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Saints Outlast Texans, Win 40-33

Perhaps, if I were in a better mood, it would be apt to call this a valiant effort. The Houston Texans hung with the New Orleans Saints and lost 40-33 in the Superdome. That is a far closer game than I originally thought it would be, but, unfortunately, I'm not in a better mood mere minutes after this roller coaster loss.

Since I am in a bad mood, I will harp on four field goals in the red zone. Four field goals that should have produced more 7s and less 3s which could have been the tipping point.

Could of, would of, should of. That is what this game is filled with, and that is what this week will be filled with.

Could the Texans have won with Arian Foster out there as opposed to the pass-dropping Ben Tate and running-back-into-the-pile Steve Slaton?

Would the Texans have won if they had gone for the touchdowns in the red zone instead of settling for field goals?

Should they have benched Kareem Jackson when Lance Moore just abused him in the second half?

These are the questions I ask...that unfortunately will never be answered.

With the Pittsburgh Steelers on the horizon, the Texans cannot afford to wallow in pity. We are not the Texans though, so wallow away in the comments, cuss out Kareem Jackson, or maybe find a silver lining in the play of James Casey, Andre Johnson, and a back-and-forth performance on the road against a championship-caliber team.

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Texans offense: great until they get to the redzone

Texans defense: solid until 3rd downs
Texans: solid until the 4th quarter

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Disappointed, but They did play over all a good game

Against one of the top teams in the NFL

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

It was heart wrenching!

But not like anyone gave up

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

As far as heart wrenching losses go

this was pretty mediocre. I’d give it a 5.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Legit LOL

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rivers, you know who deserves better?

James Casey. Why don’t you try thinking about someone else for a change?

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

if the game were in Houston

we Win

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

If pigs had wings

pork chops would be harder to come by

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

I can shoot them out of the sky just as easy as I shoot them on the ground. Could you imagine 300 or 400 pound bloody weights falling from the sky?

by Blitzman46 on Sep 25, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

they'd

throw 4 pics as well to a Buffalo Bills defense…

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by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 26, 2011 3:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

although we lost today i expect this team to bounce back

and win next week.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 25, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

my first shots of bleach came in week 3.

against a team that could (and probably will) be in (or win) the NFC championship game. I’ll take it.

by Kiratomi on Sep 25, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Good thing it happened pretty much exactly how I expected it too

Makes it not suck that much when you know it’s gonna happen

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks to that phenomenal Ben Tate drop.

I swear that changed the game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

and the redzone

/beats dead horse.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

and the cutbacks

I need to watch the rewind, but it seemed that both Tate and Slaton did much less cutting back against the grain.

Check out the big brain on Brad!

by PygmyStone on Sep 25, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thought that overall Tate did well

but he did leave some yards out on the field

by Draco on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think im renaming Slaton to either...

A. Salton (as in salt on my open wound)
B. Suck (as he does enough of this in gametime situations)
C. Nothing (as in he that shalt not be named or that of which we do not speak)

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by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 26, 2011 3:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

100% right... That drop sucked so hard

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by Fredrik Nyman on Sep 26, 2011 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was that one with the shank punt at the 50

then the INT.

D spent a billion years on the field, – which is very bad for them and the style they play.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

And when was that? I must have missed it.

Only time we had a double digit lead was 10-0.

by RobertM320 on Sep 25, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, everyone, let's all take a deep breath.

…and then go kidnap Kareem Jackson.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

To his credit

He played the run well.

But screw that. He got abused out there. It was like watching Petey Faggins all over again.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think Bradon Harris could have been burned any more thoroughly.

Anything better than “completely obliterated” would be better.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea, but you're forgetting the crucial element:

At least Kareem Jackson talked a bunch of shit to Moore after giving up the first down. That’s gotta count for something, right?

Oh, and my favorite: when he gave up a long catch, then didn’t bother to touch the receiver afterwards. Seriously? You’re not a rookie any more. Learn the g’damn rules.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That made me want to file down a toothbrush and stab a bunch of people.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Talking shit after giving up multiple first downs

“I tackle you! I tackled you! You didn’t score that time!”

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

As the games went by, I was thinking "ok maybe Kareem has learned from last year"

after this game, I’m officially done with him. He can’t cover, he doesn’t locate the ball, and he’s not physical enough in man to man coverage. Yes he makes some good tackles and talks a lot of shit but he is not a corner.

by Tony Ung on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's a safety too?

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I really don’t like the term “owned” but Lance Moore is using Jacksons nads as a paperweight.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least the Pats lost.

So we didn’t lose any ground at the top of the conference.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

^This

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf? haha

ain’t a bit early to speak about top of the conference? u should worry about your own div.. titans won today

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by thebossuzzi on Sep 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We lost a close one. Played well but the defense let us down

I must be going through the BRB archives or somethig

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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Not all the defenses fault.

Not even mostly the defenses fault. Four FGs in the red zone is why we lost this game.

by LedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, where does your avatar come from?

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by Hollywoo! on Sep 25, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?

buffalo just beat NE?

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

yae!!!

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

They didn't settle for "we played well vs a top team"

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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Defense also had 4 INT's

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

MATT SCHUAB ISN'T AS GOOD AS DREW BREES

CUT HIM, HE SUCKS, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

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by nolander on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Schaub was better

More accurate
Better td/int ratio
Better QB rating
More yards

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

The W is for the TEAM!

not a QB thing

/looks for VY fanbois

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again a TEAM thing

W/L for QG is a false stat

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure blame him for the saints Scoring 44

blame him for Kareem continuing to cover moore. Blame him for those 2 point conversions. Yeah he sucks

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah, I'll just blame him for his moronic play

I like how everyone always defends him with stats and how the defense plays, I don’t think there is anyone bold enough to claim that he doesn’t make the absolute stupidest throws that are huge contributions to losses.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes only the picks matter

not the rest of his play at all. Please.

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by nolander on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every qb throws picks.

You just seem to look at his picks in a vacuum and assume nobody else was to blame.

I respect you taking a contrarian viewpoint, but I still think you apply selective logic.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

and when other QBs throw Ints as stupid as the ones Schaub throws they are crucified

did you see the criticism Romo got when he made the same kind of play? Schaub does the same fucking thing and there is a line of people ready to defend him to the death. It’s sickening.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brees' ints were dumber looking

No one crucified him

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure there are a lot of people crucifying Tom Brady right now.

He threw four picks.

Again, I’m not saying that I’m happy with the pick, but Schaub did a whole lot more to win this game than lose it. Like I said upthread, you seem to home in on the picks he throws to the detriment of all the other things he does.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Schaub put out that same exact performance that Brady did

I guarantee you there would be people saying that “it wasn’t his fault” and “the defense gave up 30 points so you can’t blame him”. I can’t remember the last time Schaub got the blame for a loss. Once again, the 09 Colts game is a perfect example. There’s like a 1 point difference in the score and he throws a pick 6 and gets stripped on the very next offensive play. Not his fault though, he doesn’t play defense! It truly sickens me.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

See into alternate realities, can we?

/Yoda

From my perspective, if this were to happen, we’d see even more armchair Dicky Justices coming out of the woodwork to scream to the heavens about how we should have taken Radio instead of Mario.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

hm.

If drew brees, Tom Brady, or Aaron Rodgers come available, we can trade until then stop crying and don’t kill yourself because we only have a top 7 QB… Not the best, but not the problem… NEXT Topic

by Texan5513 on Sep 25, 2011 5:09 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Brady lost today in a shoot out

So therefore he sux

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Schaub played really well

he was under a lot of pressure from the Saints D, and did a really good job overall I thought…but he still had opportunities to win the game for us…as did many other of our players.

Brees made some bad mistakes too, but played great down the stretch. He also had tons more time to throw than Matt did.

Thinking back to the preseason, how many of us really thought we would beat the Saints? And we had quite a few opportunities to win this game. I was disappointed we lost because winning would have done so much for the teams confidence, but still, we did good. We had chances to win against an elite team.

by BleachBum on Sep 26, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

you mean

his once a game, WTF throw. Come on guys, you ought to know by now that he is good for one. Usually in the 2nd or 4th quarter throwing to Andre. It happens, the important thing is that we wo-, oh wait, we didnt….Still not Schaubby’s fault. Im seriously behind him 100% even if i have the dull knife ready to plunge into my throat each game for that WTF throw.

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by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 26, 2011 4:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

SUCK FOR LUCK!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does everyone bitching about the FGs genuinely believe we should have scored TDs on..

…all those drives? You really think we should have hung 49 points on the Saints in their place? Sorry, but the D lost this and though they are much improved from last year, they are still not yet qualified to handle one of the best offenses in the game.

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

No, but it's not unreasonable to expect more that 1 of 4 drives inside the 10 to produce a TD

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yes, I DO think we should have hung at least 45 on them.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol I love Madden, too, but...

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice one.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What, what in the name of God is unreasonable about wanting more than 1 TD out of 4 tries inside the 10?

The points were quite possible. The Madden joke is funny, but look at the Saints – they certainly converted TDs.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

33 should be enough to win ANY game with a reasonable facsimile of a defence

Ours is better than last year but that might just be a case of re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I agree with that.

I’m just saying real opportunities for TDs were there. 45 points was legitimately possible, not video game possible.

And I’m done with this – they didn’t do it, we didn’t win, the Saints kept coming back and got a couple of big stops (and penalties).

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

We also got robbed. ANDRE WAS INTERFERED WITH IN THE ENDZONE!!!!!!!

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by texanslady on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily..

against a high powered offense like the Saints at home.

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by selke99 on Sep 25, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

True but...

The offense fucked over the defense twice in the second half by giving the Saints shortfield. The Saints got to start 2 drives from the 50 back to back. Not a recipe for success.

Also, previously mentioned by someone else:

I thought the turning point of the game was definitely when we got the big stop of the Saints (Antonio Smith sack etc.) but then the offense did nothing because Kubiak ran back to back inside runs for a total of 1 yard. (was he trying to milk the clock with 12 minutes left and only a 9 point lead?) That was infuriating. Lost all momentum.

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by SlatonShuffle on Sep 25, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's the "too-soon blues"

but I don’t like kicking FGs from inside the 5.

That would’ve still made the game a 40-37 loss…..but you may as well go for it. TD at best, put the Saints at the 2 at worst.

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only FG I have a real issue with is the 22-yarder.

The others I’m not so broken up about.

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by Synchysi on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The answer to our red zone woes is clear.

Hand it off to Casey and let Vickers lead block.

In reality, I think even having Ward in there in red zone situations would have made a huge difference. Tate looks good, but there are still things he needs to work on and it shows.

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by Synchysi on Sep 25, 2011 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

That would have been nice

Foster in there would be better, but I could work with that until he’s back

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by DrMustache on Sep 25, 2011 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Defence took the day off after the first half...

Also, matty looked like a choker in the fourth quarter, and that hurts…

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by Fredrik Nyman on Sep 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

He had a monster TD to Casey

That should have been the game if we had a good defense

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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

wut

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought so too...

Casey makes that catch and is open enough to catch it 1 out of 15 times. He’s too slow to be a viable deep threat. They caught them off guard…but the great thing is we established him as a legitimate weapon that teams will have to prepare for now.

So…we lost, but good things occurred. We see how our Defense stacks up against good O-Line’s and schemes…fuck it hurts though. I KNEW they were going to win…I’ve had that feeling all week. SHIT.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, it wasn't an interception

And it wouldn’t have been even if it didn’t go for a td. For one thing, the play was broken up by Dreessen. For another thing, there was a defensive penalty on the play, so it wouldn’t have counted anyway.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

"...monster TD to Casey"

I read monster TD to Walter in my head. My mistake.

And tehGrindCrusher, despite the awesome result of a Walter TD, I just didn’t like the pass decision of Schaub on that pass at all.

by memyselfini on Sep 25, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the referees did screw us on two calls

but just one TD instead of a field goal early and its a totally different game. I’m really confident about our game against the Steelers. I really think go 3-1.

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

We got those calls back

No need to harp on it.

Most of us wanted 2-2 after the 1st 4 games………but damn this one stings a little.

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, I called it 2-2

but jeez.

I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.

by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would accept 2-2 after the first four

If we lose to the Raiders then it’ll be torches and pitchforks I’m afraid

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed, but if we lose to them the Houston fans and media will do everything

within their power to have him fired

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't bad - but they aren't good either

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think about the PI on Andre

that would have been 1st and goal.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point is

if we get that call we could have scored a TD from the 1 yard line.
/sigh

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

4th/5th DB remains a much bigger problem than NT.

Any time Nolan is in the game, he’s the worst player on the field. And as for Kareem… Eh, nothing we didn’t already learn last year. At least he talks more smack now. Wait, is that a positive?

Hell of a game, either way. Hope Mario is OK. That didn’t look all that comfortable on the old knee.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Worse than Allen?

I’ll admit, it’se close.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Watch him get completely turned around on the Sproles TD run. He was the only player who wasn’t blocked on that play, and he still managed to flail.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think on that play

He was blocked by Allen after Allen completely whiffed on the tackle.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, but only AFTER Sproles had already juked the crap out of him.

Nolan didn’t break down knowing he had a teammate behind sproles.

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by Schlauton on Sep 25, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sproles jukes out 99 percent of Secondary and LB in the league...

He whiffed…so what? The guy is just that damn good. And he’s going to hell for beating the Texans. So is Brees and the rest of them. GOD IS A GOD DAMNED FUCKING TEXANS FAN.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I think if Reggie Bush was still in New Orleans we win this game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

But he aint and we have Sproles now thank god

by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 25, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uhm, no.

Nolan blocked Manning (giving chase) after Sproles juked Nolan out of his jock.

by NWestTexan on Sep 25, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pathetic game...

Wade Phillips lack of adjustment and Matt Schaubs straight up shitty play gonna be a lonG season

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by Texanmaniac on Sep 25, 2011 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

We did seem to run the same exact blitz the entire fourth quarter.

I suppose they just ran so many plays, Wade ran out of creative ways to get to the QB.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shitty play

As in, throwing for like a gazillion yards and a few touchdowns against a Super Bowl contender. Bring back Carr!

Wait. That should be Bring back Carr!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which part of his play was bad?

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by TexansForever on Sep 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOW ABOUT THE 373 YARDS AND THREE TS HE ALSO THREW!?!?!

ARE YOU HONESTLY BLAMING AN OFFENSE THAT PUT UP 33 POINTS FOR A LOSS!?!?!

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by TexansForever on Sep 25, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He did it twice.

But the Saints won. What’s your point?

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by Synchysi on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

no he didn't

1 was an undercut from Joseph and 1 was a receiver running the wrong route.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joseph had excellent position on the first pick. It was a terrible throw by Brees.

The second pick, again, Manning had excellent position regardless of the route the receiver ran. They were both throws that should have never been made.

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by Synchysi on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

A pick is a pick...

What does it matter if you were beaten or the ball slipped out of your hand funny? We lost the game to a better team.

We hung in there though which is remarkable. They could get to Schaub, we could barely even get a peek at Brees, they scored at will in the 4th, we got shut down. Game over. Shut up about a pick that wasn’t even that crippling for us. We had a 9 point lead going into the 4th and our offense just shut down. They just all failed. The players, the coaching staff, the lot of em.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, it wasn't crippling?

2 point lead and you give the ball away to the Saints offense on the HOU 47, no biggie right? this is some straight up comedy right here.

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No it wasn't crippling

A setback, yes. But not crippling.

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by kriess on Sep 25, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me guess, Trade for Kafka? Pryor?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

everyone fucks up

such is life, and football

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by FandomEst2002 on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's my only solution.

I don’t have a plan for a new QB or even a desire for one, it’s not exactly reasonable.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not forcing him to put up 40+ points would be ideal.

But apparently the defense isn’t to blame, so I’m not quite sure.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

By not playing a game where we need to rely on him?

Idk I thought that football was as much as a team sport as any and the defense still has to do its part…

by PhTeddy on Sep 25, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah cuz you should never have to rely on your QB

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

your QB

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that's on the defense

I fail to see how it’s Shcaub’s fault that he fails to be perfect on every play. If that’s how our team is going to be structured then I suggest we make a trade for Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers right now, because last time I checked those were the only two that even come close to being perfect every game.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't let him throw the ball on 3rd and 10 in a close game with the lead, hand it off punt and hope for the best

as soon as I saw him drop back i’m thinking he’s gonna lock onto Andre and throw a pick, sure enough that’s exactly what happens. same thing with the Ravens game last year, as soon as he dropped back in OT I’m thinking game over. I would NEVER give Schaub the chance to make that throw, i’ve seen it over and over again I simply would not give him the opportunity to fuck up like that.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I would NEVER give Schaub the chance to make that throw"

Arm chair coaching is great, ain’t it?

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally

I would only allow him to throw TDs. I would also only allow Tate to only rush for TDs. Hell, fuck that…..I would only allow my team to win games. Yeah, that’s what I would do.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Regarding the statement
as soon as I saw him drop back i’m thinking he’s gonna lock onto Andre and throw a pick

Something tells me you think that every time he throws the ball. I guess you’ll be right every once in a while.

by LedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Texans scored two TD's in the fourth actually.

Defense gave up 23 points.

But yes a team loss on both sides.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right Brees did that twice

he sucks, hes on a decline

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed Matt " to the turf " Schaub Was bad...

Walter got him a TD

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by Texanmaniac on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should you be even typing?

I’m serious, can you see the screen through your tears?

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right.

Because Brees didn’t do that or anything, right? Oh, wait. His defense played better, therefore he is better.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brees picks were NO WHERE NEAR as bad

and you’ll notice they didn’t occur in the 4th quarter

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

im pretty sure Daniel Manning was the intended receiver.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're a baby...

They all make mistakes. Schaub was shit in the 4th quarter but blaming the loss on one play is completely stupid. To be honest with you the Texans shouldn’t have been that close in the game. There was a fair amount of luck that played a good part in shutting down the Saints like we did in the first half. The second half…well, the luck ran out, the D was on the field too much, and the Texans balls sucked up into their pussies in the 4th. I’ll leave all of the positional breakdowns to the guys that know what they’re talking about. All I really know is that if they don’t grow some nuts and learn to finish games…at least make a good show of it like last year, then this is going to be a very long year. I think they’re coming out too cocky out of the gates and they blow their wads too early. Gotta stay calm and focused.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Manning interception was nearly identical to Schaub's.

The DB went underneath and came away with an easy pick. As for your obsession with the fourth quarter… Is there a new rule I wasn’t aware of? Are those points weighted?

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

and we're going to argue with some who does't know a Good QB from one that sucks

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes you are.

poorly, but you’re going to do it.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're being snide

You won’t argue with valid opinions because you’re…what? A fucking NFL coach? Don’t argue with Toolshed anyone! Just accept his word because his nuts hang to his knees and he has an obsession with a single play that apparently made the world tip on it’s axis and…well, he’s viewing the monitor through very bitter tears right now.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Right.

Enjoy your ax-grinding.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touchdowns and field goals are worth the same in every quarter

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!

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by nolander on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep 3 an 6 points respectively

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure.

but notice that when we are in a close game in the 4th quarter and Schaub throws his moronic picks we tend to lose. See: Indy in 09, Today, and many other games.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

moronic picks?

He had one

How do you get plural out of that?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brees threw 22 picks last year.

But surely all of those were “smart” interceptions, or poor route-running by his receivers. Because everybody knows, Schaub is the only QB in the league who makes the occasional bad fourth-quarter throw.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

^ this

Football comprehension ftw

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude

Stop. You’re embarrasaing yourself.

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by kriess on Sep 25, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

He threw less picks than Brees

Yet his one is the ONLY reason the Texans lost

we get your point

You hate teh Schaub

even though there was very little pass rush and Kareem was burned for many plays – it is all teh Schaub’s fault

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he's a dick.

He’s very disrespectful when he “disagrees”.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep, that's my point

Schaub is the worst QB in the league and single handedly loses every game. glad we could clear that up.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was pretty much your argument

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah,

if you’re dyslexic I could see that.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Snide again.

I don’t like you. You don’t debate, you talk to people that disagree with you like they’re shit heads.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about Washington last year?

Or Green Bay a few years ago? Or Miami a few years ago? Or all those games where Schaub dragged us back into contention only to have K/Chris Brown break our hearts with sucktitude?

Close games are decided by luck, and an interception has an outsized effect on close games. If we had had a halfway decent defense over the years, the effects of those interceptions get minimized. Pinning the blame on Schaub for all those is shortsighted.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to bed in about a minute

So you get the last word.

I’ll just say this: nobody is saying Schaub is perfect. He makes mistakes like every other qb (although less than most). But he has had to be perfect in the past because our defense was so bad. This year might be the first year that this isn’t the case.

If the Texans lose 50-47 and Schaub throws a pick, even if it leads to the ultimate difference in the scorelines, it’s foolish to assign all the blame to Schaub when so many other things have gone wrong. If that game ends up 47-17 for the good guys and Schaub throws the same pick, I think people view the pick completely differently.

Good night. I will read your rebuttal tomorrow.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

No one is saying he's perfect

but no one seems to acknowledge that he can’t be trusted to make smart plays when the game is on the line. he has a history of boneheaded plays in close games and it’s not really talked about, and yet for some reason the Rosencopter is still brought up nearly every day.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really talked about?

I seem to recall it being talked about plenty. Maybe not with the same foot stomping that you insist upon but still discussed.

What’s your point man? Do you think Leinart should be starting for the Texans? Do you think Carr should come back? What?

We get your point. You don’t like Schaub. Is there anything else you can add to the conversation?

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, this sounds like the blowhard Romo argument...

where people just accept Romo/other QBs blow games because they just remember those, while not remembering the ones they save or comebacks. CHFF.com did a study on all of Romo’s 4th qtrs and found he was about the same if not better than the game’s best present QBs. I wonder what Schaubs would be, probably not as bad as you make it out to be.

Now no doubt Schaub’s INTs hurt the team, but to place all the blame on him as the reason they lost is ludicrous.

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by selke99 on Sep 25, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want to point out that i've never said that Schaub deserves all of the blame.

My only claim is that his ints are huge contributors to losses in close games.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

What exactly ARE you saying then?

You keep going back and forth…..his boneheaded int cost the Texans the game, but you don’t expect him to be perfect? WTF?! And all the responses are saying that EVERY QB has boneheaded plays, EVERY QB has had the int in a close game that can be pointed to as being the deciding factor….so what exactly is your point? You don’t like Schaub? OK, we’ve all gotten that.

You say don’t put him in that position….that’s all well and good, but when you’re in 3rd and 10 what do you suggest? Punt on 3rd down? For every one that has ended in an int, I am sure there are many, many, MANY more that have resulted in a 1st down. (maybe one of ya’ll that is into such things could find the stats on this?) You use the Bal game from last year…..I KNOW there were many more that resulted in a first down cause I watched every painful minute of that game. Yes he had the one in OT….guess what….there were MANY other negative factors that led to that game even going to OT, our dead last in efense being ONE of them! Schaub was the one GOOD reason we made it to OT. And how many of his passes on 3rd and long contributed to us being in OT?

No one is shlobbing his knob, we are all just pointing out that Schaub is one of the top 10 QB’s in the league and we are all glad to have him.

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by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brett Favre

He’s the all time leader in boneheaded INT’s to lose big games, yet nobody disputes he was a pretty good QB. It’s all perspective.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

There will be no rebuttal.

He will tell you how stupid you are, how many phantom picks Matt throws, how much of a limp arm he has because he can’t toss it out there like other stud QB’s like…oh, Jemarcus Russell…He’ll tell you about the Indy game in ‘09, he’ll tell you about the several 4th quarter picks he threw last year when he was constantly playing from behind.

He failed today. The whole team did. Assigning blame to a single player on one bad toss is just silly.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Very well said.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly though:

Was there anyone who wasn’t realistically expecting Matt Schaub to throw that pick when he did?

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

It seemed to be coming.

Those two possessions at the 50 just killed us.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

.........................I'm done.........

for three days. I am completely dead right now.

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by Schlauton on Sep 25, 2011 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Next week

will be the difference between this year and last year. How do we bounce back? We don’t have to win (it would be nice) but do we play with confidence and go at Pitt, or will we lay down and hit .500?

by Big T33 on Sep 25, 2011 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I think we can lose to the Steelers without laying down.

This part of the schedule is absolutely beastly.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we kicj the Rapelessburgers ass

They can’t hang with good teams

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

True enough...

But I think they come out with fire…

I seem to recall at turning point for Schaub but I don’t remember the moment…and even still, you can’t blame Schaub for constantly having 500 pound monsters trying to eat him and your O-Line bending over and letting them at him.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna take a break from BRB

I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.

by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

way too emotional after this game, later guys.

I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.

by molloymalone on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should have capitalized in the 1st half

when we were toying with them. Like they capitalized in the 4th when they were toying with us.

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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we END the fking Karrem Jackson experiment??

Seriously, he is a joke.

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by TexansForever on Sep 25, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Good Things:

1) Mario Williams came OK
2) Our hardest test defensively is over
3) James Casey is gonna win us a lot of games

by steelblue on Sep 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah no more road games like this.

And by far the bet offense on the schedule.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hurray for silver linings!

Casey was seriously incredible. Three of the biggest plays of the game… Sheer awesomeness. That deep ball was a perfect throw by, too. And the second one would have been the same, if not for a brilliant play by a linebacker in coverage.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That linebacker was on him...

Like stink on Shit…would have been a complete dipshit play had he not swatted that pass down. I thought he should have lifted up both hands and tried to make a grab for it.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

At the end of the day, this division is ours

Colts are going 0-3 tonight after the Steelers take care of them. Jags just lost to the freaking Panthers. Two teams right there with a chaotic QB situation. My only concern was the Titans but Kenny Britt appears to be injured and they barely beat a bad Broncos team at home by 3 points.

Our only priority should be winning the division and being healthy going into the playoffs.

by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah to much doom and gloom here after a close loss to the Saints on the road.

Big picture here is that no one in the division has an offense as good as ours. The Titans and Jags defenses are solid but they haven’t faced anyone good yet so we’ll see.

I think we’ll finish 3-1 against the NFC South to.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Titans last week...

… beat the Ravens. Haven’t faced anyone good?

by Scruffy The Janitor on Sep 25, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many teams in the conferance have an offense as good as ours?

One maybe not having 23 was crucial the dude is a monster in the red zone. NO will put up those numbers on any defense in tha league tough loss we were in ity till the end with one of the top 3 teams in the league without our all pro running back time to focus on pitt.

get it while the gettins good!!!

by JLeeNino on Sep 25, 2011 4:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sucks

Here’s what I saw.

Pros – K’Dub. James Casey. AJ. Tate rushing. Two picks by the D. Antonio Smith sack. Meco and Cushing looking strong against the run.

Cons – Secondary play was horrible, especially in the 2nd half. No pressure on Brees when it mattered. Red Zone offense. Most of the O-play calling in the 4th quarter was shit. Shitty officials. Getting burned on the exact same play on the second 2 pt conversion.

I’m at a low. I hope we can finish 8-8

by Kidaster on Sep 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I have perspective

can’t beat them in their house – you ain’t gonna win the super bowl.

And – if we ever see the playoffs, it’s not like it will be home field advantage.

We need to suck it up and win against tough teams in tough places if we want to be winners. Otherwise – it’s 8-8

by Kidaster on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

If perspective means

Making ridiculously fallacious assumptions, then yes, you have it.

You seem to be saying that any loss dooms us to mediocrity, when in fact that is far from clear. We aren’t even one quarter of the way through the season. It is impossible to make any accurate judgments about the season based on this game.

Hell, New England just coughed up a big lead on the road. Will they be lucky to reach 8-8?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair point

I should have waited until my throat stopped hurting from screaming at the TV before reflecting on our upcoming games….

by Kidaster on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've all been there.

But I still like this team a lot better at 2-1 than last year’s team with the same record.

And truly, the week after your team loses is a horrible week no matter what.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

last year's 2-1 is harder to swallow

b/c we were dominated by the Cowgirls for our loss. This loss was against a SB contender who we had a lead against throughout and was contending to the end.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 26, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

how many games did GreenBay lose last year?

Way to soon to be putting us in the super bowl and way to soon to rule us out.

by Texan5513 on Sep 25, 2011 5:05 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

It's the 3rd fucking game of the season dude...

man, I wish my team would just peak every week and never have a bad game against a SB contender!!!!

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by selke99 on Sep 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That could also be mroe Drew Brees being good than our secondary being bad

though it’s likely a combo of both. What are our options at CB2 though? Is Harris ready? Because so far Jackson has outplayed Allen.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 26, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Th more things change, the more they stay the same.

SO over this crap already. Can we please come through in the clutch?!?!?

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by TexansForever on Sep 25, 2011 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Pass it around....

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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck learning - I want winning

we’ve “learned” for enough years.

by Kidaster on Sep 25, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This ^^^

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by bone31crusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And we were slammed for 40...

What’s the best case scenario after we reach full potential? A 30 point game? Ok, not so bad…but can we count on an absolutely ridiculous catch from Casey and a lucky …don’t even know what to call it…catch by Walter? The game could have gotten out of hand quickly without a couple lucky breaks. Yes, the Texans played well for 3 quarters, but the reality is that the Saints were just flat-out better than us.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why they're a championship-caliber team.

Honestly though, they controlled the whole 4th quarter, the defense was out there for way too long, plus they haven’t completely gelled yet.

Lurking BRB since 2008.

by FandomEst2002 on Sep 25, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Green Bay couldnt stop the Saints either

and they have an excellent defense. Let’s be realistic…we are just hoping to get our defense to respectability this year. The D made some mistakes, and made some good plays too. Mark my words….they will learn from this game, and it will pay off dividends later in the year.

by BleachBum on Sep 26, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

How many games are decided by "luck".....

every year for every team? And that Walter catch was not ALL luck. That was a damn good heads up play!!!!! How many other players would have given up on that play? The Jags win last year was due to a player staying with the play, keeping his head up and in the game until the last second…..he quits on that play we would have all been talking about how good Quinn was for batting that pass down.

The Casey touchdown was pure awesomeness.

I don’t know, I’m not that down about the game. We were obviously doing something right the first half….to hold NO scoreless in the first quarter ain’t nothing to sneeze at….to limit NO to 7 points in the first half (IIRC, probably wrong on that number) is saying something.

Yes, we needed TD’s instead of FG’s on those 4 trips into the redzone. However, we got points, the defense shows up just a little better in the second half we win this game. I didn’t get to see the first half so don’t know what contributed to those only being FG’s….play calling, NO defense stiffening at the right time, missing Foster? I don’t know, but hopefully our coaching staff will get it figured out. And that is saying something coming from me. lulz I still don’t have much confidence in Kubiak, but can’t argue the man knows his offense.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd for sensibility

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

J.J. Watt at least played well today.

Got a sack, and should have had 2. He knocked down Carl Nicks on a passing play, but our secondary was trash, so Brees got rid of the ball immediately.

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by bone31crusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Saints offensive line dominated us all game.

Watt was the only one who really looked good to me. Smith got the one sack, I know.

by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario and Barwin nowhere to be seen

and Mario was not double teamed

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

We had pressure on the edges

but not up the middle…all Brees had to do was step up in the pocket.

by BleachBum on Sep 26, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

And also got doubled a few times, iirc

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watt also had a TFL on a running play.

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by bone31crusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It seemed like we mostly only sent 4.

But of course Brees hit that 8 yard out about a billion times when we sent more.

I’ll go out on a limb and say the Saints are hard to stop.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're saying we need Joseph AND Scrabble?

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not like Philly is the "contender"

they were played out to be…not sure if all of that money the spent is really paying off…on the bright side our two new guys each got a pick today. Not so bad…and Joseph seemed to be really solid all around today.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

My biggest disappointment

We get the WTF play (Walter’s TD)

And still lose

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Calm down everyone.

We know where we are, were 2-1, and our toughest games is behind us. Lets take our lumps, and try again next week.

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by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

if the Colts were in our division, I’d be a lot more worried

What's your spaghetti policy?

by DannyGraves on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That right there.

Although I still hate Kareem Jackson.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

held that view for a while

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by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

SOOO disapointing =(

by Grayson123 on Sep 25, 2011 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

We have a Pro Bowl caliber TE,

and we don’t use him in the redzone.

Playcalling in the redzone today cost us the game.

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by bone31crusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

There were some good calls

ie pass to AJ

Players didn’t execute

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

He caught one TD, and alligator-armed another on a great throw. What’s the issue?

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um,

we kicked 4 redzone FGs.

We didn’t call OD’s number more than once (in the redzone) on those 4 drives.

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by bone31crusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um

If you keep doing the same thing over and over they’ll eventually catch on. Um.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lance Moore...

and 2 point conversions disagree with this statement.

by Flyer1179 on Sep 25, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I admit

I am puzzled they let that happen twice.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's because Matt threw a pick lol

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um,

why not? Jermichael Finley caught two redzone TDs today. You just run different routes. Um.

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by bone31crusher on Sep 26, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have to say, the GW Saints TD

was almost karma considering how we got our last TD. Probably the most bizarre TD in Texans history. Can anyone think of a weirder one?

by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

No

But I think we’re owed about 8 more.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully one of those will win us a game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

We live in hope.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a huge schlong...

Pretty nice fall back plan I’d say. Seriously, it’s that big, when I fall down all I have to do is whip it in the direction I’m falling and the velocity of banging it on the ground helps me regain my balance.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

kareem Jackson is a detriment and whatever they can get for him in trade, I'll take it

Also, Arian Foster would have made a difference. I blame the dropped pass by Tate on fatigue.

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

not sure Arian would have Rip...

We’ve seen him get shut down…and as good as Tate can be, he wasn’t that good tonight and it wasn’t his fault. He had no where to run on many of those plays. Just shut down immediately and often damn lucky just to get back to the LOS. Great effort from him tonight, but our O-Line just couldn’t hang with their front 7. Credit some great receiver and QB work in making the game close and high scoring. And the coaching staff…finally getting Thor in the mix really just made game planning very hard for many DC’s now.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now THAT is the Texans we know best

Way to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Pass the Bleach please…non-scented please…I need to feel the burn

by SubCrim on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

what, no after taste?

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could be!

I’d like to see how we match up with New England…wait, I mean Buffalo…I guess they’re the new Super Power in the AFC….

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i want to see how we match up with baltimore

best defense in the league against the best offense in the league….that game is going to be incredible

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you get this "best offense in the league" crap?

There are at least 5 teams that have outscored the Texans after 3 weeks, and the week isn’t even over yet.

by RobertM320 on Sep 25, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check the numbers over the past few years

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

we have last years leading rusher

2 more 1000+ backs, A QB who spits out 4000 yard seasons like its nothing. the best WR in the game, an elite OLine and well I guess looking over those small things we suck

by BC5 on Sep 25, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

and you forgot to mention our te's

we have owen daniels who is potentially elite and james casey who, as we’ll saw today, can create alot of matchup problems…

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you get the best defense in the league crap??

They aren’t the best

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

So now that no longer want to murder random Saints fans in cold blood...

I’d like to say how much longer must we put up with Troy Nolan? Did he do anything useful today?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

*now that I etc...

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was hardly the worst

You’d do better channeling your anger in another direction

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone else was taken already.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just grab one of those squishy things and squish it....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ.

He merely played less snaps than some of the other culprits.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Towards Toolshed...

He needs someone new to argue with…

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

no thank you

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the fuck happened to our Pass rush?

Can Mario do anything against a guy that doesn’t have the first name of a city? And even Smith, Watt and Co barely got a sniff of Brees jock strap. I don’t know where the break down was, although it seems obvious that we can’t cover for shit on the stuff underneath. IS this Defense better than last year? Can’t recall giving up 40 even to Peyton last year.

And what the fuck happened in the 4th? Schaub is resorting to his previous 4th quarter suck. Last year we were balls in the 4th. Had to be…we were always playing from behind. But when the game is tight, 9 point lead going into the fourth, their nuts suck up into their pussies and they can’t do jack squat.

Congrats to the Saints and thanks for not raping us on that last drive. Class. Salut.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Short answer

They blocked

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent Answer...

very productive and insightful, I’d tickle your balls if you were here I’m so pleased with your sarcastic response.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

40 pts....

Wade hello!

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time is NOW!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Sep 25, 2011 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Saints are good - and really good at home.

If we can be at 3-1 after next week I’ll be very pleased with our start.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

After watching that GB-NO game

I thought we’d have to put a stake in their hearts, then burn them, then scatter the ashes in the Mississippi.

We didn’t even get the stake in when we had the chance.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mario Williams Isn't

How many do-nothing performances would it take for everyone here to say M Williams is overrated and, because of this, a bust? If he has less than 10-12 sacks this year would that do the trick? Injury is part of the game btw. The guy should be great; and yet he is not, and far from it… I just keep on waiting from him to show up consistently, year after damn year, and he doesn’t

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Sigh.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trolling or serious?

I really cannot tell

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

BUST!

How many rushing TDs? None!
How many receiving TDs? None!
And no impact on the return games.

BUST!

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Also, he's a terrible FG kicker - Zero for Career.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

His 7 step drop is an atrocity.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

What game has he won by a sack in a close won

Only against Washington last year, against a backup

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

AND

he’s a bad punter.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, good reply

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by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dwight F

has won a lot of games for the Colts (against us even) and Williams has not done that

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm try to kid with you because you're being tiresome.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

name one

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the funny!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay he was consistently getting pressure on brees

that antonio smith sack was hs on the stunt if smith didnt get there first also…

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

No I am Dead Serious

Great DEs win games for their teams, has he ever done that?

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Problem

He is a bust because the NUMBER ONE OVERALL PICK SHOULD WIN FUCKING GAMES and he NO-SHOWS every other game or so every fucking year

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa, chill down with the pancakes, bro.

By the way, David Carr would like to have a word with you about this whole, “number one overall pick should win fucking games,” theory that you have.

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by FandomEst2002 on Sep 25, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Reggie Bush and VY have a word to share with you

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yawn

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go look at last year's Redskins game.

When he singlehandedly kept the Skins out of FG distance at the end of the fourth and in OT. And hurt their LT in the process.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

how about the denver game when he had 3.5 sacks?

Mario is always getting to the quarterback and he is a player teams have to gameplan for and has the potential to be great in his new role…

its obvious Mario is/has been extremely valuable to our defense and i really don’t know how to respond to someone who thinks Mario Wiliiams isn’t/hasn’t been

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We call those people

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both shitty teams...

He’s just saying he wants him to show up in the BIG games…today would have been a good time to put himself on the map.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not too much to ask I think

For Mario to do what Freeney did (although didn’t the game) for the Colts when he forced the sack fumble that was returned for a defensive TD.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 26, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Trent Williams started, iirc.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aha

So, other than those times when he succeeded, he failed every time in his mission to accomplish something completely arbitrary which only counts when he’s playing against the right people.

Got it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Winning games"

Is not a good way to make your point…but I agree to the extent that he doesn’t really show up when it counts. Again, today would have been a great day to put his mark on the game. He showed up to play, but I think he’s just not that good with the 2 point stance yet. Beating Dallas Clark does not make you elite. He was slow getting off the line when I watched him. Which was often I will admit.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

he didn't show up first though did he?

And this is almost always the case. I’m sorry, I don’t think Mario sucks but I want to see him choke slamming people out there. I watched him off the line and sometimes he was VERY slow. I hope he hits his groove soon. He has a hitch or something sometimes that causes him to lean back to try and slingshot himself out there and it isn’t working. He’s good, he beats the O-Lineman, but QB’s are waiting for that so they get it out. It’s not his fault, but he’s our go-to guy. He needs to get in there and do some damage.

I’m just frustrated with the loss.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the second half....

he was around Brees allot but as someone pointed out earlier, with no pressure up the middle, Brees just stepped up and made that pass.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

So it seems he cannot do anything that would make you guys second guess his greatness

that is poetic, because he already does nothing most of the time. I would love to be wrong. Hopefully one day I’ll see it

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It’s the Elephant in the Room

I knew it was futile going in. I figured though that perhaps others would transcend over this uncritical praise and acceptance and agree with me. I am not saying he is an atrocious, useless player—indeed, that he does not show up on the stat line has to do with all the game-planning against him. However, one tackle is simply inexcusable. He has really only had one good season and his play then was not decisive. He shows up big everyone once in a while, but not enough. I would say currently he is the fifth or six best player on the defense—Joseph, Smith, Watt, Cushing, and Quinn I find to be better. Everyone here talks about him like he is the best man. He is not. Can one acknowledge he is not our premier defensive player, and that this fact alone is quite a disappointment? He should be and play like he is. He is not and hardly plays big enough

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

You’ve basically set up an arbitrary and subjective method to rate Mario in keeping with what appear to be your preconceived notions. Don’t blame everyone else for failing to see it your way when you can’t even come up with a legitimate argument that is based on anything remotely objective.

If you can do something better than MARIO WILLIAMS CANT WIN GAMES ON HIS OWN HE SUXORZ maybe people might not be so quick to poke fun.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

One tackle today

That is far too subjective, right? One tackle in such a critical, big-time game. Oh year, I am pre-conceived. It is everyone else that has a gut-reaction to any Mario-bashing. There is not enough self-reflection on this blog (shocker)

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

No clue

Other than showing you can beat a contender. But I would rather do that in a playoff game or the SB. ;)

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

...wow, that's a retarded point to focus on...

This is the biggest game of the season for us. Or was. Showing that we could beat one of the best in their own house…that’s big. Huge even. If going into NO to face the Saints is NOT A CRITICAL GAME then…well, then you’re retarded. It’s always CRITICAL to measure yourself against the best. And while Mario was effective some of the time, I’m with this guy, he didn’t come up big when it was necessary. And I know, you can’t beat your guy all of the time to come up with the huge game changing sack, but maybe a very small percentage of the time? He hasn’t shown us that he is effective at OLB outside of dominating a 5’8 weakling Dallas Clark (exaggerated but I swear that’s how it looked on my TV). Pressuring the QB is well and good, but it’s not the same as putting the fucker on his GD back.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a non division, non conference game

Therefore it is non critical.

But hey, if overreaction is your thing then by all means have at it.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

im just going to throw this out there

mario would have 2 or 3 more sacks on the season if it wasnt for antonio smith/barwin getting there before him

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peckerwood

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. Drunk

You strongly disagree? That so far, you have spent more time waiting for Mario than otherwise. Is this not correct?

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My opinion on Mario is well known

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recall a flap flap (or some other odd noise)

I know what your opinions are as they have been written. Nothing has changed from the sample in pre- and regular- season? It seems like this will be another season where he comes up short, and will be outshined by others who have greater hustle

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before today

He had 9 QB pressures, 2 QB hits, and 2 sacks. Did he suck today? Yeah, he was pretty neutralized today. But he has been an absolute and complete force this year.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, you're right

Will you go back to not posting here now?

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with you Hohen...he's not our best...

Joseph…maybe Smith…maybe Watt…but it’s not like he’s shit. Teams have to prepare for him…stat box or not that is helpful. But in general, our Defense just gave me a flashback to 2010…though i can’t recall us ever giving up 40…but pointing the finger at one guy is stupid. Just like Toolshed pointing the finger at Schaub. Pointless. And I know you’re not pointing the finger at Mario, just expressing your frustrations that he’s not coming out there and showing us that he can do it when it’s big time. Washington…Denver…shit teams. I want to see him choke slam Big Ben next week. I accept nothing less damnit!

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully We're Wrong

But as of now, there is no reason to praise him so much and not blame him for more. He is supposed to be our “elephant” remember? Not even close yet

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unreal

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, you crack me up.

Would you rather have Reggie “3rd down” Bush or Vince “3rd string” Young instead

by Scruffy The Janitor on Sep 25, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is the relevant?

I am talking about #90, not any opportunity cost

by Hohenzollern on Sep 25, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

You were talking about how a first round pick.....

should “just win games!” I’d call those two EXTREMELY relevant.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Folks

we’re a healthy Arian Foster away from playing at a Super Bowl caliber level. That is all.

by goingforthecorner on Sep 25, 2011 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

True

A healthy Foster makes a difference, but don’t tell that to the Matt haters. They’ll say he is the reason Foster has a hurt hammy.

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think Foster would have made a huge difference today...

The Saints front 7 owned our O-line…they looked great. Maybe he would have cut it outside, did some Foster magic…I don’t know, but I think it would have been a tough game either way.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Foster just has that ability to make people miss

That might have made a difference

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I saw several plays that Foster would have made that first tackler miss that Tate just flat out ran into and tried to power through.

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by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we gonna have Ward or Foster for the next game?

Slaton is useless

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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

We should trade Slaton

How many future draft picks could we get for him?

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

a 7th round 2013 will do.

bring up OBGYN. he can get more than 2 yards a carry, and if he cant… then we didn’t lose anything.

by Kiratomi on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

We could give someone a future pick to take him.

Also, he needs an injury – I’ll take Ogbanaya – he can catch from the backfield and block.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

On 3rd and 1 when he was in

I knew that they weren’t going to run with him. That’s no bueno for Slaton.

by Stevie Wonder on Sep 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slaton was terrible.

He just ran into his oline and other defenders. He looked like he was looking for them to stop him…

by Tony Ung on Sep 25, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he had his eyes closed on runs

seriously

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

There were a lot of WTF moments with him.....

I hope Arian and Ward come back next week. Tate looked completely gassed by the 4th quarter and he had a tapped up ankle. Kubiak was forced to play Tate more because Slaton was completely sucking it..

by Tony Ung on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he thought that was where the hole was supposed to open...

we got dominated in the front 7 folks…they handled us. I was pissed on that play though. I yelled “what the fuck! does he have his eyes closed when he’s running?!?!?!?!”

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man

teh Schaub looks pissed off at that presser

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

He should be

they couldnt score TDs in the Red zone and the defense blew the leads we got

by Biggity B on Sep 25, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be more worried if he weren't.

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[insert unclever bleach reference]

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by nolander on Sep 25, 2011 3:45 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I think Pittsburgh is going down next week

Their offense is nowhere near as good as the Saints.

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

But their defense is nothing to sneeze at.

Plus…they cheat.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their defense isn't that good though

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I mention the cheating?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you mean the hard hits?

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

they can choose to stop the run or stop the pass

With Foster back not many can do both.

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe that Our Offense can do enough against them

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Overreaction to a close loss to a team that is EXTREMELY hard to beat at home.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think its less about the fact we lost

and more about HOW we lost. Felt way too familiar

by Biggity B on Sep 25, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fine.

I really think we need the win next week.

I also think we take that game going away in Houston.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

That.

But still, fuck Kareem Jackson.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The deficiencies were exposed

Kareem Jackson is still deficiency number 1 as we already knew. But, today it was confirmed. Deficiency number 2, a Drew Brees offense can be very potent. Deficiency number 3. While Ben Tate is good, when he’s the only legitimate substitute able to be in the game, and yes, I know Steve Slaton was there, then that is a weakness.

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by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

This was definitely a "good" game to lose

Since it is not even conference play. And it was a bad loss only in that we really could have (should have?) won it.

If I try to be dispassionate, the Texans were unlikely to be a SB team this year, there are simply too many changes and not enough time to incorporate it all (or enough new players to fill all the holes). We should. certainly, be a playoff team, though. Really, this wasn’t a bad game we played, but there are some things that must be fixed.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually,

This game was more important than winning the Miami game. This game gets added into tiebreakers. So now you have to hope the Saints beat the Titans, Jags, and Colts.
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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which they should

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn correct me if i'm wrong

but the saints get the easiest fucking schedules every year

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding

3 easy wins for them

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It SHOULD be

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

They just got finished playing the Packers, Bears, and the Texans.

The Colts was expected to be a game before teh forehead went down. We still have to play the Vikings and the Lions. Plus the NFC South.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

We also had the AFC North.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

really our first 3 games where scheduled to be against 3 power houses

Greenbay Chicago and Houston
Its not our fault if 2 out of those three teams didnt live up to what they were suppose to be

by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

what I meant to say is

We win 2 out of 3 and people are starting to say we played an easy schedule

by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 25, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The defending Super Bowl champs are a pushover

Also us. :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I read what i wrote and it sounded kinda smug so I figured I better clearify it no knock on the Texans meant

by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 25, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

No matter how much we can complain about, we played a championship-caliber team, in their house, until the final whistle. Great game, but we’ve got 13 more to look forward to.

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by FandomEst2002 on Sep 25, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup and green bay gave up 34 points to the Saints.

The saints offense is just that good. I’m not trying to say we are a super bowl caliber team but I’m not surprised by how much points was scored either.

by Tony Ung on Sep 25, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen

Keep the hope alive, people. Not saying the rest of the schedule is a cinch, but IMO the worst is over

by brightshinies on Sep 25, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

BFD...

Piss off man, seriously. 10 years of this shit and we’re supposed to just say “ha, you’re right BFD, my bad, it’s cool”. Not sure which GD team you’ve been watching the last decade. This isn’t the first time we’ve hung in there with the big boys either. If we had started the season with the Manningless Colts, the Dolphins, and then hung in there hard against Baltimore and the Jets, how would you view this game? Hmmm? Would you expect them to go 6-10 at that point? Well, last year we did just that, but not in this order obviously. We played some of the best teams very tough. And we still ended up with a 6-10 record. Most fans are to the point where a WIN is the only thing that’s acceptable until they have proven they can consistently beat something other than a really shitty team.

Doesn’t make a shit to me that we hung in there against NO. We have done that before. We haven’t been a walk-over team in a long fucking while. Though it does happen, like it does for every team. I want WINS not silver linings.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

He can resume if we lose the next three

Until then, stop whining about one loss

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

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by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

WADE really let us down.

He should have made a major adjustment with the defense late in the third or early in the fourth.

by b4theproffit on Sep 25, 2011 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey guys heck of a game!

Nearly gave me a coronary. You have a heck of a football team! We knew it would be a shootout!

That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO!!! Maybe we should chug on over to mambypandyland...or maybe we can find some self confidence for you YA JACKWAGON!!!!!!

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by Jricky70 on Sep 25, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool

Was wondering when the Saints guys would show up to say something…was a tough game for sure.

by Peckerwood on Sep 25, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you mean he should have put someone besides Jackson on Lance Moore - I totally agree.

But what do you do when Brees slips pressure and gets about 80 yards on random shovel passes?

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Allen isn't better than Kareem

And Brice is worse.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Harris ready yet?

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

who cares?

he’s already better than Kareem

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by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so

i believe he is our no.2 CB of the Future.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that

He’s too short to be a #2 CB, maybe he’s better off at the nickel. We definitely need to be looking for a CB with some size in the next draft

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has the talent to be

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

But not the size

Which scares me

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should have tried Jenny Craig or Adkins

I feel like he’s just wasted money at this point, and I’m worried about his triglyceride levels.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank bush would have gotten beat worse

maybe…….? Right?

Nah – I’m sure of it. Frank Bush’s D wouldn’t have had 2 picks.

by Kidaster on Sep 25, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drew Brees would have thrown for 98323425 yards against Frank Bush

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not even pissed off about the outcome

The saints are a great team, what I’m pissed off at is so called highly touted defense which gave up 30 points in the second half!!!!

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34

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

not enough adjustments made, played too far off of the receivers, didn’t get good pressure, kareem jackson, etc.

by Tariq Khan on Sep 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh well

On to Pittsburgh. we’re back to 0-0, trying to go 1-0

by Tony Ung on Sep 25, 2011 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Why are some of us overreacting?

Because we had that game. With 10 minutes left, we were up 2 possessions, and had the ball. Then, Hartmann shanks one, and Schaub throws a pick on the very next possession. On top of all of that, we had 4 redzone FGs. That’s ridiculous.

I understand the Saints are very tough, especially at home, but we choked this game, and that really pisses me off.

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by bone31crusher on Sep 25, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree that we sort of chocked

I am not pissed off yet

If they correct this everything is OK

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

One game is not a barometer

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

true, I guess it's just too similar to last year

with perspective the Saints will probably drop 40 on a few this season

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Against a potent offense?

I’m not surprised.
We all knew KJax was going to suck, and it showed.

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by FandomEst2002 on Sep 25, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially when the pressure was lacking

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea. The lack of pressure hurt our secondary.

Kareem Jackson lost his focus this game. He was playing within himself the last two games. He just went awol

by steelblue on Sep 25, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

By playing within himself

You mean “on and off the field, and terrible when teams could actually target him,” right?

by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha. just read that.

i meant he wasn’t playing within himself

by steelblue on Sep 25, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of expect us to win that one.

Their offense is nowhere as good as NO, and our offense shouldn’t have trouble scoring on anyone if they keep playing like this

by steelblue on Sep 25, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I’m not as pissed off as some of the games last year minus wanting to bench Kareem.

by Tony Ung on Sep 25, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Steelers

Pittsburgh will knock Matt Softy Snob out of the game and beat Houston by at least 10 points! Snob will be seeing Troy P. in his nightmares.

by cowboybamafan on Sep 25, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoy getting carved up by Rex Grossman

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like turtles

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 25, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Da Bears with orange jerseys?

wtf?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I knew we were in trouble

when we didn’t slaughter the lamb in the first half. should have could have woukd have…. learn and move on to the next one.

I smell victory against the stealers. big time

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Sep 25, 2011 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, not doing so good in the Pick'em League

3-5 right now, but good thing all my big point games are just being played now & later on. Lost 8 on the Pats, 9 on the Eagles, 10 on the Texans, but I won 11 on the Lions & 13 on the Panthers. I still have time to make up some ground

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

For some upset about the pass rush,

The Saints replaced Zach Strief with Charles Brown and Kreutz with De La Puenta. The o-line performed drastically better with those two in. Which Saints fans were surprised with because Kreutz is overrated, and Strief is a backup at best. Just wanted to maybe alleviate some concerns.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Kreutz has been consistently rated as our worst O-line guy.

Anybody over him is an upgrade.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well they only had 2 games with him

He’s old, yeah, but I figured he’d get better with more time gelling with the first team.

by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but our first couple of games are where we needed him the most.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, I got a lot of insight into playing the Texans as an opponent instead of rooting for them.

I was scared for a while. This team looked really good at times, and when they weren’t, Brees took advantage. This is a 10+ win team.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

you're not going to convince some fans

I’m willing to bet that some are thinking that we lose every game left in the season.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

^^ See multiple comments above to verify

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Way Texans 10 win Team

Texans are the biggest Choke artists in the NFL and will get beat by Pittsburgh,Baltimore and the Raiders! What does that leave their record 2-4 LOL! SAME OLE TEXANS PRESEASON CHAMPS REGULAR SEASON CHUMPS

by cowboybamafan on Sep 25, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL he's saying the same things over and over again

please add something new to the conversation besides SAME OLE TEXANS PRESEASON CHAMPS REGULAR SEASON CHUMPS.

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by FandomEst2002 on Sep 25, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Choke artists?

I think you mean to talk about Romo on Blogging The Boys. Thanks for stopping by though.

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Romo is the Leonardo Da Vinci of Choke Artists

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

We really should have had this one

if we had handled our business in the red zone, we didn’t, so we didn’t deserve to win. Hopefully we bounce back from this one and take one from the steelers next week.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't understand how people are mad after this game

As if you haven’t seen them lose games like this all the time.
We played a solid game and almost won on the road, fuck it. Let’s get these home wins now

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I came into the game

expecting a loss, I am mad that we were in the position to run away with the game and we didn’t do it.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 25, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think this is the frustrating part

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea, definitely. I agree with you on that

But after the 3rd FG it was pretty much known we weren’t gonna win

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

Being expected to win and losing is frustrating enough for a fan, but being expected to flat out lose or at least have a hard time winning sucks major ass. It’s like not expecting to buy candy, being told you can buy candy and then ultimately being denied the candy. Taking the lead against a team you thought would start fast lulls fans into a false sense of hope that is quickly crushed at the end of games. You almost feel like, “why bother?” NONETHELESS, I remain optimistic. I feel like the home team can really come out next week and redeem themselves. This loss fucking sucks, but there’s still 13 more games left.

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

that post made almost no sense

but i think the point is made with bobbythegreat’s post.

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Sep 25, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

We got away with a couple, too.

There’s plenty of blame to go around to our own defensive player without bringing the officials into this.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

im probably really biased on the refs,

but the missed calls on the andre pass interference and the roughing the passer both came on 3rd downs and killed the momentum

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

But they let the hand to the helmet go....

when the game was a one point game. It looked to me like they were trying their best NOT to decide the game but to let the teams decide it. But then as my sig says…..

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by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same ol Texans.

Still don’t know how to close out games, get into the redzone. If they can’t win against a playoff caliber team, than we don’t deserve the playoffs. If Buffalo and Detroit can turn their teams around what is that saying about the Texans.

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or TT

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man I'm scared to think of our defense next week

Trying to chase after roethlisberger and Mendanhall

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 4:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Same Old Texans

TEXANS= PRESEASON CHAMPS REGULAR SEASON CHUMPS
SAME STORY TEXANS WILL LOSE MATT SNOB NEXT WEEK VS. PITTSBURGH AND LOSE AGAIN! TEXANS BIGGEST CHOKE ARTISTS IN PRO FOOTBALL

by cowboybamafan on Sep 25, 2011 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Pathetic troll is pathetic.

by Bobbythegreat on Sep 25, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy right here

is the reason the Cowboys are the most hated team in the NFL have fun being banned. UT make it so!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

god i hate the cowboys so much

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

you dont even know...

i live in dallas, do you know what thats like?!?!?!?

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to live there for 18 years

No going back. Bad enough having to visit. And no radio stations in the area that carry the Texans so far as I know.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

in DC? wow

they’re one of the fan bases i truly have no respect for…cowboys fans speak out of their ass every time they talk about football or the cowboys

you know i have friends here that seriously think dez bryant is better than andre johnson??

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dez Bryant

Certainly has the physical makeup to be a good receiver, but no, he’s currently not better than AJ. I guess it’s futile to try to convince them otherwise.

by Spektr6 on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give him three years & a real QB, then he might be

But right now, he’s not close

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still don't think he will ever be

i’ve met dez and i’ve seen him play live and he can be really good at times, but he will never be on dre’s level

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not worth the effort.

He’s barely even worth paying attention to.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just wait

i feel a troll of Bo$$man proportions coming along.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Screw that

Let people like him look…um…like him. It’s funny!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Behind Tony Romo

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

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Wait, no we’re not. Bugger off, mindless, pathetic troll.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good times, good times.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

*loss

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wha...?

Darren McFadden has 121 rushing yards and the first half isn’t over.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

RAIDERS!!!

Rex Ryan is gonna get shanked tonight

I’d like to apologize for that comment, my inner Raider fan gets out of control sometimes

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had a 70 yard TD.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is why I'm scared

and my inner Raiders fan is going wild

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

We lost Meco during the Chargers game.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chiefs game actually.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've won close games before

But it was against the redskins and chiefs… This felt a bit different because, well, it was the saints.

by Tony Ung on Sep 25, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Chiefs game was close

And yes I did feel pretty happy

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by RocketsAstros on Sep 25, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i guess we can continue drinking out of our dixie cups

i dont even know what to say bout this game. i think we should have won, we were destined to loose. We desperately need foster back our defense is better but not great. That is a really good saints team except on defense (lol). I think we should be happy with this game, before the season started i had this game down as a blow out, like i think everyone else did. we have to rememebr this is still a new defense, new players, new d cor, agaisnt a sick ass offense. i think i am just trying to convince myself to still believe in this team but for now its working.

by yungtx713 on Sep 25, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Defense played not to lose late.

Started backing everybody up and kept giving up the short passes.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

And those Lions??

Both still undefeated? Another sign of the apocalypse maybe

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I picked Lions to win the NFC

for the last 3 years… but as a massive fan of both teams FUCK YEAH!

by BC5 on Sep 25, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

the score shoud have been 28-10 going into halftime

the D is not to blame for this loss. Until we find a way to score TD’s instead of FG’s were going to see the same results

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 25, 2011 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Good point. We should win most games giving up 40

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

so what they scored 40

if we would have had that lead at the half they could score all they want as long as we matched them with TD’s

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 25, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, so what they scored 40 we shoulda had 90!!!!!

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by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever dude

I’m just saying if we would of had that big lead at halftime we would of won this game.

by jtr bmf 281 on Sep 25, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

The defense didn’t lose us this game all by themselves.

by LedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why people want to get rid of mario williams.

It doesn’t matter how good your cb’s are, if you don’t have a pass rush, you won’t have a successful defense. Look at Philly. They have asante samuel, nnamdi, and cromartie but still gave up FOUR TDs to the lesser Manning.

by steelblue on Sep 25, 2011 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

But they have Jason Babin. Their pass rush should be awesome

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'ed

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

In my online Madden Franchise

I’m about to start the playoffs as the Texans. 13-3 after starting out 3-3 :)
so yea uhmm if we can get through these next couple games at 3-3 or 4-2 we’ll be in really good shape. Our schedule isn’t too bad after @Ravens.

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Still shocked...

… how the hell did the Titans beat the Ravens last week??

by Scruffy The Janitor on Sep 25, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

How did the Bills pick Brady off 4 times?

And win on top of that.

Also Vick broke his hand and is now complaining to the league he needs more protection from refs.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bring on the Kafka Era?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

bc the Bills are legit

I put 16 on them in BRB pickem!!

by BC5 on Sep 25, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats on your Rex Grossman "Fuck It, I'm Going Deep" Award

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah but really

Brady blew that game. It’s not even close if he doesn’t play like he did.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I only put 8 on them

And how did Seattle win?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

cant wait for arian to come back to full health

he is a better receiver than tate and gives us a more reliable weapon in the red zone(which us texans fans obviously can see we need badly)

by astrosfan3 on Sep 25, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Kenny Britt possibly out for the year

Which means, basically, the entire Titans offense of “chuck the ball downfield to Britt and hope he catches it” is over.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

That huge check is weighing him down like an anchor

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris " I average 2 yards a carry until I break one" Johnson.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

So basically

No matter what happens, we win the division. Woo go us.

by PhTeddy on Sep 25, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like you forget this is the Texans

If there’s a possible way to mess something up, no matter how unlikely they will do it ;)

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Although Hasselbeck did manage 311 yards even without Britt.

But it was the Broncos defense.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ironic thing is

Last year our historically inept defense never allowed 40 points

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 4:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

THAT is a nightmare scenario....

just how many points would Brees and co have hung on last years defense?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well. Now that i've mellowed out.

This wasn’t a horrible loss, but the meltdown does worry me a lot. The D has got to be more consistent, and the O has to convert in the Redzone. The key here is handling this loss better than we did last year after the Giants’ game. If the D bounces back next week and keeps the game respectable, the season will look really promising.

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by BabyBeezy03 on Sep 25, 2011 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes the D in the fourth was really disappointing.

I noticed with Mario out Reed really didn’t get much of a rush and with very little pressure Brees picked the D apart. We also seemed unable to handle the short quick passes underneath and part of that may be because we the secondary was backing off so much in the 4th. Playing not to lose.

The Steelers game is huge in many ways. The biggest thing going into that game is to see mentally how the defense responds. Everybody was cautiousness patting them on the back now they’ll get a lot of criticism this week.

I was somewhat impressed by the offense though. They responded big time when the Saints came back but the early redzone struggles and the the 3 and out drive followed by a pick were to costly.

Agreed though this loss isn’t the end of the world. Thanks for the rational level headed post.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm
I noticed with Mario out Reed really didn’t get much of a rush and with very little pressure

You make it sound like Mario contributed. We all know he didn't.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes a bust

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

TRADE MARIO DAMN IT!

Better?

Seriously in Mario’s place he didn’t get much pressure and the whole D-line was held in check that fourth quarter which helped Brees sit back hit passes and lead the Saints to 23 points. That’s the only point I was making.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was mostly the cushion we were giving as to the short passes.

plus after seeing the steelers ineptitude to hold off the COLTS, and to drive on them, lets just say i worry a little less about next week and more bout the Fader nation in two weeks

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by Taco Joe on Sep 26, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

You'd wish the defense had bowed up in the 4th quarter....

but really, after a run, the offenses did what they were supposed to do. It was back and forth, trading punches….there is something to take away from that. Many a time in the past, this team wouldn’t have been able to respond or grab the momentum back.

Yes, a loss sucks. This is a more bitter taste because of the woulda, coulda, shoulda factor…..but the team definitely has grown up some and that should be noted once people move on from the immediate aftermath thing.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 4:57 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Is it just me or are you guys abou Tennessee

Hasselbeck is balling right now and Chris Johnson hasn’t even gone off yet

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 4:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Hasselbeck is playing over his career best....he'll cool down....

Especially now that he’s lost Kenny Britt.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's been everything for them.

Not sure how long he can last doing that though.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the Raiders broke Mark Sanchez's nose

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

Again, I must apologize for my inner Raiders fan for that comment

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:17 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

i've seen the year

not sure, just rumors

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seen the same

Just rumors, nothing confirmed yet

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

ACL and MCL tear is what they fear

That would be a season-ender and next-year affecter

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah we had no answer for Brees in the 4th.

Defense ran out of gas.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean

we had no answer for KJax. That kid is killing me! Quit jawing and intercept the damn ball. :-D

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by BRBUSAFTexan on Sep 26, 2011 6:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can agree with this.

And we had to know that, all things equal (at least, defense and running game), the team with Brees playing on his home turf was going to take that game.

Fortunately for us, there aren’t very many games left on the schedule where you can point to the opposing team having the better quarterback.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good to see the positive outlooks

It’s hard not to feel like “the more things change, the more they stay the same”, but after coming here are reading a lot of posts defending this team I’m starting to shake it off. This is one of those games where it’s easy to get wrapped up in the historical Texans fan mentality…but I try to keep in mind that the Texans were without their starting RB and this defense is still a work in progress against one of the best offenses in the league. At 7 minutes left I told my brother that the game was probably over…and I was right. At that time I will admit I was having some “same old Texans” feelings. Good to have folks around you with perspective to keep the eyes focused on the long term and less on the immediate. Props fellas.

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by benefactor on Sep 25, 2011 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Oddly enough

I had the “same old Texans” feeling in the second half against the Colts (upon reflection I lost that feeling), but I didn’t in this game. They never completely took themselves out of it until the very end.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it was a dissappointing loss for you guys,

But Ya’ll still have a good team. A very good team. Don’t go start jumping off bridges yet. You will make the playoffs this year. AND, Manning might never play another game in his life! Things are looking up for the Texans!

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by Hollywoo! on Sep 25, 2011 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Especially with the Titans losing Kenny Britt possibly for the season

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

But they still have Chris Johnson!

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I really wasn't feeling the win here.

We actually played much better than I was expecting. Big thing is to see how everybody rebounds next week at home.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll pick ya'll to win. Bottom line, you will score more points than Pitt at Reliant.

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by Hollywoo! on Sep 25, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

In other news

Per SportsRadio610 via text

Texas A&M has officially been accepted into the SEC. The move will take place officially in July of 2012

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Great

I can’t stand their fans.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they can't stand being in UT's shadow

Wait until they replace Vanderbilt as the doormat of the SEC

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would love for that to happen

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Sep 25, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Won't they have to change their fight song?

First 2 lines:
Good bye to texas university
So long to the orange and the white

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

No they wont....

it’s literally true now. lmfao

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Sep 25, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

No more teams to the SEC

Why do all these teams want to sully my SEC. One more team to beat UK is not my idea of fun =(

by LordGav1n on Sep 26, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because they want money & the SEC have equal revenue sharing

Missouri wants in now

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 26, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Things that take the sting away.

The Pats losing and the Jets down 30-17 to the raiders who have 200 yards rushing right now.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

You wouldn't happen to have a live stream of that Oakland game handy, would you?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet, thanks

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching Aggy

Collapse in epic fashion yesterday is comforting also.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Sep 25, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Score updates

Q3 0:34, NYJ 17 – Oak 24
Q4 15:00, Bal 30 – StL 7
Q4 12:57, KC 10 – SD 17
Q3 3:18, GB 20 – Chi 10
Q3 0:13, Ari 10 – Sea 13
Q3 3:07, Atl 3 – TB 16

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, that hasn't been updated yet on the Pick'em League site

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly, they do stupid stuff in September

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same story every year for Charger fans....

Slow Septembers…..hot finishes…..January flameouts.

They’re like a slightly more successful version of the Texans.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

still

it’s the CHIEFS…kansas city is looking worse than the 0-16 dolphins right now

by Samarth Sulhan on Sep 25, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He sucks

He always throws bonehead picks right to the defender.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean the Lions or Bucs?

I don’t remember the Dolphins going winless

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they broke his nose already

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mannn

I’m kind of disappointed. I wanted to log in, in time to go at it with the cowgirl troll!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Cutler

Putting the nails in Chicago’s coffin

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Sep 25, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Well...

Not so fast, my friends!

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Sep 25, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

o rlly

looks like Cutler’s idiocy didn’t cost them because of the D

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rodgers going 24/31

256 yards and 3 TD’s=getting ripped apart. Regardless of what Cutler does.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pick by Urlacher

It ain’t over yet

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Sep 25, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tough game.

We’ll bounce back next week, I’m sure of it.

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by .Bonzo on Sep 25, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Interested to see the offense against the Steelers defense.

I REALLY hope Foster is good next week. It sounds like he could have gone if pushed but they played it safe.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like the red zone offense really suffered with him gone.

Y’know. Stating the obvious.

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by .Bonzo on Sep 25, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont understand

Some people’s reactions. Yes we lost, to a bonafied SB contender in their house. Weren’t most people on here PREDICTING a loss this weekend? The wheels kind of came off in the 4th, but the defense held a very good offense to 17 points with 2 picks through 3 quarters, I dont think that should be overlooked. I am disappointed in the loss because I think we could have won, but in the end it is just one game…

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

People are extra pissed because of how we lost

You know that whole Texans giving false hope only to crush it in the end thing

by A Mar on Sep 25, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drunkingly smirking....

True well know where we stand for sure after Baltimore and Pittsburgh . But we could still make the playoffs. Now if hasselbeck would just stop showing up.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

At some point he'll injure himself again, then he'll be back to the Hasselbeck I've known for the last few years.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some people just hate losing

We’ve lost enough in the last DECADE or so. I hate losing. I hope the guys do too, so they can take it out on Shittsburgh next week.

by Kidaster on Sep 25, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

The gap!

I remember when we had no team. Go Texans!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

I hate losing as well, but the thing that gets me is 4 out of 5 people this week were predicting a loss, so why the freak out now?

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot of people posting right now don't post here much.

At least not that I see. But again the way they lost has a lot to do with it.

Then again when a team loses you can point to a lot of things that went wrong so meh.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, some are taking the loss too far

But it probably stings more because we really coulda won it.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Pretty much how I feel

I’m nowhere near the ledge from a loss pain perspective, but knowing they could have won eats at the back of my brain.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?

by benefactor on Sep 25, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well this game certainly says a bit about QB ratings

Schaub has a higher rating than Brees, but I really don’t feel like he played better. I feel like Kubiak outcoached Sean Payton but Brees outplayed Schaub for the win.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 25, 2011 5:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Greg Williams outcoached Wade

Matty was pressured/hurried way more than Brees.

by Kidaster on Sep 25, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I felt we could not even touch Brees while Schaub was under heavier pressure.

I think the Texans got to conservative in the 4th. Everybody was playing off try to guard against the deep pass.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am.

’Prevent prevents you from winning".

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ask the '93 Oilers about that.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yuck

Gotta disagree. The Saints D is not pretty, and their scheme wasn’t effective. If anything, I’d say the D simply didn’t step up, and their o-line was able to snuff out any blitz.

Also, I think little to nothing of Greg Williams, so there’s that :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You and a billion Saints fans.

Who apparently all want to fire him.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. It's not.

We struggle to get pressure with a basic 4 man rush and even 5 man rush. Our corners aren’t the same quality as they were in 2009, and we’re playing much better competition. As well, the linebackers have taken a step back. He needs to redesign the scheme, but it’s too late now.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eventually Gregg will change it...

He’ll have to or else it’ll get worse as injuries mount

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's this?

KC pulling within a field goal.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Chargers with the choke?

It’s possible. It’s funny the Chiefs didn’t have a first down until the 3rd quarter i believe.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brees did outplay schaub

His offense actually scored TOUCDOWNS in the endzone

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 5:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

True.

but that’s the best offense we will play all year.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe because Drew Brees is a potential HOF QB?

You guys keep comparing Schaub to the best QBs in the league. Compare him to QBs on his rung: Matt Ryan, Josh Freeman, Ben Rapeherberger, and possibly Vick. He looks a lot better when compared to his peers than he does compared to some of the better Quarter backs in the league.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

We were outclassed at qb today. Brees top 5. Shaub somewhere in top 10? Brees went after a weakness in Jackson. Casey was running things. Why did they stop going to him? I don’t know.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schaub is around #9 or #10

Not up there with them yet

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

he might be 8

been awhile since I ranked them but he is somewhere between 7-10ish

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by nolander on Sep 25, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That guy and toolsomething

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh come on

he said brees outplayed him today, which is true. Thats all.

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by nolander on Sep 25, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cody had one "real" NT play

And a very nice one, at that. Mitchell was invisible.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just my mild opnion since I wasn't paying close attention

Neither really played well. Adequate perhaps at times.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw...

JJ and Ninja consistently cheating towards the middle to help stop the run, it hindered the pass rush and allowed for big gains outside more than once,

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Sep 25, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Janakowski hits a chip shot from 49 yards to put them ahead by 10

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

But?

I thought you were only supposed to go for the field goal when you got in the redzone!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The red zone for Oakland is 40 yards

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That saved me in the Survival League

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Arizona, I need the 7 points

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

At this point

if the Steeler’s D shows up tonight, I’m walking to a 3-0 record.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really have nothing against Michael Vick

But god I am so sick of the media just constantly updating us on his situation

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 6:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Pittsburgh doesnt have that explosive offense like NO does.

And I think our O can get to the high 20’s against them.

I just hope Kareem Jackson is benched. Or we find someone to replace him. He is absolutely fuckin awful. I do not want to see him man to man at all, or anywhere near Mike Wallace.

IF we can adjust, I think we can beat the Steelers. And GOD, do I hate the fuckin Steelers and their “dynasty” bullshit. If we can drill any team this year I’d like it to be the Steelers.

I fucking hate them.

by YohannDookeyblue on Sep 25, 2011 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmmmmm.

Historically and currently they have a defense tho. Who cares! Well win go Texans!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll go 27-17 Texans.

Absurdly early prediction.

Although Pitt’s offense is not to be underestimated.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kolb gets picked.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

The battle for worst off-season investment continues.

Will it be Arizona’s big contract offer to the unproven Kolb? How about Peyton Manning’s lengthy extension that will carry him through his coaching and broadcasting career? Or perhaps Philly’s leap of faith with $100 million to the aging, injury-prone Vick. Only time will tell.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, it's got to be Seattle's paying Tavaris Jackson.

Any money spent on him is a waste.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You forgot Chris Johnson's pay day.

Without Britt the spot light is completely focused on him now.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whupps.

Completely meant to throw him in there.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're down 10....

You’ll need an onside kick regardless…..

Why go for it on 4th down?

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario had no sacks, blasemphy

Time to trade him for ASANTE SAMUEL!!!!

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 6:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sancehz is short!

That should be no TD.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Overturned on review!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oakland for the win.... Yes!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Just wish!

They still had Jamarcus Russell.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pete Caroll.

Guess you can buy a win once in a while!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're a different team at home

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow my live stream of the Raiders game immediately cut to Rodney Harrison

and Tony Dungy talking down the Texans defense. Deservedly so but…

FML.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate Tony Dungy

the smug is strong with that dude.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

+100

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dungy is a likable guy

But Rodney Harrison, fuck that guy

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 6:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Homers.

Shouldn’t have opinions on national television.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Skip Bayless as well.

Never seen a bigger Cowboys/Sooners homer.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very True

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Skip?

Timmy lebelow timmy! Lol!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And VY/Romo apologist.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That.

Will get you a promotion on espn! Lol!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man I hope Pittsburgh doesn't fuck up tonight

Because I do not want to face a pissed off Pittsburgh team next week

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 6:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Colts win?

Would be abigger shock than keys in an electric socket.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't that good to be worried

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tampa Bay drew the Falcons offsides for the first down

That seals the deal for them

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

YOU LIE PAPA JOHN

INDY IS NOT ONE OF THE AFC’S BEST

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Do y'all want a Sunday Night Football thread?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Probably need it the way this one's going

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!!!!!!

Jumped up to 4th place this week in the Pick’em League with 17 possible points still to earn

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for a great week and a great game fellow football fans.

It;s been a great week with you guys. After 32 years I’ve found me an AFL team. GO TEXANS!!

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by KilnBill on Sep 25, 2011 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

AFC??????????????

My bad

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by KilnBill on Sep 25, 2011 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Football Freudian?

:-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

tWas a great game. Tx and the Lou best it can be!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sit back and breathe!

Well take it to the steelers at home next week!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well said

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

For newb and

steve slaton being on the roster and stealing people’s air?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

missing Foster in the red zone

Exactly the cure for turning at least half of those FG’s into TD’s. Foster was great in the red zone last year. Ward is pretty decent close to the goal line. Without either of those two in the line up I guess Kubiak feels like our best chance to get points down there is to pass the ball, and that is apparently only good for a TD about 1 out of every 4 tries or so.

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by Hydroshock on Sep 26, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sunday Night Open Thread

Here.

Feel free to keep the Texans talk in this thread.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Kub Sucks

Kub is back to pass happy, inept playcalling. He’ll never learn the best defense is a running offense. It’s a shame such a talented team can be led to a loss by bad coaching.

by SuperSerial on Sep 25, 2011 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except our running offense was...

A guy who got winded fast and another guy who can’t see his own linemen.

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Sense in Passing the Ball like Crazy when ahead.

If you are gonna have an unsuccessful drive, at least do it running and burn the clock a bit before you give the ball back to Brees and get scored on. Pass, pass, pick on a drive that burns 30 seconds off the clock is not how you keep a lead.

by SuperSerial on Sep 25, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatever man...

You’re probably the same troll that would say “he runs too much. He should have put a dagger through the heart of the Saints” had Kubes decided to run.

Personally, he made the right call as he always does. The Saints are just a great team especially with KJax on their side.

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Why do we fall down? So, we can learn to pick ourselves up.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Sep 26, 2011 6:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Arm chair coaching

Ain’t it great?

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Sep 26, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

You, too!

Take care.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

rapelessburger fumble

lulz

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

whew... I'm not banned...

the scary part is this could easily be the beginning of a nasty 4-game losing streak. Oakland ain’t nobody’s bitch this year and we can’t stop anyone committed to the run (or pass for that matter). At that point there will be no way to reverse the ‘here we go again’ vibe and if a “consultant” isn’t brought in at 2-4 I will
be surprised.

Watching Kubiak, Benton and Dennison huddled up on the sideline reminded me more of a conversation between Kramer, George and Jerry. Looked like they were discussing the Saint throwbacks instead of gameplanning their next trip inside the 10.

On the positive side of another depressing choke… Casey showed his awesomeness and better start getting 5-7 touches per game. Winston had his best game in a long time. Andre was Andre but why does he never get thrown a friggin’ fade into the endzone… ever. Antonio is playing at an All Pro level. Schaub played well for about 48 minutes.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Sep 25, 2011 9:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I don't get where you see 4 losses in a row

If the BESFs can beat Baltimore we can

Pittsburgh’s offense sucks

Oakland is the best team we have upcoming

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

McFadden has almost 400 yards rushing so far this season.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I would have to say that while losing is never fun

this may be the best thing for this team/D. Consider the fact that we were up and picked off Bress twice, made some good hits and was able to get some stops. The Offense clearly needs work in the red zone and I am unsure as to why we only rushed 4 against Brees but it gives us a chance to fix our mistakes early rather than late. But we have no Nose tackle worth a damn on the roster and if we don’t get one soon we will have trouble all year against the run. But we had our chances and I think if Arian is in their today we look a lot better.

by Draco on Sep 25, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I know I'm in here late, but....

I gotta say that although I’m disappointed that we list today, I’m not yet reaching for the panic button. I feel lime we have an experienced team that can learn a lot from this game. I have to agree with a few others here and say that this game would have had a different outcome had we had Arian Foster out there, even though I think Tate is a good running back, you just can’t replace a player of Arian’s caliber. I think our D did a pretty good job today, and our offense could have helped them out by not giving the saint’s great field position a couple of times. Next week’s game should be a bit interesting to watch, the Steeler’s o-line seems to be having some trouble, so I’m hoping we can out constant pressure on their qb. Hoping for a W at home next week, that should knock the sour taste out of my mouth that this loss left….

by sebastian_8_8 on Sep 26, 2011 12:34 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Gary Kubiak

need fired now and cut Kareem jackson

by texanjoel211 on Sep 26, 2011 12:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Kareem jackson

cut him cut him cut him cut him

by texanjoel211 on Sep 26, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, they should have won....

BUT, how about a ref calling the damn drag down of Dre on the goalline?? anyone? No foul and we’re talking a different outcome right now.

Mario gets Rothlesburgers for lunch next week with the roof open.

by BruiserTexans on Sep 26, 2011 1:53 AM CDT reply actions  

Bias man

pure fu**ing bias. I saw that shit as well. And it seems they are out to get Daniel Manning. That poor guy leads with a shoulder and tries to dislodge the ball with his arms like he gets paid to do and those douche refs did it again. They really need to look into a penalty replay for calls like that. You can see Graham move his head down to protect himself. I wouldnt call that “defenseless”.

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by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 26, 2011 3:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I saw the exact same thing. I know we got away with some penalties also, but what about the blow to the head on schaub??

by BruiserTexans on Sep 26, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That wasn't really that bad IMO.

Yes, Schaub was already down and the defender slid into him with his legs (that the play you’re talking about?) but it really wasn’t that bad. I’m still furious about the non-call on Andre. Not only was his jersey grabbed but the safety hit him well before the ball got there. Without that hit and even with the jersey grab I think he catches that ball for TD.

by Mikus318 on Sep 27, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah...

Was also talking about the CB that came in and hooked him unde3r the back of his helmet…
And yes, the Dre non-call was BS.

by BruiserTexans on Sep 27, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was all on the same play I believe.

I was not too surprised Schaub was trying to figure out if his head was still attached.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK. IT.

Let’s just murder those Steelers now. I feel good about that game right now having watched them almost loose against the Colts. We’re coming home with vengeance in our sight.

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by Fredrik Nyman on Sep 26, 2011 3:24 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Man i hate...

A. Steve Slaton, WTF is he still doing anywhere near the field. You’d figure Kubes would have recognized his shit effort last year and how it carried into this year as well.
B. Kareem Jackson, his trashtalking in particular after getting bent over the barrel and forced to accept the raping that Lance Moore put all over him in the 2nd half.
C. Redundancy, Over and over inside the red zone, the same thing, we got so far away from the run that Tate didnt know what to do with the ball when it was thrown to him. I thought that was what made us a great “balanced” offense, running the ball. Maybe we should go to that a little more next time.

-alright, now that i am through ranting, let me say this. It was one game and a game of good learning. I am proud of how we responded to Drew Brees onslaught of passes and the ridiculous amounts of blitzs we saw. I think that to play like the best we have to play the best and to come out of these next few games 4-2, i would call that a win. We would have played THE best offense and two of the best defenses in the NFL. I believe that only better prepares us to demolish the little foes later in the season and get ready to play these teams again later. Yes we were beaten but not destroyed all game like last year. The secondary let em throw the 10 yard passes all 4th quarter but we were still in it til the end. I look forward to Wade correcting the shotty defensive play in the 4th quarter and to turn the defense loose again next week. Hopefully he brings more heat than he did this week.

"Steven Slaton is the epitome of a 1-hit wonder. I curse him before he even touches the ball to pre-empt the bad things he is about to do before he knows he is going to do it." -Myself-

by HolyCrapADecentDefense on Sep 26, 2011 3:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Is it too soon to cut Slaton & call up Chris Ogbonnaya if Ward & Foster can't go?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 26, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

3rd downs

The first drive of the 2nd half could have been halted. Just like that with one drive the Saints negated all our stomping in the 1st half. The game winning 4th q drive could have been halted. The 10 yard cushions drive me mad every time.

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by RocketsAstros on Sep 26, 2011 6:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Just watched the final play again

I know I’ll probably get flamed, and this may be nit picky but Schauby should trust other guys than AJ when the defense knows to double/triple/quadruple/whatever cover him. If you watch on the final play, Schaub sees AJ and only AJ. If he slides left, pumps to AJ, and dumps to Casey, he has a 25 yard gain at least. His awareness in crunch-time kills me; it’s either perfect or awful… Ah, well… I still have the faith but geez that felt a bit too predictable to me.

REDRUM, Peyton Manning... REDRUM
Why do we fall down? So, we can learn to pick ourselves up.

by BRBUSAFTexan on Sep 26, 2011 6:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Texans are still the best team overall in the South division

I’d be inclined to say Titans if Britt didn’t hurt his knee :(

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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Sep 26, 2011 11:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Yep

Torn ACL :(

"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888

by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Sep 26, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Derp

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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Sep 28, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kubes horrible time-clock MGMT and play calling

needs to be corrected. On the 2nd to last drive the Texans had (their last TD to Walters), Kubes had about 5 min on the clock to whittle away. I’m glad for the TD, but there was too much time left for Brees to do his thing. How many times have we seen Brees win on the last drive? Kubes should have peppered the drive with runs, and somebody should have coached those receivers to stay in bounds! Did he really think he was gonna stop the Saints on a do or die drive? Schaub’s play was suspect, too. I understand he threw for a lot of yards, but he missed a couple of wide open receivers. There are times when he boots out that he doesn’t lead his receivers well, and at times, alomst gets them killed in cross routes (AJ feels my pain for sure). He gets happy feet in the pocket, and doesn’t have good awareness for the rush. But he played O.K. for the most part. I know Kareem sucked major scrotum, but I think we need a NT fo sho. We’ll see how Cody fares against the Steelers OL.

Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.

by swikky on Sep 26, 2011 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Tate was hurt

he was suffering from an ankle injury and largely ineffective for the second half, i understood that in the second half,

the first half I felt we shoulda lined up and pounded more instead of out finessing ourselves

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

by Ryan Perrio on Sep 26, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slaton and Tate

Blew a lot of blitz pickups in the red zone causing hurried throws.

Then once tate got injured a little it ruined our playcalling because we could no longer grind out the clock as he was hobbled and ineffective and slaton was just ineffective.

unfortunately we got into a shoot out and some of our weapons werent available.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

by Ryan Perrio on Sep 26, 2011 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm really optimistic about this team...

even after this very disappointing game. My points:

1 – Offense. I predicted we would win 28-23 or 24 and never thought we would give up 40 even to the Saints. So I was overly optimistic about where our defense is at this point. However, after 3 quarters, we were up 26-17. Not bad against the Saints in NO but we just ran out of gas IMO in the 4th as well as being unprepared for the spread formation the Saints brought against us. We were terrible in the red zone although I don’t think we lose this game to anyone else except maybe the Pats and Packers and possibly couple others. Arian Foster will definitely help although I don’t think Tate will do anything but get better.

2 – Defense. Again, ran out of gas in the 4th and had no answer for Brees. KarJax was horrible in the 4th after being at least mediocre in the first 3 qtrs. Very disappointed on Joseph as well on both of those 2-point conversions. Looked like he was covering air. WTF. Anyway, Saints and Brees are one of the best offenses in the NFL in the past few years and we held them to 17 through 3+ quarters. Not bad for the worst pass defense from last year, if not of all time as well as for a defense still learning a new scheme. Later this year, this defense will not perform this badly at the end of a game against anyone.

3 – Special Teams. I guess we can’t have a return TD every game, although it would be nice. Our coverage was suspect and our returning less than stellar but we didn’t turn the ball over or make other major mistakes so other than Rackers perfection, I don’t special teams played that big a factor in this game.

4 – Coaching. This is what I believe cost us the game. We should have been able to make adjustments in the 4th to better compete against that 5-wide spread offense that killed our defense. We should have had coaches who made our players play tighter on the receivers instead of giving them the cushions they did. I heard both Wade and Gary talking about how our pass defenders needed to have more confidence in themselves and how they shouldn’t have been giving the Saints that much cushion. Well, that’s their job to adjust and they didn’t do it. Kubiak calling all those pass plays when we were up by 9 and then up by 1. Even with no first downs we could have run 2 to 3 times more time off the clock if we had just run, run, run. The coaches lost us this game IMO. But again, coaching lost us this game.

Okay I’m done with my version of venting but as I said in the title I’m very optimistic, still, about the Texans and their chances this year and I think we beat the Steelers this weekend by 10+ at home. Peace!

by Mikus318 on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 AM CDT reply actions  

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