JUGGERNAUT @ Dolphins: 2Q Open Thread
by MDC on Sep 18, 2011 3:55 PM CDT
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See those ribs? Yeah, I dunno what your menu looks like today, but I'm chowing on those and swilling roughly 382 screwdrivers. Because I can.
As for the game ... guh. Yeah, I know the Texans are winning, but --- statistically speaking --- they'd have been better off going for both of those fourth downs. Not that Kubiak (or any coach, really) has the juevos to make such a call. A boy can dream, however.
I'll pencil that one in right after the Alison Brie-Mila Kunis-MDC pants party in the pants.
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JONATHAN JOSEPH IS A REAL CORNERBACK
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
He may well be a dragon.
I’ve never seen one of those, either, so I can’t really say one way or the other.
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by MDC on Sep 18, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
JOSEPH!
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Joseph with his 1st INT as a Texan!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I DID SAY MARIO WOULD HAVE THE FIRST PICK
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
Texan fans
They actually showed Texan fans at an opponent’s stadium. Usually only the other way around.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 3:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I would like to express my discontent at the playcalling
Kubiak should be fired then we can tank the season and draft Andrew Luck. YEAH!
TRAID SCHAUB
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
MARYO SUCKS!!!
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Every time we pass to a WR
I am going to bitch that Kubes didn’t watch MNF and isn’t getting the TEs involved enough.
Even if it is AJ?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
TRAID AJ
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
J JO with the first pick
like it was meant to be
MARIO SAYS "FUCK YO COUCH, CHAD HENNE!"
/wipes cleats on couch
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odododod
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes!
That’s the only goal of 98% of what I write in the comments.
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Too bad your completion rate on that is worse than Sanchez's
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True
I should stick to hanging out on other teams’ blogs, bitching about my coach to people who don’t care.
/I kid because I love
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Something Something Texans playoff appearances.
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Something something got lucky playing Mr. Choke in Super Bowl something
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....
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There we go!
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Jean Paul Sartre
FIRE KUBIAK
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I'M OVERDOSING
ON OWEN DANIELS!
/shitty joke
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by MDC on Sep 18, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Pity rec.
That must have been sitting there for awhile.
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I used it last year in a 2DH
I’m terrible about joke recycling.
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Can we quit bitching about the terrible playcalling now?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
agreed. everyone was spoiled by the indy stomping.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You've been around here long enough to know
that the answer to that is “only until the next questionable call.”
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troofiness
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
More of a forlorn hope than an actual question
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
TOUCHDOWN DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Owen Daniels!
The whole “TEs are going to demolish the Dolphins” predictions is starting to form.
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OOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Finally
Hmmmm… TE’s are effective against miami’s defense? Who woulda thunk it?
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 3:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Kubiak?
As he used them?
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lets clean house guys
we only have 13 points in the second quarter
so SICK of this Konserviak play calling!!!!!
We should have had 2 TDs on that posession!!!! grrr
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
and gone for 2 - TWICE!!!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Should have gone for 2
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 18, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure if serious
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What the hell??????
Tebow lining up as a WR for Broncos.
by Mr. Robie on Sep 18, 2011 3:58 PM CDT
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Gotta please the fans somehow.
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Jack of all trades type thing?
by Its Gonna Happen on Sep 18, 2011 4:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Trying his best James Casey impersonation
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT???!!!!!
James Casey is an ACE of all trades sir! He’s also an elite QB but is too polite to push Schaub out of the way.
by Its Gonna Happen on Sep 18, 2011 4:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
That's why it's an impersonation
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
it's so nice to actually get to the quarterback regularly.
this wade guy may actually know something about running a defense
Thunderfoot
already allowed his return for the game
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He looks like the cuddliest teddy bear ever.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow,
Can’t cover anyone better than that. Great catch.
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Can't coach height
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Great fucking catch.
Wowza.
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Perfect coverage but he still catches it
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Cushing with a not-head-on tackle
Who has two thumbs and isn’t surprised?
THIS GUY!
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So it seems when they take Bush is out, the running game and passing game does better.
I wonder who saw this coming.
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brooks reed didnt set the edge
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Daniel Thomas: better than Reggie Bush
Stunning to approximately zero people.
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Up the middle, even.
Shocker.
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Shaun Cody did recover a fumble once though.
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
HOF caliber fumble recovery.
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Yup.
And this one time, I won $5 on a lottery ticket. I guess that makes me a millionaire.
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Brooks Reed
Gotta get better at setting the edge.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ryans gotta make that tackle
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Time for the defense to step it up
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
3rd down
please
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Glover Quin can tackle
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GQ
PUTTING A STYLISH TACKLE ON THOMAS!
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A very smart player
When he’s not in Hail Mary situations, anyway.
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It's so funny to me...
how he was able to rebound from that game and the game right after it (Jets?). From that point forward, it was like he got really offended at the jokes and decided to be a solid corner. And now? Now he’s all, “oh, yeah, I can do this safety thing. Y’all should’ve thought of that a while ago, suckas!”
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safety play
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Quin putting on a tackling display
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I'll take it.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
That was close
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Joseph hurt. ugh.
Brandon Marshall had 1v1 on Jason Allen, I thought Henne was about to throw a fade there.
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2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
BLOOOOOCKKKKED
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
BLOCKED FG
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Yessir!!!
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Ha, suck it, 'Phins.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
JJ!!!!
DROTY
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JJ WATT DOES EVERYTHING BETTER THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO ANYTHING
(UNLESS YOU ARE MARIO WILLIAMS.)
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by MDC on Sep 18, 2011 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
JJ "5000" Watt with the tip!!!!
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
J.J. Watt got it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I still can't believe the BESFs beat the Ravens
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
by Autra on Sep 18, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
MOAR points please
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, in there's actually a defense & a real scheme now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Amazing what a real defense brings to a game!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
That's Mario Blanco
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Mario Blanco...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Mario Blanco
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Blocked kick!
Awesome job by the defense.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Just a little wide
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
So the middle of our line on FG situations
is Mario and Watt?
That’s solid.
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Ugh, Miami saw that play from the start.
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Where are the throws down field?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Wimpy play calling
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Troof.
WTF? Where is the Casey motion? Where are the waggles?
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yep
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
and the bad pass
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I figured that.
I just wanted to southpaw some shit.
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69 yarder...and coverage arrived on time. good stuff... ;- )
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Booming Punt
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2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
HARTMANN WITH THE BOOMSTICK
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Shop smart...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Cannon!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Missle of a punt
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69 yards on the punt
Nice!!!!
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
"Hot Jesus" made me laugh way more than it should've
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somewhere in the atmosphere...
hartmans punt is reentering
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
Glad they changed their minds
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Great punt
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
NASA is still calculating
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that pizza hut guy put bush on his fantasy team.
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
What a bust for him
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 18, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe
someone would draft Reggie Bush for their FF team.
Heh
MJ4Sports Matt Jackson
The Dallas Cowboys are nothing more than a Ponzi scheme. Total frauds. Can’t even stop Alex Smith. 14-0 SF
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
PI? No...
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2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Bullshit call on first glance.
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great defense
Why are there flags?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
What?????
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
It was?
I didn’t see him fall down that time
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Kareem Jackson...
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Nevermind.
KJax pulled his jersey. Jesus, Kareem.
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Not that this has anything to do with anything...
But ’Jesus Kareem ’ would be a sweet band name.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
costly game
looks like we’ve lost Joseph and Foster so far
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Apparently
Looked a little gimpy and hasn’t been seen in a while.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Foster's back...
but either lost his burst or the playcalling is setting him up to fail
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Or Miami has a really good run defense.
Which, you know, they kinda do.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
I love how Watt has to make tackles on plays right up the middle.
Wait, no … “love” isn’t the word I’m looking for…
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Kareem Jackson
“He’s still shitty.”
“Aye.”
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Cross Antwaun Molden off then!
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You're fired Kareem Jackson.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
No literally, he's on fire.
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Nervous
We need to find the endzone
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
Wade Aid, Seconds Please
Who's the NT right now?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Defense getting tired....this game is slowly turning for Miami.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
Can Shaun Cody please do something?
He’s getting pushed around like nobodies buisness
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Is it too late to call Igor Olshansky??
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
jojo out?
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Shaun Cody is getting his ass kicked.
PLEASE CUT HIM!
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Jason Allen just taunted the Miami crowd.
$10 says they go right at him again.
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Moreso
now that JJ is off. I can’t even fault Allen for talking some shit, but I don’t think it works out well for him.
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Mike Pouncey is killing us.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Kubiak needs to get it together
Texans are getting out coached. They’re winning on talent and a little luck.
by psmtz on Sep 18, 2011 4:22 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
This comment.
It is full of delusions.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Getting lucky...Miami stopping themselves.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
Antonio Smith has the best celebrations
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Did someone just say that the ILBs were the strength of this D?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Smith with the deflection
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I love this line.
-Cody of course.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Love Smith's celebrations.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Why do teams even pass against us??
by splanket on Sep 18, 2011 4:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Because we take Cody out of the line up on occassions
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
NO GOOD
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Man, we are getting a TON of breaks.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
And he shanks it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
hahahahhaha
No good
mind fucked!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
dammit jojo
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't care, at this point.
A win is a win.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Sep 18, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
I bet he focused on trying to get air on the kick that he pulled it too much! We are owning on special teams
by goingforthecorner on Sep 18, 2011 4:23 PM CDT reply actions
"The honey badger done fucked him up, ha ha ha"
or,
JJ Watt caused him to appear foolish, which causes me mirth.
by cubic on Sep 18, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Watt got into their kickers head by blocking the previous gimme field goal attempt.
Missed again?
Wow
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
hey...weve lost a couple games like that too
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
/curses Kris Brown's children
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
...pretty sure Kris Brown owns cats...
…I’m just sayin’…
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Hey
They say to be champions you need some luck :)
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 4:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I need a TD.....it would make me feel a lot better
/although this defense is doing a great job at not breaking
"Lord, beer me strength."
Jeez it's so weird
To have a competent defense.. I had just learned to expect touchdowns in those situations
by D-Higs on Sep 18, 2011 4:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
For the team's confidence for sure.
Phins got the mo working but screwing up at the end in the red zone.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yes they do.
Defense needs to stop the run next drive.
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 18, 2011 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
They just skip the kickoffs now?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
They missed the FG, there was no kickoff
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
What the hell are we going back to commercial for?
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Get your shit together CBS
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Its so funny how on edge everyone is this game.
We not doing too shabby. And the defense is saving us. How awesome is that?
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
two minute drill
need a td before the half
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
i didnt think he was gunna catch that
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ, I think I love you.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
NOW THERES YOUR BALLSY CALL
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
ANDRE JOHNSON
Highlight Reel baby.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Sweet Dre!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Deep bomb to Andre!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beastly catch
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
My hero!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
conservative call!!!!
FIRE KUBIAK!!!
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 18, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ!
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
They short on commercials or what?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Trying to hurry up & pay bills
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuckin' 'Dre
He’s just alright at football.
by splanket on Sep 18, 2011 4:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
There was movement in my jeans when he caught that!
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
front or back
and why are you wearing jeans when it’s 96 degrees?
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
both, and im actually in a robe, jeans just sounded better
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Andre is ridiculous
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Did we receive the ball to start the Game?
wasn’t ab;e to see the first 5 minutes of the game
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
yup
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
So many frikin commercials...
10 commercials for every one play
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Announcers are trying
to recuperate after seeing that awsome catch from AJ
by DerrickDoll 7 on Sep 18, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you want him fired too?
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
McClain_on_NFL John McClain
Brett Hartmann’s 69-yard punt was the longest in team history. This is his second game in the NFL.
I was watching the Seahawks game last week.
Jon Ryan pounded a 76 yarder. Punters love the lockout?
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Quick question:
Any Andre Johnson fans on this blog?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
DONT EVEN JOKE
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Who?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
you mean andrew johnsons?
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 18, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha you guys are awesome
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
we have a bryant johnson...
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 18, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He's no Larry Fitzgerald
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Dude has playoff swagger.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Mad amounts of clutchitude.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
No way? It was that bad?
I saw him get carted off.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
5.9 wins.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Right now they're hoping for that .9 of a win
Better than these 40something-3 blowouts.
"Lord, beer me strength."
taken out of action by a mascot
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen Seattle?
Suck for Luck competition is gonna be tight.
Here
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Jamaal Charles will undergo an MRI on Monday to confirm his torn ACL, but the initial diagnosis doesn’t look good.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Damn, he was on my fantasy team
Wait, I don’t play fantasy football & I don’t care about the Chiefs.
/inner Raider fan couldn’t be more excited
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Was a great pass
No slowing down to catch that one to AJ
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
No, sponsors bought all the tickets to sell the game out
They gave the tickets to season ticket holders
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Foster was great in short yardage last year.
He jsut needs time to get into football shape.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Andre is a God.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
obvious comment is obvious.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Halftime game
What job does it look like Tony Sparano should hold on appearances alone?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Wow I thought Cameron wake would be a problem
Not Jason Taylor
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 4:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Heh,
You just had to say it, didn’t you?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Clock is fricking running lets go.
Finally after running thirty seconds off the clock. SHit!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Good timeout
Two left, 35 seconds should work out pretty well for us.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Off topic
but i just checked the box score for the carolina/Gb game. Cam Newton has been airing out in his first two starts, not enough to win but he’s def. playing like a first overall pick
Ugh, ugly Red Zone offense.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
Winston having a bad game
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
I blame Cody for giving up that sack
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
He's a great interview on the radio, so people probably thought he's better than he really is
same thing happened with Pollard
by goingforthecorner on Sep 18, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, now that DA is back on the team...
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No one getting open?
Can’t see downfield – crappy camera work
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
At least we are moving the ball in the first half. Unlike last year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
iced
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Trying to ice Rackers
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
well, we left sum points out there but not bad. except im worried bout jojo
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
16 first half points aint bad
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
Not sure I agree.
We should have had at least one moreTD IMO.
another wasted trip to the red zone
and more shitty playcalling. how ‘bout one single f’ing fade to the best WR on the planet. Every other team in the NFL does it, I guess Kubiak is too smart for that.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Nah, benn thinks we should get a TD every possession lol
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Shit soprano
U can’t fuck with rackers
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 4:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
texans need to practice red zone fade passes
by psmtz on Sep 18, 2011 4:36 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
I practice them all the time on Madden
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Straight down the middle on that one
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Who would've thought
People would be complaining about a 16-3 halftime lead?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
The bandwagon is still strong.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Strong in the bandwagon, we are...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 18, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good point
Out of context, it’s great.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
6 quarters of football...10 points surrendered.
I’m all kinda tingly down below.
I'm going to scream that fact out next time my wife gives up the lovin'
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I think it is the lack of redone production.
Especially looking forward to playing the good defenses on our schedule.
The lead is fine.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 18, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Redone = redzone
Stupid iPad spell correction
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 18, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
My office gave me one.....so why not use it?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 18, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as it leads to a 32-6 win, I'm fine
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Would Should Could
We should have won 11 games last year.
I’ll take a 16-3 lead on a top 10 defense on the road with a second half to improve on the redzone offense.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
good point
but to be a good team, we need to convert in the redzone
Let's become a winning team first...
Then over subjective interpretations of “good” after that.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
I'll take it
But we should have at least 21 points.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
LDJA12:
richardjustice Richard Justice
Texans CB Johnathan Joseph taken to lockerroom with injury.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
dam u math
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
sobbing
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Was Joseph sobbing or you?
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
all me
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
injuries are the only time its ok, so ur forgiven
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This was the knock on him.
Fragile.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 18, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN NNAMDI
ignores all evidence that he didn’t want to play in Houston
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Henne hit him in the fucking face
and he was nowhere close to catching it.
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LOL
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
What 3 points allowed in a half
Is that possible
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 4:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yep, Miami failed in the red zone
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 18, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, I can't believe the Bills beat Oakland
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
The bills look legit.
Though they haven’t played a good team yet.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 18, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Raiders almost had the hail mary.
Two guys caught it defender came up with it.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah, do we play them this season?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank God
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
He's the real deal, just gotta cut back on the picks. 3 today.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, not looking forward to that game
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
To the sumthinth power
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems a bit low
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it mean the Titans are better than the Steelers?
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it means this
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ravens...
… crush the Steelers and then lose to Matt H. and the not so Titans??!
by Scruffy The Janitor on Sep 18, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions
That will damage their power ranking severely
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Satellite screwing up
I’ll take it if we get rain
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Thankfully I have cable
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What is with the dorky guy and the degree ad?
Bring back the Nestea girl!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
With a creepy stare
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
It has been a football ... game so far.
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Needs more Mitchell & less Cody
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember how last year we had to manufacture that comeback against the Redskins in game 2
Just saying its nice to have a lead.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
jojo out
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
dammmiit!!!
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Why is there no word on Jo?
Was he just cramping?
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CB Johnathan Joseph has a right ankle injury and his return is questionable.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
more like doubtfull. hope hes ready for the saints at least
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Scurfield
CB Johnathan Joseph has a right ankle injury and his return is questionable.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Whoa really?
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Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh god so many commercials
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