16-3. Could just as easily be 16-9. Could also just as easily be 28-3. Theoretically, it could be 120-0, but that would be, like, a record or something.
Things we know: JJ Watt is good. Andre Johnson is good. Matt Schaub suddenly seems to have pocket awareness. Dan Carpenter looks like Kid Rock's homeless cousin. Reggie Bush doesn't matter in NFL games. I am drunk. The odds of my playing Roger Creager, and the volume at which I play it, go up exponentially with each drink.