Warning: This Post Contains Graphic Images
by MDC on Sep 21, 2011 2:05 PM CDT
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For example:
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Football needs more Venn diagrams
This post offers proof of that statement.
Well done, MDC.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Sep 21, 2011 2:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This is the best post in BRB history
rec 1 cajillion times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Jason Allen. He is still my boy, but damn
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So jacoby hurt himself on a TD celebration
wonderful
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Pleez
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They are a little weird at first
but the upsides are no pregnancy and (for a lot of women, including my wife) no periods whatsoever. It’s really pretty awesome.
Holy shit, are we really having this discussion on BRB?!?
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Fact: IUD is not even close to 100% effective
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
um no
The failure rate of IUD’s is very small… The failure rate is 2% with Progestasert (the progesterone form), 0.6% with the Copper T380, and of 0.1 % with Mirena
by TiEaB on Sep 21, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'ed
For shoving Shake’s nose in it.
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I went through that in college, too
Though I’m not a doctor.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 21, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
I did a lot of the labs...
…just never took any of the classes.
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Wait... Huh??
Prank caller!! Prank caller!!
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Sep 22, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
You can't....
baaaaaaaaaaaack out of this one.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 22, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Ewe just haaaaaad to flock this up didn't ewe?
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by DilloTex on Sep 22, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The poodles were just sluts...
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- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
And immediately lose 20 IQ points apiece...
However, upon exiting they discover that now they realize that:
1) The NURSES DON’T think they know everything
2) Justice IS more important than the law, and…
3) There is no such thing as an “acceptable level of risk” for people’s life savings.
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by DilloTex on Sep 22, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
hilarious
probably the funniest post I’ve read in a LONG time.
by coltsfanbeforemanning on Sep 21, 2011 2:46 PM CDT reply actions
LMAO
On Shaun Cody’s “making a play” pie chart %! If I may be so bold, next time you might want to make the sliver even smaller and suggest we use a microscope by footnote.
Awesome!!
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Last game: tipped pass and forced int (2)
by Austin Bob_Ford on Sep 21, 2011 2:59 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
Portly
LOL , Also the Margin or error is higher then the Shaun Cody Makes a play %
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Epic Post MDC!! Too fun!
Which means I had to play around with it……
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2011 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Rommel actually was a very aggressive fied commander
Routinely took on the British 8th Army in North Africa when his Afrika Corps was outnumbered. I’d say that’s a great offensive mind.
/geeky nitpicking
Agree
A better one might be General Budyonny. Or Clark. Or Himmler.
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I know.....I thought about that AFTER I hit enter.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
But you would agree that El Alemain was a spectacular offensive failure.
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by TexansForever on Sep 21, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
First El Alamein? Yep.
Rommel played right into Auchinleck’s hands. The Brits had time to dig in, and Germans obliged by hitting the strongest part of the Brits’ lines. Lack of clutch on Rommel’s part, so that part of the Venn diagram I wholeheartedly agree with.
Hooray for military history talk!
It gives my brain a serious boner.
As poorly as he fared in the Second, his initial attacks were pretty spectacular, especially since he was leading Italian troops, for crikey’s sake,
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And!!!
Rommel had those dealy 88 howitzers that tore up the thin armour of the Brits!
by Warbringer65 on Sep 21, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
My Pops
He was in the 8th and the 11th Hussars!
by Warbringer65 on Sep 21, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Welcome!
And wow! We (DilloTex and I) were just talking the other day about the first person history we grew up with and how it’s being lost all too rapidly.
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Yup... welcome and goo'd
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My mom.....
had a brother that was in a “rally point” in Germany when VE day was declared…..however, he was then supposed to be sent back to the states, shipped to the west coast and sent into the Pacific….however VJ day occurred before that happened. That being said, she did live through the rationing, etc brought on by WWII. And she is a vehement supporter of the dropping of the A-bombs on Japan.
My dad remembered his family having a quarter (that’s right ladies and gentleman a quarter) to feed a family of eight. He said you could buy a lb of “tailings” (read all the shit trimmed off the prime cuts) from the local butcher for a quarter and he said it made a hell of a stew.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Japan
Same for my grandfather. He clocked flight #24 right before VE day. Afterward, he was sent to Offut (I believe) for training on the B-29. He was in Seattle when the first bomb was dropped, on his way to be deployed to the Pacific Theater. Fortunately, he never had to make the trip.
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re: flight #24
Respect. Goose-bump-having respect.
I’m pretty sure that along about mission #2 I just would have completely shat myself inside-out and just melted into a puddle.
Everyone in my family but me had ration-coupon-books that my mother still had in her cedar chest when I was a kid.
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My Grandfather was similar
Was in Germany. Fought in the battle of the bulge. Was on a ship to the Pacific when they dropped the bomb.
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I got too much to think about
The North Africa theater makes for great fun in speculation.
Small things could have drastically altered outcomes- if Afrika Corps had a better supply situation, if Malta had been neutralized by the Axis, if British General Gott hadn’t been killed in an air crash (thus giving some guy named Montgomery a chance to command), etc. It was pretty dang close, but I for one am glad that things turned out the way it did. “End of the beginning…” and all that.
Hopefully last season is the Texans’ first El Alamein, and we can look forward to the unconditional surrender of AFC South.
If Rommel had the support he needed there can be little doubt that he would have at LEAST stalemated the Allies in Africa.
Unfortunately (for Rommel and subsequently the Axis), the inability of the Axis to maintain the supply lines into North Africa proved catastrophic.
Even Rommel can’t win without men and materials.
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by TexansForever on Sep 22, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking air power played a big role in this as well.
Part of the supply line issues. IIRC.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
When I was in the Army I got to spend some time at the Foriegn Military Studies Office.
As an Intel guy there I wrote thesis on topics for the Command and General Staff College.
The best part is that the CGSC has TONS of texts written by foriegn millitary officers. So I now have a collection, for instance, of after action reports written by German Officers after the war at the request of the War Department (now DoD of course).
The texts are generally obscure as you won’t find them in bookstores but they paint incredible pictures of the events of the time.
I have one peice written by a Staff Office under Rommel describing the history of the Afrika Corps and the key moments and battles. Of particular interest are the revelations of Rommel’s character in his personal interactions with his officers.
Good stuff!
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by TexansForever on Sep 22, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
How about a pie chart of your favorite bars and a bar graph describing your favorite pies?
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by Jordann on Sep 21, 2011 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Of course!
Visual charts are teh awesome
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by MDC on Sep 21, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 13 recs
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
by Jordann on Sep 21, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
As long as we're at it...
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Sep 21, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
LULZ!!!!!!!!
ISWYDT.
great post guy.
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This is my pie chart on procrastination
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 3:14 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Is Foster going to have a bigger role this week than last week?
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by seton hall and steelers on Sep 21, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions
Please go start a fantasy fanshot
And keep fantasy out of real posts. Thanks.
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You're sick man
#hedoesn'tcareaboutyourfantasyteam
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by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nfl.com
Reported Foster hasn’t practiced today, and might be out this weeks game. Truth???? Who Knows
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Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
Hes probably out for the year
you should trade him for Reggie Bush
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by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 21, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of Trading
The very first comment on nfl.com was
Texans should trade Foster in the offseason for a first round pick
No, don’t see that happening. I think Tate plays well enough to keep fosters contract down to keep him at reasonable rate.
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i said it first!!!!!
they stole my idea!!!
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 21, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what tenders are for
he’ll get tendered for a 1st & 3rd after this season, & if someone’s desperate enough to offer him a contract, we’ll match it & he gets paid
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
or you guys could not match it
and walk away with a first and third for an UDFA
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
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by I am Ironman!!! on Sep 22, 2011 4:11 AM CDT up reply actions
But for a 1st & 3rd
No team would give that up for a RB
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 22, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Herschel Walker disagrees.
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And a half dozen other draft picks
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 22, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
ISWYDT
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 21, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
man I love diagrams, charts, and graphic images.
oh btw the JJ Watt one is Awesome!
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Those are some awesome charts
Therefore the post is teh awesome
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
In other news, found this interesting:
RT @MattPomPom: The Texans have not trailed at any point in their last 3 games. That is the NFL’s longest current streak w/o trailing.
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Did you guys watch skip bayless today
He said he does not believe us, which i have no problem with, but what pissed me off was that he said he thought Schaub is the biggest problem with this team
And he tried to say the Cowboys were a top 5 NFC team & Detroit wasn't
Blatant homerism at it’s most obvious
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 21, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
but I don’t watch ESPN outside of actual games. Their commentary sucks and is designed to only get a reaction….why watch something useless?
"Lord, beer me strength."
on top of htat anything with skip bayless
I continue to believe people only watch espn so they can complain about it.
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But please condsider the post rec’d, and a lot of the comments too. MDC, your recent posts have been top shelf. You should be getting paid as a writer somewhere, although I’m guessing you do ok at your day job anyway.
Side note: if Matt Schaub really just had twins it’s about 100X more impressive than anything he’ll do on the field this year. (Haha)
by JBal on Sep 21, 2011 6:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
geeze.
brutal, AND unnecessary attack on our fearless, hairless leader!!!
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Sep 21, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
On an off topic side note regarding Schwabbie
does it scare anybody else how quick Schaub is to scrap a play and chunk the ball away… even after he has escaped the pocket? Also it seems like when things get REAL hairy in the pocket he would rather just drop like a potato sack than make an effort to escape at the risk of taking a shot? Now I know this could be what Kubes told him to do to avoid having to deal with an injury at QB, but it scares me sometimes bc if we make it to the playoffs it seems like theres always a moment where great QBs escape a rush to extend a play at a crucial moment and I rarely… if ever see that from Schaub.
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 21, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That's normally my concern with him.
But I think I only saw that once against Miami. He played pretty brilliantly considering the constant pressure coming up the middle. I was particularly fond of a play he (almost) made in the red-zone, when he avoided the rush, scrambled to his left, and pump-faked two defenders before making the throw. One of the defenders made a great off-balance play to tip the pass, but otherwise it’s 6 instead of 3, and our red-zone efficiency looks much better.
True
I guess I can only hope that side of him can take over his style of play as the season goes on and team confidence grows (especially after we beat NO on their side of the bayou).
"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 21, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
He might bail on a play a little too quickly but....
One of the reason P8ton managed such an impressive streak of consecutive starts was that he was to quick to get rid of the ball and his ability to avoid the big hits. I can’t count the # of times I’ve seen Manning avoid taking a big hit by going to the ground right as the rush gets there. It’s still a sack, but at least he’s not getting drilled.
It’s hard to say if Schaub is going down too quickly without being able to see the field. If he knows all his options are covered and he can’t run for a few yards then by all means go down when the sack is inevitable.
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No, it's smart football
And better than throwing a pick 6 or giving up a strip fumble.
Honestly, I think Kubiak stresses that. He always talks about making a smart play with the football. If there’s nothing there you throw it away and give yourself another down. Also, the potato sack thing is self preservation. If you know you’re going to take a sack and there’s nothing open then don’t risk the injury. Schaub has taken a lot of (cheap) shots from standing tall in the pocket so I don’t mind seeing him potato sack it every now and then. And to be fair, I can remember a lot of plays last year where he escaped pressure, moved out of the pocket and made a throw on the run.
Now I realize it’s a little hypocritical to say it’s ok for teh Schaub to potato sack it and talk shit about Carr doing it, but that’s different because one is a pussy and the other isn’t.
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by Hydroshock on Sep 22, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Agree Eleventy billion percent.
Schaub has always had trouble with pocket awareness and getting stripped when rushers close in, and he’s trying to make a play. This likely pisses Kubes off, so I’m sure he’s coaching Matt to just eat it, because he’s not Michael Vick anyway. Coaches always say that punting isn’t always bad, and compared to a sack/fumble or sack/injury, I’ll take a punt any day.
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If only he had David Carr's mobility
I swear that’s the only thing he did well. Then again, he was running for his life
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 22, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
...or running to his car to avoid film study.
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by DilloTex on Sep 22, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That too
If only Schaub had his legs
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Sep 22, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Not an attack on Schaub, just a poke at the phrasing of the earlier comment:
“Schaub just had twin girls…” My guess is his wife or significant other helped a little bit too. If Schaub threw for 10,000 yards and 90 TD’s this year, I’d still be more impressed by him being the first man to give birth to a child, and twins no less. Not a knock on Schaub in the least, but I can see where it sounds that way.
Also, maybe it’s just my residual injury fears about Schaub, but he does avoid hits on a sack. I applaud it though. If he’s going to be sacked anyway, why take the hit AND the sack? I’m totally ok with protecting his safety first.
Avoiding hits on a sack is great...
Since doing it the other way around worked out so well for our first starting QB.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 22, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the compliments.
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Oh wow.
This shit is funny. I bet you were laughing as you made these. I would.
Portly … hahaha
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 21, 2011 7:00 PM CDT reply actions
Slow crime month in the Ozarks...
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by DilloTex on Sep 21, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm in the Delta, dammit!
/realizes that that’s not much better
I grew up in the Ozarks, though. That area would give middle Tennessee a run for its money in meth-production and low teeth/person ratios.
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I went hunting up in the Ozarks one year when I was a kid
I remember two things from that trip. Getting lost and walking up and down an increasingly icy mountain while trying to find my way in while my feet damn near froze off, and how amazed I was at how backwoods/rednecky/meth addicted some of the people were. It was worse than even some of the deep in the pineywoods East Texas stuff I’ve seen.
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64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Damn you for causing "Delta Dawn" to get stuck in my head...
May your cherished companion develop the gas of a thousand Hindenburgs and relieve the pressure with gusto…
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hate hate hate hate hate...
♫ …and did I hear you say, he was a-meetin’ you here today…♪♫
hate hate hate hate hate….
Where is that Stevie Ray CD?
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Idle hands, devil's plaything
All that jazz.
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fantastic
from the hilarious charts to the incredible intelligence in the comments. BRB is the Superbowl champion of blogs.(Damn I sound like a fanboy)
no matter how bad they play, no matter how stupid they act, I still love my texans!
Remove balls
From mouth
Rinse
Repeat
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by AllenOU on Sep 21, 2011 8:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Always repeat
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I've found that a breath mint is quite beneficial as well...
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- MDC
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Yeah, but then when you forget and lick again... really stings...
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Rec'd for 100% sheer AWESOMENESS
I nearly went blind.
Awesome venn diagram MDC
One of my friend’s saw this and posted it on facebook. LOL
you messed up on honey badgers chart
you did not include fierce grape as the reason to his success
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 21, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Made that part too long and jacked up the formatting
Believe me, I tried.
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It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 21, 2011 10:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
One of the many awesome things about this post...
Is that I can read it at work, and it totally looks like I’m doing something work-ish.
Thanks Matt! You’re Aces!!
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Sep 22, 2011 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
"What are you looking at?"
“These are the latest budget graphs from finance.”
“Well done, Hydroshock. Keep up the great job.”
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These are not the graphs you're looking for.
Move along.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
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Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 22, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
/waves paw in front of face
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