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Fuck the Colts.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

We need to be rooting for the Colts tonight

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's sad,

but the Steelers are a larger threat to you than the Colts are.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not me, I have 12 points on the Steelers

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mebbe.

But I wouldn’t want to play the Steelers a week after losing to the Manningless Colts. I’d prefer a complacent Pittsburgh team.

by Nashmeister on Sep 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair point

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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that kind of thing is overrated.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree with this

Although if there’s any team I wouldn’t want to play coming off of a loss it’s Pittsburgh. Either way, its all about the division placement, so go Steelers

by brightshinies on Sep 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No!

Even though there down right now…… Hmmmmmm…….. Commence to kicking!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking them while their down?

A Big Ben fan I see.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Against the Colts' will

Cuz that’s how he rolls.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT but

I glanced over some study that said that 12% FSU males admitted to having sex with a woman who did not consent.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Free Shoe University

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

That’s scary. When I was at UT, there were a couple of frats that were (in)famous for date rapes, but that’s frightening.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't get a chance to do this earlier, but...

Welcome! Thanks for joining the HMS Titanic!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't notice your avatar earlier

But that’s hilarious.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

then I hope the methodology was screwed up

like tiny sample size or counting anyone who has had a single drink as unable to consent.

12% is too disgusting for me to want to believe.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sick.

Mannnn, that’s all I can say. Bring them here. No love for yellow or purple band people!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember

I like big reds don’t make me go into your locker.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not surprising for FSU.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bestiality. I like it.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Figures

Is MrNFL going to be here?

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

IDK, why?

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Sep 25, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

I thought you were a Steelers fan. Never mind.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're probably thinking of LV_Steelers fan.

He doesn’t come around anymore.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a good thing

fucker is a Roethlisberger apologist.

/A DTF button equals consent!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not yet.

Maybe next week.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Need Dallas Clark to outscore Mike Wallace by 13 or Ben+Hightower to outscore Felix Jones by 37 to avoid a second 0-2 week in FF.

Yeah, I’m screwed.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

damn.

any week that the Texans lose and the Tits win is a bad week for me.

"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21

youtube/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Sep 25, 2011 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Good News Colts Fans
bkravitz
Not all is lost; one more month, and Jim Tressel will be on the job.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

So, in one more month, *all* will be lost?

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, while I'm here: Insert standard "Kravitz is an idiot" statement here.

It just applies in general.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chicago 13 yards rushing, Cutler sacked 11 times?

Damn… that’s more than just Carimi being out.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

At this rate, Cutler's gonna challenge Mittens' sack record.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

he holds the ball too damn long

he’s really mobile, it would be super frustrating to be a bears fan

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Every time Collins hits the dirt, he should tell himself "At least I'm not in Chicago".

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoops. Reply fail on my part; this was supposed to be for UT's comment.

D’oh.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

FO guys are declaring the Bears' O-line the worst O-line they've ever seen.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What? They haven't watched a Colts game yet?

#exaggerating for comedic effect.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn!

Now that’s a truly offensive line! Wah wah waaaahhhh!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

*rimshot*

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

And after he semi called out his O-line.

Mike Martz make McDaniels look good as an offensive coordinator. Jay Cutler just doesn’t fit that offensive scheme.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember!

I like my big reds don’t make me go into your locker.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm depressed

The Texans lost and I need Lawrence Timmons and Rex Grossman to score 21 fantasy point….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd rather watch today's SF-CIN game

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOD NO!!

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have to disagree there.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do want to see Moneyball tho

if it’s merely as much worse than the book than The Blindside was, it’ll be awesome.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blind Side made me want to blow chunks

I really can’t stand Sandra Bullock, and she was horrid in the movie.

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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Sandra Bullock.

Except in Demolition Man.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moneyball was much better than The Blindside tho

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Hmmmmm. Interesting.

Also, I have the original 1985 Bill James Historical Abstract over my left shoulder. /stats nerd

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Michael Lewis

should buy Liar’s Poker since I liked non-sports stuff from him too in The Big Short.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually skipped that one

I know it’s a true story and all but I have no interest in watching the nice rich people save the poor fat man’s life.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trailers are for new movies

And there are no new movies being made today, so why are there trailers?

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i said the same thing the other night when my wife and I watched the first 8 mintues of "whitney"

that show was just….terrible

it was funny, on the Whitney facebook page people were lampooning the shit out of that show

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bills beat the Pats?

Holy jeebus. Are they for real, or did something go wrong that game for New England?

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

------

"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

the NE defense sucks hardcore

the Bills are decent at worst

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brady had 4 INT's.

Main reason they lost.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

BANNED

From coitus.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Curled up with a bottle of gin?

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i WISH i had some gin

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only Curs Light

And a Foley’s bra ad?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Victoria's secret catalogue here.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Victor Cruz is a beast

I’ve been waiting for him to show up since his epic preseason game

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Me to.

Giant needed somebody to step up today.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Freeney spin moving a cornfield????

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Likewise

Minnesota is nothing but a frozen tundra

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Corn must be big in Indiana.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, Faith Hill in tight leather: Not a bad thing at all.

I’m appreciative. Very.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not complaining.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

OW!

Goddammit… my computer’s sitting on my lap, you bastard. I just hurt meself…

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

------

"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow!

This songs well…. You know.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

pwilson24
We’re told #Colts QB Peyton Manning (who is in coaches’ booth) will have direct head-set feed to Kerry Collins.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

I still pull up that Donald Brown play on youtube every once in a while.

“GOD DAMNIT DONALD!” while he’s running for his life

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can imagine how that's gonna go.

“Kerry, quit fucking up, ya drunk!”

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well of course.

He’s the OC after all.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

And still.

He can’t morph himself into his body so…… Loss.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does he have a direct feed to his vodka IV?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay Al Michaels! Boo Cris Collinsworth!

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Sep 25, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of...

my hand is woefully empty.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

What. Gave up porn or something?

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watch it with my kids

So I can’t. Just too early. Plus, it turns my internal filters off.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I discovered today those are important.

Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.

Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no filter

Even sober…I am constantly having random outbursts of joy or anger depending on the moment. I have tried to control it, to no avail..

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

For me

It took getting old, having kids, my wife, and a rolling pin with notches now in it.

Also, my wife thinks my comments are funny (she’s reading over my shoulder).

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I get the "are you freaking kidding me" look

From the wife about 4 times a game…she is getting use to it now though :)

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

In that case...

Hey baby, how YOU doin’?

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

"My husband has a huge penis and satisfies always sexually satisfies me."

//cough

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

That was…illiterate. HAHA!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

But can he do this?

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

To which I ask is that a bad thing if he can't?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

The real question is

what is he doing?

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Impressive, huh?

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah

Cuz it’s normally over that fast.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question

Has the NFL officially changed their name to “TheManningLessColts?”

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

You mean Manning's not playing?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's questionable

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nall!

He would have to have moar superbowlz!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

When is Michelle Tafoya going to be ready for the final step in her transgender procedure?

Seems like the hormone therapy hasn’t raised the pitch of her voice yet, but the adam’s apple is almost gone.

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

She terrifies me

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by MrNFL on Sep 25, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU BEN RAPISTBERGER

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by MrNFL on Sep 25, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought Lacey wasn't starting??

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Lacey and Caldwell on the same side of the field. That's def going to get attacked all night.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

It's funny!

Y’all will be running a year long practice squad!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Iowa makes their LBs cover slot WRs. They are fast and strong in coverage.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boy, Tryon there reminds me of Tom Cruise in Top Gun

“Goose, it’s time to buzz the tower”.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

So if the Steelers are not up by 34 at halftime

Does that mean we have the advantage next week? That’s what I am going with because it makes me feel better…

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

No, but it might be one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

That starts when we make the playoffs.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

The wife loves the volkswagen one with the Darth Vader kid. I’m pretty sure that one is a couple of years old though…

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that one was from the last Super Bowl

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That premiered for last years SB.

A classic.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are they as annoying & repetitious as the J-Lo Fiat commercial?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

No they aren't

Most annoying though has to go to those Progressive commercials.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember hearing that one today!

Hooray!

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by MrNFL on Sep 25, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing.

Can be annoying about j lo.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who else

wants to see Harrison get ear-holed by Thor next week? Oh please let this happen!

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Actually I want to see Vickers do that

Since he has experience doing that

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah then after the game

He can say Casey is juiced out of his mind.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh snap

I had forgotten about that. Ok change of plans, but Cushing in for one offensive play and let HIM ear-hole Harrison.

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's just fast.

Stick to Casey. Cushings changed his juices!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I almost feel bad for Jim Mora after seeing him in these Coors Light ads.

I mean it’s bad enough he’s pimping Coors Light, but still…

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Not really,

He could thatplayoff speech with us every year.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow struggling to run on the Colts.

Sad.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, I'll take it. If they can't run against the Colts, Shaun Cody might stand a chance next week.

Oh who am I kidding?

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey!!

He had a tackle today!

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

His best game of the season

He’s not credited with one on yahoo. Odd. I saw it.

Hartmann with two tackles of Sproles. /facepalm

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Steelers o-line is awful

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indy is better against the run that usual

it’s the secondary with issues this year.

They are even starting a LB who is great against the run, but sucks in coverage (Conner).

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like that Conner kid

He looks like a play-maker.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

just wins games

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

by DrMustache on Sep 25, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he learns to cover he's going to be awesome

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah brah!

It isn’t that particular pile of dog ish hant sprouted a rose yet!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get wtf you're saying at all

are you drunker than me?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh! Lol!

That was supposed to be directed at the run defense comment!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alas.

Still smells like boo-oo-boo

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

........

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish!

I work in refineries piss tests do come up!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, I don't know what you all are talking about with the Real Steel movie.

I mean, people need cheese in their life, don’t they? :D

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not sure it'll be fun bad though, it might just be bad bad.

It depends on whether they realized they were making Rock’em Sock’em Robots the movie or actually took themselves seriously.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Candyland, then Chutes and Ladders.

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." -- Homer Simpson

"There is no rehab for stupid." -- Chris Rock

Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly this Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots movie looks like the worst thing I've ever seen.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope. Which is what makes this movie possibly the worst thing I've ever seen.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Until someone's seen Terror Firmer....

… I’m of the strong opinion that they don’t know what a bad movie is. Not saying you’re wrong, BTW, just saying that that movie will reset anyone’s standard for what constitutes a bad movie.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Terror Firmer?

Sounds like Cinemax After Dark. A double feature following the Breast of Yucca Flats.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cabin Boy

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope. It's a Troma film.

Normally, Troma flicks can be bad in a good way (take Toxic Avenger as an example). But this was bad in a “OMGWTF?” way.

Ed Wood movies have better production values. Seriously.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is one of those

“it’s so obvious it’s to obvious” games.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't understand why we throw on 3rd and 2

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

So...what kind of imbecile is so stupid that they need a special bar to tell them their beer's cold?

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Coors: The beer for morons with no sensation in their palms.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

------

"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

Roger Ebert, Transformers review.

by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn. It.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.

by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha a little Nirvana there.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus christ..

Mike Wallace already 120 yards in the first quarter. I’m terrified for next Sunday.

by fgp on Sep 25, 2011 8:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

He is a talent

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Sep 25, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big Ben with the lust stare.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol

Dallas Clark on James Harrison give me a break!!

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 8:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

PimpBillClinton
Amen RT @ineedaballrub: If you receive a DM saying ‘Naked Hilary Clinton photos’, do not click the link, it contains a naked Hilary Clinton

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

thejoshbaker
Dallas Clark is not a former offensive lineman. That’s Brody Eldridge. Stop confusing the two, please.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know how?

They could do that Clark can’t block to save his life!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reese Bobby just cannot pass against those guys

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Here is the pic

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Kerry was that guy from the original beastmaster.

All he needs are ferrets to help in the backfield.

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait Arizona AND the Jets lost

welp there goes 20 confidence points

by BC5 on Sep 25, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I knew the jest would

But AZ disappointed me

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Listen to the Colt fans boo!

They’re going to have to re-learn how to appreciate having a team.

by Olive_Oyl on Sep 25, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

The boo is the steelers fan saying Heath

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

by DrMustache on Sep 25, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not booing.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeath.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo-urn?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mathis raped Ben

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice drop.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, Garcon.

You must really, really love to drop the football. I love it too. There’s just one small thing we have to take care of first…

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 25, 2011 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

"He's a very good receiver but he drops a lot of passes."

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Classic Collinsworthless.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Garçon in the face

play Gonzo

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol Gonzo is always hurt.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are saving him for the playoffs

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not injury-prone though.

Just always hurt. Freak injuries that happen to no one else.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

not sure if serious.jpg

by reply is either yeah, for sure, or fuck you troll.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Serious.

Poking fun at Gonzalez dick-riders.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I think he's injury prone.

Actually I don’t think so, he is injury prone.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol!

He’s a good bla bla but excuses bla bla.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Addai is running on them

I REALLY hope Foster is back next week…

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Addai is good at football

he’s not a big play guy, but even when his YPC isn’t good his success rate is.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But your scheme doesn’t utilize him right then.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

how so

he pass blocks and catches passes a ton, and gets about as many carries (or more) as he’s shown able to handle.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Legit team.

I think well win but, everything zen

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whitney, the worst show no one is watching!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Why would anyone watch it?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whitney: "Spongeboob sweatpants!"

Me: “Ahhhh that just gave me cancer AGAIN! Stop playing these commercials!”

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, I've seen enough ugly tonight.

I did NOT need to see Hines Ward in that godawful dancing outfit.

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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."

------

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by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

God our secondary is terrible.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

that's a normal hole in the coverage

though Lacey sucked hard enough to make it bigger than usual.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Secondary?

By secondary do you mean team?

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

quit bullying me.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't tell you,

How weak that came across but you’re colts just scored. Lol! @ the steelers!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, well...how about that, Rapistbugger?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Did that just happen?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

It did.

Go colts.

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by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking YES YE SYE SYE SYEYSYFEIOFAHSOI

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

by DrMustache on Sep 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Calm down, Cass.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm more stunned.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Use your sockpuppet to express your delight.

I see you.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anderson can run a bit

the benefits of having cut weight to the point where you like like a basketball player.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

WHOO! TAKE THAT BEN!

/Steelers looking bad again

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe Seattle was just.....Seattle (no offense, UT)

Maybe Pittsburgh struggles on the road…..

Or maybe….they just ain’t that good.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

This
Or maybe….they just ain’t that good.

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

No argument.

Frankly, I’m stunned they beat the CardinLOLs.

Stop winning, Hawks, you’re fucking up our chances to get Andrew Luck!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Chiefs flag this comment.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Chiefs! They got Matt Cassel and they're welcome to him!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am loving this

I do kind of worry about the fallout next week though

by Mumford on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not

They took it out on Seattle……maybe that was the aberration.

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who's their next opponent?

I’m sure they’ll take out their loss tonight on them.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oakland beat the Jets! I picked Oakland to win too!

/hadn’t paid attention to NFL since Saints-Texans

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Cool story, bro.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

......

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

woooooo

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome gif is awesome

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our fans are all ugly and terrible.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's even wierder than that guy

is the people around him who don’t even seem to notice

by Toolshed1 on Sep 25, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Another interception!?!?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahahaha!!!

Yay!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

He tries to make plays when he screws up

Leads to more screw ups.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is why they have to be a run first team

Limit Ben from making his mistakes.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like force fucking girls in bathroom stalls.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Biggest choke of the week?

I think so.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Still a lot of game left.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Ben! Hahahahahahahaha!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Oooooh, and a penalty. Double-fuck you Roethlisberger!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the greatest thing ever.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

This is how we know you're a virgin.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Missed on that one.

Like how you’re getting personal on the Internet tho, that takes a man right?

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bully!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're going to make an ABC Family movie about this encounter.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quit bro

I’m not within hands reach of you so let’s keep it civilized.I’m not a punk bro.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

that'll only encourage him

with CH you just gotta ignore his stupid ass when he goes troll mode.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

we're used to him

but those who don’t venture the basement often don’t realize he’s more of a Gollum than a Smeagol.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gollum was misunderstood.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

They

Are all just characters to me.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey man

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS▲

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok broseiden, king of the brocean.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm.

Get a life man seriously!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

People are always saying this and I have yet to figure out what it means.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always remember the Internet Golden Rule:

Never feed the trolls.

CH is a good guy, though. He’s just really good at getting under people’s skins when he wants to.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally someone who understands me!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of the best.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn!

too slow

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too slow to a master baiter joke?

Man, these write themselves

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You beat AJ.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL. Rec'd.

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-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say you're one too for baiting him into that one

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be accurate.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yet

He’s so snuggable.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL. Rec'd.

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-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you, AJ

I try and try to set people up to nail a funny comment….

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it

I was just a bit slow

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, I rec'd both of your comments.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You might say he's a master at baiting.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Crap. I feel so derivative now.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pity rec!

Like pity sex except sex is actually worth something.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

not enjoying your meetups with Lynxy????

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when I focus on trivial crap,

Like getting my timesheet sent to the people who pay me in time.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

when he finds a weak spot he keeps going at it

like rust on your car. If there’s a chink in the paint he’ll eat away until the whole car is useless.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m new to the Internet thing but really.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's just fucking with you, man.

He prides himself on being able to get people’s panties all in a bunch over nothing.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, this is an approx transcript of his posts after ND lost two weeks ago

“FUCK FUCK FUCK, awesome 9/11, fag homo buttfucking cuntdonkey”

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's erreday when I'm drunk though.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

My texts I sent to my roommate last night were an awesome example of this.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're saying he's a more polite version of Bo$$man, huh?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

no cause bo$$man is an idiot

CH is just doing it on purpose cause he likes fucking with people.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

CH is actually capable of sincere and intelligent commentary

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

So does Bo$$man

However it seems like CH is more of a sniper whereas Bo$$man is a weapon of mass destruction

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the web or in real life?

I promise you two different monsters.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

lawl

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

.......

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Green'd.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

In real life as well.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look man!

I’m glad your amused but at the same time you don’t know me and in truth I promise I see your weak heart straight through you’re screen. Be a man or some semblance and raise up off me.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh jeez

this is going to be a “god damn it” moment

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

"raise up off me"

TWSS to Ben Roethlisberger.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Listen troll

If you where in the Houston area I’d deal with this. Let it go.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please just stop.

Please.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

How would we deal with it?

Angry sex?

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow!

You’re a yellow band boy ain’t cha?

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I pictured a big band full of Asian people.

Is that accurate?

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nall

Just you’re place in county as in real life yellow banded.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

County? Yellow banded?

What is this Texan lingo? I’m just a jive turkey who’s a sucker for flapping it.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

We keep telling you exactly what he's doing

And you keep going at it. STOP!!!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad brother

It’s just at a point it gets fun. He can ride under me I won’t take all his commissary! Lol!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is one sexy comment IMO.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to send Big Ben your address

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better my address than a white girl's address.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a guy though.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Figured! Lol!

Know put on them kool aid packs and wash my drawers!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a silly thing to do.

You’re silly, Internet guy.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not silly.

Just havin fun with a dude like you. Stay sweet.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quit hitting on me.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I own you!

You don’t want the rest of the tank to hurt you right?

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quit threatening to rape my whole body.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never seen two people need a make-up fuck so badly.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should see me and PUD interact.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Listen....

It’s not like that. Don’t go to the picket. But your spread is my spread understand.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What country you from, boy?

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a real place.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get all nerdy!

I live in Baytown tx from Alief tx.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

......

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

dude

I’m nearly crying I’m laughing so hard at this .gif

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHY CAN'T I SEE IT!?!?!?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I 've tried even going to his bucket to see it and I still can't.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a fro'd black dude shaking his head

perfect for this situation

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop. Feeding. CH.

It’s that easy. Ignore it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's contributing to my obesity!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not here.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hungry!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true...he is from Indiana after all

/it was too easy! It had to be said!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please follow instructions

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had such a raging clue I almost shot clue goo all over

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow!

The steelers are starting to really stink! Massengil?

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Right

Steeler’s and Raven’s D are playing with me. Maybe I should bench my kicker and just start both. They can’t both suck the same week right?

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

To bad Collins still sucks.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

We're in the lead dance!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

95% of the stadium is full of fat, ugly rednecks doing stupid shit.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a little high

I’d say it’s closer to 93%

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's all stadiums.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're winning at halftime!

Put away the blowout material, Al and Chris!

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Still a lot of game left, little buddy.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are a Colts fan, right?

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Coats, go Patriots!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

They lost today!

so lulz

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't seem to get excited over a good showing by the Colts.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd feel better if there was an offensive drive to be proud of.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

We had a couple good ones.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

for my ego's sake

I’d like to point out I called a sack fumble or two this week.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quite a rock fight.

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Imagine the embarrassing of losing to the Manningless Colts.

Steelers fans may have to be put on suicide watch tonight if they lose.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll help them over the ledge.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope LV kills himself

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

^This

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

(please let LV kill himself and his family!)

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Might be the fastest guy on the planet."

No wonder I watch most games muted.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Unless they're talking about Usain Bolt.....

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Wallace.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't he on 60 minutes?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Martin Short played him

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Toyota commercial is just creepy

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow - second guessing the Kolb trade already.

Is $100 million too much for Vick? Is it? Could it be?

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Sep 25, 2011 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Philly fans

worthless scum. It’s to be expected.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sash got flipped off by a 4 year old

and Tuck said a 7 or 8 year old threw a beer at their bus.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's falling apart over on their blog.

Nearly as bad as it was here after the game.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

So damn frustrating.

Ugh.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's on me, bfd

I shouldn’t have written a post-game recap so quickly and set the tone. I’ll keep battlin’ and fightin’ to improve and lead by example. At the end of the day, I’m a good kid who got caught up in the heat of the moment.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

lulz

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

BLARGH!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It should be worse.

I mean, we lost to the Saints. They are loosing to the Manningless Colts. No comparison.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

Didn’t realize I was back up in the Philly thread.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

GREEN IT

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost green

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Green'd

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

So let it be written, so let it be done!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rape play

Even if his arm was going forward, the ball still went backward, right? Fumble regardless? I’m confused here.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

empty hand going forward is a fumble

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just can't figure out what they were questioning.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Against he great Stealers Defense"

Is there evidence of such a thing this year?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

It's reputation based cause announcers can't do work

and play to the average joe.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, they have those towels, you know.

If soaked in bleach, they are a formidable defense against mildew.

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still waiting for a team to bust out...

….pulverizing pom poms and furious foam fingers

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, juperee!

Long time, no see!

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yo, cass!

I’ve been busy supping the ignominy of defeat for a couple of weeks.

And engaging in real-life social encounters too. Kinda cuts into my online time. For better or worse.

Hope you are well!

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm doing well.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it's a start.

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

can someone explain to me why in the fucking hell we are letting old man collins throw it 5 times in a row

when we’re averaging almost 5 yards a carry?

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

So we can see McAfee's sassy summer do?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

^this!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

you got that right

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that of everything has been the most confusing thing to me

Colts lose Manning, yet the play calling is nearly identical to if we had Manning.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's something I was wondering.

If the coaches were actually adjusting to the loss of Manning.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

we might have a worse secondary than the patriots

it’s pitiful

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

pwilson24
Worth pointing out, since it’s been a bone of contention for #Colts fans, CB Jacob Lacey not on field. Tryon, Powers, Johnson are.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Angerer hurt too now

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, shit

Shoulder.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

back already, good.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

can someone please rip out Collinsworth's vocal chords

i’d be ever greatful

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

Jay Cutler is our quarterback, baby! Please pass the nitroglycerin tablets.

by juperee on Sep 25, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

The one LSU DT the Saints don't take is good.

Sounds about right.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Saints have the worst luck!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

This is a really horrible o-line.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

for pass blocking

they’ve been pretty good run blockers no?

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, actually

For last year, PFF has them rated second to last for pass blocking and third to last for run blocking. Every time I watch the Steelers, I wonder how they do anything offensively.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I should add

With their personnel changes, they are probably worse this year.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Night and day from the Saints or Texans Olines.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pouncey overated

Scott is gawd-awful horrible (sad Horn), and a rookie at RT, among other reasons.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

weather man realizes he's the most hated guy in the tristate

realizes no one gives a shit if some token town in Kentucky gets hit by a tornado. World would probably be a better place for it.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

"Without question, one of the best centers in the game?"

W.T.F? Their commentary is awful.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Hand-off to Redman on this play.

Hand-off to Method Man on the next play.

/bowtie twirl and tophat tip

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

GOd fuckign damn you all

This is the funniest thing ever said.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it's the funniest thing we've ignored

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on D

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

You're at the right place for that!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

MISSED!!!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

CLANG!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

lmao

CLANG!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I preferred using the right stick for kicking in Madden

However the current one is better for punting

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! He missed!

Up yours, Pittsburgh!!!

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

what a boner

now…..run the goddamn ball!

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Sounds like a Texans fan when they play the Colts

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

except now it's not working out so hot lol

Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB

by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha!!!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

For some reason I'm expecting a blowout game next week

Problem is I can see us blowing the steelers out or them blowing us out

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 9:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

weather man on NBC

“Don’t call the newsroom we have no control over the programming. We have to continue with the coverage of this storm. It will only be a few more moments.”

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah but they have a quarterback who can run

And they have deep threat in Mike Wallace

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 9:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

LMAO nice hit.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Niiiiice!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't know where Terrence Johnson as an individual came from

but he’s been pretty OK today. Better than Lacey.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

84 on the steelers is a real cock bag

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Antonio Brown.

Big play threat receiving and on KR

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Antonio Brown = cock bag

got it, thanks :-)

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Makes for a fun day next week

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

They will

Because of our oh-so-juicy center. The good news, though, is we should wreak havoc on the Rapist. And I will enjoy that thoroughly.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I don't think anyone's gonna enjoy that nearly as much as me.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

And a few blind-sided women

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the 4th quarter,

and we’re still leading. Wow.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Progress!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, they actually called holding for once

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Collins with a concussion?

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

bout to see Mr. Painter?

should be interesting.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

After the Texans Saints game.

The Steelers offense looks like it’s moving in slow motion.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Colts secondary blows more goats than PUD

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Powers has kinda sucked this year.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

PAINTER TIME!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

steelers just got away with a falst start on that last play

fuck those dicks

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Last 4 pass plays

they have had false starts

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every play the Stealers have a false start by their tackles

Hasn’t been called yett

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

glad i'm not the only one

thought i was crazy for a minute

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Faking coz he is tired?

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by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

So close, Powers.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

their RT jumped again

fucking amazing they get away with that

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

let me just say... if we had foster in the game today we would have won easily.

hopefully this quiets down the “tate is better than foster crowd” because the only thing he’s better than foster at is being the 2nd running back on the team.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 25, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

All tied up now

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

If Painter leads this offense down the field for a TD

are all past grievances forgiven?

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should have been starting the whole time IMO.

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-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah we discussed this

you know I think you’re wrong right?

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Co-sign.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Collins has been kicking so much ass?

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-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

no but we needed to give him a shot first

Painter proved in the first two games of the preseason he wasn’t ready to shoulder the full load. Might as well find a veteran who you know has done it.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Collins sucks.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painter sucks more.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he can improve.

Collins won’t.

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-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's where we disagree.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think a 38 year-old QB is going to get better?

Check your head.

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-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he's saying

Painter won’t improve either.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correct.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong part of the comment I'm disagreeing with.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

well we know that now

that wasn’t such a certainty a month ago.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

This line would never be agreed to
you know I think you’re wrong right?

lulz

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck it

Collins isn’t going to win us this game, that’s for sure

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe curtis painter

will attempt to win it

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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe he will fail miserably.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: No matter how bad it gets, know that it can always be worse. We could be Chiefs fans.

by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh God Painter on the field.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Where is their god, now?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sitting in a booth with a broke neck.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew someone would say that.

I just wondered who. Thank you for ending the suspense for me.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your welcome fine sir.

Congratulations on your Seahawks victory, I know it meant a lot to you.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

he’s pissed. Kills the Luck sweepstakes chances.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

...........

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' Tavaris Jackson.

He’s screwing it all up!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

PRINCE CHARMING ON THE FIELD

/Peter King’d

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought it was one of the Holly brothers from WWF(E)

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Sep 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painter is coming in.

I’m scared.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

BRING ON PAINTER!!!!!!

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

WWWWWWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's got the Brady here to.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

His chances of winning this game is about as much as Grossman's chances of throwing a 5 yard out route

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i personaly love curtis painter

he basicaly gave us the a free ticket to the playoffs 2 years ago

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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

take out the the

"it's not easy being green"-kermit the frog
"we the mets are an improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings"-casy stengel
i cant spell a nosebleed
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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa random Jets fan post.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've been here

for a little bit. i sometimes show up in the fan post thread

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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ FOOTBALL?

NOT THERE!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still better than Tony Romo. At least he was aware that the ball was being snapped to him.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Leonardo Da Vinci of Choke Artists

and that was his masterpiece

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bookmarked!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No worries!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Purdue QBs.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

painter looks like cinderela out there

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"we the mets are an improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings"-casy stengel
i cant spell a nosebleed
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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Good pass there!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

That was you chance Painter!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Overthrew an open man

How about that luck????

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Were you talking about them having bad luck, or were you talking to Luck who is preparing to go to Indy?

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either one could be accurate

But the Chiefs may have him on lockdown

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Sep 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh that is sad!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Garcon all alone

and he’s overthrown. Goat.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Painter sucks lol

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Collins sucks, too.

He’s overthrown a fuckton of open receivers tonight.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

PUD, Jamkel's hacked your account!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it all comes apart now.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Texts from my sister (who is a Colts fan)
My second worst nightmare….Hearing the words “Kerry Collins has a concussion”

followed up by….

Do not let him throw the ball

HAHAHAHAHA!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm laughing.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow the Steelers are quite fortunate the Colts O sucks.

What a shit showing by their offense.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

They suck is why

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah with Manning

this game is the Ravens game all over again. Really hope Painter can prove something here cause obviously Collins has been pulled and it wasn’t for concussion testing.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't disagree

I don’t see a play where it looks like he got hurt.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotta go to the locker room if suspected of a concussion

Collins hasn’t left the sideline.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he did.

They showed him going into the locker room. Also, NBC showed his last pass play where he got drilled.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

twitter people think you deserve a metal for that comment
@Shake1n1bake
Stolen from a commenter in the BRB thread “DWIGHT FREENEY DOES WHAT THE GEORGIA POLICE CAN’T”

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

*medal

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

how the fuck do you not throw that away?!

what a dumb shit. I don’t give Ben much credit and it appears I give him too much.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Cheeseburger funny as hell

He just bent over, preparing to be sodomized, and nothing happened, lmao

by SuperSerial on Sep 25, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

This game has turned into an Internet slap fight.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

lulz

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their shitty offense is making our defense look awesome.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Shitty offense vs shitty offense

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's gonna make ours look awesome next week

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happens with points in a Pick'em League in the event of a tie?

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everybody loses

Especially America.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trying to hype up the Jets-Ravens game.

I remember last year’s game that ended 10-9

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

This.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

could we make this like a 9 min scoring drive?

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

clark has played so shitty this year its insane

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

So now

That the formalaties are out the way how is this game tied?

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Steelers offense.

For both teams.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAAHAH!

Wow. I mean, seriously, these are passes I could throw at 10.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Yet, they're tied.

And, they get a prime time game next week too! And then in week 7!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

bye bye ratings

I think Colts haters tuned in to see a demolition-style blowout. Not this.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

My inner Raider fan violently agrees

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

After stabbing a local 49ers fan.

/Run away TDC

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good thing both are at home for us.

Should be noted the Jets typically struggle in Oakland.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck Brian Hoyer in the face

My understanding is that Painter was hurt.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

the way they're playing

They’re looking at drafting Andrew Luck.

by jkcheng122 on Sep 25, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck Andrew Luck in several unpleasant places.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

BANNED!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can do it for him, if you want.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see Case Keenem ending up on the Colts next season

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great UH QB.

Likely to break records.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

some pure spread team QB that's I'm forgeting

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same offense Kevin Kolb came from

& Keenum is better than Kolb was there

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kolb hasn't exactly proven himself

despite being on a massive contract

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

QB from University of Houston

On pace to break a crapload of passing records this year

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think he'll transition, though?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he ends up in the right scheme

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much as it pains me to say it, I don't think so.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nooooo!

I want him to have a successful NFL career, just not in our division.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoyer looks good because he's playing in NE.

Cassel looked good in New England.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

who would that be?

and in April there was no certainty that Manning needed surgery?

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh ok

I thought you meant this year. (no idea how old Hoyer is) Painter didn’t look terrible his senior year and there is a history of undervalued Purdue guys becoming good pros.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you wish the Colts drafted Ryan Mallet right about now?

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here he is practicing

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hahahaha

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he studies playbooks while he's high on cocaine

Study high, get high passing numbers

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

I don’t think Indy has nearly enough cocaine to sustain him

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

luckily with Collins Milwaukee is only a few hours away

and Kentucky is the whiskey capital of the world. So supplies were near.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really need to be working

But this game is a very entertaining train wreck.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Same here.

I have an exam tomorrow where I don’t know what to do, but I love watching professional quarter backs struggle to make 10 yard throws.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I envy the week that you'll be having.

Winning on Sundays just makes the workweek fly by, and the converse is just as, if not more, true.

by Spektr6 on Sep 25, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

what was that? a jump pass?

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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Desperation.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really like that Conner kid

I’ll trade you Diles for him!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Who the hell thinks separate bathtubs is sexy/romantic?

/smh

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

The Cowboys are explosive like diarrhea.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

PUD is smart.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

You should probably root for another team now, bandwagoner.

It’s obvious you only care about this one when it’s totally kicking ass.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painter is good, bro.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

And?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol he just proved me wrong.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

And again.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait...did i say i wanted Painter to play?

whoops

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice protection.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

"it's not easy being green"-kermit the frog
"we the mets are an improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings"-casy stengel
i cant spell a nosebleed
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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

That

was hilarious.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

thats what i thought

but i didn’t want to rub it in

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"we the mets are an improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings"-casy stengel
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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it was

it seems so long ago

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by rexthejet on Sep 25, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anuder Painter oops

lulz

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

cut him

sign Garrard and hope he can move the ball.

-Contributing Writer at The Crimson Quarry.

by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Painter sucks.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

You know, they should really bring back that Peyton Manning dude.

Tell him to stop faking it.
/some random cowboys fan shake was arguing with

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

In other news.

Fire is hot.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

Rothelisberger rapes women in Georgia bathrooms “allegedly”.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trade for Tebow???

Maybe he can heal Manning’s neck

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, only Patrick Willis can perform such a miracle.

So keep his ass far, far away.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong, Tebow heals, Willis destroys

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

How was that Painter's fault?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he's Curtis Painter.

How long have you been hanging around here again?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

......

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

How is dropping the ball the QB’s fault?

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only thing missing

Was Harrison tea-bagging Painter.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah, doesn't want to risk the teeth.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

the play calling has been ridiculously inept

we run well, so what do we do? fucking throw throw throw!

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

They don't have time to run the ball

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that hard...

spread this defense with base personal. That’s how you beat this team.

by Revenge of the Fallen on Sep 25, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Twitter comedy on game tonight.

ROFL!

5 minutes left. JUST ENOUGH time for a Painter 2-minute drill!! #KeepTheFaith

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by E.M.H. on Sep 25, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Garcon caught something?

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

on the bench with a possible concussion

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

*locker room

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Airport bar

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hooked up to a Smirnoff IV

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

why does collinsworth say it "Pole-ahmaloo'?

sounds retarded

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Because that's how it's pronounced.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ironic that Garcon is Painters' go to guy

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Funny

If the Colts tie it and send this to overtime, someone looking at the final and being OT would think this was a good game.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I love you, Addai.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

go joe!

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

F it

Go painter gotta root for the underdog!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

And he has nice hair.

Color me jealous.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either

//weeps//

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m guessing the B in BFD can stand for a four letter word as well?

by RaY210 on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jordann keeps telling me I should change it

I blame having kids.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't be, they're banned by the NFL.

And anybody near someone playing one would get the living fuck kicked out of them.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, yank his hair at least. It's legal

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Addai should have picked up Polamalu.

But I mean, he took on one guy, so it’s not like it was his fault.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

And it's the right guy

You take the one on the inside (straight line theory).

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

True.

Didn’t think about that.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bad no call

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

That's could be costly.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That*

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop booing nothing there.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

late hit

but meh. Didn’t hurt anything

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTH?

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

LMAO@ Steelers defense.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahaha!!

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yes!

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Addai and Garcon are awesome.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

And Painter sucks.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even Tommy Rees has a good series.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hater.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Haters gonna hate, lovers wanna love. I don’t even want none of the above.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to piss on you. Yes I do.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not costly CH

Colts live to Addai another day

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by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

lawl

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh good lord.

But since we haven’t banned MH for bad puns, we can’t do the same for you either, I guess.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should self ban yourself for that.

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Fall on his own banhammer?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

TRADE SCHAUB FOR PAINTER!!!! PAINTERS CLUTCH!!!!!!

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Painter just led the team back.

Wow

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like a TD to me.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I did not know that

If my family wouldn’t have moved, that would’ve been my HS.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I looked

You’re right.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well..

Mom was an uber-racist, so guess why we moved!

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

not racist

just prefers to celebrate the differences with separate water fountains.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which I remember seeing at Meyerland Plaza^

About a mile from Sharpstown HS.

^ My dad says they were gone, but I think I did.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painter plays better when I'm listening to Based God.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No I ain't no bitch.

And no I ain’t no snitch.

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by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can haz one more strip sack or INT?

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

yes pleaz

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the Steelers D officially in decline.

I'm a household name... at my house.

Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe, just in time for us to face them

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

/Warren Sapp

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that a question?

I don’t think so – They are definitely average to bad

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd still say average.

Because they still have solid LB’s and the Malu, but they have only one +Corner. Definitely susceptible through the air.

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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Sep 25, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Painter hanging in with the steelers . Just wow.

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Have consensual sex with him that was totally consensual?

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

consensually

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slip a rufie in his gatoraide?

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

My tribute to the Colts fans

These are the saddest of possible words:
“Painter to Garcon to Addai.”
Trio of baby colts, and fleeter than birds,
Painter to Garcon to Addai.
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,
Making a Steeler win into a foible –
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:
“Painter to Garcon to Addai.”

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Missed sack.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Steelers

I need those 12 points

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Game over.

I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Not yet.

FG kicker for the Steelers sucks.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

brought back a gimpy Gilbert

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Sep 25, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow. A bad line gets worse.

Amazing. Colts chances just went up.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Good god that line is bad

My drafting of Rashard Mendenhall looks a lot worse now…

by Patrick Harrel on Sep 25, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Man the comments on this thread are so funny it's taken away some of the sting from today's game.

Might have to avoid BRB throughout the week though. If it’s anything like the post game thread this place will be no fun.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

No shit

One loss, and half the people are melting down like their puppies got shot.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Mr. Fluffers.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

KOOBYAK NEEDS FIRE!!!

THE SUXOR HE IS!!!
HOW DARE HE LOOOSE!?!?? YOUR MOM!?!?!

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Doofus Soil Stadium

I see what you did there

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

So how many linemen will the Steelers be signing this week??

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

//pours one out for Scott

Hook ’em, baby.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

This kicker is the dude who

lost the game for the Skins vs the Saints in 2009. Game went to OT and the Saints won.

by Revenge of the Fallen on Sep 25, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions  

For those wondering, he missed a 25 yard field goal.

Wide.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have that game on my computer.

Will never delete that.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I remember that.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

They could do worse

Ain’t least it ain’t Kris Brown

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

/dies a little inside

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I don't hear his commentary much on Madden

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, when you have nothing of SUBSTANCE to contribute, you have to think of something to add.

I’m all too familiar with this.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

game over?

hopefully he will shank this

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

The fitting thing would be a miss

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Am I the only one not impressed with the steelers

Get blown out by Baltimore, shut out a terrible Seattle team, and now are struggling with the Peyton manning less colts

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 10:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Me neither

I thought I be scared by them. Oakland looks a hell of a lot scarier right now

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

This team has gotten old on the defensive side, and their oline play is awful.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm licking my chops

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 26, 2011 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, the Stealers play all four AFC South teams in a row.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

thats...

weird

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 26, 2011 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

kind of cool though!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Sep 26, 2011 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stop that! It's bad luck!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

perfect kick

get one play

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

He's like Manning on steroids

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Rogaine.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zing :-(

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was supposed to be a shot at Painter!

Hug?

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe!

Er…I believe!

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will do a Falling Down if the Colts get Luck

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Sep 25, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess Big Ben gets a Victory Rape tonight

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Squib kick has to be coming

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I guessed wrong

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up Collinsworth.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Lateral time.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Mannnnn.

Once y’all get manning back y’all will be allright. Colts did good tonight. Have a great night y’all. You too sweetcheeks(ch) lol!

by Bullybully on Sep 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

If they get him back

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sleep tight, babe.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo hoo!!!!!!

12 points for me

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by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Bounce pass.

Interesting play.

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes,

Yes he did

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somewhere

Donovan McNabb is smiling.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

And wheezing from watching those 2 minute drills.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great way to end the game.

One hop it.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

This is not basketball, Painter, there are no bounce passes.

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Even if he completed it that was not going to do it.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

The last play of the day.

Holy shit I’m still laughing.

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by Jon Banks on Sep 25, 2011 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks, jerks

I got almost no work done, I’m too tired to do anything now, and I have a super stressful week ahead thanks to not getting stuff done.

BUT, thanks for the fun.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

This game sucked

and was worth almost 1000 comments here.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Sep 25, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It didn't suck for me except for a couple of glaring plays.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know you wanted this.

/Rapelisbugger’d

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by UprootedTexan on Sep 25, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

lmao damn

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had to rec that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

you just got trolled by the colts

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by danorocks17 on Sep 25, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is that different from the past 10 years?

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said trolled

not rolled

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Hey bros, we know you're the new franchise so we'll give you a chance to win it with a field goal."

“Oh wait, your kicker is Kris Brown. U mad, bros?”

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

want

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

1000

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

comments! :)

OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)

by Carter Liles on Sep 25, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Done.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dungy Says Painter has "More Rhythm" than Collins

WTF.

I still think Dungy is the “bat boy” on the cover of Weekly World News from a few years ago.

by SuperSerial on Sep 25, 2011 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Dungy has no rhythm?

Only possible explanation

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody stole my bat child shirt in college

Asshole (not you).

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would somewhat agree with that

Painter is active and has some flow to his movement. Collins takes three steps and stands. Think its why he’s soaring so many of his throws. Unfortunately Painter probably is a little too happy with his feet. So it’s one evil or another I guess.

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by JustAJ on Sep 25, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Painter seems to be a fan of the one-hop.

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by Cassieper on Sep 25, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

^This

Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.

by Barryfromtexas on Sep 25, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Suck for Luck, bro!

All you fucking lames don't have to like me. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

by Colts Homer on Sep 25, 2011 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Only 13 more games to go.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Sep 25, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well the colts did show me something good

That they are not so bad to enter the suck for luck sweepstakes, the winner of that sweepstakes will be Kansas City I believe

by TheDream34 on Sep 25, 2011 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

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