It's The Third Quarter Open Thread, And You Will Post In It!
by MDC on Sep 18, 2011 4:52 PM CDT
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Print16-3. Could just as easily be 16-9. Could also just as easily be 28-3. Theoretically, it could be 120-0, but that would be, like, a record or something.
Things we know: JJ Watt is good. Andre Johnson is good. Matt Schaub suddenly seems to have pocket awareness. Dan Carpenter looks like Kid Rock's homeless cousin. Reggie Bush doesn't matter in NFL games. I am drunk. The odds of my playing Roger Creager, and the volume at which I play it, go up exponentially with each drink.
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CB Johnathan Joseph has a right ankle injury and his return is questionable.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
So according to Dan Fouts, we've been watching a football game
Also, the team that scores the highest number of TDs, FGs, Safeties, Extra Points and 2-point conversions will likely be the team that ends up winning this game.
Is that all the info on j jo?
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Sep 18, 2011 4:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
AFLAC
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What if I shit in it?
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That's what the basement's for.
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Mind the CoLOLts fans.
They’re getting shit on enough by their own team.
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I will post in it if I feel like.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Until it becomes too mainstream?
Heh heh heh.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 18, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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Needs moar ribs.
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and nestea girls
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
2 score lead at the half
Time to curl up into that Konserviak turtle shell and protect a lead. Wade, droppem’ back to the goal line. Ricky, I wanna see a run, run, short pass every series.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
They had to put him down...
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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
by DilloTex on Sep 18, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
anyone have an answer?
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Carlos Rogers
fucked him up.
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Still looks infinitely more competent than last year.
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Wait,
we don’t have our best CB in the game, and we look worse?!?
How did this happen??
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
their bout to air it out
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
^this
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Just got here
enjoying a 2 score lead, but not happy with the offense red zone calls. Also our run d is a huge problem
SO MANY COMMERCIALS
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DO YOU HAVE A PLAN MAJOR CALLAN?
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Surrender, compare Miller and Bud Lite commercials.
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WTF??!
a defensive timeout on first down on the first series? what’s so complicated about dropping into a soft zone?
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 4:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bruised Ego - Out For The Season
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
JoJo
Is Joseph injured??? I have no sound in this damn cowboy bar
by TexansForLife on Sep 18, 2011 4:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ankle Injury, return questionable
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
JoJo ankle hurt; out for rest of game
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
ORLY, Nostradamus?
And you know he won’t come back how?
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Through my powers of careless assumption, counselor...
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- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Ankle injury.
Return questionable.
/redundant
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
If Tom Brady hits 500 again in this game, I quit
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damn
I’m so sick of injuries
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Sep 18, 2011 4:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah he grabbed the guy
But it was still a smart thing to do
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder how the Phinsider is reacting to this game
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
[Complaint about something wrong with this team that isn't a problem]
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by Jon Banks on Sep 18, 2011 5:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
[plea to fire/trade some player or coach]
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SARCASTIC REPLY IN ALL CAPS
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Derailing comment about something completely un-related
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[PSYCHOTIC RANT TAKING YOUR SARCASM PERSONALLY!!!]
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
[This comment questions your patriotism.]
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[Implying that Kareem Jackson looked good on this one play I saw sometime so he must be getting better.]
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
[Shaun cody recovered a fumble, therfore, Hall of Famer]
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*therefore
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[$omething raci$t]
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
by Autra on Sep 18, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
[THIS COMMENT TALKS ABOUT WHAT A BADASS I AM...]
HOW MANY TIMES I’VE BEEN STABBED…
AND THAT I’LL KILL YOU WHEN I MOVE TO HOUSTON SOME DAY!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Isn't that the default setting?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
FIAR KOOOBIAK!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Needlessly douchey response and parroting of popular overstatements.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Why doesn't Cody get injured instead?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
That wouldn't be fair to other teams for the Texans to have that much talent.
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It's hard to get injured doing nothing
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Delayed OU'd
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
who wouldn't?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, not Marc Anthony anymore
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
one of
The last players we can afford to lose. But if his return is questionable that means it isn’t too serious right?
Dirt dog pimp
by jahunter221 on Sep 18, 2011 5:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Tate with power.
Hope Foster gets right soon. he did miss a lot of football.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Got no satellite - but not complainin
I am getting rain
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
been rain here all day
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Casey wide open
Holding, forget it.
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Two holds on Winston now?
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Damn, that ruined a nice catch by Casey
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
As long as you are comfortable...
…with 300 pound men looking at you like you are looking at her…
You’re good.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
in the game thread?
really guys? fuck off with this shit
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Sep 18, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
wouldn't want to disturb shitty Fiat commercials with hot chicks
sorry about that.
by Toolshed1 on Sep 18, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fake
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 18, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Winston's decline
Need to start looking for his replacement. He’s quickly becoming a liability.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 5:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
rashard butler time!
/jumping the gun, but seriously wtf winston
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
since when do you need dancing in a car commercial?
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Jean Paul Sartre
Point taken.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
When it's not about cars
It’s about suits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bbhFY-RPLM&hd=1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
[repeated comment about J-Lo fantasy]
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I'm into hot bitches...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Off topic
But am I the only one who hates that j lo commercial
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 5:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Word.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
My twitter timeline is blowing up with hatred for that commercial
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rec'd
She’s only two tacos shy of an Elma Barerra
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I'm really starting to lose my patience with Winston.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Winston is sucking it up
This is a rhythm offense and if we get in that type of hole with the way this game has been, then forget it.
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Moar JLo!
Winston should go play for the disastros, just sayin, he can hit a baseball
did I type that outloud? oops.
[reply fail to some comment]
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To his credit
He’s doing a decent job on wake
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 5:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
probably only seems that way
because he is holding him instead of letting him cream schuab
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
and he gave up a sack earlier anyways
not doing that good
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Lays Barbecue or Sour Cream?
Hard choice
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R. Bush: 4 carries for 10 yards.
Someone traded for this guy.
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Contract Year stats
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and them there were 3
Cushing now down also…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 5:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Using runs in the middle and short outside passes to negate the pass rush.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
3 points, great
This defense has not been very good today.
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Yes, this is a problem.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Shocking.
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Runs up the middle.
Wow, did not think the NT problem was this bad.
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I did
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You must have been the only one then
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
gashed...
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 5:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So Marshall just made Jason Allen his bitch?
Great.
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Yikes not looking good
this game is in danger
by goingforthecorner on Sep 18, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
If he did, he'd be better than Shaun Cody.
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm 95% sure
that I could be at least as effective as Shaun.
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Greaaaaaaaaaaat...
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Someone tell Allen to tuck his damn jersey in and get up on the WR.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I hate that liquor stores are closed On sundays
Also, Brandon Marshall is a beast. Can only tip your hat to plays like that
by D-Higs on Sep 18, 2011 5:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
FUCK!!!!
Our run defense sucks
by TexansForLife on Sep 18, 2011 5:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That's all it took
Kubiak again proves that turtle-shelling with a lead does not win games. Wonder if he will get another team to prove it with.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 5:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Damn kubiak and his holding penalties!
by kaizer on Sep 18, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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He hasn't turtle shelled this game
Not sure why you are saying that
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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Lord.
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TORCHES!!! WE NEED TORCHES!!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
You do know...
you sound like a fairweather fan when you make comments like that.
"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." - Mark Twain
ALL. GAME. LONG.
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Is one of Frank Bush's horcruxes still somewhere among the coaching staff?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Again with the J-Lo commercial
She’s hot and all, but it’s overkill now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
I think it was more Brandon Marshall being really good
Than Allen being really bad
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Asking Jason Allen to single cover Marshall that close to the end zone was silly
he was feverishly calling for some help before the play but Manning didn’t notice
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Offense stalling.
Defense caving.
This could be ugly.
And why is Jason Allen isolated on ANYONE?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
Has anybody seen Andre Johnson?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
That corner blitz has been messing with us all day.
Hello adjustment?
dammit
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Cushing is back
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
for FUCK’S SAKE. Really?!
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So you can't tackle a QB, or that's a penalty.
However, you can grab him around the neck and bring him down WWE style.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
But we're still winning so everything is fine!
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Well this is looking familiar.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
Rivers' pal, Duane Brown
sucking like a bag of something that sucks.
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we need a leader to pull shit together
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
VINCE YOUNG!!!
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BANNED!!!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i was thinkin more demeco
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
...on jason taylor...yeah.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That commercial makes me miss Gus Johnson
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
This is going downhill fast.
Need a play on either side of the field.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
A little adversity never hurt anyone.
As bad as it looks – we gotta have faith.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
D UP!!!
Come one Wade dial it up baby
by TexansForLife on Sep 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wow!
Kubiak, Dennison and Phillips are getting their asses handed to them. Momentum has taken over and this one is in the books. 1-4 here we come…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If we can get an interception
That would be huge
by TheDream34 on Sep 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Don't worry guys, the Dolphins will take the lead
We’ll come back to tie or take the lead back then lose it in the end.
WE all know how this plays out :(
Not cool dude.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OT to defer Angrer
What is with teams wearing Away jerseys at home? we did the all white last week, now so is Miami..
RUN A SCREEN OR SOMETHING
they know we wont’ run it, so do something else to take the pressure offf
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 18, 2011 5:20 PM CDT reply actions
FUMBEL
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
jojo back too
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
TEXANS
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Joseph is back in
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
FUMBLE! GQ FELL ON THAT!!!
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Wow, that was fucking fortunate.
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GQ is no Cody.
And, for that, we are grateful.
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GLOVER
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
No, that's called forcing a turnover.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Joseph back on the field, BTW
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I hereby relinquish my Nostradamus decoder ring...
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Faith!!!!
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
FIRE KUBIAK
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BURN THE MONSTER!!!
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- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
FUMBLE!!!!!
Texans recover
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Both back now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Cushing.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay turnover
but once again, another huge run up the middle. That’s going to be painful to watch all season long.
Wow!
Kubiak, Dennison and Phillips are getting their asses handed to them. Momentum has taken over and this one is in the books. 1-4 here we come…
It’s Our Time…. or something…
by bennprince on Sep 18, 2011 3:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
This is funny.
WTF is Cody doing out there
just saw the Replay and he just got blocked out of the play.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
YEAH BABY!!!!
And Jo Jo is back
by TexansForLife on Sep 18, 2011 5:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Foster with no helmet in sight
Not good
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Tate.
Good.
[In a football match, everything is complicated by the presence of the other team.]
Jean Paul Sartre
by molloymalone on Sep 18, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
kareem
with the hat hit….. forced the turnover?…. did i just see that?? puts beer/bong down
by strokin_stros on Sep 18, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
They %#&#&$(#&$#(*& Did.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
fify
GET A $%(*^#%%##@!)(%&&%$$ FIRST Touch DOWN!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate finding out what happens before I watch it
F U JERRY JONES
by forloveofthegam3 on Sep 18, 2011 5:22 PM CDT reply actions
Tate keeps those legs moving
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
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Rick Dennison is dazed and confused by this statement.
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NO THROW IT YOU CAN'T BE TOO PASSIVE
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by riversmccown on Sep 18, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
DON'T DO EITHER.
KILL THE DEFENSE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, THAT WILL PROVE YOUR MANHOOD
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
who's #24...?
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That a boy kitna.
Keep those picks coming. TD SF!
by forloveofthegam3 on Sep 18, 2011 5:24 PM CDT reply actions
Slaton with a carry & it goes nowhere
/smh
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Because that would make sense?
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BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
DAMMIT TRADE ANDRE!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
HE CAN'T CATCH!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
ASSHOLE!!! HE'S TERRIBLE!!! HE SUCKS!!!
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
Punting from the fucking 40?!
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Well he did pin them deep
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
It worked out with the pin
but the numbers say go for it there as long as it’s less than 10 yards.
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Hartman can kick long ones
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
by goingforthecorner on Sep 18, 2011 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
yeah waht a looser
having us throw to andre deep. What a stupid idea.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
almost did
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by RocketsAstros on Sep 18, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Who dove at that?
Man.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Fuck, burned on a QB scramble
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
oh captain my captain
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 18, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I want Henne's head on a stick after that play.
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 18, 2011 5:29 PM CDT reply actions
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Fuck Henne,
I want that RB’s head on a pike!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 18, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Deep breaths
We will over come
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Because we've been preconditioned to expect this
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Bad coaching
Texans getting out coached on both sides of the ball. Seriously the Texans will never win with Kubiak, the the epitome of mediocrity.
really?
You gonna start this now?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 18, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry but its the truth
Texans have a lot more talent on both sides of the ball, but right now they are getting out schemed. Texans are ahead right because of the Dolphins misfortune, missed field goals and a couple turnovers. I bet Foster is good to go, Kubiak is just playing pouty I’m-the-coach games. BTW I went to TAMUK also.
Inactive today
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 18, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
SIGN PAT WILLIAMS
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
2011 Vancouver Canucks - The closest feeling to winning I've ever had.
4Q Thread
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This is getting patently absurd.
Pressure is nonexistant
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
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