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According to Pancakes, RB2cool ruptured his triceps at practice on Wednesday and was placed on IR today. Sounds painful. Also sounds like the Texans are in a bad way if either starting tackle gets injured.

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Uggg

The injuries are starting to mount up…

by Mumford on Sep 22, 2011 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

brown chicken brown cow...

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by DilloTex on Sep 22, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

From Anna-Megan's story..

Take it FWIW:

The Texans have called up Andrew Gardner and have signed Cody Wallace to replace him on the practice squad.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 22, 2011 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I might question this

just sayin’, as AMR has been known to put the cart before the horse….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 22, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I approve

only if I get mouth to crotch resuscitation.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 23, 2011 7:32 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can we call Charles Spencer?

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Sep 22, 2011 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought that horse had been carted off already

Please don’t make us beat him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 22, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

TNO

Y U NO LOVE CSPENCE?

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Sep 22, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I threw out my shoulder beating on dead horses

I don’t want to reaggravate the injury

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 22, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

so that means no more

dutch rudders, dammit now I need someone else to move my arm back and forth

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
"Great, you've doomed us all!" - UprootedTexan
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Sep 22, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Not good

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 22, 2011 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Silver Lining.

at least we know he practices hard.

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Sep 22, 2011 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

That's beautiful.

I love you, man.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Sep 22, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 22, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

This is not good

I hope our O line stays intact

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 22, 2011 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ill panic when we lose a starter...

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 22, 2011 3:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sweet Jebus on a taco don't even put that thought out there!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 22, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only I didn't say fudge.

I said THE word. The big one. The queen mother of all dirty words: the F—- word.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 22, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just heard you say that in Jean Shepard's voice

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 22, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm getting the soap

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

by papabear on Sep 22, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tired of using lotion?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2011 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Irish Spring, the soap that's made for a man

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

No just got to clean up this Santorum

"If my hips had pockets, I wouldn't wear pants at all." @NotBurtReynolds
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

by papabear on Sep 23, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not good. Not good at all.

I feel like the football gods are setting us up for a royal, bonafide, bend-you-over-a-barrel sans lube, dirtytalk, or even the courtesy of a reach around Texans’-playoff-train-derailment screwing.

Or I could be overreacting.

by USMC_JA on Sep 22, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

The Texans are like a water balloon

squeeze one end (fix one thing), and the other end swells (they blow their load in record ways somewhere else on the team thus knocking the fan base into bleach spasms). It’s to early to have a thin O-line and depleted RB core.

by MeMongo on Sep 22, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better hope we got that whole "Banned Substance" thing under control

Poor Rashad, with the crap-tastic play we’ve seen from Winston so far, this could have been his year! Everyone pray to Durga for good health for our O-line, check that, for our team…

by Its Gonna Happen on Sep 22, 2011 4:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

and...

boom goes the dynomite. In a bad way.

by jstid911 on Sep 22, 2011 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

RB seems the only position we have decent depth at

and we’re down to two healthy backs there, one of the two everyone thought wouldn’t make opening day roster.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 22, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Shhh!!!!!

We can’t talk about it!!! GREAT! We just lost Ben Tate to injury, now we’re stuck with SS…you happy?

by Its Gonna Happen on Sep 22, 2011 5:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This

is exactly why I had no problem moving into victory formation Sunday instead of letting Tate try to get a TD at the end of the game. With out luck, he would have gotten injured.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 22, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

really? REALLY!??!?

Rashad butler hurt, arian foster hurt, jakespeare hurt, and kevin walters hurt. And cody is healthy as a mule.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 22, 2011 5:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

It's the adamantium.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 22, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

but, he's eligible for a fake injury in crunch-time!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who's Kevin Walters?

Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!

by Jon Banks on Sep 23, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Babara's youngest...

He also goes by Kevin WaWa…

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Sep 24, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

any truth to the rumor...

that Eric Winston was seen sneaking off the field with his tricep-rupturing device?

[/trying to find humor in a bad situation]

by Jason Brown on Sep 22, 2011 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

/nods and wags in bitter agreement

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by DilloTex on Sep 22, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

wags nubbin'

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I recall a recent season where the O-line starters stayed healthy for the duration

Think it was ’08 or ’09, so what the hey it could happen again right?

This thread needed a positive comment.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 22, 2011 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't they stay healthy last season?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 22, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think you may be right, but did they start the same 5 in every game?

Thought they started both Caldwell and Brisiel at RG, whereas a few years ago the same 5 made all 16 starts.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 22, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brown was suspended for 4 games

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 22, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

guys! calm down...I have here the dream Game...so that you men will dream well....

1st Quarter : 14 Saint, 10 Texans
2nd Quarter : 21 Saints, 20 Texans
3rd Quarter : 31 Saints, 28 Texans
4th Quarter : 34 Saints, 35 Texans
 HAHAHAHA what do you guys think? I believe we stay behind the whole game, Then Cushing and Mario and their son, Mario Blanco. Get pissed off and hold the Saints in the last quarter making it a 3:45 left for Texans to win. They score with 1:35 because Kubiak tried to kill the clock but Tate said no…and ran for a 43 YD TD and then Kareem Jackson YES I said Kareem Jackson catches a INT! (Hey i have some balls :P) and we play victory formation as Saints Fans cheer their team in respect.

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Sep 22, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Sounds okay...

Let it be written

It's hard bein whimpy

by WhimpyJimmy on Sep 23, 2011 3:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hope the O-Line protects Schaub

If they do, we win. If they don’t, we get crushed.

I expect the defense to get their hands on a lot of balls.

by MeMongo on Sep 23, 2011 8:39 AM CDT reply actions  

This sucks donkey balls

But at least it is our back up and not our starter….

It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!

by USMC_Texas on Sep 23, 2011 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

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