Pre-Game Recon: Five Questions With The Phinsider
With your Houston Texans readying themselves for Sunday's game in Miami, who better to turn to with questions about the Dolphins than the head man over at SB Nation's blog about the Miami Dolphins? Thus, we're joined by Mosul_DolFan from The Phinsider in this week's addition of "Pre-Game Recon." As always, I answered some questions as well; make sure to head over there to see what's on the mind of DolFans as Sunday's game approaches.
BRB's questions, and MDF's answers, are after the jump.
1. Chad Henne didn't take the step forward that was expected of him last year and even regressed, according to some metrics. Do you think the Henne ship has sailed, or can he still become a legitimate starting quarterback for the Dolphins?
TP: I still believe Henne can be a good starting NFL quarterback. I think in the NFL where Peyton Manning, Matt Ryan, and Joe Flacco come in and have success in their rookie year, we have all come to expect that. We forget about the Philip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady types, who actually sit behind someone for a few years and develop before they become stars. Even Drew Brees didn't succeed immediately, with the Chargers drafting Rivers to replace him, before it all clicked. I think we might be seeing the same thing with Henne. This is only his fourth year in the league, and third year as the starter. Henne did have a down year last year, but I think he rebounds this year - especially with the new offense Brian Daboll has installed. Henne might not be an "elite" quarterback - but I think he will be a good solid starter, and finally solidify a position that has been in flux since Dan Marino.
2. What do you expect the Dolphins will do to try to handle Mario Williams?
TP: Is there anything the Dolphins CAN do to handle Mario Williams? Of every person on the Texans roster, Williams probably scares me the most. The Dolphins' line has looked like one of their weakest groups so far this preseason/season - and when you have three-time Pro Bowler Jake Long on that offensive line, that's saying something. The right side is much, much worse than Jake's side of the line. Marc Colombo, who was brought in from Dallas and handed the starting right tackle position, moving incumbent starter Vernon Carey to right guard, has been a revolving door thus far, especially against speed rushers. The offensive line doesn't seem like it can stop anyone, let alone Williams.
3. After his less than stellar performance Monday night, the Dolphins released Benny Sapp and brought Will Allen back. What does this do, if anything, to your secondary? Is Allen the nickel now? Will there be a new rotation amongst the CBs?
TP: I think bringing Allen back to the defense does a lot for the team. The coaching staff seemed to have locked Sapp in as the nickelback from the start of training camp. Allen hadn't been able to get onto a game field since 2009, and it wasn't all that surprising the team wanted to move on from him. The problem is, without Allen, the team did not have a backup for Vontae Davis or Sean Smith. Nolan Carroll is a developing player, but he's not ready to be out on the perimeter by himself, and rookie Jimmy Wilson really isn't ready. So, that left just Sapp, who, from what we witnessed on Monday night, cannot play on the edge. He's an effective nickelback, but he's not the player Miami needs right now. Allen can lock down the nickel position, while also adding depth behind Davis and Smith. I think the only change that Allen's return means is he replaces Sapp on the depth chart.
4. Imagine, if you will, that you've just been hired by the Texans. Gary Kubiak asks you for the three (3) areas/players/scenarios where the Dolphins are most vulnerable this week. Assume with me that your fandom is taken out of the equation, and that you're being objective, with your new employer's best interests at heart. How do you answer?
TP: (a) The offensive line as discussed above. (b) Owen Daniels. Attack with Daniels, and you'll find success. The Dolphins have struggled to cover tight ends for years now. This year, the addition of Kevin Burnett was supposed to finally solve that issue - and instead, the Patriots destroyed the defense with their tight ends. Other than the offensive line's inability to block, the threat that Daniels brings probably is the biggest weakness for Miami. (c) Two parts here. The Dolphins have not been able to run the ball during the preseason or against the Patriots. Only Henne has found any real success. Lock down the receivers, and dare the Dolphins to run the ball. When the offensive line isn't able to open up running lanes, it's going to force Henne to throw the ball. That could lead to a turnover if he starts pressing, and could lead to the crowd turning against the home team. A week after getting destroyed by the Patriots, and a year of ridiculing Henne for every bad thing the team has done, it's very plausible that any struggles will make the crowd go after Henne. Force him into a bad decision, and you can win over the crowd. (d) Since I cheated on the offensive line answer, I'll throw a fourth option in here. What we learned from the game last Monday is the Dolphins don't do well against the no-huddle. If the Texans are able to speed up the tempo, and not allow the Dolphins to substitute, it could be a huge advantage. For some reason, the Dolphins were cramping and falling out all over the field on Monday night. A 4:15 game on Sunday will only be hotter.
5. PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: The final score of Sunday's game will be Texans ____, Dolphins ____. Miami's record at the end of the regular season will be ___-___, with ____ playoff games played.
TP: The final score of Sunday's game will be Texans 24, Dolphins 27. Miami's record at the end of the regular season will be 9-7, with 1 playoff games played.
Thanks to MDF for taking the time to answer these burning questions. Take a gander at what's going on over at The Phinsider to read what Miami fans are saying about Sunday's game.
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I get picking your team to win,
But playoffs? The Dolphins will beat out the Steelers or the Jets for a wild card? I see the Texans putting more pressure on Henne than the Pats did, leading to a Texans win. 27-17
by jxjx on Sep 16, 2011 8:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
watch that prediction happen and...
The Dolphins lose to the Texans by the same score in the first round of the playoffs.
I’m going with 34-17 Texans for final score.
it cant just be me...
Anyone else give the phins a snowballs chance in bastrop of scoring 27 against the GREATEST DEFENSE EVER ASSEMBLED?
Otherwise I think the analysis above is fair and accurate.
by ninjajew on Sep 16, 2011 8:28 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Denial
WOW to answer number 5. The Phinsider sounds like we did last year and remember how that turned out.
What's up with the bastrop comment...my house burnt down man
by SMITHILLIAK on Sep 16, 2011 10:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think he was referring to the fact that Bastrop is going through hell with the fires
Hence the snowball’s chance in Bastrop
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Where was your house?
An old family friend lost EVERYTHING in that fire as well.
Recovering from a stroke… He has just been through it.
It’s tough.
I did think the snowball in Bastrop was meant in a light-hearted way, tho.
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I cannot think of any scenario
where 9-7 in the AFC East gets a team into the playoffs.
Other than that (and his final score prediction), I think MDF’s right on.
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I fully agree with his point about utilizing Owen Daniels
A genius, unheard of idea.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I got a good laugh out of the Chupathingy thread
when some Dolphin fan said something like: “if you can figure out how to utilize your TE’s.”
If only.
But you really never know in this league.
Remember 2009 when we had to beat the Patriots in game 16 to go 9-7 and, hopefully, make the playoffs. Turns out we were #7 when the top 6 made the playoffs but #6 was 9-7 as well.
I can see us losing to that score
But if we can beat the next 2 teams and maybe bal or pit then I’ll ride the battle red, kool-aid sipping wagon all the way to the super bowl!
If only we had Tight Ends to attack them with.
I just don’t know if we have the firepower.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
LOL
If only we wouldn’t have signed Vickers and kept Casey at full back then we could have 4 TEs on the field at once…
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Wait...
Do you not have Owen Daniels anymore?
You mad? You jelly?
Ayatollah of the "Draft Mike Pouncey" bandwagon. [√]
[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]
Sarcasm sir. Sarcasm.
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"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
haha, certainly shows how much ppl outside Houston know our team.
Let this be the year we become a household name, and not for breaking fans’ hearts.
It was a joke aimed at our penchant to pick up a TE in virtually every draft Kubiak has participated in.
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My all TE formation is comin to fruition
Soon my precious soon!
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Excellent feedback, and quite constructive
I agree that if the Texans shut down the run and get good pressure, Henne is going to have a long afternoon with the crowd raising pitch forks. In fairness the crowd should be going after the front office and coaches who fail to develop a three dimensional and balanced offense instead of focusing their attacks on a QB who should be just edging into his prime years of production. Without pass protection and a running attack, he’s going to be a rag doll this season, and the Texans’ pass rush will lay down the timber big time this week.
I also agree the no huddle put the Dolphins defense and their heels and limited substitutions, so hopefully Kubiak has a similar plan. Schaub and ’Dre actually thrive in up-tempo play and could feast well.
Final score prediction:
Texans 24, Dolphins 17
The crowd don't even show up for the games out there in Florida
What is the reason Florida fans don’t go to the games? I’ve even seen Heat’s Arena not quite filled.
/ducks under bed
/realizes forgot popcorn
/runs and grabs popcorn and BBQ rub
/runs back under bed
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No real surprises here
I saw the Dolphins/Pats game and the analysis is pretty much right on. I only question how good our D really is, as it was hard to tell if the success was our D playing well or because of Colts suckage.
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I thought the Chronicle was bad
Read some of these guys from the Miami paper predictions
Prediction: Dolphins 27, Texans 24
Comment: Defense better, offense the same and the pendulum swings the other way on thoughts about this season.
So they have one good offensive game & suddenly they’re a juggernaut?
Prediction: Dolphins 27, Texans 17
Comment: The Dolphins are desperate, while the talented Texans, who know they will win the AFC South in a walk, aren’t. I see last week’s offense being the Dolphins’ norm, with the defensive collapse being an aberration.
Facepalm.
I’m not saying a loss is impossible, I just think they’re overrating the Dolphins offense, and Chad Henne, a bit too much.
Prediction: Dolphins 30, Texans 27
Comment: As close to a must-win as there is so early in the season. This time Chad Henne wins the shootout.
Ugh.
Yeah, it's totally crazy to think a game Miami team could win at home by a slim margin!
Wait, the opposite of that.
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by riversmccown on Sep 16, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
my thoughts exactly
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82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Actually...
…that last sentence in the second excerpt is pretty much how I see it.
You mad? You jelly?
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Seriously....
If you had to endure the crap that we had to on offense last year and then watched what we did last week, you would understand the optimism. Did we run an end around and give it to the slowest guy on the field? NO. Did we go max protect the whole game last week? NO. Were the CBs calling out to Brandon Marshall the route he was going to run based on the formation(YES THAT REALLY HAPPENED LAST YEAR)? NO. Did the cameras catch Dan Henning’s grandson with a box of crayons drawing up the offensive game plan in the coaches box(it didn’t happen but it really seemed like that is where the game plan was coming from last year)? NO.
Given all the changes on offense and everything on defense staying the same all of us fans are pretty confident. We know how good our defense was last year and we gave up a lot more points than we should have last year because our offense put us in bad positions most of the time. We were out of shape(I hope they were really embarrassed by that this week) and I expect the defense to come out hard this week to make up for it.
I wouldn’t pretend to think that this will be an easy game by any stretch of the imagination, but do not think that you will see the same sorry performance you did last week out of our defense. Vontae Davis was saying earlier this season that he thought they had the best CB tandem in the league. They are definitely top 5, but they got embarrassed last week and it showed that they were out of shape. Those 2 guys will be driven this week to correct that and at least try to make good on that claim(they are pretty good).
A week of heavy conditioning in the FL heat will do a lot to fix those conditioning problems. I know it gets hot in Texas too, but people that come from Texas say that it is a different kind of heat here, because of all the humidity. Its not that the Pats were prepared for it any better, they were just able to substitute, while Brady would snap the ball every time our guys tried to sub. It really hurt us that we didn’t have 2-a-days this year.
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
First, people saying the heat in Florida is different because of the humidity...
Are clearly not from Houston.
Second, we did have to endure the crap you had on offense last year, except it was our defense. Pretty much everything you said about why the fan base is excited and optimistic about the Dolphins’ offense applies to us and our excitement and optimism about our defense.
Similarly, we know how good our offense was last year. In fact, instead of going on I’ll just say that if you swap “offense” with “defense” and vice versa in your post, it turns into pretty much exactly what we as fans feel about the Texans right now.
I think these teams are extremely similar and that has been causing some friction between the fan bases; Dolphins fans confident in their stout defense and excited about a shiny new offense, us the opposite. Both transitioning units (Miami’s offense and Houston’s defense) performed exceptionally well last week and I would not be the least bit surprised if the game on Sunday came down to which unit was able to keep that momentum going.
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by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have never been to Houston to be honest...
I just know what most people say that come from Dallas(we have had a lot since Parcells came here) … I know that the humidity in Dallas might be different than what is in Houston and I apologize if I was incorrect in my assessment there…. We regularly see high 90s which I am sure is nothing like what you guys see, but with close to 100% humidity.
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me tell you...
//hitches up trousers// //realizes not wearing pants again// //realizes whatever I just did really freaking hurt//
Miami and Houston’s weather is about the same. High humidity/high temps. Very similar. There’s nothing like digging ditches in 100 degree heat when a gulf shower drops .05" on you, making the temp drop to 95, but sending the humidity up to about 352%.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Painfully rec'd for the aside...
…snorting scrambled eggs through one’s nose hurts.
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Houston is worse
I used to live in Tampa and have visited Miami plenty of times. Nothing anywhere I have ever been (Vegas in August included) can hold a candle to this summer. I feel like its God just preparing me for hell and proving to me that you do get used to it, which is good because I want the sex a liquor over wings and a harp.
We got a trace in Austin today
Most rain in 60 days.
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It's all good.
Things are a bit different here this year with the whole worst drought in the state’s recorded history thing going on, but normally high humidity is an everyday thing around southeast Texas.
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I'm chuckling at these comments from the S Floridians about the weather.
Born and raised in S. Fla. Key Largo to be exact. Aside from some time in Tallahasse including 2 very hot summer semesters, I lived in S Fla for 30 yrs. I know how the humidity is there. Let me tell you the summers in Tally were 10 x’s worse.
I’ve been in the Houston area for 20 yrs. now and it is comparable to Tallahassee and much worse than S.Fla.
You know how it is in Miami when you get that daily summer downpour in the afternoon and it’s all steamy with a humidity spike right afterwards. Well, think of that but without the tradewinds you get through July and that’s pretty much Houston all damn day long.
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Add in the fact hurricanes seem to run away from us
Well, except the ones we draft from Miami
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
We used to get a lot more rain than we have the past 10 years or so...
I don’t live in Miami, but Orlando… We would get rain every day at 3-4pm like clockwork. It really cooled things down. But when it doesn’t rain every day it gets bad….
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I've paid specific attention to...
our starting defense during pre-season and during the Colts game just like, I’m sure, most fans have, and I don’t see the Dolphins having a chance in stopping the pressure on Henne. As long as the game is still in question our D-line will push the Fins’ O-line all over the field and Henne will be pressured into making mistake after mistake. I predict at least 3 more sacks and our first interception. Our offense won’t need to play up-tempo; just eliminate the bonehead mistakes that occasionally plague Teh Schaub and co. and the Texans win 34-14.
Plus – after this 20+ point win on the road, the Texans will have to build another bandwagon or 2 to accomodate all the newbies climbing on!
I dunno, I don't think we should construct the bandwagon til midseason if we're still in week 1 form by then.
I don’t want the heartbreak suffered from last year again.
Bandwagon for kling ons?
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nice...
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Oh goodness
Worst. Episode. Ever.
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Hows it goin, I am one of The Phinsider faithful
just figured id give you my view from the other side, our oline-Jake Long and Pouncey who loks promising, is absolute garbage at the moment and I whole heartedly agree that they will struggle against your retooled line. However I think if they get a little blitz happy that the phins will really work the screens with Bush and a couple of our WRs in attempts of neutralizing those blitzes since Bush is far more deadly in the open field. I also think that our Defense will be a little more ready this week and the combination of things will make this a far closer game than that, I still have a feeling Daniels kills us (luckily I have him on my fantasy team) and the Texans win 28-24 with the Phins failing to score at the end for the win. Heres to a good game though
Inside screens and draws
Exactly how I’d go after us.
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I don't know much about their rookie RB
coming back this week but apparently he’s big and strong – like 220lbs. or so. Here’s to us keeping him bottled up.
Thomas has loads of potential
but so far he has flashed near to none of it, he has seemed a little tentative in the backfield and almost affraid to hit the hole, that being said the coaches praised him for improvements in practice the the last couple weeks and since we didnt get to see him vs the Pats its unknown if it will translate to the field, so while it will be interesting to see him play I personally am not expecting much from him
He is big and strong ... but he runs like Ronnie Brown from what I have seen...
I hate tip-toeing big backs… We do however have Larry Johnson, and from the little bit of work we have seen from him he looks like his old self. He knows how to run big and I hope we get a good dose of either him or Lex Hilliard to compliment Reggie this week.
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
let me clarify....
Ronnie Brown when he is on the edge with only a CB to beat…And he starts to dance… Not Ronnie Brown when he lowers his head and plows over a MLB….
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Second to that good game wishes..
and for no serious injuries. I will give you the points on Bush. He is the single biggest worry I have going into this game, not as a primary running back, but on screens and as a receiver. He is an awesomely talented athlete but I hope Ryans and Cushing will be able to at least limit his production out of the backfield. Having said that, and pointing out my complete bias as a lifelong Houston sports fanATIC, I don’t believe there is a defense in this league that can keep up with the Texans as long as we avoid the bonehead blunders.
Chad Henne had an awesome game both as a passer and a scrambler against the Pats but can he do it 2 weeks in a row? I’ll admit I’m not that familiar with his history but I don’t remember that happening too often.
When I talked about paying specific attention to our starting defense during preseason and week 1, the main thing I noticed was that we were able to get penetration against every team we played. I’m specifically talking about our starters here, even though our backups weren’t too shabby either. So we pushed back the o-lines of the Jets, Saints, 49ers, Vikings, and Colts in a fairly dominating manner, even though a scrambling QB still gives us trouble, a la Vikings preseason game. So Henne in that respect is my #2 concern.
Ok enough rambling, let’s play some ball! Go Texans and let’s all have fun and stay healthy.
Have to point out my own screw-up on the post above.
Our starters did not play against the Vikings so that was backups only but the scrambling QB still burnt us pretty good. Hopefully our front 7 will be able to stop that hole in our D.
HA!
Yeah, the Tim Dobbins Experience.
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Uh Oh...
You guys have Tim Dobbins and Jason Allen on the same team???
sorry… I didn’t mean to tease … bad memories…. really bad memories….
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not sure how Dobbins stayed on the roster
he was average against the run and … um … nonexistent against the pass
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it was for the Keystone Kops antics against the Vikings
Hilarious!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I sorta gave up on
watching that game for anything of substance
It did bother me a bit that no one really seemed to show up for that game
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Dobbins is #4 on our ILB depth chart
Which means he only sees the field on special teams. Daryl Sharpton, an alumni of The U, is ahead of him
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by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
its all about the U
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Bush is definitely our xfactor
the versatility he has and the potential home run threat he provides was something we really lacked last year and this is one of the games it will be very interesting to see how hes used by the fins and how he is planned for by the Texans. I completely agree with you that with how your offense is its hard for any Defense to keep them in check and I dont think Miami will but I think they will be able to slow them enough to make this an offensive shoot out. As far as Henne is concerned inconsistency has always been one of his biggest problems but he showed major improvement in his game throughout the preseason and then killed it on monday night so there is a glimmer of hope that he has turned the corner and will continue to shine and make us dolfans temporarily forget about our decade of QB woes but there is also definitely a chance we will get old Henne back this week and he will serve up his own head on a platter. I do find it funny that your number 2 concern is Henne scrambling because until this preseason he has always looked sluggish and it was always trouble if he left the pocket, these scrambling skills he has shown just seemed to pop up out of nowhere lol Either way it should be one heck of a game to watch and best of luck to you guys.
Agreed and I'm very much...
looking forward to this game. My scrambling concerns about Henne stem from his production Monday as the Fins’ leading rusher as well as the issues our D has had with mobile, scrambling QB’s.
Another question – how has Henne looked in the past when facing pressure both up the middle on blitzes and from the ends with ends?
Ah this is one I can definitely help with
a while back this exact thing was talked about and the results were kind of surprising, last year when blitzed Henne actually had the second highest completion percentage among QBs who were blitzed more than 100 times per profootballfocus. that being said his TD-INT ratio when being blitzed was subpar at 26th in the league. Some of that may be attributed to how scared he was to make a mistake under the fossil that was Dan Henning so he may see some improvement in that with Daboll giving him more slack and creative options. His new found scrambling ability and having Bush should both help him in this category as well. From where I sat, Henne really seemed to struggle was when teams came out with added coverage.
Don't forget that he was stuck in plays for the most part last year...
That had to contribute if you knew you were going to get rocked when the Defense lined up but really couldn’t do anything to avoid it….
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh..
His struggles with extra people in coverage were also due to 1-2 man routes. It is really hard to find an open receiver when teams are dropping 5 into coverage and you are only sending 1 or 2 receivers on routes… numbers game… Dan Henning never was good at numbers….
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
His numbers while pressured is actually near the top of the league ... LAST YEAR...
He has always done really really well with that even when everyone knew what we were going to do. I am hoping he can neutralize Mario a little bit with quick routes and dump-offs to Reggie… hopefully he will have a few secs needed to do that. Columbo has been called a “turnstile” and that is more than just hype.
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
He can scramble only as long as no one is paying attention....
The defense was always in man coverage with their heads turned to him and he broke out of the pocket.
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Bush is definitely our xfactor
the versatility he has and the potential home run threat he provides
I was hoping for 5 fuggin years for that to come true. Nothing to you guys, but don’t even get your hopes up.
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Mario
Will scare the “Heisman” out of Bush
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Too bad it was already scared out of him.
/ba dum tss
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Touche
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I feel ya
there is no guarantee he will ever hit a home run really but the chances of him doing it are exponentially higher then the 3 yards and a cloud of dust us dolfans witnessed last year. Its sad but Id be willing to bet that Bush this season will have more plays over 20 yards than the entire offense had last year.
by AcolyteofRa on Sep 17, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Only if his legs don't break before that happens.
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by MDC on Sep 17, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't dub Henne the white Michael Vick like Brandon Marshall did by any means...
I think you are pretty safe there… Honestly, I think that was more of a joke by Marshall. He scrambles as good as Tom Brady scrambles…
so watch out for him....
lol….
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Christian Ponder looked more like the white Michael Vick in preseason
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Multiple dog-killer sightings
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Oh 1 other point...
If we can win 7-6 I’ll take it as will every other fan of this long-time underachieving team. :)
Our only huge gaping weakness is Columbo on the O-line...
Columbo vs. Mario Williams is the only matchup that really really scares me this year. I don’t think the Jets or any other team we face has a guy that can cause more problems that Mario will. I hope we have some other plan than just hoping that Columbo can solo that guy. Jake Long is the best LT in the league, Richie Incognito is solid at LG, Pouncey is doing good as a rookie and he will only get better. Vernon Carey is also solid as a RG, although he is not the type of RG that you can expect to pull…. EVER. Columbo… he worries me … But on the bright side if Mario get to Henne and kills him, at least we will be in the running for the Andrew Luck sweepstakes….lol
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Last year I dreaded every time the defense gets on the field.
It was so bad that as soon as we score, it was pretty much a “here we go again” feel when the defense gets on the field after the kickoff.
This year, I can’t wait to see the defense get on the field. I yelled “score already” many times when we’re on offense so the D can take the field.
I don't understand why the Dolphins offense is all of a sudden amazing after having a good game against a sub-par Patriot defense.
It’s sub-par when you compare it to ours, especially talent wise.
I think the more realistic score is 34-17
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by riversmccown on Sep 16, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
RE: Kool-Aid - I have the water poured, but the packet is still sealed and waiting
at 2-0 tear the package open
at 3-0 dump the mix in
at 4-0 stir slowly
at 5-0 chill it to 40 degrees
at 6-0 gulp it down, lick the glass clean and start saving for playoff tickets because….

by MeMongo on Sep 16, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
HA!
I literally LOLed. Nicely done.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
Their offense doesn’t have to be better than ours. Their offense has to be better than our defense….which hasn’t really been tested yet. It was awful last year. Considering they just had a big day vs a perennial power, it’s not ridicolous for them to be optimistic.
Their D’s been pretty good the last few years so it’s not unreasonable for them to assume they will play better than they did last week and/or they get the cramping stuff sorted out with better hydration.
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I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
It's "amazing" because of just how unexpected that performance was.
D-wise, we were picked apart by a no-huddle no-substitution offense the whole game, so it’ll take more than that performance to convince me of their inferiority.
This is the first year Chad Henne has been working with a modern offensive coordinator who gasp actually lets him call audibles! The change has really been astounding. We were not supposed to put up that much yardage against the New England D, which is one of the best run units in the league and, to be blunt, much better than yours.
If Henne plays like that again, and there’s no reason to believe he shouldn’t considering the news about him during the pre-season, we win.
You mad? You jelly?
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[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]
But we allowed every QB not named Rusty Smith and Trent Edwards to play like that and still won 4 games.
We were not supposed to put up that much yardage against the New England D, which is one of the best run units in the league and, to be blunt, much better than yours last year
Fixed it for ya.
No, it's still better.
Hayneswort/Wilfork/Wright > Watt/Cody/Smith.
Mayo and Spikes are about equivalent to Cushing/Ryans
You have a better pass rush thanks to Mario Williams, but between Chung and McCourty, New England’s secondary is still > your secondary.
You mad? You jelly?
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[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]
I agree that it is likely better against the run
But then again the Dolphins couldn’t run at all.
On the flipside – NE has almost no pass rush unless they all-out blitz.
I think the Fins O-line is in for a long day, but , we will see
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
How many teams do you expect to try to run against the Pats this year??
There are 3 very good reasons not to…
1. NE Patriots offense is a very quick strike offense… you better be able to keep up and 3 yards and a cloud of dust is not going to get it against them.
2. Vince Wilfork.. bad idea to plan to move him out of the way and run his way.
3. Albert Haynesworth… I am not sure if you can classify “big” as a talent… but that is what both of those guys are “BIG” My physics class in HS taught me a little bit about inertia.. but let me give you the simple explanation… those guys are hard to move.
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Joseph and Manning
pretty much even that out.. since Joseph an Mccourty are very similar.. so similar go to Football outsiders and search mccourty and look who pops up at the bottom of the page? JOseph
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
dont under estimate the texans OFFENSE
The texans were ranked 3rd last year in over all yards last year behind packers and eagles and we have more versatility this year. So i dont care about how many passing yards the best QB in the lague puts up against you, but on average last year the texans had more total yards than the partiots. The one thing DOLPHIN fans and everyone else needs to understand is the balance and versatililty of the Texans offense. Remember the name JAMES CASEY, he is our hybrid fb/hb/te/wr he will line up in every position and will bring havoc to your D coach, you will have no idea if its run or pass. We will run da ball as needed to run da clock and then bam play action TD andre johnson. And on a quick note this defense is day and night compared to last year, so expect pressure and a couple picks if henne isnt cautious. But i do respect your team and i see that yall are on the rise the same as the texans and after this game is over i wish yall good luck on yalls season.
by yungtx713 on Sep 16, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Newb rec
Welcome!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
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by riversmccown on Sep 16, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
no
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64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
I should clarify
I think the Texans should win easily, but I won’t be shocked if this is a close game.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Yes.
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JJ Watt gets his first sack sunday!
D. Manning gets a pick 6
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
I say Manning gets a sack & Watt gets a pick 6
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by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just had to laugh
At the Bo$$man visiting the Fins blog.
lulz
You can only imagine without stopping by.
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:23 PM CDT reply actions
I loved it!
He says what we all really feel. Every crew needs one of those grimy cats on board. I can care less if it offended any phins fans. Texans in a blow out, even in the bad weather.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
We really don't, though.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
yes you do
every squad needs a vonta or james casey on their squad. Or you will considered soft.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
but they aren't blathering idiots
this has all happened before and will all happen again
by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Solves the mystery of who rec'd all the bossman comments.
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-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 16, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You sir, are a SLEUTH!
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Vonta and Casey should be insulted at that
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
No, you don't
Those guys actually play the game. It’s not going to be settled on SBN blogs.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
We DON'T need some troll going out there...
…speaking for the ENTIRE Battle Red Blog and saying that we ALL share his delusional view of the world.
If he wants to troll for himself, so be it… But he took it on his own pathetic little insecure self to speak for the whole blog.
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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Can we finally get Bo$$man banned from SB Nation?
or can Tim go and warn the rest of the upcoming opponents’ SB editors in advance so he doesn’t swirl the tide into a frenzy of insanity before we can warn them?
Problem is...
…I’m fairly confident that he has enough sock puppets that he’d just switch to another persona…
Pretty sad when your life is so empty that you find some kind of satisfaction in that behavior.
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New information... Thanks, Nolie...
i didn’t know that.
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- MDC
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lulz
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Yes but
Manbo$$, Texan$fan$, $tudmuffin, elHombrePatron (not sure how to work in a $ there) and $tudBo$$
May not be such subtle sock puppets
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If he does that often enough, he'll earn a total ban from SBN.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 16, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's hopin'!
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by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no
maybe you think at that kindergarten level, but most of us are offended that you think we think that way.
this has all happened before and will all happen again
by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Football? Battle? Man Stuff!
Time to check to air in tires of your mini van.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
I'm just going to go ahead and roll my eyes
and walk away
this has all happened before and will all happen again
by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Not trying to be rude
But WTF really? So lets talk football, but lets do it nicely. Lets watch guys crush each others face in but lets not get pumped about it. Lets type sweet nothings to each other.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
There's an immeasurable difference between trash-talking and what Bossman does.
I for one don’t really care to engage in trash talk as I find it rather juvenile, but to each his own. Bossman’s method of trash talking is in actuality a concerted effort to antagonize and alienate opposing fanbases which I, as a Texans fan and a (pretty irrelevant) member of this community, don’t appreciate in the least.
Besides that, there’s a time and place for trash talk, and those “ask the opposition” threads aren’t usually designed as such.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Im guessing you guys have never really played the game?
Just blog about it.
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And you just keep sinking lower and lower.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Funny
You try to insult me, and you can’t even spell the guy’s name correctly. Sounds about right.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I give him no respect to spell his name right.
He called us Soft. take a hint
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
you really take personal offense to what some journalist says about a team you support?
seriously? I took it as a great way to fire up our Texans.
FOOTBALL IS A MAN'S SPORT
YOU NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL EVER, HUH?
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Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
Does it really matter who did or didn't play the game?
None of us are playing now. We’re all fans. People can trash talk all they want, it’s just my personal preference that they do so in a less antagonistic way.
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by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Being a douche isn't a mindset, Sparky.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
Sorry, I'm too busy writing crappy stories that get some fans way too fired up.
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I just rec'd like 10 comments in under a minute.
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by Jon Banks on Sep 16, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You don't get it Synchysi
The more shit you talk on the Internet, and the louder you yell at the TV, the better the Texans do. Sheesh.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Then I fully intend to yell myself into a coma this Sunday.
If the Texans win, I’m sold.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
by Synchysi on Sep 16, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rec you for trying. Now go out there and tell a phins fan to
go get fked
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Why are we telling people with different opinions to "get fked" again?
It’s a personal preference based on where they or their family grew up. I have no ill will towards someone who likes ranch dressing (I hate it so much), why would I have any towards someone with a different taste in sports team?
by BrownCrayon on Sep 16, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
you can get pumped up about football
without being a douche.
this has all happened before and will all happen again
by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
nobody in any sports
are douchier than baseball players..
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Sep 16, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You and Bo$$man are certainly welcome to go start your own blog
They’re free, you know.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Here ya go
wordpress.com
And you can have the quality of the comments as low as you wish. See if that will attract an audience. Hint: it won’t.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
The only person who recs Bossman's comments is him
So, yeah.
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Would you like to question my patriotism while you're at it?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Sep 16, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you insulting my city?
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by texanslady on Sep 16, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Has Bo$$man become a virus now?
I think The Abrego has been infected with Bo$$man’s overconfidence
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hints
“The” Abrego. Its our year, and Im not afraid to show it.
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Next Story on battleredblog
“How to Crossstich a Texans Logo”
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I can't wait to see your first post
I’ll fisk it thoroughly for you. wordpress.com. Take the hint.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I only work with people who know what they're talking about.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Lies
You worked with me for years.
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Rubbish!
If you did, you wouldn’t have hired me on!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Lies!
You’re working with yourself!
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by Stupendous Man on Sep 16, 2011 1:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No thanks.
I don’t want my mom to get syphilis.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Sep 16, 2011 1:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 8 recs
you have to come harder than that.
A bunch of kickers, punters and long snappers in here.
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Wow it's been awhile
since I’ve seen a troll get so many back and forth comments. Well done.
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’m going to ban him if I see much more, so I’m going to stop now.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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please stop talking to him.
just drop the banhammer.
I enjoy most of the comments around here way to much to have to sift through shit like this.
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by chilam balam on Sep 16, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yep
Sorry.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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He doesnt ban people
although i would love to see thors(caseys) hammer coming down from the heavens!
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
/facepalm
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
^^^This^^^
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!" - George S. Patton
by chilam balam on Sep 16, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I was more laughing at him
and the fact they all got riled up
But he is like a train wreck – disgusting, but you just have to watch
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit Barry...
…drag a hunk-of-cheese on a string RIGHT in front of me why don’tcha’!
I may resist the urge to gawk at the carnage just because he is so embarrassing.
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Yeah - I refer to it as a train wreck
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Train wrecks are cool to neanderthals...
…some of which may be football fans. But REAL football fans love the chess match strategy of the game! I bet you don’t play chess, Abrego… does ya? lol.
Go watch some cage-fighting and stop giving your blog, team & city a bad name!
by BigBenky on Sep 17, 2011 4:09 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
...and I thought I was the only one...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Everyone plays chess becky dont they?
^^^Terry Tate^^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94
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I prefer Cpt. Wedley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQWW1Qp5O_A
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who is rec'ing all of Bo$$man's comments on the Phinsider?
All of his posts are green…
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
He must have multiple accounts
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, been here for awhile
Just got tired of seeing golf style comments on a football blog
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He and Abrego
He now has three sockpuppets, and he’s rec’ing his own posts with them.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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I do appreciate the lack of yelling
from this iteration though. It’s easier on the eyes.
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Andy
I just appreciate that you are not, in fact, dead.
Hope things are going well for you.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Remember when he'd hang out with us?
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I think that was the last
or second to last time that y’all threw out a public invite to lunch. Also, I’m conveniently ignoring the bloggerpalooza’s and other events at 360.
All I remember was how I talked y’all’s ears off (read: sat in the corner quietly).
I finally graduated (last summer actually) got a full time job in June (this summer) and realized I had access to BRB at work a few days ago…
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
We do need to setup a another lunch gig
Or maybe just a more private away-game watching…
Does BFD have your e-mail?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Maybe
I think he has one of my email addresses.
BFD, care to chime in?
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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Is bo$$man and The Arpegggio invited?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
as pillow is to hard
/I love SAT word games
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Aww, don't be like that.
Go back to trolling, it was making my day go by so much faster.
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
what did I tell you about that word trolling.
wags finger in face
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This is awesome
and woefully underrated.
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Fixed It For You...
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I recieved them 5 times
only I have access to rec 5 times
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I see this game being a close one
The Dolphins always keep it close at least in the game’s I’ve watched. I see us winning this game but wont be shocked if we lose. Our Texans have never lost to the Dolphins and me being a somewhat superstitious person/fan can see this streak comming to a end. I dont belive the Dolphins are a better team than us by any means I just wont be surprised
if we lose this game.
You know the national media...
kept pointing out how Kerry Collins was 0-7 against Wade Phillips as a DC and we won that game easily so I’ll stick with reality instead of superstition. [[I just knocked on wood when you weren’t looking!]] :) Go Texans!!!
belive me
I hope that streak dosent come to a end. Just my opinon on the matter I hope like hell I am wrong.
It's all good
I knew you were just messing around. Just wanted to point out that I hope we do win this game and crush my silly superstition.
dolphins making the playoffs
or holding us to 17 points.
not sure which is more laughable
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
All we have to do is beat the Jets ....
Dolphins/Jets games are always close and come down to the wire… There are going to be 2 teams from the AFC East that make the playoffs.
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I always miss all the arguing
Oh well i think this game is gonna be more of a DEFENSIVE battle. Yes you read right. Our D steps up for the rest of the game after we give up a couple early scores. We get a TD late and win 21-17
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I have images of this game being awkward
and coming down to the end. Both team’s weaknesses overperformed last week and I feel like the regression to the mean will be a little ugly. But I’m just a baseball guy so what do I know?
Im hoping for a non physical game
Im hoping for tons of leg and shoe string tackles. Wishing for Qb and Rb sliding with grace. Im praying hard for hand shakes and smiles.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
New tactic on the trolling
Interesting. I appreciate you taking the opposing opinion to a laughable extreme.
Usually I find trolls annoying, but you’re trying so hard, it’s actually kind of funny.
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks homie. Not trying hard my friend, it just comes natural.
The term trolling is over used these days though, just like beast. I dont consider myself trolling. I’m at home here, I dont go to other sites and bash like the Bo$$man. I just dont like people behind me telling me to sit down when Im at a Texans game. Feels that way here sometimes.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Maybe I'm misreading
but I don’t think anyone said to “sit down.” I know I won’t when Mario Williams explodes past the edge and has Henne in his sights.
Most of the displeasure being voiced is at needlessly going over to other sites (namely by Bo$$man) and acting like a 12-year old fool. There’s nothing to be gained from it. Worse, they come over to retaliate and instead of talking about the game or the Texans we’re just getting into an Internet pissing contest. which, to me, is a huge waste of time.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thats the perception...
Dont get to rowdy, dont rec peoples post we dont like. Dont get gitty about your Texans like a 12yr old. Dont get nasty with the writers of the blog cause they might ban you. Really? I know there are some cool people that belong to this blog and some nit wits. I’m all for running a tight ship and keeping it chill but sometimes its like an 8th grade dance up in here. No Action!
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
45 sweep, 46 sweep, 31 dive, 32 dive
Im just trying to to put someone in motion and run play action pass.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Never seen a sweep
Through a 5 or 6 hole
That would be a first
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Nor a dive through the 1 hole
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
You can do a dive through the 1 hole. Some call it a blast
It’s all the same.
"Lord, beer me strength."
No notes needed (I am sure you are taking them though)
You are taking them I am sure
When I played the 1 hole was outside the left end – I am sure each coach has their own system though
No dives, plunges or blasts occurred there
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW
I dont know how they did it on an 8 man team. But real football, universal football, The 1 hole or A gap is left side of center.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
So you finally made it to wikipedia huh?
Obviously not from experience
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
nope 4,5,6
it went left to right
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, just right down the line
Different but I see how that could make sense to some coaches since it would simplify it in a way.
"Lord, beer me strength."
That was in the late 60's mind you
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I know there are a couple smaller colleges
who still use the same system.
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Hey look over there a change of subject!
When does the new season of Community start? I miss seeing Allison Brie on a weekly basis.
by BricAM on Sep 16, 2011 2:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I've missed too much of it to start watching now.
and what I’ve seen I want to keep watching.
.................
Depends on the weather
If it rains hard then both teams could stumble early
"Lord, beer me strength."
Anyone else out there worried...
that KarJax is going to end up covering BMarsh most of the time like he did on RWayne? That may make it more likely JJo gets his pick 6 but it worries me a tad [understatement.
if Jackson covers Marshall all game, there won't be any balls thrown to JJo's receiver to get a pick 6 off of.
Garcon had a catch or 2...
against Joseph last Sunday so there’s always hope.
[posted in wrong place below – please disregard my most recent of numerous fails]
Dave Anderson
nice to have the clutch receiver back in the fold
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I imagine this is what Bo$$man looks like:

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Sep 16, 2011 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
This is what I imagine for Bo$$man and possibly Abrego too...

by MeMongo on Sep 16, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yup... I'm thinkin' we've reached a new low.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
I know. So sad :(
Why would anyone ever put a picture like that up. Should be removed. Niether I or Bossman would stoop that low.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Ahem, your record of posts demonstrate otherwise, hence the pic
Change your tune and you can develop a new profile
They are the essence of weak
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Your football knowledge is weak Barry.
According to you our 5 technique plays NT
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
No
You totally misunderstood
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure who you are, but you clearly don't know me.
I’m no fan of 9 year old trolls. Which is how I view you and Bo$$man from your chosen body of posts.
by MeMongo on Sep 17, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Good one!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the support. I'm not looking for a thread war
but I tire quickly of the f-bomb immaturity quickly and prefer we focus on the topic at hand. It probably was a distasteful pic, but honestly it seems like a few very vulgar immature kids come bomb this place at times and need to be spot lighted.
No war
Just what you said is so right on
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I goo'd the pic.
Oh how I laughed
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I was sick that Colston got hurt in the opener, but there are still a ton of solid targets on offense.
Expectations are for a domination.
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In case you're wondering why there's some bad blood...
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lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Looks like something Bo$$man would do
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, thanks for helping him out.
Hey Mongo, My competition is like a skinny chick…..NOBODY
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
So dumb question...
Does Mario Williams always face the LT or do they move him around? Honestly I would feel a lot better if you told me that he would have to face Jake Long all game rather than Marc Columbo… If I were your Defensive Coordinator I would line him up on Columbo’s side all game long… What are your thoughts BRB?
Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.
Mario moves around
Doesn’t seem to be as much as previous years…so far. We’ve only seen one game in the 3-4, but he was moved around some. Previously in the 4-3, he’d move around to create mismatches.
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He lined up a lot over the RT last week it seems
I’d imagine he and Antonio will once again go over the RG and RT.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Oh, you're right
I wonder if Rivers has a breakdown.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it is funny that talk has gone from
“it was a mistake to experiment with your best pass rusher”
to
“Mario Williams as an outside linebacker just isn’t fair to other teams”
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm on the record for hating the Watt pick because I wanted a real NT
But the mere fact it kicked OLB to the outside? Sploosh.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I want a real NT too
Even if not planetoid
Bt Mario is damned scary out there
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Mario to OLB
Wow. Screaming kid, beer, and senility all come together at once!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 16, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ain't they cute, though?
How I’m their father? I have no idea.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 17, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
#thingsBFDtellshimselftosleepeverynight
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So it seems I missed all the fun.
Ah well.
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Fun still goin on!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm slightly surprised everyone is all over The Abrego
I don’t think he is trolling. People may not agree with him, but he’s nothing like Bo$$man or TEXANSNUTT. Seems all right to me.
With that said I’m probably still drunk from last night.
by WhiskeyR on Sep 17, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd go with the whole drunk thing as a defense...
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- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
lol
/throws a milk bone
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 17, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
^Hey everybody! LQQk what dillo said^
We should call everyone in our crew and tell them the rec^^^^this. Then it will be green and he will feel awesome on the inside.
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