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Le sigh...
Bo$$man is already making us look like fools. Damn you 24 hour waiting period.
by BrownCrayon on Sep 16, 2011 9:49 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
^Awesome username for a Phins' fan
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Sep 16, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Didnt notice it till you said something
But that is freaking HILARIOUS!
by Its Gonna Happen on Sep 16, 2011 3:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Isn't that the kind of shit that got him banned in the first place?
glad to see he took it to heart.
this has all happened before and will all happen again
Apologies to Dolphins fans
Also, damn you 24 hour waiting period! /BrownCrayon’d
Bo$$man is an embarrassment. He typifies the term Internet bully, and he’s putting on a show for y’all so they we reinstate him here at BRB. Think his strategy will be effective? Yeah, not so much.
Bo$$man: You are a weak-minded, illiterate, and an all-around embarrassment to Texans fans. You know why nobody wants you around? Because you act like a moron. I gave you second AND third chances, and you managed to fuck those up. Kindly GFY.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
tell me again
why you guys had a change of heart to unban him in the first place? Its not like a second chance is going to change the fact that he has the maturity of an 8 year old. Personally I think he and NUTT might be two personalities residing in the same sad diluted body. Probably explains why he’s been stabbed 6 times, one for each of his personalities.
I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.
Let's be clear
There’s only one person to blame for his being reinstated: me. I could tell he was young, and he wrote a very impassioned email, so I decided to give the kid a second (a third, really) chance. Mea culpa, though, I would make the same decision again, as truly stupid as that sounds.
It’s very obvious he has some deep psychological issues going on, and he uses his Bo$$man persona to lash out and feel empowered, the latter of which, I’m guessing, he rarely feels in real life.
My post above is exactly what he wants. He wants us to feel embarrassed. I think the vast majority of people – Dolphins fans included this week – understand that one person doesn’t represent an entire fan base. To be honest, I don’t feel embarrassed. I feel sorry for him. He needs to find something in real life that makes him feel strong and empowered because he obviously lacks it now. He also needs to learn he needs to be the same person online as in real life. You can’t pick and choose your personality like that.
Am I doing some armchair psychology here? Sure. I could be completely wrong. But I would bet $5 I’m right, and I never, ever bet.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Completely Agree
I have always said the people who are the biggest jerks online are the ones who are the weakest in real life. It is the only way they can feel powerful, which is very sad if you think about it.
^^^^^^
Best avatar I’ve ever seen!!!
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by Carter Liles on Sep 16, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree. Just so you know, I've stolen the pic for my photobucket.
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Never try to baptize a cat.
Wow... 100% agreed... Nice one Mumford
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- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Thanks Guys
Though I can not take credit for creating it. I don’t remember where I found it, but make it I did not.
as far as I remember someone made it on the motherships forums.
Hell I probably quoted the guy who made it, I could find out.
.................
Aaaaaand
I stole it for my FB profile pic for the weekend.
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"...allegedly stole..."
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
The Texans are playing Miami, after all.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I think you are giving him way too much credit
He’s an ass who thinks his tired troll routine is funny.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
just some idiot who watches too much wrestling
and is trying to live out his fantasies of being a pro wrestler on the internet imho.
this has all happened before and will all happen again
Sort of like Andy Kaufman?
Except Andy had the balls to actually wrestle and “break” his neck.
.................
You're the 4th or 5th person I know to make that same connection.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
and they are probably all me.
Too many times have I said something about Andy. Hell, even posted a picture of him.
.................
Reminds me of Man On The Moon
when Kaufman’s agent told him the Kaufman & Lawler shouldn’t work together anymore, & I think we’re to that point with Bo$$man
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I appreciate your patience and compassion, BFD...
I think that it is better to err on the side of forgiveness, my position on Mike Vick notwithstanding…
You guys do an excellent job of keeping the level-of-discourse elevated and focused on football. The result is a very warm and entertaining online community.
Thanks again to you, Tim, and all the staff here for your efforts.
Good on ya’.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Wait, are you saying...
“It’s on me”?
by Nashmeister on Sep 16, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Then he's channeling a great man, if he is.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
I'M BATTLEFIGHTING HERE!!!
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Gritty is what he is...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
.....
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Sep 17, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
not happy with the fins fans...
saying TIm was stalking about how awesome we are and how much the dolphins suck…. I wish i could tell them that Tim’s really level headed, and that they have no clue what there talking about
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
I Just Read Those Comments
Have to admit, I was a little surprised. As you guys are well aware, I’m about the last guy who’s going to pump sunshine. I’m still unsure how my questions and answers were unfair or unreasonable.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I was puzzled by it
Heck, you’re still predicting 9-7 after the Peyton neck injury.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I Replied
To those comments.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Well played.
Also, thanks for the compliment in your answers.
Also, too, this team is going 11-5 at worst, and you need to just hop on the ol’ Pollyanna Sunshine Express.
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TOOT-TOOT!!!
Sorry… too much fiber…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
Basset farts
are what hell must smell like.
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ROFLMAO.... Preach brother!
…and no butt cheeks to clap a little warning…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Elvis has farted himself awake more than once.
Cuts one. Super sensitive nose picks it up. Gets up and moves across the room. Resumes sleeping.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Haha!
My dog Flash farted himself awake and started barking like crazy at it
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Sep 16, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Makes perfect sense to me...
My wife barks at me…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Excellent...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
I've done that
Seriously… you know how you’re out drinking with a new girl and you’re able to hold it in all night long even through sex, then at some point in the wee hours you fart yourself awake only to hope she is still asleep? Ahh memories….
by WhiskeyR on Sep 17, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just going to chalk it up to some weird complex that commentator base has
every time we said anything good about the texans offense in the question and answer thread they got real pissy like it was an insult to their team that we thought our offense(arguably the 2nd best offense in the league last year) could do anything against their defense, or that we would even dare compare ourselves to the Patriots. W/e.
this has all happened before and will all happen again
well, part of it is
our performance last season made a lot of them (Tom Jackson had us in SB) look like fools.
You could say the same about how some people here reacted to their positive views on their team
Annoying on both sides. I think both teams are kind of used to being overlooked by the media and the NFL fans from around the league. Just like we got defensive because they weren’t aware of our excellent TE’s they get defensive when we assume a part of their team is a weakness just because we haven’t heard about it on ESPN (because BSPN is too busy sucking Rex Ryan’s toes or something).
I think Bo$$man turned up the combativeness from their fanbase as well. Can’t blame them.
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64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
I definitely don't see what they're seeing.
Your questions seemed to designed around their perceived weaknesses and what they’re doing to improve them, while theirs were more or less general questions about our game plan. If the fans over there took offense to that, I’m not quite sure what they were expecting.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
backlash to Bo$$man probably plays a part
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
by papabear on Sep 16, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just to say,
I didn’t have any problem with your questions Tim. They were good questions that made perfect sense. Was there a little bit of homerism to them? Sure. but not any more than what Mosul had in his responses to your questions and not any more than I would expect from anybody talking about their own favorite team.
Him trying to call you out and make you look like an ass was completely uncalled for and I hope you don’t judge all of us by those few who were being disrespectful. I’ve always had fun talking with you guys and I know that you are knowledgeable about the game and your team.
Good luck on Sunday (just not too much =P)
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I can't brain today, I have the dumb.
28 "Phinsider Feud" Points
Is it any real surprise?
I’ve seen these “questions with the other team threads” and at least one thing is taken out of context or exaggerated on both sides.
That’s why I don’t bother posting or reading through them much.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Is this guy serious?
“And last I checked, Chad Henne out performed Matt Schaub by 200 yards against a BETTER defense.” by Mustang920
He only reason for the “by 200yds” is b/c we had a run game plus a huge lead, two things any team would love to have.
Ha whatever the Pats defesne is just as bad as last year. Maybe worse.
McCourty is well on his way to getting benched if he pays like he did Monday night.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I don't mind
if Henne out performs Schaub by 200 yards if at the end of the fourth the score is Houston 34- Maimi 24 .
I find it funny
How someone commented on Tim being delusional and self-serving with a bit of Holier than Thou in the questions he asked to PhinSider, when for as long as I’ve read these 5 Qs, it’s followed that same format. Not our fault they don’t want to ask about our lack of killing instinct by not scoring in the second half or anything else that showed up on Sunday.
Hell, I’d have liked to know why they signed Bush and try to use him as a between the tackles RB and not do anything to create a mismatch against New England with him on the field…
by Broward83 on Sep 16, 2011 11:15 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
They probably never saw the game and didn't know it was 34-0 at the half.
They don’t even go to their own games. Seriously how does a team go from Ronnie + Ricky to Bush and having to throw out of shotgun from 2 yds out.
All I know is...
It’s gonna be a battle. Neither team is going to simply roll over the other one, although I do believe my Texans have the upper hand.
With that said, I wish it was 3PM on Sunday already!
Cause those kids
are battlefighters…
/kubespeak
by Tailgate Andy on Sep 16, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I know a couple of people trying to cash in on that :-)
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I want to put money on this game
BFD who is your bookie?
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I know Bodog is popular, though. //shrugs//
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah..
Schefter has us being beat, too. Thing is, he points to Miami’s losing 11 of 12 at home and basically saying they’re due. So now major media are picking games like it’s a game of Roulette. "C’mon Red…black ten times in a row, can’t be black no more.. "
by Broward83 on Sep 16, 2011 11:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's as wrong in roulette as it is in football
They are mutually exclusive events.
That’s like giving the Texans the upper hand because we’ve never lost to them…even though both teams are drastically different from the last time we played.
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64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
and thank goodness for that
could you imagine our current defense going against Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams pounding the rock? /shudder
this has all happened before and will all happen again
I worry about them being hungrier than we are.
As far as it being wrong, same can be said about Bill Worrell jinxing Rockets’ free throws by saying “this guy hasn’t missed all night”.
Dunno.
Seems like all the players are truly embarrassed about what happened last year, and are doing everything they can mentally, to change it. Think they got a little complacent last year, when that’s the last thing they should’ve done with that defense.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
That and quaint, little things...
like coaching and a playbook not done in crayon.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd:
a playbook not done in crayon
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
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"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
I prefer the Wesley Snipes theory.
Always bet on black.
by Nashmeister on Sep 16, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't Andre buy about 150 tickets for the game?
That means there will be more Texans fans than Dolphins fans at the game. Though I vaguely remember there was one relative of his that refuses to wear Texans gear and went to the game on Andre-bought tickets and wore Dolphins jersey.
Think of all the other Miami alumni we have on our team
We may overrun the stadium with Texans fans
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
does Sharpton play on ST?
might hear some loud cheers if he lays a big hit on ST or while spelling DeMeco/Cushing.
He played on the defense quite a bit during the last game
So if the game gets as out of hand like it did against the Colts, we may see more Sharpton sightings
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
They were rotating him in with Demeco
Part of the plan to ease Demeco back into football shape after being out for so long.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
I remember that story.
For some reason I think it was Andre’s uncle.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
He could have least worn a Andre Johnson University of Miami jersey
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do I have to wait 24 hrs?
I feel like a parent standing outside someones house that my child is at, and my child is just terrorizing their house, and I cant get inside to try to stop it for another day.
My child is ‘Bo$$man’
by SpaceCityFan on Sep 16, 2011 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
If nothing else (and there is nothing else)
you have to give the guy credit for foresight. I mean, he knew he wanted to be a dick days in advance.
by BrownCrayon on Sep 16, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
He did
He sent an advance email.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Per SportsRadio610 via text
Arian Foster will play on Sunday. How much he’ll play will be determined as the game goes on
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Is there a way to ban Bo$$man from the entire SB nation?
not joking either, he is just going to troll and make fellow Houston blogs look bad.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Wouldn't most people just write him off as a troll?
I agree I cringe when I read his posts on other blogs, but surely people dont let one a-hole create a bias against an entire fan base?
The guys on the Saints blog were ready to hate us Texans fans.
and I’m talking cowboy hate.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
It's a knee-jerk reaction...
to pop off back at someone like that, even when you’ve been around blogs/trolls for a while. It’s honestly why trolls do it, because they’re guaranteed a reaction almost every time.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
If everyone would just consistently ignore trolls they wouldn't exist.
The fan in us makes that hard sometimes though. I gaurantee that at least once this season you will see this phrase on Phinsider, “at least y’all aren’t as bad as those Texans fans” It will all be because of Bo$$man. Of course we’ll probably have the same reaction to one or two of a teams more annoying commentors as well.
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
I doubt this will happen.
I gaurantee that at least once this season you will see this phrase on Phinsider, "at least y’all aren’t as bad as those Texans fans"
Simply because we have had a long history of bad blood with Jets fans, especially since they are our most hated rivals. Anyone we compare people to will always be Jets fans. Most of us actually don’t mind the Texans or their fans, unless we’re playing you guys.
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28 "Phinsider Feud" Points
I know your hatred of the jets well (I even share a little of it)
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
I approve of your hatred of the Jets.
I can’t say enough bad things about them, or their disgusting pig of a head coach.
His twin, however...
looks like he gets high, drinks white Russians, and bowls a lot.
Oh, and he eats. A whole fucking lot.
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And he has the audacity to coach for the cowgurlz...
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"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson
"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock
Never try to baptize a cat.
Hmmmm
Well I haven’t been here that long and I guess I was just going off of how I try to react to a single poster being an ass (not that it always happens). One of the things that I liked so much about this blog was the lack of trolls, but you will never be able to avoid them completely. I guess I would just think that if there is one guy making ridiculous statements with no logic or reason behind them, one would recognize him as a troll and not an indication of the entire fan base.
A handful of Chefs fans did some pretty good damage to my outlook on their team last year.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Those trolls last year
had me really enjoying the Bills Chiefs game week 1.
by Bobbythegreat on Sep 16, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Good point, there is that unintended upside...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
I just posted that on the Arian Foster Story. I am so tired of this guy.
Its ok to poke at another teams fans but to be done right disrespectful sux. I voted not to let him back in. The last time and we as a group let it happen.
I vote we let him back in, and then beat the SHIT outta him...
with words.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
So you want to give him exactly what he wants
"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
beefy wants to let the terrorists win.
:-)
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
So many layers to this... well done... rec'd
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
He drinks bud-light
what do you expect?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
An easy lay?
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
a blumpkin?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I thought tequila shots
were the sign of that.
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Tequila Taco Night???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYxO3Y-wOrM&hd=1
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You guys have no idea..
How easy I am.
Well, you guys that aren’t Jordann anyway.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
Repeated sober trips to the bathroom?
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not at all surprised by this.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
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