Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Saints - V3.0
by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 1:34 PM CDT
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PrintIt has been an interesting first half. Of course, I mean slightly frustrating and slightly surprising.
The surprising? I think, barring some missed assignments (against Devery Henderson) and missed tackles (against Darren Sproles), that it is safe to say that the defense is legitimate. Holding the New Orleans Saints to 10 points in the first half? Limiting Drew Brees to 124 yards, an interception, and a 61.1 quarterback rating? I don't believe anyone would have predicted that kind of performance.
The frustrating? Despite 227 yards from Matt Schaub, 104 to Andre Johnson and 70 to James Casey, and four red zone possessions, the Houston Texans only have 16 points. Even with 66 yards from Ben Tate, the offensive playcalling seems to stall in the red zone. Instead of a 28 or 24 first-half performance, the Saints are still in it.
Here is your third quarter (perhaps entire 2nd half?) thread. Complain and cheer as you see fit, BRBers.
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Liking it...smells like leather.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
lets kick sum ass and stay in first
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
even tho im in third
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
come on D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Defenses are gonna get it when Arian gets back!
Thats what’ll be difference in our redzone offense
My blind fandom prevents me from seeing your logic
Boom it out of the endzone
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
thanks cody
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
right on time
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
WHy the hell didn't Hartmann kick off?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
FucK you sideways, Shaun Cody!
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capn
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Demeco
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Thank you Meco for saving that screen
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
Meco
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
faking!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
twss
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wonder if the League will be sending out a letter to her....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Saints are droppin' like flies
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
Huge tackle on screen.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Smash, crush, kill, destroy, REPEAT!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
this^^
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright pass rush now , come on. MARIOLB
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
We really gotta get a handle on these guys faking injuries
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
fuck
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
get some pressure
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Kill Brees. Now.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I'm having flashbacks
to the Battle Red Carpet
Have faith people.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
Mario needs to kill someone
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Major fail
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Mario
dropped back AGAIN for that big pass play
Wow. Who did Graham hurdle?
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
why didn't they bring Mario?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Yup.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
FIRE FRANK BUSH!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Mario has been dropping back a lot
Bring him at the back up RT.
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
lets respond
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
really?
because 2 of those RZ outcomes were because of our offense, not so much their defense.
Agreed.
We’re down by one point. It aint over.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Amen...Execute and drive...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Offense's turn now
Gotta get us abck in this game for the D’s sake
First time the Texans have trailed all year...
Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...
so much for our vaunted front 7?
Actually they’re doing ok so far, but signs are not good for the remainder of the game!
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Brees has way too much time - he's slipping away and making plays.
It’s what’s keeping them in the game.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
THIS...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Exactly what we didn't need.
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The Dreamshake
It should be 28-17.
Schaub better get his head out of his ass.
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 25, 2011 1:47 PM CDT reply actions
Of course it should. We should get a TD every possession
because that’s a realistic expectation
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
24 pts right now isn't unreasonable.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Not so sure it's teh Schaub's fault
Have to have good play-calling from the sidelines as well
Here's a truth
the Saints score points, we gotta score more.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
bit late
but does anyone have a working stream? just got in and firstrowsports isn’t working, very frustrating
retry firstrow
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Just missed!
He was wide open
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Moar Casey
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
*thing
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Same route
hits it this time
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
RIght back to 'em.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
offsides
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Not much vision there...running behind the pile....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
andre deep
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Got to go for it here....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Kubes, WTF?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Okay, I take it back.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Blinders
Ben Tate runs with them. So many holes he’s missed..
by Broward83 on Sep 25, 2011 1:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Slaton?!
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
come on Matt
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Dammit...put it on him...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Another crappy pass
Come on teh Schaub!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Moar Casey
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Casey COpter
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Casey is beastly.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
andre with a block
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
very nice block
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
ELWAYYYYYY
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
Tosses to Casey.
The cure for our red zone woes.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
awe shit
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Ben Tate runs with blinders
but he runs so damn hard
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
SHit...red zone...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Moar THoR!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
damn it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Quit handing off to Slaton please.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
im fucking sick of Slaton
im sitting here getting angry at Kubiak for keeping him around AND giving him the ball
Dre???
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
wheres the flag
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
thats that home brewing...
i jsut gained another level of hate for the saints. lets kill them here. fuck this team.
Ok. Back in the lead. Thats good right?
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
Not if we can't do crap in the red zone.
It’s like watching 2009 all over again.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
How can they NOT call that? Seriously.
All well, time for the D to step up.
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll make up for it by calling a roughing the passer on Schaub at some point.
Hahaha, I love making myself laugh.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Fuckin' bullshit non-call, ref!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Maybe it will come back as a makeup....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Score!
Houston 19 MO 17 Refs 4
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Did he not see it or did he just decide it was a clean play?
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
I am hating it, but I do have Rackers in my fantasy lineup.
Ducks from the beer bottles being thrown
Unleash the monsters on defense!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
That was a HUGE missed call by the refs.
CmonMan.
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 25, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
It isn't like it was in the middle of the field
On the goal line or anything
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
This week.
This week I choose to sit Casey on my FF team…
by Broward83 on Sep 25, 2011 1:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
McClains dumb ass:
Texans blow another possible TD drive and settle for another Rackers FG. This one from 36 yards for a 19-17 lead with 5:08 left in 3rd Q.
Breese is getting complacent, time for a turnover
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
if you are going to put him out there
try something liike a screen.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
It's true, sadly.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
If we win this game with just Fieldgoals...
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 25, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
you won't remember the game, just the "W"
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Then I will be ecstatic.
Because it means the defense stepped up in a huge way, and the offense will only get better once Foster comes back.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Let the secondary cover...SEND MARIO!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Sep 25, 2011 1:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Then yo ushould invest in diapers
cuz it’s going to happen again (and again).
Foster
The guy Scores TD’s. And Slaton just SUCKS
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
I dont know how, but i agree
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like Slaton just forgot he's ever played football
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Or thinks he is returning kicks
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Slaton played football?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
We should drop Slaton and bring up OBGYN.
he cant be any worse.
by Kiratomi on Sep 25, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Bring the beast that is the D line!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
sure give that a flag
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hahaha Kareem Jackson is shitty.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
There's our make up.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
there might be a a fight at the end of this one
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Meco
Is a monster on the screens today
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Why
do we keep slinging guys DOWN the field when tackling? They keep gaining yards because of it.
Yes.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
MOAR PRESSURE>>>
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
...and 'gin, and, 'gin!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Just give Brees all the time in the world.
Because nothing bad can happen doing that right?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I'm getting a little sick of him, actually.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Mario is trying to kill Drew
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
fuck...not good
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
damn it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Mario down...
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
^This
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't play well enough to merit injury.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh mother of God no!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Damn
Mario is pointing at his knee
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Oh shit no please
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
moneymoneymoney
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Swirling
Coach Konserviak is making his best effort to flush 2011 down the toilet in one game. This is the blueprint for shutting down an ultra-conservative gameplan. Hello Pittsburgh…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 25, 2011 2:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
bennprince conspicuous in his absence until something bad happens of course
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
incomplete
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Mario is done
Season over for Mario.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 25, 2011 2:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
TROLLOLOLOL
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
hyperextended
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice diagnosis Dr. Bandwidth
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
thank u
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Sep 25, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn damn damn
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
WOOOOOT!!!
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
ACTUAL FUCKING SAFETY WOOOOO
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Weird right?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
yes In Wade we trust
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
PICK!!!!!!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
first JJ now Manning
I LOVE YOU FREE AGENTS, I LOVE YOU RICK SMITH
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 2:10 PM CDT reply actions
PICK! PICK! PICK!
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Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Sweet Baby!!~!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Well our two investments are paying off
The strong do what they have to do; the weak accept what they have to accept
I wuv our secondary.
Except Troy Nolan, fuck you, Nolan.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He got a hit that caused an incompletion
so he’s not ALL bad
score a TD
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Gotta have faaaaiiiiith!
by George Michael
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
w00t!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
No comment from bennprince on the INT?
thought not
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Bomb to Andre
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
5 people will tackle him before the ball gets there
And no call will be made
by splanket on Sep 25, 2011 2:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't the Saints look ripe for a draw?
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The Dreamshake
For sure need to attack the endzone before we get to the redzone....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Field Goal range
Pack it in and concede…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 25, 2011 2:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Texans have got to get in the end zone
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
TD. Do it for Mario!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I bet you...
This will be an incomplete pass to Owen Daniels…4th down…field goal.
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
Dropped by Jaoby Jones
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
TD for Walter
I am calling it
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
That's the spirit!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
TD!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
FATHER MY CHILDRENZ
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
THOR!!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
The Hammer of THOR!
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The Dreamshake
That's a motherfuckin touchdown!!!
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
JAMES CASEY IS THE TRUTH
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
ZOMGZ
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
Thooooooooooooor!!!!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Man, Bennprince is like a lucky troll charm.
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by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i was about to predict that td
but then thought better of it…
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Hells to the yeahs
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Drew with a WTF look
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice job by Gartman there
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Field Goal range
Pack it in and concede…
It’s Our Time…. or something…
by bennprince on Sep 25, 2011 2:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
LOLOLOL
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
cover all the bases, that way he's right :)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Dear MDC,
I’m now a believer in THoR.
Yours,
UT
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
What? I get no Casey Love?
I was calling it in off season
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
15 minutes
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
true true..
he put it where it needed to be
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
Welcome to the NFL...
James Casey. Wow…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Sep 25, 2011 2:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I called it!
NICE fucking catch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elvis let’s win this game -
We gotta winthisgame…
Lemonande that cool refreshing drink
by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 25, 2011 2:17 PM CDT reply actions
Notice we scored when we were outside of the red zone
we need to avoid getting there if we want TD’s
Good idea
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That^^^
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That was elite level play there.
From the pass pro, to the throw, to the catch. Oh my.
My neighborsare pissed at the noise
But it was worth it!!!!
Hell yeah!
Casey wouldn't be a "Secret Weapon" if we'd used him the first 2 games :D
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
But VY ...
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Way too much time left.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Bam!
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there a new thread or is this also the fourth quarter thread?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Leach
would not have made that play.
Had to say it.
come on get another Turnover
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Now NO will run out the clock
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
omg guys....
555 comments you need a new thread :)
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
GTFO!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
CAPN MECO
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
Sack
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Quit booing - that was a legal hit - shoulder pads only.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
guys chill :) we have this the passion is there
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
NINJA ASSASSIN!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Brett "Hitman" Hartmann
Having a great game! Would you expect any less from the Excellence of Execution?
Ninja
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
I love how the crowd laughs at us jumping
and then brees gets sacked…
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
Our ball
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Nice D!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Three and out.
KEEP HOPE ALIVE!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I'm almost 100 percent
on board with this new D. Holy shit.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Can't think of a better offense they'll play
Oakland’s running game unnerves me but the pass defense is a complete turnaround
"Lord, beer me strength."
Atlanta's offense still scares me.
Even if they’ve been a bit off-kilter so far.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
any good streams?
using frontrowsports.tv its all jumpy… help?
refresh firstrow
was jumpy for me then got better
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
STEP ON THE THROAT, OFFENSE
HACK THE BONE!
HACK THE BONE!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Run the ball now...POUND the ROCK!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Can I stay here?
I think you guys would be treat Saints fans better than other Saints fans do.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
You are always welcome!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome... again. i imagine the bleach is flowing at CSC?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
They've taken a Houston radio caller mentality.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Oh dear god, I'm so sorry.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
...sorta
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
There's no one left to fire after they've cleaned house.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I'm sitting right next to one.
If you’re expecting nice, you’re gonna be a bit disappointed right now.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
But seriously, yeah, c'mon in!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
and i quote
Not to channel my Inner Bo$$man for too long, but in summary for you TL:DR’s, We have a good team, we might not win, but it’s not a forgone conclusion. P.S. Be ashamed of yourselves if you instantly feel like we are going to lose barring a miracle.
-Sincerely,
An Optimist.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 22, 2011 1:57 AM CDT reply actions
/KnocksOnWood…/GlancesNervouslyAtClock
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
I'm dissapointed
that we aren’t going to score 59 points. One day my dream will com etrue
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
or the Juggler!
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Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
ARRUGHRURGAHAUGRUAH
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 25, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I would kill to have Arian in there right now :(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Deep pass to Andre NOW!
Actually time consuming drive is what we need with a score.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Go for the Kill
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Deep pass to Andre
I feel it
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Regardless of what the next 10ish minutes hold,
I am so intensely impressed with our defense. I cannot possibly state that enough. Last year this would have been a pipedream. we’re beating the crap out of them at every turn, if our O got TD’s it would be a massive blowout right now.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:25 PM CDT reply actions
Tate that was all you
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
great third and long
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I have not seen a Tate cut back all game
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Ooof
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Just.
Bleh.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
...Fuck.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
crap
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
lets go D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Critics are raving!
“It’s the greatest movie in the history of everything!” and “It will touch your heart and make you throw up from how much you’ll laugh.”
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
oh lord
and it all started with an illegal block in the back on special teams
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 2:28 PM CDT reply actions
Too scared of Sproles
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
That was a Turkesque punt
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
that was like a full power turk punt
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for a Mario pick
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate to say that but Tate blew that drive.
Have to make that catch to keep us out of 3rd and long.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I can't believe AJ didn't get that
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Kareem with his 10yd cushion
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
What happened to hands?
I haven’t seen the d-line getting their hands up that much this game.
3rd and 1
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
That pass to Sproles is annoying.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
damn gains two
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Amazing
It feels like Darren Sproles has run all over us, but he only has 74 total yards from scrimmage. So far.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
fuck, we still have the lead
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
It's weird to see a Texans' Nail Biter Classic from the other side...
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
Damn!
blitzed and got caught’
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I meant a decent lead.
2 points, one bad, freak play could lose it for us.
Crap
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Need a good return here.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
I want whoever was covering him dead. I want his family, his pets, his friends, DEAD!
I want his house burned to the ground!
/Capone’d
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Nah, he's sometimes useful. Make it Troy Nolan.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for a 9:27 minute drive for a TD
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
MOTHAFUCKIN THIS!!!!^^^
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 25, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
We let them off the ropes
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Those first half field goals are making sicker
and sicker.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
*me sicker
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
think of it as if we didn't score on any of those drives had we gone for it on 4th
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Let's try this again.
Cmon O. It’s winning time.
two
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Nice return
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
damn, if he didnt run dead smack into his own men
looked like there was a lot more yds to gain there
Good return
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Great breakup there.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
...and had it set up.... Too much pressure...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
shit
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I hate everything right now.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
ugh
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Fuck
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Getting excited for this weeks talking points
“WAH WAH RED ZONE WAH WAH WAH”
“OFFENSE NEEDS MORE COMPOSURE”
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Damn
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
And THERE's the WTF pick.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
That was his WTF moment
Coulda come at a better time
not even
D will step up
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
A bit too much there
teh Schaub need s to relax
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Just told my brother that this was the drive he threw a pick
Way to go, me…
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
we are in this game
in the past this is where we would’ve fallen apart. I know we SHOULD be winning BIGGER and our OFFENSE needs to all get high voltage shocks when in the red zone but the fact is we are not winning as big. our defense has stepped up this game but this is the point where we see if our D can step up in the CLUTCH! we have never had a defense where we could count on to step up in the clutch. This will go a long way into proving what our defense is about.
Dammit...crossing pattern to Andre?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Still 9 mins left, even if/when they score, we'll have our chances.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:39 PM CDT reply actions
I just want to let you guys know I take no satisfaction in saying
I told you so when it comes to Schaub.
KJ getting into it w/errbody
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:40 PM CDT reply actions
SHUT UP KAREEM
YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED YOU DO NOT GET TO TALK SHIT
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
We knew it would go down to the wire...peace and pray to Durga....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Just give them the TD if you're gonna play like this.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Moore is fixin to lose his head
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
i'd kill for a strip/sack
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions
well fuck
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Turning on the tap water...
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
OMG BUT KAREEM IS IMPROVING AND GETTING BETTER HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!!?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
this was still better then KJ last year
he went from completely incompetent to completely horrible. At least he didn’t fall down
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
OK, time to score. Schaub got his "Boneheaded Pick of The Game" over with.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:42 PM CDT reply actions
PLEASE CUT JACKSON
NOW. Don’t even wait for the game to be over.
We have done it plenty of times
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
so much for the Over/Under
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:44 PM CDT reply actions
15 pts surrendered in 2 minutes
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Just my opinion,
Schaub looks pissed.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Okay, gotta get 'er dun!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Titans up 17-14 late, Jags down 16-10 late
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 2:44 PM CDT reply actions
oh well, my prediction was 34-17 Saints so we're doing better than that :(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Is "rooting for the other team" sufficient grounds for divorce?
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
It had to be this way.
It couldnt be easy. This is where playoff teams are made.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
Good thing my Aggies didn't blow a first half lead yesterday,
or I’d really be about to lose it.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Oops
Sux to be you.
I’m in the same boat.
break out a PAP or bootleg?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Wow check out the scoreboard
ALL 8 games are close. <3 NFL
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions
Bills just went up on the Pats
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
yes!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Miss Foster
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
<3 casey
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Casey is over 125...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Moar TE
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Moar of dat!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
We keep stopping the clock.
Keep that thing moving guys.
Good coverage there.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
kDub
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
is it a TD?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Huh?
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
TD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:51 PM CDT reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
What????????????????
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
PLZLPLZPZLPZLZPLZPZLZ
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Holy Tip!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
We get a weird play for a TD?!?!!?
Wow – things have changed
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love the ZERO level of excitement in the commentators. Anyone miss Gus Johnson?
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
Holy Shit
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
Your lack of faith is disturbing.
insert Darth Vader image.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Karma!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Things are going our way!! That means we HAVE to win right?!!?
Right?!?
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFENCEEEEE
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The Unimmaculate Reception
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
think jets...2009. Gotta stay in the mindset....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
What the hell was that and can we have another?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
As soon as Schaub threw the ball I turned my head and started getting insanely pissed off
I look up and there’s a touchdown. WTF
Ladys and Gentlemen
I have officially shit my pants.
that will be all.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:54 PM CDT reply actions
Stupid throw...but pick would have come back due to flag.
Damn..what a play.
But can we stop Brees?
Doesn’t seem like Mario may be coming back.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yes, we can!!!!
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Block in the back
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Time for the D to shine!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
O has done their job, now it's time to see if our D is for real
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Collective energies!
Visualize the turnover!
LETS GO D
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:54 PM CDT reply actions
Mine asploded.
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Put someone on Moore!
Dammit!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
LOL
@johnhollinger: Matt Schaub just threw a pick-six to his own team.
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 2:55 PM CDT reply actions
Why is Kareem still on
Lance moore?I mean seriously can no one get a chance at covering the guy?
Pro troll since 09
Got to press..don't give up the ten yards...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
BULLYING IS FOR LOSERS
Stop making fun of Kareem
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:56 PM CDT reply actions
thats fair
they screwed us earlier
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Now we're even?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Sack!!!
get one D
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
^This
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
PLEASE STOP THEM
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions
personal foul
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Need it here...Come on ....shit
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Blitz??????
Why haven’t we in the second half???
LAst time we did it we were burned bad
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
FTFY
Matt Schaub…you WILL have to lead another TD drive.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, hate those rules.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
they let them score me thinks
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Awesome
That’s what we wanted. Plenty of time left, 2 TO left.
Wow.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
OK
Just the right amount of time left
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
For some reason I feel better now.
We have a shot with this much time.
agjnfdg
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
well we still cant rely on our D in the clutch
lets go offense!
Best situation
We got time. Just like @ Washington last year.
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
ah, the Schaub logic
previous accomplishments mean more than complete and total fuck ups in the fourth quarter
Unbelievable
we had to settle for FGs all game while they go for 2 twice
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
How can you not know that was the same fucking play
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
Not many defenses can shut down New Orleans
Green Bay and Chicago couldn’t
"Lord, beer me strength."
This.
I’ve been very impressed with the Texans today. Brees has been playing on another world this past year.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
The same thing happened to the Packers defense.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
same exact fuckin play
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 3:01 PM CDT reply actions
Are they incapable of fucking learning?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
2nd half defense disappeared
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
If we score...
I pray Gary doesn’t go for 2
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
no flag again?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Dear Schaub
If you clutch this like you have oh so many times, I will install a lifetime shrine to you in my house.
flag?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
fuck
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
It's on us?
Are you serious?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Horrible coaches decision'
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
BS
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
game
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING ROUGHING THE PASSER FLAG?!?!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
up their asses
they’re not going to call it.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Really
Way after he si down
They pile on
No flag
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not against Brees, then it's not roughing the passer.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I was hoping we wouldn't be talking all week about FGs
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Knee him in the head after he's down and no call
Fuck these officials x1000
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Well this sucked donkey balls.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
What we learned
Arian Foster isn’t expendable
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:08 PM CDT reply actions
Also...
Kareem Jackson is expendable.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I did not expect to win today...
But still feel like shit.
by USMC_JA on Sep 25, 2011 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
4th and 15
15 Yard Hook to AJ
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 3:09 PM CDT reply actions
Who was happy?
I would be happy with a 10-0 lead. Please,, Red zone scoring. This is the difference between Foster and Tate. Now we know. More Bleach… Less Wade Aid
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
sorry that some of us don't sit around
waiting for bad things to happen. theres no fun in it. If we have the lead, I’m happy. Its simple. If we are losing, I’m unhappy. Simple
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
If we lose this game its on the 4 field goals.....
and giving up 10 yard cushions.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 25, 2011 3:09 PM CDT reply actions
At least we don't face an offense as good as this the rest of the year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Game Over unless Andre pulls one like last year vs the Skins
Great great game though. Had my heart pounding entire second half.
Game over...
Life is a beach, or a bitch, depending on your attitude...
by Norm Zelnick on Sep 25, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck everything.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
It's OK the other owners are probably amazed
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Oh well
A few screw ups
Just couldn’t over come the mistakes
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I find it funny we were complaining about the refs in the first half.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
were the Saints fans whining when Andre was being pulled backwards and then hit early on the goalline and no flag came?
or was it just more “Who Dat” chanting?
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that was a penalty.
imo.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
after last year
can’t we get a fucking break?
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Sigh
Good game,wish those drives where we got inside the 10 were touchdowns.Wouldn’t have even been a contest…
Pro troll since 09
I hope this week's practice on offense
Is nothing but red zone
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Don't blame this on the refs, we got a couple missed calls our way too
Schaub had his WTF int, kareem got burned a lot, the defense didn’t adjust, and we performed poorly in the red zone. All on the team.
The voice of reason? Already?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Next week
we’d better play with a chip on our shoulders. Come in pissed and ready to kill.
Nonetheless, this was a good game.
And we kept up with the saints at home.
Wow.
Pissed off. Can’t believe we were ever in the lead with the way we played, and we absolutely collapsed at the only time where it mattered. Pissed. Off.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
The big winner in this game is Arian Foster and his agent
we clearly saw his value with our failures in the redzone
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
Kareem Jackson
F**ing useless, picked on him on the last two drives that killed us…I hate him more than anything
"Hockey is a thought inside your head saying: Wouldn't it be amazing getting up everyday and playing, doing something that you love to do." SC
by BackhandCrosby&In on Sep 25, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
I think we can't cradle him anymore.
He is not a starting CB
Any word on Mario?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
was playing
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
i think he is fine.
he was back out there later on.
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 25, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I must have missed it.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe not 100%
Because Reed has played a lot for him
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Block the god damn punt and run it back
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 3:13 PM CDT reply actions
field goal
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
lol you think they'll punt on 4th and GOAL?
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the bleach talking
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Crazy talk
Block/miss on the FG. Then we go down and get a TD.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 3:13 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah
it is all his fault
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
post game Venting thread?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
And we get soul wrenched again
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Work in progress guys.
By far the best offense we’ll face all year. This is a really good team at home and we took it down to the wire.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
While that is almost 100% true
It doesn’t make any single loss feel better.
But this was definitely one of the better games to lose.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah before the game started
I think people would be happy if we could at least give them a game. We clearly did.
Just with Arian Foster, I think this game is ours. The key is his health.
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. Besides the red zone failures, we played a tough Saints team at home down to the wire.
Lots of positives. Also, Kareem Jackson sucks.
WHAT!?!?!?!!
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Sep 25, 2011 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
really?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
No just fuck the refs
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Fuck ourselves.
Redzone failures lost this game. their penalties etc are meaningless if we got 28 points instead of 12 out of redzone
Thank God for football!
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Lower the score difference?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
What the flying fuck just happened?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:16 PM CDT reply actions
But he improved!
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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck improved, I want his ass gone yesterday!
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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
You can bitch about the FG's
but there is 40 points on the board right now…we have 33. This game was lost by the defense.
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
We had to stop them after the Thor TD
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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
This is true
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
same problem as last year, we score a lot, opposition scores more.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate to inject rationality at a time like this
But this isn’t the Rusty Whateverhisname-led Titans we’re playing here.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
going into this game we knew they were gonna score.
i agree that the defense should have stopped them but the offense can’t also have 4 field goals in the redzone. that’s 16 points left on the board. that’s too many. the saints are a really good team and we knew that. now we gotta make adjustments and get ready for the steelers. can’t feel sorry for ourselves.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 25, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
My question is
What happened to the pass rush?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
I swear Brees had eternity in his hands
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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
True
Against a top flight team
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
We need to start beating top flight teams
at some point
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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to say the O came up short.
Although if they bat 1.000 in the red zone we score like 2984325 points.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Defense looked like they did last year in the second half
huge cushions wide open receivers. Red Carpet Zone Defense rearing its ugly head.
like the step child of the redheaded step child
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
Texans offense: great until they get to the redzone
Texans defense: solid until 3rd downs
Texans: solid until the 4th quarter
sounds about right
Do we have the same record as the titans right now?
I got another year out of my Steve Slaton jersey...wahoo!
yes
tonight we’ll watch the Colts get their teeth kicked in.
Kenny Britt might be out for awhile so look out for that
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I can live with giving up big plays to Sproles, he's ridiculous
but we let Graham go off. That was the killer
by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:19 PM CDT reply actions
23-14
That amount of points scored in the 4th quarter today. A lot of games don’t get that through all 4 quarters.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 3:20 PM CDT reply actions
Great
I’m looking forward to national media calling us a fluke
by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Cupcake
Looks like Cupcake Phillips defence needs a little work; giving up 454 yards and 40 points.
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