I say it's ....linked after the jump.
For my money, this guy is the boldest fan of your Houston Texans around. He could, of course, be outWhataburgered by someone who shaved his head and got the logo tattooed on his scalp. Barring that, I give the dude who shaves the logo into his hair the edge over the facepainting crowd.
If you've got other nominees, leave 'em in the Comments below.