Open Game Day Thread: Early Games (09/18/11)
by Tim on Sep 18, 2011 11:00 AM CDT
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PrintAlthough Sunday doesn't officially start until 3:15 p.m. CDT when your Houston Texans kick off against the Dolphins of Miami, the NFL has curiously chosen to play other games before then. Thus, this is your open thread for the early games today. The official open thread for Texans-Dolphins will post at 3 p.m. CDT.
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go saints
I hope the bears get killed…
by _empty on Sep 18, 2011 11:03 AM CDT via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
go bears
don’t like the bears but am hoping they go in there and rough up the saints. We gotta go down to the big easy next week so go bears!!!!
get it while the gettins good!!!
So
You want the Saints out for blood when we come in?
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 18, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
it’s always harder to get a win vs a pissed off team comming off a loss than getting a win vs a relaxed team comming off a win.
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 18, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Worse in this case
since that means the Saints would be 0-2.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 18, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
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people will post links closer to game time.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Anybody watch Ortiz Mayweather last night?
Sorry for being off topic but I’d really like to discuss this with someone.
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
Dosen't Matter
Only one fight does. Until it happens, End of Subject.
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by WreckNTexan on Sep 18, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
and I would pay to see that fight, but I doubt that Mayweather and Merchant will actually fight :(
All we need is a time machine.
Set for 1961.
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 18, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
just watched the knockout on youtube
that was F’D up bro!!! man what a crazy fight I cant believe that
get it while the gettins good!!!
I know man
It all looked a lil cheesy though, from the headbutt to the numerous apologies, the “cheap shot” and even that arguement with merchant.
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My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 18, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I just watched it too
he must have been pissed off about the headbutt. Looks like he stunned him with a sucker punch then KO’d him. Must have been a helluva fight. What round was that in?
I think it was the fourth
Didnt watch it live. Seen people talking about it on ESPN last night
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 18, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
4th round
Weird thing is w/o that headbutt the score would’ve been 38 38 after that round
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My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 18, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Morning.
Go Seahawks, who, if they win, will be the first team in NFL history to have beaten two teams at once: the Stealers and the Refs.
See y’all later.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Let me get this straight.
There are ten early games and three late games. The Texans are one of those three late games, and yet we inexplicably get a competing late game and just one early game. Am I insane? There must be some method to their madness, but for the life of me, I can’t figure it out.
rooting for a Chargers v Texans AFC champ.
Grew up in San Diego born in Houston so Texans and Chargers are my teams in that order. Am curious to know what other teams yall root for and why?
get it while the gettins good!!!
I like the Bucs because I used to live in Tampa
and the Bears because i grew up in Chicago.
But mainly, for the AFC, I follow DaGoat’s advise over in the who to root for post, because the only thing I really care about is the Texans making the playoffs.
Texans of course are #1
but the other team I go for varies weekly, it just depends on who the cowgirls are playing
did I type that outloud? oops.
I like to watch the Packers and Bears.
Probably because I love seeing them playing in cold weather with great defense.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Always the best.
Nothing says football more than a cold weather game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Beer is a given isn't it?
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
by taylorrohrman on Sep 18, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't wait to see Sean Peyton go 0-4 against da Bears.
Also want to see what the Jags do in the Jets game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
lets go colt......
mccoy.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 12:00 PM CDT reply actions
iswydt
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
From what I saw on NFL Redzone
Colt looks ok.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup... settling in...
Using his feet to buy time… great pass on the run.
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I'm not sure
And then they have to waste a timeout early.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 18, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow Cam already starting fast against the Packers.
Either their defense has taken a step back or Cam is legit.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Playing against the Packer's D in FF
Glad to see their points go backwards. ;)
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 18, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
whats up fellas.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
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Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
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i hear that..im curious to see how the colts do today. if they stud up against clev. than we all the sudden look alot more legit.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
So far Kerry Collins looks remarkably like last week...
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CRAP...lol...i cant watch it. i seen they was up 3 tho.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I take it back...
I don’t know whether it is a function of the defense that he is playing or not, but Collins does look better today than last week. Which, I admit is like saying that a bag of suck is better than a flaming bag of suck, but still he looks more settled in the offense. He’s actually running some no-huddle stuff and he has made a couple of good “stand in” plays in the pocket.
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Up 10-0 over Green Bay...Whassup with Cam Newton? Kids a play-er.
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^this~
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Luke Mccown related to Tony Hawk?
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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
ha...no shit
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Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh...dam u reality
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See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Newton is kinda' surprising...
I was able to grab him off of waivers and stash him…
If the Texans keep running the ball effectively I may have to bench Schaub and give Newton a shot. I figure that they’ll (Carolina) be behind a lot.
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- MDC
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Like today
..er..wha?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah... a little late... and I'm still not sure about Newton
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He looks good
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
The Jags look horrible…If the Texans don’t go at least 5-1 in the division I will not be a happy man.
you can count on at least one WTF loss
after all we are Texans fans
by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 18, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That pretty much goes for all teams
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is my Friggin flag? Cutler gets tackled and no late hit there////???
Bullshit!!!
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On a side note
I think I am done with fantasy football after this year. I am tired of trying to track stats on game day, I just want to be able to enjoy watching football.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
carolina in the red zone again?
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It's fun and all
It’s just distracting. And I HATE situations like I will be in next week. Brees is my QB, but no way in hell I want him to do well against the Texans.
Phil Taylor looks pretty dang good.
When was he drafted, and why didn’t houston nab him???
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
2nd i think
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That makes me feel better.
For some reason i thought he was a 4th rounder that we passed on.
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 18, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
actually it was the 1st. 21st overall
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely not the way I would have called that one...
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To be fair
Green Bay’s only had the ball once, but 14 yards and 0 first downs in one quarter looks bad.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hmm that offense will disappear.
It did several times last year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
seems like they could punch it in with that run game
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
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Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow Ravens getting stomped by that Titans defense.
Second turnover already.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Four field goals for the Jets...
Jaguars employee bend but don’t break Defense…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
^this
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Streaming sucks today
at least for me anyways
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
Usually works great
I didn’t know it was on my end or what
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
where you streaming from?
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
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by WreckNTexan on Sep 18, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
firstrow
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Brees airs it out deep for henderson. Sweet...
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LOL
If things keep going the way they are I may be the first person to ever go 0-16 in the pick’em league.
by DTango on Sep 18, 2011 12:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
check that
I actually picked Oakland over the bills
by DTango on Sep 18, 2011 12:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's no Josh McCown
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
And neither one of them
is Rivers McCown.
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by MDC on Sep 18, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
SHSU! SHSU!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Wow he did 2 violations on one play
but only got called for interference
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Romo?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Titans defense
Tackling like a Frank Bush-coached team.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, at least I know the Hawks are losing because they suck and nit because they're getting screwed.
Yay draft!
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Andrew Luck, if for no other reason than to piss Harbaugh off.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
The Lions look, dare I say, good?
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Raiders are looking impressive as well.
Defense is livng up to its talent, and McFadden is playing very well.
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by bone31crusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Mark Sanchez sucks ass.
Can’t believe the Jets still have faith in him.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Saints call there was stupid
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I can't believe there is no early game on Fox in Austin...
I really HATE the NFL sometimes….
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They're running info-mercials...
Really? 2nd week in the season?
I guess I really hate the local FOX affiliate more than the NFL… in this instance.
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well down here in Mcallen they are showing soccer now that sux lol
by quiet_storm21 on Sep 18, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
City?
I’m from Edcouch Viva la maquina!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
you guys
watching the games on tv azteca?
by quiet_storm21 on Sep 18, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
dont you get the colts - browns game?
that’s what im watching
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup... on CBS...
Was looking for something to toggle to on commercials…
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definitely worth watching
and yes fox should have a game on but they suck huge floppy donkey dick
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a bad game.
McCoy is pretty impressive.
To say nothing of the awesomeness that is watching the Colts lose to the Browns.
It ain’t Peyton’s fault that McCoy is on pace to throw for 300.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
colt looks much better than last year.
but he needs a better line to block for him
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is McCown starting again?
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Rapelisberger's hurt!
Good! Stay down you scum-sucking piece of fucking filth!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't hold back, UT...
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I wouldn't but y'all can't hear insane laughter over the Internet.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Rapelieberger...which one?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
S'okay... that's how I feel about Mike Vick, Killer of Innocents
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Um, ok.
May have been a bit much, UT, but whatever.
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by bone31crusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're probably right.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What channel is that game on?
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by bone31crusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Minnesota running all over Tampa Bay
What’s that? The Tampa Bay bandwagon is thinning out?
"Lord, beer me strength."
Mark Sanchez is whining to the refs because he got hit in-bounds.
Such a fucking pussy.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Vikings stomping the Bucs.
McNabb looks to have rebounded from last week.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
This was expected
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
Steve Tasker is calling the BESF game.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:14 PM CDT reply actions
Snagged!! Nice pass...
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That was Graham.
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Casey nails a 53 yarder...
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Kasay...dohhhh
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Nice one
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Saints almost ran a fake Field goal.
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Which is a surprise
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Also a surprise?
That the Titans HAVE a passing game with Glass Joe at QB.
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Browns with the second TD.
Up 14-9 on the Colts. McCoy really playing well.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Anyone else see this?
@jcshurburtt Breaking: Source: Texas to Pac-12
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
the big 12 died when the longhorns network was finalized
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
With all that money at stake
I bet they will be creative.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
They'll have to make it a regional network
Pac-12 has rules in place to prevent 1 school networks.
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it's texas.
espn will find a way to please them. god wills it.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Worse thing comes to worse....
They share a network with OU and make megabucks.
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yeah and i have no problem with that.
i had a feeling ou and texas would stick together one way or another.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinkin'...
Killing the Goose That Laid the Golden Egg
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Heard that. I'm a big SEC homer and no particular hater of things Big 12 OR Burnt Orange, but I never thought
the balance of the conference would allow that to succeed.
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God I hate the NCAA.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's official.
Lot of different reporters are tweeting that OU, UT, Tech, and OSU are going to the Pac-12, making it a Pac-16.
The Big 12 is dead.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Big blow to a program like Baylor
On the rise behind Briles and now? They’re best hope is to try and get UH and some other schools in the Mountain West and make that conference strong.
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I would rather have them than Tech.
i wonder if TCU could join the pac 16 instead of lubbock
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Big East will be dead soon as well.
ACC accepted PITT and Syracuse.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
The Big East will save itself by.....
adding Kansas, Kansas State……..Baylor if TCU allows it…….maybe UH and SMU to try and get a group out here to lessen travel costs.
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both kansas school are good programs
and adding texas leftovers would definitely save them.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Those 5 would get them to 12
Allows those 6 schools to play in the West Division. Makes sense.
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I don't think so.
Word is that the Big East will dissolve and the ACC and Big Ten will grab the Big East teams.
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by bone31crusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So is it possible for the Chiefs season to get any worse?
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Texans fans can verify that yes... yes it can.
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So true
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Were you paying attention at all last year?
Of course it can get worse.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Losing to the Bills? Then losing their all star running back?
I’m not saying the Texans didn’t suffer, they did…oh did they, but the Chiefs are trying to out worse them (if that makes sense).
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Having Matt Cassel as qb?
It gets worse.
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What's the official word on Charles' injury?
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Shows you are destined for horrible luck
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
did Vilma get hurt
What happened to Vilma?? If they lose him thas big
get it while the gettins good!!!
Wow
Chicago nothing w/o Forte
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Bo$$man got a commercial!!!
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whut?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Bud Lite commercial I think...
Masked Wrestler wearing mask similar to dooshbags avatar….
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So Oakland decides THIS week to not be sucky?
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Have to say
I’m beginning to entertain the notion that Cam Newton is a legit qb.
Also, I’m less and less worried about us losing to the Bucs.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:39 PM CDT reply actions
So true
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
eh
I think the league will figure him out before too long.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost all of his passes are just deep throws.
That’s going to bite him in the ass soon.
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Not the offense.
The defense is real good. Looks like this division race will be between the Texans and Titans. Jags no longer have a QB.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
No
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
More like the Ravens look pretty bad
Compared to last year
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen...
THE WORST TOUPEE in all of broadcasting…
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I kinda thought that the NFC south teams had a soft schedule last year
get it while the gettins good!!!
That is because
They had a soft schedule last year
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
2+2=4
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
1 # 2 wr plus 1 #2 wr..... .equals the best #2 wr everrr!!111!!!!1!!11
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 18, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
...to some...
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came up with it last night. u can use it and apply it to everyday life if u want. sharings-caring
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You give and you give and you give...
You’re a giver…
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Please
I think cam is legit, but no way will the panthers come to reliant with a win
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 1:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wow hasselbeck ripping up the Ravens secondary.
Then again it isn’t the best around.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
The bucs are a decent team
But no way will they make the playoffs playing in the NFC south
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And they handed the ball to Ringer, not CJ
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Ravens not looking very touch today
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
*tough
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Not too far off.
They’re not doing a good job of touching opposing players today, either.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
Can't get pressure on Hasselbeck and there O-line isn't protecting well.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
but he
just winz
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Banned!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are you guys suprised about Tennessee
They are the most complete team in the division after all lol!!
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 1:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ha.
But looks like the Ravens are having a down game after blasting the Steelers week one. Titans just playing harder right now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
speaking of shit. what ever happen to sending bud adams sum shit to his office via delivery service? i put sum money to the side for that.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
All these penalties against the Stealers.
Apparently Bill Leavy is trying to atone for Super Bowl XL.
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Figures it is "safe: since the Seachickens suck this year?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Flacco has no one to throw to.
Titans in complete control right now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'm shocked
Don’t know if thats a good thing or a bad thing cus we have to play both of them this year
get it while the gettins good!!!
bad-division rival
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
im not sure.i cant watch it.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really.
Titans can’t run (again) but Ravens have no answer for the passing game.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
pollard must b in coverage alot
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
And the trashbirds are missing tackles like 2010 Texans
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh look Turk is actually back to being a good punter
by goingforthecorner on Sep 18, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
His average was OK last year
He just had bad shanks at the worst of times – pretty much choking
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Sort of
Likely to kick off a few minutes later
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
almost, game
starts at 3:25
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
by do on Sep 18, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hasselbeck about to drop 300 on them.
But they are so one dimensional right now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
LOL
Johnson getting booed
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yep
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
cant help but to lol at that...karma is cool sumtimes
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ0K.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
took me a second, but im glad i thought it through. lmao. guess i never thought about what cj2k stands for.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
When the don't blow coverage
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
safety good, corners beatable
Schaub put 400 on them last year.
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by do on Sep 18, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
and the Ravens with NO pressure
on QB
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
we should watch closely how tenn is doing that. game plan for protecting hasselbroad that is. might help us
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That O-line is pretty solid.
I’m surprised at how bad the running game is for them though. These first two games have all been on Hasselbeck.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
maybe its one of those down years for run blocking with their o-line. lord knows we've experienced a couple.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
thats the weakness in their defense. do they start jimmy smith?
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
ISWYDT
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This just in
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
I can't stream it
Don’t have it otherwise
I “can” stream it for like 1 second at a time with 3 second gaps
so I don’t
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was kind of a gimmick, but it's like pure, uncut football.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Take him out back and shoot him.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it
I had acess to NFL redone last week but now I dont
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 2:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Like that hottie at the end of the bar
a tease, but nothing more
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it
I had acess to NFL redone last week but now I don’t
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 2:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I don't get why the Ravens don't just attack the 8-12 yd area
BESF’s always in zone
That hole looks wide open every play
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
luke mccown looks like the human version of scar from the lion king
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently he's better than Garrard.
And, while I’m glad about it, I must admit I do not understand how Del Rio still has a job.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
They're waiting to hire DooshHozzle from UCLA and don't want to pay relo expenses...
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I see what you did there
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure I spent more time on that response...
…than DooshHozzle did in game-planning for the Horns… What a dick. I can’ stand him.
Comes off the field at half-time complaining about McCoy’s pass not being intended for the guy that caught it.
Classy.
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can'T stand him
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That would be suffering on an unprecedented scale for one team.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Stafford looks legit, too.
Detroit threatening to open a can on KC.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
They should after the Bills did.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
Megatron
Just let one bounce off of his numbers. In the end zone. Wow.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
Then makes up for it by catching a td one play later.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay I must have missed the ,eating, but how did Calvin Johnson get the nickname Megatron?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Meeting.
Fuckin’ iPad.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hipster toy
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure
But it’s my favorite NFL nickname by some distance.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
i think disrupticon is pretty awesum
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
It is more representative too
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
thats what im sayin. cool and fitting.
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
who made that up? pretty genius
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
it was given to him by former wr roy williams
he said he had the biggest hands he had ever seen and nicknamed him megatron. a couple of seasons ago johnson came out and said he didn’t want the nickname anymore but it has still stuck.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 18, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha the chiefs getting blown out
Good because I hate their coach, always bitches and cries when his team gets blown out
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Me too...
What’s the prognosis? Out for season?
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Haven't heard yet
But it looked bad. He’s on one of my fantasy teams, too.
Michael Lombardi tosses Brian Baldinger's salad.
With syrup.
I've had knee injuries...
It looked like he hyperextended it which would make an ACL less likely but still possible.
Vodka with a pick...
heh
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Haha
Who’s worse Luke mccown or rusty smith
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 2:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
AFC South is going to be between the Texans and Titans.
Somehow seems fitting to me.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
They (glitter kitties)
Need someone who can complete more than 1 of 2 passes
Well that ratio is a lot higher if you count catches by opponents
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea i meant after Garrard got cut
I thought the same before that
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Glossary link...
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Chuckie beat me to it...
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warming up for the game... :- )
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by chuckiepoo on Sep 18, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Niiiiiice....
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ANOTHER basset man here?!
We are taking over this place!
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Definitely a quality crowd...
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Dog lover for sure but our child is a jack rat terrier, Hunter.
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S'okay... canine companionship FTW
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awkwaaard...
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No
I mentioned sociopaths.
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
wow.
that and the post about standard posts at BRB completed my life.
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
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Baby-Eating Sister-F@&$ers
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate to say it
But I always thought that tennessee would be a competitive this year
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 2:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
JaMarcus virus got him...
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by Joe25 on Sep 18, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty much expected
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
TD Nola
Darren Sproles.
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Never mind.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
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WHOA
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What?
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
They keep it.
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which jj do u speak of?
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
gabbert time
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll improve on last year which was his best overall season.
He’s steadily gotten better. Talking about Jacoby.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
No.
He is who he is. A freakishly talented athlete who will alternately amaze and enrage you.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Kolb reminds me a bit of Favre
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
Damn!
Detroit is just bitch-slapping the Chiefs around.
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I always associate the Chiefs HC with Josh McDaniels for some reason
I consider them both douches. And the Chiefs fans, my god. Never met a bunch of cocky people with less to be cocky about.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Todd Haley makes Josh McDaniels
look like Frank Sinatra.
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A no soul mean spirited mobster?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
...with a voice like BUTTah!?!
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^this
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
That.
But, also, the antithesis of douchey.
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native americans have already been through so much
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Chiefs give up 40 points in consecutive weeks.
They might be in the Luck sweepstakes after all. 5 turnovers wow.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
...and he's still overrated
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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by Autra on Sep 18, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bold Prediction
Schaub has a great game. I think he was pretty unhappy with his play last week, and he has a history of bouncing back well from off games.
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver...2011 = defense > awful.
Agreed. I think he definitely sees himself as more of a leader as opposed to just a serviceable game manager...
Although I’d certainly take the latter and a “W”.
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Aryan Nation??
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4 sum reason i dont think that one will stick
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by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Pterodactyl
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm liking this one too.
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Vreekinator?
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I like that one
It really rolls off the tongue.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
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I don't see why they don't exploit that zone hole more
and Flacco seems impatient
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
..images of sodomy...
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Please tell me the Seahawks game has ended already.
/looks up
//it’s still on
///quietly sobs
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There is still time on the clock
but the game was over a long time ago
feel better?
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Oddly, no.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
jags game is so bad they switched to the Bills/Raiders game. Thank God.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Holy mother of Durga!
There’s another Texans fan here!!!
/faints
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raiders buff is best game today sofar
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Not bootleg
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Spiller finally looking like the weapon the Bills thought he would be.
Also lol @ the Chiefs. 6 turnovers now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Is Stafford injured or did they pull him to rest him?
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hot dogs wrapped in bacon with cheese
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
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Buenos dias, beetchez.
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Buenos tardes
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
WHO DAT!?
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
It's bfd.
You can see his screenname at the bottom of his post.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
by Autra on Sep 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, if it wasn't bad enough already,
there go the property values in this ’hood.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Howdy.
There’s another Texans fan here in the bar!!
I don’t know what to do with myself!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Kiss him. Passionately.
With tongue.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Ummmm... you might want to contract that out...
Cat tongue… ya’ know…?
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I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Sep 18, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice...
…with that Seattle weather the setting would be right… HEEEERE we ARRRRE!!! Born to be kings!!!…
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- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Do a suggestive writhing dance to let him know you appreciate him.
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The Dreamshake
Offer him some bleach.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Fitzpatrick with the clutch throw.
He’s quietly become a pretty good QB.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
not cool at all
But their D looks very meh
Never putting any pressure on the qb
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
but they lost to the jags who are losing to the Jets
and the ravens beat the steelers. We’re going to blow them all out
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Steelers have shut the Seahawks out the last two times they've played.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Oh thank God it's over.
However, watching the Chiefs has made me feel a LOT better.
48-3…daaaaaaaamn.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
And this makes me unspeakably happy
Because I wish they’d all die in an AIDS-related fire.
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...while being hit by a speeding runaway train?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
While their mothers watch
and are being violated by Ben Roethisberger.
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They or their mothers?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
See, the other stuff was believable,
…but that’s just pushing my imagination a little too far.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
It's a stretch
to think that Big Ben would rape a football team and a bunch of moms??
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Given the time and a Guiness World Record witness, I'd say he'd be game to give it a shot.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Niiiiiccce... Mid-game form already... It's gonna' be a goodern.
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Still laughing
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
I have no idea how an "AIDS-related fire" would work
but ever since I came up with it, it’s made me giggle every single time.
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...still
I’m a collector of things that are just so damn wrong… My wife thinks that I use “House” as an instructional video.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
They had me at his address being 221b...
The caustic dumbass-aversion is just icing.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
colts say...dont 4get me
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
nice ring to that
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It rolls off the tongue.
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34th in the league
yes, they are THAT bad
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ Spiller
Wow.
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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
Need.real.game.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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I think it's scheduled
for 3pm.
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Check your watch
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
As in a few seconds from now.
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FUUUUUUUUUU
Satellite went out because of this thunderstorm.
Great timing as usual.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I wonder if evreyone is going to jump back on the Pit bandwagon
If they do then thats bulshit Seahawks suck as bad as the Colts do and I bet even if we win today we wont get talked about as much as Pit does.
Worse, actually.
Colts will eventually get Manning back. Seahawks are stuck with Tavaris Jackson all year.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
this^^
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That was an amazing catch by moore in the raiders. Dammmmnnnn
Jason cambelll looks reall good.
Moore one of my Volunteers!!!
Speaking of which, they’re stud WR justin Hunter screwed his knee up yesterday.
/sighs
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
and ZERO sacks by the Ravens
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I could look this up, but...
who were they playing?
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Ah.
Damn…I kinda wanted TB to start 0-2, just because they are young enough that I think the wheels would come off quickly there.
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At what point do you do the decent thing and just put the Chiefs down?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
ASAP
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I'll pull the trigger.
Just give me the word.
God, I hate those motherfuckers so motherfucking much.
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how many attempts?
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if we lose
the Colts will be last in our division when the day is over. Awesome.
we dont lose today
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anyone in the world...
outside Tennessee actually call that one! Looked like a typical Houston let-down game by the Ravens. Not this year!
Wow Cam just went over 400 again.
62 yard completion to Steve Smith.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Damnit CBS.
There was at most 2 minutes left of Raiders Bills.
I'm a household name... at my house.
Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.
My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.
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