rush will lay down the timber big time this week.

I also agree the no huddle put the Dolphins defense and their heels and limited substitutions, so hopefully Kubiak has a similar plan. Schaub and ’Dre actually thrive in up-tempo play and could feast well.

Final score prediction:

Texans 24, Dolphins 17

by MeMongo on Sep 16, 2011 9:46 AM CDT reply actions  

The crowd don't even show up for the games out there in Florida

What is the reason Florida fans don’t go to the games? I’ve even seen Heat’s Arena not quite filled.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 16, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

/ducks under bed

/realizes forgot popcorn
/runs and grabs popcorn and BBQ rub
/runs back under bed

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

No real surprises here

I saw the Dolphins/Pats game and the analysis is pretty much right on. I only question how good our D really is, as it was hard to tell if the success was our D playing well or because of Colts suckage.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 9:46 AM CDT reply actions  

I thought the Chronicle was bad

Read some of these guys from the Miami paper predictions

http://t.co/fCpQQNfa

Prediction: Dolphins 27, Texans 24
Comment: Defense better, offense the same and the pendulum swings the other way on thoughts about this season.

So they have one good offensive game & suddenly they’re a juggernaut?

Prediction: Dolphins 27, Texans 17
Comment: The Dolphins are desperate, while the talented Texans, who know they will win the AFC South in a walk, aren’t. I see last week’s offense being the Dolphins’ norm, with the defensive collapse being an aberration.

Facepalm.

I’m not saying a loss is impossible, I just think they’re overrating the Dolphins offense, and Chad Henne, a bit too much.

Prediction: Dolphins 30, Texans 27
Comment: As close to a must-win as there is so early in the season. This time Chad Henne wins the shootout.

Ugh.

by Mike Kerns on Sep 16, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

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by papabear on Sep 16, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually...

…that last sentence in the second excerpt is pretty much how I see it.

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by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously....

If you had to endure the crap that we had to on offense last year and then watched what we did last week, you would understand the optimism. Did we run an end around and give it to the slowest guy on the field? NO. Did we go max protect the whole game last week? NO. Were the CBs calling out to Brandon Marshall the route he was going to run based on the formation(YES THAT REALLY HAPPENED LAST YEAR)? NO. Did the cameras catch Dan Henning’s grandson with a box of crayons drawing up the offensive game plan in the coaches box(it didn’t happen but it really seemed like that is where the game plan was coming from last year)? NO.
     Given all the changes on offense and everything on defense staying the same all of us fans are pretty confident. We know how good our defense was last year and we gave up a lot more points than we should have last year because our offense put us in bad positions most of the time. We were out of shape(I hope they were really embarrassed by that this week) and I expect the defense to come out hard this week to make up for it.
     I wouldn’t pretend to think that this will be an easy game by any stretch of the imagination, but do not think that you will see the same sorry performance you did last week out of our defense. Vontae Davis was saying earlier this season that he thought they had the best CB tandem in the league. They are definitely top 5, but they got embarrassed last week and it showed that they were out of shape. Those 2 guys will be driven this week to correct that and at least try to make good on that claim(they are pretty good).
     A week of heavy conditioning in the FL heat will do a lot to fix those conditioning problems. I know it gets hot in Texas too, but people that come from Texas say that it is a different kind of heat here, because of all the humidity. Its not that the Pats were prepared for it any better, they were just able to substitute, while Brady would snap the ball every time our guys tried to sub. It really hurt us that we didn’t have 2-a-days this year.

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

First, people saying the heat in Florida is different because of the humidity...

Are clearly not from Houston.

Second, we did have to endure the crap you had on offense last year, except it was our defense. Pretty much everything you said about why the fan base is excited and optimistic about the Dolphins’ offense applies to us and our excitement and optimism about our defense.

Similarly, we know how good our offense was last year. In fact, instead of going on I’ll just say that if you swap “offense” with “defense” and vice versa in your post, it turns into pretty much exactly what we as fans feel about the Texans right now.

I think these teams are extremely similar and that has been causing some friction between the fan bases; Dolphins fans confident in their stout defense and excited about a shiny new offense, us the opposite. Both transitioning units (Miami’s offense and Houston’s defense) performed exceptionally well last week and I would not be the least bit surprised if the game on Sunday came down to which unit was able to keep that momentum going.

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by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I have never been to Houston to be honest...

I just know what most people say that come from Dallas(we have had a lot since Parcells came here) … I know that the humidity in Dallas might be different than what is in Houston and I apologize if I was incorrect in my assessment there…. We regularly see high 90s which I am sure is nothing like what you guys see, but with close to 100% humidity.

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painfully rec'd for the aside...

…snorting scrambled eggs through one’s nose hurts.

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by DilloTex on Sep 17, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Houston is worse

I used to live in Tampa and have visited Miami plenty of times. Nothing anywhere I have ever been (Vegas in August included) can hold a candle to this summer. I feel like its God just preparing me for hell and proving to me that you do get used to it, which is good because I want the sex a liquor over wings and a harp.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 17, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

We got a trace in Austin today

Most rain in 60 days.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all good.

Things are a bit different here this year with the whole worst drought in the state’s recorded history thing going on, but normally high humidity is an everyday thing around southeast Texas.

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by Synchysi on Sep 17, 2011 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm chuckling at these comments from the S Floridians about the weather.

Born and raised in S. Fla. Key Largo to be exact. Aside from some time in Tallahasse including 2 very hot summer semesters, I lived in S Fla for 30 yrs. I know how the humidity is there. Let me tell you the summers in Tally were 10 x’s worse.
I’ve been in the Houston area for 20 yrs. now and it is comparable to Tallahassee and much worse than S.Fla.
You know how it is in Miami when you get that daily summer downpour in the afternoon and it’s all steamy with a humidity spike right afterwards. Well, think of that but without the tradewinds you get through July and that’s pretty much Houston all damn day long.

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by Seaborn1 on Sep 17, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Add in the fact hurricanes seem to run away from us

Well, except the ones we draft from Miami

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by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

We used to get a lot more rain than we have the past 10 years or so...

I don’t live in Miami, but Orlando… We would get rain every day at 3-4pm like clockwork. It really cooled things down. But when it doesn’t rain every day it gets bad….

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've paid specific attention to...

our starting defense during pre-season and during the Colts game just like, I’m sure, most fans have, and I don’t see the Dolphins having a chance in stopping the pressure on Henne. As long as the game is still in question our D-line will push the Fins’ O-line all over the field and Henne will be pressured into making mistake after mistake. I predict at least 3 more sacks and our first interception. Our offense won’t need to play up-tempo; just eliminate the bonehead mistakes that occasionally plague Teh Schaub and co. and the Texans win 34-14.

Plus – after this 20+ point win on the road, the Texans will have to build another bandwagon or 2 to accomodate all the newbies climbing on!

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Bandwagon for kling ons?

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by chuckiepoo on Sep 17, 2011 3:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice...

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by DilloTex on Sep 17, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh goodness

Worst. Episode. Ever.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 17, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hows it goin, I am one of The Phinsider faithful

just figured id give you my view from the other side, our oline-Jake Long and Pouncey who loks promising, is absolute garbage at the moment and I whole heartedly agree that they will struggle against your retooled line. However I think if they get a little blitz happy that the phins will really work the screens with Bush and a couple of our WRs in attempts of neutralizing those blitzes since Bush is far more deadly in the open field. I also think that our Defense will be a little more ready this week and the combination of things will make this a far closer game than that, I still have a feeling Daniels kills us (luckily I have him on my fantasy team) and the Texans win 28-24 with the Phins failing to score at the end for the win. Heres to a good game though

by AcolyteofRa on Sep 16, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inside screens and draws

Exactly how I’d go after us.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

and runs up the middle

but I don’t think they have the personnel to exploit that.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 16, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know much about their rookie RB

coming back this week but apparently he’s big and strong – like 220lbs. or so. Here’s to us keeping him bottled up.

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thomas has loads of potential

but so far he has flashed near to none of it, he has seemed a little tentative in the backfield and almost affraid to hit the hole, that being said the coaches praised him for improvements in practice the the last couple weeks and since we didnt get to see him vs the Pats its unknown if it will translate to the field, so while it will be interesting to see him play I personally am not expecting much from him

by AcolyteofRa on Sep 16, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is big and strong ... but he runs like Ronnie Brown from what I have seen...

I hate tip-toeing big backs… We do however have Larry Johnson, and from the little bit of work we have seen from him he looks like his old self. He knows how to run big and I hope we get a good dose of either him or Lex Hilliard to compliment Reggie this week.

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

let me clarify....

Ronnie Brown when he is on the edge with only a CB to beat…And he starts to dance… Not Ronnie Brown when he lowers his head and plows over a MLB….

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Second to that good game wishes..

and for no serious injuries. I will give you the points on Bush. He is the single biggest worry I have going into this game, not as a primary running back, but on screens and as a receiver. He is an awesomely talented athlete but I hope Ryans and Cushing will be able to at least limit his production out of the backfield. Having said that, and pointing out my complete bias as a lifelong Houston sports fanATIC, I don’t believe there is a defense in this league that can keep up with the Texans as long as we avoid the bonehead blunders.

Chad Henne had an awesome game both as a passer and a scrambler against the Pats but can he do it 2 weeks in a row? I’ll admit I’m not that familiar with his history but I don’t remember that happening too often.

When I talked about paying specific attention to our starting defense during preseason and week 1, the main thing I noticed was that we were able to get penetration against every team we played. I’m specifically talking about our starters here, even though our backups weren’t too shabby either. So we pushed back the o-lines of the Jets, Saints, 49ers, Vikings, and Colts in a fairly dominating manner, even though a scrambling QB still gives us trouble, a la Vikings preseason game. So Henne in that respect is my #2 concern.

Ok enough rambling, let’s play some ball! Go Texans and let’s all have fun and stay healthy.

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have to point out my own screw-up on the post above.

Our starters did not play against the Vikings so that was backups only but the scrambling QB still burnt us pretty good. Hopefully our front 7 will be able to stop that hole in our D.

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

Yeah, the Tim Dobbins Experience.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the other hand...

wasn’t that the game that convinced Kubes that Jamison was “THE MAN”?

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh Oh...

You guys have Tim Dobbins and Jason Allen on the same team???

sorry… I didn’t mean to tease … bad memories…. really bad memories….

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not sure how Dobbins stayed on the roster

he was average against the run and … um … nonexistent against the pass

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was for the Keystone Kops antics against the Vikings

Hilarious!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sorta gave up on

watching that game for anything of substance

It did bother me a bit that no one really seemed to show up for that game

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dobbins is #4 on our ILB depth chart

Which means he only sees the field on special teams. Daryl Sharpton, an alumni of The U, is ahead of him

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by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

its all about the U

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eric Winston, Rashad Butler, Andre Johnson, Brandon Harris, Chris Myers, and Sharpton agree.

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by TexansDC on Sep 17, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bush is definitely our xfactor

the versatility he has and the potential home run threat he provides was something we really lacked last year and this is one of the games it will be very interesting to see how hes used by the fins and how he is planned for by the Texans. I completely agree with you that with how your offense is its hard for any Defense to keep them in check and I dont think Miami will but I think they will be able to slow them enough to make this an offensive shoot out. As far as Henne is concerned inconsistency has always been one of his biggest problems but he showed major improvement in his game throughout the preseason and then killed it on monday night so there is a glimmer of hope that he has turned the corner and will continue to shine and make us dolfans temporarily forget about our decade of QB woes but there is also definitely a chance we will get old Henne back this week and he will serve up his own head on a platter. I do find it funny that your number 2 concern is Henne scrambling because until this preseason he has always looked sluggish and it was always trouble if he left the pocket, these scrambling skills he has shown just seemed to pop up out of nowhere lol Either way it should be one heck of a game to watch and best of luck to you guys.

by AcolyteofRa on Sep 16, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed and I'm very much...

looking forward to this game. My scrambling concerns about Henne stem from his production Monday as the Fins’ leading rusher as well as the issues our D has had with mobile, scrambling QB’s.

Another question – how has Henne looked in the past when facing pressure both up the middle on blitzes and from the ends with ends?

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah this is one I can definitely help with

a while back this exact thing was talked about and the results were kind of surprising, last year when blitzed Henne actually had the second highest completion percentage among QBs who were blitzed more than 100 times per profootballfocus. that being said his TD-INT ratio when being blitzed was subpar at 26th in the league. Some of that may be attributed to how scared he was to make a mistake under the fossil that was Dan Henning so he may see some improvement in that with Daboll giving him more slack and creative options. His new found scrambling ability and having Bush should both help him in this category as well. From where I sat, Henne really seemed to struggle was when teams came out with added coverage.

by AcolyteofRa on Sep 16, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget that he was stuck in plays for the most part last year...

That had to contribute if you knew you were going to get rocked when the Defense lined up but really couldn’t do anything to avoid it….

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh..

His struggles with extra people in coverage were also due to 1-2 man routes. It is really hard to find an open receiver when teams are dropping 5 into coverage and you are only sending 1 or 2 receivers on routes… numbers game… Dan Henning never was good at numbers….

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

His numbers while pressured is actually near the top of the league ... LAST YEAR...

He has always done really really well with that even when everyone knew what we were going to do. I am hoping he can neutralize Mario a little bit with quick routes and dump-offs to Reggie… hopefully he will have a few secs needed to do that. Columbo has been called a “turnstile” and that is more than just hype.

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

He can scramble only as long as no one is paying attention....

The defense was always in man coverage with their heads turned to him and he broke out of the pocket.

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bush is definitely our xfactor

the versatility he has and the potential home run threat he provides

I was hoping for 5 fuggin years for that to come true. Nothing to you guys, but don’t even get your hopes up.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 16, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario

Will scare the “Heisman” out of Bush

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad it was already scared out of him.

/ba dum tss

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Touche

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I feel ya

there is no guarantee he will ever hit a home run really but the chances of him doing it are exponentially higher then the 3 yards and a cloud of dust us dolfans witnessed last year. Its sad but Id be willing to bet that Bush this season will have more plays over 20 yards than the entire offense had last year.

by AcolyteofRa on Sep 17, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only if his legs don't break before that happens.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

...or aren't ripped off by an anonymous masked man screaming...

“OH YEAH! I’M THE MISTAKE!!! … lying, cheating, Kardashian-chasing piece of…”
/hits with leg
/swigs unicorn blood
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by DilloTex on Sep 17, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Has he ever hit a home run before?

I think the best you could hope for is a ground rule double

by WhiskeyR on Sep 17, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Walk-off balk

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by MDC on Sep 17, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't dub Henne the white Michael Vick like Brandon Marshall did by any means...

I think you are pretty safe there… Honestly, I think that was more of a joke by Marshall. He scrambles as good as Tom Brady scrambles…

so watch out for him....

lol….

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christian Ponder looked more like the white Michael Vick in preseason

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by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Multiple dog-killer sightings

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by DilloTex on Sep 17, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh 1 other point...

If we can win 7-6 I’ll take it as will every other fan of this long-time underachieving team. :)

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our only huge gaping weakness is Columbo on the O-line...

Columbo vs. Mario Williams is the only matchup that really really scares me this year. I don’t think the Jets or any other team we face has a guy that can cause more problems that Mario will. I hope we have some other plan than just hoping that Columbo can solo that guy. Jake Long is the best LT in the league, Richie Incognito is solid at LG, Pouncey is doing good as a rookie and he will only get better. Vernon Carey is also solid as a RG, although he is not the type of RG that you can expect to pull…. EVER. Columbo… he worries me … But on the bright side if Mario get to Henne and kills him, at least we will be in the running for the Andrew Luck sweepstakes….lol

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last year I dreaded every time the defense gets on the field.

It was so bad that as soon as we score, it was pretty much a “here we go again” feel when the defense gets on the field after the kickoff.

This year, I can’t wait to see the defense get on the field. I yelled “score already” many times when we’re on offense so the D can take the field.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 16, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't understand why the Dolphins offense is all of a sudden amazing after having a good game against a sub-par Patriot defense.

It’s sub-par when you compare it to ours, especially talent wise.

I think the more realistic score is 34-17

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by bone31crusher on Sep 16, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

HA!

I literally LOLed. Nicely done.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Their offense doesn’t have to be better than ours. Their offense has to be better than our defense….which hasn’t really been tested yet. It was awful last year. Considering they just had a big day vs a perennial power, it’s not ridicolous for them to be optimistic.

Their D’s been pretty good the last few years so it’s not unreasonable for them to assume they will play better than they did last week and/or they get the cramping stuff sorted out with better hydration.

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by papabear on Sep 16, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's "amazing" because of just how unexpected that performance was.

D-wise, we were picked apart by a no-huddle no-substitution offense the whole game, so it’ll take more than that performance to convince me of their inferiority.

This is the first year Chad Henne has been working with a modern offensive coordinator who gasp actually lets him call audibles! The change has really been astounding. We were not supposed to put up that much yardage against the New England D, which is one of the best run units in the league and, to be blunt, much better than yours.

If Henne plays like that again, and there’s no reason to believe he shouldn’t considering the news about him during the pre-season, we win.

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by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

But we allowed every QB not named Rusty Smith and Trent Edwards to play like that and still won 4 games.

We were not supposed to put up that much yardage against the New England D, which is one of the best run units in the league and, to be blunt, much better than yours last year

Fixed it for ya.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 16, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it's still better.

Hayneswort/Wilfork/Wright > Watt/Cody/Smith.

Mayo and Spikes are about equivalent to Cushing/Ryans

You have a better pass rush thanks to Mario Williams, but between Chung and McCourty, New England’s secondary is still > your secondary.

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by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree that it is likely better against the run

But then again the Dolphins couldn’t run at all.

On the flipside – NE has almost no pass rush unless they all-out blitz.

I think the Fins O-line is in for a long day, but , we will see

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many teams do you expect to try to run against the Pats this year??

There are 3 very good reasons not to…

1. NE Patriots offense is a very quick strike offense… you better be able to keep up and 3 yards and a cloud of dust is not going to get it against them.

2. Vince Wilfork.. bad idea to plan to move him out of the way and run his way.

3. Albert Haynesworth… I am not sure if you can classify “big” as a talent… but that is what both of those guys are “BIG” My physics class in HS taught me a little bit about inertia.. but let me give you the simple explanation… those guys are hard to move.

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by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joseph and Manning

pretty much even that out.. since Joseph an Mccourty are very similar.. so similar go to Football outsiders and search mccourty and look who pops up at the bottom of the page? JOseph

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by Rocket94 on Sep 16, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Newb rec

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

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by papabear on Sep 16, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should clarify

I think the Texans should win easily, but I won’t be shocked if this is a close game.

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by papabear on Sep 16, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe

this has all happened before and will all happen again

by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

depending on the weather

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

snow?

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Sep 16, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

something like that. 85% chance of rain

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ Watt gets his first sack sunday!

D. Manning gets a pick 6

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I say Manning gets a sack & Watt gets a pick 6

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by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

ROFL

I’ll take either for either

by MeMongo on Sep 16, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just had to laugh

At the Bo$$man visiting the Fins blog.

lulz

You can only imagine without stopping by.

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I loved it!

He says what we all really feel. Every crew needs one of those grimy cats on board. I can care less if it offended any phins fans. Texans in a blow out, even in the bad weather.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes you do

every squad needs a vonta or james casey on their squad. Or you will considered soft.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ive partied with vonta

you would be surprised

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

You sir, are a SLEUTH!

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vonta and Casey should be insulted at that

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we finally get Bo$$man banned from SB Nation?

or can Tim go and warn the rest of the upcoming opponents’ SB editors in advance so he doesn’t swirl the tide into a frenzy of insanity before we can warn them?

by MeMongo on Sep 16, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Problem is...

…I’m fairly confident that he has enough sock puppets that he’d just switch to another persona…
Pretty sad when your life is so empty that you find some kind of satisfaction in that behavior.

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you could IP ban

on sbnation

this has all happened before and will all happen again

by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

New information... Thanks, Nolie...

i didn’t know that.

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by Jordann on Sep 16, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes but

Manbo$$, Texan$fan$, $tudmuffin, elHombrePatron (not sure how to work in a $ there) and $tudBo$$

May not be such subtle sock puppets

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he does that often enough, he'll earn a total ban from SBN.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 16, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's hopin'!

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Football? Battle? Man Stuff!

Time to check to air in tires of your mini van.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not trying to be rude

But WTF really? So lets talk football, but lets do it nicely. Lets watch guys crush each others face in but lets not get pumped about it. Lets type sweet nothings to each other.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im guessing you guys have never really played the game?

Just blog about it.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Michael Lambardi is that you?

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I give him no respect to spell his name right.

He called us Soft. take a hint

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

FOOTBALL IS A MAN'S SPORT

YOU NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL EVER, HUH?

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by Jordann on Sep 16, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

sometimes

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its a mind set son.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hand me a towl and a gatorade Synchysi

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, continue on then

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just rec'd like 10 comments in under a minute.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 16, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boom!

Rub some dirt on it.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then I fully intend to yell myself into a coma this Sunday.

If the Texans win, I’m sold.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I rec you for trying. Now go out there and tell a phins fan to

go get fked

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

On it.

And here’s where I fail to find a YouTube video of the cast of Futurama talking about eating a dolphin.

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by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

with a baseball mentality sure

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

nobody in any sports

are douchier than baseball players..

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by Rocket94 on Sep 16, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lmao

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by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And call it....

The Real “Battle” Red Blog

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only person who recs Bossman's comments is him

So, yeah.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are any of you guys really from Houston?

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That I would never do good sir

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by Jon Banks on Sep 16, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would never insult My city

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Abrego gets bossed up

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hints

“The” Abrego. Its our year, and Im not afraid to show it.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Next Story on battleredblog

“How to Crossstich a Texans Logo”

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will need an editor.

you down

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lies

You worked with me for years.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rubbish!

If you did, you wouldn’t have hired me on!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lies!

You’re working with yourself!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

My mom cross-stitched the Texans logo for my dad one Christmas. It actually looked pretty cool.

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by Stupendous Man on Sep 16, 2011 1:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

She can be a guest

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

you have to come harder than that.

A bunch of kickers, punters and long snappers in here.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow it's been awhile

since I’ve seen a troll get so many back and forth comments. Well done.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m going to ban him if I see much more, so I’m going to stop now.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im JJ Watt's brother in law

Im Unbanable!

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

BFD

It will be ok

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Sorry.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesnt ban people

although i would love to see thors(caseys) hammer coming down from the heavens!

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

by Rocket94 on Sep 16, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

calmer than you are

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

^^^This^^^

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by chilam balam on Sep 16, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was more laughing at him

and the fact they all got riled up

But he is like a train wreck – disgusting, but you just have to watch

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit Barry...

…drag a hunk-of-cheese on a string RIGHT in front of me why don’tcha’!
I may resist the urge to gawk at the carnage just because he is so embarrassing.

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah - I refer to it as a train wreck

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

But train wrecks are cool to football fans.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and I thought I was the only one...

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by chuckiepoo on Sep 17, 2011 4:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone plays chess becky dont they?

The pain train is coming. The pain train is coming…WOOP WOOP

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by The Abrego on Sep 17, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer Cpt. Wedley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQWW1Qp5O_A

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by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Its all about mind games baby!

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by The Abrego on Sep 17, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is rec'ing all of Bo$$man's comments on the Phinsider?

All of his posts are green…

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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Sep 16, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

He must have multiple accounts

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by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, been here for awhile

Just got tired of seeing golf style comments on a football blog

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He and Abrego

He now has three sockpuppets, and he’s rec’ing his own posts with them.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do appreciate the lack of yelling

from this iteration though. It’s easier on the eyes.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Me too

No need for stinkin caps

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andy

I just appreciate that you are not, in fact, dead.

Hope things are going well for you.

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by Shake on Sep 16, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember when he'd hang out with us?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that was the last

or second to last time that y’all threw out a public invite to lunch. Also, I’m conveniently ignoring the bloggerpalooza’s and other events at 360.

All I remember was how I talked y’all’s ears off (read: sat in the corner quietly).

I finally graduated (last summer actually) got a full time job in June (this summer) and realized I had access to BRB at work a few days ago…

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

We do need to setup a another lunch gig

Or maybe just a more private away-game watching…

Does BFD have your e-mail?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 16, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

I think he has one of my email addresses.

BFD, care to chime in?

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is bo$$man and The Arpegggio invited?

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by Jordann on Sep 16, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are to hardcore...

haa

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

^corny^

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aww, don't be like that.

Go back to trolling, it was making my day go by so much faster.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

what did I tell you about that word trolling.

wags finger in face

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is awesome

and woefully underrated.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

*deux

FIFY

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by texanslady on Sep 16, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, oops.

In my defense, my french class learned numbers like 3 days ago. Also, what is FIFY?

by BrownCrayon on Sep 16, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fixed It For You...

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recieved them 5 times

only I have access to rec 5 times

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see this game being a close one

The Dolphins always keep it close at least in the game’s I’ve watched. I see us winning this game but wont be shocked if we lose. Our Texans have never lost to the Dolphins and me being a somewhat superstitious person/fan can see this streak comming to a end. I dont belive the Dolphins are a better team than us by any means I just wont be surprised
if we lose this game.

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 16, 2011 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

You know the national media...

kept pointing out how Kerry Collins was 0-7 against Wade Phillips as a DC and we won that game easily so I’ll stick with reality instead of superstition. [[I just knocked on wood when you weren’t looking!]] :) Go Texans!!!

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

belive me

I hope that streak dosent come to a end. Just my opinon on the matter I hope like hell I am wrong.

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 16, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do believe!

I was just trying to be ‘leg bone’ – you know, humorous. Doh – fail – lol.

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all good

I knew you were just messing around. Just wanted to point out that I hope we do win this game and crush my silly superstition.

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 16, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

dolphins making the playoffs

or holding us to 17 points.

not sure which is more laughable

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by AllenOU on Sep 16, 2011 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

All we have to do is beat the Jets ....

Dolphins/Jets games are always close and come down to the wire… There are going to be 2 teams from the AFC East that make the playoffs.

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always miss all the arguing

Oh well i think this game is gonna be more of a DEFENSIVE battle. Yes you read right. Our D steps up for the rest of the game after we give up a couple early scores. We get a TD late and win 21-17

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by Antho10000 on Sep 16, 2011 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I have images of this game being awkward

and coming down to the end. Both team’s weaknesses overperformed last week and I feel like the regression to the mean will be a little ugly. But I’m just a baseball guy so what do I know?

by BrownCrayon on Sep 16, 2011 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Im hoping for a non physical game

Im hoping for tons of leg and shoe string tackles. Wishing for Qb and Rb sliding with grace. Im praying hard for hand shakes and smiles.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

New tactic on the trolling

Interesting. I appreciate you taking the opposing opinion to a laughable extreme.

Usually I find trolls annoying, but you’re trying so hard, it’s actually kind of funny.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks homie. Not trying hard my friend, it just comes natural.

The term trolling is over used these days though, just like beast. I dont consider myself trolling. I’m at home here, I dont go to other sites and bash like the Bo$$man. I just dont like people behind me telling me to sit down when Im at a Texans game. Feels that way here sometimes.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm misreading

but I don’t think anyone said to “sit down.” I know I won’t when Mario Williams explodes past the edge and has Henne in his sights.

Most of the displeasure being voiced is at needlessly going over to other sites (namely by Bo$$man) and acting like a 12-year old fool. There’s nothing to be gained from it. Worse, they come over to retaliate and instead of talking about the game or the Texans we’re just getting into an Internet pissing contest. which, to me, is a huge waste of time.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thats the perception...

Dont get to rowdy, dont rec peoples post we dont like. Dont get gitty about your Texans like a 12yr old. Dont get nasty with the writers of the blog cause they might ban you. Really? I know there are some cool people that belong to this blog and some nit wits. I’m all for running a tight ship and keeping it chill but sometimes its like an 8th grade dance up in here. No Action!

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

45 sweep, 46 sweep, 31 dive, 32 dive

Im just trying to to put someone in motion and run play action pass.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never seen a sweep

Through a 5 or 6 hole

That would be a first

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nor a dive through the 1 hole

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are obviously not a golfer

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

^Barry^

Take notes

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

No notes needed (I am sure you are taking them though)

You are taking them I am sure

When I played the 1 hole was outside the left end – I am sure each coach has their own system though

No dives, plunges or blasts occurred there

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

I dont know how they did it on an 8 man team. But real football, universal football, The 1 hole or A gap is left side of center.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you finally made it to wikipedia huh?

Obviously not from experience

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope 4,5,6

it went left to right

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, just right down the line

Different but I see how that could make sense to some coaches since it would simplify it in a way.

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by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was in the late 60's mind you

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know there are a couple smaller colleges

who still use the same system.

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by MDC on Sep 17, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Typical punter response

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey look over there a change of subject!

When does the new season of Community start? I miss seeing Allison Brie on a weekly basis.

by BricAM on Sep 16, 2011 2:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

what're the chances

The Texans don’t show up for first half?

by jkcheng122 on Sep 16, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Depends on the weather

If it rains hard then both teams could stumble early

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by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else out there worried...

that KarJax is going to end up covering BMarsh most of the time like he did on RWayne? That may make it more likely JJo gets his pick 6 but it worries me a tad [understatement.

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Garcon had a catch or 2...

against Joseph last Sunday so there’s always hope.

[posted in wrong place below – please disregard my most recent of numerous fails]

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garcon had a catch or 2...

against Joseph last Sunday so there’s always hope.

by Mikus318 on Sep 16, 2011 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Dave Anderson

nice to have the clutch receiver back in the fold

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by roywau on Sep 16, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That ain't him...

The ski mask isn’t garish enough.

by Spektr6 on Sep 16, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

^This^ Coming from Cleft Lip Mongo

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup... I'm thinkin' we've reached a new low.

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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know. So sad :(

Why would anyone ever put a picture like that up. Should be removed. Niether I or Bossman would stoop that low.

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by The Abrego on Sep 16, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are the essence of weak

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Your football knowledge is weak Barry.

According to you our 5 technique plays NT

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by The Abrego on Sep 17, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

You totally misunderstood

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good one!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the support. I'm not looking for a thread war

but I tire quickly of the f-bomb immaturity quickly and prefer we focus on the topic at hand. It probably was a distasteful pic, but honestly it seems like a few very vulgar immature kids come bomb this place at times and need to be spot lighted.

by MeMongo on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

No war

Just what you said is so right on

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I goo'd the pic.

Oh how I laughed

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Jon. How's it looking this week for NOLA?

I was sick that Colston got hurt in the opener, but there are still a ton of solid targets on offense.

by MeMongo on Sep 17, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Expectations are for a domination.

LOT of bad blood between the Saints and Bears. The emotions in the dome is likely to rival the opening game of 2006. Plus, I really like the matchup battles between the two teams.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

In case you're wondering why there's some bad blood...

Check these out.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

lulz

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like something Bo$$man would do

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by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thanks for helping him out.

Hey Mongo, My competition is like a skinny chick…..NOBODY

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by The Abrego on Sep 17, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

So dumb question...

Does Mario Williams always face the LT or do they move him around? Honestly I would feel a lot better if you told me that he would have to face Jake Long all game rather than Marc Columbo… If I were your Defensive Coordinator I would line him up on Columbo’s side all game long… What are your thoughts BRB?

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by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario moves around

Doesn’t seem to be as much as previous years…so far. We’ve only seen one game in the 3-4, but he was moved around some. Previously in the 4-3, he’d move around to create mismatches.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He lined up a lot over the RT last week it seems

I’d imagine he and Antonio will once again go over the RG and RT.

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by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you're right

I wonder if Rivers has a breakdown.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it is funny that talk has gone from

“it was a mistake to experiment with your best pass rusher”
to
“Mario Williams as an outside linebacker just isn’t fair to other teams”

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm on the record for hating the Watt pick because I wanted a real NT

But the mere fact it kicked OLB to the outside? Sploosh.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want a real NT too

Even if not planetoid

Bt Mario is damned scary out there

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario to OLB

Wow. Screaming kid, beer, and senility all come together at once!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ain't they cute, though?

How I’m their father? I have no idea.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 17, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

#thingsBFDtellshimselftosleepeverynight

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

So it seems I missed all the fun.

Ah well.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Fun still goin on!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm slightly surprised everyone is all over The Abrego

I don’t think he is trolling. People may not agree with him, but he’s nothing like Bo$$man or TEXANSNUTT. Seems all right to me.

With that said I’m probably still drunk from last night.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 17, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I'd go with the whole drunk thing as a defense...

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by DilloTex on Sep 17, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

/throws a milk bone

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

^Hey everybody! LQQk what dillo said^

We should call everyone in our crew and tell them the rec^^^^this. Then it will be green and he will feel awesome on the inside.

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 17, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

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