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If The Texans Are Anything Like My Wife, They Won't Heed The Following Advice

There's no better indicator of the fragility of a Texans fan's optimism than the wide variety of predictions for this upcoming game.

With few exceptions, most fans seem to have significant concern for the upcoming game -- perhaps even a smidgen of fear.  Part of it is that the Saints are a damn good team and a very difficult opponent, but another part is that the Texans fan base has been kicked in the fanatical nuts so many times that there is a natural hesitation to be too optimistic.

Even though the team is 2-0 and initial indications suggest that our main weakness from last year has been greatly improved, fans may be forgiven if they flinch a bit at the site of a formidable opponent.

Still, no team is without weakness, so let's take a look at some of the faults of this Saints teams and how the Texans might exploit them.  Consider this the frozen bag of peas to sooth your still recovering, um, fandom.

Star-divide

There's little question that the Saints offense is strong, and regardless of whatever improvements Wade Phillips has made, the idea that the team will hold Brees and Co. to fewer than the 20 points thus far surrendered might be taking optimism to new heights.  

Brees is one of those quarterbacks who doesn't need a Pro Bowl receiving corp to put up big numbers.. 

This year, he's put up 689 passing yards, 6 touchdowns, and thrown zero interceptions against two defenses that were ranked among the top in the league last year.  While it's possible that those two defenses have regressed -- the Packers have given up 800 passing yards this year and the Bears now employ Amobi Okoye -- it's probably still fair to say that Brees is still among the best in the league.

That's all a long winded way of saying that regardless of the upgrades made to the secondary, the Texans are still likely to give up some yardage through the air.

Furthermore, even though the Saints running game has been subpar so far this year, there's reason to believe that this may reverse itself this week.

Suffice to say, it's highly probable that the offense is going to have to carry the load on Sunday.  Fortunately for us, the Texans have an offense capable of doing exactly that.

The strength of the Saints' defense is rather similar to the strength of the Texans' defense:  pressure (and yes, I still feel weird saying that).  It's common knowledge that Greg Williams  and the Saints' defense loves to come at you from a variety of angles (which sounds dirty, but really isn't), so the Texans will have to find a way to counter that.

One way to accomplish this is to counteract the blitzes with quick passes and screens, and the Texans have some targets that may be able to do some serious damage.

The first involves using Owen Daniels and the rest of the tight end crew. 

According to Football Outsiders, the Saints rank 17th in DVOA against tight ends.  This stat is more striking when you consider that one of their two games this season came against the Bears who value tight ends the same way Frank Bush valued logic and common sense. The Bears had a whopping two targets to their tight ends with zero passes completed.  So even with that factored in, the Saints are still in the bottom half of the league. 

That's courtesy of the Green Bay packers whose tight ends hit up the Saints for 4 catches and 57 yards.  That may not sound terribly impressive, but keep in mind that it's 14.25 yards per reception. 

Small sample size?  Perhaps, but this same Saints defense ranked 27th in the league last year against tight ends with a 19.4% DVOA, so this is really more of a continuation of a trend as opposed to a statistical outlier.  Dave Cariello agrees with this in Tim's Pre-Game Recon.

Of course, as Rivers mentioned in this week's Battle Red Radio, in the face of pressure, Kubiak sometimes opts to keep his tight ends in to block, so there will have to be other options.

Enter the running backs.

Despite the smorgasbord of suck that was the Bears' offense last week, Matt Forte had a great day receiving the ball.  He hit the Saints for 10 receptions and 117 yards.  And this wasn't one of those cases where the Saints held him in check but he managed to break a few long ones, thus inflating the average.

Seven of Forte's 10 receptions went for over 10 yards, and an eighth was good for six.  So, only on two of the 10 receptions did the Saints legitimately stop him for short yardage.

The Packers didn't show the same proficiency, attempting only two passes to their running backs and another two to fullback John Kuhn, but this may have been more of a result of Aaron Rodgers being able to pass at will against the secondary.

Again, though, the Bears success seems to be the norm as opposed to the exception.  Last year, the Saints ranked 24th with a 14.3% DVOA against running backs receiving the ball.

Historically, the Texans have been an excellent team at incorporating running backs into the passing game, so look for that to continue this weekend.  We're not too certain of what Tate can do in the passing game, although he has had some nice receptions so far.  If Foster plays, and all indications are that he will, he's a definite threat out of the backfield, and let's not forget that for as bad as he is running the ball, Steve Slaton was once a serious receiving threat.

Of course, my personal hope is that Kubiak finally unleashes the monster that is James Casey upon the secondaries of the world.  He only has 3 receptions for 29 yards so far this year, but I truly believe that at least once this year he's going to play a huge role in the passing game and be a major factor in the team pulling out a victory.

Why can't that be this week? 

The Texans face a difficult test this week, and it may very well be a throw back game (all the way to the days of 2010) where the offense will have to carry the team to victory.  If so, they will have to counter the pressure brought by the Saints' defense and take advantage of their biggest weaknesses. 

If they can manage that, they may be staring at the first 3-0 start in franchise history, and that would be a far better step towards healing past wounds than any bag of peas could ever hope to be.

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saints are wearing throwback unis...

GO TEXANS!!!!!

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by Carter Liles on Sep 23, 2011 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

I want to be offended

But I can’t. That was a good one.

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by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 24, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the scariest game on the schedule to me

If we pull this off my optimism will soar to new heights. If we lose, well, I’m a level-headed and reasonable individual after a day of raging.

by brightshinies on Sep 23, 2011 12:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

As long as we don't get blown out...

I will still feel pretty damn good about this years’ Texans!

by Mikus318 on Sep 23, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Along these same lines

Johnathan Casillas, Johnathan Vilma, and Roman Harper have been shittacular so far this year. That would seem to be an invite to let Casey/Daniels go up the seams.

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by MDC on Sep 23, 2011 12:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Absolutely

For all the talk about the Saints defense, there are some areas that can be exploited

by Vega on Sep 23, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

OD on Casillas

could be high comedy.

Also, given their weaknesses (and their strengths), this game is the absolute perfect time to bust out my Three-TE package. Just sayin’.

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by MDC on Sep 23, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Casillias is mostly a rushing linebacker that comes in on 3-4 packages.

Though when he does stay on the field in a 4-3, he’s lost in coverage. I’ll say it right now, if Kubiak wants to win, he’ll target the linebackers specifically whoever Scott Shanle is covering.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 23, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forte destroyed Shanle last week

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

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by Jordann on Sep 24, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

While I hate to agree with this sentiment

It looks like Vilma will be watching from the sidelines. As a Saints fan, that’s scary as hell.

by Jimbo03 on Sep 24, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am high

on optimism…

Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.

by WreckNTexan on Sep 23, 2011 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I lol'd

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by MDC on Sep 23, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

And ended up pessimistically shitfaced.
 
But a real question for those more intelligent than I. IF we were to lose a game out of say the next 4 . Wouldn’t this be the one to lose since NO isn’t in our conference much less our division?

by DTango on Sep 23, 2011 1:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yep.

This would be a great one to lose.

by Jimbo03 on Sep 24, 2011 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is that similar

to opium?

Now that I can vouch to use. poppy seeds that is.

by agent86 on Sep 23, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario and Barwin

need to sack Brees a few times to get the Saints attention.

anyways, I feel that this game will either be a shootout or defensive, since both teams have a solid offense and defense, but with weakness as well as strenthgs on both sides of the ball.

by agent86 on Sep 23, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly confident

That we will either win or lose this game.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 23, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deeep Thoughts... by Jack Handey

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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

....

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson

"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock

Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Sep 23, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent write up

Its our defense who will be really tested, but its going to be our offense who needs to pull out a win here.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 23, 2011 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Call me a homer.....

But the Texans win this game. I cant predict a score but we win. It wont be a shoot out like everyone expects. We will play more physical than the saints. Bress will get his cage rattled early and by the time he gets back on track it will be to late. Defense brings the thunder this week! Start thinking of a nickname for this D, cause after this weekend they will deserve one. Go Texans

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

False

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Truth

We beat the Chiefs and Panthers to start the 2007 season and everyone was trying to nickname the D. People were throwing around cheesy names like “the raging bulls”. Then we lost 5 of the next 6 games and the D went to shit.

Even if we had done better that year, how were the “Raging Bulls” in 08/09/10? The whole idea of nicknaming our defense is just embarrassing. The Ravens and Steelers deserve to be known for their defenses, but it will take us years of consistently strong defense to deserve that kind of respect.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 23, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheesy names for cheesy defense and cheesy coordinator. Cheesy fans for trying to give that defense a nickname

I dont recall it taking it years for the Dome to be dubbed “The House of Pain”

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're two games into the season.

It’s not like we’re continuing a trend of good defensive play or anything. We’ve sucked hard at defense for several years now. Although we’ve done well the last two games, I don’t think we can really say we’re a defense that’s worthy of a nickname.

On top of that, the great defenses that have nicknames came about in a different era. Back then, you could keep the same stars on defense for 5 – 10 years. Now, with the salary cap and free agency, you’re lucky to be able to string together 3 years of a good defense.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 23, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

The Steelers and Ravens have had good defenses in the last ten years and some semblance of continuity, but I don’t think they have defense nicknames that have become household names. Now, if those teams won multiple Super Bowls on the backs of that defense, then maybe a nickname would have caught on.

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ravens even have that "reputation" this year

Though it is highly unfounded

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 23, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep, 2 games in with the #1 Defense.

Show some pride boys

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep the team "nickname" died a long time ago.

When it was popular to give them out teams were together for a long time. Now with things like free agency and the sharp decline of intelligent journalism the best you’ll get are individual player nicknames.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 23, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

time for a change then

you never know. even the kids these days are wearing what we wore 20 years ago.

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

dang! I said 20 years not 40

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I was just saying that stuff comes back.

I knew that 20 years ago was not the year of the bellbottom.

.................

by Schlauton on Sep 23, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

no shit

my daughter was dressed like madona yesterday… haaa

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm 19. Just as a disclaimer.

So I was laughing the other day when I was watching a commercial for Old Navy I think and I noticed all the pants were bellbottoms. It was pretty funny.

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by Schlauton on Sep 23, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

your not a skinny jeans type guy right

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, normally not much of a Jeans guy anyway.

I normally just wear shorts but when I do wear jeans they are just jeans….

.................

by Schlauton on Sep 23, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im guessing you dont know to much about

parachute pants, suede Pumas and fat laces

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

naw, he wore hammer pants

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

right

not the same thing

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 23, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

DEFINITELY

not the same thing. lulz

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 23, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 23, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

And if the girl had a nice ass....

parachute pants would just enhance it. Those and Jordache…..I wonder how many women from that era still have scars on their stomachs from when the scissors they used to zip up those pants would slip and they would stab themselves.

Shoulder pads, tight pants, and big hair….now that’s MY era. lulz

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 23, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

checkered Vans

and Swatch watches

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 23, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not unlike the Saints

I don’t think the Texans of the current era will ever be known for defense. No matter how good they are, they will always be seen as a compliment to a killer offense. In the midst of the Saints SB run, when the defense would occasionally step up and own games and was getting turnovers seemingly every five minutes, they were still seen as a complimentary piece as opposed to a major part of the team’s identity.

You guys should name your offense if you haven’t already. Heh.

by Jimbo03 on Sep 24, 2011 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Although following your cheese theme...

…it might have been appropriate to describe Frank Bush’s defense as a “Swiss Cheese” defense…
The “No Gouda for sh…” defense?

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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I almost forgot

We did have the Battle Red Carpet Zone defense. So we have had a nickname for the defense. I really hope we don’t have any excuse to start using it again though.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 23, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

no worries says Wade

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

the WREXANS!!!!

get it while the gettins good!!!

by JLeeNino on Sep 23, 2011 5:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Scooby Doo!!!!!!

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by SteelBlueUSMC on Sep 23, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ReggsACKry!!!

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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the Texans' Super Bowl!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Haa. I forgot about that line

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

biggest game in franchise history

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 23, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

put @ before and after your comment

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 23, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like this:

Must WIN

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson

"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock

Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Sep 23, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

like this?

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, not like that.

Like THIS.

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by MDC on Sep 23, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

You saved me from having to reply.

/no sarcasm, just wanted to use the font again.

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson

"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock

Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Sep 23, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really do

Just lost twice to the titans using the texans.

by steelblue on Sep 23, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

BANNED!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 23, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Take the game back to the store and sell your Xbox dude

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 23, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I say that somewhere?

because I definitely did not intend to suggest that.

by Vega on Sep 23, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you compared the Texans to your wife

/not sure you should go home tonight….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Although you COULD probably run right past her...

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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's ok she doesn't read this

now, if we started putting Gordon Ramsey and random people crying on here, I’d have to watch what I said.

by Vega on Sep 23, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

For my wife it'd be Sons of Anarchy...

le sigh

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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

no you didn't

I was responding to the comment up above

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 23, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 23, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

I went back and read it again like three times looking for somewhere I might have accidentally said that.

Would have edited that real quick.

by Vega on Sep 23, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's be one huge coincidence of a series of typos

to accidentally type such a thing.

This year though, if we make the playoffs, we will have several legitimate “biggest game(s) in franchise history”

by WhiskeyR on Sep 23, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The first of which will be...

…the one that QUALIFIES us for the playoffs…

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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just didn't put it together

It’s been a long week. I wish I could drink at work without getting fired.

by Vega on Sep 23, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

“Johnson has averaged 79.9 receiving yards and 5.86 receptions per game in his career, both of which rank first in NFL history. He has averaged 90.9 yards and 6.65 catches per game since Kubiak was hired in 2006.”

http://www.houstontexans.com/news/article-3/Nicks-Notes-Week-3-Texans-at-Saints/c9e4b4b7-216e-42f0-9208-b2efb5dbcdd3

by steelblue on Sep 23, 2011 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Yet, how unfathomable would it be for it to take years for him to be elected to the HOF?

Think, Art Monk, who retired leading the league in total receiving yards for a career, and probably held other records as well.

/But, Art Monk, didn’t have the TD numbers that a certain WR from Dallas had

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

He had snorted coke with enough of the sportswriters that they knew they'd better just get him selected...

…and try to moooove on.

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

My fav part is the Ben Tate stats.

Averaging 4.8 yards per carry and yet the only one of the RB’s to not have a run for 43 yards or more. That means he is consistently getting 4.8 yards, that is beast!

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by Schlauton on Sep 23, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

"the Hitman"

I like that :D Not sure if people have been using it already but I will.

by Peckerwood on Sep 23, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

But NO!!! It's a FAKE...

He’s working on one. more. report!
Ohhh… the competition isn’t going to like that…
They’ll think this is piling on.

"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm ya

I’m gonna need to talk to you about those TPS reports.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 23, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

And to come in on Saturday...

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 23, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I keep getting up and taking a knee."

Your tryouts for BRB are over, too.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 23, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

/goes back to PC screen of charts and graphs…..

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 minute drill

I have four hours, and a lunch break still to take. I think I can do this.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 23, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd shifter.

5 more hrs meself.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 23, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to work Saturday morning

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 23, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, me too

The car business during footbal season blows.

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

working for pharmacy sucks too

Old people smell.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 23, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hospital or store?

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Store

sometimes i can’t understand what they are saying.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 23, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that the reason

why you guys are always so pissed when i pull up to the drive

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Sep 23, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

One more knee

Then the players will start walking on the field!

by Blitzman46 on Sep 23, 2011 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

if we win...

im taking monday off.

if we lose…
im taking monday off.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 23, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

What time will your heart start racing on Sunday?

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by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

You mean yours hasn't started racing yet?

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by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 23, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would describe it as a slight murmur

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by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

My heart never stops racing during football season.

I am just excited and ready all the time.

The key to life isn't doing what you are told not to do, it is knowing what is worth doing when told not to do it.

by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 24, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think its time for some R&R (Philippines,Singapore, Etc ....Should take care of this problem
I am just excited and ready all the time.

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by SteelBlueUSMC on Sep 24, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks SteelBlue

It is definitely time for R&R, but I spend each R&R in the states, at home, with my Fiancee and kids.

Thank you for your service to the USMC. I am just a contractor over here, but I definitely support my troops.

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by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 25, 2011 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's all about the offensive line this week, and defense stopping the run

The Texans defense will be disruptive for sure, but the Saints offense will still get some things done. Thomas, Ingram and Sproles may have career highs if Cody, Cushing and ‘Meco fail to stuff the holes. Manning and Quinn need to have huge games covering the flats or Sproles is going to set an NFL record. In fact, I’d glue one or both of these guys to Sproles and shut him down early as a non-factor.

The Texans offensive line scared me last week, and it failed to give Schaub enough time in pass protection to unleash the weapons for TDs instead of FGs. If the Saints have the same type of success in pass rushing as Miami did last week, this game will be an ass beating for the Texans.

If the offensive line can buy Schaub enough time to pass and balance that with our usually good running game, then the Texans have a chance to squeak out a win.

Texans Predictions:

O-Line sucks & Defense can’t stop the run: Texans 17, Saints 42
O-Line sucks & Defense holds up well: Texans 17, Saints 28
O-Line protects & Defense can’t stop the run: Texans 35, Saints 42
O-Line protects & Defense holds up well: Texans 35, Saints 28

by MeMongo on Sep 23, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Interesting...

But I don’t think the Saints score 42 on the backs of a running game. I think our Defense will still be disruptive. As long as the Saints drop back to pass, there’s a chance for a big play. With the running game…not so much. A lucky trip by Watt or Smith maybe, a good strip from whichever player gets lucky…other than that, I don’t really expect much. Though I think they can stop Sproles. He’s more of a Reggie Bush mold and I think this Defense can stop finesse runners, just not power backs.

by Peckerwood on Sep 23, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know if any of you saw the saints game last week.

They were going to do a trick play with chase daniels but got called for illegal procedure. i kinda wanted to see what they had in plan, hope texans watched ths and will be ready for any trick.

by southpaw70 on Sep 23, 2011 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Jonathan Vilma listed as doubtful

This is good news for our running game.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 23, 2011 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

whats wrong with him

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by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

His vagina hurts

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 23, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

From Who Dat to Who Dis

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by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a shell of his former self.

He’s basically De Meco at this point.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 23, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh burn

I’m not giving up on Demeco yet.

I wish we could hire coaches without "having grown up in Houston" being a job requirement.

by DaGoaT on Sep 23, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im not either, but he needs to get better fast

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by The Abrego on Sep 23, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wont be right until NEXT year

Don’t see him improving much this year, because he needs 6 months to get that leg strong. Look at each of his legs, one is like mine, one is normal. Needs time

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by AllenOU on Sep 23, 2011 2:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

True that.

He needs to be spelled more for Sharpton, so at least when he is in there he’s a little fresher. His game out in the heat last week was naaasty. Maybe playing in doors will be a little better, but he’s so far out of shape it looks like, I doubt it matters.

by Andres_Johnson on Sep 23, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

OUCH

-1

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by Hydroshock on Sep 23, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, so rec'ed

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 23, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should pick up Reggie Bush and start him...

You know you want to…and we so should have drafted him instead of Mario. Mario’s a 7 foot bean pole with no skills.

by Peckerwood on Sep 23, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You meant to do it this way, didn't you? (Notice sarcasm font.)

Mario’s a 7 foot bean pole with no skills.

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by texanslady on Sep 23, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You forgot that he's struggling at OLB...

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by DilloTex on Sep 23, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

We really miss Foster's 15 redzone TD's right now.

He’s once again a game time decision to.

Seeing how this game has been looked at from so many angles I’ll just post a couple of my points.

How well the Texans handle the blitz of course is big. I expect to see OD’s targets jump after only getting 7 combined in the first two games. Casey will probably get the same use we saw in the preseason game as well. That Saints’s LB corp will have trouble with both of those guys. The Saints run defense is going to force them to back off that blitz though. They have had trouble with runs dating back to last year and and that will open up the PA like we saw in the preseason game.

On defense it starts and ends with the front 7 and it’s ability to pressure Brees and slow down the run. If they don’t get to Brees he’ll hit big plays and it’s as simple as that. If they force the Saints to nickel and dime gains the defense may hold them to 20 points. Also containing Sproles will be a big part of the defensive effort.

Last the X factor no one is talking about is Special teams. The unit during the preseason was panned for it’s lack luster play with cries for the head of Marciano. That unit is one of the strengths of the team right now and it came up big in the first two games. Manning averages 40 yards per return right now (even if that’s only 3 so far) and his return last week sparked the offense. Hopefully Jacoby comes back healthy because he’s been money returning punts with a 25 yard return average. The key for the Texans of course is once again containing Sproles who’s also a great punt returner. A ST play may be the deciding factor in this game.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 23, 2011 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

you used it's the wrong way.

On defense it starts and ends with the front 7 and it’s ability to pressure Brees and slow down the run.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 23, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed I did.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 23, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't agree more

I really think we are so evenly matched that ST is going to be the difference

by TexansForLife on Sep 23, 2011 3:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Foster is going to play?

Kubiak, I have someone here who would like a word.

by Andres_Johnson on Sep 23, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I laugh at everyone "analyst" who thinks how the texans defense plays this sunday will be telling of how good they are.

1) It has only been 2 months under Wade so far and it’s only Week 3
2) The Saints Offense has burned the best defenses in the league. For example, Chicago and Green Bay.
3) The only way of telling the defense improved is by making the playoffs.

by steelblue on Sep 23, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

and steelblue joins the crowd.....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 23, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reality check at a minimum; even a simple return to the mean may represent an ugly loss..

It will take a definite step up to keep the Saints’ offense at bay, but a turnover or two will swing the momentum…somthing we couldn’t count on last year. Can’t wait to curb stomp dem cowbitches…er…wait…

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by chuckiepoo on Sep 24, 2011 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Saint’s D looked especially good last week because the Bears O Line is the Mendoza line of all that doth suck. They do not scare me. Shootout coming.

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by Christopher H on Sep 23, 2011 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

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