As for the game ... guh. Yeah, I know the Texans are winning, but --- statistically speaking --- they'd have been better off going for both of those fourth downs. Not that Kubiak (or any coach, really) has the juevos to make such a call. A boy can dream, however.
I'll pencil that one in right after the Alison Brie-Mila Kunis-MDC pants party in the pants.